¡¶A leisurely city for solo travelers¡· Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 001 The World in the Old Hard Drive Fang Xian once thought that employees of foreign companies were all well-dressed. When they had nothing to do, they would go to the Starbucks downstairs for a cup of iced mocha. In their spare time at work, they could make jokes with sexy and coquettish women in black stockings. After get off work, a bunch of sluts would go to nightclubs to get high. , sleeping with a different woman every week¡ª¡ª This longing is like the young man¡¯s longing for a happy marriage. Only when he walks in does he realize that it is hell. In this era when undergraduates are everywhere and technology is inferior to that of dogs, a technical man like him will live like a network administrator whether he is in a state-owned enterprise, a foreign private enterprise or Zhongguancun Financial Street. He must have messy hair and eyes thicker than the bottom of wine bottles, work 8-10 hours a day, be paid like a dead man's electrocardiogram, be with a bunch of hardware all day long, have an office next to the toilet, etc In ss company, he is responsible for the maintenance of computer hardware and software, euphemistically called - it maintenance specialist. Fang Xian¡¯s office is full of computer boxes. A day ago, a collective virus broke out on the company¡¯s computers and lost some data, forcing him to repair them overnight. Fang Xian has no complaints. He has chosen his own path. Since he likes to think about things on the computer alone, he must endure loneliness. He yawned and connected the 53rd hard drive to the dedicated repair workstation. Looking at the watch, it was already five o'clock in the morning, and there were still two hard drives to finish. Fang Xian then leisurely lit a cigarette and waited for the progress bar on the screen to finish. A few minutes later, the data reorganization was completed. He migrated the data to the local computer as usual, and then moved the data back after the system was restored. There are usually some shady things in ordinary people's computers, and they are hidden in folders such as "Sales Records" and "Learning Materials" to hide them. This hard drive is really big. There is a directory called "Games" under the root directory. The company's regulations prohibit even Minesweeper cards from being touched. He is really a strange person to be able to create this folder so calmly. "That's arrogant enough." Fang Xian opened the directory casually, glanced at the game directory, and then stood in awe, "This man has such good taste!" The games here are not the popular "xx Dance", "xx Speed", "xx FireWire", "xxx and the Warriors", etc., but are all classic stand-alone games. "Command and Conquer." "The Legend of Sword and Fairy!" "Starcraft." "The Age of Discovery!" "Heartbeat memoriesthe last linestudents in the same grade" Fang Xian muttered the names of these games, as if he was back in that era again. There were very few Internet cafes at that time. People only went to Internet cafes to play stand-alone games or LAN games. Most of the time, a few boys gathered around a computer and looked at their masterpieces with anticipation. Once upon a time, several boys gathered together covered in sweat, staring at the screen, giving each other advice, pointing fingers, hungry and extremely fulfilled at the same time. ??The sea of ??red tanks is pushed across the map; wandering in the never-ending maze; three barracks of madmen; traveling between Lisbon and Seville to unload goods ??Electromagnetic tower, flying dragon cloud explorer, Fujisaki Shiori, wild ball boxing Familiar memories appeared in Fang Xian's mind one by one. He clicked on the directory of "Legend of Sword and Fairy" as if possessed, and double-clicked "pal.exe" very skillfully. A familiar scene, a wine gourd, a wooden sword, and a bamboo poem sign. Of course, there are also "new stories" and "old memories." It¡¯s just that Fang Xian could clearly feel that what he was facing was not a computer screen, but a real space. He looked around blankly, it was pitch black. "Are you too sleepy? Are you dreaming?" He shook his head. Anyway, there was still time to spare, so just dream, so he chose "a new story". Logically speaking, the first scene should appear here, which is the scene where Li Xiaoyao is hit on the head by Aunt Li in the room. But what appeared in front of Fang Xian was a completely different scene. He stood miserably on a small wooden boat with an empty fishing net in his hand. In front of him was a deserted market. All the characters were still in place, and time was frozen. This scene looks very familiar, but it was originally presented as a rough 2D screen at an oblique 45¡ã angle. Such a lifelike first-person perspective really shocked Fang Xian. ¡°What kind of village market is that?!¡± This scene is exactly where the story of Legend of Sword and Fairy originatedthe market in that village Wow, what is supposed to come will always come, and the system prompts that it is late. It¡¯s just that this prompt is a bit weird. A bald man wearing sunglasses and wearing beach clothesThe pretending old man appeared on a skateboard. The inconsistent image made Fang Xian unable to complain. "Hey~man, welcome~to" The old man jumped off the skateboard with a fancy move, and knocked the skateboard up with his back heel. It¡¯s just that I didn¡¯t control the angle well, and the cross section of the skateboard hit my crotch. The old man fell to the ground and covered his crotch. "Oh~~~help-me,man" Fang Xian shook his head and helped him up. "Japanese?" The old man stood up, dusted himself off, muttered and bowed, "Arigado!" ¡°¡­Speak Chinese, thank you.¡± "Nice to meet you." The old man happily took off his sunglasses and looked at Fang Xian with his wretched eyes, "Player 54, welcome to the game world created by this god." Fang Xian spread his hands: "I had such a painful dream, what are these things?" The old man shook his head in an air of pretentiousness and pinned his sunglasses on his floral shirt. "Young man, this is the space created by this god. How is it, is it lifelike?" "Haha" Fang Xian stared at the old man with dead eyes, "I must be exhausted." "Don't believe it?" The old man was obviously not convinced, "Then let me ask you, how do you usually wake up from your dreams?" "Just wake up naturally." "to be honest." "Awakened by a monster." ¡°Those are a few cases, I ask you to tell the truth!¡± "Okay, anyway, this is my own dream" Fang Xian confessed, "Sometimes, you know, some beautiful women will appear in the dream, and then I will be very excited. This excitement, 'paving the way' Instantly, I woke up." Hearing this, the old man smiled and snapped his fingers, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume carrying a basket came over timidly, twisting her buttocks. "This" Fang Xian looked at her. She had a face with oval seeds and big eyes. She was a typical jade-shaped girl from a small family in ancient times. She had a feeling of d¨¦j¨¤ vu. "You should have played this game before. Do you still remember the sisters at the door of the inn?" the old man asked, holding his nose. Fang Xian patted his head. Aren't these the sisters who are infatuated with the protagonist of the game? "Ding Xianglan! Or Ding Xiulan I couldn't tell the difference before, and I still can't tell the difference now." The old man snapped his fingers again, and a beautiful woman in a blue dress walked over from the other direction. "I really can't tell the difference now." Fang Xian was a little dizzy. "Indeed, I sometimes know my own merits, so I set it a little bit." The old man snapped his fingers again, and the clothes on the two girls disappeared. Then, the old man whistled and made a gesture to turn around. The two girls were holding each other's backs, and the old man walked over and patted a girl on her left buttocks. "Look clearly, this is my sister Xiulan, with a hemorrhoid on her butt." "" Fang Xian felt hot all over his body as he looked at it. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" After the old man counted five times, he waved his arm, and the two women put their clothes back on, twisted their buttocks and left. "Are you awake?" The old man stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Fang Xian's eyes. "Sure enough." Fang Xian looked at his lower body, held his chin and nodded solemnly, "My willpower has indeed increased. I can still restrain myself from such an explosive scene." "Well, it's your business what you think." The old man was too lazy to talk nonsense to Fang Xian and began to explain, "This is my god's space. I created some game worlds according to my own preferences and invited people who are destined to do so. Come in and participate. Players can get some rewards after completing the tasks. If the tasks fail, they will lose their player qualifications. Do you understand?" "Isn't it the same as what you said and what you didn't say?" "Don't you know anything else besides complaining?" The old man took out a tablet and slid his fingers on it a few times, "Well, Fang Xian, he has a decent mind, an athletic idiot, and a typical otaku technical male template. , no wonder you were matched with such a fringe character But your task is very simple, you just need to say a few words to the protagonist and row a boat." "This, this" Fang Xian looked at the fishing net in his hand, the fishing boat beside him, and then touched the coarse cloth passerby uniform on his body, "Could it be" "That's right, you are Zhang Si. The system prompts about how to play will tell you that I am busy creating the world of the 'Age of Discovery'. The map is too complicated. See you later." The old man laughed and put it down. Get off the skateboard and walk away. ¡¾hint¡ª¡ª¡¿ ¡¾Character introduction¡¿ ¡¾Li Xiaoyao¡¿ ¡¾The waiter in a small fishing village was raised by his aunt who worked hard to raise him.?, who wants to be a righteous ranger who eliminates violence and brings peace to the people. She is destined to have a peach blossom, and when she first entered the world, she developed an inextricable four-corner love affair with the three heroines] ¡¾A handsome and beautiful young man, seeking medicine on the spiritual island to form an immortal relationship. ¡¿ ¡¾Thousands of miles of ruggedness without hesitation, and the sword in the rivers and lakes is the beauty. ¡¿ "This is obviously Li Xiaoyao, let's just take a look." Fang Xian nodded and was about to start the game, but saw a message flash in front of him¡ª¡ª ¡¾Sorry, that was the tip from the last black brother, I forgot to change it. ¡¿ "" ¡¾Character introduction¡¿ ¡¾Zhen¡¤Zhang Si¡¿ "Zhang Si is Zhang Si! Why must Mao be more serious!" ¡¾This character is so boring. Does adding the word ¡®true¡¯ make it cool? ¡¿ "" ¡¾A strong and upright boatman who makes a living by fishing, Li Xiaoyao's best friend and drinking buddy, he is about 25 to 26 years old, down-to-earth and hardworking, the best portrayal of a good young man. ¡¿ "Your whole family is a good young man." ¡¾You complain too often, stop talking nonsense and continue reading¡¿ "" ¡¾I am not afraid of the rolling white waves, I will take the helm and row forward. ¡¿ ¡¾Throw the net into the water and catch the fish, catch a big fish and laugh. ¡¿ ¡°Laughing haha?!!! Haha?! Ha¡­did you write this introduction? Are you the one who writes online articles??¡± ¡¾This is the official introduction. If you complain again, I will delete all your lines. ¡¿ ¡¾Supreme¡¤Mission i¡¿ ¡¾Standing there waiting for Li Xiaoyao to come to buy fish, he told him that there was no fish in the storm. ¡¿ "The highest" ¡¾Shut up¡¿ ¡¾Sacred Mission ii¡¿ ¡¾Li Xiaoyao will come over the next day and beg you to take him to Fairy Island. You have to say that it is dangerous and tiring, but under his strong request, you still agree. ¡¿ "Am I cheap?" ¡¾Okay, you have been banned for 5 minutes, stay still. ¡¿ ¡¾Brilliant¡¤Mission iii¡¿ ¡¾After sending Li Xiaoyao to the island, you kept waitingfor about a day and night, and then Li Xiaoyao came out after picking up girls. You expressed your concern and sent him back. ¡¿ ¡°#£¤%#£¤&¡­¡­¡± ¡¾Final Task iv¡¿ ¡¾Stand at the dock for two days, waiting for Li Xiaoyao to bring Zhao Ling'er back, and then take him to Xianling Island for a round trip. Congratulations, all missions for Zhang Si are over! ¡¿ ¡¾award¡¿ ¡¾Task 1: A fishing net. ¡¿ ¡¾Task 2: Fishing technology. ¡¿ ¡¾Task 3: Rowing skills (already owned). ¡¿ ¡¾Task 4: The temperament of a good young man. ¡¿ ¡¾True¡¤Ultimate¡¤Special Reward: A big carp! It can be braised in braised sauce, dry-roasted, sauce-roasted, or x-roasted. It is delicious and fragrant, with endless aftertaste, making people want to stop! ¡¿ ¡°#£¤¡­¡­%#£¤%&¡± ¡¾hint¡¿ ¡¾Your attributes are your projection in the real world. If the attributes here are improved to a certain extent, it will be fed back to reality to a certain extent, dear >.<. ¡¿ ¡°#£¤%¡­You are not mainstream¡­£¤#%¡­¡± ¡¾~^_^~¡ª¡ªNot convinced? ¡¿ ¡¾\\*^o^*//¡ª¡ªI know a lot more¡¿ ¡¾¡Ñ©n¡Ñ¡ª¡ªAre you afraid? ¡¿ ¡¾¨q(¨s3¨t)¨r¡ª¡ªWinning is boring¡¿ "" ¡¾You can save and exit at any time and return to the real world¡¿ ¡¾The reward will be attached to you and returned to the real world¡¿ ¡¾The mission time limit is one week in the real world¡¿ ¡¾If Zhang Si dies, the mission will fail, and if the time limit is reached, the mission will fail¡¿ ¡¾There is a hidden mission, dear¡¿ "¡¾Don't try to do some beastly things, I know what you are thinking. With your body and bones, Wang Xiaohu is enough to subdue you and send you to the Yamen." ¡¿ {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 002 Game Begins After 5 minutes of nagging, the game officially started and the ban was lifted. "" Fang Xian didn't dare to complain anymore. If he was banned again, it wouldn't be fun if brother Xiaoyao came and was speechless. He brought up his status bar and took a quick look. ¡¾Fang Xian (Zhang Si)¡¿ ¡¾Experience: 0/10¡¿ ¡¾Practice: 0¡¿ ¡¾Stamina: 90¡¿ ¡¾Infuriating energy: 60¡¿ ¡¾Martial Arts: 15¡¿ ¡¾Spiritual power: 10¡¿ ¡¾Defense: 25¡¿ ¡¾Shenfa: 15¡¿ ¡¾Lucky Luck: 60¡¿ ¡¾Equipment: Fishing suit - catch a big fish and laugh haha! ¡¿ "Haha." Fang Xian swallowed all the food in his stomach. Judging from the attribute table, this character's attributes are based on the Legend of Sword and Fairy mode. Although Zhang Si's abilities are terrible, he is still something, especially his good luck. It must be that he can survive in strong winds and waves thanks to his good luck. I'm going back and forth between the small village and Fairy Island. Just as he was thinking about it, a handsome man with a jade tree facing the wind, wearing a coarse cloth cloak and a protagonist-style elegant parted hair, walked towards this side leisurely. At this moment, Fang Xian just wants to see the mirror and see how big the gap is between himself and brother Xiaoyao. "Let's complete the first step of the task first." Fang Xian cheered up. He was ready to give Li Xiaoyao a bear hug, and was about to use practical actions to show his close relationship with Xiaoyao's brother, but he missed the opportunity. Li Xiaoyao completely ignored Fang Xian and walked directly in front of a certain uncle. "Uncle Shui Sheng, bring some fresh fish and shrimp, a distinguished guest is here." Li Xiaoyao flicked his hair, and his casual movements were full of the protagonist's temperament. Uncle Shui Sheng is actually only in his early 40s. He only achieved the "uncle-level" appearance because of years of fishing, exposure to wind, sun, waves and beatings from his wife. "Oh, Xiaoyao, I don't dare to go to sea these two days, the wind and waves are so strong, so evil!" "What's wrong?" "I don't know when a small island came out in the north. There is a fairy living on it. I don't know who made her angry. It made the wind and waves so big that I couldn't catch any fish." Uncle Shuisheng looked confused when he talked about the fairy. He was stunned for a moment, and then became sad again. "Fairy? Are you making trouble?" Xiaoyao didn't believe it. "Humph, I have seen fairies with my own eyes, and so has Xiaohu. Anyway, there is no fish for sale in the past two days. You go to the market to buy some meat." Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly, turned around, and then saw Fang Xian with an expectant face. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Li Xiaoyao subconsciously covered his chest. "Ah, my good brother, long time no see!" "You just had a drink last night, didn't you?" "Brother Xiaoyao, we have a deep love for each other as brothers. I'm already unbearably lonely after not seeing you for a few hours." Li Xiaoyao shuddered when he heard this. It seems that he should be careful when drinking with this guy in the future. ¡°You go ahead and get busy, I¡¯ll go over there and see if there are any fish and shrimps for sale.¡± "Don't leave in a hurry, let's chat a few more words." "Auntie is waiting for me, don't pull medon't touch mestay away from me" Seeing that he couldn't hold him back, Fang Xian burst into tears and shouted: "Brother Xiaoyao, I will always wait for you here, as long as you need, until you need me." Li Xiaoyao was walking as fast as flying when a cold wind blew by and disappeared into the market. ¡¾Complete task i, get a black fishing net¡¿ Fang Xian stood there for half a minute. Feeling bored, he turned back to chat with Uncle Shui Sheng. "Uncle, you don't fish or sell fish, why are you standing here?" Fang Xian asked. "Aren't you standing here too?" ¡°I¡¯m different, I have a mission and a mission!¡± "I also have a mission and a mission." "Okay." Fang Xian saw that his uncle was really bored, so he squatted in front of the water and took advantage of the dawn to shine on himself. "!!" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? but the face of Shuili Fang Xian, in addition to being too square, does look a bit like the protagonist because of the resolution of games at that time. However, a fisherman¡¯s headband completely ruined this image. Since I¡¯m not going to fish anymore anyway, I don¡¯t have to worry about my hair getting messy if there¡¯s no wind, so I just take off my headband casually. ??Take off the headband and shake your long hair. Fang Xian instantly understood that the artists of that era were easy to mess with. The so-called differences in facial makeup are just a few points.Face size, eye size, hairstyle! After Zhang Si let go of his hair, his long hair was parted on the side, and his Chinese-character face set off his slightly hesitant eyes. He looked like a literary young man who had made a mistake, and was so miserable. Fang Xian held his chin up and looked at this face. "He is indeed a good young man!" After a while, he had an idea. In this game, there are many characters who can change the direction of the story. ¡°But can it becompletelya dominant roleI am afraid there is no other person besides Zhang Si. Because in the setting, Li Xiaoyao and Zhang Si seem to be the only two young adults in the village. "Save and exit." Fang Xian snapped his fingers. When his vision went dark, Fang Xian returned to the computer screen. He shook his head and looked up at his watch. 5:30:22. He remembered clearly that the time to repair the computer was about 5:30 in the morning. Seeing that he had enough time, he deliberately lit a cigarette. "It is indeed a dream." Fang Xian said, taking a puff of cigarette very naturally. Based on my feeling, I must have spent at least more than twenty minutes in the game just now. Since it took dozens of seconds to come out, it can be seen that it was really just a dream. "Wait a minuteif I fell asleep just now, there should be a fire by now." Fang Xian was silent for a while, then looked down. A black fishing net is wrapped around himself Fang Xian did not hesitate any longer, unplugging the hard drive cable immediately and pocketing it with the most agility and determination in his life. Then he didn't have time to take off the fishing net, stood up and found the case of the hard drive. This is an old 586, which has obviously been abandoned for a long time, and there are no nameplates or labels on it. Fang Xian picked up the computer, rushed into the warehouse in the back room, and threw it decisively into the back. He felt relieved now, patted the dust in his hands and walked out of the warehouse. At some point, a short-haired woman wearing a standard black OL outfit walked into the office and looked directly at Fang Xian. "Haha, Lisa, you came so early." Fang Xian scratched his head and returned to the computer happily. This woman is Fang Xian¡¯s direct supervisor, Lisa Yang, the administrative director of SS Company, whose real name is Yang Qi. "If it's inconvenient, I'll go out first" Yang Qi turned around and said awkwardly, "If you work overtime alone, you may need to use some methods to refresh yourself, but please change back to formal clothes before 8 o'clock." "" Fang Xian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly started up and tried to take off the fishing net, but the harder he tightened it, the tighter it became, "lisa, you misunderstood this I can explain this is really just a fishing net. ¡­¡± "No need to explain, the company does not interfere with the freedom of employees." Yang Qi covered her face and waved, "I just hope you will not infect other colleagues in the company with these quirks. I will keep this matter a secret for you." "¡­¡­All right." "Have you finished taking off your clothes? Can I turn back?" Yang Qi asked behind her back. "Wellit's a bit difficult, can you help me?" Fang Xian still couldn't break free from the fishing net despite all his efforts. "I'll help you find scissors" Yang Qi reluctantly opened the drawer. "No, no, this is my reward, don't cut it!" "reward?" Yang Qi blushed, lowered her head and said, "What kind of strange hobby is this?" Yang Qi sighed, calmed down, walked up to Fang Xian, and began to help him break free from the fishing net. "I didn't expect it." Yang Qi muttered. "What didn't you expect?" "I usually see you as quite honest, but actually" "Lisa, what are you thinking about?" "Stop talking, I understand, isn't this justa fishnet outfitmen who like to wear this are allthat one, right?" "Which one?" "That's the one." ¡°¡­You¡¯re overthinking it, Lisa, this is really just a fishing net.¡± "Yes, it is a fishing net." "" ******************************************* Applying Xian Ge¡¯s body¡ª¡ª Readers¡¯ requirements are my pursuit; readers¡¯ temper is my blessing; readers¡¯ encouragement is my motivation; readers¡¯ thoughts are my methods; readers¡¯ expressions are my mood; readers¡¯ hobbies are my hobbies; readers¡¯ hobbies are my hobbies. Intention is my direction; the reader's Xiaomi is my secret; the reader's lover is my relative! . So, please collect and recommend me, I¡¯ll give you some mushrooms! {Piaotian Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our biggest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 003 Holiday After several twists and turns, Fang Xian finally broke free from the haze of the sexy black sling fishing net, and then he happily stuffed the fishing net into his backpack. "Okay, let's get down to business. How's it going?" Yang Qi pointed at the screen and asked. "There are still two hard drives left, and it is expected to be completed around 6 o'clock." "Has all the data been recovered?" "It's not far from ten, this is the limit." Yang Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. Originally, she was going to work overtime with Fang Xian here, but there was only one server for recovery, and she couldn't help much, so she went back to rest first and came to check on the situation early today. "Thank you for your hard work." Yang Qi responded with a bright smile, "We can finally do business. I'll make you a cup of coffee." "It's okay. It will be over soon. I want to go back and rest early." Fang Xian behaved very politely. After a moment of hesitation, he asked, "Well Lisa, I want to just take my annual leave." Yang Qi showed a hesitant expression: "You know, you have to ask for annual leave one month in advance so that we can arrange work. I can't approve your sudden request for leave. I'll ask for permission when Mike comes." "Thank you." A few minutes later, Yang Qi came over with two cups of hot coffee, found a chair and sat next to Fang Xian. "Thanks to you this time." Yang Qi patted Fang Xian on the shoulder and said softly. Fang Xian thought to himself - Here we go again This is Lisa Yang¡¯s standard leadership style. It is not easy for a 26-year-old to lead dozens of people in the administrative department. Her method is very simple. She pretends to be a sister in front of the female employees, and flirts with her in front of the male employees. Don¡¯t worry about whether it¡¯s true or not, it really works, especially for men. A gentle encouragement from a beautiful boss can make them boil like a bull. Fang Xian is one of the few people who doesn't fall into this trap. He knows that this woman's charming appearance is actually just a catalyst to further squeeze the employees' labor force. Every woman has two mouths. Your ultimate goal is obviously the lower mouth. For a woman like Lisa Yang who can become a supervisor at this age her mouth must not belong to you, definitely. "Lisa, go ahead and do your work. We'll get it done here soon. Just help me convince Mike to approve the fake." Fang Xian forced a smile. This is a bit euphemistic, but its core meaning is - Young Nima is disgusting with me, and if he wants me to work hard, he will give me annual leave. Yang Qi wasn't too surprised by Fang Xian's silly and hateful way of expressing herself. She had already known what kind of guy this guy was, but today she saw him working overtime and working hard all night, so she just wanted to give him a little praise. Little did she know that all this guy was thinking about was Annual vacation is very disappointing. "Okay, I'll go see if Mike is here." Although Yang Qi was dissatisfied, her face was still full of joy, and she walked away holding the coffee with a smile. Fang Xian thought very clearly that he had done something good this time, and he could probably get the approval during the holidays. He had to use this time to carefully study the hard drive before making any plans. Ten minutes later, the last two hard drives were finished. Fang Xian put them back into the case, tightened the screws, and clapped his hands. You¡¯re done! Almost at the same time, Lisa knocked on the door and appeared again. "nailed it?" "Yeah." Fang Xian almost didn't bother to look at these computers again. "Just let them come and get their computers back. All the recovered data will be imported back." "Thank you for your hard work. Mike is already here. He wants to talk to you in person." "Is this necessary?" "Hey" Lisa knew Fang Xian's nature and sighed briefly, "Fang Xian, talking to the boss is a rare opportunity to show off, especially this time. You basically did it alone. Don't blame me for not reminding you. , this is a good opportunity to enter the boss's field of vision. If you always resist communicating with the leader, there is no way out." ¡°OK, I¡¯ll go, I¡¯ll go.¡± Mike is a Yankee, his full name is mike¡¤pown, a weird surname, and Chinese people like to call him Mike Fat. He is one of the three foreign senior executives of the company, in charge of human resources and administration. He is 57 years old and a typical bald, fat man with glasses. Obviously, he is here to retire. Facing Fang Xian, he said enthusiastically: "Hi, Fang, please sit down." Fang Xian could only walk in front of him with a silly smile. The fat American asked with a smile: "Is the data matter settled?" "Well, it's done." "Ohwhy are you so anxious to take a vacation?" By the way, this topic is too untechnical. "I'm very tired from my recent work and want to take a rest." Fang Xian rubbed his eyes specially to let himCovered with bloodshot eyes. "I understand, I understand." Mike's expression was kind and generous, "But you know, we can't leave you at this time. There is still a lot of follow-up work. Can you hold on for another week?" Fang Xian thought about it, and the game prompt seemed to say that the deadline to complete the task was one week. It doesn't matter if he wants to complete Zhang's fourth-line mission honestly, but if he wants to make a breakthrough the plot of Fairy Sword is not that easy to complete. "Mikeyou know, last night" Fang Xian's eyes were full of fear and bitterness, like a little widow who had been raped, "About 2 o'clock, my heart suddenly beat very fast, and I was sweating profusely. I fell to the ground and had difficulty breathingit took half an hour to recover. I wanted to call 120 at that time, but when I thought about the company's interestsI chose to persist" "Oh!!" Mike trembled when he heard this. No matter what Fang Xian did, he was really sweating. As a 57-year-old fat man who is half-retired in Greater China, he just wants to be safe. Fortunately, Fang Xian survived, otherwise SS Company might have made the headlines today¡ª¡ª ¡¾Male employee of ss company died suddenly after working overtime all night¡¿ ¡¾The bitterness behind high salary and suits¡¿ Newspapers will be more restrained, ** is the truly scary thing¡ª¡ª ¡¾I, cnmlgbd, a foreign company, treat Chinese people as human beings? ¡¿ ¡¾Foreign companies are as fierce as tigers, and bosses are as big as insects¡¿ ¡­¡­ Afterwards, media reporters will swarm in, and the manager will definitely let Mike Fat face them. ¡°If one word is accidentally spoken, Mike will become as famous as Mr. Wang from the Ministry of Railways. It seems that the guy was transferred to Pakistan, Tajikistan or Kyrgyzstan after the accident I heard that the company is expanding its business in South Africa The Yankee shuddered. We promised to retire with a high salary! The promised seaside vacation! Mike didn¡¯t even dare to think about it. It is better to believe that it exists than to believe that it does not exist. Fang Xian rubbed his eyes and took out the annual leave application form at the right time. "The body is important, the body is important." Mike wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and signed his name boldly, "Let Lisa ask someone to handle the rest of the process. Go back and rest." "Mike, you are so considerate." Fang Xian was moved, nodded and walked out holding his heart. "Oh, by the way!" Mike's rhythm was disrupted by Fang Xian, and then he remembered the purpose of this conversation, "Fang, you must remember the company's confidentiality agreement. No information is allowed to be disclosed." Why are you saying this suddenly? Fang Xian was a little confused, but he understood after a moment. There are always some fools who hide secret information in computers. Maybe there was SS¡¯s trade secret hidden in a hard drive last night. "Don't worry, Mike, I don't have time to look at the hard drives. I just want to repair them as soon as possible." "Okay, have a good rest and have time for a comprehensive physical examination." ¡°Fang Xian then found Lisa again and told her about Mike¡¯s fake approval. "I thought he was going to delay it for at least a few weeks. That's weird." Lisa shook her head and smiled, stretching out her right hand, "Okay, I wish you a happy holiday." "Thank you." Fang Xian shook hands with Lisa, feeling that Lisa's hand was filled with strength and some unclear meaning. "By the way, don't lock the door when you leave. People will start to get their computers soon." "ok." Fang Xian returned to the office. Fortunately, his shoulders were big enough to hold the hard drive and such a large pile of fishing nets. He left this smoky place without any regrets. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 004 Pigeon Cage The early morning in the imperial capital is divided into several periods. 4-5 o'clock in the morning - this is the time when various vendors enter the market. The small business owners who sell breakfast and set up stalls in the morning market will set up their stalls at this time. The amazing thing is that these people never look tired on their faces. . 5-6 o'clock in the morning - it's time for grandparents to take a walk. At this time, the streets are full of boring nonsense. 6-7 a.m. - This is the time for hard-working people who work far away from their residences to go out. Most of them have to travel across half of the imperial capital to a bustling financial center. 7-9 a.m. - This is the time when people go to work, and they can usually check in 5-50 seconds before they are late. Fang Xian passed through the next three time periods on his way home. He witnessed the boredom of the uncle and aunt and the rare silence of the imperial capital. He witnessed the hard-working office workers crawling into the subway like ants. He witnessed people chasing time in a panic, or squandering their youth. Whenever this happens, he feels his own insignificance and confusion, tired of running for his life and achieving nothing. The melancholy was over, and he arrived home. If this is home Because land is at a premium in the imperial capital, the monthly rent for even the cheapest low-rent housing exceeds 1,500. For a hard-working man like him, whose monthly salary is only three to five thousand, living alone in an apartment is as luxurious as studying abroad. Therefore, a strange existence came into being, which the people call it - grid house! Its homophone is pigeon house. This is also thanks to the wisdom of real estate agents. Generally speaking, a house of more than 80 square meters, especially a two-bedroom and one-living room, three-bedroom and one-living room type, is generally not easy to rent. Due to their area, their monthly rent will exceed 3,500, and people who are willing to spend so much money to rent a house can fully afford to take out a loan to buy a house. As a result, smart real estate agents began to carry out large-scale construction after obtaining the owner's permission. They were able to extremely professionally divide a 100-square-meter house into a dozen or even dozens of single rooms, each less than 7 square meters, just enough to accommodate a single room. University dormitory-style bunk beds, with people sleeping on top and a writing desk below. With such a plan, the rent for each single room can be settled with only 300 to 500 yuan. The renters are happy, the housing agents are happy, and the owners are happy too. Fang Xian always felt that when someone is happy, someone will suffer. But as far as this matter is concerned, he couldn't think of who suffered the loss despite exhausting his thoughts. Without further ado, he returned to the pigeon house. The dovecote in the morning is terrible. Because we have to fight for the toilet. In the summer, dozens of old men in underpants stood in a row in front of the only toilet, bleary-eyed. Fang Xian lost most of his interest when he saw this scene. This ghost place was full of the smell of men's sweat and off-brand cigarettes. It was really not an ideal place for a vacation. So he made a luxurious decision, the most luxurious decision in his life. He returned to his cell, took some daily necessities and stuffed them into his backpack. After making sure that cash, cards, ID cards, driver's license and other items were all on him, he picked up his laptop and turned around to leave decisively. "You seem to be going out for a ride? (Why are you going)" asked a man with hairy chest and underwear. "Let's go and play. (Go out to play)" Fang Xian closed the door without looking back. The crowd was speechless for a while. Fang Xian walked out of the community and looked at the crowded crowd, feeling an inexplicable sense of superiority in his heart. At least for the next week, he no longer has to go out of the cage during the day and return to the cage at night. This week, he wants to show off his style, show off his taste, show off his luxury, and it would be even better if he can show off his sluttishness. Anyway, the money will be drained by women sooner or later, so why not let yourself enjoy it before then. He has a total of 2,500 yuan in cash, a deposit of less than 20,000 yuan in his card, and a credit card limit of 5,000 yuan. The destination is only a five-minute walk from the community. Fang Xian has been yearning to go there for a long time, but has never been there before. He always feels inferior, or shy. Stepping into that door is a solemn and sacred thing, so you must be well prepared. There is a word to describe a person¡¯s transformation, and it¡¯s called transformation. Before entering the "Holy Land", Fang Xian first came to the modeling center next to the Holy Land. Don¡¯t think too much, apart from haircuts and beautification services here, there is not even a massage. Because it was still early, there were not many customers in the store yet. There were only a few waitresses who were yawning. When they saw a nice young man carrying a schoolbag walking in blankly, a certain lady greeted him skillfully. "Sir, would you like to have your hair styled or just have your hair cut?"   Fang Xian was stunned and asked, "Is there any difference?" The lady smiled and said: "Hair cutting is a traditional business, and the hairstylist is only responsible for designing your hair. But in today's era, simple hair design is obviously difficult to meet the needs of fashionable people." "Fashionista, do you think I look like you?" "Haha, why doesn't it look like that? You just need to change your hairstyle, change your glasses, wear a jacket that suits your temperament, trim your eyebrows to make your glasses look more energetic, remove blackheads, and then put on your face" "" Fang Yan thought about it for a while, and they all said that changing the look is equivalent to changing the mood. It costs money anyway, so let's just have a good time. After the lady finished talking, he bravely asked the price. "It depends on whether you need a mainland stylist or a Hong Kong-Hong Kong stylist. Mainland stylists are 188, Hong Kong-Hong Kong 388, including consultation and hair cutting. If you need perm, hair dyeing and beauty treatment, it is a separate matter." "Are there any stylists in Guangdong?" Fang Xian asked. "Tell me, Teacher Shao, do you have a reservation?" The lady walked to the wall and asked, pointing to a photo of a man. "No." "Let me check for you whether he has made an appointment this morning." The lady returned to the front desk and asked while flipping through the form, "How did you think of finding a Guangdong stylist?" Fang Xian answered while holding his nose: "He can speak Cantonese. I can lie to myself that he is from Hong Kong." The young lady shuddered at the cold joke, but restored her professional smile and led Fang Yan inside. Teacher Shao is a wretched middle-aged man wearing a peaked cap. In fact, among stylists, many people¡¯s styles are very simple, with short hair or bald heads. But Teacher Shao had no choice but to do this because he was bald. At Fang Xian¡¯s strong request, Teacher Shao was forced to communicate with him in Cantonese. ¡°You¡¯re a handsome guy, I¡¯ll change it again (I promise), you¡¯ll become a slutty one after you get rid of your inner penis (you¡¯ll become a different person after you go out)!¡± "Are you speaking Cantonese with a Henan accent?" "My mother gave me some rice as a gift to Zou Yin. (My mother is from Zhengzhou)" "Forget it, just speak Mandarin." "" ********************************* It seems that frequent asking for advice and acceptance is an annoying behavior. But I just can¡¯t help it! ! ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ! ps. Make a transition in the middle and you will be able to play again soon. In the plan, the ratio between games and urban scenes is 60% to 40%, so it¡¯s time to have fun and have fun. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Darkened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 005 Good Young Man Zhang Si Teacher Shao used his fingers to measure Fang Xian's eyebrow width, eye width, face width, chin width, shoulder width and so on, then held his chin in thought for half a minute, and then asked in a Beijing accent¡ª¡ª "Brother, the structure of your face, body proportions, etc. are all good, but it doesn't look very effective." Fang Xian said awkwardly: "I don't want to curse people like that." "No, no, no, you completely misunderstood." Teacher Shao stared at Fang Xian through the mirror, "You have a very good natural shape, I'm just saying that you don't like to dress up." "I love dressing up, so why do I support you?" "¡­¡­Right." Teacher Shao asked Fang Xian to do plasma perm, but failed. He asked Fang Xian to dye his hair yellow, but failed. He asked Fang Xian to iron the foil, but failed. ¡­¡­ Before Teacher Shao went crazy, Fang Xian reluctantly agreed to three projects. Eyebrow shaping - free. Removing acne and blackheads - 50 yuan. Shave - free. The process of persuading Fang Xian was very long. It stands to reason that people who come to see a stylist usually spend a lot of money, and the styling center only makes money by perming and dyeing. modeling. Teacher Shao was helpless, every customer at the stall was a fate, and there was nothing wrong with it early in the morning anyway. He was also curious about what it would be like to tidy up Fang Xian, so he tidied it up for him wholeheartedly. Fang Xian was also sleepy. He leaned back on the chair and fell asleep. It was up to God how he would wake up. ¡­¡­ About an hour later, he was woken up by Teacher Shao. "How's it going? Let's take a look." Teacher Shao's voice was full of expectation, as if he was eager to see the Vietnamese bride he just bought. Fang Xian yawned, rubbed his eyes, and stared at the mirror for half a minute. The messy hair becomes elegant, and the rough face becomes gorgeous. This change is difficult to describe. For specific comparison, you can refer to the difference between Captain Jack Sparrow and the pretty boy Will in "Pirates of the Caribbean"; you can also refer to the gap between Yang Guo and his 16th birthday in Louis Koo's version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". Teacher Shao was intoxicated by Fang Xian's surprise. Although he didn't extract much money from this kid, Fang Xian's expression was undoubtedly the greatest affirmation of his skills. "Brother, there are not many people in the morning, and I have nothing to do anyway. I might as well accompany you to the shopping mall next door to pick out some clothes." So, Fang Xian, who had already admired Teacher Shao's skills, was dragged to the shopping mall again. Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian two directions, cool and elegant flow and sports flow. Fang Xian thought about it for a moment and decided that it was Kuya - he actually mainly wanted to understand what Kuya meant. Facts have proved that this term is a bit pretentious, it is just a plain casual dress. After learning that Fang Xian¡¯s glasses were 50¡ã on one side and 80¡ã on the other, Teacher Shao threw the ugly glasses into the trash can without hesitation¡ª¡ª ¡°This kind of thing is meant to cover up flaws. For example, I have to wear a hat.¡± Around ten o¡¯clock, everything was done from head to toe. The specific changes can be summarized in five words - "The Transformation of **Silk" After walking out of the shopping mall, the two were about to part ways, and their brief reunion still made people a little reluctant to leave. "How are you, buddy? Is it worth the money?" Teacher Shao lit a cigarette and pursed his lips at the girl who just walked past, "They were looking at you just now, your rate of return has soared!" "I smoke too." Fang Xian stretched out his hand. "This is a three-yuan red plum." "I'll smoke the big front door for two yuan." Teacher Shao handed the cigarette worth 15 cents to Fang Xian distressedly, turned his face and asked, "Are you dressed like this for an interview?" "No, I'm on vacation." "Oh, so you want to go out and have fun, dress up for photos, and go out with your girlfriend?" "No, go out by yourself." "Where to go?" "There." Fang Xian pointed to the tall building next to the hair salon. Teacher Shao was stunned: "What are you going there for?" "On vacation. I told you, what kind of memory do you have?" ¡°¡­with my girlfriend?¡± "You don't have a girlfriend, I told you, do you know how to chat?" "" After a cigarette, Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian a business card and told him that the waiter had secretly taken a picture of Fang Xian before styling, and his before-and-after photos might be used in the styling center¡¯s brochure. Fang Xian also expressed??, if he dares to use it, he dares to go to court and sue. After saying goodbye to Teacher Shao, Fang Xian finally walked into the place he had longed for for a long time¡ª¡ª Hilton DoubleTree International Hotel. ¡°Some people may think that this yearning is simply too futile. We can only say that that person has never lived in a "pigeon cage". No one yearns for a spacious and comfortable environment more than Fang Xian. Needless to say, there is no need to say more about the luxury of the hotel and the elegance of the customers. In the past, Fang Xian was too embarrassed to come in and borrow the toilet even though he was wearing a vest and underpants. Fortunately, I changed my appearance today and my confidence has skyrocketed. When checking in, the front desk lady took a special look at Fang Xian. Most of them have good eyesight and can easily tell what the guests are here for. This seriousness reveals a casual dress, and this leisurely look is mixed with wisdom. The receptionist defines Fang Xian as a young and promising small boss or rich second generation type. ¡°Obviously, she made a mistake. This is actually just a good young man with a fortune of tens of thousands of dollars. In fact, the front desk lady still had a chance to see through Fang Xian's disguise, because after she quoted the room rate of 2,200 yuan per day for a business suite, Fang Xian's face twitched. ??Excluding consumption of public funds, people who are willing to spend so much money are either too rich or crazy. ¡°I¡¯m really crazy.¡± Fang Xian walked into the suite and threw his belongings into the cabinet, then looked around¡ª¡ª For the poor pigeon cage residents, the White House is nothing more than that. Every piece of furniture here emphasizes two words, one is "big" and the other is "elegant". When you want to drink water you will see the coffee machine next to the cup, and when you are hungry you will find potato chips in the cabinet. It can be said that smoking a cigarette in any corner of this place is quite pleasant. Greedy Fang Xian chose the most comfortable place to light a cigarette - in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows. When several white-collar, blue-collar and black-collar workers were struggling to make ends meet, Fang Xian was smoking a Marlboro from God's perspective. "The feeling of superiority bought with money was gone in a week." Fang Xian enjoyed the spaciousness and comfort of the suite. He turned off his mobile phone and arrogantly took out a bottle of Carlsberg from the freezer. He lay in the jacuzzi in the bathroom and drank it slowly while watching TV. After that, he had the best sleep in years. There was no pressure from the crowd, no smell of off-brand cigarettes, and no moans from the young man next door masturbating. It was simply wonderful. As soon as I woke upit was dark. It was close to 12 o'clock in the evening when he opened his eyes. Fang Xian felt refreshed and energetic after 13 hours of sleep. The fun can finally begin. Fang Xian took out his laptop, used an adapter to connect the magical hard drive to it, and double-clicked "pal.exe" for the nth time to enter the game. Time and space reversed, and he once again came to Yuhang Town in The Legend of Sword and Fairy. The time in the game passed very strangely. All in all, while Fang Xian was still in a daze, our brother Xiaoyao ran over panting. Like last time, this guy went after Uncle Shui Sheng again. "Uncle Shuisheng" Li Xiaoyao held his knees and gasped, "I beg you, you must take me to the Fairy Island in the north." Uncle Shuisheng touched his beard and asked, "Oh? Why are you in such a hurry to go there?" "Auntie is suddenly ill. I'm going to find the fairy to ask for medicine" Li Xiaoyao pulled Uncle Shui Sheng to get on the boat. "Xiaoyao, it's not that I don't want to help, it's just that the wind and waves have been too strong recently. Even if I have been on this river for decades, I still dare not get out of the boat. I still have a wife and children at home, please let me go." Uncle Shuisheng froze in place. The ground refused to move no matter what. Li Xiaoyao begged several more times, but Uncle Shui Sheng still didn't respond, and then he turned to look at Zhang Si. "Kid, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Fang Xian played with the fishing net and said with a smile, "Is it time for you to beg me?" Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth. Although he had just discovered that there was something wrong with Zhang Si's sexual orientation, after all, it was his aunt's life that mattered, so it didn't matter if he made some sacrifices. "Brother Zhang!" Li Xiaoyao burst into tears and ran to Fang Xian, "Auntie is like a mother to me, please do" Fang Xian had already planned his lines. He waved his arms, flicked his long hair, and glared. "Of course, I, Zhang Si, have been taken care of by Aunt Li for many years. How can I just sit back and do nothing at this time!" Seeing Zhang Siying¡¯s happiness, Li Xiaoyao quickly pulled him towards the boat: ¡°It¡¯s better, fourth brother! Let¡¯s go!¡± "Why us?" Fang Xian snorted. "Ah? Didn't you promise to take me there?" Brother Xiaoyao was shocked. ¡°???I agree to go on your behalf. "Fang Xian played the booger ball. "Is there any difference?" Brother Xiaoyao was a little confused. "Hey you are uneducated." Fang Xian shook his head and said, "You know, the wind and waves are strong, and it is difficult for two people on the boat to maintain balance. If you go, you will cause trouble, but I will be safer." "That's rightbut" Li Xiaoyao scratched his head, "But I always feel that I have to go, otherwise I will be useless for the rest of my life." Fang Xian deeply agrees with this statement. It seems that the characters in this game have been subtly injected with a certain consciousness to prevent the plot from drifting too far. "Brother Xiaoyao, what is the most important thing in this life?" Fang Xian's eyes were profound. Li Xiaoyao put on his posture and acted like Bruce Lee: "Of course he is a chivalrous and righteous man, traveling across the rivers and lakes, and becoming a beauty in a moment of anger!" "This is just the primary form, you have to look further." Fang Xian pointed into the distance, "Think about it, what will happen to those heroes in the end?" "I don't know any heroes." "You are uneducated" Fang Xian scratched his head again and persuaded patiently, "From Huang Yi in ancient times to Huang Feihong in Fang Shiyu, there are only two endings for the heroes, either they die and lose their reputation, or they take their girls and live in seclusion. In the countryside, I live a life where my wife and children are on the hot bed." "It makes sense." "So, why don't we skip the middle process and go directly to the final ending of retreating to the countryside?" Li Xiaoyao looked confused: "But I don't have a girl yet?" "Wood." Fang Xian said helplessly, "Are the sisters at the door of your inn interested in you? Aunt Li also likes them. If you marry them and let them look after the inn, you work during the day and fly together at night, aren't you already a living god? " "If you say so" Li Xiaoyao was giggling. Fang Xian said angrily: "Hey What a pity, do you know how much I envy you? I have been chasing Xianglan Xiulan for more than ten years, and no one would take a serious look at me, Zhang Si. So, taking risks like going out on a ship It¡¯s up to me to take care of the matter, anyway, I, Zhang Si, only have one life.¡± "Yes, Fourth Brother Zhang" "It's useless to talk more! Aunt Li's life is at stake." Fang Xian looked solemn, "Do you have any necessary tools to get to the island?" Li Xiaoyao touched his backpack warily: "How did you know?" "Well, I took those black people on board and heard them talk about the Sky-Breaking Hammer and so on." Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and handed the backpack into Zhang Si's hands. "Brother Zhang, it's up to you! There is a sky-breaking hammer in this bag. You have to smash the stone statues on the island to crack the maze! But there is also a pill to avoid the miasma on the island. I have already taken it." Fang Xian grabbed the backpack and turned around to get on the boat: "No problem, I have plenty of those pills." " Of course there is a lot of nonsense. That pill is actually called Wangyou Powder. The person who takes it will fall into a coma and lose the memory of the previous day. It is simply a black man's trick. "Brother Zhang! This kindness must be repaid by Xiaoyao!" Li Xiaoyao bowed to see him off. "To repay a favor? How about this I need a wooden sword, a cloak or something for self-defense, so I can lend you some of my gear." ?????????????????????????? "But" Fang Xian looked sad: "I don't know if I can come back now. I just want to be decent." "All right¡­¡­" Since then, Zhang Si and Li Xiaoyao basically changed their clothes. Xiaoyao cried goodbye to Zhang Si. Although he was moved, he still felt that he had been cheated. Fang Xian left the port and was waving the oars, preparing to face the legendary wind and waves, when he saw a flash of black in front of his eyes and he had arrived at the small island dock. "We're here now? Where's the big wind and waves we promised?" ¡¾There is no explanation in the original game, so I have no design here. ¡¿ "Can you hear my complaints?" ¡¾I am a god(-_^). ¡¿ "Well, I just want to say - Uncle Shuisheng is a 2b." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 006 Swimming is a BUG After Fang Xian tied the boat to the dock, holding Li Xiaoyao's wooden sword and wearing a series of equipment such as a coarse cloth cloak, he started walking along the trail. After taking two steps, I saw a thick and sticky little grass monster huffing and puffing towards me. "Fortunately, this game is designed to use mines to step on monsters." Fang Xian was not panicked. Although Zhang Si's martial arts was extremely poor, the monster's movement speed was about the same as his own walking, so it was easy to save his life. It¡¯s just thatthe trail is a bit too narrow, and the sightline is very bad. Fang Xian avoided the first monster and then led to the second and third monster. He relied on his not very agile body skills to dodge left and right, and finally created a great ending where he was surrounded on all sides. We have to fight. "Fortunately, this game is about fighting. If you want to fight, you have to do it one by one." Phew, the screen flashed, and seven small grass monsters and two large grass monsters were lined up in front of Fang Xian. "Pause!!!" Fang Xian shouted pause, which is basically equivalent to pressing esc in the game. ¡°Old man, can you hear me?¡± "God is always watching you, kid. ¡¿ "Isn't this a deviation from the original work? There are so many people to blame, why am I fighting? Don't you have to step on the landmines one by one?" ¡¾That's unreal, there is no sense of urgency, I want to create a real world¡¿ "The map was cut to a black screen just now, was it real?" ¡¾I will be banned if you complain again¡¿ "But now I'm going to die, can I load the file?" ¡¾Of course not. ¡¿ "" ¡¾Just a reminder, you still have a chance, remember, the world created by God is real, make good use of what you have¡¿ The timeout ended, and the grass monsters bared their teeth and claws and surrounded them. "Look at the sword!" Fang Xian threw the wooden sword at the nearest little grass monster. The throw was quite accurate, and it hit the grass monster Tianling Gai. It hesitated for a moment, and the damage number exploded on its head - 1 . Fang Xian quickly took out his bag. Since the old man said that the things he had were useful, he had to try them one by one. The first thing is - fishing net. "Look at the Internet! I, Zhang Si, have been using this Internet for a lifetime!" A big net came whistling with the sound of wind. To say that Zhang Si's method of throwing the net was really good, it just covered the three grass monsters, and they were really unable to move for a while. "It's a pity that there is only one net in Zhang Si's bag. When I took out my bag again, there was only one thing left - the Sky-Breaking Hammer. This item is a non-combat item in the game and is used to break the stone statues in the maze. But Fang Xian has no choice at this time. Those who are not lost in the maze must survive first. It¡¯s just that this sky-breaking hammer weighs more than a hundred pounds, and Zhang Si can barely drag it with his current strength. Want to hit someone? Stop making trouble, the most you can do is smash your own toes. The big grass monster has reached fighting distance, and its head protrudes from its sticky body. "Ula!" The grass monster shook his hands, and a moderate hurricane struck Fang Xian. Obviously, this was the lowest wind attack skill in the game - wind spell. There is no way to dodge spells in this game, so Fang Xian can only resist. The strong wind is howling Then, whizzing away Apart from hearing the sound, Fang Xian didn't feel anything else. "That's okay!" Fang Xian thought about it for a moment, and realized that there was nothing wrong with it. It probably had something to do with the Sky-breaking Hammer in his hand. This thing is used to break demons. It can even break the formation set up by the Bai Miao people on the island, not to mention these grass monsters. Thinking of this, Fang Xian felt more at ease. It seemed that the old man had indeed made some additions and optimizations to the game. The grass monsters were a little panicked. Another big grass monster cast another wind spell, and Fang Xian was unscathed again. "Ula!" The grass monsters thought they had met an expert and fled in all directions. A few seconds later, only the three grass monsters entangled in the fishing net were left in front of Fang Yan. Fang Xian dragged the Sky-Breaking Hammer and walked over step by step. He couldn¡¯t lift the hammer, so he could barely do it by smashing it on the spot. Just like Super Mario stepping on the mushroom monster, popchi, popchi, popchi. After three times, the three grass monsters have changed from three dimensions to two dimensions. The Skybreaker not only physically changed their forms, but also exerted its own magic-breaking ability. The effect is to disperse their spiritual power. [The battle is over, 3 experience points are gained, and there are still 12 points left to upgrade] Put away the fishing net, and you will see a vast plain before your eyes. "Sure enough, Zhang Si has Zhang Si's playing style." Fang Xian wiped itCold sweat. ¡¾Tips: The Skybreaking Hammer has been used 3 times, and it will disappear if used 3 more times¡¿ "" Anyone who has played Fairy Sword knows that there are 6 stone statues in the maze on the island, and they must be smashed to crack the maze. The Sky-Breaking Hammer can only be used 6 times, and it will disappear after hitting it 6 times. But Fang Xian was happy and used three of the opportunities to smash the little grass monster. "No matter, let's go in first." Fang Xian stuffed the fishing net and the Sky-breaking Hammer into his bag and continued to move forward, but it was a pity that the wooden sword was sacrificed in vain. Good young people who like to use their brains should have noticed that after I said that the Skybreaking Hammer weighed a hundred pounds, it was stuffed into my bag, and I walked as if nothing happened. ?A game, this is a game, don¡¯t take it too seriously. Isn¡¯t Doraemon living a happy life? Can a dwarf carrying 5 bags in World of Warcraft still jump around? Okay, without further ado, Fang Xian has arrived at the next scene in a blink of an eye - Floating Lotus Maze. The scenery here is pleasant and spring-like all year round. There are some floating lotus floating on the lake. As long as you walk up, it will carry you to the next place. The only purpose of existence here is to wait for someone to crack it. Fang Xian lay on the platform, scooped two palms of water from the lake to quench his thirst, and then fell into deep thought for three seconds. Then, he jumped, no, he jumped, entering the water in a standard "popsicle style" diving posture. Zhang Si is truly an all-around genius! I know how to cast a net, how to row a boat, how to swim, and I don¡¯t need anyone at all! ?????????? Actually, this maze is very simple. Generally speaking, you have to smash all the stone statues, and then you can find the mechanism. If you step on it, a road will appear, leading to the other side. Presumably the guy who designed this maze can't swim, and the guy who comes to enter this maze can't swim either But this is also reasonable. The people who live on the island are white Miao people, and those who want to go to the island to fuck them are black Miao people. In short, they are all Miao people. The place they live in the game is called Miaojiang. In reality, it is in province y. Save a generation, it¡¯s normal not to be able to swim. And Zhang Si lives in Yuhang Fishing Village, so it is normal for him to be able to swim It is said that this lake has also been blessed by the witches of the Bai Miao tribe. Swimming in it is very comfortable for the body. It is undoubtedly a cleansing for a guy like Zhang Si who is full of fishy smell. He accidentally choked a few mouthfuls of water, and his ability was slightly improved. Improved, barely close to Li Xiaoyao's level 1 level. Fang Xian climbed ashore, feeling refreshed and without a trace of moisture. This was not a lake, it was just baby gold water! The scene in front of you is similar to Peach Blossom Island, full of pink peach trees, with some small ponds in the middle. From the perspective of modern people, it must be a good place for outdoor hot springs. In every work of art, there must be a heroine who loves to take a bath. They are waiting for the male protagonist to peek and then slap her. According to the standard plot, what Fang Xian has to do next is very simple - find the pond where Zhao Ling'er bathes, and then look boldly! Zhao Ling'er was despised, so she had no choice but to commit herself. This is the cultural difference, students! If you see Mao Mao in ancient China once, you will have to commit yourself to him! And Nobi had to watch Shizuka 56 times before he could achieve success! Fang Xian is a very decent person. He thinks it is not good to watch a girl take a bath like this, but in order to develop the plot, he seems to have to watch it. He touched his backpack and suddenly had an idea. Green novels. Book lovers are welcome to come and read. The latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all original in Qidian! {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 007 The Master Zhang Si From the beginning to now, the thing that has had the greatest impact on me is undoubtedly the Sky-breaking Hammer. This thing has huge potential. According to the standard process, the Sky-breaking Hammer should have smashed 6 bottles of stone statues and disappeared, but he broke this balance. The Shuiyue Palace is protected by wind magic, and no one can enter without Zhao Ling'er opening the way. Zhang Si doesn¡¯t ask for help from others. With the Sky-breaking Hammer, Zhang Si doesn¡¯t need to ask for help from God at all! He saw a blue shirt on the edge of a pond from a distance, walked around it as if he saw a monster, and walked straight towards the Water Moon Palace. Indeed! The Sky-Breaking Hammer was a bastard, and Fang Xian easily crossed the small bridge protected by wind magic, just like walking in his own backyard. After crossing the small bridge, Fang Xian finally arrived at his destination - Shuiyue Palace without any danger. Shuiyue Palace is a huge building, made entirely of blue bricks. Although the appearance does not have many highlights, the color is light and elegant, giving it a unique charm. Fang Xian took a deep breath and entered the palace bravely and decisively. (Enter the palace I always feel that there is something wrong with this word, forget it.) This palace obviously took a lot of effort from the old man. The walls and floors are made of marble, and its level of detail is no less than that of the lobby of a five-star hotel. "Pause!" Fang Xian waved his arm to summon the old man. ¡¾kindness? ¡¿ "Where's the light?" ¡¾What kind of lamp? ¡¿ "There are no windows here, why is it so bright?" ¡¾You're just disturbing me about this? ¡¿ "This unscientific." ¡¾Okay, there needs to be light. ¡¿ "kindness?" ¡¾God said, let there be light. That's enough. ¡¿ "That's Brother Ye, I'm not the same as you." ¡¾If you keep talking nonsense, I will let you marry Aunt Li. ¡¿ "" After the timeout was over, several women in plain clothes walking back and forth in the hall had spotted Fang Xian and gathered around him in surprise. "Whoare you?" a long-haired beauty asked. Fang Xian quickly put on a harmless smile: "This is Zhang Si, come to seegrandma." "How did you get in?" the beauty in green asked. "swim." "Ah!" The beauty was shocked and exclaimed to the sisters, "So, he can actually swim?" "Yes, how can there be such a powerful person?" "No matter how big the maze is, it can't trap him. He is really an expert." ¡­¡­ This setting is too scientific. People in the Water Moon Palace think that there are very few people in the world who can swim, so they dare to use water to make mazes. Old man, your setting is too scientific and reasonable. Fang Xian scratched his head and said, "Fairies I can not only swim, but also fish." "Ah! Fishing! Oh my god" "He actually dares to go fishing!" ¡­¡­ Fang Xian suddenly felt that Zhang Si¡¯s character could completely blow up Li Xiaoyao, as far as the story of Fairy Island was concerned. "Fairy sisters, I wonder if grandma is here. I have something urgent to ask for." Fang Xian asked respectfully, bowing his head. The beauty in green clothes bowed shyly and said, "Master, wait a moment. Grandma is walking in the backyard. I will call her back right now." "Thank you very much." While waiting for his grandma, Zhang Si was surrounded by the girls like a small animal. "Is there anything wrong with you?" The girls snickered, lowered their heads and blushed. Fang Xian patted his head and then remembered that there were no men in Shuiyue Palace, and outsiders were not allowed to come over. These girls were probably hungry and thirsty, and they would have to talk to their grandma about this later. "How dare a man break into my Shuiyue Palace!" Before the people arrived, the vomiting had arrived. Soon, a short old lady with a Rakshasa-like face walked into the hall on crutches and glared at Fang Xian. This grandma is a magical person. No one knows her name, she can only be called grandma. Legend has it that she was once the witch queen of the Bai Miao tribe, that is, Zhao Ling'er's mother's good sister. Later, the witch queen died and worshiped the moon to rebel. Her grandma escaped with Zhao Ling'er and others. Afraid of being suspected, she used magic to disguise herself and became Grandma form. The specific form of grandma can be found in the elderly version of the short-footed tiger Wang Ying in "Water Margin". What? You mean dominatrix Sun Erniang? Stop making trouble, you underestimate grandma too much. "Zhang Si, I'm here to pay my respects to grandma!" Fang Xian knew that this grandma was a sharp-tongued person, so he tried his best to imagine what she would look like before her disguise, bowing in a salute that was neither humble nor overbearing. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?He didn't buy it and angrily said: "Hmph, do you know that when a man enters Shuiyue Palace, he can only choose to die here?" Fang Xian cleared his throat and launched his plan extremely calmly. "Grandma doesn't know anything. The affairs of Shuiyue Palace on Fairy Island have long been exposed, and a bunch of black people have come to Yuhang Town to prepare for an attack." Grandma was shocked and asked: "Black people? You mean black Miao people?" "Yes, that's the guy with dark skin and an Asan turban on his head." "It must be the Yue Worship Sect. After all these years, these thieves still have evil intentions!" Grandma's face was ferocious, and her fists made a loud banging sound. ?? Okay, Fang Xian gave up on the fantasy about his grandma's old face. He probably changed his gender when he changed his appearance. He mustered up the courage to continue: "I happened to hear when I was rowing to pick up those black people - they plan to attack here tomorrow night." "What!!!" Grandma was shocked again, with an extremely wonderful expression, "Youyou say it again!" "The black people are expected to launch a general attack tomorrow night." "No, it's the first half of the sentence." Grandma pointed at Fang Xian, her voice trembling. "The first half of the sentence?When I was rowing" "Oh my god! You can actually row a boat?!!!" Grandma was so excited that she almost fainted. "Pause!" ¡¾? ? ¡¿ "What kind of 2b setting are you talking about? People in Water Moon Palace are all cosmic furballs?" (Note: "Space Furball" is a Japanese animation in the 1990s. The protagonist is a red sphere alien that dies when it touches water.) ¡¾Oh, this setting has just been changed. After you swam through the maze, I felt that this maze was too boring. I made them like this in order to make everything reasonable. ¡¿ "Well, at least your work efficiency is good" The pause is over. Fang Xian took a step forward and supported his surprised grandma. "Grandma, now is not the time to talk about boating, you should run away with the people from Shuiyue Palace!" Grandma calmed down and her attitude suddenly became very respectful. "Master, you are worrying too much. There is water in this world, and only a handful of people dare to row a boat. As long as they cannot solve the maze, those Black Miao people will not dare to take a step forward!" Fang Xian then remembered that he had not cracked the maze at all, and the Black Miao people were still unable to attack. "But grandma, those black people already know the secret of the maze. Wouldn't it be better if they came over and smashed the stone statue?" Grandma looked solemn and sneered in an extremely serious manner: "Humph, Master, you think too highly of them. With their little fortune, how can they dare to set foot on the floating lotus in my labyrinth?" "Pause!" ¡¾What are you doing again? It's so annoying. ¡¿ "Let me ask you a question, are all white Miao and black Miao people just little furballs in the universe? The same will happen to me in the future?" ¡¾kindness. ¡¿ "Are they afraid of water?" ¡¾certainly. ¡¿ "Then how does Zhao Ling'er take a bath?" ¡¾You're so annoyed. Is this just a game? Why do you put so much emphasis on rationality? ¡¿ "Didn't you emphasize it? Didn't you turn these Miao people into idiots?" ¡¾Okay, I have something else to do. There is something wrong with the terrain of Lisbon in "The Age of Discovery". See you later. ¡¿ "" The suspension is complete. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 008 Please call me Brother Xian Grandma waved her hand in front of Fang Xian: "Master, why are you in a daze?" "Ohwhere were we talking about just now?" Fang Xian was so serious about complaining that he forgot what to say. "You are afraid that the Black Miao people will come to the island. I said they dare not go to the island. Master, you are young and your memory is not very good." Grandma sighed, thinking that it is a pity that such a ruthless person has a bad memory. . Fang Xian originally wanted to say - "Black people don't dare to look for others!" But he thought about it, and in the hearts of these Bai Miao people, Zhang Si was probably the only one in the world who dared to row a boat. If they were allowed to react, he would really die here. The old man changed his character to this one. Fang Xian gave up and could only adapt to the situation. He gave up the original plan to save everyone, shook his head and said: "Since you are not afraid of black people, then I will leave." "Master, stay!" Grandma stopped in front of Fang Xian, "Although I admire you for daring to row a boat at such a young age, letting you go will undoubtedly give the Black Miao people a chance to go to the island - I'm afraid, you have to keep Live here.¡± "Pause!" ¡¾\(¨Bo¨B)/, haha, let¡¯s take it off! ! ! ¡¿ "Haha, sister, you are not stupid if you join us!!!" ¡¾Nonsense, it¡¯s just a small change in the part about "water"¡¿ ¡°(#£à¡ä)convex¡± ¡¾No more nonsense to ask you to marry grandma. ¡¿ "You are cruel." The suspension is complete. Fang Xian¡¯s expression remained unchanged, his heart did not beat, and he said sadly: "Grandma, you don't know something. I have one more thing to do when I go to the island this time." "oh?" "My friend Li Xiaoyao, his father Li Xunhuan, and his sister Aunt Li are sick with a strange disease. I stopped by to ask for the elixir." Grandma shook her head and said: "I can give you an elixir, but forgive me for being offended. I am determined not to let you go back. It's useless even if you take the elixir." Fang Xian waved his arms and said angrily: "Then I have to get it first. At least I helped Aunt Li get the elixir. I want to do everything I can, and I will be worthy of my conscience." "As expected, he is an expert and values ??trust, good!" Grandma nodded solemnly and then ordered, "Call Ling'er. She will keep the Purple Gold Pill and give one to the expert." Fang Xian subconsciously interjected: "Zhao Ling'er is taking a bath outside, in the second pond from the right." "" "" ¡­¡­ It is better to shut up one's mouth than to have a bad mouth. "You saidshe's here, taking a bath?" Grandma glared, making Fang Xian horrified. Fang Xian only hated himself for being rude, but he still had luck in his heart. He scratched his head and interrupted with a silly smile: "Haha, it's amazing. She actually dared to bathe in the water! Master!" "Let me ask you, how did you know she was taking a bath?!" Grandma pointed at Fang Xian with her cane and asked. "I can explain." "Don't explain." Grandma waved her arm, and her scary expression relaxed again, "Since you have settled on the island and have seen Ling'er's body" "No, no, I don't want to get married just yet" Fang Xian waved his hands in panic. Grandma said angrily: "Why? In what way is our Ling'er not worthy of you? The appearance of a man and a fisherman is a match made in heaven!" "That's right, I like Lin Yueru better." "Lin Yueru? From Yuhang Village?" "No, no, no, she is in Suzhou City, I want to find her." Grandma sneered: "Whether it's Suzhou or Yuhang, don't count on it. Just live your whole life here." Just as we were talking, our heroine finally finished bathing and came belatedly. ?????????????? The old man¡¯s face when making Zhang Si was a bit rough, but when he made Zhao Ling¡¯er, he was definitely meticulous enough to make a fairy or something like that. Liu Yemei has big eyes, fair and rosy skin, and a face like a peach and plum, crystal clear. Wearing a playful blue short shirt, she is a standard bird-like beauty. Compared with the characters in the old version of the game, she is even better. Zhao Ling'er only glanced at Zhang Si secretly, then blushed, lowered her head and hid behind her grandma. Even though Fang Xian has seen countless beauties in the island country, he can't help but feel a little crazy when facing this kind of woman who only exists in his fantasy. It's not because of sperm, but because of human's natural instinct to love beauty. "Haven't you seen enough?" Grandma waved her cane in front of Fang Xian's eyes, half angry and half smiling, "Don't worry, we will get married tonight, you have plenty of time." "But Yueru is still waiting for me."   Okay, Fang Xian is a little shaken. The essence of people's love for beauty is to reproduce. Sperms are just for the brain, and the protagonist cannot be refined. "Forget about Yueru." Grandma smiled evilly and whispered into Fang Xian's ear, "We don't have men in Shuiyue Palace. These girls have reached the age of marriage. If you are lucky, you may be able to marry him in the future. Several concubines.¡± Hearing this, Fang Xian fell into a fierce ideological struggle. Anyone who has played this game knows that there are three heroines in it. Zhao Ling'er - a little bird who cares about people, knows magic and can warm the bed. Lin Yueru - a savage princess with a lively and cute temperament, and a strong s/m tendency. Personally, I think her essence is somewhat similar to Princess Jianning in "The Deer and the Cauldron". Anu - a very good Miao girl, the tragedy was that she appeared too late, leaving little impression. Regarding these three people, players each have their own preferences. There is nothing to argue about who is better and who is worse. Just like them. An important reason why Fang Xian gave up Zhang¡¯s fourth-line mission was to meet Lin Yueru. If he had known that his grandma was so stupid, he would have stopped being such a good person and rowed his own boat to Suzhou. In order to leave a good first impression on Lin Yueru, he would rather give up Zhao Ling'er, otherwise he would be in trouble when the time comes. But nowthis is another fairy tale line! Live in Shuiyue Palace with dozens of beauties including Zhao Linger! Unfortunately, Fang Xian only has one week. Are you going to go out and see Lin Yueru, or are you going to be a living god here for a week? "Master, you have a nosebleed." Grandma handed a handkerchief to Fang Xian. "Thank you, I'll think about it." "Think about it slowly and get married at night." Grandma showed a smile of "I understand", turned to the two beauties and said, "Shuiyue, Tianlan, take the master back to the room to rest." So, Fang Xian was pulled into the bedroom by two shy beauties. Shuiyue: "When we get married in the evening, the newlyweds have to wear new clothesbut we don't have men to serve us here. I'd like to ask you, master, to take off your clothes and let us sisters take them and wash them thoroughly." "No need." Fang Xian sat on the bed blankly. Tianlan: "Master, are you looking down on us?" "" Tianlan lowered her head and whispered softly: "I heard what grandma just said" As she said that, she and Shuiyue looked at each other, and the two women's faces turned red at the same time. Shuiyue: "Master, why do you have a nosebleed again?" "No problem." ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The picture flashed, time flew by, and the scene of the wedding night was reached in an instant. "Pause, can you prepare me mentally?" ¡¾Little devil, do you want to thank me for skipping the boring cutscene? ¡¿ "" ¡¾Why don't you complain? I'm waiting to take action. ¡¿ "I'm wondering where I, Zhang Si, can go, and whether I can reach Suzhou" ¡¾Haha, don't worry, this is a free game process, nothing is hard-coded. ¡¿ "By the way, I will meet her later that?" ¡¾Of course, I pay the most attention to authenticity. ¡¿ "But usually, doesn't this screen turn black and then become 'the next day'?" ¡¾How did you know? ¡¿ "Are you having trouble with your brain or am I having trouble with your brain? Then how can we xxoo?" ¡¾You will know it soon, let¡¯s go to the plot¡¿ The suspension is complete. Zhao Ling'er sat on the bed in shame, not daring to raise her head. Fang Xian was pacing in front of the bed, thinking about ways to escape from Fairy Island. Ling'er mustered up her courage and said, "Are you thinking how to escape?" Zhao Ling'er didn't speak, but when he spoke out, Fang Xian felt numb all over. By the way, people often criticize - the protagonists who get weak in the legs when seeing women are all weaklings! But no one has ever called the protagonist who gets weak at the sound of a woman¡¯s voice a weakling, because such women do exist, and everyone has this happen to them occasionally, so I¡¯m embarrassed to scold myself. Ling'er's voice is certainly not that of Lin Chiling's. It's not so artificial, it's natural, sweet to the core, blood, and soul! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? said too much. In short, after Fang Xian heard this voice, he felt like peeing in the middle of winter. He shivered for a long time (every man knows this). His heart could be said to be filled with endless feelings and emotions. "Brother Zhang Siwhat's wrong with you?" Ling'ertianReally big eyes flickering. "Ahem" Fang Xian forced himself to act like a man, "Ling'er, you don't know something. My brother's father's sister is still critically ill. Although you gave me the Purple Gold Pill, I can't give it to you. I feel very unwilling to be in the hands of my brother¡¯s father¡¯s sister.¡± "It doesn't matter." Ling'er timidly pinched the corners of her clothes, "Everyone is going to pay homage to Master tomorrow morning, you can escape then" "Good Ling'er!" Fang Xian had no doubt about the authenticity of Zhao Ling'er's words. The plot in the game was exactly like this. Fang Xian got back on track after going around in a circle by mistake. "Heyalthough you and I didn't do anythingbut we have paid homage to heaven and earth. I hope you won't forget me after you leave" Zhao Ling'er's body trembled slightly and she sobbed softly. ¡°Okay, seeing this pitiful scene, Fang Xian¡¯s legs went weak. Let Zhao Ling'er cry like this? And then run away laughing the next morning? "Stop making trouble, even Monk Tang can't do this. As long as the two spherical objects below you are still there, no matter how determined your mind is, it will be instantly melted by this scene." "Ling'er" Fang Xian hugged Zhao Ling'er into his arms, speaking in a manly tone, "You and I are married, how can I forget you? I promise you to be my friend's father's sister. The moment I take the Purple Gold Pill, no matter whether the sky collapses or the earth collapses, I will rush back here with all my strength and take you with me." "Fourth brother" "Ling'er" The two hugged each other tightly. Instinctively, he pulled off the other person's clothes. Fang Xian kissed Zhao Ling'er's crystal clear cheek gently, just when his hands were about to touch the soft things Wow, the screen went black. "I fucked your grandma, but in the end you still played tricks on me!" ¡¾please choose¡ª¡ª¡¿ ¡¾1: Black screen, skip this plot and go directly to the next morning. ¡¿ ¡¾Two: Save and exit the game, and do this with Zhao Linger in reality. ¡¿ "Wtf? omg? Hahaha? This is also okay?!" "Of course, I said, I am God. ¡¿ "Wait a minute, Zhao Ling'eris this woman a real person?" "Of course, it's hard to make these little people. I just implanted some memories and personalities into them. As for their body structure, they are no different from humans in the 21st century. ¡¿ "Are you Ya Nuwa?" ¡¾If you don¡¯t know him, I know Brother Ye. ¡¿ "That meansI can bring Zhao Ling'er back to realityto live together?" ¡¾Stop making trouble, are you dreaming? You can only do this during the week of the game. ¡¿ "Oh I want to ask, if I play Li Xiaoyao, what is the final reward?" ¡¾Choose any three items in the game to bring back to the real world, and select three game characters to bring back to the real world. ¡¿ "Oh, this is unfair, why does Mao Zhangsi only have one fish and one net??!!" ¡¾Are the difficulties different? ¡¿ "Then what if I" ¡¾Impossible, don't think about it, do you think Li Xiaoyao's online mission is causing trouble? Only those who have obtained the true biography of Jiujianxian are qualified to proceed with the subsequent plot. Every step of the journey will be startling, and they will be useless as soon as they die. ¡¿ "I said if." ¡¾Depending on my mood, if you can really use Zhang Si's identity to complete Li Xiaoyao's plot I may even give you a special reward¡ª¡ªT(¡¥e¡¥T). ¡¿ "Well, I can do it!" ¡¾Stop being paranoid, I'm already making a map of the Soviet Union and I'm going to vomit. Hurry up and choose, one or two? ¡¿ "Nonsense, two!" Human life is very short. Opening your eyes and closing them - what kind of scene is this? ! In a business suite of a five-star hotel. The charming Zhao Linger. Soft big bed. "Is this really reality? This is unscientific!" Fang Xian shouted while holding his head. "Fourth brother, where are we?" Zhao Ling'er looked around blankly. Ling'er's voice brought Fang Xian back to reality. After he pinched himself to confirm that he was not dreaming, his state instantly switched to the cool and elegant route, with a very masculine smile on his face¡ª¡ª "Here, please call me Brother Xian." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 009 Harmonious Society A man and a woman looked at each other, and suddenly felt an indescribable embarrassment. When they were dressed like this, the love between children and daughters that had just been brewing instantly cooled down. "By the way, Ling'er, do you see anything different about my face from before?" Zhao Ling'er blinked her big eyes twice, and then nodded: "It's a little different. The face is smaller than before, and the eyes are bigger than before, but I know it's you." "Do you want to continue with our wedding ceremony, or have some midnight snacks and take a bath?" Fang Xian asked tentatively. "It allis up to you." Ling'er blushed again and lowered her head. At this time, the neckline of her clothes was mostly open, and her snow-white skin made people salivate. This situation made Fang Xian regain his previous state in an instant. "Ling'er" "Fourth brotheroh no, brother Xian" Fang Xian's male instinct has never been so thoroughly mobilized. The so-called beauties are just that, beauties can turn men into beasts. Like a tiger pouncing on a hungry wolf and catching a rabbit, Fang Xian pounced on Ling'er, tore open her blue shirt, and began to sweep around with both hands. "Ah" Ling'er groaned, covering her chest in a reserved and teasing manner, "You are so bad." "A woman's words will definitely make a man worse, especially if they come from a beautiful woman. Fang Xian felt that he had unlimited power at this time and easily pulled off Ling'er's blue shirt. A pink bellyband covered Ling'er's key parts. This subtle cover-up undoubtedly aroused Fang Xian's animalistic nature even more. He seemed to have felt the pair of soft and energetic objects wrapped in it, which were just the right size. "It's too brightI'm shy" Ling'er was already blushing from her face to her neck. "There are candles in the bridal chamber, how can it be better without candlelight." Fang Xian's muscles tightened. The physique of the characters in the game has subtly changed him. Even if he still can't defeat the little grass monster here, he will still be very powerful when doing other things. of. Tear Pop Hey, hey Ah ah hey hey hey fluttering ¡­¡­ In the business suite next to them, there was also a man and a woman, but they were not on the bed, but sitting on the sofa in the living room of the suite talking. The woman was disgusted: "Isn't it a business suite? Doesn't it have any sound insulation function?" The man looked unhappy: "Damn it, this must be some kind of deal. I have to go find out who lives next door tomorrow morning." The woman was helpless: "You'd better stop being troublesome." The man looked intoxicated: "I have to say, this girl's voice is really nice." Half an hour later The man was so horny: ¡°Damn it, it¡¯s not over yet!¡± The woman couldn't bear it anymore: "We can't continue talking at all. I'm going to knock on the door to remind them." The man stopped him: "No, I'm not sure who the leader is." The woman laughed: "Believe me, the leader's physical strength is not that good. This man is definitely not over thirty years old." The man nodded in agreement: "Then don't go, maybe it's a certain second generation, let's wait until they are finished before we talk." Half an hour later Male: "Let's go to the hotel's cafe." Woman: ¡°No, I don¡¯t want people to see our meeting.¡± Half an hour later Male: "What-the-fxxk? Are the Japanese filming?" Female: ¡°I want to complain about the sound insulation project of Hilton Hotel.¡± After another half an hour, the sound finally stopped. Ling'er nestled in Fang Xian's arms, feeling all kinds of indescribable sweetness. Fang Xian smoked a small cigarette, sipped the small wine, and hugged the little beauty. There were four words in his expression - What more could I ask for! "Brother Xian, will you be nice to me" Ling'er put her ear against Fang Xian's left chest and asked softly. "Would you like to do it again?" "You hate itit hurts." "Oh, by the way, this is your first time, you need to take a rest." Fang Xian stroked Ling'er's long hair, his face was full of contentment, and his eyes accidentally glanced at a pool of red things on the bed, "First time first¡­¡­" "First time!" Fang Xian suddenly had a clever idea and copied the pamphlet beside the bed - "List of Compensation Prices for Items". Every hotel will have this thing. If you damage something in the room, you have to pay compensation according to the price listed on it. "Bed sheets - 1,200 yuan." "Mattress - 5,500 yuan." "Quilt cover - 1,500 yuan." ¡°???¡­¡± By the way, if blood is left on the cloth for a period of time, it will never be washed off. ¡­¡­ Zhao Ling'er sat naked on the sofa and asked with her eyes wide open: "Brother Xian, what are you doing?" "Wash the sheets!" Fang Xian was sweating profusely, squatting in the bathtub and rubbing the sheets, "IQ, IQ, when the brain is controlled by the lower body, it will indeed lower the person's IQ." Ling'er's face turned red when she heard this. In her logic, she should ask a maid to wash the sheets, but it was all covered with her own blood, which made people feel weird and embarrassed. . "Brother Xian, there's no need to be in such a hurry, right? Can't you just wash it again tomorrow morning?" Fang Xian wiped his sweat and smiled bitterly: "The blood will have solidified by then, making it difficult to wash. Besides, the waiter will come to clean the room in the morning, and I don't want her to see it." "waiter?" "Well, you can understand me as the maid of the inn." "Ohare we staying in an inn?" "That's right, it's a very expensive inn If I can't wash the sheets and quilt, I'll probably have to pay about 3,000 yuan!" (I don¡¯t know the exchange rate of the Southern Song Dynasty. A kind person gave me the currency system and conversion relationship at that time. Let¡¯s assume it is 1:1 for the time being.) Zhao Ling'er obviously had no idea about money, and even if it was converted into "wen", she still had no reaction. However, she saw that Fang Xian was too tired from washing himself, so she came to help. "You rest, I'll do it myself." Fang Xian lifted up Ling'er's two big braids, "Your hair is long, it's time to get it dirty when you come in." Ling'er tied up her long hair and gently pushed Fang Xian away: "It's okay, I'll come, you rest. There's no reason to letmy husband do the work" ¡°Times are different now, and women have completely suppressed men in family life.¡± "I don't care you go and have a rest. I'll wash it and you can help me dry it together." Ling'er pretended to be angry. "What more could I ask for!" Fang Xian kissed Ling'er's forehead again, thinking in his mind, if it was Lin Yueru in front of himforget it, it's better not to think about it. The two of them worked together and it didn't take long to wash away the blood. At least it was fresh blood, so it wasn't that difficult to rub. Fang Xian took out a few chairs, put the sheets and quilts on them, looked up at the watch, it was not yet one o'clock. "That's it" He muttered, feeling secretly happy. The time when he started the game this time was about 12:30. Based on his feeling, he probably spent 2-3 hours in the game, but the actual time was less than half an hour. This is undoubtedly good news. "What's wrong?" "This process is complicated to explain to you. Anyway, the sheets are gone now. Let's go out and find something to eat." "My favorite thing is to go out and play!" When she heard about eating, Ling'er immediately ran to the bed and started to put on clothes. "This" Fang Xian then remembered that Ling'er was wearing the clothes of an ancient chivalrous lady, and her two big pigtails were extremely arrogant. It would be a bit troublesome to go out like this, "Ling'er, please stop talking when you go out in a while, and follow my arrangements. .¡± "Okay!" Ling'er happily sat in front of the mirror and combed her hair, "By the way, Brother Xian, where are you?" "Let me think about itis it called Jingcheng?" "This is the capital? I want to go to West Lake!" "What does this mean" Fang Xian was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the background of Fairy Sword One was in the Southern Song Dynasty, and the capital at that time was Hangzhou. No wonder Zhao Ling'er wanted to go to West Lake. Fang Xian thought about it for a while and guessed a relatively correct answer. "It should be Yanjing!" "Yanjing? This is within the Liao Kingdom?" "You are thinking too much. Now we are a harmonious society. Fifty-six nations, fifty-six flowers, and fifty-six brothers and sisters are one family." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 010 Good 21st Century After that, Fang Xian spent about 5 minutes briefly introducing the historical changes of more than a thousand years to Zhao Ling'er, and then the two of them discussed what to eat for 15 minutes. The hotel restaurant is closed at this time, so we can only go out and look for small restaurants, food stalls, etc. that are open all night. Zhao Ling'er was obviously also interested in snacks, so after the two arranged their clothes, Fang Xian put 300 yuan in his pocket and leisurely pulled Zhao Ling'er out. Almost at the same time, the man and woman next door to them also finished their work. Just as Fang Xian was about to walk out, he heard a familiar voice¡ª¡ª Female: ¡°Don¡¯t give it away, I don¡¯t want others to see it.¡± Male: "Well, then be careful, it's getting late. I will contact you again about paying the bill after the matter is settled." Female: ¡°Try to hurry up, I don¡¯t want to do it again.¡± Fang Xian grabbed Zhao Linger and froze at the door. It was not good to go out at this time, and it was not good not to go out. He didn¡¯t know who the man was, but he heard this woman¡¯s voice every day. It was definitely Lisa Yang. ¡°It¡¯s so late, secretlypaying the billscould it be that Lisa is working part-time to make extra money? They are free to do whatever they want, but it would not be fun if they were bumped into. The scene would be too embarrassing. Fortunately, Lisa didn¡¯t notice anything strange next door. She walked away in high heels and entered the elevator. The neighbor also closed the door and didn¡¯t go out to see her off. After everything was quiet, Fang Xian carefully closed the door and pulled Zhao Ling'er towards the stairs. Zhao Ling'er held Fang Xian's hand without saying anything or asking anything. She was really a considerate and good girl. At this time, Fang Xian felt a little guilty for almost missing such a wonderful experience. Facts have proved that preconceptions are wrong. Who said Lin Yueru was cuter than Zhao Linger. Fang Xian originally wanted to sneak out in a low-key manner and look out for Zhao Ling'er tomorrow after finding a decent outfit, but unfortunately, a black American tour group happened to arrive in the hotel lobby. ¡°Imagine that a bunch of black people came to China excitedly, and then saw a pretty girl in ancient costume in the hotel. The tour guide could no longer hold the scene at this time. When they saw Zhao Ling'er, a bunch of black people whistled like crazy dogs and kept mumbling. I have heard a little bit about the temperament of black people. If men think with their lower bodies, then black men are men among men. The tour guide was a Chinese. Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly waved his hand to Fang Xian and told him to retreat quickly. Fang Xian was really afraid of these black people at this time. He met a group of black people at two o'clock in the evening. He didn't know how he died, so he pulled Zhao Ling'er and walked out quickly. Zhao Ling'er was unwilling: "Brother Xian, these little black men are so unreasonable. We need to teach them a lesson." "Don't make trouble, two fists can't beat four hands." Fang Xian sighed again that this was not Lin Yueru, otherwise she would have been whipped by a big whip. Zhao Ling'er was obedient and obedient, so she had no choice but to obey Fang Xian and cursed secretly: "Huh, it's my brother Xian who begs for mercy today, otherwise I won't be able to spare you." In fact, Fang Xian is not really afraid of black people attacking. The Celestial Empire is so powerful, they will never dare to cause trouble in the imperial capital. What he is afraid of is that if something happens, the police will come - OK, you two go back and make a record. . Zhao Ling'er doesn't have a household registration now If she makes such a fuss and loses her temper, she might be locked up as a lunatic. It's hard to handle It's hard to handle Only then did Fang Xian feel that living in the imperial capital without many friends was really difficult. It didn't matter when he stayed at home, but now that he has a family and a house, he has to keep up his face when going out. He can't make his little wife miserable in the future. It would be too unreasonable if you still swallow bitter water in your stomach when something happens. Sometimes women will become the source of men¡¯s decadence, and sometimes women will become the driving force for men¡¯s struggle. "Brother Xian, what are you thinking about?" Zhao Ling'er was full of curiosity when she saw Fang Xian's dull thinking. "Thinking about women?" Fang Xian said calmly. ¡°¡­Are you thinking about¡­the Lin Yueru you mentioned?¡± Fang Xian quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, you misunderstood. I am very satisfied with you and have no desire to think about other women. I just feel that you have overturned my view of women." "What's the meaning?" The two of them were chatting while walking towards the "all-night food street" not far away. Fang Xian looked back on the past with great sadness: "I'm ashamed to say that I had a girlfriend before." Ling'er exclaimed: "Girlfriend? You divorced her?" "No, no, no, this era is different. Men and women can date freely. It's not like they accidentally look at each other."You have to talk about marriage. " "Then what?" "This is too complicated. Anyway, she is very troublesome. She almost made me lose interest in women. I once thought that women only live to annoy men to death. It wasn't until I met you that I realized I was wrong." Fang Xian said, Holding Ling'er's small waist, she felt very satisfied. "I'm very annoying too, Brother Xian!" "This is nothing, you don't understand women in the 21st century." While chatting, the two of them walked into the food court. The appearance of the young couple immediately caught everyone's attention. Fang Xian wanted to keep a low profile but couldn't. ¡°Imagine you dragging a beautiful woman in cosplay costume out for a late-night snack. This is too much. "Ling'er, pick a store quickly and go in." Fang Xian urged. "That's it!" Ling'er pointed to the sign of "Spicy Malatang" and pulled Fang Xianben over. Fang Xian is helpless. This is fate. He and his ex-girlfriend have eaten at this shabby restaurant no less than fifty times. Women in the world can't like anything else besides Malatang. Helpless, helpless, this is Zhao Ling'er's successor, she still has to satisfy her. After entering the store, I ignored all the looks, took Zhao Ling'er to the freezer where she was selecting vegetables, and handed her a small basket. "You can take what you like and take care of yourself!" Zhao Ling'er ate some elegant vegetarian food in Shuiyue Palace all day long. She was very excited when she saw the dazzling variety of skewers. She wanted this and that, some she had eaten before and some she had never seen before. basket. Fang Xian only thought she was cute and didn't stop her. After handing the two boxes of food to the waiter, Fang Xian ordered two more bottles of beer, then took Linger and found a seat by the window to sit down, waiting for the Malatang to be heated up and served. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Most of the eyes that were looking at them were past their freshness, and they all turned away. They only thought that this man had a weird quirk, and they were jealous of him for letting his girlfriend cosplay out. But there was a pair of eyes that kept locking Fang Xian tightly, making him feel uncomfortable all over. Turning his head suddenly, Fang Xian faced those eyes bravely. As the saying goes, enemies never get together. In this unhappy place, you will always meet some unhappy people. Fang Xian looked at each other for a long time with the man and woman in front of the table two meters away. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 011 The Black Long Tongue Monster As the saying goes, enemies don't always get together, there will always be some unhappy people in this unhappy place. Fang Xian looked at each other for a long time with the man and woman in front of the table two meters away. "Fang Xian?! Is that you?" The man swallowed and asked timidly. "Yes, what a coincidence." "The new hair style is nice" The scene is frozen, and the relationship between the characters begins to be explained¡ª¡ª The woman at the table next to him was Zhang Lili, the ex-girlfriend who Fang Xian had muttered about, who ruined his fantasy about women. The man opposite her is Fang Xian's college classmate Li Chao, the kind of person she is familiar with. Fang Xian really didn't know that Zhang Lili ended up hanging out with this guy after breaking up with him. Li Chao was shorter, fatter, and smoother than Fang Xian. Fang Xian sighed, "When people go downhill, why did Zhang Lili find such a person? Could it be that she has also changed her attitude towards men." Seeing the awkward situation, Li Chao greeted: "Come over and share a table. It's been a long time. Let's have a drink." "But Zhang Lili didn't say a word, as if she didn't know Fang Xian. This scene is just like what Gotye complained about in his song - after a romantic couple breaks up, why does a woman have to treat herself as a stranger? Is there no righteousness in business? Fang Xian also felt strangely uncomfortable and declined: "No, you have almost finished eating, so I won't delay you anymore." Li Chao was about to continue what he was saying when Linger spoke up. "Brother Xian, when traveling in the world, you need to make many good friends. Come and sit down together!" Fang Xian whispered: "Don't make trouble, the woman at that table is the terrible woman I told you about." "Ah, this is what you're getting divorced from" Ling'er looked at Zhang Lili with her big, watery eyes, as if she were looking at a stray cat or dog, full of sympathy. Li Chao was stunned for a moment, then he said hello: "Then let's sit together" The four people gathered around the table, extremely embarrassed. Li Chao had to find another topic: "Fang Xian, your girlfriend" Ling'er smiled sweetly and said, "She's not my girlfriend, he is my husband-in-law, I am his wife, and we are already married." The three of them were suddenly sweating, turned to stone, and embarrassed Fang Xian didn¡¯t know how to explain it. He said he was playing a game? Stop making trouble, it won't break Zhao Ling'er's heart, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet and smile: "Yes, we are already married." "So sudden?!" After Li Chao was shocked, he swallowed his envy, jealousy, and hatred, and pretended to be overjoyed, "It's a flash wedding! There's no wedding banquet, come on, come on, have a drink!" Over there, Zhang Lili lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, treating herself as a decoration, but the squeaking sound of her teeth revealed her mentality at this time. Ling'er felt sad again when he saw her. He pulled Fang Xian's clothes and whispered, "Brother Xian, don't neglect me like this." "I didn't neglect you?" Fang Xian took a sip of beer in his mouth and was very puzzled. Ling'er snarled angrily at Zhang Lili, who was playing with her cell phone with her head down: "I'm talking about the sister you abandoned." "flutter¡­¡­" "flutter¡­¡­" Fang Xian and Li Chao spurted out two mouthfuls of beer almost at the same time. Ling'er's words can be described as truly domineering Although Fang Xian was frightened, his face was raised to the highest point. ¡°Just imagine, if Fang Xian came alone today, the situation would be¡ª¡ª Drinking the sullen wine, his girlfriend was robbed. The adulterer and adulterer boasted, turned left and jumped into the well. But the situation changed as soon as Linger¡¯s words came out¡ª¡ª Fang Xian was cruel and divorced his wife, while Li Chao picked up the bones. I met Le Youyou by chance in a tavern, and the cat cried and the mouse sprayed the wine to death. Li Chao wanted to have a fit on the spot, but looking at Zhao Ling'er's harmless look, he couldn't help it. Diaosi had to be polite in front of a goddess of this level. Zhang Lili¡¯s face twitched, but Quan pretended not to hear it and continued to play with her phone with her head down, the sound of grinding her teeth getting stronger. "Hey" Zhao Ling'er gave a short sigh and said leisurely to Zhang Lili, "Sister, I want to treat my husband well. If you make brother Xian unhappy like that, don't blame him for being divorced. But I think you are now It's unbearable to give up on yourself. Although your current husband-in-law is ugly and short in stature, he is your husband-in-law after all. You should treat him well in the future and never be divorced again." There were not many people in the restaurant at night, and Zhao Ling'er's voice was very penetrating. When he heard this, even the shop owner shuddered - the girl was so cruel that she didn't give her any chance of survival. Li Chao and Zhang Lili were already frozen in place. Here, Zhao Ling'erFaced with the understatement and sarcastic momentum, they were already shocked and had no idea how to react or respond. Fang Xian felt secretly happy, but he was also afraid that the other party would be really anxious and cause the police to take notes again. "Ling'er! Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly!" Fang Xian pretended to be angry and winked at Zhao Ling'er. Ling'er nodded stupidly: "Brother Xian won't let me speak, so I won't!" After saying this, I saw her start to sweep away the spicy hotpot on the plate with a whirlwind of momentum. From time to time, she would take a big sip of cold beer to relieve the spicy food. When she ate, she was not at all as peaceful as usual. "My wife is ignorant, don't mind." Fang Xian hurriedly poured wine for Li Chao. Li Chao stood up in shock and said, "Fang Xian, let's go out and chat alone." "Okay." Fang Xian wondered if he was going to fight? Not really, but he still responded, "Ling'er, you are delicious, stop bickering with your sister." Linger nodded while sweeping up the food. The two men left the shop, and Li Chao asked in a face-to-face manner: "What do you mean?" Fang Xian asked back: "What do you mean?" "What do I mean?" "When did you and Zhang Lili get along? Why didn't I know?" "It's early." Li Chao looked like he was in need of a slap - you hit me, you hit me, you have the ability to hit me. Strongly insert a description of Li Chao's appearance: short, fat, short-cut, description completed. Fang Xian stared at Li Chao, then patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, thank you for continuing. You will suffer in the future." "" Li Chao was silent for a long time, but these words actually spoke to Li Chao's heart, and the previous gangster aura was instantly melted away, "Hey woman" "They are all people who have been here before, I understand." Fang Xian shook his head, "You have to spend 20 hours a week with her. If you can't see her, you have to chat on the phone for 2 hours a day. In addition to going to the cinema, you have to spend more time It's shopping, but even so, you still have to bear her thoughts, and she will always have a reason to annoy you." Li Chao almost cried when Fang Xian told him, so he just lay on Fang Xian's shoulder: "Brother Xian why didn't you tell me earlier?" "You didn't ask." "" "Don't be sad, this is love, men all over the world are struggling." "The same to you?" ¡°I¡¯m struggling with other things.¡± "What?" "Imperial household registration." "" In the small shop, there is another conversation. Strongly insert a description of Zhang Lili¡¯s appearance: her appearance is acceptable, her figure is acceptable, her hair is long, the description is complete. Seeing that Fang Xian had left, Zhang Lili dared to speak: "When did you meet him?" "Well let me do the math" Zhang Ling'er muttered while chewing a big meatball, "A few hours ago." "You don't know him at all." Zhang Lili snorted, trying to regain some momentum, "How can a girl be so rash?" "We have paid homage to Heaven and Earth. Brother Xian is a good man. He can also row a boat!" "" "That eldest brother is really nice. There are too few men who are willing to marry a divorced woman. Congratulations!" "" The shop owner shuddered again, feeling that this night was both magical and terrifying. In the end, nothing happened. Li Chao and Fang Xian said goodbye with tears, but it was a pity that it was too late to get to know each other. On the contrary, the shop owner gave Fang Xian a 30% discount. Working at night makes him sleepy easily, and the presence of a ruthless character like Zhao Ling'er several times can keep people energetic. After having a drink and a meal, Fang Xian originally wanted to look for a small shop that sold clothes so that he could dress up to make Zhao Ling'er look normal. However, Zhao Ling'er was so eye-catching that he felt that if he continued like this, he would be beaten sooner or later. With eyes filled with envy and hatred, he gave up the plan and quickly took Ling'er back to the hotel. ¡°Unfortunately, unfortunately, on the small road not far from the hotel entrance, I happened to meet two black people who were out to have fun. Fang Xian's first reaction was to avoid, holding Ling'er's hand and walking away with his head lowered. But the black man couldn't let him get what he wanted. He whistled and stuck out his tongue and rushed here to act wild. Everyone knows that black people are black, and the night is also black. At night, black people will merge with the darkness. ?As everyone knows, black people¡¯s tongues are pink and tender. Therefore, when facing a black man sticking out his tongue late at night, you can only see one tongue. At this time, Zhao Ling'er sawThey are two big wriggling tongues. Ling'er suddenly pulled Fang Xian behind him: "Long-tongued monster! Brother Xian, be careful." "You misunderstood, this is" Before Fang finished chatting, he saw Linger closing her eyes and chanting a spell in a low voice¡ª¡ª "The strong wind comes and becomes the fangs of beasts!" "Why does it seem like a Western Fantasy spell" Ling'er stood in front of his chest with his hands like lotus fingers, opened his eyes suddenly, shouted loudly (Jiaohe), and moved his hands forward. A cool breeze blew through the night, which was very sultry "" Ling'er was shocked, took a step back and said, "No, this long-tongued monster is immune to my spells!" Fang Xian was speechless: "Fortunately, I am immune" The two black men laughed: "Come-on, man!" Fang Xian stiffened his head and responded: "Hey-man, how-are-you?" The two black men were stunned for a moment¡ª¡ª "Fine." Fang Xian: "no, no¡ª¡ªfine, thank-you, and-you?" "What?" The black man was obviously shocked by the People's Education English version. Ling'er exclaimed: "Brother Xian, you are so powerful, you can actually communicate with the long-tongued monster!" In fact, the black brothers are still very friendly. This is not their territory and they dare not make the decision. The black man in front asked tentatively: "Do-you-know-now, where-can-i-find-a-girl?" Fang Xian suddenly realized that they were just looking for a show of love. "taxi! taxi! go-sanlitun!" ¡°Sanlitun?¡± "Yes, yes." "Thank-you!" After a few words that neither party understood, Fang Xian smiled and watched the two black men get into the taxi. What is "sanlitun"? ¡°Obviously, this is a place name¡ªSanlitun. That place is very close to the embassy district and so on. There are many bars, and foreigners often visit here. Therefore, those pretty girls who want to get married and devote themselves to the great diplomatic cause will gather here. As long as you are a foreigner, even a bald and poor man in his fifties can easily find an affair here. (Knowledge! Knowledge! Geographic knowledge! Mushroom will reveal a complete Imperial City to you. Don¡¯t forget me when you visit the Imperial City in the future. The people of the Imperial City have the right to treat me as nonsense.) No matter the situation, it seems that the black brothers are still very polite. On the way, Linger came back and recited all the spells. After practice, the wind spell can only stir up a slight breeze; the fire spell has only a handful of warm current; the thunder spell has an electric star, similar to the one produced when taking off a sweater; and the earth spell has a few grains of sand. It can be said that this kind of spell is basically useless in reality, and it can't even spread an egg. ?????????????????? However, restorative spells are still useful. The effect of the Guanyin Mantra or something like that still makes Fang Xian feel comfortable. I don¡¯t know if it can bring him back to life. I¡¯ll try again later. "Brother Xian, how do you communicate with those long-tongued monsters?" "They are not tongue monsters, they are black people." "Black person?" "They originally lived in Africa and then spread out" "Africa?" "Forget it, I'll buy you a book tomorrow and let's go back first. Remember, most people in this world are very friendly, don't make any judgments based on their appearance." The hotel lobby is very quiet late at night. ??It¡¯s really to bring a beautiful woman in period costume into a hotel in the middle of the night The hotel security guard swallowed the smear while the waiter secretly cursed the pervert. After returning to the room, the sheets were mostly dry, but he still couldn't lie down. Fang Xian turned on the computer and prepared to continue the game. He took Zhao Ling'er's hand and double-clicked the "pal.exe" icon. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 012 The Nymphomaniac Sisters After returning to the room, the sheets were mostly dry, but he still couldn't lie down. Fang Xian turned on the computer and prepared to continue the game. He took Zhao Ling'er's hand and double-clicked the "pal.exe" icon. "I open my eyes and close themforget it, I'm really poor." The two of them returned to the newlywed bedroom of Shuiyue Palace. It was already the next morning during game time. ¡°It¡¯s so fun, it¡¯s back again!¡± Linger applauded. "Well, just wait for me. I'll go back to Yuhang County to take care of some things and then come back to pick you up." "Yes! I'm waiting for you, and I also want to eat spicy hotpot!" Ling'er smiled and straightened the clothes for the Prime Minister. Fang Xian already loved her to the extreme: "You are so cute" ¡¾Pause. Of course, I pinched her for a whole day] ¡°Can you please stop showing up suddenly!¡± ¡¾Are the benefits given by this god good? ¡¿ "This is really good." ¡¾Then work hard, young man, the last black brother played Li Xiaoyao, where do you think he died? ¡¿ ¡°¡­Zombie Cave?¡± ¡¾no. ¡¿ "The Demon Locking Tower?" ¡¾no. ¡¿ "The decisive battle with the leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult." ¡¾no. ¡¿ "Can't guess." ¡¾After he went out, he saw Ding Xiulan twisting her buttocks to buy groceries. He went over and raped her, and then was chopped down with an ax by the woodcutter Uncle Ding. ¡¿ ¡°It¡¯s not easy for black people either.¡± ¡¾So, I want to have a good time. If you play well, I will reward you more, do you understand? ¡¿ "Can you stop being so shy when talking?" ¡¾(¨s£­¨t)/How? Pause completed. ¡¿ After saying goodbye to Linger, Fang Xian escaped from Shuiyue Palace extremely calmly and swam back to the other side. It wasn¡¯t until he returned to the path he took to the island that he suddenly remembered something. "Damn you little grass monster!!" As expected, he was carried away by the woman. He should ask Ling'er for something to drive them away. After all, Zhang Si can only swim, row and fish. He doesn¡¯t want to waste the Sky Breaking Hammer anymore. Thinking of this, he brought up the status bar. ????????? Miraculously, it was upgraded unknowingly, and all attributes were slightly improved. I don¡¯t know if it was from swimming in the fairy water, or it was the miraculous effect of lingering with Zhao Ling¡¯er. Fang Xian thought about it for a while. Actually, judging from previous practice, Zhang Si still has a way to deal with them, as long as he doesn't attract a bunch of them again. After all, there is a magic bug in my body. So, Fang Xian stopped hiding this time and faced the first grass monster blankly. When the battle began, he was extremely brave, courageous and calm in taking out the fishing net. The more he used the fishing net, the more comfortable he became, and the more he used it, the more confident he became. Steady, accurate and fast, the huge fishing net just covered the two small grass monsters and one big grass monster. The big grass monster was dissatisfied and had a very poor memory. He grunted and cast a wind spell. Fang Xian walked over happily, and the strong wind blew through without taking away a single hair. This time, there were few grass monsters, and they were all trapped. They tried to break free but couldn't. Fang Xian learned to be smart, he used his feet to kill them this time. The kick had little effect, and only the damage number "3" popped up on the grass monster's head. It doesn¡¯t matter. In the face of the ultimate control skill like Fishing Net, the enemy¡¯s health is just a cloud. After stepping on it 95 times, the three grass monsters finally changed from three-dimensional to flat. The battle ended, and 5 experience and 3 coins were awarded. Fang Xian continued to use the same method to clean up the grass monsters. If the trap was not set properly, he would escape first and then reenter the battle. There were three fishing nets in the bag, which were recycled after the war. They were quite low-carbon. When we returned to the dock, Zhang Si¡¯s practice had reached level 3, which was really outrageous. He was basically as good as Brother Xiaoyao. He hummed a little tune and returned to Yuhang Town, his face full of spring breeze. As soon as they landed, they saw two women standing guard in front of the pier where Zhang Si usually stayed, with faces full of anticipation. Ding Xiulan: "Sister! Look, it's brother Xiaoyao!" Ding Xianglan: "It seems something is wrong. Although the clothes and hairstyle are similar to Xiaoyao this man's face is much bigger." Ding Xiulan took a closer look: "it's Zhang Si." Ding Xianglan: "Hey" Fang Xian went ashore and saw two sighing sisters. He imagined the scene of black men raping them and couldn't help sighing. Of course the sisters don¡¯t know that this boy ZhuoWhat are you doing? Xianglan took a step forward and asked, "Zhang Si, have you seen brother Xiaoyao?" "I've seen it before." "Really?" Xiulan was overjoyed and asked, "Where is it?" "Here it is." Fang Xian pointed at his feet, "I asked him to go back and marry you and live a good life, and I helped him go to the island to find the elixir." When the sisters heard this, they blushed for a while and then became angry. "Who asked you to talk to brother Xiaoyao like this? Who wants to marry him?" Xiulan said angrily. "Okay, don't lie to yourself." Fang Xian shook his head, "I asked for the elixir, so I'm going to give it to Xiaoyao." "Hey Zhang Si, have you really never seen Xiaoyao?" Xianglan sighed. "No, what's wrong?" Xianglan said leisurely: "Brother Xiaoyao saw that you didn't come back all day and night, and Aunt Li's condition worsened, so he stole Uncle Shui Sheng's boat to find you and he hasn't come back yet." "This" Fang Xian cupped his chin and pondered. The waves on the water were mostly lies. There was only one waterway designed in the game. If Xiaoyao went there, he should meet him. If you didn¡¯t see it maybe he fell into the water unluckily, maybe he was killed by a little grass monster, maybe he was eaten by grandma "Brother Zhang." Xianglan suddenly walked up to Fang Xian solemnly and begged, "I beg you, go find Xiaoyao again" My sister Xiulan also gathered around and begged. "Well, the wind and waves on the water are very strong, I'm scared." Fang Xian was actually rowing very hard and was tired. "I beg you" Xianglan pulled the corner of Zhang Si's clothes, "I know you have always liked me as long as you can save Brother Xiaoyao" "Sister! Don't wrong yourself so much" "Xiulan If I can save Xiaoyao's life, I don't care about marrying" "Butheis full of stench and has such a big face, your child must be extremely ugly" "It doesn't matterif Xiaoyao comes back aliveyou must stay with him and don't let down your sister's intentions." "elder sister!" "younger sister!" The two girls hugged each other and cried. They felt as miserable as if they were about to marry a silly young man from a landlord's family. ¡°It can only be said that this kind of forced marriage is shameful. Zhang Si has the final say in his life. "What's wrong with the big face? What's wrong with the big face?!" Zhang Si shook his hair with a stern expression, "Brother Xiaoyao and I have a deep relationship. You don't need to tell me that I will save him." ¡°Shit, you¡¯re trying to marry my sister!¡± "Xiulan!" "" Fang Xian smiled and tied the boat to the dock: "Stop making trouble, having an imperial household registration is enough to give me a headache." "What did you say?" "It's okay, I will save Xiaoyao, and you don't have to wrong yourself. What men and women love to see is fate. But I have to go find Xiaoyao tomorrow morning. If I go to the island now, I can't come back." Xianglan: "Why?" "There is something called Grandma on the island, which is very scary." Xiulan: "Then why don't you hurry up and save brother Xiaoyao!" "Don't be afraid. Grandma likes to imprison men but not to kill them. Grandma will go out to play mahjong tomorrow. I will call a few helpers to rescue Xiaoyao." Fang Xian made some nonsense, dismissed the Ding sisters, and walked towards Xiaoyao's inn. Men, you should be wild when you should be wild, and be content when you should be content. Fang Xian is already very happy to have a spirit. The Ding sisters should be left to black people. Besides, getting a household registration in the imperial capital is not easy, right? {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume One: The Darkened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 013 Zhang Si steals the show The disappearance of Li Xiaoyao was a huge benefit to Fang Xian! This is related to the Xiaoyao plot. At the beginning of the game, a drunk Taoist priest collapsed at the door of Xiaoyao's inn. He insisted on asking for a drink, so Li Xiaoyao gave him some wine. The drunk Taoist priest didn't want to owe a favor, so he made an appointment with Xiaoyao tonight in the west of the town. They meet in a ruined temple and pass on their martial arts skills. The drunk Taoist priest is naturally the master of the Shushan Sect, the Jiu Sword Immortal. As for why he was drunk in Xiaoyaojia Inn - it is a mystery. Now that Xiaoyao is gone, this undoubtedly gives the good young man Zhang Si a chance. He has no control over Xiaoyao's life and death. Who makes people insist on going to sea? It would not be fun to go back to Shuiyue Palace to find him and be caught by grandma. Let¡¯s postpone the day first and try our luck at the ruined temple. We¡¯ll discuss other matters later. So, Fang Xian entered the inn holding the Purple Golden Pill. After all, he had agreed to this matter to Li Xiaoyao. He, Zhang Si, was a good young man who valued his integrity. Fang Xian looked around warily. He saw that the inn had been temporarily closed and deserted, and then he cautiously walked towards Aunt Li's bedroom. There was no one to take care of Aunt Li in her room, so Fang Xian couldn't help but secretly scolded the Ding sisters for being stupid. Aunt Li is no different from Li Xiaoyao's biological mother. Whoever wins her favor will undoubtedly greatly increase the chance of winning in love. These two silly girls only know that Chengtian Xiaoyao is the elder brother and Xiaoyao brother is the younger brother. They don't talk about tactics at all. I haven't seen it. Mainland mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas are just uneducated! Since there was no one to take care of Aunt Li, Fang Xian always felt that he owed Li Xiaoyao something, so he covered Aunt Li with a quilt, wiped her face, and fed her the Purple Gold Pill. By the way, Aunt Li is basically a thin version of grandma. It was easy to be an artist in those days. You could either be a beauty or a beast. Afterwards, Fang Xian cooked some porridge in the kitchen and fed it to Aunt Li. Thinking that it was almost done, she leaned back on the chair and fell into a daze. ¡¾After taking care of Aunt Li, Zhang Si fell into a deep sleep, and it was already late at night¡¿ "Can you please give me some preparations for the transition?" ¡¾Am I saving time for you? ¡¿ "OK, thanks." After the transition, it was already late at night, and Fang Xian, who was "sleeping soundly", was woken up by Aunt Li. "Xiao Si, why are you here?!" Aunt Li asked with her hands on her hips as if nothing was wrong. "Oh, you woke up, but you made me anxious." Fang Xian looked worried, "By the way, don't call me Xiaosi, it makes me uncomfortable." "Your new hairstyle looks good." Aunt Li nodded. "Thank you for the compliment, ma'am." "It's okay, you can go. In the middle of the night, men and women don't get to know each other." Aunt Li looked back shyly. "Ugh" "Xiaosi, what's wrong with you?" "It's okay Just wake up, I'm leaving." "Actually, you don't have to leave in such a hurryhehe" What a delicate one hehe Fang Xian felt a chill and did not dare to say any more to Aunt Li. Since she¡¯s a big deal, let her be a big deal. It¡¯s in the middle of the night. If the old man has any evil intentions, it won¡¯t be fun to throw Aunt Li to him. Running out of the inn, Fang Xian skillfully found the gap in the west wall of the town while the clock was beating, got out and headed towards the ruined temple! We all know that the setting of Fairy Sword is full of gods and ghosts, so at night, various ghosts and ghosts will appear in the suburbs, just like the little grass monsters on Fairy Island, which are used to upgrade the protagonist. Fang Xian decisively turned around after seeing the first will-o'-the-wisp, returned to the town, pulled an ax in front of the woodcutter's house, and set out again. The wooden sword was lost, and there must always be a weapon. The fishing net was used for the grass monster, and it was hard to say to the ghosts in the suburbs. Fang Xian was really nervous at this time. Although he had passed the level with the little grass monster, the monsters here were more powerful than those things. Li Xiaoyao was born with better bones. This four-cut attack has only a few points of attack power. To deal with these lonely wildfires, wild bees and silkworm chrysalis may not have any effect. Be careful in everything, this is a bloody lesson for black brothers. Once he died, everything would be lost. For Ling'er and Yueru, Fang Xian decisively dodged left and right this time to avoid all battles. After all, the terrain here is more open, and as long as the cerebellum is normal, there will be no situation like being attacked by monsters on Fairy Island. Fang Xian quickly passed through the monster forest and arrived at the ruined temple map. ¡°Perhaps the old man saw that he was tired of dodging, so he comforted him a little - [Shenfa +1, Martial Arts +1. ¡¿ Fang Xian was very moved. As expected, our Zhang Si has the way to work hard like Zhang Si.With the help of the moonlight, Fang Xian finally entered the mountain temple. Like Shuiyue Palace, this place that should have been dark was brightly lit. The drunk Taoist priest is sitting in a daze in front of the fallen statue. He has a mustache and small eyes, and his face is always flushed. He is very lustful. He heard someone appear behind him and said pretentiously: "You came." "I am coming." "" "" ¡°Should you compliment me and bring me some wine or something?¡± Fang Xian scratched his head and said with a smile: "You are an expert outside the world. What you are greedy for is not wine, but loneliness. I can just come." "That's good!" The Taoist laughed loudly, turned back suddenly, and walked up to Fang Xian in a few steps with a slightly confused look on his face, "Little bartender, why did your face become square?" "I made my aunt angry during the day, and she hit me with a pan." "No wonder, no wonder, that inn lady is not only pretty, but also has great kung fu. Even if the poor Taoist is tempted, she doesn't dare to provoke her!" The Taoist priest showed an expression of deep approval, and didn't say much nonsense. Stepping out of the ruined temple¡ª¡ª "I'm going to teach you the Shushan School swordsmanship now, and I'll repay your favor. Watch out!" Under the moonlight, I saw the Taoist priest's long sword flying out as if it had a soul. The old Taoist thought he was suave, but in fact he swung his teeth and claws wildly a few times. The sword took advantage of the momentum and danced wildly in the air, sometimes splitting up and sometimes uniting into one. . Fang Xian was dazzled by what he saw. This was the first time he saw real martial arts in this world, but the setting here was too mysterious. He didn't know if it could be used in reality. After a long while, the old Taoist finished his dance, stepped on the long sword, and floated down from the air. "Can you understand just by looking at it?" Fang Xian muttered. ¡¾You have acquired all the martial arts skills of the Shushan School and learned the sword-control skills at the same time. The rest of the martial arts will be learned by yourself as your cultivation level increases. ¡¿ "That's okayI don't understand!" The Taoist priest walked back to Fang Xian with a smile, hugged the wine gourd and took a big sip¡ª¡ª "Little devil, how are you?" "Thank you, is there anything else?" "You" The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, "Don't you admire my martial arts and ask me to accept you as my disciple?" Fang Xian shook his head: "You are an expert, I am a commoner, and you are too lazy to care about me." "That's what I said, but if you don't kneel down and kowtow, how can I step down?" ¡°In this case, let me give you a poem¡ª¡ª¡± Royal sword comes by the wind, except the demon world, ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? "Drink all the rivers in one drink, swallow the sun and moon again, ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I'm the wine-swordsman is the only one I can drink. "This" the Taoist scratched his chin, "Why do I feel like my lines have been robbed?" "No, Master, you are very popular. Everyone knows that you are the Jiu Sword Immortal of Shushan Sect." "Okay then I'm leaving" "88." "Why do I always feel like I've been cheated" "You are worrying too much." If it were someone else, Fang Xian might stay for a while, but now that Jiujianxian has finished teaching the Shushan sect's mental techniques, Ya is basically of no use. If Li Xiaoyao comes back, there will be trouble, so it's better to fight him away quickly. . It only lasted a few minutes, but it was already bright after leaving the ruined temple. At this time, Fang Xian already liked this setting and speeded up the game to avoid wasting time. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 014 Like daughter, like father It only lasted a few minutes, but it was already dawn after leaving the ruined temple. At this time, Fang Xian already liked this setting and speeded up the game to avoid wasting time. Returning the same way, the little monster was still there. Since Fang Xian had learned the second move, he decided to find a monster to test his skills. By the way, his first move is the unique bug trick of Zhang Si alone in the world - [Casting Net Technique]. Fang Xian randomly found a bee monster to trigger the battle. Then he remembered that the Shushan sect used swords, but he only had a woodcutter's axe. "Who cares, let's talk about it later." Fang Xian roared, and used the broken ax to practice sword control. Sword-driving technique is the basic skill of Shushan sect, which involves wielding a sword out of thin air to attack the enemy. Under the urging of Fang Xian's skill, the woodcutter's big ax flew up out of the air, and each ax turned into more than a dozen afterimages. Although it was inelegant, it was very powerful, and he brought the ax to Fan'er who was fighting for help. Ground bees. The damage numbers are mind-boggling. 157! What concept, what concept! The reason why a person lives is to use a sword, why not an axe? This damage figure is beyond the reach of Brother Xiaoyao. But at the same time, Fang Xian also knew that Wei Mao no longer needed the axe. This thing is too heavy, and it consumes a lot of energy to control it. Zhang Si's cultivation level is 3, and he only has 85 points of energy, but he used up 40 points all of a sudden. Afraid, men just want to fight. In the future, this ax will be used, and Fang will not touch the sword. Two swordsmanship skills took away two little bees, and then slashed with the ax more than a dozen times before finally taking away the remaining monsters. Zhang Si now has a certain level of cultivation, and the little monsters hit him without pain or itching. The damage is acceptable, but the recovery skills are lacking, and the battle is still a bit dangerous. Therefore, on the way back, Fang Xian only dared to fight two monsters when his energy was fully restored. The rest of the time he encountered monsters and walked around. I cleared three groups of monsters along the way and got 20 coins and a bottle of royal jelly. ¡°Royal jelly is a good thing, it can restore the body and essence, and is suitable for men, women, old and young. As for money, Fang Xian has no feeling for these things in the game. The most valuable thing in the fairy sword is probably money, unless you like to play [Qiankun Toss]. Anyway, casual hooligans always have enough money on hand to update equipment, and there is no need to go out of their way to earn money. As soon as Fang Xian returned to the town, he saw the confused woodcutter. He trembled and quickly hid the axe. This woodcutter did not dare to underestimate him. The old man said that he was a master at chopping down black brothers. ¡°Wait a minute, Zhang Si is a good young man and cannot do such sneaky things. Fang Xian thought about it for a moment, and decided to choose honesty. It was just an ax, and he couldn't do it. Like grandma, the woodcutter is a magical being, and the world only knows him as Uncle Ding. "Uncle Ding, I'm sorry!" Fang Xian rushed to the woodcutter and took out the ax from his bag, "I went out last night and saw your ax at the door of the house, so I borrowed it for self-defense. I didn't have time to tell you and made you anxious!" Uncle Ding had a white beard on his face and looked like a tall man. When he saw someone returning the axe, most of his anxiety disappeared instantly. "It turns out to be Xiaosi, haha, it's okay. I also said that there are no outsiders in our town, and we are determined not to do such sneaky things." Fang Xian scratched his head, looking at the ax with great distress: "Uncle, to tell you the truth, this ax is very easy to use. See if you can sell it to me" Uncle Ding waved his arm and said angrily: "What the hell?! I've been a neighbor for so many years. If you like it, take it!" "Then thank you, uncle. We will have a long time to come!" Fang Xian finished speaking at the speed of a hip-hop black man, then turned around and ran away. "Wait a minute!" But Uncle Ding's figure floated, dodged left and right, his agility was no less than that of Duan Yu who had learned Lingbo Weibu, and he stopped in front of Fang Xian with a swipe. This guy is an expert, the wine sword fairy and horse are so weak. Uncle Ding raised his eyebrows: "You know, I can't make much money in this business. Soit's agreed that this ax will be used as a dowry." "Dowry? What's a dowry?" Fang Xian scratched his head in confusion. "Do you know anything about Xiaoyao?" Uncle Ding shook his head and sighed. "Isn't it lost?" "Wellsowe have more girls than boys in Yuhang Town, and there are only three men in their 20s!" Uncle Ding counted on his fingers, "The number one candidate is naturally Li Xiaoyao, the eldest son of a handsome family. There is also a house. I wanted to give him my two daughters, but he never came back The second candidate for son-in-law is Zheng the butcher from the market. He has some property, but he makes a living. It's immoral; the only one left is you, Xiaosi."   "For Mao Zheng Butcher?" "People have houses, but you only have a boat." "Okay." Fang Xian said in confusion, "Then there is Zheng Tu? Why don't you give it to me? Xianglan Xiulan is allergic to the smell of fish." "You don't understand this." Uncle Ding showed a deep smile and said solemnly, "My Ding family's martial arts is profound and profound. It's a pity that I gave birth to two girls. I don't want the inheritance of martial arts to be interrupted in my generation, so I need to Find a man in the family and pass it on to him.¡± "Can't Zheng Tu do it? Isn't he a man?" "He has his own Zheng family's martial arts and can no longer learn my Ding family's kung fu." " Hidden dragons and crouching tigers, these are nothing." Fang Xian turned his head and said sadly, "I'm afraid I will disappoint Uncle Ding. I, Zhang Si, also have the martial arts of my Zhang family." "Oh? Then I want to have a few moves with you and see your Zhang family's kung fu." "Don't worry" The tense music sounds and the battle begins. Fang Xian saw that this battle was unavoidable, so he had no choice but to take action. "Cast the net!" The fishing net can handle silly monsters, but it is nothing but a joke against a master like Uncle Ding. I saw Uncle Ding swinging through a broken net lightly¡ª¡ª "Splitting Mountain Palm!" Uncle Ding slashed his palms, and an abnormally strong fighting spirit surged out. The momentum alone was enough for Fang Xian to bear. "MomoMomoMomo" Fang Xian closed his eyes and lied to himself. "flutter¡­¡­" Soon, he was pushed down, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell to the ground. "What's wrong with the devil?" Uncle Ding chuckled and ran over to help Fang Xian up. "I only used half of my strength with this move. Didn't it hurt you?" Fang Xian vomited another mouthful of blood: "It's okay" Uncle Ding laughed and said, "If your martial arts skills from the Zhang family are useless, you should learn from my Ding family. That's it. The ax is a dowry. Let's discuss a date to get married." Fang Xian was helpless. This was the first time he saw such a perverted old man sending a girl off. "Uncle do you want me to marry Xianglan or Xiulan?" "Good things come in pairs. My two daughters are inseparable. I will marry anyone I want." Fang Xian vomited out another mouthful of blood. Where is Yueru? As for Yueru, it was promised that in the future, I would take my three wives to Suzhou to find Yueru, and I wouldn't be beaten to death by her whip. Uncle Ding was very happy and started to say: "My dear son-in-law, my Ding family's martial arts is divided into three parts: axe technique, palm technique and body technique. They are all passed down from our ancestors Ding Busan and Ding Busi " Fang Xian listened to Uncle Ding chattering, while he sat cross-legged on the ground, teasing and relaxing. He never expected that the most terrifying boss he had played so far was Uncle Ding. Black brother, your death was not unjust! It took a while before Uncle Ding said enough, and let his virtuous son-in-law go for the time being. After escaping from Uncle Ding¡¯s clutches, Fang Xian decided to go back to Xiaoyao¡¯s inn to take a look. Maybe Xiaoyao has come back. He must come back, must come back {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 015 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Entering the inn, Fang Xian finally met the villain for the first time. This was a fateful encounter. ¡°Two black people, oh no, two black Hmong people are guarding the door of the room on the second floor of the inn. Even a fool can see that they have done something bad. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? If we follow the standard game process, the Black Miao people have already killed Lao Lao and others in Shuiyue Palace, and have also captured Zhao Ling'er and imprisoned them in the room. Logically speaking, Fang Xian did not destroy the maze, so the Black Miao people should not be able to go to the island But the scene in front of me now is no different from the original game. The two black Miao people looked like they had succeeded in their evil deeds, standing in front of the house and laughing evilly. While Fang Xian was thinking about it, Aunt Li came over to greet him. "Oh, Xiaosi, I'm here to see you." Aunt Li smiled sweetly, "Xiaosi, do you think my new rouge looks good?" "vomit" Fang Xian had just finished vomiting blood and food, and his energy was severely damaged, "Aunt Li I wonder if Xiaoyao is back." "No, this kid has gone crazy somewhere again, don't care about him." Aunt Li didn't seem to care about Xiaoyao, posing like a model, "Xiaosi, do you think my new dress looks good? .¡± Fang Xian was retching, the kind of retching that occurs when you drink too much and can't vomit. "nice¡­¡­" "Don't praise me so much." Aunt Li gave a sweet smile, covered her face and left. Fang Xian retched while staggering to the warehouse below Li Xiaoyao's room. There is a secret passage made by Li Xiaoyao, which can bypass the door of Aunt Li's room and enter directly, so that he can sneak out at night and stay overnight without being discovered by his aunt. Fang Xian knew that he had to go to Xiaoyao's room to find out what was going on. He dragged his badly injured body to open the mechanism and climbed into Li Xiaoyao's room along a stick-shaped object. The room basically restored its original appearance in the game. A large sack was thrown in the corner, and even a ghost could see that there was a big living person inside. "This." Fang Xian's brain became very confused. Up to now, the story was back on the original track. Could it be that all his efforts were in vain? He hurried to the sack and untied it. A silly head poked out, and its expression fully explained what it meant to be confused and innocent. "Xiaoyao?!" Fang Xian covered his mouth and exclaimed, "Youare you okay?" Li Xiaoyao shook his head, his eyes dull: "Huh? Haha good good" Fang Xian thought that he must have been poisoned by the black Miao people or something like this. But the problem was that these black Miao people were going to capture Zhao Ling'er. What was the meaning of getting Li Xiaoyao to put in a sack? "Well, in that case that's all" Fang Xian had already made up his mind, and as if he hadn't seen anything, he pushed Li Xiaoyao's head back and tied the sack, "Brother Xiaoyao you have suffered. ¡­¡± Fang Xian was afraid that the two door gods outside would hear something strange, so he didn't dare to stay here any longer. He slipped along the secret passage to the woodshed and hurried out of the inn. It is a good thing to be alive and happy, so that it is easier to explain to those nymphomaniacs named Ding, but now the story is a bit confusing, and a strong force is needed to intervene to sort everything out. Speaking of which, there are three known powerful forces in Yuhang Town. The first one is Aunt Li¡¯s Li family martial arts, which is famous for its cloud-piercing palm. The second one is Uncle Ding¡¯s secret skill of the Ding family, which is famous for its mountain-splitting axe. The third one is Zheng Butcher¡¯s Butchery of Zheng, whose ability is unknown. Considering that Aunt Li is in menopause and Butcher Zheng has a bad temper, Fang Xian can only choose one master. "My father-in-law!!!" Fang Xian ran to Uncle Ding, tears streaming down his nose, "My father-in-law, you have to make the decision for your child" Uncle Ding was very happy to be called father-in-law. Seeing Fang Xian's expression, he felt pity for him: "It's okay to be a good son-in-law. In Yuhang Town, as long as I don't provoke Aunt Li, there's nothing I, Old Ding, can't do." "Master Yue-Zhang, do you know that I helped Xiaoyao go to the Immortal Island to seek medicine?" "I know, this matter has spread, and everyone says you are a good young man like Lei Feng." "Heymy father-in-law, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other thing" Fang Xian squeezed his tears and smiled bitterly, "Ihavealready died on that island" "Oh? Such a good thing!" Uncle Ding's expression tightened and his white eyebrows raised, "Okay, we are all men, no need to say more words for a good son-in-law. Anyway, I have nothing to do without an axe, I will come right away. Let¡¯s explore the island.??? "Wait, I'm not finished yet." "Talking as we walk." Uncle Ding roared, pulling Fang Xian and running towards the dock. "My father-in-law, how many years have you been holding this in? It's not enough, right?" "Hey you don't understand. Since Xianglan Xiulan's mother passed away, I can only spend my energy on chopping wood and firewood. There is not even a brothel in the small Yuhang town. It's really unbearable." "You are blessed, father-in-law. Except for one thing called 'Grandma', there are all beautiful girls on Fairy Island. Their situation is similar to yours, and they are all waiting for men." "Is there such a good thing?! Heaven and earth! Heaven and earth!" Fang Xian had originally made up a tortuous story of love and hate, but he didn't expect that Uncle Ding's determination would be so fragile. When he heard a woman, he instantly turned into a bull in heat. But it's right to think about it. For masters, their physical strength, endurance, and secretion of male hormones such as testosterone will be more. Uncle Ding's wife left early, and it was really difficult to watch over his two beautiful daughters every day. There was no words all the way. The little grass monster on the island hid when he saw Uncle Ding. This was the momentum, the momentum. Uncle Ding had smoke on his head because of the woman. At this time, Fang Xian felt that he shouldn't have brought someone like Uncle Ding here. He might be scarier than the Black Miao people, and he would at least leave the whole bodies of the girls of Shuiyue Palace. The moment he entered the Shuiyue Lake maze, Fang Xian finally panicked. There is no more floating lotus maze, a main road is right in front of you, leading directly to Shuiyue Palace. The maze has been cracked. "Whowho is so owed" Fang Xian stayed where he was, "It must be Xiaoyao, this guy is too empty." "Wonderful son-in-law? What's wrong with you?" Uncle Ding's voice was very anxious, "Oh, I understand, you are engaged to my daughters, so you can't go to the island to enjoy yourself. In this case, you go back first, tomorrow morning, oh no, Just pick me up the day after tomorrow." "No, no, no, I just" Uncle Ding laughed again when he heard this: "I understand, I understand, the ultimate single night, I understand, let's go." "You understand again Father-in-law, you don't know something. Do you know that there are some dark guys coming to our town?" ¡°I¡¯ve seen it before, and it¡¯s not a good thing at first glance. A few days ago, a black man wanted to molest Xiulan, and he was chopped up by me.¡± "Yes, there are many black people coming to the town now. I found out from Uncle Shui Sheng that they are here for Shui Yue Palace!" "This is unreasonable!!!" Uncle Ding was furious when he heard this, and his roar shocked all the beasts on the island. "The black people are enjoying all the blessings! I won't let it!" "" Fang Xianfan, Uncle Ding did not speak according to common sense, and all the designed lines were wasted, "Zhang Yue, there should be a maze here. You know, black people are all landlubbers. This maze is for It was designed to prevent black people from entering. Only people like me who can swim can swim in. But now I see that this maze has indeed been cracked! Maybe black people" "Then hurry up and leave!" Uncle Ding's tiger body trembled, and he pulled Fang Xian and jumped up suddenly, "If it's later, it will be too late!" Fang Xian bowed in admiration and said, "My father-in-law is a chivalrous and courageous man, and he is truly a role model for our generation." But I saw Uncle Ding scolding him bitterly: "I just ask the black people to be slower, so that my father and son can still get some advantages" "" {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 016 A Small Farewell Is Better than a New Love, a Big Farewell Is Boundless Uncle Ding pulled Fang Xian and rushed into the island with the most desperate posture in his life. The magical wind protection spells were all a joke, and they all dissipated in front of the uncle's enthusiasm and momentum. It was another calm morning. The uncle and Fang Xian rushed across the small bridge and arrived in front of the main hall of Shuiyue Palace. ¡°Damn it, there¡¯s not even a woman, I¡¯m afraid the black people have taken the lead!¡± Uncle Ding cursed angrily. "It's always like this here. Let's go to the palace first." Fang Xian was also very anxious. He couldn't control other women. It wouldn't be fun if anything happened to Ling'er. It sounds nice to be angry over a beauty, but only the person involved knows the pain. Who wants his wife to be kidnapped by a bunch of black people? The moment he entered Shuiyue Palace, Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief. Everything is as usual, a bunch of girls are strolling here, it seems that the maze has been cracked, and the Black Miao people have not been here yet. Shui Yue happened to be at the door, and when she saw Fang Xian appear, she was overjoyed: "Young Master is finally back. Grandma had a hard time looking for you." Fang Xian gasped and forced a smile: "I had a hard time looking for grandma." Shuiyue hid her face and smiled: "Master, wait a moment, I will call grandma and young lady over." Shuiyue had just turned around when she heard loud and hearty laughter suddenly burst out. "Ha-ha-ha-" Uncle Ding was already crying with joy, hugging Fang Xian tightly with red eyes, "My good son-in-law treats me well, I have no regrets in this life!" ¡°¡­Don¡¯t be in a hurry, I¡¯ll tell you after you see grandma, please be gentle¡­I¡¯m not firewood.¡± Uncle Ding wiped his tears and asked, "Grandma? Who is she?" "This" Fang Xian followed his father-in-law's lead and made up an excuse in an instant, "She is the madam here. If you want to pick up girls, you have to go through her first." "Oh?" Uncle Ding frowned and touched his pocket, "It's broken. I went out in a hurry and didn't bring any silver" "It's okay, it's okay, grandma is very easy to talk to." "That's good. If I don't have enough money, I have to borrow some from my husband." "" Grandma¡¯s style is still the same. Before anyone arrives, she has already arrived¡ª¡ª "My grandson-in-law! He's finally back!" Uncle Ding and Fang Xian's cheeks twitched at the same time. The uncle slowly turned his head: "She saidwhat kind of son-in-law?" "I have reported to you that I am dead here" But he saw that Uncle Ding was not angry but smiled: "Haha, a good son-in-law is really charming!" Fang Xian sighed, what if all father-in-laws in the world were like this? Ancient times were good, life in the Southern Song Dynasty was endlessly joyful. Grandma ran over quickly on a cane and was about to have a nice talk, but when she saw Uncle Ding, she suddenly froze. (The Korean drama¡¯s shocking music sounds.) Uncle Ding looked at his grandma, surprised, shocked and frightened. "It's you" Grandma's rough face relaxed, revealing the look of a Korean drama heroine. "It'sit's really you" Uncle Ding also turned the pages rapidly in his mind, remembering the past vividly. (The picture changes to the effect of an old movie, and the soft music of a Korean drama plays.) It was a rainy afternoon, and grandma took Linger to Yuhang Town. The money in my hand is all gone, and I have nothing to eat. Uncle Ding, who had just finished chopping firewood, was in high spirits, oh no, Brother Ding appeared! "Girl, this is what you are doing!" "Sir, this is" "Then, it was a crazy night. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it is better to say that a hungry man is not selective about what he eats. Fortunately, Xianglan Xiulan was still young at this time and did not remember this terrifying scene. time flies. (The music stops, and the scene returns to this moment in a hazy transition.) Uncle Ding's tears welled up in his eyes: "Tutu, you you you lost weight" "Pounce" Fang Xian fell to the ground. ?? Rabbit¡­ Rabbit¡­ Rabbit¡­ Rabbit¡­ This guy has something to do with "Tutu". Why is Mao followed by "Zi"? Thin? You are 1.6 meters tall and weigh 160. Have you lost weight? With a snap, grandma¡¯s crutch fell to the ground. "Tintin Bearyou are old." Grandma stretched out her hands, her voice trembling. This time Fang Xian held on, saying that Uncle Ding was Tintin Bear was barely acceptable. But after he vomited completely, he looked up and saw the scene of two people hugging each other and crying. "Push" fell to the ground again. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Xian was almost dead, so he quickly came up to help him. ¡°Sir, let me help you go in and rest¡­¡± Fang Xian insisted: "Wait I still have something to say" After saying this, he raised his head again. Hot kiss, hot kiss, passionate kiss, the two beauties burst into tears and entered a state of selflessness. Tongue! It's the tongue! Grandma¡¯s tongue is so hairy, and it¡¯s dripping from her mouth! "Plop, plop." Fang Xian fell to the ground and fainted, foaming at the mouth. Shuiyue hurriedly called Tianlan and dragged him into the room together. "This expert must be tired from rowing. He has two round trips in two days. Even the gods can't bear it." ¡­¡­ That night. Fang Xian opened his eyes and saw Ling'er feeding him porridge. He only felt warm in his mouth and warm in his heart. He raised his hand and gently held Ling'er. "It's better for you Rabbit, Rabbit, Tintin, Bear and so on are all bad people" Ling'er was no longer shy at this time, pinched Fang Xian's nose and said with a smile: "It's true of you, why do you faint at every turn? Weren't you very powerful last night?" Fang Xian gave a bitter smile, thinking about it, he vomited three times a day, all the acidic water in his stomach was drained out, he was hurt by Uncle Ding again, and finally he was hit by the ultimate kiss-kissing skill, it would be strange if he could hold on. Linger put down the bowl and sang softly¡ª¡ª "Guanyin Buddha is incredible and saves all sentient beings all the time." "The left hand picks the nectar, and the right hand holds the willow branch." After singing the Guanyin Mantra, white light merged into Fang Xian's body, and his weak body was moisturized again. This is completely different from the Guanyin Mantra in reality! Fang Xian jumped out of bed, refreshed. At this time, he was confident that he could withstand a kiss that would kill him. "Ling'er, what time is it now?" "Three moments of You hour." ¡°¡­Didn¡¯t I teach you modern timekeeping?¡± "Oh let me think about it." Ling'er counted on her fingers, clapped her hands and shouted, "About six o'clock in the evening." Fang Xian screamed in his heart that he had been dizzy for too long. ¡°Take me to grandma quickly, it¡¯s urgent.¡± "But grandma is busy" Ling'er said coquettishly, "She told me before she and the uncle entered the room - a small farewell is better than a new love, and a big farewell is endless joy" "Happiness - no - side -?" Fang Xian was stunned, and in a daze he heard the roar in the next room. "It's okay to disturb them at this time, right?" Ling'er asked. "No, I have to worry about this, otherwise I won't be able to have endless fun in the future." Fang Xian shook his head, put on his clothes, and left the room resolutely. Sure enough, as soon as I arrived at the door of my grandma¡¯s room, I heard a tsunami-like sound from the bed inside. "My father-in-law must have been holding it in for a long time. I slept for more than ten hours, and he is still okay." Although Fang Xian was not good at ruining other people's good things, he couldn't care less when the matter was urgent. He bravely knocked on the door and said, "Grandma, father-in-law, Zhang Si, I have something urgent to report." Hearing the sound of the bed inside, there was a pause, and then Uncle Ding shouted at the top of his voice: "Just say it!" After that, the roar like a tsunami continued. Fang Xian had no choice but to yell: "The Floating Lotus Maze outside has been cracked. As expected, the Black Miao people will attack tonight. Whether to fight or flee, I hope the two elders will decide!" Soon, Uncle Ding¡¯s heart-rending voice came from inside: ¡°Flee for a while, you¡¯re a bastard, this island is covered by me!¡± Grandma echoed hoarsely: "As long as Tintin Bear is here, Rabbit is not afraid of anyone!" After swallowing a mouthful of sour water, Fang Xian couldn't help but sigh - woman, woman, this is a woman. When there is no man to rely on, women will pretend to be strong or even cold, but when there is a man, even grandma will become so submissive. Fang Xian continued to ask: "Since we have decided to fight, why don't we two take a rest first and come out to discuss strategies together." ¡°Shang Gedan, I¡¯ll leave it to you. Just come and call us when they call.¡± "Yeslet's talk about itat that timeBrother Dingslow downpeople" "Push¡ª¡ª" Fang Xian barely supported his body. Fortunately, he had the support of the Guanyin Mantra, which saved the last bit of acidic water in his stomach. Ling'er looked sluggish and envious: "Sure enough, the joy is boundless" {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 017 Hidden Mission Fang Xian did not dare to stay longer in front of the door, so he quickly pulled Ling'er to the hall and sat down in front of the statue. "It's unreliable It's up to me to think of a solution." Fang Xian turned to Ling'er and said, "Ling'er, summon everyone from Shuiyue Palace here, and I will formulate a plan to defend against the enemy." "My lord, they listen to Ling'er, and Ling'er listens to you. You can just call them. Shuiyue and Tianlan are in charge of them, just call them by their names." Fang Xian rubbed Ling'er's head approvingly. This girl was so sensible, and then shouted loudly: "Shuiyue! Tianlan, call everyone to come to the statue in the main hall!" Half a minute later, 33 women in blue and white shirts were already standing in three rows in front of Fang Xian, obeying the instructions. ¡¾Tips: The hidden mission - Defend Shuiyue Palace is opened. ¡¿ ¡¾Defend Shuiyue Palace: Help the White Miao people on Xianling Island resist the attack of the Black Miao people. ¡¿ ¡¾Reward: Miao medical skills. ¡¿ ¡¾Special Reward 1: If there are no casualties among the Bai Miao people after the battle, a Gu dish will be awarded. ¡¿ ¡¾Special Reward 2: If all the Black Miao people die or are captured, ten Gu Miao seeds will be rewarded. ¡¿ ¡¾Special Reward 3: If you capture the Black Miao leader alive, you will receive a copy of "The Basics of Dark Gu Technique". ¡¿ Fang Xian shed tears. After working so long, it was indeed not in vain. Doing good deeds will be rewarded after all. Before formulating a strategy, he first had to understand the enemy and ourselves. After the women's reports, he finally had a preliminary understanding of the black and white Miao people's group fighting skills. The Bai Miao people are all women, with good intentions. Their spells are mainly restoration and buff. Melee skills such as wielding swords and guns are less so. As for the only two people who can use the five-element magic spell, Ling'er and Lao Lao are the only two. The Five Elements Spell requires Nuwa's bloodline to be used. This shows that Ling'er and grandma's bloodlines are extraordinary. As for the black Miao people, they are generally male, and their hand-to-hand combat skills are naturally much better than those of the white Miao people. In addition to their powerful physical skills, their areas of expertise are completely opposite to those of the white Miao people. They are all evil magic and debuffs. Make it clearer¡ª¡ª The Bai Miao team consists of divine, discipline, and animal husbandry plus two unreliable mages. The Black Miao team is just a bunch of death knights and warlocks. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Beat the girl! No wonder Bai Miao lost! This is the consequence of incomplete development of subjects other than Chinese and Mathematics. Students who are facing the college entrance examination must remember that they must not take short courses. Even so, this fight still had to be fought. Fang Xian divided the girls into three groups. The first group was relatively stronger and fought head-on, with Tianlan leading the team; the second group was responsible for medical supplies and other things, and they were all proficient. The woman with healing skills is led by Shuiyue; the third group is going to do a painful thing, led by the bit player A. Fang Xian didn¡¯t know if this would be effective, but he had no choice but to fight. Everyone should be busy and prepare whatever they need to prepare. There are really a lot of medicinal materials here, and they are all in the field of Miao medicine. In reality, traditional Chinese medicine and western medicine are more popular, because the academic skills of traditional Chinese medicine have been passed down, the cultivation of medicinal materials has matured, and the prices are no longer so expensive; western medicine seems to be more scientific and can treat diseases immediately. However, in the great mainland of China, there are still many miraculous medical skills, such as Miao medicine, Tibetan medicine, witch doctors But these schools are either difficult to find and expensive, or have been lost due to too many channels. At this time, the things in the Miao medical field in Shuiyue Palace seemed very serious, and it didn't look like the old man was making mysteries. Judging from previous game experience, all marked [rewards] can be brought back to the present world. Therefore, Fang Xian is full of expectations for these medical and other kinds of voodoos, especially those kinds of voodoos - this kind of mysterious thing that seems real and fake. After dinner, the girls were ready to go and were waiting for orders in the palace. Fang Xian and Ling'er were guarding the bridge at the exit of the maze, waiting for the black men to attack. "Brother Xian, are you sure they are coming tonight?" Ling'er yawned. "Seriously, you must have a sense of urgency to face a war! Now that the maze is broken, they should not delay." "What are they here for?" Ling'er asked innocently. Yes, they are here to fuck. This is a very philosophical question. "Well, how much do you know about your parents?" Fang Xian hesitated a little. This topic is a bit complicated, and it also contains spoilers. Ling'er seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He lowered his head and said nothing, his face full of sadness under the moonlight. Fang Xian briefly recalled it, patted his head, and then figured out the reason for Zhao Ling'er's sadness. Zhao Ling'er's mother, the Witch Queen, is a direct descendant of Nuwa, and her original form was a snake. If the magic power is not as exaggerated as that of Nuwa, in the eyes of ordinary people, it will beIt's a snake spirit. "In the world of Fairy Sword, no matter it is the 123456xx generation, it is all about the bad relationship between humans and demons - humans are not perfect, and demons are not necessarily bad-hearted. When a human and a demon fall in love, they have to face the world's madness and oppression. The protagonists in the past have struggled against it, and finally became a beauty in anger. In the end, most stories end in tragedy. In the plot of this generation, when she was in Suzhou, Ling'er would be weak due to pregnancy, unable to maintain her human form, and turned into a snake demon. She did not dare to face Li Xiaoyao and ran away. After that, Li Xiaoyao took Lin Yueru and started a long journey. The journey to find Linger. After many twists and turns on the way, she was lost and lost, and when she finally found Ling'er, she had been mistaken by the troublesome sword master for a harmful monster and thrown into the Monster Locking Tower, just like Fahai did to Bai Suzhen. Since Ling'er is a direct descendant of Nuwa, and all living beings in the world are of Nuwa's blood, Ling'er's arrival calms the restless minds of the imprisoned monsters in the Demon Locking Tower. Seeing that Ling'er was not afraid of the corpse-turning water, the Prison-Suppressing King Ming of the Demon Locking Tower hung her up on the Coiling Dragon Pillar, slowly eroding her mana and body. Ling'er's magic power is getting weaker and weaker, and she is struggling to keep the child in her belly "Don't be sad. This is the original plot. It's very unpleasant and sad, but it's all Brother Xiaoyao's business. Brother Zhang Si is not that stupid. First, Fang Xian needs to [pause]. ??¡¾(#^^#)It's been a long time since we last talked. I miss you a little. ¡¿ "Don't interrupt, I'm asking a serious question this time, Zhao Ling'er is a snake demon, right?" ¡¾Yes. ¡¿ "What about in the real world? She can also turn into a snake?" "No, in the real world she is just like an ordinary person, just a little bit more powerful. You can imagine her as a player like you, a person here and a person outside. ¡¿ "Oh, then I'm relieved." The pause is over. This is the most serious conversation between Fang Xian and Mr. God. The moonlight is hazy, the evening wind blows, and the flowers are fragrant. Fang Xian slowly hugged Ling'er into his arms. His ability to switch emotions was already superb. "Don't worry, I know everything." Ling'er twisted her body and said in panic: "You knowwhat?" "I know that your mother is the Witch Queen and your father is the Witch King. I know that your body is a snake. What do I know?" "Thenyoudon't dislike me?" Ling'er lowered her head and asked. "Dislike? Impossible." Fang Xian laughed and held Ling'er tighter, "Do you know why Nuwa is a snake?" "How is it possible to know this?" "Okay, I'll help you gain knowledge." Fang Xian cleared his throat and said, "The earliest worship, totems, and gods believed by primitive humans all originated from animals, especially animals with strong reproductive capacity. .The reason why Nuwa is a snake is because humans envy snakes, worship snakes, and are afraid of snakes. In ancient times, people respected women with strong reproductive capabilities. At the same time, snakes have amazing reproductive capabilities, so people instinctively imagined Nuwa as a snake. Snakes; in addition, snakes can survive on land and in water, and people also admire her ability to survive; finally, snakes are very powerful and have magical toxins, which makes people afraid. Therefore, Nuwa is a snake, and your mother is a snake. , you are also a snake." "Ah! That's it!" Ling'er seemed suddenly enlightened, but also seemed confused, "How come it seems like I just imagined it out of thin air?" "This" Fang Xian only hated that Ling'er's mind was spinning too fast, and tried his best to explain, "That's it, you should have discovered that there are two worlds, one is here, and this is a fake world. You can think of it as a mythical world. , there are spells, knives, and monsters here; but what we ate spicy hotpot last night was the real world, that is reality, and you are the same as everyone else there." "Ah?" Ling'er was shocked, "Have I been living in a fake world for so many years?" "Hey, just think of it as a dream. The real world is covered by me. We should just think that we are here to travel." Hearing this, Ling'er fell into deep thought, then shook her head, and sweetly slipped into Fang Xian's arms¡ª¡ª "I don't care, I can't even think about it. Just be good to me and don't dislike me!" "Haha, this is a good spirit. Remember, I will be with you no matter what." Instinctively, both sides began to explore each other again. The peach blossom forest under the moonlight is definitely a good place for a wild battle! But this time he was not so lucky. Just when Fang Xian's hand felt soft, there was already a loud noise from the other side of the bridge. "These guys are doing bad things again." Fang Xian was angry, you know?His blood had just concentrated from the back of his buttocks to the front of his buttocks, and was stirred back by these sounds. This is simply a great misfortune in life, "Ling'er, go back and inform grandma, uncle and everyone to come here for a decisive battle." "Yeah!" Ling'er also knew that it was not time for children to be affectionate, so she got up and ran towards Shuiyue Palace. Fang Xian raised his father-in-law's axe, put it behind his head, and shook his head. Although it was a game, he was fully immersed in it at this time. He lied to Zhao Linger, saying that this was a world imagined in his heart, an inner world. But he knew that this was not the case. This is a free space, you can even think of it as an undiscovered island. Every character and everyone here is alive. This is a real game. There is no undoing, no starting over. He likes this place, he likes Ling'er, he likes Fairy Island, he likes the water, moon and blue sky, and he barely likes his grandma. Play when it¡¯s time to play, and make trouble when it¡¯s time to make trouble. Although he will leave here one day, at this moment, he still sticks to this place. Not to mention there are so many rewards! Well, everything else is a lie, the rewards are real. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 018 Three are missing There are three main types of invading Black Miao people. One is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a blue student sportswear similar to that of the 1990s; the other is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a snow hat similar to that of the Soviet Union in the 1990s. The third one is the leader of the Miao people, a frighteningly bloated middle-aged man. ??We are all middle-aged, and we all have mustaches! ! Why is Mao Toutou such a fat man! ! ! ! Here we have to insert a few personal analysis of Plato's psychological analysis. By the way, the respect of the fairy sword series is for the sake of please the original copyright party. The Legend of Sword and Fairy series games are produced by Daewoo Information (softstar) in Baodao, and the producer of Sword and Fairy One is Yao Zhuangxian, the founder of modern computer games in China. "Legend of Sword and Fairy" began production in the early 1990s. At that time, most people born in the 1980s were still playing pinball, and most people born in the 1990s were still gestating in a mysterious space. At this time, Yao Dada was just like us, in his 20s and had just entered social work. What is the best characteristic of a man of this age? High-spirited? Brother, are you very energetic? Proud of the spring breeze? Are you very proud of your Sao Nian? So I shamelessly thought of myself to speculate on my state of mind at this time. This worldthis worldthis world is the world of middle-aged and elderly people! When we have not reached middle age, we only have a life of being ravaged. Therefore, any young person will subconsciously have an unspeakable resentment towards middle-aged people. They pick up horses ten years younger than themselves, who are our classmates, so we can only pick up horses ten years younger than ourselves. They drive cars, and we ride bicycles; they live in serviced apartments, and we live in pigeon cages; they are leaders, and we are younger brothers Faced with such a powerful middle-aged boss group, we can only choose to endure it, turn our grief into motivation, target our little sisters who are ten years younger than ourselves, and wait for them to turn 16 while working hard. When they are 16 years old, humph, we will be the boss, the middle-aged boss. What? The young man under my command? Let y understand what life is. This hatred lasts forever. This is the reason why the villains in Fairy Sword No. 1 are all middle-aged bearded men from beginning to end. Perhaps that was the incarnation of Yao Dada¡¯s leadership back then. Of course, maybe there¡¯s more to the story than that. It is said that the script of Xianyi was written by Yao Dada just after he fell in love. The public version of the reason for falling out of love is because of being busy with work. As for the folk versionOkay, I'll shut up. In short, through the psychological analysis of Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Van Gogh and Cezanne, I fully explained why the enemies are all middle-aged bearded men. According to incomplete statistics, among the humanoid enemies in "Legend of Sword and Fairy One", middle-aged bearded men account for 80%, and the rest are middle-aged fat men, middle-aged thin men and middle-aged bearded men. Of course, we have to thank the middle-aged bearded men. Without resentment towards them, DaDa would not have been able to write such a tragic script. We also have to thank the beautiful woman who left DaDa. Without her, we would not have been able to play such a classic game. . At the same time, I wish you a happy marriage and a happy family. Having said so much, it is nothing more than to make everyone happy and gain knowledge by the way. Don¡¯t laugh, this is also knowledge. ??Okay, let¡¯s not talk nonsense. Fortunately, this is the public version. If you are lucky enough to enter v, you will never be so flooded, so don¡¯t worry. (Of course, if you like this type of water injection, you can mention it in the book review area. I am full of water.) Back to the main story, I just described the second of the three forms of the Black Miao people. The following is the description of the enemy¡ª¡ª The leader of the Miao people is a dark-faced man who hides his body in his clothes. Nonsense, who doesn¡¯t hide their body in clothes? But what I want to say is that the word "hidden" is used very well. No one knows how fat this guy is. In short, he is two times taller than ordinary people, but the size of his head is the same as that of ordinary people. He has a kind of obesity. The feeling of Xiaotou¡¯s father. He was sharpening his knives and going to the island happily, bringing dozens of brothers to the island, thinking that he could easily rob Zhao Ling'er But the scene in front of me is very strange. A seemingly powerful guy stood at the exit of the maze, holding a mountain-splitting ax behind his head. He was breathing evenly and unhurriedly. He only left a dark back in the moonlight. ¡°Boss, didn¡¯t you say there are only women on the island?¡± The man with a mustache in sportswear approached and asked. "Don't panic." The leader of Hei Miao waved his sword, pointed at Fang Xian and asked loudly, "Who is coming!" Soon, the mysterious man¡¯sThe voice came back¡ª¡ª "Little devil, you have to distinguish who is here and who is the master." Hei Miao was stunned for a moment and swung the knife again. "Who is the master!" After saying this, the Heimiao man felt as if he had suffered a loss, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong. The mysterious man¡¯s voice came again¡ª¡ª "Haha, I'm actually just a visitor." "Push" The Miao leader sprayed an unknown substance from his mouth. ¡°Boss, what¡¯s wrong with you?¡± The middle-aged man in the snow hat came closer and asked. "It's okay I just remembered some past events in school. You know I hate cultural classes the most." The leader of the Black Miao people did not dare to underestimate the mysterious man. He stood guard here with an ax in the middle of the night, as if he had expected everything. , it¡¯s really weird. However, no matter how weird it is, he still has to go to the island to kidnap Zhao Ling'er, otherwise he will be useless for the rest of his life. The leader of the Black Miao people had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue talking nonsense, "No matter who you are and what you mean here, we are going to the island tonight." . I hope you know how to be precise, I ask you to get out of the way now, otherwise, it will be my knife that asks you to get out of the way." The mysterious man answered him with three long laughs. "Hahaha¡ª¡ª" Then, the black shadow floated away, leaving behind a bunch of dumbfounded middle-aged people. Sportswear: "Boss, what do you say?" The Black Miao man put his head on his chin and thought: "Don't be impatient for a moment, let me think about it." Snow Hat: ¡°Boss, IQ doesn¡¯t seem to be our strong point.¡± The Hei Miao man was convinced and waved his knife with great force for the nth time: "I just don't think it's right! I'm thinking too much, I'm thinking too much, we just go in with the knife raised, this is the style of our brothers! " On the other side of the peach garden, Fang Xian is in a semi-collapsed state. He knows that pretending to be a mysterious man cannot deceive these guys, just like the target of Zhuge Liang's empty city plan was not Xu Chu. "Damn it, why haven't we arrived yet?" Fang Xian gasped and ran towards the inner bridge of Shuiyue Palace with all his might. The plan was for Bai Miao, Grandma, Uncle Ding, Ling'er and others to fight at the entrance of the maze. The magnificent scene of the Black Miao people, but why Ling'er has been away for so long and still can't come, neither can he leave nor stay, so he has to wait for a while. Now he has no choice but to retreat to the second line of defense. Fortunately, I finally saw the team of Bai Miao girls at the Shuiyue Palace Bridge. "Every team is in position!" Fang Xian shouted, transformed into a mysterious man again, and stopped at the bridge with an axe, preparing to face the middle-aged team, "Are everyone here?" Shuiyue looked around: "Three people are missing." "No problem, just those three." Fang Xian groaned. It seems that the management here is not easy. There are disobedient children everywhere. "Tell me their names. I will beat them after killing the enemy." butt." Shuiyue was frightened for a moment, and then reported the names of these three people¡ª¡ª "Grandma, Ding Daxia, Zhao Ling'er." "flutter¡­¡­" {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 019 Boy, you are on fire Shuiyue reported the names of these three people¡ª¡ª "Grandma, Ding Daxia, Zhao Ling'er." "Fuck" Fang Xian's state changed from a mysterious person to a collapsed person, "What are you doing?! How can we fight without them?" Shui Yue reported truthfully: "It's like this. Today, Grandma and that Ding Daxia are tired After a day of hard work, Ding Daxia suddenly suffered from waist disease and it is difficult to even walk. Grandma and Sister Ling'er are taking care of him." "Push" Fang Xian sprayed again. If I remember correctly, this was his seventh spray in 24 hours. When spraying becomes a habit, it becomes less painful. Fang Xian turned around and cursed angrily: "The old guy's brain is dead as a sperm, so why are you bringing two combat units to take care of him? Go and ask grandma and Ling'er to come over and help in the battle" Fang was halfway through his chat when he saw Ling'er and grandma walking towards Uncle Ding on their hands. "No need to scream, I have the final say on my territory." Uncle Ding covered his waist. Although he looked in pain, he still retained some momentum on his face. "This is my Tintin Bear" Grandma supported Uncle Ding with admiration on her face. Fang Xian hugged his head and cursed: "Don't you feel the sense of urgency and crisis?!" ¡¾Pause, why didn't you spray this time? When you hear Tintin Bear, you should pounce. ¡¿ "Go away, when did you learn to complain? Thank you for your character." ¡¾God is always watching you, my child, godfather! \(><)/¡¿ After the short pause, Uncle Ding shook his head and tapped his waist. "Hey I'm still old, this won't work anymore" But Uncle Ding quickly shook off his sadness, "The future belongs to young people - my territory will be protected by my virtuous son-in-law." "Zhang Yue, do you know what it feels like when you want to curse someone and your mind goes blank?" "Dear son-in-law, don't panic. When I teach you my Ding family's martial arts, I will make sure you crush those bastards." Uncle Ding said, pushing Ling'er and grandma away, and began to gather his energy. Fang Xian pointed to the torch in the hands of the Black Miao people not far away: "Zhang Yue, the enemy is less than a hundred meters away from us. You said you want to teach me the Ding family's martial arts. Are you talking about this life or the next life?" "Don't be impatient. Just be careful. I'll teach you the Ding family's Mountain Splitting Palm first -" After Uncle Ding finished speaking, he slowly handed out a palm, and the old waist flashed over again, "Ouch" ¡¾Tips: You have mastered the full set of Ding family martial arts exercises and learned the palm technique of "chopping dry firewood easily and effortlessly with bare hands". Other exercises will be learned by yourself as your practice improves. ¡¿ "Although I am used to this way of learning martial arts, but" Fang Xian raised his head and cursed, "You are just like Hiyori, uncle, what are the names of these moves!" After finishing the trough, Fang Xian looked at his grandma: "Senior grandma, can you still fight with your remaining strength?" Grandma said shyly: "Of course, my energy tank is about to burst." "May I ask grandma what spells she knows so that I can arrange tactics? Please speak faster and don't have so many expressions. The Black Miao people are about to kill you." Ling'er interjected happily: "Grandma is so amazing! She can change 72 times!" "Oh?!" Fang Xian was overjoyed, as good news finally appeared, "Can it change into something powerful? A rhinoceros, elephant, fire phoenix?" Linger smiled and said: "Grandma is much more powerful than this. She can become a 70-year-old grandma, a 60-year-old grandma, a 50-year-old grandma, a 49-year-old grandma" "" Fang Xian thought about it for a moment, it was too frustrating not to "pounce" at this time. "flutter¡­¡­" The middle-aged black Miao people are still killing here, and they have already run 100 meters for two minutes. The old man still has some conscience, so he helps Fang Xian and gives him more time to prepare. Fang Xian had sprayed everything he should have sprayed. Knowing that he could not count on the old couple in this battle, he pulled Ling'er over and said in a deep voice: "Ling'er, we still have to rely on ourselves at the critical moment." Ling'er nodded and smiled, still without the slightest sense of crisis: "Well! Brother Xian, tell me, how should we fight?" "What spells do you know now?" "Let me think about it" Zhao Ling'er put her fingers on her chin, her face full of innocence, "Basic five-element single-target attack skills - [Wind Curse], [Fire Curse], [Thunder Curse], [Earth Curse], [Ice Curse] Curse]; basic healing technique [Guanyin Curse]; basic negative status resolving technique [Bing Xin Jue], that¡¯s it.¡± "How long can your spiritual power last?" "Brother Xian, don't worry. We have prepared all the elixirs. Brother Xian can be my unlimited mana." "Hmm" Fang Xian thought about it again, then asked, "I remember you have a move called [Dream Snake], butTransform into snake form, greatly increasing combat power. " "Ah I don't want you to know" Zhao Ling'er pinched the corner of her clothes, "Changing into a snake will burst the clothes, which is not good-looking" "Wrap it up as much as possible, for the sake of Miao medical skillsoh no, for the sisters of Shuiyue Palace." "Okay! Brother Xian will change if he doesn't dislike me!" After saying that, Ling'er untied the seal, her body changed violently, her feet turned into snake bodies, her upper body was still in human form, her figure suddenly became much taller, the two previously tied braids also fell apart, her long hair was flying, and she looked like a witch. The momentum of coming into the world. "Wait" Fang Xian quickly took out a fishing net from his bag and wrapped it around Zhao Ling'er's upper body, barely covering the key parts, and ordered, "Remember, wrap the fishing net before transforming in the future. If others see you, you will suffer. I suffer even more." Zhao Ling'er clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Brother Xian is so small-minded." Fang Xian shook his head and sighed. There was no way he could make this innocent girl feel in danger. "Grandma, help Tintin Bear go back to rest, and leave this place to us." ¡¾oh? You also called him Tintin Bear. I think this is a good name. ¡¿ Grandma and Uncle Ding had done everything they should do, and there was nothing they could do anymore, but they didn¡¯t want to just go back, so they sat on the sidelines and watched the battle. Fang Xian is in front and Ling'er is behind, standing in the middle of the bridge, resolutely defending. Fortunately, the bridge is very narrow and can only accommodate two people. According to the setting, the Black Miao people do not dare to cross from the water next to it. The fighting mechanism of Fairy Sword will not lead to exaggerated siege situations. Besides, these middle-aged people are just middle-aged people who are not in the mainstream. Their strength is not exaggerated. Full state Zhang Si + Dream Snake state Zhao Ling'er + Milk Dali mm Team +Flanking Auxiliary MM Team+Secret Weapon Team+Dintin Bear Rabbit Rabbit Cheerleader In short, it is still capable of fighting, as long as the milk can survive. "Shuiyue, lead the No. 1 team to guard on both sides to assist us in the battle. Tianlan, lead the No. 2 team to guard behind us, ready for treatment and support at any time. Actor A, prepare the secret weapon and wait for my order." "yes." "yes." "yes." Fang Xian holds the mountain ax tightly in his right hand and Zhao Ling'er in his left hand. ¡°Can¡¯t lose!¡± ¡¾Young man, you are on fire. ¡¿ "roll." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume One: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 020 The Legendary Gu Technique After everything was prepared, the middle-aged team finally arrived in time. Fat TouTou has already realized that he shouldn¡¯t think so much. Just slash with a knife is the true meaning of life. So he swung his sword for the fourth time, with a ferocious expression on his face: "Brothers! Come on! Just leave Zhao Ling'er alive!" The stupid and ruthless mood of the Black Miao people was finally fully aroused by the leader. Several people in snow hats and sportswear crowded at the bridge entrance, waving swords and spears and moving forward to kill. Fang Xian and Zhao Ling'er have already gathered their energy and are just waiting to start the battle. "Linger, full firepower!" "Um!" Fang Xian clasped his palms together, raised them above his head, concentrated all his energy on the palms, and then used all his strength to chop down hard - it was exactly that move [chopping dry firewood easily and effortlessly with bare hands]. I saw an invisible palm energy pouring out The palms are extremely long, at least fifteen or six centimeters. Fang Xian looked back and cursed angrily with tears in his eyes: "What kind of bad move are you doing! How about hitting a bird with a height of 15 or 6 centimeters?" Uncle Ding nodded, and expressed his full affirmation with the other person's leisurely posture: "This move is originally used for chopping firewood. This is just the introduction to my Ding family's martial arts. You have to chop 99x99, a total of 9801 pieces of firewood, and then your palm skills can be greatly improved. You can learn the second form of the Ding family's palm technique" While he was talking, Zhao Ling'er had also released an ice spell. Normally speaking, the range of the ice spell at this stage should be very small, and it could only attack an attack range as large as one person. However, Zhao Ling'er's mana in the dream snake state increased greatly, making this ice spell The spell's attack range and attack power are greatly improved. The crystal clear snowflakes are actually extremely hard and cold, like thousands of hidden weapons shooting at each other. They brushed past the two sportswear in the front row. The dream snake was in a powerful state, and its original basic single-target skills turned into AOE. ? 121 damage numbers flashed on the head of each sportswear. At the same time, Fang Xian's palm energy was released first and then later, hitting the sportswear man in the front. Damage number - 1! "Push" Fang Xian held back with all his strength this time and just let out a secret snort. Spouting out wildly would be demoralizing and would not be conducive to gathering energy for the move. Although the two sportswear suffered some injuries, they still did not fall down. I saw the two mustaches shout softly, and at the same time, their figures flashed, one person with one palm, and Fang Xian was in the middle. 24,18. Fortunately, Fairy Sword was a round-based battle, which gave Fang Xian time to relax. Almost at the same time when he was injured, Yueshui from behind acted on Fang Xian with a [Qi Healing Technique], which directly restored his full physical strength. "Ling'er, second round! Don't stop!" Fang Xian's confidence increased greatly. Although the palm technique was deceptive, as long as the back row can hold back, a battle of this level can still be fought. This time Fang Xian wields the axe. A tough battle still relies on his unique skills. He waved his hands back and forth in front of him like a move in a martial arts movie, and lifted the wood-chop ax into the air with his Qi control¡ª¡ª "The art of sword control!" The big ax turned into dozens of afterimages, all of which hit the sportswear waiting for the next round of attacks. ¡¾Cause 174 points of damage¡¿ ¡°Subsequently, Zhao Ling¡¯er¡¯s second ice spell arrived, and a man in sportswear fell to the ground. "Beautiful. If the fight continues like this" Fang Xian was secretly happy in his heart, and was ready to resist the next move of Sportswear [Painless Palm]. But I saw a black sign and waved his arm¡ª¡ª "Put out the gu!" As soon as he finished speaking, the men in the two rows behind him took out dirty cans one by one with a smile and put them all into the water under the bridge. After several muffled sounds and puffs of smoke, the water began to boil gurglingly. Small cyan or red snakes emerged from the jar, sticking out their tongues and wading across the water towards the other side. "This is a pet egg?!" Fang Xian's face twitched. Is this mysterious poison a pet egg? The old man must be too lazy. At this time, he has lost most of his interest in Miao medical skills. I saw Tian Lan wielding two lancets with a calm expression: "Brother-in-law, don't panic! Our Miao people have lived in the mountains for a long time, and these little snakes can't scare us!" At the same time, the girls in the second team drew out their double swords at the same time and guarded the river bank. "Hisshiss" A green snake stuck out its tongue and landed first. I saw the sky blue figure flash, and two knife shadows suddenly appeared in the dark night. Looking at the green snake again, it had been chopped into three pieces. However, there were more snakes than people. As soon as Tianlan killed one, she fell into the red snake's trick and was bitten in the calf. "Be careful, it's poisonous!" Fang Xian shouted. Without his reminder, Shui Yue cast another [Clothing Curse] on Tian Lan, instantly detoxifying her. Fang Xian was stunned: "Second-drive?! Do you have a key to remove the debuff"   Shuiyue smiled happily and said: "We black seedlings and white seedlings are mutually reinforcing each other. We have as many antidotes as they have poisons." "But I still think you used a plug-in." Seeing that the snake attack was unsuccessful, Hei Miao issued an order again¡ª¡ª "Put it away again!" The crowd laughed sinisterly again, and dozens of "pet eggs" were thrown into the water again. After the gurgling, there was a disgusting "croaking" sound in the river, as if you had laryngitis and your throat was full of phlegm. "It's a toad!" Tianlan looked stern, "Sisters, be careful!" Fang Xian looked at them as frogs, so they must have no abilities. He was quite relieved at first, and was about to counterattack, but he saw these toads jump, and their huge and long tongues could lick out several meters away. The speed was so fast that it was difficult for the human eye to catch them. "Ah!" Tian Lan exclaimed, having been licked on the face by a certain toad, "It's so disgusting It's going to disfigure me!" "Ha-ha-ha-" the Miao leader laughed, "these poisons are specially designed to restrain you, attack the city first, attack the heart first! The tip of the toad's tongue is full of venom, if it cannot be removed in a short time , it will leave scars for life, girl, you have to think about it." ¡°Woooooooooooooo¡­¡± I saw Tian Lanzhi running towards the palace, ¡°Wash your face¡­I want to wash my face!¡± "It turns out to be Mr. Licking" Fang Xian's face trembled again, and he turned around and shouted: "Grandma, go and attract hatred!" Grandma, who was nestling in Uncle Ding¡¯s arms, was shocked when she heard this: ¡°Why me?¡± "Anyway, you will change 72, you can just change back after being disfigured." "Can¡­¡­" When hesitating, Uncle Ding finally did a good deed. He caressed his grandma¡¯s face and said softly¡ª¡ª "Rabbit, no matter what you become, you are still my rabbit, go ahead and protect our lives." When grandma heard this, she no longer hesitated at all. She jumped up and ran to the shore. "Little ones, if you have any dirty tricks, I'll take care of you." Grandma stood on the bank, raising her arms and shouting. "Quack" ¡°Crash¡­plop¡­stab, sting, sting¡­¡± All the frogs in the lake jumped together, and dozens of tongues licked grandma wildly. "Ahwell" Grandma moaned in various ways. Her physical strength gauge was as thick as a blood cow, so many hits didn't cause much damage. Fang Xian resisted vomiting and complaining, and shouted to the other girls: "Don't be stunned! Grandma has made such a big sacrifice, why don't you hurry up and chop her down!" It was only then that the girls reacted, took out their concealed weapons, and retreated 10 meters behind their grandma, with stern expressions on their faces. "Hidden weapon is your sister!" Fang Xian scolded. A certain woman shouted: "Don't get too close, you'll get licked" Dozens of toads were still licking Grandma wildly, but the girls behind Grandma couldn't catch the monster at all. They held their breath and concentrated, with serious expressions on their faces, but did nothing. Just when Fang Xian was about to scold him again, he saw that there were fewer and fewer jumping toads, and the tongue licking his grandma began to get weak. "Quack" The toad's scream sounded in the river. "Could it be" Fang Xian's face trembled again. "Hmph" Grandma's face was sticky and she looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, "Each thing comes down, and poison fights poison. Snakes can defeat frogs, frogs can defeat slugs, and slugs can defeat snakes. Don't you know the Sannin of Konoha!" "Grandma, what is your face made of?" Fang Xian asked in a trembling voice. Under the cold moonlight, I saw my grandma turning her head, her face covered with scales, and her forked tongue trembling arrogantly. Is this really a snake? "72 transforms into a 3-year-old form." Grandma murmured, and at the same time turned her head and stuck out her tongue at her Dingdingxiong. Uncle Ding hesitated for a moment, then squirted out. No matter how distorted your aesthetics is, you can¡¯t stand this anymore. Fang Xian felt a chill all over his body. Fortunately, Zhao Ling'er was not as thorough as Meng Snake. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 021 The Counterattack of Dragon Set A The corpses of countless snakes and frogs have piled up the originally shallow river into a shoal, or something like a swamp. At this time, the human body can directly rush through, but the feet will get some water. "Ant Gu opens the way, kill them!" Hei Maotou released his last trick, and at the same time he charged forward with his sword, pointing directly at Fang Xian. "Half Moon Slash!" Although Fat Tou Tou was bloated, he struck quickly. With just one swing of the sword, an unprecedentedly powerful sword energy surged out along with the sound of the wind. Fang Xian could feel that this was the strongest attack he had faced since his debut. He did not dare to resist it, but defended for a round to test his attack power first. The fierce sword energy even left a ravine on the ground. In the world of fairy swords, whether a move can leave a rift is a watershed in strength. Although Fang Xian did not feel pain, he also felt the weakness of his body. "Half Moon Slash" caused 91 points of damage to the opponent Xian and 53 points of damage to Zhao Linger. Zhang Si¡¯s physical strength: 54/145. Zhao Linger¡¯s physical strength: 105/158. Fortunately, Zhang Si, who was at the third level of cultivation, was able to withstand this killing move, but for Zhao Ling'er, who was in the dream snake state, it was just an itch. In an instant, the wet nurses equipped with brainless treatment plug-ins restored the two people's physical strength to full. Fang Xian saw that the enemy had launched a general attack. Several ants were wandering in the river, and the swamps were turned into cement. Middle-aged people began to cross the river on the bodies of the poisonous creatures. Fang Xian knew that there was no need to hold back, so he turned around and shouted: "Supporter a, let go!" At the same time, he and Zhao Ling'er's [Sword Controlling Technique] and [Fire Curse] attacked the leader of the Black Miao people one after another without any delay. The middle-aged people were about to land. Tian Lan, who had just washed her face, came back and shouted when she saw the situation. She led the sisters from the second team to bravely greet them - swords, swords, shadows, groans and roars. After only one round, the girls of Shuiyue Palace were already exposed. The situation is declining. When it comes to the skill of wielding swords and guns, the Bai Miao girls still can't compete with the middle-aged people. With their strong hands in sportswear and fierce moves in snow hats, the girls are in a hard fight. Now the nanny team really couldn¡¯t get enough milk, so they had no choice but to hold on while nursing. When they were about to collapse, they heard a rumbling sound in the distance, and even the ground beneath their feet trembled. ??I saw water roaring like a small tsunami from both ends of the river. The middle-aged people were frightened just by hearing the sound of the turbulent waves. When they turned around, they saw that there was indeed a huge amount of rapid water coming from both ends of the river. Fang Xian prayed silently¡ª¡ª The old man¡¯s character is mightyThe old man¡¯s character is mighty ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? It was but the Black Miao people, who dared to stay in the water-course, turned round and fled away. Fang Xian is overjoyed, the serial plan showtime is officially launched¡ª¡ª "A second-hand player! Pull the trap!!" The third group of surprise soldiers who had been waiting at both ends of the river for a long time heard Fang Xian's order and at the same time desperately pulled up the three trip ropes across the river. The so-called tripping rope was originally used to ambush cavalry in ancient battles. It refers to an iron rope that was originally spread on the ground and was suddenly pulled up when the cavalry passed by. Being caught off guard can cause the enemy to flip over. Of course, Shuiyue Palace did not have such professional equipment, so they had to use some ropes instead. Fortunately, the river was slippery, and the corpses of snakes and frogs were also slippery. The panicked Heimiao people were already struggling. As soon as the three tripping ropes were released, the middle-aged people fell into the river like dominoes. "Tian Lan! To add insult to injury, Shui Yue will help. Only two wet nurses will be left here!" Upon hearing this, Shui Yue led the sisters who knew some offensive magic skills to spread out and launch an offensive towards the Black Miao people who fell to the ground and begged for mercy in the river. At the same time, the Sky Blue team first threw the willow leaves in their hands at the enemy, and then Pick up the prepared stone and start smashing it. Hei Maotou looked at the miserable condition of his companions and listened to the sound of roaring water, feeling both cold and angry in his heart. ?According to his personality, he cannot beg for mercy. "I'll fight with you!!!" Hei Maotou shouted, and struck another half-moon slash. However, his attack power is over like this. As long as the nanny behind Fang Xian has real energy, he will never be able to kill Fang Xian. Besides, even if Fang Xian is killed, it will only be a fake death and he can still be resurrected. Only the battle will be completely lost. Only then does it count as gameover. So, here is Fang Xian, Zhao Ling'er and the leader of the Black Miao people going back and forth. After a few rounds, the strength and vitality of the leader of the Black Miao people are gradually declining. Almost invincible. In the river, it is a tragic scene. ??The water washed away the bodies of the Black Miao people, and all kinds of ghosts and wolves howled miserably.??, the flood also washed away the corpses of the poisonous people at the bottom of the river, making it slippery. Middle-aged people would almost fall down as soon as they stood. What's more, in the dark, the three trip ropes under their feet were enough to make it difficult for them to move. Over there, Shuiyue and Tianlan led the team to add insult to injury, and the cruelty of their methods was simply outrageous. Even the sewer buckets and excrement buckets from Shuiyue Palace were used. In the battle on the bridge, after a few rounds, Fat Tou Tou showed signs of decline. With the help of the small pill Shui Yue gave him, Fang Xian was close to the level of infinite infuriating energy, and he finished one ax after another. In the final scene, a line of black blood streaked across the corner of the mouth of the leader of the Black Miao people. His face was full of unwillingness, and he barely supported his body with his sword, and he still had his last breath. As for the other Hei Miao people, they either fell in the river, or were lucky enough to crawl back to the shore, and then they were frothing at the mouth and dying. "Withdraw!" Hei Maotou knew that he would be defeated if he continued to fight. He waved his big arm, took the lead, turned around and ran away. "He finally took the lead for once." Fang Xian chased after him calmly while turning his ax. Ling'er urged behind him: "Brother Xian, why don't you run faster? Isn't it better to let them escape?" "It's okay, I'm using a chain plan." Fang Xian's eyes were extremely calm. "The chain plan is a link within a link. From triggering the battle to capturing the enemy alive, every step is planned." Team Shuiyue is responsible for doing some battlefield aftermath work here, while Team Sky Blue follows Fang Xian Linger in pursuit. When I slowly came to the exit of the Floating Lotus Maze, I saw the leader of the Black Miao people kneeling on the ground, holding their heads in their arms and crying. The only remaining fighting power, the Snow Hat, also lost the courage to fight again. "Brother Xian, why didn't they run away?" Ling'er asked. "What's the serial plan? When the war started, the exit of the labyrinth was destroyed by the subordinates of Dragon Sword A." Fang Xian laughed. From the beginning to the end, the word "water" was used in the battle. No matter how stupid he seemed, As long as the settings are used properly, the results will be achieved. Fang Xian led everyone behind Hei Maotou in an aggressive manner. "Kid, are you still fighting?" The leader cursed with hatred: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" Although he was exhausted, he still raised his sword and turned around to fight hard. Facing the leader who was at the end of his powerful crossbow, Zhang Si¡¯s body skills actually came to bear, and he dodged the attack slightly. Ling'er recited a curse, and was about to hit him back with a [Fire Curse], but was stopped by Fang Xian. ********************************* Recently, I discovered a problem that some book friends also raised, that is, the proportion of game scenes is too large. I already have a solution to this problem in my mind. There will be surprises after the story of Sword and Fairy. I hope everyone can stay calm. I¡¯ve got some mushrooms for you. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 022 Young man, you can kill decisively Fang Xian's face was full of compassion and integrity: "Ling'er, black and white seedlings are of the same kind, and there is no distinction between good and evil. What happened this time was only caused by your father's eagerness for his daughter and his cruel method of worshiping the moon. From a fundamental point of view, we No one wants to kill anyone.¡± Fang Xian turned to look at Hei Maotou. Under the kind and profound expression, it seemed as if a halo appeared on his head¡ª¡ª "Are you right, my friend?" The Black Miao people froze in place, not knowing whether to fight again or surrender. Fang Xiaosheng was right. After all, they were just ordered to pick up Zhao Ling'er. If everyone in Shuiyue Palace didn't resist, everyone could come and leave happily. Seeing his hesitation, Fang Xian continued to add insult to injury: "Can you tell who is the host and who is the guest now?" The black sign started to grow for a while, and the mysterious man started to play mysterious again. He murmured: "Master" Fang Xian struck while the iron was hot: "Friend, you and I have no grievances. If you are willing to be my guest, my people can put down their butcher knives and entertain you well. In addition, I will set off tomorrow to take Ling'er to visit Wu in person. Old man Wang, your mission has been completed." "Seriously?!" The Miao leader, whose intelligence was only 60 points, finally relaxed, and a glimmer of hope appeared on his dead face. "Seriously." "Okay! Stop fighting! You are the host! I am the guest!" At the same time, the scene was frozen, obviously the old man took the initiative to pause. ¡¾Congratulations! A big win. ¡¿ "Reward, reward!" ¡¾Don't be anxious, take your time. ¡¿ ¡¾In this battle, Zhang Si and Zhao Ling'er each gained 285 experience points and 300 coins. ¡¿ ¡¾Fang Xian (Zhang Si)¡¿ ¡¾Experience: 15/195¡¿ ¡¾Practice: 6¡¿ ¡¾Stamina: 190¡¿ ¡¾Infuriating: 125¡¿ ¡¾Martial Arts: 56¡¿ ¡¾Spiritual power: 35¡¿ ¡¾Defense: 50¡¿ ¡¾Shenfa: 43¡¿ ¡¾Lucky Luck: 72¡¿ ¡¾Learned: Tiangang War Qi (Shushan faction buff, increases normal attack strength within 7 rounds)¡¿ ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª ¡¾Zhao Ling'er¡¿ ¡¾Experience: 5/245¡¿ ¡¾Practice: 7¡¿ ¡¾Stamina: 205¡¿ ¡¾Infuriating: 185¡¿ ¡¾Martial Arts: 46¡¿ ¡¾Spiritual power: 62¡¿ ¡¾Defense: 43¡¿ ¡¾Shenfa: 48¡¿ ¡¾Lucky Luck: 35¡¿ ¡¾Acquisition: Purification Mantra (detoxification, paralysis, etc.)¡¿ ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª ¡¾Complete the mission successfully - Defend Shuiyue Palace¡¿ ¡¾Reward: Miao medical skills. ¡¿ ¡¾No casualties among the Bai Miao people: a special reward of a Gu dish. ¡¿ ¡¾All black Miao people died or were captured: ten Gu Miao will be rewarded. ¡¿ ¡¾Capture the Black Miao leader alive: Reward a copy of "Basics of Dark Gu Technique". ¡¿ "It's great, it's not easy, butyour Miao medical Gu skills are unreliable! Are you the one who makes pet eggs?" "That's not a pet egg, it's a real voodoo, but it's just a relatively basic summoning voodoo. ¡¿ "Oh? Are you very knowledgeable?" "Of course, I have done my homework in this regard, and it will definitely be useful for you to get the real things back. ¡¿ "Okay, tell me, I'm curious." ¡¾First, let¡¯s talk about Miao medicine. You don¡¯t know much about Miao medicine. Let me start with Chinese and Western medicine. The so-called traditional Chinese medicine is about listening, hearing, asking and prescribing the right medicine. It is a kind of empirical medicine, which is correct most of the time, but occasionally there will be some flaws. Its treatment method is mainly based on recuperation. Originally, imbalances in various aspects of the body caused the disease. After Take care of yourself and make everything harmonious, and the disease will be cured. This is what it means. ¡¿ "That's right, Chinese medicine has become very popular in recent years. Have you ever gone to the starting point? Nowadays, urban literature is all about officialdom + Chinese medicine. It's amazing. Why don't you give me Chinese medicine?" [I also read Qidian. The description of traditional Chinese medicine is exaggerated. A few decades-old illnesses can be cured by just a few injections, or a heart disease can be cured by rubbing it twice and prescribing two medicines. This is too ridiculous and unscientific. ¡¿ "You still talk about science? Is anything I'm doing now scientific?!" "You can ignore science in this god's world, but this god cannot let you bring unscientific things back to reality. That belongs to Ye Ge and the others."??, they will be unhappy. ¡¿ "According to what you say, Chinese medicine is not effective?" "It's awesome, why not?" But it won¡¯t work if you use it. ¡¿ "why!" ¡¾First of all, the treatment process of traditional Chinese medicine is slow. A course of treatment can take as little as three to five months or as long as decades. It is difficult for you to show your strength quickly. Secondly, Chinese medicine is empirical medicine. No one will believe you because of your conduct. Do you have a degree from a university of Chinese medicine? Do you have a family history of Chinese medicine? So in this case, even if you meet Brother Tao on the street who is ill, he will not give you a chance to treat him. Even if you treat him, he will not recover quickly, understand? ¡¿ "Okay, you continue." ¡¾Let¡¯s talk about Western medicine. Western medicine is very scientific. It is based on a clinical practice system and follows the Western way of thinking, including research, assumptions, experiments, conclusions, etc. But it¡¯s not for you either. ¡¿ "Don't have a diploma?" ¡¾This is one aspect, the key is that you have no social connections. Modern Western medicine theories are open to the public. The gap between hospitals is nothing more than doctor experience, hardware strength, reputation, etc. The theoretical gap between so-called famous doctors and ordinary doctors is not that big. Unless they are extremely experienced surgeons, they can How many experts are there? So if you want to be successful in Western medicine, you need years and reputation. You must have the connections to get into a good hospital to practice surgery, or you can open your own clinic. You have no chance of doing either. Do you want me to continue? ¡¿ "Forget it, I suddenly realized that you are so considerate" ¡¾Finally, let¡¯s talk about Miao medicine. Miao medicine has many similarities with traditional Chinese medicine, but generally speaking, the theoretical system is not as complete as traditional Chinese medicine. ¡¿ "" ¡¾Don¡¯t worry, Miao doctors are very interesting! It believes that the source of disease is poison, and all disease sources can be described as wind, fire, thunder, lightning, earth poison, and their treatment method is to fight poison with poison. ¡¿ "Is this to save people or kill people" "Of course, there will be medical accidents occasionally. It depends on your luck and experience. Miao medicine is a good thing, so go back and use it." ¡¿ "Is this the end? Is this the end? Am I an old Miao doctor?" ¡¾Well, go back and figure it out for yourself, the story is still going on, I've been nagging for too long. ¡¿ "Wait, I have something to ask - in this world, if you kill the game characters, they will die? Isn't this too cruel?" ¡¾I am very kind-hearted. When someone's physical strength drops to 0 and is confirmed to be dead, I will recycle them and rearrange their identity, so you can kill decisively. ¡¿ "A setting with love is rare." ******************************************* In the past two weeks, the collection of books has been growing steadily, but occasionally there has been a slight decline. Friends who are not good at reading, please complain in the book review area. I am very careful. We in the service industry have to absorb opinions and provide you with more mushrooms. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 023 Goodbye, Brother-in-law The timeout ended and Fang Xian had to switch emotions. In front of him were the leader of the Black Miao people shouting "Master" and a middle-aged subordinate. Next to him are Zhao Ling'er and the girls of the Sky Blue Team. "Master, master, what's wrong with you? Didn't you agree to show your kindness to the landlord?" The fat man raised his hand and shook it. "Oh, that's right." Fang Xian laughed and raised his axe, and struck it down with a simple and rough blow, "The friendship of the landlord is a must. A group of middle-aged people broke into my fairyland Shuiyue Palace and snatched my sister. If you don't chop it down, Sorry for yourselves." The fat man¡¯s smile froze, and he fell to the ground with a sound, not even a drop of blood was left. After all, Fairy Sword is a game for all ages, and seeing blood would not be good. ¡°Then, just as the old man said, the Miao leader disappeared in perfect harmony. Zhao Ling'er understood instantly and used a fire spell to remove the sportswear at the back. Back at Qiaotou, Shuiyue and others have almost cleaned up the place, and actor A is also back to help. "Well done, Actor A!" Fang Xian patted Actor A on the shoulder. Because the supporting actor A is a supporting actor, his face is very rough, but on the contrary, it is easy for people to remember. He is a quite outstanding character! "Thank you for the compliment, brother-in-law." Actor A lowered his head to show his goodwill, and said with a smile, "It's all arranged by brother-in-law." Fang Xian then remembered that Tian Lan seemed to have called him brother-in-law just now, and that he seemed to have many sisters-in-law suddenly appearing. It's no wonder that if these girls call Fang Xian "gongzi" or "master", it would be awkward. They might as well just call Fang Xian brother-in-law together, even if one of the girls is older than Zhao Ling'er. He will call Fang Xian brother-in-law to show respect. I would like to insert a blank here to explain how the "tsunami" is generated. In fact, the reason is extremely simple. Just like a dam, Long Tao A led people to intercept the water at both ends of the river, and then transferred the water in the river to the lake outside, so that the water in the river was only shallow, preventing the Black Miao people from crossing the river directly, but at the same time seducing They crossed the river. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? According to statistics, 15 of the 53 black Miao people who came to attack died, and the rest were in a coma. "Ling'er, let's upgrade together!" Fang Xian raised his ax with a smile. There is no blood or guilt in doing this in the game. Anyway, these middle-aged people will be reborn in the same attitude in other places. Continue to be a wandering boy or something. "It's a pity that harvesting these things gave me too little experience, and Fang Xian still couldn't upgrade even though he was weak. But it doesn¡¯t matter, this hidden battle has given Fang Xian enough benefits. Compared with it, Brother Xiaoyao is already a minor character. In the evening, there was a big banquet in the hall of Shuiyue Palace. On the one hand, they celebrated the victory of the war and on the other hand, they celebrated grandma's finding true love. Grandma and Uncle Ding took the main seats, followed by Fang Xianling'er, which was quite comfortable. It¡¯s just that the dishes served here are all vegetarian dishes such as cabbage and tofu, and the only drinks available are spring water and not a drop of wine. "Have you grown up eating this for so many years?" Fang Xian asked, pointing to the green onion tofu in front of him. "Well, it's all tasteless!" Ling'er stuck out her tongue, "Let's go out to eat Malatang." "Don't worry, let's finish taking care of things here." Fang Xian casually picked up a chopstick of tofu with green onions, without any appreciation for its taste. As the small white tofu entered his mouth, Fang Xian's expression changed from calm to unsentimental, from tired to excited. Fang Xian tasted the stuff in his mouth over and over again. This stuff was very weird. It had the taste of tofu and the texture of pudding. It was soft and smooth, and even had a very light sweetness. Even cream in reality was very delicious. It's hard to taste like this. ¡°Is this really tofu!?¡± "Yeah, I'm tired of eating already." Zhao Ling'er picked up a chopstick and took a bite with an extremely dull expression. Fang Xian quickly picked up another chopstick and patted the cucumber. "Hmm" The taste of cucumbers is not as amazing as tofu, but it is much more delicious than reality. It is full of water and has a natural taste, not as dry and crushed as real cucumbers. ? ? Continuing, side dishes such as celery, yuba, and peanuts all taste amazing. The table full of people watched blankly as Fang Xian climbed onto the table and tasted every dish. "Xiang Xian, I know you are hungry, but there is no need to be like this." Uncle Ding coughed. In his eyes, Fang Xian was half his son. This behavior was obviously a bit shameful. "Don't talk." Fang Xian closed his eyes, raised a glass and rinsed his mouth, and continued to contemplate the food. When he has touched every dishAfter a while, he returned to his original position, and then looked at Zhao Ling'er with tears in his eyes. "Ling'erthis is called food!!" "No, I think Malatang is delicious." "You don't understand." Fang Xian shook his head, "The dishes there are very heavy, and a huge amount of seasonings are often used to cover up the shortcomings of the ingredients. But here, on the contrary, the seasonings are very light, and the food is original and natural. " "Oh" Zhao Ling'er pretended to think about it, "But Malatang is still more delicious." "Okay, let's talk about this later." Fang Xian was separated from the world of food. He was full anyway, so he might as well explain the matter quickly and take Zhao Ling'er out to eat Malatang. Fang Xian first explained to his grandma: "Grandma, you have also seen that Ling'er and I have the ability to protect ourselves. I want to take her to Miao territory to find the whereabouts of the Witch Queen. Please show your support." Grandma thought about it In fact, there is no need to think about it at all. According to her character setting, it is necessary to let Ling'er go, but in the original work, she was only let go when she was dying. "Actually, I was really reluctant to let Ling'er go, but fortunately there is Tintin Bear now, so I'm not afraid anymore." I saw my grandma leaning into Uncle Ding's arms, feeling that she had nothing to ask for in this life. Uncle Ding sensed something was wrong in his words: "My dear son-in-law, I have no problem with you having three wives and four concubines, but you said you want to go to Miao territory?" "That's right." Fang Xian nodded apologetically, "Senior, you also know the truth of love between two people. I am with Ling'er, and there is no room for others in my heart. You don't want Xianglan Xiulan to suffer with me. Right." "That's right!" Uncle Ding was a little angry, "Should we let them follow Butcher Zheng?" "No need, Li Xiaoyao is still alive." Fang Xian unleashed his trump card. "Seriously?!" Uncle Ding was indeed tricked. Sure enough, brother Xiaoyao will always be ranked in front of Zhang Si. "It's absolutely true." Fang Xian stood up and said, "A man should consider the world as his home. I, Zhang Si, also want to go out and have a try. I hope my seniors will make it happen." Uncle Ding sighed and pretended to be sorry - but he was actually pretending. Xiaoyao was still alive. Who would marry his daughter to Zhang Si? Her face was too square. "In this case, I, Old Ding, won't keep you here anymore. Young man, it's time to go out and make a career." Uncle Ding turned his head, and then he remembered that Zhang Si seemed to have taken a lot of advantage from him, and suddenly felt that just letting him do this He was very unhappy when he left, "It's better than this! Since you have learned my Ding family's kung fu, you might as well make me your adoptive father. This way I, Old Ding, will be happy." "Go and play with your eggs." Fang Xian held his nose and pulled Ling'er out. "You!!!" Uncle Ding was furious at the scolding. He suddenly jumped up and moved to his waist, "Youyou" "What are you doing?" Fang Xian complained as he walked out. No one dared to stop him now that he was so powerful, "I will help you arrange a marriage between your daughter and Xiaoyao; I will help you find an old lover to live a happy life; I will help you fight. What else do you want? See you later." Uncle Ding was right to follow these words, but at least he was insulted by the junior, and he felt a little embarrassed about it. But grandma suddenly became very sensible at this time, and helped Uncle Ding to sit back on the chair: "Young people are very energetic, Ding Dingxiong, you were not afraid of anything at that time." "That's right, haha!" Uncle Ding followed the words and walked down the steps, showing his magnanimous manly side. Zhao Ling'er was a little reluctant to say goodbye to her sisters. In order to stifle this emotion, Fang Xian forbade her to look back. Finally, Fang Xian pulled Zhao Ling'er out of the palace, and a deafening female voice came from behind - "Goodbye, brother-in-law!" "Fuckdo you have to end with such a shocking line?" Fang Xian finally snorted, and then summoned the old man. ¡¾What's the matter? ¡¿ "Ask a question about food. Why is the food here so delicious?" ¡¾Southern Song Dynasty flavor, 100% restored. ¡¿ "Really? Is this what happened in the Southern Song Dynasty?" "Of course, there were no chemical fertilizers, pesticides, or genetically modified foods at that time. It was all natural. This is the original taste of food. ¡¿ ¡°But in the real world, when I eat those so-called pure natural ingredients, they don¡¯t taste so good, do they?¡± ¡¾Nonsense, the earth has been extremely polluted for more than a thousand years. What kind of food is related to climate, soil, water, mood, etc. ¡¿ "Feeling?" "Yes, plants also have moods. If you make them happy, they will be delicious. ¡¿ "That's itthen is there any way for me to take two beads back and try to plant them?" ?¡¾No, because there are no rapeseeds among the items you can choose to bring back to the real world. ¡¿ "Why¡­¡­" ¡¾Don¡¯t be discouraged, young man, have you ever played "Ranch Story" - growing vegetables, raising cattle, mining, fishing and picking up cute girls? ¡¿ "!!!!go on!" ¡¾No more talking, you can play the game first and then we can talk. ¡¿ "" After saving the disk, Fang Xian pulled Zhao Ling'er back to reality. Fang Xian turned his head and found that the memory of the Miao doctor who had been trapped had indeed been imprinted in his mind. He seemed to be a mysterious old Miao doctor. "Well um oh! This! It's very naughty!" Fang Xian held his chin and thought about the Miao doctor's skills, and he admired them in every way. This medical skill is simply a mixture of clinical medicine and empirical medicine. "Brother Xian, what's wrong with you?" Ling'er asked. "I seem to be an old Miao doctor. If you get sick in the future, just ask me." Fang Xian smiled and lowered his head to sort out the trophies. 10 Gu seedlings were sealed in a bag. A small black jar must be a Gu vessel. Of course, there is also a This "Introduction Manual to Dark Poison". Ling'er was surprised when he came over and saw these: "These are my Bai Miao's Gu seedlings and Gu dishes. I have never seen them before!" And when she saw the manual, she showed disdain: "It's so disgusting Dark Gu is the most disgusting thing." Fang Xian is not in a hurry to get rid of these things, he just puts them away first and thinks about them later when he has time. It was still the same night at this time. Although I spent a long time in the game, in reality it was only less than an hour. Ling'er rubbed her eyes: "I'm so sleepy." "It seems that the mental time in the game is still 1:1, and I should be tired after playing for so long." Fang Xian stood up and touched the sheets, which were still damp. "Ling'er, just go to sleep, no need for sheets." "Um" Linger plopped onto the bed and began to undress and take off his belt. "" "You hate it, don't look at it." ¡°We are already married, so what can¡¯t we watch?¡± ¡°¡­People are not used to it yet.¡± "Then let me get used to it." Fang Xian pounced on the hungry tiger again and pushed it away. ???????????????? The improvement of cultivation in the game has had some subtle influence on Fang Xian. The former otaku can at least become a tough guy in bed. "Plopwowhey hey hey hey hey" The insomniac man in the next room shed two lines of tears: "10534 sheep 10535 sheep" (Spoiler alert, the specific and systematic impact will be reflected in the form of fuzzy data after completing the Fairy Sword game.) {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 024 The Friend Next Door The next morning, Fang Xian opened his eyes and stretched himself. He was lying on the big bed with the beauty beside him. It was the second day of the annual vacation and he was extremely leisurely. Ling'er still slept like a kitten, dreaming about things like "meatballs" and "konjac shreds" from time to time. Fang Xian stretched out a huge stretch. He slept better this time than the day before. Spending a huge amount of money to enjoy the annual vacation here was simply the most correct choice in his life. Looking up at the watch, Fang Xian saw that it was lunch time at early 11 noon, but Fang Xian couldn't bear to wake Ling'er up, so he decided to deal with other things while he was asleep. He called the hotel service center and asked the waiter to bring him a tape measure. Lifting off Ling'er's quilt ¡°She likes to sleep naked. "It must have been too much last night. After the incident, the two of them fell asleep and didn't bother to get dressed. Ever since, Fang Xian carefully measured Ling'er's height and measurements. ¡°Don¡¯t think wrongly, you are going out to buy some clothes for Ling¡¯er. Ling'er felt like she was dead asleep when she went to sleep. She didn't wake up at all. She was probably still eating those huge amounts of Malatang in her dream. After recording, Fang Xian left a note for Ling'er, simply combed his hair, put on a "cool style" casual suit, opened the door and strolled out leisurely. By coincidence, the man next door was also going out. Coincidences are inevitable. For example, last night, as long as Fang Xian didn't sleep, the man would never be able to fall asleep, so the times when both parties got up and went out were surprisingly consistent. Fang Xian knew that this guy had something to do with Lisa, so he looked at him arrogantly¡ª¡ª She has slightly curly hair, gold-rimmed glasses, thick lips and small eyes, and looks very haughty. By the way, he is a middle-aged man, and he is a middle-aged man, but this man obviously does not have enough male hormones and does not have a mustache. When the man saw the real body of the man next door, he felt resentful and curious at the same time. He stared blankly at Fang Xian, waiting for the girl from last night to follow him out so he could catch a glimpse of her beauty. "Bang." Fang Xian closed the door. The thick-lipped middle-aged man was disappointed, but he still smiled at Fang Xiandu quite gently. Fang Xian cleared his throat and tried his best to smile. Could it be that when high-end people meet, they should smile at each other whether they know each other or not? The two of them went their separate ways and met again at the elevator door. The thick-lipped middle-aged man smiled again. Fang Xian smiled again. "Haha" The middle-aged man smiled, revealing his shit-yellow teeth, "The Hilton Hotel is nothing more than that, and the basic sound insulation work is not done well." Fang Xian's face twitched. He must have been too forgetful last night. Now he finally understood why this man was laughing, but after all, he did it unethically. Anyone would be upset if he cried like a ghost in the middle of the night. . "I'm sorry to bother you." The middle-aged man waved his hand and sneered: "It's okay, it's okay. I thought everyone living here was on official business, but I didn't expect this to happen." Fang Xian frowned, this guy has to talk a lot about his feelings, but he is the one who should talk a lot at this time. Although he was not interested in Lisa's private life, it was really uncomfortable for the middle-aged man to come to her door by himself. Fang Xian straightened his collar, got into character and started pretending. It was said that after two days of playing games, his role-playing ability had made a qualitative leap. "Haha, it's not official business at all, it's all family matters. The old man lets me fly here and there, so I just have some fun." After saying this, Fang Xian raised his eyebrows arrogantly. At this time, he plays the role of a wealthy young man in a family business, running around business very gracefully, picking flowers and sniffing honey along the way. This time it was just right, and it played into the hands of the middle-aged man with thick lips. According to the middle-aged man's speculation, there is indeed a second generation living next door. The only question is why the second generation came to the Hilton's business suite to have fun. Now the truth is revealed. They are running official duties and picking up girls at the same time. Don't delay either. As a middle-aged man who has been hanging out in the society for many years, he will naturally not give up any opportunity to make friends with high-end people and expand his business scope. Although Fang Xian is just a kid in terms of age, he still has a bit of the spirit of everyone. So middle-aged people fell into the trap. He took out his business card holder very skillfully, took out one and presented it with both hands. "It's fate that we met here. I will definitely have a drink if I have the opportunity in the future." Fang Xian took the business card with disdain in his heart. According to the legend, the middle-aged group with the most profound influence in the city is nothing more than this, and the tricks are so blunt. However, after scanning the business card, Fang Xian's expression became wonderful again. LJ Group Greater China Headquarters, Administrative Director - Cui Renhao. Fang Xian expressed? is wonderful for a reason. The SS he works for is an American company with deep roots in the imperial capital, and its main business is software. ? And LJ Group is a Korean company that has only entered the mainland market in the past two years. The breakthrough point is also software. To put it simply, as a latecomer, lj is grabbing business, getting in all over the place and using any means. They treat guests, shower, give gifts and send envelopes a lot. The high rebates make their market share increase by leaps and bounds. As a US company, SS would not dare to do this. As we all know, Americans attach great importance to credibility and reputation, and would never dare to give gifts or red envelopes. If this incident occurs, it will not only affect the operations of the Greater China region, but will also be sanctioned by the country's government and spurned by the entire American people. ?????????????????????????????? But for Bangzi - the moral integrity is not a problem! So, most of the time, victory belongs to a bunch of people who use unscrupulous means and have a lower moral bottom line. Now Fang Xian was puzzled, how could Lisa have a relationship with a senior executive of a rival company? This business must have been too broad. "Ahemthe elevator is here." Cui Renhao interrupted Fang Xian's contemplation at the right time and looked at him expectantly, obviously waiting for him to exchange business cards. Fang Xian will naturally not take out his business card at this time. If his identity is revealed, it will not be fun for the guy named Cui to tell Lisa. He chose to pretend, as if he didn¡¯t know what a business card was, and walked into the elevator with a smile. "Lj, do you make software?" In the elevator, Fang Xian pretended to be stupid. The thick-lipped Korean man was very excited when he heard this. It seems that under his wise leadership, lj has already established a certain mass base in the imperial capital. "Yes, yes, we have better prices, and our technology is as good as the Americans." Fang Xian saw the sweetness on his face when he was given a candied date, so he casually said, "Okay, the old man at home is planning to do a database analysis or something. I'll ask you later." Hearing this, Cui Renhao extended his right hand excitedly: "I hope there will be an opportunity to cooperate." Fang Xian hesitated for a moment, then shook hands with him. Even if it was a stick, he couldn't be beaten to death with one blow. In this great country, etiquette is indispensable. "Are your Mandarin quite standard?" "To tell you the truth, I have been in the Imperial Capital for 10 years." "10 years? lj hadn't come to China at that time, right?" "We ancient Koreans have a saying - before the troops and horses are moved, food and grass go first." "You guys are grabbing all the folk sayings?" "Friend, you have misunderstood. This sentence was said by Kong Ming, a famous counselor in ancient Korea." "No more chatting, let's walk slowly." Fang Xian has a new understanding of Smecta's thick skin. He has gone from being angry to being numb to their behavior, and lets him play with himself. As for the inexplicable relationship between Lisa and the LJ Group, Fang Xian only thought of this for the time being. If he thought about it again, he wouldn't have any clues. After all, there was still business to do at this time¡ª¡ª Buy clothes for Linger! ! {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 025 It is virtue for a woman to have no talent As for the inexplicable relationship between Lisa and the LJ Group, Fang Xian only thought of this for the time being. If he thought about it again, he wouldn't have any clues. After all, there was still business to do at this time¡ª¡ª Buy clothes for Linger! ! With a big head and a big head, Fang Xian clutched his wallet and had a difficult choice between street stalls and shopping malls. "No matter how hard it is for my wife, I have to fight hard." Fang Xian couldn't bear to let Ling'er go out wearing 10-yuan street stall goods, so he made up his mind and walked to the shopping mall. But choosing clothes for girls is not his specialty. If the result is not good-looking, he will be sorry for the audience. Therefore, when passing by the styling center, Fang Xian thought of the bald middle-aged man. Yes, it¡¯s middle-aged people again. This is the world of middle-aged people. "Excuse me, would you like to do styling or hair." The front desk lady's smile was still as bright as ever. "I'm looking for Teacher Shao." "Do you have an appointment?" "No, just passing by to chat." "" When I saw Teacher Shao again, he was lying on the sofa and taking a nap. His peaked cap was a little crooked, which just exposed his bald head full of grease. "Teacher ShaoTeacher Shao" The lady patted him gently and helped him straighten his hat. "Huh?" Teacher Shao woke up quickly. He often took time to take naps and already liked this kind of state change. When he saw Fang Xian coming, his face immediately became full of joy, "What? You want to change your look again so soon?" "No, this time it's my girlfriend." "I remember you don't have a girlfriend." Teacher Shao stood up and put on his peaked cap. "Now that I have it, I need to pick out some clothes for me. I'm not sure. Please help me." "This" Teacher Shao showed a troubled expression, "You know, I still have a job now." "A pack of Marlboros." "Okay, Xiaohong, I'm going out to eat first and will be back soon." "" After Teacher Shao sent the lady away, he looked around and asked, "Where is your girlfriend? I have to look around before choosing clothes." "Sodo you have a computer with Internet access here?" "There is wifi here, use my mobile phone." Teacher Shao handed his copycat i-orange mobile phone to Fang Xian, "That's right, young people now have QQ photo albums and so on, but it's hard to see the figure clearly that way. Good choice.¡± "It's okay, I have a record of her height and measurements." Fang Xian clicked on the fake phone for a while, then handed it back to Teacher Shao, "She basically looks like this." Teacher Shao looked at the screen and rubbed his eyes. This is a picture of Zhao Linger in New Immortal Sword. "Are you kidding me?" Teacher Shao put away his phone, looking slightly annoyed. "No, they just look alike. I bought them, not you, so I'm afraid." So, the dubious Teacher Shao was dragged to the shopping mall again by Fang Xian. Now that he¡¯s here, Teacher Shao is still prepared to take this matter seriously. As Fang Xian said, he doesn¡¯t have to pay anyway. After Teacher Shao carefully studied Zhao Ling'er's pictures, he asked seriously: "In this case, this girl is suitable for cute and playful clothes. What kind of price can you accept?" "It should cost less than 2,000 yuan." "2000 almost enough to buy a top and skirt." "No, I'm talking about a complete set, underwear, shoes, socks, everything." ¡°¡­let¡¯s go out and look for street stalls.¡± The next scene was a bit perverted. Teacher Shao advocated packaging from the inside out, naturally starting with underwear. He highly recommended the girls¡¯ underwear brand Body-Pops. The pink counters at this counter were all kinds of girl-princess-type underwear and socks. Fang Xian resisted the pressure and walked into the counter with Teacher Shao. The shopping guide mm swallowed her mouth and greeted her professionally. "What style do you two want to see?" Teacher Shao held up her chin: "Cute bras and panties with pink or white as the main color." The shopping guide swallowed again and led the two of them to a certain shelf. "Well" Teacher Shao stroked each bra in an extremely professional manner, and turned around and said, "Xiao Fang, you can also touch and see. In the end, you have the final say on the feel." ¡°¡­Aren¡¯t you a stylist? Why don¡¯t you even care about the feel of your underwear?¡± ¡°We pay attention to all-round packaging.¡± In the end, Teacher Shao chose a milky white bra with some light patterns sewn on it, which was slightly retro and looked very comfortable. ¡°?So, you can touch it and see. "Teacher Shao took off her bra, feeling quite proud. "No need, I listen to you." "It's boring" The shopping guide mm swallowed again. When choosing socks, Teacher Shao hesitated for a long time between silk stockings and cotton socks. He put the black silk stockings on his left hand and the black cotton socks on his right hand and compared them repeatedly. Knowing that these socks may have been tried on hundreds of times, Fang Xian only felt that this pack of Marlboros was really worth it. Men generally buy things 30 to 50 times faster than women, but due to the intervention of a monster like Teacher Shao, it took the two of them half an hour to get their outfits together. Fang Xian was carrying large and small bags, and Teacher Shao was looking left and right in front of him. This gave him the illusion that he was going shopping with his ex-girlfriend. It was terrible. The final consumption was 3,095 yuan, which was still within Fang Xian¡¯s acceptable range. One month¡¯s salary was gone again. Women are devils, and it has nothing to do with the era of birth. After walking out of the shopping mall, Fang Xian immediately found a cigarette shop and bought a pack of Marlboros and stuffed them into Teacher Shao's hands. This monster is too scary. You should be careful when communicating with him in the future. "You're leaving in such a hurry? Why don't you have a meal together?" Teacher Shao lit a cigarette and looked like he was enjoying it. "No, I'm in a hurry to go back and let my girlfriend change clothes." Fang Xian increased his pace in an attempt to get away from Teacher Shao. "Will you change now? Oh By the way, you guys will stay in the hotel next door." Teacher Shao quickly followed Fang Xian, his heart filled with the curiosity of Fang Xian's girlfriend. How could any woman really grow up like Zhao Ling'er, "You Look, I¡¯ve also helped a lot, can you let me meet so that you can see the fruits of my labor?¡± "Forget it, it's not necessary." "Do you want to see it?" "flutter¡­¡­" In the end, Fang Xian couldn't resist the coquettishness of Teacher Shao in his half-girly state, and was forced to take him to the hotel. "You wait at the door, and let her come out to see you after changing." With a bang, Fang Xian shut Teacher Shao out. Teacher Shao was quite happy. As a fashion insider, he naturally knew how much room in this kind of hotel cost. At this moment, Fang Xian's image of an iron rooster suddenly grew taller in his heart. "Brother Xian, you're back!" Zhao Ling'er in the room had finished washing up and was watching the news for 30 minutes. "I suddenly realized that we are so happy, and black people are so miserable." "It's not just black people - we are very happy. African people are hungry, half of the people in West Asia are terrorists, Europe and the United States are experiencing financial crises, and South America has all the above disasters. In short, except for us, people all over the world are suffering." Zhao Ling'er chuckled, jumped off the bed and shook Fang Xian's arm: "I want to eat spicy hotpot." The topic was instantly brought to the topic of "eating". Sure enough, you can't talk about politics or current affairs with women. Women's ideas are completely based on the four words "food, sex, and sex". "But Fang Xian just likes this kind of woman. It is a virtue for a woman to have no talent. It's good to eat and drink so honestly. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 026 Distinguish between loyal and traitorous people with discerning eyes "This time I'll change my clothes first and then do the spicy hotpot." "Okay." Zhao Ling'er had already seen the large and small bags in Fang Xian's hands, snatched them away, tore open the packaging and opened the shoe box with great skill. Fang Xianshen believes that women¡¯s psychology transcends eras, and their desire for goods will always be so strong. "Okay, you put these on." Fang Xian sat down on a chair and lit a cigarette leisurely. Although it hurt a lot from spending money, seeing his little wife excited was also a great blessing in life. There is pain and happiness at the same time. As long as the pain is in the front and the happiness is in the back, it is quite inspiring. "You hate it, don't look directly at others!" "Not used to it yet?" "I hate you, go to the toilet and wait for me to change." Seeing Ling'er's insistence, Fang Xian stopped being stubborn. It just so happened that when Ling'er changed his clothes, he could have a sudden visual impact, or a feeling of surprise. Three minutes later, Linger was done and called Fang Xian to come out of the bathroom. Fang Xian walked out, looked at Ling'er blankly for three seconds, and then¡ª¡ª "flutter¡­¡­" First of all, Linger used the long black cotton socks as sleeves. Secondly, Ling'er wore her underwear outside and hung her bra on her buttocks. ??Intuitively speaking, it is simply a mixture of a female textile worker and a superman. "Don't be like this" Fang Xian went over and took off Ling'er's clothes one by one, muttering, "I'll do it, you bear with me." "Hate¡­¡­" Fang Xian plucked Ling'er completely and helped her put on her bra one by one. "First of all, this thing is a bra, which acts like a bellyband and covers the two balls on the chest." "Wellahwell" Apparently, Fang Xian's fingers touched some sensitive places. "Don't make trouble this thing is not easy to tie in the first place." "These are underwear, worn inside." "Ahwell" "You will stain your new underwear like thisThis is a pullover, used as a baseThis is a suspender skirt, put onDon't touch meNow is not the timewait for the evening" After much effort, Linger was finally packaged. Fang Xian rubbed his chin and looked at it, feeling quite satisfied. This outfit is all light-colored, cute and sporty. ? ? A cartoon top paired with a playful suspender skirt, black long cotton socks underneath, and a pair of white sneakers Perfect, it could be on the cover of Miscellaneous Affairs. Ling'er shyly looked in the mirror, obviously not used to this kind of attire. "Is this good-looking?" Fang Xian hugged Zhao Ling'er and said with a smile, "It's so beautiful, it couldn't be any better." At this time, there was a knock on the door outside. "Xiao Fangare you still there?" The beautiful scenery was ruined by damned Teacher Shao, so Fang Xian had no choice but to open the door and welcome him in. "Take a look and leave immediately, we have something else to do." Teacher Shao walked in with a smile, raised his head, and met the slim Zhao Ling'er. "ah¡­¡­" The tiger's body was shaken, stunned and shocked, etc. From Teacher Shao's performance, it can be seen that when people see extremely beautiful or extremely scary things, their reactions are very similar. Fang Xian felt inexplicably unhappy when Ling'er was stared at by a middle-aged man. "Okay, let's go, we still have things to do." He turned Teacher Shao's body forcibly and pulled him out. "It's really the same! It's really the same!" Teacher Shao exclaimed, "Oh my god, such a thing can happen. Brother, you are really lucky." "Goodbye, Teacher Shao." "Wait a minute" Teacher Shao said shamelessly, "This girl's style is almost perfect, but her hair is a little messy. I strongly suggest you take her to the styling center to get her hair done. I promise to go all out." "This" Fang Xian thought about it for a moment, and found out that he was right. Ling'er's two big pigtails were too flamboyant now, and he would still be stared at by passers-by when he walked out. He felt very unhappy every time like this. , "Then you have to get a discount. You begged me for it." "It's a small thing, a small thing." Teacher Shao rolled his eyes, obviously thinking strangely, "In this way, I have a full reservation today. How about coming to the styling center at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon?" "Okay, goodbye, Teacher Shao." "etc¡­¡­" Bang, Fang Xian finally closed the door.   ¡°What kind of thing is the service industry nowadays¡± This time, Fang Xian was finally able to lead Ling'er out openly, but he found that there seemed to be no change in the number of people turning around. Sure enough, he was still wearing something too bold. It turns out that it is very simple for a woman to turn heads, as long as you have good looks, show off your legs and wear stockings. ¡°And man, if you don¡¯t have Brad Pitt¡¯s aura, forget it. The boss of the "Spicy" Malatang restaurant was red-faced when he saw the young couple coming back again. "Baby, you miss me so much." Fang Xian couldn't help but lament the harsh world. He had been here no less than 50 times, but the boss had never been so kind to him. To put it bluntly, Fang Xian was the one who paid the final amount for these 50 times. Ling'er smiled sweetly: "Your spicy hotpot is delicious, I will come here every day from now on!" "You girl, you have such a sweet little mouth." The boss was overjoyed, but then his expression turned slightly depressed, "It's a pity, today I'm the one being booked by a gangster." Looking around, the small shop was packed with people, and it was a dark place. Not only is the hair black, but the complexion of the face is also black, with only rows of white teeth pointing straight at this place. "No, we were ambushed!" Fang Xian was shocked, and the emotional black tour group ate spicy hotpot together! What the hell is this? Could it be that I have been with black people in my life? The black people saw the little beauty from the night before reappearing, whistling and shouting, and at the same time muttering something to the Chinese tour guide. The tour guide looked helpless and shouted to Fang Xian: "They said we should eat together, but I advise you to leave. I never want to take an African tour again in my life." "Thank you, tour guide!" Fang Xian bowed before leaving. Of course, the bad Ling'er will definitely catch him at this time. Ling'er grabbed Fang Xian tightly, her eyes were innocent and pitiful, just like the cat swordsman in "Shrek": "Brother Xian I really want to eat spicy hotpot" "I'm hungry Malatang and black people are the nemesis!" Fang Xian sighed up to the sky and persuaded, "Ling'er, black people don't have very strong control over the brain. They are more often controlled by body hormones. It's dangerous to eat with them. ah." "Brother Xian, didn't you say that, there are mostly good people in this world" Ling'er shook her body and acted coquettishly. The crowd of black people was overwhelmed when they saw this. ¡°Come-on, man!¡± ¡°Oh, oh, come-here.¡± In an instant, several black people squeezed each other and squeezed out two seats next to the tour guide. The bitter tour guide translated with a grimace: "They said they were treating us, they said they asked for a photo, I will never take a black group again." Fang Xian was helpless. Who told a girl to have to eat Malatang? On the topic of "what to eat tonight", he could never hope to win a woman in this life. So, Fang Xian and Ling'er crowded into a group of black people, and one by one these black people came up to take a photo with Ling'er. Of course Fang Xian was not happy, Ping Mao took a photo with his girl, and they were all black people, so he hugged Ling'er tightly, acting as a protective shield for Zhao Ling'er, prohibiting black people from having any contact with her. ??????????????????Strengthening with black people is a wrong decision. Although Fang Xian successfully defended Ling'er, he was almost squeezed into pieces during various group photos. At this time, he thought of what happened to the little grass monster at the beginning of the game - if he ran away, he would have to pay back sooner or later. After a 20-minute long group photo session, Fang Xian¡¯s cool and elegant appearance has turned into a sharp brother, but Ling¡¯er was not touched by the black man at all. "It's worth it, cough" Fang Xian suddenly felt that he was very awesome. This could be regarded as withstanding the attack of dozens of black people. The yellow people were mighty. After that, it was time to eat, drink, and make fun of the poor. Every black person would come over with a beer to toast Ling'er, and then Fang Xian would snatch him away and clink their glasses in a very unfriendly manner. The tour guide lamented: "I told you not to come. By the way, I will never take an African tour again." For Ling'er, this was an extremely happy meal. It was free and lively, and there were also a bunch of black people performing songs and dances. It was a joy to eat. ?????????????? For the other party there¡¯s not much to say, it¡¯s just free fighting and drinking, it¡¯s all 1v30. In the end, Linger kept eating, but Fang Xian had already drank seven or eight bottles of beer for some reason. "Why" Fang Xian was on the verge of crying, "Why was I drunk so much by a black man I had never met before?" The ending was happy, the black people were friendly, and they were so kind that they even helped Ling'er take the drunk Fang Xian back to the hotel. ? ?You complained: "Damn, I can't drink the sample yet. Also, I will never take an African tour again." Poor people must be hateful. The tour guide is a villain. It is too unreal to show off his power in front of Ling'er. In the final analysis, black people are better. Ling'er didn't bother to care about the guide at all. Although she was naturally stupid, this kind of person usually had an innate ability to distinguish between loyal and traitorous people. The following is his ranking of the kindness of the humans he met in the past two days: 0: The boss of Spicy Malatang 1. Black people 2. Teacher Shao 3. Hotel front desk 4. Li Chao and Zhang Lili. 5. Little tour guide. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 027 Fateful Encounter Fang Xian returned to his room feeling dizzy, and the black people happily took photos with the half-drunk Fang Xian and then dispersed. The cleaners have already come during meal time, and the quilts that were hanging out to dry have been taken away and replaced with brand new beds. Ling'er fully demonstrated her potential as a housewife at this time. She helped Fang Xian undress, take off his socks and wash his underwear with extreme gentleness and sweetness, and then helped him wipe the sweat stains on his body and cover him with a quilt. After taking care of Fang Xian, she turned on the TV and manually blocked the news channel. It happened that a certain station was playing the TV series version of Sword and Sword One, so she started watching it in confusion. ?This look lasts all afternoon. When Fang Xian woke up, the TV was showing the story of Zhao Linger being kidnapped by Elder Shi. "Wow" Zhao Ling'er howled and cried, "Why did Uncle Shitou insist on arresting me Wow" Fang Xian was stunned for a moment. This girl's ability to accept things is too fast. At this time, shouldn't it be time to ask why Mao's own story will appear on TV, why Mao's protagonist is not named Zhang Si but Li Xiaoyao or something. "This is all made up. Only what we have experienced is true." Fang Xian stood up and rubbed Zhao Ling'er's head. Ling'er said with red eyes: "I don't like the story in this little box, I don't like it." "Bitterness was popular in those days." Fang Xian got up lazily. The alcohol had almost been filtered. When he looked up, he saw that his underwear and socks had been washed and hung in front of the window. A warm current suddenly surged in his heart, and he suddenly felt like a young couple living their lives. Seeing Fang Xian's relaxed look, Ling'er knocked his head and said softly: "Look at how beautiful you are, how beautiful you are, how beautiful you are." "Haha!" Fang Xian hugged Ling'er and laughed, "I didn't believe in love at first sight before, but now I feel like it's fate. If I get Ling'er, I will have no regrets in this life!" "" Ling'er thumped Fang Xian's chest in his arms, "Thenwhat Yueru are you talking about?" "I'm very contented, forget about her." Although Fang Xian spoke freely, there was still a trace of reluctance in his expression. From a modern moral perspective, he should indeed forget Lin Yueru. But men¡¯s nature is full of possessiveness, just like the animal world. Don¡¯t monkey kings, lion kings, etc. occupy dozens of spouses alone? But again, the biggest advantage of human beings is that they have transferred the dominance of the body from the lower body to the brain, and atavism only occasionally occurs. Ling'er looked at Fang Xian's contemplative look and started to make plans of his own. Fang Xian finished changing, and the two played again. With such a scene change, the two of them had completely separated themselves from the sad feelings of saying goodbye to Shuiyue Palace, and calmly paid their respects to Yu Hangzhen. There was no talking all the way, and it was already game time when we returned to Yuhang Town. "Tiansha's nymphomaniac sisters are still waiting at the dock at this time, aren't they afraid that Zheng Tu will come out and rob her of her beauty?" Xiulan: "Sister, it's Brother Xiaoyao!" Xianglan: "No, this face is too square, it should still be Zhang Si." Xiulan: "Sister, there is a figure next to him. Could it be Brother Xiaoyao?" Xianglan: "When did you see Xiaoyao wearing braids?" Fang Xian pulled Ling'er off the boat and said to the sisters with a smile: "Don't wait for your dad, he won't be back in ten days and half a month." "Who is waiting for him? You agreed to rescue Xiaoyao. Where is he?" Xiulan asked with a face. "Who are these people? As long as the husband doesn't want the father." Fang Xian shook his head and increasingly believed that giving up the sisters was the right choice. "Xiaoyao is at the inn. It's very good. I'll just take you to see him." "Really?" Xianglan asked in surprise, "Didn't he go to the island?" "It's hard to explain, just follow me." Fang Xian didn't bother to explain to these two nymphos, so he took Ling'er and strolled towards Xiaoyao's Inn. As for why Li Xiaoyao is there, I'm afraid it will always be a mystery. Ling'er asked in a low voice: "Brother Xian, these two sisters are Uncle Ding's daughters?" Fang Xian sighed: "That's right, I almost bought it Not bad, not bad." "Huh, you have to discuss this kind of thing with me in the future." Ling'er pouted. "What?" "Taking a concubine" Ling'er blushed. "flutter¡­¡­" When I returned to Xiaoyaojia Inn, I heard Aunt Li scolding me before I even entered the door. "What the hell have you been doing?" ?Then came Li Xiaoyao¡¯s innocent voice. ¡°I don¡¯t know either¡­I woke up in a sack.¡± "quickGo mop the floor! " "Let's go now" Fang Xian swallowed and spit. This aunt is simply scarier than her stepmother. I wonder who can be better than the aunt after meeting her grandma. Seeing Fang Xian and others appearing, aunt's expression changed instantly and she beamed. "Xiaosi, you're here to see me again." Fang Xian quickly waved his hand: "No, no, it's not me, it's Xianglan Xiulan. They came here to find Xiaoyao." When the nympho sisters saw Li Xiaoyao who was struggling to mop the floor, they ran over to him with tears streaming down their cheeks, crying and asking for help. Li Xiaoyao lost all the memory of the past two days because he took [Wangyou Powder] for middle-aged people. Facing the sisters' sexual intercourse, he just scratched his head in confusion. When he turned his head, he accidentally saw the curious couple. Zhao Linger. "Beauty" Xiaoyao's eyes are heart-shaped. This fateful encounter should have been filled with tenderness. Click, Fang Xian must stop this from happening. "Aunt Li, brother Xiaoyao, my man has ambitions in all directions. I, Zhang Si, have decided to go on a tour, so there is no need to send him away." Fang Xian said and dragged Linger out. "Traveling?" Aunt Li was startled when she heard this, and stopped in front of Fang Xian, "Xiaosi, the world is dangerous, you have to think about it." "Don't worry, auntie, Zhang Si has his own arrangements." Fang Xian bowed and tried to leave here as soon as possible. It would not be fun for Ling'er and Xiaoyao to meet each other. Unexpectedly, Aunt Li refused to give in. After hesitating, she looked up at the sky at a 45¡ã angle with a very melancholy look in her eyes. "Hey once you leave, no one will be with me anymore That's right, I'm old and can't keep you anymore." Fang Xian felt chills all over his body. Could it be that the aunt still wanted to support him? Aunt Li pulled Fang Xian towards the inner room: "Xiaosi, before you leave, I have something to give you." "" Fang Xian panicked. In some tragic dramas, when the male and female protagonists parted ways, what the heroine offered was But in front of Aunt Li¡¯s Li Family Chuanyun Martial Arts, Fang Xian had no power to resist at all. "Ling'er, save me!!" Fang Xian raised his arms and shouted. Zhao Ling'er just smiled and said: "I have judged it. Aunt Li is a good person. It is a good thing that she wants to give you a gift. I will wait here." However, at this time, Li Xiaoyao had gotten rid of the Ding sisters and slid handsomely in front of Ling'er on the mop. ¡°Miss, let¡¯s get to know each other.¡± Fang Xian is going crazy. Coming to this ghost place is definitely a mistake, a huge mistake. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 028 Memory in the Blood After Aunt Li pulled Fang Xian into the house, she lifted the quilt and started to mess with it. Facts have proved that Fang Xian used his villain's heart to win over his aunt. I saw the aunt took out an old cloth bag and said sadly: "This is something left by Xiaoyao's parents. It was originally intended to be given to Xiaoyao when he grew up. However, Xiaoyao has no ambitions. He has always known what to do with the Ding family. Sisters hang out together. Mom, I'm not stupid. When I was seriously ill, it was you, Xiaosi, who took care of me. It was you who risked your life to ask for the elixir to save my life. Anyway, Xiaoyao has been staying here in Yuhang Town all his life. Now that you are going out to explore, these things should be more useful to you." The above remarks are probably the most serious, serious, and affectionate ones that Fang Xian has ever encountered since entering the game. They came so suddenly that he couldn't take them back. "Auntie" Fang Xian grabbed the cloth bag and stared at Auntie Li, "This is definitely the most correct choice you have ever made. I will come back to see you in the future." "That's great." The aunt instantly returned to her unreliable state, sitting on the bed with a melancholy look on her face, "You can look at me now." After Fang Xian had already prepared, he turned around and ran away without even spraying. As soon as they went out, they heard Xianglan Xiulan crying again. They saw the two sisters kneeling next to the unconscious Li Xiaoyao, massaging and shaking them. Li Xiaoyao was foaming at the mouth and didn't know whether to live or die. Zhao Ling'er snorted and dusted her hands: "You stinking hooligan." "Good Ling'er!" Fang Xian quickly ran to Ling'er, pulled her and ran out, "Run! Otherwise, aunt will catch up." Ling'er followed Fang Xian and ran out, feeling as if he was running away from a bill, and felt inexplicably happy in his heart. "Haha! Yuhang Town! Goodbye!" Fang Xian and Zhao Ling'er were seen rushing through the small streets of Yuhang Town like crazy, as cheerful as middle school students who had just finished their exams. Fang Xian is happy that Ling'er is loyal and cute, and the plot ends happily; Ling'er's thinking is simpler, she is happy when Fang Xian is happy, and she also enjoys it. The two got on the boat again. Fang Xian gasped, raised the oar, raised his arms and shouted: "Suzhou! Let's go!" In an extremely joyful atmosphere, the two of them had a great time. The good young man rowed hard and hummed a tune; the young wife next to him helped him wipe his sweat with water and spent a short time on the water. "Xianjianzhong cuts the map very quickly, and it only takes a few minutes from Yuhang Town to Suzhou. ¡°Compared with the fishy smell in the streets of Yuhang, the outside of Suzhou can be described as the fragrance of birds and flowers, and the sounds of whips hitting the skin and the moans of men and women echoing at the same time. It was Lin Yueru who prompted this violation and description of the situation. "Sure enough, the general plot and coincidences still exist." Fang Xian shook his head, led Ling'er along the shore, and headed towards the Suzhou city gate. Ling'er was puzzled: "Brother Xian, why are you so sneaky when you leave the road alone?" "Heydidn't you hear the slapping sound" Fang Xian sighed, "If we walk along the road, we will bump into Lin Yueru who is lecturing the slave. I don't want to see her." Ling'er hesitated for a moment, then suddenly stopped: "I want to see her. I want to see what the sister who worries Brother Xian looks like." "Stop making trouble, let the two-dimensional characters stay in my heart forever. Let's quickly bypass Suzhou and continue the plot." "No, people want to see it." Ling'er used her usual big move, grabbing one of Fang Xian's arms with both hands, shaking it left and right, while her eyes were watery. This trick has been tried and tested against Fang Xian time and time again. "Hey we agreed, just take a look, we are just passing by and don't do anything." "I listen to you!" So, the two of them returned to the main road. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUT out of sight after a short while of walking, the girl in a tight-fitting purple shirt was whipping her with a big whip, which was so exciting. "Soshe is such a person" Zhao Ling'er looked at Fang Xian with a strange look in her eyes, "Do you like this?" "You're overthinking." Fang Xian looked solemn, "I can accept it if it's the other way around." "nausea!" The two continued to move forward, and Lin Yueru's image became clearer. Her whole person has a strong temperament, her pretty face exudes a bit of arrogance, her eyes are not too big, but they are full of vitality. Her purple shirt and white pants outline a straight figure, with perky buttocks and busty breasts. Very well developed. Such a woman is very outstanding in this era. She is not Xiaojiabiyu, but heroic; she is not shy, but **   Okay, someone is at a loss for words. In short, unlike Zhao Ling'er who is quiet, cute and clingy, Lin Yueru has more of the characteristics of a powerful woman in the new era. She is beautiful, has character, and has integrity. Fang Xian did not dare to look directly at him, he only glanced at him secretly with his peripheral vision and then withdrew his evil eyes. ¡°Maybe there should be a story, but it¡¯s just a story. It¡¯s better not to let it happen, so as not to be sad. Linger, however, stared at Lin Yueru like a monkey in a zoo. "Stop lookingI didn't even lookwhat did you do?" Fang Xian grabbed Zhao Ling'er. "OhI understand!" Ling'er looked at Lin Yueru and then at herself, slightly aggrieved, "She is older than me" "What? Oh yes, she is older than you." "Who says age, I say this." Ling'er said, holding her small breasts with both hands, her face full of sadness. ¡°¡­Don¡¯t make trouble, size doesn¡¯t matter, health is the most important thing.¡± Seeing that he was about to pass behind Lin Yueru, Fang Xian couldn't help but walk away with Ling'er in hand, lowering his head. "Zhao Ling'er's weirdness has been fully explained through the incident that happened at the Malatang shop. How can we do nothing at this time? Moving like a rabbit, Ling'er easily broke free from Fang Xian's hands and jumped to Lin Yueru's side. "What are you doing?" Lin Yueru's face was blank, and her slightly hoarse voice, although only a few dozen decibels, penetrated Fang Xian's brain, down to his soul and lower body. Voice, voice again, when facing Zhao Linger, Fang Xian fell under her sweet tone. Lin Yueru's voice is slightly hoarse and full of the flavor of a story. It contains a series of elements such as stubbornness, savagery, and a queen. If this were the recording site of "The Voice of a Certain Country", the four judges would have already decided to turn around. . Fang Xian's chastity and integrity were melted by this damn voice. His appearance and figure did not make him weak in the legs, but this time it was his voice that failed him again. As for why sound is more penetrating than sight, there is a scientific basis for this. When hormones still controlled human consciousness, our courtship method was the same as that of most mammals, which was to stimulate the release of hormones. , this is the eternal memory in our blood. ******************************************* The newcomer list rushed to the homepage, thank you for the support. We are very satisfied. At least there are at least two brushes in front of the inspection. It seems that no matter how hard we work on our side, they will brush it. That's all, don't worry. I honestly don't have that much energy in writing a book. Thank you all, I am very satisfied. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 029 Advanced Palm Techniques Fang Xian's chastity and integrity were melted away by this damn voice. His appearance and figure did not make him weak in the legs, but this time it was his voice that failed him again. As for why sound is more penetrating than sight, there is a scientific basis for this. When hormones still controlled human consciousness, our courtship method was the same as that of most mammals, which was to stimulate the release of hormones. , this is the eternal memory in our blood. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Come back to the scene. While Fang Xian was struggling with his rationality and hormones, Zhao Ling'er took a closer look at Lin Yueru's breasts. ¡°It¡¯s my sister¡¯s support, I give up.¡± Zhao Ling¡¯er chuckled. Yue Ruxian was puzzled, and then blushed shyly: "You Why do you dare to come out and compete with this?" "Of course I have to take good care of my husband." Ling'er's face was full of seriousness. "Check?" "That's right." Ling'er looked at the struggling Fang Xian with ease and ease, "My brother Xian is destined to marry my sister, so let me just accept it." "Fuck" Fang Xian hadn't sprayed for a long time, and this time he sprayed very happily, "Ling'er, don'ttalk nonsense." "No, didn't Brother Xian say that himself?" Zhao Ling'er looked innocent, "You told me when you first met me that you wanted to come to Suzhou City to find Sister Lin Yueru. You like her." This is the most useless way that Fang Xian can think of for a man to confess his love - to let his wife confess his love. Lin Yueru was first shocked, then ashamed, and finally angry, but this anger could change a thousand times, just like a young woman being secretly photographed while walking on the street. Although it was disgusting, it was a side affirmation of her appearance and figure. "Youyou pair of lewd thieves!" Lin Yueru shouted angrily with a red face, pointing at Zhao Ling'er, "Youyou are not allowed to say any more." Then he pointed at Fang Xian: "You are not allowed to look at it anymore." "A pair of prostitutes and thieves, this scene makes people think about it, but Fang Xian has no time to think about it at this time. "Excuse me, Miss Lin. We are just passing by. We have a long time to come." Fang Xian bowed and was about to leave. ?? Okay, Ling'er refused to give in again and grabbed Lin Yueru. "Sister, come with us, my brother Xian really likes you." "Bold slut!" Lin Yueru's face turned red as a ripe apple, and she threw Zhao Ling'er away, "If you say this again, don't blame me for taking action." After saying this, Lin Yueru put on her posture, waved her long whip, and looked like a heroine. At this time, Zhao Ling'er was naive and thought that being cute and coquettish was for both men and women. She took a step forward, grabbed Lin Yueru's hand and shook it left and right: "Sister, let's go together, let's go together!" "Let go!" Lin Yueru yelled angrily and waved her arm. Her physique was not even a bit stronger than Zhao Ling'er. She threw Ling'er far away and fell to the ground. "Ah" Ling'er held her butt and felt various grievances, but she was afraid of embarrassing her husband, so she tried not to cry. Tears rolled in her eyes, "Brother Xian I'm sorry Ling'er is useless" There is a bottom line for cowardice. Fang Xian's cowardice is just to avoid the Yue Ruxian plot. In this situation, even if he were beaten to death, he would not be able to do such a thing as bow his head and walk away. Ling'er was ignorant, but he had a good heart. How can a husband sit back and watch when his daughter-in-law is humiliated? "Madam!" Fang Xian woke up instantly, and a man's sense of family responsibility came to his heart. He ran to Ling'er and helped her up. He rubbed Ling'er's butt and asked, "Does it hurt?" Linger shook his head like a small animal. "Ling'er is uselesscan't help Brother Xian." "Bullshit, I don't need your help if I really want to do what I want to do." Seeing that Ling'er was fine, Fang Xian turned to point at Lin Yueru and said angrily, "Miss Lin, my wife is just innocent and kind-hearted. As the saying goes, a child's words are unbridled, and her words are inconsistent. There¡¯s no need to fight like this, right?¡± Lin Yueru was a little sorry for blaming Zhao Ling'er, but when she saw this coward suddenly became awesome, the female gangster's blood boiled again, "I I just taught her a lesson to stop humiliating her." My reputation.¡± Ling'er covered her butt, with tears streaming down her face, and grabbed Fang Xian's clothes: "Forget itBrother Xian, it's my fault." "Bullshit, you are right even if you are wrong." Fang Xian was not willing to let his beloved Ling'er suffer any injustice. He instantly took out the wood-cutting ax from his bag and pointed it at Lin Yueru, "Whatever you did, I want you to pay it back." .¡± Seeing that Lin Yueru was about to fight, the heroine's blood began to boil, and she became one with the female gangster. "Ha! Just in time! Watch me teach you a lesson to this slutty couple!" The two sides squared off and were at war with each other.  Before the fight started, the pair of desperate mandarin ducks who had been tied to the tree and being whipped were on fire first. They were originally the slaves of the Lin Mansion and fell in love with each other. When they were about to elope, they were caught by Lin Yueru and killed them indiscriminately. Tie it up here and start pumping. At this time, I saw a heroic couple passing by, and my heart was filled with passion for pursuing true love. Female domestic slave: "Come on, heroes." Male domestic slave: "All beauties are accepted." ??Female domestic slave: "Single female mistress." ??Male domestic slave: "Violence seeks to complete the story." "" ¡¾Sorry, the lines are arranged wrong, please don't be a eunuch. ¡¿ "Your sister is on fire, what are you doing!" ¡¾I haven¡¯t appeared for a long time. To increase my presence, Xiaobai is still the same. ¡¿ When the battle started, Lin Yueru swung her long whip, drawing a strange and beautiful arc in the air, and struck Fang Xian and Ling'er hard. It was useless. Who knew that the whip was a group skill? The posture is very big, but the damage is very small. This time it can only cause more than 20 points of damage to each of them. But Fang Xian didn't dare to take this battle lightly. He remembered that he hung here for the first time when he played Fairy Sword. This girl Lin Yueru was very seductive when she exploded. Logically speaking, in order to ensure victory, Zhao Ling'er should use [Dream Snake], but this trick will tear his clothes to pieces, which will not end well. So, the two continued to use their special skills, [Sword Controlling Technique] + [Fire Curse]. The two moves lived up to expectations, causing a small 300 points of damage steadily. "Hmph, you are really a perverted thief." Lin Yueru cursed in her mouth, and took out her second move. She waved one arm, three fingers were particularly prominent, and the air blade flew out along her fingertips. It was the [Qi Sword Finger]. ¡¿ Correct. This move is slightly more powerful than the basic attack, but it will not cause too much damage. It causes more than 40 points of damage to no one, and Xian Ling'er in the back returns the signature combo as usual. With whips and axes coming and going, they had been fighting for four rounds without realizing it. Lin Yueru didn't see any signs of decline, but Fang Xian and Ling'er's health had begun to bottom out, and they had to start using their recovery skills. What was difficult was that the sword control skills The ax consumes too much infuriating energy, and at this time there is no medicine supply for the battle at Shuiyue Palace. Fang Xian only has 5 points of infuriating energy left, and he can only cut hard. Wait, even if you have 5 points of infuriating energy, you still have a chance. For example, that one [chopping dry firewood with bare hands is easy and effortless] only consumes 1 point of infuriating energy. "No matter, let's try it." Fang Xian felt sorry for the queen honey in his pocket. These days, medicines for replenishing Qi are scarce products and must not be used indiscriminately, so he could only use Ding family martial arts to greet Lin Yueru. Another palm flew out suddenly, and the damage number was still deceiving - 5. "Huh? Wasn't it 1 last time? Could it be that Lin Yueru's defense is worse than that of a middle-aged mustache?" Fang Xian was slightly startled, and suddenly felt that this palm technique was a little weird, so he fired another one in the next round [ Splitting dry firewood with bare hands is easy and effortless]. Damage - 25! "This" At this moment, Fang Xian only felt that Ding's martial arts was profound and profound, and he instantly decided on his strategy. He turned around and said, "Ling'er, you keep your energy and just focus on healing. I will try again with this palm technique." "Um!" After all, Lin Yueru only had two moves: the Queen's Leather Whip and the Qi Sword Finger. The main difficulty in this battle was that she had a very high body skill value and had the advantage of attacking first. If she didn't pay attention to the treatment, she could easily be killed, but if she was so careful, Under the circumstances, it is still unlikely to be seconds. The fourth firewood palm caused 125 points of damage. Fang Xian was overjoyed, multiplying it by 5 times and 5 times, the Picai Palm is the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms! The fifth palm, which is the last palm - really caused 725 points of damage! Lin Yueru groaned and declared defeat. ¡¾Get 150 experience points and 300 coins. Zhang Si was promoted to level 7, and Zhao Linger was promoted to level 8. ¡¿ {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 030 Little S and Little M "Thank you, Uncle Ding, for saving me a bottle of queen honey!" After Fang Xian thanked Old Ding, his face returned to his serious state, and he pulled Ling'er and walked step by step towards Lin Yueru, who was in a weak state. Lin Yueru's face was full of anger, but she couldn't move. She closed her eyes and cursed: "I have fallen into the hands of you thieves today. I will kill you or cut them into pieces. Remember, my father will definitely avenge me!" "You're being arrogant again." Fang Xian spread his hands, "I just asked you to pay off your debt." Then, he grabbed Lin Yueru and pushed her to the ground, facing the earth and her buttocks to the blue sky. "Ling'er, hit her." Fang Xian pointed at Lin Yueru's butt and winked at Ling'er. "Ahthis" Ling'er hesitated, "This is too muchsister has to resort to family methods before she even gets married." "Kill me! Kill me!!!" Lin Yueru struggled desperately, "Just wait, my father will definitely cut you into pieces." "Ling'er, hit me quickly. If you don't hit me, I won't be happy. No matter how others bully you, you will retaliate." Fang Xian's anger at this time has actually disappeared for the most part. At this time, he is just testing a training method. "OkayI'll listen to brother Xian." Ling'er took a step forward, squatted on the ground, and struck Lin Yueru on the left hip with one continuous palm. There was only a muffled sound of "pop", followed by Lin Yueru's wailing. Lin Yueru: "You are dead!" Fang Xian: "Fight again!" Scene sound: "Pa." Lin Yueru: "You guys!" Fang Xian: "Continue, don't stop." Scene sound: "Pah, pah, pah" Lin Yueru's body was trembling. This painless spanking gave her an inexplicable feeling. The burning sensation on her butt reached directly to the queen's heart, causing quite a stir. Fang Xian accurately captured the slight movement of enjoyment on her face for that second - indeed, S and M will always coexist. After more than a dozen smacks, Lin Yueru was in pain and happy, crying and enjoying it. Even his father didn¡¯t dare to touch Ms. Lin¡¯s buttocks. Today, she was really happy with the smacking. When Fang Xian saw that he was almost done, he threw Lin Yueru there and put down the two cheerleaders on the tree. "Thank you, hero!" ¡°A good book needs to be popular.¡± After the bullshit lines, the man and woman turned around and left. "No hurry, wait a minute." After Fang Xian stopped them, he picked up Lin Yueru and tied him to the tree in the same way, "The rope master's job is really not done by humans." Lin Yueru was so angry that she was completely speechless. She was also shocked by the strange pleasure in her body and was completely speechless. "You two." Fang Xian handed Lin Yueru's whip to the male slave, "How did she whip you? Pull it back." "This" The male domestic slave looked at his young lady, with an evil look in his eyes, and some hidden complexes burst out. Acting skills were also required for the role, and at this time, the tangled heart was fully exposed. "How dare you!" Lin Yueru glared at the servant with her pretty eyes, "If my father takes action, you will die without any body parts." The male slave shuddered. What Lin Yueru said was true. Suzhou was the domain of the Lin family. As the leader of the Southern Martial Arts Alliance, Lin Zhennan would kill a free agent like himself as if he were killing an ant. "Hero, let's forget it" The male servant put down his whip with a look of bitterness on his face, "The Lin family dominates the sky in Suzhou. As a sidekick, we really don't dare to offend I advise you two to leave Suzhou as soon as possible. As the saying goes, the night is long and the dream is full. , there is no lower limit to IQ.¡± The woman also advised: "Take it all in." "I won't accept them all. The Ding sisters have already been given away as daughters by me. Damn it, why did I keep saying it" The words belong to the home, and the plot is touched by the dragon cover Fang Xian didn¡¯t really want to give Lin Yueru a good beating. The training was about going deeper step by step. It was not good to be too harsh at the beginning. "You guys, let's go." Fang Xian waved his arm and let go of the pair of fateful mandarin ducks. Yuanyang and Fang Xian bid farewell with tears. In their short life as a sidekick, they left two last sentences that are indelible as book friends¡ª¡ª ¡°Urban classic!¡± "If you complete the book, you will become a god!" ¡¾Is this way of complaining acceptable? It's boring. ¡¿ "Can you be more boring? I look forward to fattening up." ¡¾I am not the only one who is bored, every time I follow others¡¯ impressions, good books will be updated soon. ¡¿ "If you add more water, it will be taken off the shelf. Let it fatten up and then kill it." ¡¾Okay, no need next timeThis way, the cover is great. ¡¿ After the extremely boring conversation, Fang Xian raised his arm and cut off the rope binding Lin Yueru's hands with an axe. "You are a professional with this rope. Could it be that there are Japanese businessmen here." After Fang Xian untied Lin Yueru, he took Ling'er and headed towards Suzhou City without looking back, leaving behind a sentence that will make people think about it for a long time, "Is there a Feeling like you're about to awaken?" Lin Yueru stayed where she was, her mind going over and over again, and the slight burning sensation in her buttocks was still there. Because my mood was so complicated, I didn't know what to say at all. Ling'er looked at his red palms and also had a strange feeling: "Brother Xian, I feel weird." Fang Xian panicked: "Did you wake up first?" "Awakening to what?" "nothing." Ling'er looked back while walking, looking back every five steps. "Brother Xian, are you leaving like this? Don't you have any regrets in your heart?" Fang Xian smiled sadly: "As for the story, there must always be regrets. My goal is to win in the game and lead you to live a free life in the outside world. You always have to let go of things that should be let go." Seeing that Fang Xian had made up his mind, Ling'er felt a warmth surge in his heart. Even in that era, no matter what, completely possessing a man still made people happy. Just like this, when we walked hand in hand to the city gate, Lin Yueru's call came from behind. ¡°Help!!¡± Fang Xian half-smiled. This was the plot of the game. After Lin Yueru was thrown there, she called for help and acted like a treasure. After two times, two villains actually came to her door and asked for a slap in the face and molested her. Then the protagonist The idea of ??a hero saving a beautiful woman has deep roots in the history of Chinese stories. It seems that this plot was used in the Book of Songs. "Brother Xian, let's go back and take a look." Of course Ling'er didn't know anything. She was naive and believed whatever others said. "Don't worry, let her call her for a while." Fang Xian looked at the notice at the door for a while - the Lin family competed in martial arts to recruit relatives, and if you beat Lin Yueru in the ring, you can marry into the Lin family. What a bloody plot. "Let's go over and take a look." Ling'er used coquettish gestures, shaking left and right. Fang Xian was tricked again and had to make a needless turn back. Sure enough, Lin Yueru was weak on the spot, looking innocent. "Look, she is playing tricks on us." Fang Xian said helplessly to Lin Yueru, "I have already untied the rope. You should go home and stop making trouble here. Two middle-aged men will molest you in a while. of." "I can't walk." Lin Yueru turned around and snorted. The Queen's heart was gradually changing, "You are so anxious that I will go home and ask Daddy to kill you." "It's up to you." Fang Xian took Ling'er and walked towards Suzhou City again. At the gate of the city, a second cry for help came. Ling'er shook left and right for the second time, and then again. The two turned back again, and Lin Yueru pretended to be innocent again. Fang Xian was a little angry. Even though he knew the plot, he was still a little angry. Time is money, so don¡¯t play it like this. So, he took two steps forward again and pushed Lin Yueru to the ground. "Ling'er! Beat me hard!" "Um!" {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 031 Bang Bang Bang So, he took two steps forward again and pushed Lin Yueru to the ground. "Ling'er! Beat me hard!" "Um!" This time, Zhao Linger¡¯s face was actually full of excitement! It seems like she woke up first! ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡­ Lin Yue's struggle this time was not that violent, and she still put up the necessary resistance out of dignity, but the flush on her face had already betrayed her, and along with her moans, the scene was very sultry. If Fang Xian continued like this, he couldn't bear it anymore. He had to stop Ling'er in time after having sex more than 20 times. After the spanking was completed, Fang Xian took Ling'er and left again. Ling'er once again looked at his red palms and thought strangely. "Brother Xian, why do I feel so good?" Ling'er's big eyes flickered, expressing a question that was completely inconsistent with his appearance. "Everyone has two hearts, one is called s and the other is called m." Arriving at the gate of the city, Lin Yueru called out for the third time. This time Fang Xian did not dare to delay. He ran back before Zhao Ling'er could act coquettishly. Even if he gave up on Lin Yueru, he was determined not to let her fall into the hands of a middle-aged man. He is in the play, and Yao Dada's script is a success. Sure enough, two dark-skinned middle-aged men were lifting Lin Yueru up, sticking out their tongues and groping evilly. One of the two men was wearing red trousers, which was normal, but he had to lift his trousers up to his chest for fear that others would not know that he was practicing Scud. The other one was wearing a small blue vest and a pair of unconventional sleeves, for fear that others would not know that he was playing with a hidden weapon. The two of them pulled left and right, but their hands only stayed on Lin Yueru's shoulders and legs. Presumably even the old man God did not want what happened next. The more Fang Xian watched this scene, the angrier he became. Do middle-aged people have to be so wretched? Think about it, how many girls of the same age as you and me have been brutally murdered by middle-aged men, how many goddesses ignore their infatuation and only open their thighs for famous bags and shoes! That sentence should be changed. It is not about being angry to win beauty, but just being angry to punish middle-aged people. "It's easy and effortless to chop dry firewood with bare hands!!!!" Fang Xian shouted angrily. Even he didn't expect that after playing for so long, his first anger would happen here. It's really satisfying for a hero to save a beauty, especially when he is an opponent. It's time for middle-aged people. Seeing that Fang Xian's chop was full of momentum, he understood that Ding family martial arts is all about momentum, and when the ax goes down, the wood must be chopped. The source of momentum is self-confidence. Fang Xian's five consecutive firewood chops just now made Fang Xian full of confidence. At this time, he didn't hesitate at all when facing two third-rate middle-aged people. Stop it with one palm, damage the number -1. "" Fang Xian lowered his head and looked at his palms, "It's too profound." At this time, Zhao Ling'er also followed up and hit the [Fire Curse] with the highest damage as usual, which burned Scud's legs in great pain. "Damn, I'm a bad guy, but I'm good at it, look at my legs!" Although Scud was just a sidekick, he didn't give up on himself and complain without moral integrity like the pair of domestic slaves just now. On the contrary, he got deeply into the scene, with an angry look on his face, he lifted his pants up to his collarbone, turned over in a whirlwind, and his right leg whizzed out with a fishy smell. At the same time, the calm Hidden Weapon Master showed no expression and flew out a plum blossom dart like snapping his fingers. What a boring guy. The second player is the second player, and the combined damage of the two of them does not exceed 70. Fang Xian refused to obey and cast [Chopping dry firewood with bare hands easily and effortlessly] again, only to see the number flash, the same as the last reincarnation - 5 points of damage. "Sure enough, one palm after another, one palm is stronger than the other, it's so profound." Fang Xian turned to Ling'er and said, "You are the hidden weapon master, leave the Scud to me." ¡°no-problem.¡± "Who did you learn English from?" "Little black man." You come and go, punches and palms, flaming darts, this battle can be said to be without any surprises. The existence of [chopping dry firewood with bare hands easily and effortlessly] can reduce Fang Xian's energy consumption to the minimum, for 5 rounds Afterwards, under the final abnormal damage of 725, Scud, who had been very devoted all this time, let out a whimper and entered the old man's recycling bin. The Hidden Weapon Master is still expressionless, throwing a dart every round without any pain or itch. Fang Xian naturally wanted to turn to Hidden Weapon Master at this time. He had never used the sixth strike of [Chopping dry wood with bare hands easily and effortlessly], and he was full of expectations. After the palm strike, Hidden Weapon Master remained expressionless, and the damage number "1" faintly passed over his head. "I understand, love is like a thief's five-star evisceration." Fang Xian briefly calculated the calculation - if the damage of each hit of [Axe Control] is calculated as 170, it will be 850 in 5 rounds, and [Bare Hand Cutting] Chai is easy and effortless] After 5 rounds of continuous attacks, the damage caused is less than 900 points. ?From this point of view, this palm technique only looks weird, but it is not very powerful to use, and it requires five consecutive hits. If you have enough energy, [Axe Control Technique] is more convenient. While Fang Xian was doing calculations, Ling'er fired another [Fire Curse], and the sultry Hidden Weapon Master disappeared without leaving a word. I really don¡¯t understand how this kind of person would have the courage to molest the eldest lady of the Lin family in broad daylight. ¡¾The battle is over, 350 experience points and 100 coins are obtained. ¡¿ After killing the two middle-aged men, Fang Xian became more convinced. He began to like the character design of the game. From now on, every time he fights humanoid monsters, he is a middle-aged man, which is very unpleasant. "Thieves! Untie me quickly!" Lin Yueru's tender screams woke up Fang Xian who was in a state of joy. "Didn't I let you go a long time ago?" "The one below" Fang Xian took a look and found that he had indeed neglected it. The rope on Lin Yueru's hands was untied, but the rope on her feet was still there. No wonder she refused to leave. It was really embarrassing to jump home. "Ling'er, search her first." Fang Xian coughed and pulled Zhao Ling'er. "Huh? Are we going to have a guest appearance as a robber?" "There is no way. According to the plot, after I let go of her, she will draw the sword and hit me. I'm afraid of pain." Ever since, Fang Xian had foresighted it and prevented tragedy again. Ling'er walked up to Yueru with a strange mood and began to explore all aspects. "Eighteen. Touch" is how you sing it, it just tastes like that. By the way, a girl¡¯s body cannot be touched randomly. The pace this time was too slow. Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling¡¯er¡¯s cheeks flushed simultaneously. "Ling'er hurry up, don't do this." Fang Xian cleared his throat. "Oh" Ling'er also felt something was wrong, so she changed her approach and quickly touched the Yue Nu Sword at Yue Ru's waist, and quickly jumped back to Fang Xian. "This sword is good, you can keep it." After Fang chatted, he turned around and left. Ling'er touched the sword and found it was indeed good. Her brother Xian would do whatever he said. At this time, she didn't care about any overt robbery or covert robbery. She put away her sword and followed him. Lin Yueru was at a loss. It seemed that she had suffered a loss in this vote, but it also seemed that some mysterious power had awakened in her body. Ling'er took three steps and looked back, feeling very reluctant to let go. She didn't even know what she was reluctant to let go of. Yueru lowered her head, put her hands behind her back, and kicked the stones in confusion. Fang Xian¡¯s face twitched at the sight of this young man. "Ling'er." "kindness?" "You're stealing the show." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 032 Xiao Zhang Si Enters the City Suzhou City, a great place! There is heaven above and there are Suzhou and Hangzhou below. This is a saying that is chewed up, but it is chewed up precisely because it is realistic. Think about the core government officials of the Southern Song Dynasty hanging around in such a pleasant place, immersed in the palace of art since childhood. It's understandable that they only care about science and technology and culture, but neglect the violent soldiers and so on. No matter what, Suzhou is a place worth looking forward to. Just by looking at the name, you can tell that this place is very cultural and has pleasant scenery. Don¡¯t get me wrong, the above is just nonsense, not a description of the situation. Fang Xian's eyes widened. He stood at the south gate of Suzhou City. He seemed to be able to see the north gate with just one glance. From a visual inspection, the area of ??Suzhou City was larger than Yuhang County and smaller than Xianling Island. The number of pedestrians definitely does not exceed that of Yuhang County. Pharmacies, weapons stores, pawnshops, etc. can basically be shown in one shot. Fang Xian felt that he hadn¡¯t picked on the old man for a long time, and he couldn¡¯t stand such a big problem. "Can you be more serious?" ¡¾what do you want? I really tried my best, do you think this is a historical article, stinky. ¡¿ "Taiwanese accent? Is it something you've learned recently?" "It's not good for you to do this. A new one will appear before the last one has passed." ¡¿ "Well, this is Suzhou City after all. If you don't build a garden or something, how can I be worthy of the audience if you let me go in and recite poems and have a drink with a certain talented person?" ¡¾Those are outside the scope of the game. I am a hardcore player and loyal to the original work. ¡¿ "Is this the case with "Jin Yong's Heroes" too?" ¡¾The big map is very rough, the small map is very detailed. ¡¿ "Okay, I'll bear it." After several rounds of confrontation with the old man, Fang Xian felt relaxed all over. This is what it means to not complain. Suzhou City is the first large city that you pass through in the game. Generally speaking, when you arrive at a new place, you always need to replenish your supplies, update your equipment and so on. So, Fang Xian pulled Zhao Ling'er towards the pawn shop with the signboard with the word "Pang". After taking two steps, a Taoist priest came up to talk to me. "Brother, do you think it's a hexagram?" The Taoist priest's appearance is the most standard of wretched. He also has a mustache, but he is middle-aged and older, relatively kind. "I'm in a hurry." Fang Xian was naturally too lazy to pay attention to him. It was fine not to listen to this kind of unnecessary NPC nonsense. Whenever this happens, Ling'er must appear. Shake left and then again: "Brother Xian, listen to it, maybe something good will happen." "Hey" Fang Xian smiled bitterly, stopped and looked at the Taoist priest, "Go on, I'll give you the money if you agree." The Taoist priest looked at it briefly, frowned, and counted with his fingers. "Brother, you are going to be in trouble." "Did you get your lines wrong?" Fang Xian was stunned for a moment. There was indeed a Taoist priest here in the original game, but he only talked about the good things that happened in his life. How come it turned out to be a disaster when it was his turn? . To overthrow feudal superstition, good materialistic young people must not believe in this. "No, I'm leaving." Fang Xian pulled Ling'er and was about to leave. "Brother, wait a minute, listen to me." The Taoist priest had to keep following him in order to earn some money. "Brother, think carefully, are there any strange things happening one after another in recent days?" ¡°¡­Isn¡¯t this nonsense? It¡¯s one of the weird things for me to talk nonsense to you here.¡± "Hey little brother, I heard from Pindao that he has studied your face. Although your eyebrows are full of pride, but if you look deeper, there is always a trace of doubt, or an ominous premonition. Your subconscious has already felt it, but you haven¡¯t realized it yet.¡± "Uncle, are you doing physiognomy? Is this modern psychology?" "Advance with the times." "Come on, I'll give you 10 cents." Fang Xian didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he took out a few pieces of money and threw them to him, "Even if I want to think about it, I can't figure it out. There's basically nothing normal lately." When the Taoist priest got the money, his eyes were full of tears. He didn¡¯t know how long he had been working. This was the first time he opened his business. "Brother, since you are so generous, I will give you another word - the devil is around you." "The old man must have watched too many Taiwanese dramas. This spoof line has no highlights." Fang Xian completely lost interest in the old man, and pulled Ling'er with his head down and walked away, "Oh my God, I actually wasted so much time with this guy. a long time.¡± Arriving at the pawn shop, Fang Xian sold the miscellaneous items in his pockets and the [Fishing Suit]. Suddenly there was only a bottle of queen honey, a fishing net, and a sky-breaking hammer left in his bag. Then he took Ling'er to visit the weapons shop and armor shop, and Xiao Xiao updatedWith the equipment, [Martial Arts], [Defense] and other attributes have been improved to a certain extent, and the money is basically spent, which doesn't matter, as you will get a lot more if you just fight. The only thing that gave him a headache was that there were no axes for sale in the weapon shop. It seemed that finding this thing could only rely on luck. With all the chores done, we¡¯re ready to go. Fang Xian had already made a plan: "Ling'er, it's like this. I was originally going to participate in Lin Yueru's competition to recruit a bride. After thinking about it, I decided to forget it. But the exit of this map is in the backyard of Lin's mansion, so we have to find a way to sneak in. Lin Mansion, find the exit, do you understand?" However, Ling'er's expression was even more regretful than Fang Xian's: "Brother Xian, do you really want to abandon Sister Yueru?" Fang Xian let out a long sigh: "No way, the outside world is monogamous, and there is no point in bringing her there. When the time comes, I will be forced to give away my daughter, and readers should hate Mushroom King." Ling'er still knew very little about the outside world. Fang Xian said she couldn't, and she couldn't find any basis to refute it, so she had no choice but to accept it. The two of them walked to the Lin Mansion and saw a guard from the Lin Mansion guarding the door. He was obviously acting as a doorkeeper to prevent people from passing by. "You can't get in here, let's look around for any opportunities." Fang Xian began to wander around the Lin Mansion. ¡¾No chance. ¡¿ "Thank you, you helped me save time again." "Brother Xian, what's the sound? It's so magnetic." "You are hallucinating." Although the old man is playful, he never lies. He said that if there is no chance, there will be no chance. "It seems that we can only plan B." Fang Xian was not disappointed. In fact, he had no confidence in Plan A at first. He just wanted to save time. "What is it?" Ling'er asked. Fang Xian pointed to the inn not far away¡ª¡ª "go to sleep." "That's not goodyou are" "This time I really sleep." The so-called sleep, of course, means the screen buzzes for a while - the next morning. The Lin family¡¯s competition to recruit a bride won¡¯t start until the next day, so you can sneak in during the chaos. Therefore, going to the inn for a cutscene becomes the only option. The plot of a traditional RPG like Fairy Sword is relatively rigid, so I can only endure it. Fang Xian is not interested in most things in this world, except food. At this time, he was full of curiosity, wondering whether the old man had exaggerated Suzhou cuisine. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 033 The Story of the Cultural Cook Fang Xian is not interested in most things in this world, except food. At this time, he was full of curiosity, wondering whether the old man had exaggerated Suzhou cuisine. The two of them walked into the inn and found a table to sit down at. The waiter was dressed very standard. He took off the towel on his shoulder and wiped the table quickly. "Sir, what do you two want?" At this moment, Fang Xian was at a loss. He had long been accustomed to ordering food by looking at the menu. It was best to have some pictures on the menu. Now in an inn in Suzhou in the Southern Song Dynasty, he really didn't know what to order. So Fang Xian looked towards Zhao Linger, trying to ask for help. However, Zhao Ling'er's face was completely confused. She didn't know much about this place than the real world. This girl stayed in Shuiyue Palace all day long. Except for those few vegetarian dishes, her memory of food was blank. No idea, just ask if you don¡¯t understand. "Xiaoer, do you have any good dishes to recommend at your home?" The waiter asked patiently: "Do you want snacks or main course, snacks or tea, meat or vegetarian" "Forget it" Fang Xian shook his head, took out dozens of coins and slapped them on the table, "Pick up some local dishes with distinctive local characteristics and bring them to you, and two bottles of good wine. Thank you." "Please do it!" The waiter was overjoyed. It¡¯s not every day that someone takes advantage of someone like this. He collected the money and ran to the kitchen. "He seems to speak with a Beijing accent, right?" Fang Xian asked Zhao Ling'er, his face full of confusion. Ling'er was very calm: "Have you not noticed that everyone here speaks Beijing accent, and I also speak Beijing accent." The waiter is quite kind and has basically prepared all the specialty dishes. Suzhou cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines in China and belongs to the "Southern sweet" flavor. Fang Xian originally didn't like this flavor because it was too greasy. In comparison, he was more tolerant of the spicy Sichuan cuisine. "However, the sweetness here is unique and elegant. It's not so much the skill of the cook as it is the natural seasoning. There are seven or eight dishes such as braised duck, lion head, squirrel mandarin fish, bisnail shrimp, etc. Each dish has its own flavor. When he was in Shuiyue Palace, Fang Xian only ate the ingredients here, and the cooking degree was basically zero. And in this magical little inn, Fang Xiancai finally appreciated the breadth and depth of our country's traditional cooking skills. Good food must be paired with good wine. Fang Xian drank happily, but he had no idea what kind of wine he was drinking. There seems to be a floral aroma in this wine, and the taste is slightly sweet. It is not the kind of sweetness that is brewed, but the kind that is similar to the honey in flower buds. It is full of flavor, feels comfortable in the mouth, and even has an aftertaste in the stomach. . At the same time, this meal once again subverted Ling'er's view on food. "It's delicious!!" Ling'er chewed the lion's head like an ordinary meatball. The appearance was extremely indecent. "These are also meatballs. Why are they so much better than those in Malatang shops?" "This is a lion head, not a meatball." ¡°Isn¡¯t it just a bigger meatball?¡± "Okay, actually I think so too." Fang Xian drank a little wine and felt that this scene was quite comfortable. What he was playing was not a game, but life. What the old man said is indeed true. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. It doesn't matter how big the city of Suzhou is. Restore the flavor inside and it will become a good city. In half an hour, the two of them had wiped out all the dishes on the table, and the two Gu wines had also bottomed out. "Waiter!" Fang Xian called the waiter over. The waiter ran over happily, looking at the empty plate and sighing. "Sir, how much do you two eat" "Don't be afraid, we are full." Fang Xian asked, rubbing his belly, "What is this wine called? It tastes very refreshing." "Haha, sir, you know your stuff. This wine is the famous Osmanthus Wine! It's not a local wine. I don't know where it came from. There was a late poet in the Song Dynasty - Li Qingzhao. Did you know .¡± "Hey, I actually know! She invented the osmanthus wine?" "No, no, she just wrote a poem about osmanthus wine. Sir, please listen carefully" As the waiter said, he suddenly changed from a 2b youth to a literary youth: "The body is dim and light yellow, and the nature is soft. The traces of love are far away, but the fragrance remains." "There is no need for light blue and deep red, it is naturally the best among flowers. The plum blossoms are jealous, the chrysanthemums should be ashamed, and the picture railings are open to crown the Mid-Autumn Festival." "The poet is so ruthless, why didn't he see the end of the matter?" Fang Xian was stunned for a long time. "Can't understand." "Guest, you are joking, we children in Suzhou City can recite this poem."   Fang Xian asked again: "Does this word refer to this wine? Why can't I feel it at all?" "I'm not talking about osmanthus wine, I'm talking about osmanthus." Fang Xian was stunned again. The people of the Song Dynasty were indeed literate. Even a waiter in a shop had such accomplishments. He was an embarrassment to the people of the 21st century China. "By the way, I have one more thing to ask for." Fang Xian stood up and leaned into the waiter's ear, "Can you take me to meet your cook?" "This the cook is very busy" It¡¯s an old bridge, Fang Xian knows how to deal with it, he stuffs the broken money into the waiter¡¯s pocket, and everything is done. The waiter put away the broken money and made sure that the boss was not looking here. Then he took Fang Xian and sneaked towards the kitchen: "Sir, if you have anything to say, please tell me quickly." "Of course, I am in a hurry." Fang Xian did not forget to tell Ling'er before leaving, "Sit tight and don't move around." When I came to the kitchen, I saw a fat, white, middle-aged man looking up at the ceiling at an angle of 45¡ã, smiling lightly. His face was featureless except for being fat. His head was smooth and there was no hair at all. Even his eyebrows looked very light and slightly funny. "Didn't you say he was very busy?" "He is very busy, because there is the word 'busy' in his name." The waiter smiled apologetically and pointed at Chef Shamat and said, "This is the chef in charge - Fang Mang. You guys hurry up and talk, don't let the shopkeeper discovered." "Why did my parents choose the name? I feel very unhappy" Fang Xian mumbled and walked up to Fang Mang, waving his hand, "Can we talk?" I saw Fang busy sigh¡ª¡ª "The peach blossoms are smiling in Taohuawu, and the cuckoos are pretty in the Humble Administrator's Garden." "It seems that I am drifting in a fairyland, and I dream of returning to the south of the Yangtze River in the middle of the night." Listening to these words, Fang Xian felt that his more than ten years of study had been in vain. "What's the matter, sir?" The chef continued to look up at the ceiling, looking like a master. As a fat white man, he didn't have the joy of a fat white man. Maybe educated people are like this. Fang Xian had to adapt to the feelings of a cultural chef: "Brother Fang, I have two questions to ask. I hope you can enlighten me." The chef smiled and waved his arms: "I can't say I can teach you, but it doesn't hurt." "Where are you from?" "" The chef thought he was going to talk about some poetry and poetry, but he didn't expect this brother to be so vulgar, but he still had to answer questions, "Fang was born in Sichuan. He traveled to Hunan, Guangdong and other places when he was young, and later I lived in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas, and a year ago I was lucky enough to join Lin'an University as a chef. However, I made a big mistake and was demoted from the university, so I had to devote myself to a small shop in Suzhou." ¡°Brother, speak slowly, I¡¯m slow in thinking.¡± So the chef said it again. Fang Xian thought about it and realized that the co-author was an expert. He was proficient in Sichuan, Hunan, and Cantonese cuisine. He also served as an imperial chef. In modern times, he would be the head chef of any restaurant he entered. "Brother Fang is low-key enough, so I have to ask the second question." "please." "What mistake did you make in Ouchi?" "Can we not talk about this?" "I'll keep it a secret." "Hey" The chef looked melancholy, "One time the emperor had a small dinner party with all the nobles, and asked me to make a fresh foreign dish. The fresher, the better, and the more rare the better, so I made a Let¡¯s not talk about this anymore.¡± "That's all we've talked about, let's have a good time." "Well, I made a dish for them - fried water cockroaches." "Fuck" Fang Xian only felt at this moment that it might not be a good thing for a cook to know too much. After a brief thought, he asked, "How big is the water cockroach?" The cook made an oval as big as a bowl. "Who dares to eat this size? It's just that they don't want to eat it. Why do they demote you?" "Young master, I don't know. I have improved the water cockroach. Chinese cuisine pays attention to the color, flavor and aroma. I processed the fried cockroach, removing the head, tail and legs, and then dyed and seasoned it with mustard juice, and put it on the side. Picked up radish flowers or something.¡± "Then what?" ????¡°È»ºóËûÃǶ¼³ÔÁË£¬Á¬ÌÀ¶¼ÌòÁË£¬ËµºÜºÃ³Ô£¬¾ÍÎÊÎÒÕâÊÇʲô×öµÄ£¬ÎÒÈçʵ˵ÁË£¬¾Í±»×áÁËÒ»¶Ùºä³öÀ´ÁË¡£¡± "Hey they don't understand. Water cockroaches are very rich in protein." Fang Xian patted Fang Mong's shoulder, "Brother Fang, I understand your situation. Let's say goodbye. See you later." After saying this, Fang Xian strode away. Fang was confused. He just thought that this person was sick and came here to talk nonsense when he had nothing to do. He didn't know that he was very busy. {Piao Tianwen??www.piaotia.net Thank you all book friends for your support. Your support is our biggest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 034 The Third Young Master of Yangzhou As soon as he came out of the kitchen, he saw three middle-aged men in the hall surrounding Ling'er, showing off their power and power, very domineering. Man A: "I'm occupying the latrine and won't poop, whether you let me or not!" Ling'er: "My brother Xian asked me to sit down and not move around, but I won't let him." Man B: "Girl, we need to make it easier for each other to travel around the world. We have no place to sit down and eat, but we are going to be angry." Ling'er: "What's the convenience? What you say is disgusting." Man C: "My three brothers are the three young men of Yangzhou who are famous in Jiangnan. Don't force us to attack women." Ling'er glared angrily, as if he had inherited a certain temperament from Lin Yueru, and slapped the table and shouted. "Would you like to try something?" When the tension was at stake, Fang Xian had already arrived. He was so irritated that something might happen right now. "Ling'er!" Fang Xian ignored the Third Young Master of Yangzhou and came directly to Ling'er with a slightly dissatisfied expression, "Who taught you to say dirty words?" Ling'er was startled. She originally thought that her brother Xian was going to beat up these three men, but she didn't expect that she would be scolded. The female gangster's temperament was instantly washed away, and she returned to Xiaojiabiyu's temperament, with a face full of grievances. "Brother Xian doesn't like Ling'er being like this Ling'er just doesn't say anything in the future. Why are you scolding me like this" "Ling'er, you misunderstood." Fang Xian hurriedly rubbed Ling'er's head, "When you say dirty words like this, you only get the form, not the spirit, and it can't have the effect of shaking up the momentum. The real deterrent is not even using words. That said, look at me" Fang Xian turned around and looked at the Third Young Master of Yangzhou as if he was looking at dead meat. The flesh on his face was squeezed together, giving him the feeling of a Yamaguchi-gumi, and he just barely had a cigarette in his mouth. The Third Young Master of Yangzhou was already lacking in confidence because the Third Young Master was appointed by himself. This time I just came to Suzhou to participate in a martial arts competition to try my luck in getting married. Unexpectedly, I didn't enjoy the first meal. I tried to persuade Ling'er to give up my seat but was scolded. Just as he was about to have a fit, he broke into a gangster. The Third Young Master was instinctively taken a step back by Fang Xian's momentum. Their IQs were slightly higher than those of the Black Miao people. Looking at the new equipment that Ling'er and Fang Xian had prepared, he knew that these two people would be difficult to deal with. After the three young masters looked at each other, Man A snorted: "I, the third young master, don't want to cause trouble today and alert the government. I won't be able to participate in the Lin family's marriage tomorrow. I'll spare you for now." After saying this, the third young master had to give up this table and continue to wait for a table. "Wow, Brother Xian is so awesome! He is so domineering!" Ling'er clapped and hugged Fang Xian's right arm. "This is not the aura of overlord, it is just a reasonable deterrent. The aura of overlord is a special temperament that can only be exuded when someone is as strong as Xiang Yu. We ordinary people cannot learn from it." "Then why can you scare people away with just one expression?" Ling'er asked in confusion. "Because they are smart people and know how to weigh the pros and cons, I deliberately showed off my newly bought iron chain clothes to scare them. I understand that people will naturally retreat if they know they are invincible." Ling'er was slightly confused: "How do you know they can't defeat us?" Fang Xian sat down and took a sip of herbal tea. "I've read the guide." As soon as he finished speaking, the third young master of Yangzhou found the real soft persimmon. I saw Yangzhou's three young men gathered around a pretty boy's table, and the man stepped forward and kicked him. "You stinking scholar is reciting a piece of shit here, get out of here." The pretty boy fell to the ground and said angrily: "I will eat my food, you are not being reasonable." Man B: "You talk a lot of nonsense, you dare to say that our Yangzhou Third Young Master is unreasonable? Fight!" So, the young boy lay on the ground and covered his head, and the Third Young Master of Yangzhou beat him until he was so proud of himself. Fang Xian pointed at the unfortunate pretty boy: "Look at him, he wears a scholar's art hat, a pair of big eyes like an anime girl, his skin is white and soft, and he is as skinny as a stick. He is looking for a beating when he comes out." Ling'er couldn't bear to see the third young master beating the fair-faced scholar: "Brother Xian, those three middle-aged men are bullying others. I think that scholar is very pitiful. Let's go over and help." "No." Fang Xian shook his head and pulled Zhao Ling'er toward the shopkeeper, "That guy's name is Liu Jinyuan. He looks fair and tender and easy to talk to. In fact, he is a second-generation official with no bottom line and a shady mind. That part of the plot I Don¡¯t want to trigger.¡± Ling'er saw that Fang Xian had used so many words to belittle the scholar, which showed that Fang Xian really didn't want to take action this time, so there was no need to act coquettishly. The third young master over there was beating them up, and the boss here was doing whatever he was supposed to do. Quan pretended that he didn't see it. "Boss, come and have sex." "Two or one night." The boss stretched out his hand. Fang Xian was startled: "but I only have scraps of money with me. I have never seen silver in this world."??. " "That's because you are poor." The boss looked very disdainful, "The Lin family competes in martial arts to recruit brides. There are too many customers in the shop, so the price will naturally increase. If you have money, you will pay, and if you don't, you will leave." Fang Xian asked helplessly: "How much money is equivalent to two taels of silver? I'll put it together." "2000 Wen." "There are also Hilton business suites in the Southern Song Dynasty." Seeing Fang Xian scratching his head, Ling'er leaned into his ear and whispered: "Forget it, I can't stay tonight, just find a place to spend time." "You're so sensible." Fang Xian smiled and rubbed Ling'er's head, pulling her back, "It's better not to feel wronged, isn't it Liu Jinyuan, I can bear it." The third young master was beating Liu Jinyuan vigorously, but suddenly a big ax flew from nowhere. ¡¾The battle is over, 420 experience points and 300 coins are obtained. ¡¿ "Is this the end? I haven't played it off yet?" ¡¾Save time, there are too many such battles recently. ¡¿ "By the way, I want to complain, they are obviously three middle-aged men, why are they called San Shao? Do you have any grudge against a certain great god?" ¡¾No way, the humanoid monsters in the game are all middle-aged, but the Lin family has an age limit for martial arts competitions, so we can only use them to make up the numbers. ¡¿ ¡°Well, since the Suzhou cuisine is quite delicious, I won¡¯t care.¡± The short but glorious life of Yangzhou's third young master has come to an end. His next appearance will be in a brothel in the capital, which is a small compensation. "Thank you, young hero, for the rescue!" Liu Jinyuan patted his butt and stood up, as if nothing was wrong. His ability to withstand beatings was probably his only strength. He must have suffered a lot when he was a child. Fang Xian was at a loss as to whether he should be polite or not. He was a second-generation official and the hotel had already been booked. "Brother Liu, you're welcome." "Oh? How do you know my surname is Liu?" "Go back to the house and say it slowly, let's go." Fang Xian picked up the food and wine on Liu Jinyuan's table and walked to the second floor, "You and I hit it off right away and chatted all night long." "Very good!" After walking into Liu Jinyuan's room and setting up the food and drinks, Fang Xian asked Ling'er to go to bed and rest, while he and Liu Jinyuan sat opposite each other. Liu Jinyuan raised his glass and said, "I haven't asked the young hero his name yet." "My name is¡­¡­" ¡¾Early the next morning. ¡¿ "Zhang Shaoxia, you and I chatted all night long. Liu was very happy. However, we have important things to do today, so we left first." Liu Jinyuan bowed and stood up. "Brother Liu, please walk slowly and complain about the abrupt transition." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 035 Unbearable Hunger and Thirst When Liu Jinyuan left the room, Ling'er also got up. "It's weird, I wasn't like this before, why do I feel like time flies so fast now." Ling'er rubbed her eyes. "This is called rhythm." It was the next morning when the two of them walked out of the inn. Without much delay on the way, they came directly to the door of Lin Mansion. The place was already crowded with people, and the guards who guarded the door had already left to do what they were supposed to do. "Ling'er, let's keep a low profile and go around from behind." Fang Xian and Ling'er walked into the Lin Mansion and walked quickly with their heads lowered, for fear of being discovered. The rules of the martial arts competition are quite simple. If a man of the right age goes to the ring to fight Lin Yueru 1v1, he can marry her if he wins. At this time, a middle-aged man wielding a meteor hammer was confronting Lin Yueru on the stage, and he was about to lose. Fang Xian didn¡¯t dare to look any further. He lowered his head and walked quickly. But before he had taken two steps, a loud voice came from in front of him: "Zhang Shaoxia! It's you!" Liu Jinyuan, as a bystander, could not forget his mission. The guards of the Lin Mansion followed Liu Jinyuan's voice and caught Fang Xian and Ling'er. Under this vigilant gaze, Xian's plan was ruined again. "Tiansha's nerd." Fang Xian cursed secretly and walked to Liu Jinyuan's side, "Brother Liu is here, why don't you go up and try?" Liu Jinyuan sighed after hearing this: "Hey" "I understand, don't sigh, you will marry a good wife in the future." "What do you know? I didn't say anything?" "Oh you said last night that you are Lin Yueru's cousin and have been her childhood sweethearts since childhood. However, Lin Yueru's father is the leader of the martial arts league and wants to recruit a fool who practices martial arts as his wife. However, you have no foundation and can only be a wife. Scholar." "Have I said so much?" "Well, you drank too much." "Hey" Liu Jinyuan lamented again, "I look up at my cousin fighting with a bunch of middle-aged people, and I feel unwilling to give in!" Just as he was talking, Lin Yueru on the stage caught a flaw of the middle-aged man, turned around, and kicked him away from the ring with a beautiful flying kick. The middle-aged man drew a graceful arc in the air, coming exactly in the direction of Fang Xian. Fang Xian had already prepared for this part. He grabbed Liu Jinyuan, who was bowing his head and sighing, and raised his leg to hit his butt. Liu Jinyuan was also kicked away, and he had a fierce collision with the middle-aged man in the air. "Brother Xianis this okay?" "It doesn't matter, this guy is durable." Liu Jinyuan and the middle-aged man fell to the ground almost at the same time. The middle-aged man had no idea what was going on, but Liu Jinyuan only had a little nosebleed, and he was indeed very resistant to the beating. "Zhang Shaoxia, what do you mean?" Liu Jinyuan's expression was quite aggrieved, but it was ignored by everyone in the audience because the protagonist at this time was Lin Yueru. Lin Yueru could see Fang Xian's appearance clearly at this moment. Isn't he the guy who did bad things at the door yesterday? "Dad! That's him!!!" Lin Yueru pointed at Fang Xian and turned around to complain to Lin Zhennan who was watching the battle. "Oh? Is he the one who let go of those slaves?!" Lin Zhennan stared at Fang Xian for a while and exclaimed, "What a face!" Lin Yue was so angry that she waved her whip and cursed: "Thieves, you took advantage of me yesterday by taking advantage of the large number of people. Today I will make you suffer a lot." "No need, I admit defeat, the heroine is mighty." After Fang Xian bowed, he tried to pull Ling'er to lower his head and walk away. At this moment, the Lin Mansion guard who was guarding the door yesterday appeared out of nowhere and stopped in front of Fang Xian: "Young hero, if I want to teach you a lesson, you should go on stage honestly." Lin Zhennan also waved his arms and said: "Young man, come up here and try. I want to see how much effort you have to make Yueru so angry." Ling'er also used the word "Shake": "Brother Xian, my sister begs you to go up and marry her. Just obey." Fang Xian's face trembled. The man's desire and responsibility struggled with each other, and he finally found a way to satisfy his desire and evade responsibility. Damn it, why didn't he think of it earlier? Fang Xian's face was serious: "Miss Lin, Senior Lin, it's okay for me to come up and compete, but there is one thing we have to make clear in advance." Lin Yueru twirled her whip and scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, if you can beat me, I will agree to all 100 conditions." Fang Xian said seriously: "If I win, no matter how you settle your household registration, you won't be able to register at the Civil Affairs Bureau. Let's make an agreement." A gust of cool breeze blew by, and it was quiet. Lin Yueru didn¡¯t listen to what he said at all. She waved her whip and shouted: ¡°Come up and die!¡± Ling'er clapped and said, "Brother Xian, Sister Yueru is urging you!" Fang Xian¡¯s heart at this momentHaving made the decision, I felt refreshed after crossing the moral threshold. I jumped lightly and reached the stage. "Thank you, madam, for your help. I will be kind to you." "Stop talking nonsense! Little thief! Watch your move!" Lin Yueru didn't wait for Fang Xian to stand firm, and the big whip came around. Fang Xian didn't dare to neglect, he skillfully took out his wood-splitting ax and made a sword-control move, the shadow of the ax flying all over the sky. Everyone in the audience was amazed that the ax could be played like this. Lin Zhennan frowned and thought deeply. This move looks like Shushan Kung Fu, but its momentum is much stronger than the flying sword. It is not as noble and ethereal as Shushan Kung Fu. This guy is interesting. Since they have played against each other before, both sides know each other's moves very well. There is nothing new in the back and forth. After four rounds, Fang Xian only had more than 90 health points left, but Lin Yueru's health volume was still unknown. "This" Fang Xian suddenly discovered something. It seems that he has one less initial skill than Li Xiaoyao. Its name is [Qi Healing Technique], which can restore 75 points of life. The battle with Lin Yueru was won with the help of Qi therapy. Ling'er has always been there in the previous battles, so treatment is not a problem. This is the first time he has fought a tough battle alone, and his blood volume is obviously critical. "Huh, thief, you can't fight alone!" Lin Yueru whipped again, causing 37 points of damage, and Fang Xian's health was almost exhausted. At this time, Fang Xian seemed calm, but his heart was about to collapse. "Silly stupid stupid, why didn't you think of such a simple question" Fang Xian mentally scolded himself for being sloppy. He originally had some marching pills in his bag that could restore his physical strength, but he sold them all in the pawn shop. It is estimated that Lin Yueru in the boss state still has at least about 500 points of blood remaining, and she can only last two more rounds. If this continues, she will be over early. ¡¾I just said that Zhang Si¡¯s route is not that easy to conquer. ¡¿ "You are so mighty, please give me some advice." ¡¾I gave you some advice when you faced the little grass monster. ¡¿ "" Fang Xian then thought that he had almost forgotten a good friend who had been through life and death. Li Xiaoyao had skills that Zhang Si did not have, and Zhang Si also had skills that Li Xiaoyao did not have - [Net Casting Technique]. Under the old man¡¯s prompting, Fang Xian¡¯s confidence doubled. He seemed to feel that the fishing net in his backpack was already thirsty! "You forced me to do this!" Fang Xian shouted, and like Doraemon, he took out a broken net from nowhere and shouted, "Cast the net!" When the fishing net was launched, dark clouds covered the sky, and the crowd in the audience screamed in surprise. Even Lin Zhennan's eyelids twitched: "This movecould it be the long-lost Pansiling skill, the Heaven and Earth Net!" {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 036 Brother Fishnet, have a good journey When the fishing net was launched, dark clouds covered the sky, and the crowd in the audience screamed in surprise. Even Lin Zhennan's eyelids twitched: "This movecould it be the long-lost Pansiling skill, the Heaven and Earth Net!" There was no need to dodge in the turn-based game. The net followed Lin Yueru like it had eyes, and finally it covered her. "How disgusting!" Lin Yueru exclaimed, her movements had been restricted, and she couldn't pull out the whip no matter how hard she whipped it. Fang Xian clapped his hands, bowed and said, "I accept." "What the hell!" Lin Yueru threw down the long whip, raised his right arm and waved it, turning his fingers into a sword, the sword into Qi, and a [Qi Sword Finger] broke through the net and hit Fang Xian's forehead. This caused 41 points of damage, and Fang Xian had 12 health left. With a thud, Fang Xian knelt on the ground. The scene was quite shameful. He didn¡¯t want to kneel down. In this game, during battle, he would kneel down like this when he was near death. "Humph, the thief must be scared." Lin Yueru had just cut the fishing net with one move, easily broke free from the fishing net, picked up the whip again, stroked the whip tip, with an evil look on his face, "Just tell me, let me whip it Where can I end you?" Fang Xian's mind went blank. Is this the end? There is obviously one week left until the holiday, so I¡¯ll spend the rest of the time doing nothing. ¡¾Young man, don¡¯t be discouraged, you can do it. ¡¿ ¡°¡­please give me some tips.¡± ¡¾I told you earlier, I warned you. ¡¿ "" These words awakened Fang Xian again, and his whole body was as excited as if the clouds had been cleared to see the sun. The old man has never commented on the fishing net. Starting from the battle with the little grass monster, he always wanted to remind him of the [Sky-Breaking Hammer]. He faintly felt that the sledgehammer in the bag was also thirsty. "You forced me to do this!" Fang Xian used up his last strength, took out the Sky-Breaking Hammer from nowhere, and used the [Sword Controlling Technique] to strike the hammer with a fatal blow. This is a completely fatal blow. This blow consumes 100 infuriating energy. After this blow, Fang Xian cannot even use [chopping dry firewood with bare hands easily and effortlessly], let alone this blow. If you can't handle Lin Yueru, her whip will definitely make you want to die in the next round. I saw the sky-shattering hammer turning into a black shadow in the air, split into eight pieces, mixed with an evil aura, and smashed towards Lin Yueru. The final damage figure is 900. ¡¾Tips, there are still two chances to use the Skybreaking Hammer¡¿ Lin Yueru collapsed to the ground again. She lost again. She lost in front of the masses on the stage where she competed to recruit a bride. "III lost" Lin Yueru dropped her whip to the ground, lowering her head and saying nothing. Lin Zhennan was overjoyed. "Ha-ha-ha-my good daughter, you have lost!" Lin Zhennan helped Lin Yueru up, quickly fed her a pill, and then ran to Fang Xian's side in tears regardless of his identity as the leader of the martial arts alliance. , "I've been waiting for you, my virtuous son-in-law!" Fang Xian left the battle and recovered some physical strength. He just felt that playing this game was too much. He seemed to have been a good son-in-law three times. But now that he has decided to accept Lin Yueru, he needs to be more polite when facing Lin Zhennan. He is no better than Uncle Ding. This father-in-law is the real deal. "My father-in-law gave me the award. Lucky, lucky." Fang Xian coughed twice and put away the Sky-Breaking Hammer. "A good son-in-law must never be modest." Lin Zhennan chuckled, turned around and said loudly to everyone in the audience, "Thank you folks for supporting me. Today, someone finally broke my daughter's 51-game unbeaten record. Everyone, please come back. Come to me at noon tomorrow. The Lin family is having a wedding banquet!!" There was a burst of cheers from the audience, and most of the people came to watch the excitement. Lin Yueru was very powerful in martial arts and basically invincible in her heavyweight class. Even a middle-aged super heavyweight might not be able to beat her. It was a good show today. They had been waiting for this wedding banquet for a long, long time. At this time, some villagers were actually crying. "It's time to drink wedding wine I'm going to starve to death." "Congratulations to Alliance Leader Lin for getting a handsome son-in-law." It seems that complaining about Zhang Si¡¯s face has become the opening line of every character, and Fang Xian has long been accustomed to this. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUT back, someone quits. "Cousin! You must not!!!!" Liu Jinyuan's face was already flushed, and his injured nose started to spurt blood again. He was furious and finally climbed onto the ring at the risk of his life, " How can Yueru marry a mountain fisherman!!" Lin Zhennan snorted: "What do you think?" "Of course you will marry me!" Liu Jinyuan took a step forward with his chest raised.But at this moment, a bolt of lightning struck from the sky, hitting Liu Jinyuan's Tianling Cap, and thunder roared. Liu Jinyuan fell to the ground at the sound, his scholar's hat was completely scorched by thunder, and he was unconscious. Zhao Ling'er clapped her hands and jumped onto the ring happily: "You are not allowed to fight for women with my brother Xian." Fang Xian is proud, he is really proud. The spiritual beauty of this girl Ling'er is beyond description in words. Who else could be so domineering about helping her husband steal a woman apart from her! "Good Ling'er." Fang Xian stepped forward and rubbed Ling'er's head. "(*^__^*)Hehe" "Why can I see smiling faces?" ¡¾Science, you don¡¯t understand. ¡¿ "It's none of your business, don't interrupt the story." Seeing that Fang Xian and Zhao Ling'er were very close, Lin Zhennan had an ominous premonition in his heart and quickly asked, "Xian son-in-law, who is this girl?" Lin Yueru also suddenly became excited, turned her head, and stared at Fang Xian with a red face. Zhao Linger also looked at Fang Xian blankly. The scene is frozen. Fang Xian frantically searched his memory, trying to remember how Li Xiaoyao had fooled him back then. ¡¾Don¡¯t think about it, the original work didn¡¯t explain it, this is an open plot, dear~~¡¿ Lin Zhennan waved his hand in front of Fang Xian: "Wonderful son-in-law, good son-in-law?" Ling'er lowered his head, grabbed Fang Xian, and said softly: "If brother Xian really likes sister Yueru Ling'er would rather be a child." "You little sister!" Fang Xian cursed subconsciously. The whole audience was stunned, not knowing what this kid was thinking. "Xianxiang, what do you mean by small?" Lin Zhennan asked. "My father-in-law, have you ever taken a concubine?" Fang Xian asked. Lin Zhennan looked embarrassed, waved his hand and shouted to the crowd: "Okay, it's okay, let's go. Don't forget to come for the wedding banquet at noon tomorrow!" Everyone dispersed in a hurry, and some kind-hearted people helped carry Liu Jinyuan away who was in a coma. Lin Zhennan shouted to the two maids of the Lin Mansion below the ring: "Shuiyue, Tianlan, take the two of you back to your room to rest." ¡¾Fuck, I let you fool me. ¡¿ "This is knowledge. In the Southern Song Dynasty, it is not kind to take concubines. People of Lin Zhennan's level naturally don't keep a high profile. In situations like his, he usually keeps a mistress, a third wife, etc., and he doesn't want people to know. Naturally Will avoid this topic.¡± "Aren't you uneducated? Don't you even understand poetry? ¡¿ ¡°I still know a little bit about sexual culture.¡± ¡¾(-___-)b, you win. ¡¿ After Fang Xian finished communicating with the old man, he walked a few steps and squatted next to the remains of the fishing net. "Brother Yunet, I'm sorry, I will give you a generous burial." As soon as he picked up the fishing net, Lin Yueru suddenly rushed out and snatched the fishing net away from her hand. It¡¯s so irritating to see people compare to each other, because Mao Lin Yueru can still be so lively after losing. Fang Xian said angrily: "What are you doing? This is my good brother who has been through life and death many times with me. Return his body to me quickly!" Lin Yuesu¡¯s reaction was shocking. "This can you leave it to me" I saw Miss Lin stroking the fishing net, very reluctant to let go, "This person will be yours from now on, and their things will also be yours" "Girl, your face has changed too quickly. Besides, what do you want a fishing net for?" "I hate it, please leave it alone." Lin Yueru grabbed the fishing net and ran towards the backyard like a shy girl. "Ha-ha-ha-" Lin Zhentian stroked his beard and laughed three times, "Okay, okay, okay, I think one person can take care of my daughter. My dear son-in-law, please go back to your room and rest first. Let's talk again tonight." .¡± "Easy to say." Shuiyue led Fang Xian, and Tianlan led Zhao Linger, and walked towards their rooms respectively. "I forgot to complain just now, why is it you again." Fang Xian looked at Shui Yue, she should be Shui Yue in Shui Yue Palace. "Haha, we are short of manpower. After that plot is over, I still have three guest roles." "Thanks a lot." "Mr. Zhang, what grandma said Tianlan and I still remember" "Don't make trouble." Walking into the room, Shuiyue went out. ¡¾Get ready, it¡¯s time to transition. ¡¿ "Well, that's right, you told me in advance this time." ¡¾That night. ¡¿ Shuiyue enters the door. Fang Xian was very calm: "Hi, beauty, long time no see."   Shuiyue hid her face and smiled, then saluted and said, "Master Zhang, the master of the house has invited me to the main hall of Lin Mansion." "Thank you." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 037 If this can be considered a confession When Fang Xian left the room, it was indeed evening. The birds singing and the flowers fragrant in the backyard of the Lin Mansion really have the style of a Suzhou garden. Although it is night, it is still very pleasant. The old man is not lazy. ???????????????????????????????????????????????: A bunch of maids are talking, laughing and playing around Lin Yueru in front of them. Seeing Fang Xian's arrival, the maids dispersed after laughing lewdly, leaving only Lin Yueru under the moonlight. "You are so annoying" Lin Yueru's face flushed with embarrassment, and she kicked stones with her hands behind her back. "Passing by, passing by." Fang Xian smiled, lowered his head and walked away. "Wait a minute" Lin Yuerujiao shouted and asked, "Hey, lookdo my clothes look good?" Fang Xian took a closer look and found that this outfit was basically the long purple shirt from before. It really had a unique flavor when worn on Lin Yueru. In an instant, she transformed into a savage heroine and a coquettish beauty. As the saying goes, if you can go to the killing field, you can enter the kitchen, and you can chop. Man, the bed is warm! "nice." "I hate it aren't you just perfunctory?" Lin Yueru turned her back and continued to kick stones. Fang Xian scratched his head and said with a smile, "It's really beautiful." Lin Yueru smiled and continued to ask: "Then tell me, what is so good about me?" Fang Xian answered very naturally: "Everywhere is beautiful." Lin Yueru said dissatisfied: "Why are you men like this? You are not serious at all." Fang Xian was even more dissatisfied. He had been holding back on this problem for a long time: "Why are you women like this? A thousand years have passed, and you still keep asking these questions back and forth." "What are you asking? I just asked a question?" "Don't ask, I'll answer in advance." Fang Xian turned around and walked towards the lobby, leaving a not-so-romantic but down-to-earth confession for Lin Yueru. "You ask me if I like you, I do. You ask me when I started to like you, and I have liked you since I was 10 years old. You ask me what I like about you, and I like everything about you. If you have to ask me again, I like you the most. Where¡ªI love spanking you.¡± "You" Lin Yueru wanted to get angry, but couldn't. The words seemed casual on the surface, but they seemed to contain a lot of stories. Especially the last sentence. Lin Yueru rubbed her buttocks and spanked herself. Her buttocks and heart were all spinning at the same time. In the lobby of Lin Mansion, Lin Zhennan has been waiting for a long time. Fang Xian walked to Lin Zhennan and saw that he was silent in front of the ancestor's spiritual tablet. "What is your father-in-law worried about?" Lin Zhennan sighed: "Hey these are all things of the past. Back then, my ancestor Lin Zhentian was so powerful that he dominated the world. Later, his ancestor Lin Zhendi also dominated the world. Later, my father Lin Zhenguo also unified the Chinese martial arts. In my generation, the four brothers People, Lin Zhennan, Lin Zhenbei, Lin Zhendong, and Lin Zhenxi can only live on their own side. It seems that God is working against my Lin family and letting us decline from generation to generation. I also admit this. I have already chosen a good name for my son. My name is Lin Zhencheng, but my wife can¡¯t give birth to a baby boy" "Mo Chou, father-in-law, this is because your father didn't choose the name well. Besides, the grassroots level is better than the central level, and no one cares about it." "That's true. The competition was fierce when I was working in the capital at that time." Lin Zhennan shook off his sad emotions, put his hands on Fang Xian's shoulders, and said with longing, "My dear son-in-law, the future of my Lin family depends on you." "Do your best." Fang Xian had no choice but to deal with it. According to his plan, he would say goodbye to his father-in-law tonight and revitalize your sister's Lin family. Our Fang family still doesn't know how to get along. Lin Zhennan's expression turned serious, and he suddenly said seriously: "By the way, my dear son-in-law, I have a question to ask. Please answer truthfully. This is related to your marriage to Yueru." Fang Xian panicked. It seemed that this guy had clearly seen his relationship with Ling'er and wanted to exert pressure to squeeze Ling'er down. "Excuse me, father-in-law." "Okay." Lin Zhennan cleared his throat, "My dear son-in-law, what is your name?" "Plop" Someone was overthinking. "Don't complain, we ended up too hastily during the day and I forgot to ask." Fang Xian wiped the smear on his mouth, bowed and said, "My junior name is Zhang Mingsi, and I make a living by fishing in Yuhang County. Liu Jinyuan is right, I am a fisherman." Lin Zhennan smiled and shook his head: "No, no, your kung fu is definitely not something that a fisherman can learn, honestly." Fang Xian knows that this time he has met the market price. The Jiangnan Wulin leader still has some skills, at least he is more reliable than the experts. "My father-in-law has good eyesight. That sword-controlling technique was passed down to me by the Shushan Sect's Jiujianxian." "Sure enough!" Lin Zhennan saidZhang Zhang laughed, "I think this is the swordsmanship of the Shushan School, but it tastes a little different in your hands." Fang Xian said modestly: "This junior is lucky. Later, I was lucky enough to learn two tricks from a woodcutter." "What?!" Lin Zhennan's expression tightened, "Yuhang County woodcutter you mean - Uncle Ding?" "Is he so famous? Why do you call him uncle?" "It turned out to be him, no wonder." Lin Zhennan recalled the past, "I fought against him when I was young. His Ding family was very domineering in both his axe-handling and body movements, but he had a lazy temperament and didn't like to get involved in these things in the martial arts world. My son, I just lived in seclusion in Yuhang Town. In your kung fu, you combine the elegance of the Shushan School and the domineering power of the Ding family's martial arts. You are indeed a wizard. If you lose at your hands, Yue Ru will not lose." Fang Xian's head is a little dizzy. Uncle Ding is as good as Lin Zhennan. Lin Zhennan started talking and suddenly pushed Fang Xian. He put his right hand behind his back and stretched out his left hand to make a gesture of invitation: "Come on, come on, let's go through two moves, let me feel your ability, so that I can teach you the Lin family's martial arts in the future." Fang Xian declined: "I have used all my tricks. You have seen them during the day, so there is no need to compete anymore." "That's it" Lin Zhennan touched his beard, suddenly rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile, "Then I'll explore your roots, and I'll beat you for three rounds. If you hold on, I'll teach you the Lin family's martial arts." .¡± "Wait don't be like this my last father-in-law was like this too." "One Yang Finger!" "flutter¡­¡­" "Okay! Come again! Qi Jue fighting spirit!" "Ugh" "Awesome! Then take my third move - Dragon Roaring Fist!" "Plop, vomit, vomit" After three moves, Fang Xian barely stood still. Even the Suzhou food he had eaten in his stomach was vomited out, and the health bar he had just raised bottomed out in an instant. Lin Zhennan laughed and patted Fang Xian: "What a good boy, with strong bones." "Manythank you father-in-law for the compliment." Lin Zhennan saw that Fang Xian was about to die, so he took out a pill and gave it to him. Fang Xian took the elixir and pondered it. After seeing clearly that it was the [March Pill], he decisively stuffed it into the four-dimensional space bag. Lin Zhennan saw this and asked: "Xian son-in-law, is it possible that you don't know the healing skills?" "My father-in-law has good eyesight." Lin Zhennan thought for a moment and then said: "In that case, I will teach you a trick [Condensing Qi and Returning to Origin]. You can treat it yourself without asking anyone else. You should be careful!" ¡¾Tips: You have learned how to condense Qi and return to the original state, and the single target will recover 220 points of physical strength. ¡¿ "Thank you, father-in-law! I'm done!" Lin Zhennan nodded and smiled, and was about to chat with Fang about these Lin family ancestors and thoroughly brainwash him, when he heard the screams of the maids coming from the backyard. Shuiyue ran into the hall with a heavy breath¡ª¡ª ¡°Master, Mr. Zhang, it¡¯s not good¡­snake¡­snake demon!¡± "oh!?" Lin Zhennan¡¯s ¡°Oh!?¡± is a person¡¯s instinctive reaction when facing an unexpected accident. Fang Xian's "Oh!?" was really confused after thinking about it. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword, Chapter of Unscrupulous Bullshit [Hello everyone, I am the old man. ¡¿ "Why is that you." ¡¾Mushroom wants to make the bullshit about asking for votes more vivid. ¡¿ "It didn't feel vivid at all. This was a naked and unscrupulous conversation flow!" ¡¾o(n_n)o~(*^__^*)©¸(^o^)©¼¡¿ ¡°Okay, let¡¯s get down to business, what are the mushrooms moaning about?¡± ¡¾He would like to thank everyone for your encouragement. The book review section has become very popular recently and the votes are good. He is a little shy and does not dare to face book friends for fear of being arrogant. ¡¿ "Tell me, if you have time, why don't you write two more chapters?" "There is no way to do this. Many masters are like a dam when they code. They are out of control. They can't write 20,000 words in an hour and are embarrassed to say hello to others." There are many big gods like faucets, and there is an endless stream of people. If you don't do 30,000 a day, you are not a man. ¡¿ "I've heard this before. You're going to complain, saying that mushrooms are troublesome to conceive, how difficult it is to write this kind of article, etc. We understand, and we will update it more often to ensure quality." "No, it's more serious than you said. For many masters, coding is like milking a cow. They work hard and can get it out. It's not a problem to have 10,000 to 8,000 words a day. ¡¿ "What is the mushroom code?" ¡¾that. ¡¿ ¡°???¡± "You know, if you work hard for a long time, you will come out a little, and if you hold it in for a long time, it will be more frequent. If you do it more often, just a few drops will disappear. ¡¿ "Uncleyou have to consider the emotions of female readers." ¡¾In this world, all the people who read online articles are rotten girls, it doesn't matter. College students~~The male to female ratio is three to one, one couple is gay and the other is gay. ¡¿ "That's wrong, it's a fujoshi watching a threesome I'm starting to understand why this chapter is called the Chapter of Indecency." ¡¾By the way, Mushroom asked me to express my gratitude to everyone. The current results are completely beyond imagination. Although I am still far from being a great, medium or small god, I seem to be very contented. ¡¿ "Men must have pursuits." ¡¾So he entrusted me to ask for votes. ¡¿ ¡°¡­If you don¡¯t add more, you want to ask for more votes?!¡± ¡¾The oars and oars disappeared into ashes and smoke. ¡¿ "Where's moral integrity? Where's moral integrity?" ¡¾Young man, you know, this article relies on its features to attract people. If it gets messed up, everyone will have a hard time. ¡¿ "That's right." ¡¾Okay, thank you all for voting. ¡¿ ¡°¡­This is the most shameless vote-seeking I have ever seen.¡± [By the way, please click on it. The first place on the new book list is too imba, and the final boss is so strong. Next week is the last week of the new book period. The editor of Sanjiang will not show appreciation, and the beauty editor will go on vacation. I would like to thank you all on behalf of Mushroom. ¡¿ "Okay, that's it for asking for votes. I'd like to ask a few questions on behalf of the book friends." ¡¾Excuse me. ¡¿ "First, how many heroines? Take them all? ****?" ¡¾o_o? I don¡¯t know, I¡¯m not a mushroom. ¡¿ "Pay attention to your moral integrity." ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Ling¡¯er and Yueru. I imagine there may be a foreign girl named Nova or a foreign girl named Kerrigan in the future. Friends who are interested and have strong tastes can research it. But it seems to be more troublesome for foreign girls to accept the setting of serving one husband together, and Mushroom is also hesitant. ¡¿ ¡°I don¡¯t want foreign girls, I want Girls¡¯ Generation, I want AKB.¡± ¡¾Help convey it to you. ¡¿ "Second question, we just like to watch the game part. It's really annoying when you intersperse so many urban plots." ¡¾I have heard a lot of contrary opinions on mushrooms. Classmate, let¡¯s take a long-term view#£¤%#£¤%You are right. ¡¿ ¡°What an outrageous wording, I¡¯m going to kneel down!¡± ¡¾Actually, Mushroom is already trying to solve this problem, and there will be the ultimate solution in the "Ranch Story" part. ¡¿ "I believe you for now. The third question, what about tailing and imprisonment, is the introduction good?" "There will be, I made that game very carefully. ¡¿ "Really?" "Of course, the black sister dares to write even to the night shift ward, so imprisonment is already very cruel. ¡¿ "Last question, do mushrooms have any grudge against black people and middle-aged people?" ¡¾Mushroom is a middle-aged man with dark skin. ¡¿ ¡°‡årz¡­¡­.¡± {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 038 My daughter is getting older and I can¡¯t keep her anymore The scene is frozen. In the original story, Zhao Ling'er was pregnant and had insufficient spiritual power to maintain her human form. She did turn into a snake demon here, causing quite a stir. But in Zhang Si's script, the black screen clearly flashed across that night until the next day. At least in this world, he clearly didn't do anything! The following is the psychological description of Fang Xian and Lin Zhennan when faced with the news of the emergence of the snake demon. Fang Xian¡¯s first reaction was uncertainty: I¡¯m sure, I¡¯m sure, I¡¯m sure I got out at the last moment. Fang Xian's second reaction - calm analysis: Even if a small probability event occurs, it is a matter of the real world and has nothing to do with this. Fang Xian¡¯s third reaction¡ªcalmly complaining: Well¡­it seems like he was tricked by the old man. Lin Zhennan¡¯s only reaction: Oh? Fang Xian and Lin Zhennan looked at each other and ran towards the backyard at the same time. "My father-in-law, I'll just go and take a look. It's just a little snake causing trouble, so I won't bother you." "A snake demon has appeared in the majestic Suzhou City. As the leader of the Jiangnan Wulin League, I must take care of it. Please don't dissuade me from being a good son-in-law." In the backyard, the maids screamed and scattered in chaos. From the trajectory of their actions, it can be directly determined that the place where the incident occurred was Zhao Ling'er's bedroom. Fang Xian gritted his teeth, feeling very worried. It seemed that what he had been afraid of had really happened. Lin Yueru had been in a daze in the backyard just now. After hearing the scream, she was the first to rush to Ling'er's bedroom. At this time, Tian Lan was so scared that she collapsed on the ground, pointing at Ling'er's room and speechless. Lin Yueru caught up and looked towards the room. Sure enough, a beautiful snake was hesitating here, its long hair spread out, just covering its face and breasts. "Where did the snake demon come from? It dared to attack our Lin Mansion at night!" Lin Yue subconsciously drew out her long whip and stepped forward to fight. The snake demon is confused. Fang Xian arrived at the right time and shouted: "The moon is like a wait!!" "Huh?" Lin Yueru turned around and saw Fang Xian and her father arriving, and her confidence instantly increased, "Dad, fourth brother, there really is a snake demon!" Fang Xian jumped hard and stood between Lin Yueru and the snake demon. When he looked inside, he saw that it was indeed Zhao Ling'er in the form of a snake. Lin Zhennan also caught up. When he saw the snake demon, he shouted angrily and wanted to fight. "Uncle-in-law, wait a minute!" Fang Xian had no choice but to stop him. Lin Zhennan only said that Fang Xian shrugged slightly and waved his hands impatiently: "Good son-in-law, don't worry about me. The little snake demon can't even think of hurting me." "" Fang Xian pondered for half a second with a ferocious expression, then turned around and said with a smile, "This is just a larger snake, not a snake demon." This is probably the most deceptive sentence he has ever said in his life. Lin Yueru scolded: "What's your look? Have you ever seen a snake with long hair?" Fang Xian gritted his teeth and cursed secretly. There was nothing left to do. This was the only way it could be done now. He took a step forward, pointed at Ling'er and shouted: "Don't run away, you beautiful snake! My father-in-law is the leader of Jiangnan Wulin, so don't be so arrogant!" Ling'er blinked his big eyes, not knowing what he meant. Fang Xian had no choice but to speak more clearly: "Your only escape route is to break through the earth wall behind you! Do you dare! Do you dare!" Linger continued to be confused. "Fuck, you're stupid after eating Malatang. Food additives are harmful to people!" Fang Xian could only break the jar at this time. He rushed forward, took Zhao Ling'er's hand and rushed to the back wall, and decisively took out the Sky-Breaking Hammer. Just all at once. Under the power of the Sky-Breaking Hammer, the entire room shook, and the fragile wall had been smashed through. ¡¾Tips: There is one last chance to use the Sky-Breaking Hammer. ¡¿ At this time, no matter how stupid Ling'er was, she understood what Fang Xian meant. She lowered her head and held her breast in her arms, followed her brother Xian dejectedly and slid out. Why is it crossed out? Because she is a snake and can only slide. Lin Zhennan and Lin Yueru stayed where they were, puzzled by this scene. "Tian Lan, whose room this room belongs to." Lin Zhennan turned around and asked. Seeing that the snake demon had left, Tian Lan's fear subsided a little. She stood up and bowed and said, "It belongs to the young lady who was with Mr. Zhang." "Did you see anything?" Lin Zhennan asked. "I'm here to clean this girl's room As soon as I entered the door, I saw this snake monster looking at the mirror in a daze." Lin Yueru's heart trembled, and she turned around and asked, "Have you seen your face clearly?" "Um¡­¡­" "Hurry up and say it!" "I can see clearlythis snake demon belongs to that girl" Lin Zhennan was furious when he heard this and split the wooden table with one palmrotten. "It's unreasonable. This guy is from the Shushan sect and is a descendant of the Ding family's martial arts. He's actually associating with demons! The Jiujianxian is blind, Uncle Ding is blind, and I, Lin Zhennan, are blind too!" "So, I'm also blind" Lin Yueru stayed on the spot. Lin Zhennan sighed again when he saw his daughter's appearance. In the whole of Suzhou, there was not a single man who could make his precious daughter look up at her, let alone a man with superb martial arts skills. Now, after a lot of hard work, he finally recruited an uncle who was good at martial arts and whom Lin Yueru also liked. What a pity, what a pity Lin Zhennan hugged his daughter and sighed: "Good girl, don't be sad. There is nothing you like in Suzhou. Dad will go to Yangzhou to find it for you. If there is nothing in Yangzhou, dad will go to the capital to find it for you." Lin Yueru lowered her head and gritted her teeth: "No, no, no, I don't want to look for him anymore, I want him." "Yue Ru! Be obedient." Lin Zhennan said sternly, "The most important thing for people in the martial arts is their character. This four is as powerful as the demons, and if you have bad character, everyone will get it in the future, not to mention that our Lin family is powerful in the martial arts. , How can you recruit such a son-in-law? Just give up." "What's the Lin family, what's the martial arts world, I'm just a woman, I don't care, I don't care! I want him!" Lin Yueru made up her mind and dodged towards Fang Xian's escape direction. "Yueru! If you dare to leave, don't come back!" Lin Zhennan was furious and spit out a bloody line. Generally speaking, once these words are spoken, it is equivalent to forcing people to leave. Sure enough, Lin Yueru was forced to leave by this killer sentence without looking back, not even a parting speech. Lin Zhennan sighed, shook his head silently, and said the line that everyone is very familiar with: "My daughter is getting older and I can't keep her anymore" Fang Xian pulled Ling'er and ran all the way. In a blink of an eye, they arrived at the outskirts of Suzhou. There was a pergola in front of them. It seemed that no one was chasing them, so the two went into the shed to rest for a while. "Ling'erhowyoufeel?" Fang Xian was sweating profusely. At this time, the psychological pressure was much greater than the mental pressure. Zhao Linger held her belly sweetly, blushing and lowering her head. This scene is incredible. "Brother Xian there seems to be a naughty egg in my stomach. This little thing may have eaten it, and my spiritual power is not enough." Ling'er cooed, but Fang Xian was speechless. Seeing Fang Xian's look, Ling'er's original joy sank again: "Brother Xian, aren't you happy?" "No, I'm just thinking about something." "What are you thinking about?" "When you give birth, do you lay eggs or" "You hate, hate, hate, hate, you are so disgusting!" Seeing that Fang Xian was still joking, Ling'er no longer felt uncomfortable, and grabbed Fang Xian and beat him non-stop. "Be gentle, your snake form is too powerful" After beating for a while, Ling'er got tired, so she leaned on Fang Xian and rubbed her belly. If someone were passing by this scene, he would probably be scared to death. Intuitively, this scene is a story about two people and a snake, with many development directions and positions. "Brother Xian, do you think this naughty guy is a boy or a girl?" Ling'er said with a sweet smile. "I remember she was a woman." "Then let's give him a name." "It's useless, he was born only after Tongban." Ling'er's nose felt sour when she heard this, and her stomach felt very uncomfortable. "What a naughty boycan't I see him being born?" Fang Xian gently stroked Ling'er's belly and sighed: "Don't be sad, there are still many opportunities." Psychological subtext: "Be careful next time, it is not reliable to withdraw temporarily" Ling'er's thinking was distorted by these words: "Brother Xian is right, we can also make a bunch of naughty eggs in the real world!" "Don't make trouble, I have no money and no registered permanent residence." ¡°I want whatever I want!¡± "Is this a new skill? It's a new skill after shaking left and right!" The two were chatting when they suddenly heard hurried footsteps not far away, causing the two of them to panic for a moment. Fang Xian listened carefully and saw that there was only one person, so he didn't panic. Lin Zhennan must be drinking at home. Ling'er asked blankly: "Brother Xian, do I want to run away? Isn't it good for Sister Yueru to see me?" "It's okay, I've accepted this girl, thank you to the screenwriter." Lin Yueru turned around and happened to see Ling'er nestling in Fang Xian's arms. "You" Lin Yuezu felt a little embarrassed at this time, even though she had known about their relationship for a long time.?But being so arrogant is still a bit intolerable, "You two lewd thieves!" Fang Xian laughed and said, "If a man loves a woman, how can she become a liar?" Lin Yueru hesitated for a moment and then asked: "But she is a demon You are like this" Fang Xian sighed, his eyes suddenly became deep and philosophical: "Yueru, what you see is just an illusion. Linger is just like you and me, we are all human beings." "Illusion? This girl's scales are still moving! She is about to shed her skin! Is there such a clear illusion? !!" Fang Xian shook his head: "Pause." ¡¾Okay, this girl's heart already belongs to you the moment she was spanked, now? ¡¿ ¡°¡­but I didn¡¯t ask anything.¡± ¡¾Child, I am God. ¡¿ "Okay, now." ¡¾True¡¤space spirit intertwined sl**! ¡¿ "Because you are so kind, I won't complain." Time and space reversed, and in the blink of an eye, I returned to the familiar hotel suite. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 039 Cowgirl Time and space reversed, and in the blink of an eye, I returned to the familiar hotel suite. "It's so comfortable!!" Zhao Ling'er stretched out and jumped on the bed, "It feels much better without the naughty egg in my belly!" Fang Xian stood up and turned around, looking at Lin Yueru who was in a sluggish state, pointing to the sofa: "Sit down and talk slowly." Lin Yueru looked around blankly, thinking that all this was an illusion: "Are you all monsters?" "It's weird, how could Ling'er accept this setting so easily at that time." Fang Xian shook his head, helped Lin Yueru sit down, and began a long and boring scientific lecture. Zhao Ling'er didn't like to hear it, so she turned on the TV. At four o'clock in the afternoon, the TV series version of "Legend of Sword and Fairy" was still being replayed. Fang Xian began to explain: "Yueru, do you believe in God?" Lin Yueru was completely unfazed by Fang Xian. At this time, she was instantly attracted by the TV program. She pointed at "Lin Yueru" on the screen and asked, "Is that me?" Fang Xian waved his hand: "We will discuss this issue later. Let's start from the root. Do you believe in God?" Ling'er smiled at Lin Yueru and said, "This is you. Look, there's me next to you!" Fang Xian: "Don't make trouble, you are serious." Lin Yueru was completely attracted by the TV. She took turns with her whip and cursed: "Who is this? Why are you pretending to be me?!" Fang Xian: "¡­¡­¡­¡­" Zhao Ling'er: "Haha! Don't be angry, I've been faked too! I'm not as good-looking as my sister." Lin Yueru came to the screen, looked at Zhao Ling'er on the TV, and then looked at the silly Zhao Ling'er next to her: "Why is there such a big difference?" Zhao Ling'er pouted and said, "Isn't it? He has very expressive expressions. When this person plays, he only has a zombie face and cries." Fang Xian quickly stopped: "Stop it, these words offend people." Yueru simply sat on the bed, side by side with Ling'er: "Who is that man next to you?" Ling'er smiled and said: "It seems his name is Li Xiaoyao. When we were at the inn, he teased me, but I used a thunder curse to scorch him." "This person's face is quite square." "Ahem" Fang Xian cleared his throat. He was already ready to use theology, science and philosophy to explain the relationship between the two worlds, but it seemed that Yueru was not interested in this at all. Are these girls all born with big ideas? "Forget it. Well Ling'er, please take the time to explain to her, I'll go out for a while and you two just stay here." "What are you going to do?" Yueru asked. "Buy you some clothes." Fang Xian pointed at Lin Yueru. Lin Yueru turned her head, and then noticed that Zhao Ling'er's clothes were very strange, with long socks and short skirts, which looked weird. Modern clothes are obviously more capable of triggering some impulses in human beings, regardless of men or women. "" Lin Yueru blushed and pretended to be stubborn: "I have already chosen my wedding clothes, and you hate it." Fang Xian was speechless, gave Ling'er a look of sympathy for his hard work, and hurried out. Seeing that Fang had left, Yue Ru took off her shoes and went to bed. "This bed is much more comfortable than the one in my Lin Mansion." Ling'er smiled slyly and said, "That's not true, especially when it's like that it's so exciting." Yue Ru was stunned for a moment, and it took her two seconds to react: "When did you say" Ling'er chuckled and patted Yueru's butt: "When else could it be." "You're so disgusting, you whore," Lin Yueru cursed, but she was fascinated in her heart. At 4:14 pm, Fang Xian came to the styling center again. He was bored. Seeing this guy, the young lady asked listlessly: "Are you still looking for Teacher Shao?" "Thanks for your hard work." This time, Teacher Shao was looking energetically at the newspaper that had just been delivered. "Hi." Fang Xian patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder. Teacher Shao turned around, thinking that business was coming, but when he saw that it was still Fang Xian, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless: "Isn't it? Here again?" "Two packs of Marlboros." "Is Hongta Mountain okay?" "Okay, it's ten yuan." "Xiaohong, I'm going out for dinner and I'll be back in a while." "" At the door of the styling center, Teacher Shao asked as usual: "Who are you buying for this time? Do you have any photos?" Fang Xian stretched out his hand: "Sorry, I have to lend you your phone." "Don't you have a mobile phone?" Teacher Shao impatiently took out his mobile phone, clicked on the Marlboro he just bought in the morning, took a deep breath, and then coughed wildly, "Cough Laomei's cigarettes are smelly and choking. " "I don't want to turn on my phone, I just want to have a comfortable holiday." Fang Xian quickly searched for Lin Yueru's photo and handed the phone back to Teacher Shao. After what happened in the morning, Teacher Shao's mental endurance has made a qualitative leap. He was not surprised when he saw Lin Yueru's picture. He just blew out smoke rings and asked: "Is this your girlfriend too?" "No, it's my girlfriend's cousin." "Who are they from? Qiao Guolao's genes are not as strong as their father's, right?" "Hurry, do you still want the two packs of Hongtashan?" After that, the two men visited the shopping mall again. Teacher Shao designed another style for Lin Yueru. Fortunately, he did not choose long socks this time, and there was no too perverted scene. This purchase exceeded the budget and cost 4,200 yuan. Fang Xian was about to cry but had no tears. Within a day, he had been promoted to a silver card VIP of the shopping mall. I am afraid that he will soon have to rely on credit cards to survive. Teacher Shao begged to see Lin Yueru as usual, but had no choice, Fang Xian could only take her back to the hotel. When Fang Xian came in, Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru were chatting quietly. When Fang Xian came back, they both chuckled and stopped talking. Fang Xian is quite happy to see this kind of scene. The relationship between these two girls is the biggest good news in the world. There will not be so much trouble in the future. Excluding the household registration book, marriage certificate and so on, the future family life has basically become a happy life. Boundless state. Fang Xian hurriedly threw a few bags of clothes on the bed: "Change into them, so we can go out to eat." Women are all the same, they have a perverted love for brand new packaged goods. Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er tore open the package together and screamed. Ling'er held up the black jeans and said dissatisfied: "Why is sister Yueru's pants better than mine?! Why is my skirt so short!!" "Tch!" Lin Yueru happily tried on the women's denim top, "This dress suits me. The outfit on TV is too girly." "I want it too, I want it too, I want it too!!!" Ling'er squeezed her eyes and shook her head. "Don't talk about style issues, Teacher Shao is waiting to worship you outside." Ling'er picked up the boots again and asked, "Why are my sister's shoes made of leather and mine made of cloth?" "Okay, okay I will buy leather for you in the future, please forgive me for now." Fang Xian wiped his sweat, Le Wubian was interested in everything. It had only been two days, and two years of savings had been wiped out. This woman is too It¡¯s scary, especially when shopping for clothes. In the future, they must not be allowed to come into contact with a monster called Taobao. Lin Yueru happily picked up the jeans and put them on her legs. She had a ferocious look on her face but couldn't put them on. "Brother Xian, your pants are too small." "Not small, not small at all." Fang Xian's evil heart resurfaced, "These are outer pants. You have to take them off your legs before putting them on again. Ling'er, help sister take them off quickly." "Oh." Ling'er was so obedient that she pounced directly on Lin Yueru, grabbing her trouser legs and trying to pull them down. "Thieves!" Yue Ru shouted angrily, "We haven't gotten married yet! Don't do this!" "It's okay, just get used to it." Fang Xian said proudly. Facts have proved that when a person is arrogant and proud, he is not far from being unlucky. Lin Yueru grabbed the long whip beside him and swung it with all his strength. With a muffled "pia" sound, the whip went around Fang Xian's front and hit his butt. If you run away, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. Fang Xian screamed, covered his butt and fled into the bathroom. "You are so awesome even when I come out with you!" "Humph, let me make you unreasonable again!" Ling'er chuckled: "Well done, sister!" Fang Xian was rubbing his buttocks in the toilet. Yueru's whip wasn't very harsh, and the pain soon stopped. "You waityou wait" Outside, Teacher Shao put his ear against the door and had various associations with this conversation and the sound of the whip hitting people. A few minutes later, Ling'er shouted, and Fang Xian dared to come out. If Zhao Ling'er's clothes are playful and cute lolita clothes, then Lin Yueru's clothes are cool street clothes that highlight her personality. Cowboys are paired with long boots, and the upper body is a short, lean casual denim, with a black sweatshirt underneath, a Nike type, with a big James dunk painted on the center. Some people believe that she is the Thirteenth Sister of Hongxing, some people believe that she is a street basketball player, some people believe that she is the queen of Qiu Mingshan Mountain, some people believe that she is an older killer - forget it, there is really no such thing. In short, Zhao Ling'er's cuteness and Lin Yueru's coolnessThere was a sharp contrast. I saw Lin Yueru shaking her collar handsomely and giggling under her breath: "Ling'er, do you think I'm cool?" Ling'er pouted and said, "Humph, just wait, I'll let Brother Xian do it for me too!" Teacher Shao, who had been waiting outside for a long time, finally couldn't help knocking on the door. "Friends? Is it over?" Fang Xian opened the door as usual, and Teacher Shao walked in while rubbing his hands. He was really shocked when he saw Lin Yueru's look. If he had a few hairs, he would definitely explode now. Being famous is not as good as meeting. Meeting Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru in one day would make everyone collapse. "It's a ghost!" Teacher Shao couldn't accept the experience and the shape that fit so well with the game. He held his head and exclaimed. "pia" Lin Yueru had already whipped the whip, but it wasn't too harsh. It only left a red mark on Teacher Shao's neck: "Where did you come from? How dare you insult my aunt? I'm looking for a whip!" After saying that, she still wanted to smoke again. "Ah!!!" Teacher Shao screamed like a woman and hid behind Fang Xian. Fang Xian quickly advised: "Sister-in-law, please calm down. This uncle saw how beautiful you are, so he subconsciously exclaimed." Teacher Shao quickly covered his neck and nodded, not daring to fart. "Sister-in-law?" Lin Yueru asked confusedly, "When did I become your sister-in-law?" "Aren't you Ling'er's sister?" Yueru thought about it, if she married Fang Xian, she would indeed become a sister to Ling'er. This is nonsense, now she and Ling'er are already sisters. Fang Xian winked at the two girls: "So, isn't Ling'er's sister my sister-in-law!" Ling'er had been here for two days and understood a little bit, so she pulled Yueru to persuade her: "Sister, this is Teacher Shao, who is equivalent to the maid and eunuch in charge of grooming in the palace. She helps us pick out clothes and style our hair. , although he looks disgusting and has a bad character, he is not a bad person." Teacher Shao is unhappy, uncle, I worked so hard to buy you clothes, but in the end I ended up with a "palace eunuch" and "not a bad person"? Fang Xian turned around and apologized with a smile: "Teacher Shao, don't blame me. They are from the village and are ignorant. Tomorrow afternoon at the same time, I will take them to do their hair together to cheer you up." Teacher Shao¡¯s face trembled. "We have agreed not to bring whips." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 040 There is a cousin named Fang Fang in the village After Teacher Shao left, Fang Xian began to look at Lin Yueru carefully. "Not bad, not bad." Fang Xian waved his hand, "Spin it around and look at your butt." Lin Yueru's big whip has already been waved. Fang Xian was already prepared. Just as he was about to hide, he suddenly thought that there was a TV behind him. If I remember correctly, if I break this thing, I will have to pay 18,000 yuan in compensation. Fang Xian had no choice but to blame himself for being short-tempered. He had gained experience. Fang Xian closed his eyes and slapped two whips in shock. ¡°pia¡­pia¡­¡± Lin Yueru burst out with a queen's smile: "Haha, don't let you be rude again." "You wait." Fang Xian smiled ferociously. Sooner or later, this girl would fall into his hands and she would not be able to kill him. As he was talking, he heard the old Nokia ringtone ringing in the house. ¡°Boom boom boom boom ¨C boom boom boom boom ¨C boom boom boom boom¡­¡± Fang Xian frowned: "My mobile phone was turned off, did you move it?" The two women looked at each other and pointed at each other at the same time: "She moved." "Hey I can't live this life." Fang Xian followed the voice and found the bedside phone. The caller ID - Fang Fang. What a rustic name, yes, this girl is really from the village. Fang Fang, from Shandong Province, is a distant relative of Fang Xian. It is said that she is the sister of his grandfather's brother's daughter-in-law. The specific identity cannot be verified. In short, on a cloudy day half a year ago, Miss Fang Fang found Fang Xian's family with two large woven bags and saluted, and came to the imperial capital to seek refuge. After that, Fang Xian tried his best to find relatives and friends, and finally found a tolerable job for his distant cousin with a college degree - an guide in a bank savings office. Simply put, the job of a guide is to guide. When a customer walks into the bank, the usher will always smile no matter how unhappy he is. He will ask whether he wants to deposit money or withdraw money, pay the electricity bill or apply for a card. Then he will guide the customer to a certain counter, or help him get a number and let him wait for a while. Don't be impatient. Of course, the guides are not officially employed by the bank and are similar to temporary workers. In terms of income, salary, and face, they are several heads shorter than the staff sitting at the counter. The salary is 2,500 yuan a month, not including food and accommodation. (By the way, I want to complain, this income is beyond the reach of online article authors. That¡¯s it.) Normally, Fang Xian only sees her once a month at most. He only occasionally bumps into her when he goes home to see his parents. Seeing that it was someone who had nothing to do with work, Fang Xian answered the phone. "Huh?" This is Fang Xian's standard greeting when answering the phone. It means please, omitting the previous hello. The cry of my cousin came from the other end of the phone. She was so sobbing that she couldn't speak complete sentences. It was very pitiful. "Hello? What's wrong? Talk?!" Fang Xian was slightly shocked. Although this girl is not her biological sister, she came here to seek refuge with her at least. Blood is thicker than water. She has been wronged like this. She must not have been bullied. Bar. There was still crying on the other end of the phone, crying, and suddenly there came a man¡¯s curse¡ª¡ª "**, you bitch, why are you so angry?! Damn it!" Fang Xian felt sick after hearing this. This way of cursing, this illogical expression, this nonsensical swearing all point to a specific image of middle-aged people. As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to deal with, but the devil is difficult to deal with. Considering my cousin¡¯s current job position, I am afraid that I will encounter a terrible middle-aged scolding man. Fang Xian has some understanding of this kind of people in the Imperial Capital. These guys are purely soft-tempered and afraid of being tough. The more they want to bully, the more they will bully them with all their lives. They don't even dare to take a breath when they encounter those who are arrogant. As a low-level worker in the service industry, my cousin is a Shandong girl who is honest to the core. She has no solution when meeting such a person. There were still curses coming from the other end of the phone, words that even mushrooms couldn¡¯t type on the keyboard. "Okay, that's great. Old men bully little girls, right?" You¡¯re bullying me because there are no sons in our family, right? Fang Xian is a calm person and does not get excited easily, but he gets angry every time he sees something like this, not to mention that the victim is his cousin. There was still only scene sound on the other end of the phone, and no one spoke into the phone. It must have been my cousin who dialed secretly. The meaning couldn't be more obvious. Fang Xian's face sank, and he said to the two women, "I'll go out for a moment, you two just wait for me." After saying that, he continued to listen to the phone and ran outside. "A distant relative is also a relative, a cousin is also a sister, and he ran to the imperial capital helpless. How can we, the old Fang family, allow him to be insulted? Ling'er and Yueru in the room looked at each other, nodded at the same time, picked up a whip and followed him. Fang Xian has always beenWhile holding the phone, he didn't notice the movement behind him. ???????????????????????????????????????????????The cousin was crying in grievance all the time, and there were scoldings from rough men. The more Fang Xian listened, the angrier he became. If he didn't curse like this, was this person crazy? No one would care. He shouted into the phone a few times but no one answered, so he hung up the phone, dialed the landline at the counter of his cousin's savings office, and at the same time ran towards Fang Xian of his cousin's savings office, which was not far away, at most a 10-minute walk. . The savings bank's phone was connected, and there was a woman's voice on the other side. "Hello, js bank, n street savings bank." "Sister Hu?" Fang Xian asked. Fang Xian knew that his cousin was stupid and honest, so he went here to avoid being bullied. When he joined the company, he went over to treat those people to a meal, so he was still somewhat impressed by the voices of these employees. "I'm Hu Mei, who are you?" When Hu Mei replied, she could still hear the man's curses over there. "I'm Fang Xian, Fang Fang's brother. Is Fang Fang here?" "Ahyou" Hu Mei's tone was very hesitant, "She is" Hearing Hu Mei's tone, Fang Xian had already roughly guessed what was going on. It was as he expected. It was a troublemaker, a scumbag who came to vent his anger on the waiter. Just like some people like to find faults and scold the waiters when they go out to eat, there are such people in any service place, and even the marginal usher can't escape bad luck. ¡°In short, those who are offended are the honest people at the bottom. "Sister Hu, tell me what's going on." Fang Xian gasped. Hu Mei thought about it for a while, and then advised: "Don't worry about this matter, we will handle it ourselves." "I'm impatient. I heard you cursing over there. If you don't say anything, I'll kill you." Hu Mei had no choice but to briefly describe the situation: "Actually, it's nothing. It was just a customer who came to withdraw money, but he didn't bring his card. He insisted on withdrawing it, so he started swearing, from the clerk to the president, to from the police station, to the State Council. .¡± "Is this person crazy?" Hu Mei continued: "We could all see that he was deliberately looking for trouble, so we ignored him and let him scold him, thinking that he would get annoyed after scolding him for a while. But Xiaofang had no experience and went over to ask people what was going on. After understanding the situation, I was told that I could apply for a bank card report first, and then I could withdraw the money.¡± "Isn't this good?" "Listen to me. The man said okay, report the loss, but he didn't bring his ID card. Xiao Fang asked him to go back to get it, but he stopped. He didn't know what the disease was, and he grabbed Xiao Fang and wouldn't let go. , scolding here endlessly." Fang Xian felt angry again. Let's not talk about this man's moral character and IQ. There are so many employees in this savings bank, but no one came to help Fang Fang out. I wonder if she is a real girl. Fang Xian held back his anger and asked, "How long have you been making trouble?" "It's been more than half an hour" "Fuck." Fang Xian was so angry that he hung up the phone and quickened his pace. If he didn't hang up, he would be scolded. That meal was considered a waste of money, and Fang Xian had been working in the workplace for two years, so the things involved could not be clearer. "This kind of person is a mad dog. Whoever gets involved will be in bad luck. Most bank employees don't dare to go up and persuade him. They all point to him and leave when they have barked enough." Fang Xian invited these people to dinner just so that they could take care of his cousin and help him out in times like this. Who knows, these guys are still doing what they are supposed to do, letting others point at their cousin's face and humiliate her. Fang Xian had already started running without realizing it. He didn't even realize that his running speed had increased significantly. At this time, he didn't care about his cool image, unbuttoned his collar and ran all the way. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 041 I am still young (It¡¯s the last week, I¡¯m not poor anymore, just for that dream, thank you all.) At the door of the savings bank, you can hear the curses inside from a distance. The security guard is smoking at the door and looking back from time to time. Fang Xian ran up the steps and cursed at the security guard: "What the hell are you doing?" The security guard had also seen Fang Xian twice, and his expression was slightly shrugged, very embarrassed. "Brotherit's not easy to even eat, are you right" "Fuck." Fang Xian didn't have time to talk nonsense with him, so he kicked the door and rushed into the savings bank hall. Sure enough, a disgusting-looking middle-aged man grabbed Fang Fang's arm, pointed in his face and cursed: "Smelly bitch, come on, come with me to get your ID card? Are you leaving with me? Is it fun for me to run back and forth? Will you accompany me home?!" The people nearby hid far away, no one dared to look. An old man with a little conscience and clear thinking persuaded from afar: "Young people, understand each other. These are the rules set by the bank leaders. This little girl is not deliberately trying to embarrass you." "Old b, get out of here. I only know this little bitch, so I'm just going to scold her. What the hell do you care about?" No matter how educated the old man is, he is still an old man. He had to shrink his head and take two steps back, sighing: "People nowadays are too impetuous." ??Looking at the staff, they are like security guards at the door. They can hide as far away as they can and do what they are supposed to do. They are afraid of being implicated. They don¡¯t dare to make mistakes if a mad dog bites anyone. Seeing the old man shrug, the middle-aged man continued to pull Fang Fang. ¡°Don¡¯t you want me to get my ID card?! Let¡¯s go, come with me?!¡± The man was so strong that Fang Fang couldn¡¯t resist, so she had to squat on the ground and cry. "Brother I was wrong, I was really wrong" Fang Fang almost cried when she said this, like a child being beaten by her father, but it is really uncomfortable for such an old girl to feel so wronged. Although the crowd didn¡¯t look at it, they felt sympathy in their hearts, but even so, no one took action. "Who are you squatting to show your b to?!" The man dragged Fang Fang out in shock, "You want to show your b to others, okay, let's go out and watch." At this time, Fang Xian finally arrived. He took two steps forward and pinched the scolding man's arm. He didn't know whether it was because of his excitement or his recent strength. This pinch made the middle-aged man's bones crack. "If you want to go out and chat, I will accompany you. Don't leave him alone." Mom drags little girls." This scene is like Bruce Lee holding a passerby's hand, like holding a chicken. He is completely overwhelmed in terms of strength and momentum. This is Fang Xian's anger that he has been holding back all the way. "Fuckwhat are you doing" The scolding man screamed in pain and finally let go of Fang Fang's hand. The situation changed next, and Fang Xian dragged the scolding man out. "Youyou" The scolding man panicked, and when he saw that it was a young man in his prime, his heart suddenly trembled. Bullying the weak and fearing the strong is nothing more than this. If you bully them, they will be mad. If you are a little bit mad, they will be mad. Fang Xian had already taken a look at the street-swearing man's attire and other things. He was a typical scoundrel looking for trouble. Maybe he was scolded by his boss, maybe his sex with his wife was not going well, maybe his daughter was fucked by a gangster In short, this kind of person is a bastard who specifically seeks out the service industry to make trouble. Anyway, no one cares about swearing here, no one dares to care about it, and few employees have the courage to comment with customers. As the security guard at the door said, it is not easy for anyone to eat. The middle-aged man couldn't resist Fang Xian with all his strength. He was sweating profusely and his heart was panicking. He suddenly covered his heart and fell to the ground. "OhohI had a heart attackI killed someone! I killed someone!" "I'll kill you and paralyze you." Fang Xian ignored him at all and continued to drag him out. The middle-aged man tried his best to struggle but it was in vain. His clothes, which were not very clean, were used to mop the floor of the savings bank. Seeing that pretending to die was ineffective, the middle-aged man quickly yelled at the other employees of the savings bank in a hoarse voice: "You guys, call the fucking police! He's killing someone!" The staff were confused and at a loss. They did not dare to call the police indiscriminately. On the one hand, it was very troublesome, and on the other hand, it was easy to cause adverse effects. Moreover, in this kind of situation, the person involved usually leaves after being tired of scolding, and there are very few good young people who act bravely. Nowadays, when a good young man occasionally appears, they really don¡¯t know how to deal with it. The man continued to howl: "Hurry up and call the police. If you don't report the damn thing, you won't feel better if something happens to me." ??The smart staff thought that this was what happened. They were monitoring the bank. It was better to just watch the brave young man drag away the scolding man and beat him up. So, a certain employee wisely protected himself and dialed 110.  Fang Xian spat and cursed: "Hello, this bastard didn't call the police when he grabbed the little girl and scolded her, but he knew that he called the police when I took him out?! You guys are very nice! I'll take that meal for granted. Feed the dog.¡± Fang Xian wasn't afraid that he would call the police. He didn't want to do anything to the man. He just wanted to make him suffer a little bit and go out and hold up his collar to scare him. It would be fine if the police came. This was not a fight. This is called deterrence. But, but, there is always a but, and there is always something terrible behind this but. Before Fang Xian could drag the scolding man out, he heard two chivalrous female voices. "In broad daylight, insult a defenseless and weak woman!" ¡°We must seek justice in broad daylight!!¡± "On behalf of Brother Xian, we will destroy you!!!" These lines, this posture, no need to think about it, Fang Xian was puzzled, this Sailor Moon's lines were also learned by Ling'er on TV? The "buzzing" sound reached everyone's ears. This was the sound of a big whip shaking in the air and accumulating power. Fang Xian could clearly feel that something was already hungry and thirsty. At this time, his cultivation level is still very limited, so it is not easy to dodge. It is basically impossible to drag a middle-aged man to dodge this blow. So, Fang Xian also chose Mingzhe to protect himself, jumped to the side, and shouted: "Silly girl! Go out and fight! There are fucking surveillance cameras here!!" The heroes of the heroes pay attention to the momentum. This weak reminder is that they cannot stop them, let alone how they know what the camera is. By the way, the bank¡¯s camera is connected to the Public Security Bureau. Fang Xian could hide, but the scolding man pretending to have a heart attack on the ground had no time to hide. "Pia!" "Ah!! Wow" This is the clearest roar in the history of this book, and also the most miserable wailing in the history of this book. Lin Yueru, who had gathered all her strength for a long time, hit the scolding man on the butt with a whip. The scolding man's pants were instantly whipped to pieces, and his skin and flesh were torn. It was terrible to see. "Well done, sister! If I could use the Five Elements Curse, I would definitely scorch this bastard who bullied our sister-in-law!!" Under Ling'er's encouragement, and under the surprised and admiring gazes of the surrounding people, Lin Yueru's confidence doubled, and a surge of Sailor Moon's bravery burst out in an instant. Yes. ¡°pia!!!¡± ¡°Ah!! Plop¡­¡­¡­¡­¡± As the saying goes, every wave is stronger than the last, and the whip goddess is not covered. This is only the second blow, and she has sixteen more blows after her. There is a kind of whipping in Singapore. It existed in ancient times and still exists today. It involves using a cowhide spike soaked in water to whip someone's buttocks. Usually, the person's buttocks will be bruised in one stroke, and the person will faint after two strokes. The person will then be carried away to recuperate. Then the whip was used to make up for the debt. Although Lin Yueru's whip has not been soaked in water, she has been immersed in whip techniques for many years. No matter whether it is accumulated power or explosive power, no one in the world can match it. This second whip knocked the scolding man unconscious. He had no choice but to wear his pants, and his exposed buttocks were completely blurred. "The remaining sixteen lashes are ready before you strike." Lin Yueru's closing posture was quite sexy. The people around were stunned and shocked, and then a long-lost light suddenly burst out in their eyes. Knights have always been our fantasies, the objects of our yearning, but no knights have appeared in this world for too long, and a certain power in the hearts of the masses seems to have been awakened. The old man who just went to break up the fight dropped his crutches and raised his hands tremblingly. His eyes were a little moist. He hadn't seen this scene in many years. The world can still be saved. "Good!!! Well done!!!" The old man was very excited and applauded. Seeing someone taking the lead, the rest of the crowd could no longer suppress their throbbing hearts and all clapped and applauded. Their thoughts were not as profound as the old man's. They just hated scolding the man on the street and were happy to see someone teach him a lesson. "good!!" ¡°The girl is amazing!!!¡± ¡°It¡¯s so exciting!!!¡± ¡°The chivalrous woman is mighty!!!¡± In fact, the crowd did not have so many lines, they just shouted "Okay", and the next three sentences came out of Lin Yueru's mind. I saw Yue Ru put away her long whip, held it in her hand, and saluted the villagers around her. ¡°It¡¯s a small effort, but it¡¯s nothing worth mentioning!!¡± Ling'er followed Zuo with a smile. She played the role of a mascot in this battle. Fang Xian covered his head: "This is really troublesome." ??It stands to reason that he should run away at this time, but the blows he received these few times were too severe and he couldn't just walk away. A hit-and-run would be a bigger crime. He walked forward and looked at the scolding man¡¯s injuries. "Although it is just a flesh wound, the wound is too deep and has affected the meridians." Fang Xian subconsciously uttered a strange line. ¡°Then he raised the eyelids of the scolding man and looked at it, and finally got a touch of the scolding man¡¯s saliva and smelled it. "It's not easy to handle" He looked up with a deep look, raised his head and said to the astonished bank clerk, "Call 120, I really need to call this time." Hearing this, the staff did not dare to delay and called the emergency hotline. This move may seem strange, but in fact it is all because he has mastered the skills of Miao medicine and is just a subconscious diagnostic move. If there is no one at hand, he can only use these crude methods. Fang Xian left the scolding man behind and walked to his cousin again. Fang Fang¡¯s cries were frightened away by the scene. After all, she was a country girl. She had never seen many scenes, and people in the village were not so ruthless in fights. "Girl, are you okay?" Fang Xian helped his cousin up and pretended not to recognize her. There is nothing we can do about this. Now we can only try to reduce the losses as much as possible. Now he can only hope that others will not reveal his relationship with Fang Fang, so that his cousin can still keep his job. If the legendary leader knew that he was not a good young man passing by, but a good cousin who came here specifically to fight, then the job he had worked so hard to find would be in vain. Is Linger stupid? stupid. Is Yue Ru stupid? It seems to be a little stronger than Ling'er. Is Fang Fang stupid? ¡°Don¡¯t ask that, Fang Fang has broken through the realm of stupidity and is sincere in her bones. A country girl who works hard outside has been humiliated. At this time, her cousin comes to the rescue (at least it seems so). How can she keep calm and pretend not to know her? The girl's heart has been melted. She is in a foreign country, and the only man she can rely on is Standing erect in front of me! "Brother" Fang Fang was finally relieved at this moment. She hugged Fang Xian and cried loudly without any scruples. Fang Xian could feel his cousin's pity. Her tears had already soaked through his collar. At this time, he was allowed to consider the overall situation and calmly push his cousin away and pretend not to recognize her - impossible. He is still a young man, and his temperament is not that cold yet. Fang Xian patted his cousin on the back: "That's it, we won't do this job of being bullied!" Ling'er applauded: "Yes, yes, yes, we quit!!" Zhao Linger has fully fulfilled her responsibility as a mascot. Lin Yueru walked a few steps, stood in front of the scolding man, kicked him, then pulled out a dagger from her leather boots and asked Fang Xian blankly: "I will accept this man." "Free and easy, this is free and easy. His father is the leader of the martial arts alliance. He fights and kills in the rivers and lakes without anyone caring about him. This kind of chivalry and righteousness also helps the government. Killing a fool will not cause any big problems - this is Lin Yueru's thinking. Zhao Ling'er was simpler. During the battle to guard Shuiyue Palace, he also killed several middle-aged people. She only thought that the world was very harmonious, and the people he killed were reborn in another place, so he continued to play the role of mascot. Applause: "Okay! Anyone who bullies my sister-in-law deserves to die, kill! Kill! Kill!" The crowd was shocked and speechless. Could it be that this cowgirl belongs to the Mafia. Lin Yueru was extremely calm: "Oh, okay, listen to my sister." Fang Xian's heart has stopped beating. He doesn't want to play like this. ¡°Don¡¯t make trouble!! Cut the knife and save the person!!! I¡¯m still young!!!¡± *************************************** Readers¡¯ impressions¡­please stop submitting just for the last minute¡­it¡¯s too stressful. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 042 Yue Ru, you are arrogant again Some things, the more you don't want them to happen, they will happen, or in an unexpected way. In short, it was a happy one this time. Fang Xian, Fang Fang, Zhao Linger, and Lin Yueru were taken to the police station together It can be seen that mobile phones are not a good thing, and all bad luck stems from this. Since it¡¯s not a big case, it¡¯s lunch time after 5 o¡¯clock, and the police comrades are neither Conan nor CSI, so there¡¯s no need to separate small black rooms for interrogation or anything like that, so they gather the four of them into one room to chat. There were two policemen on duty at this time, one with a fat head and the other with a thin head. When they arrived at the savings bank, the incident had already entered its final stage. People from the emergency center were carrying the abusive man to the car, and the surrounding people began to disperse. Go, Fang Xian and his party waited for the police honestly, and the circumstances of their surrender were quite sincere. Neighbor fights happen every day, and there are more than one. Usually it's not a big deal. But occasionally, in order to regain momentum, the party who feels they can't beat the police will call the police, and then the police will come and hang around, and give persuasive words at the right time. Let me ask a question - come back with me to take notes or keep it private? Usually at this time, both parties will get back together and scratch their heads happily: "Comrade policemen, no one wants to fight against each other." "Sadly speaking, our police officers are troubled by such trivial matters most of the time. Taxes are taken from the people and used by the people, but most of them are used in this way. But today¡¯s situation seems to be a bit serious. Within two months, a violent incident with real swords and guns finally occurred, and it seemed that there was blood. For the police station, it is still disgusting for such a thing to happen in the jurisdiction. The most annoying thing is that the person who was beaten fainted, otherwise the police can still ask if it is a public matter or a private matter. If it is a private matter, both parties can agree on a compensation amount, and the police comrades can go back to the canteen to get food. The nature of an incident is often a fine line. The first step is for neighbors to fight and make up after the fight; the next step is to maliciously hurt others and undermine public order. If the street-swearing man has his own shortcomings, this matter may be converted from a civil case to a criminal case. case. The two policemen were also worried about this matter. They knew that tonight would be delayed for a while, so the fatter policeman was responsible for fetching food and the thinner one was responsible for questioning. When it comes to cross-examination, there are many methods, and different methods are completely different for different people. If the person you arrest looks unsightly at first glance, a bastard or a liar who is willing to give up for half a bucket of rice, then you need to use intimidation + roaring. This kind of person has a biting spirit in his bones. The more ruthless you are, the more afraid he will be. . "Look at the clothes on Fang Xian and his party. They just spent a lot of money to buy them. Besides, Fang Xian is very cool and elegant. The two girls are also very stunning. Most of them are still somewhat educated. Deterrence cannot be used. By the way, the police comrade basically ignored Fang Fang. Firstly, she cried for a long time and the makeup on her face was all stained. She couldn't tell whether she was a human or a ghost. Secondly, this girl Fang Fang was just average in appearance and her face was full of pockmarks. Acne and other things seriously detract from appearance, so when Ling'er Yueru is present, Fang Fang's role is more like a maid. ? ? Next, let¡¯s talk about interrogation. If the arrested person looks disgusting and appears to be a ruthless person, the police will take him to the interrogation room. For such a bold and cruel person, ordinary deterrence is useless. We must use our country, our Police, only the momentum of my law can shock you. When Henjiaoer sees the eight big blood-red characters on the wall of the interrogation room - "Leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist", they will usually start to soften in the face of the power of the law. ??Looking at Fang Xian and his group, they are not that good yet. They seem to be polite and decent. Therefore, the police can only prescribe the right medicine and use gentle methods to interrogate. After all, decent people are the most uncertain. Who is his father? Who the hell is that? Whether he has an uncle who is an official or something like that is not something that can be seen at a glance. Therefore, when facing gentle people, such a small case like this is not so much a cross-examination as a chat. We are all decent people, right? In the office, Fang Xian led the four girls to stand on one side, while the thin police officer sat on the other side. The thin policeman held Lin Yueru¡¯s murder weapon in his hand, rubbed it twice, and waved it again. However, he couldn¡¯t grasp the trick, so he waved it in a very awkward manner, almost beating himself. "Where did you buy this thing?" The thin policeman thought that the material of the whip was good, so he used this question as an entry point. Lin Yueru held her chest high and looked very proud: "This whip is a strange object that my father found when he was traveling outside the customs. It is as black as burnt ink. Although it is a soft whip, it is extremely tough. Legend has it that it is the ten-thousand-year-old bull demon" "Stop it!" Fang Xian pushed Lin Yueru down on the chair. If he continued to say this, he didn't need to be interrogated here. He went straight out and turned left to go to the hospital. The policeman thought that this girl was like a storyteller, which was very interesting: "Let the girl tell?"?This guy is so boring. " Fang Xian thought to himself, you are working the night shift and have nothing to do. Do you want to hear a story? Fang Xian doesn't have time to tell stories here. The best way now is to reduce big things to small things. "Brother policeman, you basically understand the matter." "Well, through surveillance and the bank staff's description, we have a basic understanding of the situation." The policeman picked up the tea cup and took a sip, pointing at Fang Fang, "She is your sister. She was bullied. You called this girl in jeans and The girl in the short skirt went to help and beat the man up." Fang Xian secretly scolded Fang Fang¡¯s colleagues for being unscrupulous and recruiting them all without any hesitation. However, it doesn¡¯t matter if they don¡¯t recruit them. The police can figure out their relationship with a little investigation. With no choice, Fang Xian could only insist: "You can't say that. You have also seen the surveillance. That man is disturbing public order, insulting and slandering others. To a certain extent, we are protecting our own rights and acting bravely when we see justice. .¡± Hearing this, the thin policeman laughed and waved his hand: "You guys sit down and pull up a chair." Seeing this attitude, Fang Xian felt at ease instantly - this policeman is a good comrade, he has handled many cases, and he must have developed a keen eye to distinguish between loyal and traitors. After Fang Xian and his party sat down, the thin policeman began to preach. "Don't think that you understand the law just because you've watched "Case Six" or "The Ambition of a School Police". Let me tell you, I can't recite the actual legal provisions. It's useless to talk about them before going to court." Fang Xian thought about it. He was just making up some nonsense terms to get away. In fact, he didn't even understand the concept of terms. "I hope that big brother can give me some advice." The thin police officer took another sip of tea: "Big matters go to court, and there is not so much reason to argue about small matters. Let me ask you about today's matter, was the man injured?" Fang Xian nodded. "Then are you injured?" Fang Xian shook his head. "So this is your fault." "" "No way, I also know that person is looking for trouble, and I also know that you are defending your own interests, but it is useless. In the end, you are the one who hurt him." Fang Xian deeply agrees with this Big things are said to be big things, and small things are said to be small things. When dealing with small things, we do not rely on theoretical analysis, but on the results. Regardless of whether we acted bravely or bravely today, the result is that they beat the man, and the man did not Beat them up. Regardless of whether the truth is right or not, we can only accept this result. It's no use, who allows himself to be a small person, and he hasn't risen to the level of using big principles to overwhelm others. "That's what the police officer said." Fang Xian nodded, "Then you can see how we can handle it more conveniently. We don't want to cause any trouble to you." The policeman smiled slightly. This kid was quite sensible and would discuss issues from the other party's perspective. But then he still shook his head and secretly sighed that this kid was so unlucky. "Heythis is not easy to handle. Listen to me. So many people have seen what happened today, right?" Fang Xian nodded. "All your actions were recorded by surveillance cameras, right?" Fang Xian nodded again. "That man was carried away by 120, right?" Fang Xian nodded for the third time. "So, even if I think this is simple, it can't be simple anymore. It's time to file a case, it's time to detain, and it's time to notify the work unit. I'm sorry." Fang Xian shook his head. "Don't cry, there's really nothing we can do. This is a major event in our jurisdiction. But don't despair. You can negotiate when the man wakes up. If he is willing to keep it secret, we can close the case. If you can't agree on the compensation, He can file a civil lawsuit. Don't worry, the probability of filing a criminal lawsuit for this kind of thing is unlikely, unless you cripple him." Fang Xian was sluggish, what's the matter? He wouldn't be so unlucky. Fang Fang started to cry again: "Brother, I'm sorry It's all my fault, it's all my fault I shouldn't have called you and scolded you." Before Fang Xian could say anything, Lin Yueru couldn't hold it any longer. "What's there to cry about? How can you be bullied as a relative of my Lin family? Sister, you are too cowardly. This won't work. I'll teach you a few whipping techniques later. If you encounter that kind of scum, I'll whip you directly." "Yes, yes, sister Yueru is right, we can't let others bully us." Ling'er still applauded mindlessly, not completely taking away the identity of the mascot. Seeing this, the police just thought it was fun, and laughed and said: "Why are you two acting like chivalrous women in ancient times? Our love is a world here? No one cares about it?" Lin Yueru replied extremely seriouslyHe said: "Brother, your government has its own rules, and our martial arts world has its own rules. As the saying goes, the prefect of Suzhou has a relationship with my father. Just let me go and spread the word." "Plop" the policeman spat a sip of tea on the floor, "Hahahaha! Girl, you are so funny!!!" Lin Yueru was quite angry: "Don't you know Lin Zhennan? You are a little" Fang Xian rushed up and covered her mouth with an extremely ferocious expression: "Will you die if you say a few words?" At the same time, he turned to look at Ling'er: "Didn't you tell her this is Yanjing?" Ling'er waved his hand, still without any sense of urgency: "There's not enough time." The thin policeman asked thoughtfully: "Who do you think your father is? What about Lin Zhen? Why does it sound so familiar?" *************************************** You mean it, right? Just come for the tail end, right? This time I said the opposite, everyone just keep voting, there is no pressure! ! {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 043 It¡¯s time to eat The thin policeman asked thoughtfully: "Who do you think your father is? What about Lin Zhen? Why does it sound so familiar?" Fang Xian stared at Lin Yueru and whispered: "Don't talk anymore, or I will divorce you." Lin Yueru stared blankly, and after a moment of tangle, she really shut up. The police were unwilling to do so. Just now they heard that this girl¡¯s Lin family was a member of the Lin family, and now her personal name popped up. Could it be that this Lin family really has some good fortune. "In this case, you show your ID card first, and I will record it." Fang Xian scolded his mother a hundred times in his heart, but the most terrifying thing still happened. "What is the ID card?" Ling'er suddenly asked with big eyes flashing. Fang Xian yelled: "Shut up too!!!!" ¡°Isn¡¯t it okay to just say nothing? Why are you so fierce?¡± Ling¡¯er stuck out her tongue and stopped talking. Fang Fang, who was next to her, honestly took out her ID card and handed it to the police. Fang Xian also took out his ID card and placed it on the police officer's desk. "Where's yours?" the police asked Ling'er and Yueru. The two women pointed at their mouths at the same time, indicating that they could not speak. Fang Xian was desperate and could only recruit him truthfully. He knew that excuses such as "I was left at home" could not scare the sharp-eyed police comrades. "Let me tell you the truth" "That's right." The policeman also felt that things were strange, and he still liked comrades who confessed. "Do you think they are abnormal?" "A little bit." Fang Xian lamented: "This is all the fault of family planning" "Huh?" the policeman was confused. Fang Xian continued: "These three girls are relatives from my hometown. The one who keeps crying is my cousin, and the two crazy girls are her sisters, but they are all overweight. There is no family planning quota, and the fine cannot be paid. I didn¡¯t get a registered permanent residence when I was a child, and I couldn¡¯t go to school when I was old enough. I¡¯ve been living here for more than 20 years. I don¡¯t know what I think now, but the three sisters have come to the imperial capital to join me" The policeman¡¯s eyes widened: ¡°Are you over 20 years old?! Don¡¯t have a household registration yet?!¡± Fang Xian nodded helplessly: "Think about it, my relatives from my hometown came all the way. I can't just send them away. I can only find a way to settle them first. Who knows those two will cause trouble before they even find a job." The policeman waved his hand: "It's impossible. You can't find a job without a household registration." "Yes! That's what I said, but they just won't go back. What can I do?" Fang Xian said with tears streaming down his face. The household registration issue had always been a stubborn problem in his heart, and now his true feelings were revealed. The thin police officer frowned: "It's not easy to handle. This matter is not easy to handle. We may have to go through other procedures." "Ah?!" Fang Xian panicked, "Brother policeman, this is actually a small matter." "It's not a trivial matter, this matter is very serious." The thin police officer showed such a serious expression for the first time, "Fighting is a trivial matter, but fighting between people without identity is different. For example, it is like hitting a car without a license plate. Man, is this a trivial matter? What if we do it again in the future? What if we want to arrest someone and don¡¯t even know who to arrest?" Fang Xian scratched his head. If he were a Christian, he would close his eyes and pray to Brother Su at this time. Unfortunately, he was not, but he happened to know a god. Fang Xian raised his head and said piously: "Pause, I'm at my wits end, help me!!" "" "" "Comrade, who are you talking to?" "It's okay, let me be quiet." Fang Xian lowered his head in pain. Reality is not a game. There is no s**t, and the gods will not hang you. The only one you can rely on is yourself. At this time, Fang Xian only regretted that he was not living up to expectations and did not even have a friend who could help him at this time. "Damn it." Fang Xian hammered himself hard and looked back at Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er with regret, "It's my fault that I'm incompetent. I know I'm nothing and yet I still want everything. I'm so ashamed of my ladies." "You?" The thin policeman was confused again, "Friend, have you committed bigamy again?" "How can you have bigamy without a household registration?" "Right¡­¡­" At this time, no matter how coquettish Lin Yueru is, no matter how naive Zhao Ling'er is, they can still see the seriousness of the matter. Lin Yueru made a gesture towards Fang Xian and raised his head - kill out? Zhao Ling'er also put on a posture - Brother Xian, don't panic, I know magic. Fang Xian waved his hand - don't make trouble, I'm still young. The thin policeman found the drama in front of him very interesting and was about to ask again when the door of the office opened and the fat policeman?Another, fatter guy walked in. The thin policeman stood up quickly and said, "Hey, Brother Li is in the mood to inspect?" The fatter guy laughed and said, "Don't try to squeeze in with me. I just run errands for the leader." Ling'er turned to look at the fatter guy and said "Huh". Fang Xian had already seen everything, so he went over and covered Ling'er's mouth to prevent her from saying anything more. Things turned around only in an instant. Perhaps Fang Xian was not abandoned by the gods, and a light of hope appeared. He knew the fatter guy and had just met him. It seems that Fang Xian made a mistake before. Li Chao is not a mess at all. He seems to have a position in the public security system. Li Chao also recognized Fang Xian and Zhao Ling'er at a glance. His face was slightly surprised, but he quickly withdrew his surprise. Look at this person, this city, this secret, the people who are in that circle are really extraordinary. "What did these people do? Don't they look respectable?" Li Chao took out two cigarettes and handed them to the fat and thin policeman, and took one himself. "Ha! Don't mention it!" The thin policeman had a troubled face. He took out a lighter to light up Brother Li first, and pursed his lips at Fang Xian. "A fight, a black household registration and bigamy! This case is too messy." "Huh?!" Li Chao was really shocked. He glanced at Zhao Ling'er, Lin Yueru and Fang Fang respectively, "Is this okay? Are you all following her?" Fang Fang raised her hand innocently: "I am his cousin." "Oh I think so." Li Chao really felt this way. There was no reason to marry two powerful people and another one with a pockmarked face. Looking at Fang Xian again, his eyes suddenly became watery. Please refer to the Cat Swordsman in "Shrek" for the specific shape. Li Chao is also in a dilemma. After all, he is not from the company, so it is difficult for him to interfere in this matter. Moreover, his relationship with Fang Xian is limited, and he is just a receiver. But after all, the two parties are old classmates, and the face problem is serious. If Fang Xian scolds him for not helping at class reunions in the future, it will be a big loss of face. Li Chao thought for a moment, then smiled at the fat and thin police officer: "This case is interesting. You guys eat first, and I will help you with the trial." "Don't worry, Brother Li, I won't bother you with this matter." The thin policeman opened the lunch box with a smile. The fat policeman also said: "Brother Li, aren't you busy sending documents? I won't bother you." Li Chao also felt that it was not good to interfere so abruptly, so he had to make a last resort. He blew out a smoke ring, leaned into the thin policeman¡¯s ear and asked, ¡°Is this man¡¯s surname Fang?¡± The thin police officer returned to the table and looked at his ID card, nodded in surprise, returned to Li Chao and asked in a low voice: "How do you know?" Li Chao lowered his voice and said, "I met him before when I went out to eat with Fang Ju. He seems to have some relationship with Fang Ju." Li Chao said this quite tactfully. Director Fang had at least two dinner parties every day. When he was busy, he traveled to three places at noon. There was always a large table of people, and he himself couldn't remember who was who. If someone asks about it in the future, if the old man doesn't know about it, Li Chao's sin will not be too great. It doesn¡¯t matter whether the fat or thin policeman believes this, but Li Chao has spoken. Li Chao is the secretary to the director of the branch and can be considered a figure in the public security circle in this area. "It doesn't matter whether this is true or not. In short, you have to give Secretary Li face, so there is no need to argue over such a small matter. The fat policeman responded quickly and took out the food with a smile: "Thank you for your hard work, Brother Li. He came over to inspect the work and helped with the case trial. I will write a letter of praise to the branch tomorrow." "Aren't you trying to hack me?" Li Chao laughed and said to Fang Xian, "You guys go away. Don't disturb the two brothers while they are eating. The interrogation will take place next door." Fang Xian was so excited that he winked at the three female comrades and followed Li Chao out obediently. Fat policeman: "Do you think that boy is a relative of Fang Ju or Li Mi?" The thin police officer: "Why do you care so much? It's all the people above." Fat policeman: "That's right, we should still eat." The thin policeman: "It's time to eat." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 044 You are sick The group of people arrived at the interrogation room. It was divided into an inner room and an outer room. The outer room was used for interrogating prisoners. The small room was for mysterious figures such as leaders or CSIs. They could observe the interrogation through the one-way glass. Li Chao walked directly into the hut and winked at Fang Xian. Fang Xian naturally understood what he meant by "chatting alone", so he told the girls to sit quietly outside and stop running around, while he followed into the small room. After closing the door, Li Chao took out another cigarette and handed it to Fang Xian: "Tell me, what's wrong." At this time, Li Chao was quite proud. Back then, he was quite unpopular in school because he was short, fat, disgusting, and had no characteristics or sense of humor. Fortunately, the hero did not ask where he came from, and his family did everything he could to help him. They found a way to get him into the branch, and he lived up to expectations. In a short period of time, he got the position of secretary to the branch director. After being a minor figure for so many years and becoming a wife of a century-old wife, it was right for him to be more awesome at this time. Fang Xian understood his awesomeness very well and politely took the cigarette and lit it himself. ?????????????????????????????????? He originally looked down upon this kind of person who was awesome even if he had a little bit of ability, we all went our own way, you are so awesome. But now the situation is different. His life is no longer a pigeon cage and an office. He has to consider the overall situation. He has to cover two young ladies, and by the way, a cousin with a pockmarked face. Men must make sacrifices sometimes. When their wings are not full enough, they still have to lower their noble heads a little. Besides, this head makes them feel noble. "Brother Li, save me!!" Fang Xian put down his posture and uttered the word "Brother Li" without conscience. Li Chao has heard these two words a lot recently, but different people say them differently. When he heard Fang Xian say them, Li Chao felt happy even though his face remained calm. Hua¡ª¡ªSmall, you too have today. This situation has to involve the past in college. In that era of tricks, Fang Xian was not that homely. Playing basketball, studying, everything is going well. To be honest, this kind of person is quite irritating. You can see that he is leisurely and leisurely, but he has nothing left behind. He has a cynical and arrogant air. At that time, Li Chao was still a fat and short guy with no scientific brain and no athletic talent. Although he was not beaten every day like Yasuo Nobi, he was still quite marginal and no one cared about him. The two did not communicate much during their college years. Even when they did communicate, Fang Xian was superior and Li Chao had a slight inferiority complex. The tide is turning! Things are different now! A few years have passed, and Li Chao has become a well-known Secretary Li! Fang Xian, on the other hand, has entered a state of semi-waste due to frequent overtime work and so on. His salary is unsightly and he is stuck in a pigeon cage. Li Chao has been waiting for this moment for a long time. From this point of view, he is the protagonist. He is fat and short and has been struggling for many years, and he has a perfect counterattack against an ordinary person. So, foreign companies are just old ladies who have had more than a dozen facelifts and plastic surgery, and they look very beautiful, so I won¡¯t mention them here. The institutions with the prefix "¹ú" are the veiled young beauties, and entering that circle is the only way to truly become popular. Li Chao finally got the word "Brother Li" that he had been waiting for for many years, and he was in a good mood. "Don't beg me, let's make things clear first." Li Chao held a cigarette in his mouth, showing off the air of a superior. So, Fang Xian told the story again about the fight at the savings bank and how several distant cousins ??with illegal household registration came to seek refuge. In order to prevent Li Chao from being jealous, he lied that Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru were half-crazy and not a wife at all. Li Chao blew out a smoke ring with a profound expression. "Brother, this matter is not easy to handle." ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "Brother" will make Fang Xian choke, and you will really lose your face. Didn't you call me brother Xian two days ago? ??No way, things are different now, so I¡¯ll bear with it. Fang Xian squeezed his face and forced a smile: "Whether it will be handled well or not is not up to you, Brother Li." "You know, the bureau also has bureau rules." Secretary Li considered the overall situation, looking very high and far-sighted, "First of all, this matter is quite a fuss, and there is video evidence. In addition, everything The two brothers inside already know that they are undercover, so we have to investigate. If they don't know, I can still think of some ways, but in this situation, it's not easy for me to do it, right?" Li Chao¡¯s words are translated to mean: Who are you? Why should I help you deal with such a big matter? In addition, Li Chao also raised considerable difficulties and showed that he wanted to help but was unable to do so. In the end, Ya didn¡¯t finish her sentence. Li Mi is indeed not a fool, half of his feet have already stepped onto the holy steps. Fang Xian had no experience in facing such a scene, so he could only ask blankly: "Brother Li, what do you think we should do about this?"Li Chao took out a second cigarette, gestured, and waited for Fang Xian to light the fire for him. However, the boy was indifferent and secretly cursed Fang Xian for being ignorant, so he had to light it himself. "The most I can do is help you get out, and treat the fight as the three girls' own business. To clear your name, you don't have to make a record, have no criminal record, and don't have to notify the company. I've already taken a big risk. .¡± Fang Xian cursed secretly: "Your whole family has taken a big risk. I haven't done anything well in the first place." It seems that Li Chao is not going to help. It¡¯s right to think about it, why should people take risks to help you? What can you give them? Do the upper class understand this? Do you understand the exchange of interests? Do you understand the relationship between people? Does Fang Xian have any capital that can be exchanged? This seems to really exist After being fooled by the old man for so long, Fang Xian got something else besides the harm caused by the two beauties - for example, Miao doctor. (Strongly inserted statement: All descriptions about Miao medicine are crude artistic processing of mushrooms, don¡¯t take them seriously.) "Brother Li." Fang Xian stared at Li Chaoli for a few seconds. "Hey I really can't help anymore." Li Chao waved his hand, "Don't beg." "No, you are sick." Fang Xian said seriously. Li Chao was confused: "am I sick?" "Yes, you are sick." "What are you thinking about?" Li Chao asked if this guy was scared. Then he thought about Fang Xian's cousins. Could it be that their old Fang family has a history of neuropathy. "You really don't know that you are sick?" Fang Xian asked. Li Chao secretly laughed in his heart. This guy is already talking nonsense. Could he be pretending to be a charlatan? If you want to play, I will play with you. ¡°I just had a physical check-up, is it good?¡± Fang Xian pointed downward and asked, "Have you checked there?" "No." Li Chao finally panicked, and the hand holding the cigarette butt trembled slightly. Seeing that his judgment was correct, Fang Xian continued to ask: "Have you ever felt itchy recently? After scratching, it gets even more itchy. The more itchy you are, the more you want to scratch, but you can't find a good opportunity to scratch." "Thisis a bit" Li Chao had already begun to sweat. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 045 Blooms Like a Flower Fang Xian knew that this was the critical moment. He prayed in his heart that the old man's Miao doctor was reliable, and asked, "Is there some small rash on it?" "It seems" Li Chao's cigarette butt fell to the ground. "Look at it this way, you have been infected with this for at least a week, and in another half a week you will start to ooze pus and so on. By then, you will also have sores on your face and body, and then" "Fuck, stop talking." Li Chao's body trembled slightly, "It's not that serious. It's probably inflammation. I take anti-inflammatory drugs every day." "It's not inflammation." Fang Xian shook his head. "In our Miao medicine, this kind of disease is a kind of 'water poison' among the five elements of poisons. It is divided into three stages. You can understand it as the early, middle and late stage of cancer. One is' Yin' is what we commonly call inflammation. You may be able to take care of it, but if you don't take care of it well, it will advance to the second stage, which is 'sore'. At this stage, the area, body, and even face Sores, rashes, blisters, and spots begin to appear on the body. This stage cannot be managed by oneself and must be treated. If it is delayed any longer, it will reach the third stage of evolution, which is called "flower". By then, the water in the body will When the poison is so strong that it can no longer be suppressed, the sores on the body will bloom like flowers, and at this stage the person is basically useless." Li Chao shuddered for a few seconds while listening to Fang Xian's explanation. How can "sores" be tolerated, but what about "flowers" are really too evil, blooming like flowers? Big pussy? Are you still going to let people live? "Don't scare me, when did you learn Miao medicine?" Li Chao pretended to be calm, but his voice was trembling. After all, he was not a big shot, and he was still far from the state of being calm in times of crisis, and with this People do have a bit of a problem. They are itchy and have small rashes. Why don't you go to the hospital? Are you taking anti-inflammatory drugs and waiting to bloom? "Fang is not talented. He has some achievements in the field of Miao medicine." Fang Xian smiled and pretended to be coquettish, but it was a pity that he didn't have a beard to pinch at the moment. "It's evil" Li Chao wiped the sweat with his sleeves, his expression was tangled, maybe the itch came back again, "How did you tell?" Fang Xian continued to smile: "Look at your face." "Huh?" Li Chao touched his face in confusion. There were indeed some bumps on it, but it was normal to have bumps on his face. He had been like this since adolescence. "These blisters are different from blisters. They can be divided into fire blisters, water blisters, and poison blisters. Generally, the blisters in our adolescence are fire blisters, and the blisters are mainly filled with oil and other substances. The blisters after burns are water blisters, and they are filled with inorganic substances. The poisonous pus on your face is now poisonous." "How did you tell?" Li Chao was secretly shocked. It is true that my face has never been clean, and I am a frequent visitor to acne and other problems, but this time the bag is indeed a little different. What flows out of it is not oil, but a faint mysterious liquid. Fang Xian shook his head: "I'm sorry, this belongs to Miao doctors. My master won't let me spread it randomly." ????????? In fact, this is not much of a secret, even an experienced Chinese medicine practitioner can see it. There are many overlaps between the theories of Miao medicine and traditional Chinese medicine, which will be discussed later. Fang Xian advised again: "Brother Li, you can't delay your illness any longer, otherwise your face won't just be poisonous blisters. The sores are very obvious and anyone can see the weirdness. You are a decent person. It¡¯s not good if people point fingers, right?¡± Li Chao was now convinced of Fang Xian's good fortune. This guy can tell at a glance what illness he has, what kind of illness he has, and can even guess the day he contracted the illness. Although he is not a miracle doctor, he can be regarded as a guy with Taoism. "Brother Xian, smoke." "Um." Fang Xian took the cigarette and felt happy - "Second child, you are in trouble if you lead a disorderly life." In fact, this disease is not something that only Fang Xian can cure. Li Chaoda could find a hospital and secretly treat it himself, but at this time he still shrugged for three reasons. First, Fang Xian knew about this, and he was afraid of publicizing it. This would be disgraceful whether in the public security circle or the circle of classmates. Second, if Fang Xian can see it, he can obviously cure it. This is much better than the embarrassment of going to the hospital or something. Finally, and the most important reason¡ª¡ª "By the way, have you had sex with Zhang Lili this week?" Fang Xian asked cheerfully, holding a cigarette in his mouth. In fact, he had already made a judgment in his heart. "Twice." Li Chao said with a slumped face. "Did you wear a condom?" Fang Xian looked worried, but snickered in his heart. "No" Li Chao was about to cry. Fang Xian had a sad look on his face and shook his head: "Heyshe must have been infected too. She will feel it in less than three days." "Brother Xian, you can't ignore this." Li Chao has returned to his original state. Everything else is a trivial matter. A fire in the backyard will be troublesome. From now on, his personal freedom and man's dignity will be ruined. NowIn this situation, the only person who can handle everything quietly is the great medical fairy from other places. "Don't panic, there must be a way." Fang Xian raised his hand and made a pressing gesture, "But I need to see the specific form of the poison before I can make a decision." "What do you think?" ¡°Actually, it is similar to the four diagnostic methods of ¡®looking, smelling, asking, and feeling¡¯ in traditional Chinese medicine. Our Miao medicine has more, there are six - looking, smelling, listening, asking, touching, and playing.¡± "This" Li Chao shuddered again. Looking at it was okay, but smelling was a bit different. As for touching, as for ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? Fang Xian quickly shook his head: "You are thinking too much. Just take a look at this disease and take off your pants." "We agreed to take a look, but don't play." Li Chao looked at Fang Xian warily, stood up, twisted his hips and began to take off his pants. Fang Xian knew that this was disgusting, but doctors must not be afraid of nausea. He covered his nose and stood up and walked to Li Chao, squatting down to carefully observe Li Chao's thing. I saw the erythematous herpes on it in clusters (No, I can¡¯t go on, so I¡¯ll skip this section.) The symptoms were very obvious, and Fang Xian understood it at a glance. It was just ordinary herpes. In Miao medicine, this was a relatively common poison, and it was not troublesome to treat. Indeed, as Li Chao said, this disease may be cured by taking some anti-inflammatory drugs, but if there is cross-infection back and forth and improper conditioning, there is also a chance that it will turn into the second stage. But Li Chao was lucky and met Fang Daxian. Even if it entered the blooming stage, Fang Daxian could still pick the flower. "Don't worry, it's okay. It's just a herpes virus. It's not too late." Fang Xian covered his nose and nodded. Li Chao felt relieved after hearing this, and his expression relaxed as well, as if he had "ejaculated". At this time, the door opened. "Brother Xian? I'm hungry, let's go eat Malatang!!" Zhao Ling'er obviously didn't have the habit of knocking on the door, because Shuiyue Palace had no door. At this time, looking from the side, Fang Xian was squatting in front of Li Chao's words, while Li Chao had a look of enjoyment on his face. "" Fang Xian's face trembled. "" Li Chao's body trembled. Ling'er's expression is more complicated, from the initial yearning for Malatang, to the surprise at seeing this scene, to disgust "Ling'er, don't make trouble, I can explain." Fang Xian slowly raised his hand. "Ah!!!!" Zhao Ling'er covered her eyes and ran out. Li Chao raised his pants in a panic: "Sister, please lower your voice, I beg you!!" He was really panicked. It is a trivial matter for people to know that you have this disease, but if you let the two brothers in the office know that you are doing this in the interrogation room, your career will be ruined. "Yueru, stop Ling'er!!!" Fang Xian stood up and shouted after him. He was more anxious than Li Chao. Official career is just a ball, and detention is the most terrifying thing. Lin Yueru, who was sitting in the corner, was obedient. She stood up and jumped in front of Zhao Ling'er. "What's wrong with my sister?" "Hethem!!" Ling'er's tears welled up in her eyes, "Brother Xian likes" At this time, Fang Xian also rushed over: "Don't talk nonsense, I can explain." Lin Yueru and Fang Fang stared at Fang Xian blankly, waiting for his explanation. At this time, I saw Li Chao, fastening his belt and rushing over in embarrassment: "Brother Xian, don't explain!" Yes, Li Chao definitely doesn¡¯t want to be explained. The less people know about his illness, the better. The scene was dull. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 046 Auntie The scene was dull. Ling'er came back to his thoughts, lowered his head and said coquettishly: "Brother Xian, I understand." Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief: "Ling'er is still smart, he understood it so quickly." Ling'er suddenly threw herself into Fang Xian's arms, hugged him tightly and cried: "Brother Xian, in order to prevent the government from arresting us, he did not hesitate to devote himself to catering to this policeman's quirks" "What?!" Lin Yueru was shocked. Ling'er looked at Fang Xian with tears in her eyes and said softly: "Brother Xian, you don't have to be like this. Whether you are wandering around the world or imprisoned in prison, Ling'er is not afraid, as long as you are with brother Xian." Lin Yueru understood most of it after hearing the words. She took out the dagger from her long boots and raised her eyebrows: "I have long said that I was going to kill him. Let's take the fat detective's blood sacrificial knife first!" Fang Xian is going crazy. Are you all rotten girls? Why are you so smart when thinking about this matter? ? Fang Xian took a deep breath and opened his arms: "An - Jing -" The scene was really quiet. Fang Xian turned to look at Li Chao: "I'd better say it, otherwise it will be more troublesome." Li Chao's head was full of sweat, he weighed the pros and cons, gritted his teeth and nodded. Fang Xian pointed at Li Chao and said to the three cousins: "This friend of mine has a heart disease. I was seeing a doctor just now. Ling'er, you misunderstood." Ling'er looked at Fang Xian with a confused face: "Really?" "What do you mean, didn't you see me holding my nose and looking away from a distance!" Ling'er pointed her finger at her chin, her expression dull and innocent: "It seems so." "It doesn't seem like it, it's just that." Fang Xian turned to Fang Fang, "Sister, you haven't heard that my brother has a quirk." "Absolutely not." Fang Fang is an honest child, and she has one thing to say. Fang Xian said to Yueru again: "Now is a harmonious society. There is no martial arts anymore. We must abide by the law and follow the rules." "" Lin Yueru pondered for a while and asked blankly, "Then if we beat that bastard, it is a crime? So we have to go to jail? Instead of that, we might as well kill the general and wander around the world, that would be happy!" "Ling'er, hurry up and hold me down!" "Why? I want to kill myself too." Fang Xian was about to cry but had no tears, so he turned to Fang Fang: "Sister, can you help me control them?" Fang Fang glanced at the two girls and trembled: "Brother, I can't beat you." Ling'er was more sensible and pressed Lin Yueru's right hand holding the dagger: "Sister, listen to your husband first." Yueru snorted and put the dagger back. Li Chao swallowed and spat: "Are you going to attack the police? Or are you attacking the police in the police station?" Fang Xian quickly laughed: "Brother Li, don't worry, the silly girl from their village has watched too many costume movies and her IQ has dropped." Seeing that the situation had stabilized a little, Fang Xian could finally reason: "Listen to me, rules are an interesting thing. You must make good use of them." Fang Xian started here and took this opportunity to express his feelings at this time, "You see, it is wrong for us to hit people, but this is How can I tell the difference? If it was that bastard who bullied my cousin first, if we beat him, we would not be at a loss in theory. Furthermore, if that person forgives us, this matter will be a big fuss among the neighbors, and the police comrades will not have to A case has been filed and investigated thoroughly.¡± Fang Xian said, turned to Li Chao and smiled: "Brother Li, are you right?" Li Chao was thoughtful. ???As long as Fang Xian can discuss things like fights with the victim and don't let him report the crime, anything can be done easily. But the most serious problem now is the household registration problem. The issue of illegal household registration is more troublesome, just like driving without a license plate, it is a serious crime. "Brother Li, we haven't finished the medical treatment yet, let's chat in the room." Fang Xian smiled and pulled Li Chao into the room, not forgetting to turn around and warn, "Stay there, Fang Fang, watch them." Fang Fang trembled: "Brother, I really can't beat them" Fang Xian: "Don't be afraid, they are all tigresses." Yue Ruling'er: "Huh?" "Paper tiger, paper tiger." Yue Ruling'er: "Huh?" "Aunts, I am a husband after all, can you show me face in front of my relatives and friends?" Yue Ruling'er said "hmm" and then she honestly found a place to sit down and stay. Li Chao shook his head and sighed: "This woman" "I understand, I understand." Fang Xian was afraid of causing trouble again, so he quickly pushed Li Chao into the house. So, Fang Xian and Li Chao returned to the mysterious cabin again. After going around in this way,There is no need for anyone to chat anymore, we can talk about everything. Li Chao understood the key point. At this time, he just lowered his head and thought about the risks of completely suppressing the matter, solutions, etc., while weighing the benefits and losses involved. After all, he could go to the hospital and get it done by himself. The only difficulty was how to explain it to Zhang Lili. What he was afraid of was that Fang Xian would break his face and complain. Although Fang Xian has little experience in dealing with people, he is still good at settling accounts. The other party has been tempted, but obviously the benefits he has given are not enough. At this time, he can only offer a higher price to finalize the business. "Brother Li, I can promise two things here." Fang Xian stretched out his hand and took out a finger, "First, using my unique method of Miao medicine, I guarantee that your illness will be cured within three days, and it will not be cured." If it recurs, it will leave no scars. If you go to the hospital, it will take at least 10 days to cure the disease, and it can take up to a month." Li Chao¡¯s face moved, and he seemed to agree. Fang Xian took out a second finger: "Secondly, using my unique method of Miao medicine, I promise to cure my sister-in-law's disease quietly. The doctors in the hospital will not be able to help you with this matter. ¡± Fang Xiahua was very smart in his talk. He twice declared the "unique method of Miao medicine" and twice compared the methods of hospital doctors, which undoubtedly highlighted his importance and irreplaceability. In fact, there is a lot of deception in this. What he wants to do is not something the doctors at the hospital can't do, but it's just a bit troublesome. The most important thing is that he has captured Li Chao's heart. The thing that makes this fat man uncomfortable right now is Zhang Lili. It's easy to cure her illness, but how to get past her is the knife in his heart. Sure enough, these words were the last straw that broke Li Chao's back. "It's great." Li Chao slammed the table, "Since you are willing to help, I am not a person who can't speak." "Thank you, thank you. Let's go have Malatang. I'll prepare the medicine and contact you tomorrow." Fang Xian stood up with a smile and was about to shake hands with Li Chao. "This has to wait" Li Chao pushed Fang Xian back to the chair, "Brother, it's not that I don't want to help you, but my ability is still limited. I can suppress the black account, but I dare not Pressure.¡± Fang Xian asked confused. Li Chao waved his hands and said in a very sincere tone: "Listen to me, a position like secretary is still a low-level person in the end. It all depends on me being closer to the director so that others can gain face. In fact, I have no real power, so I am so stunned. Letting you go is a bit excessive." Fang Xian nodded, this is true. After all, Li Chao is a male secretary, and there is still some distance between him and the director. If Li Chao was a beauty and could be intimate with the director, he would have boldly let himself go by now. Li Chao continued: "But don't worry, this matter is difficult to handle in my eyes, but it is just a trivial matter in the eyes of the director. This time, for the sake of our brotherhood, I will go out of my way and beg the director. As long as Fang Jue nods, I will let you go immediately." "How long will it take?" Fang Xian said the key point. "I came to the office to pick up documents. I will send them to the director immediately. You can wait here for a while. The results will be available within an hour at most." Fang Xian felt relieved after hearing this. Li Chao was kind enough and didn't write a bad check to himself. "Then I'll excuse you. We'll wait here honestly and won't cause any trouble to you." Fang Xian extended his right hand to represent friendship. Li Chao nodded and stood up to shake hands with him. This is the first time Fang Xian has talked with someone. The so-called "things" are actually matters of human nature. Although it is disgusting to talk about and not at all sincere, the result is good. When the two of them went out, Li Chao said to his three younger sisters: "Sisters, please be patient. I'll go out and find a solution." The three women were all overjoyed that the policeman was finally willing to do it. After Li Chao left, Ling'er and Yueru both came over and asked what was going on. Fang Xian explained the matter again. Ling'er understood, but Yueru was still puzzled. "He's a little detective, why are you wasting so much time talking to him? Let's just go out and find my father." Fang Xian wanted to tell her about the relationship between the "two worlds", but seeing that Fang Fang was still there, he couldn't speak, so he just said a few perfunctory words. After finishing explaining to Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er, Fang Fang came forward a little shyly. "Brother, my aunt is looking for you." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 047 What is a Sister Control? After finishing explaining to Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er, Fang Fang came forward a little shyly. "Brother, my aunt is looking for you." "Auntie?!" Fang Xian was startled subconsciously, "Auntie Li is here too?" "What Aunt Li?" Fang Fang wondered, "Isn't Auntie's surname Wang?" Fang Xian slapped his head, he was addicted. Fang Fang was his cousin, so he naturally called his mother auntie. "Why is she looking for me?" Fang Xian had already turned off his cell phone. In order to avoid being harassed by work matters, he really didn't want to turn it on, so he reached out for Fang Fang's cell phone. Fang Fang timidly handed over her phone: "Just now I called aunt and told her everything." "You!" Fang Xian pointed at Fang Fang for a long time, and finally sighed and complained, "My good sister, why are you talking about this? Aren't you worried about her?" Well, in this way, the real girl is going to cry again: "I I'm afraid my father and mother are not there, I can only find the uncle and aunt " "My good sister, don't cry, don't cry, everything is fine." Fang Xian quickly waved to Ling'er and Yueru, "You two, help me persuade her Oh no, Yueru just stay still. , Ling'er advises." Yueru said angrily: "Why don't you let me persuade you?" Fang Xian also said angrily: "You don't understand this world at all! Besides, you like to fight with your father!" After such a long time, Yueru also felt the weirdness of this world. It seemed that there was no official martial arts or anything like that at all, so she stopped being tough and just sat down to play with a "hum". Fang Xian took a deep breath and dialed his mother's phone number. Fang Xian's parents are both from rural areas. His father is retired and his mother is a rural woman. Now they are in a semi-retirement stage, farming and selling vegetables. Some smart and good young people will ask, does the imperial capital also have rural areas? Yes, there is an imperial capital, and the edges of the imperial capital are still very green and environmentally friendly. Although most people living in these places no longer farm, there are still a small number of fields left, and a small number of honest farmers. For example, the idle father Fang Mu and the idle mother Wang Xiulan. Fang Xian took a deep breath and dialed the home phone. It only rang for half a tone before someone picked up the phone. Xian's mother must have been waiting anxiously for a long time. "Is this my Xian'er?" Mother Fang's slightly hesitant voice came from the other end of the phone. ¡°¡­How many times have I told you, don¡¯t call me by my nickname, it¡¯s very embarrassing.¡± "How's it going? How's it going? Your dad and I have packed our things and are going to the city? I've collected five thousand yuan from the villagers, is it enough to redeem you?" "Lan'er, this is not kidnapping or Hong Kong. There is no ransom or bail." Hearing this, Xian¡¯s mother became even more anxious: ¡°Huh? I saw on TV that those bad guys were bought madam and caught by Sir. Can¡¯t they be released if they pay money?¡± At this time, Fang Xian only lamented that "Prison Break" was not shown on TV, otherwise I would have drawn a map on her body, and the next day there would be hot news about "A 50-year-old woman robbed a bank just to save her son". On the other end, the receiver was snatched away by Xian¡¯s father. "Son, don't pay attention to your mother. Rural women are uneducated." Xian's father's voice was calm. "My parents collected the money and gave it to the police comrades. Dad knows the rules here. Where are you locked up? Dad." This will pass." When Xian's father was speaking, Xian's mother was heard scolding from time to time: "What's wrong with my rural women? If you marry a rural woman, you are a rural person. This sentence has been used for many years. If you don't bother me, I will still bother you." ¡­¡± Fang Xian only felt a headache. As he said, the phone is the source of all evil. "Dad, I have already taken care of this matter. The policeman is my college classmate. He will help us get out." After hearing this, there was silence on the other end of the phone. Dad Xian was not very happy, but instead felt a little lonely and depressed. "Ohclassmatehello, classmate, I hope you can help me" A blind tone came and Dad Xian had already hung up the phone. Fang Xian sighed, knowing that he had accidentally touched his father's heart, so he did not complain about his father's rude behavior of hanging up the phone without saying goodbye. When she put down the phone, she was greeted by Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru's eager eyes. The two women asked almost at the same time: "Who is Lan'er?!" "my mother." Hearing this, Ling'er covered her mouth and pointed at Fang Xian: "You, you, youyou still have this plot." "Go ahead and play, are you rotten girls from ancient times?" Fang Xian scolded with a smile, "At home I call my mother Lan'er and my father Brother Mu."Envy it, envy it! " "Tch." Lin Yueru shook her head, "I still call my father pumpkin, and I still call my uncles and aunts winter melon, watermelon and cucumber!" Fang Fang hesitated for a long time, and finally said what she should have asked long ago: "Brother, who are these two girls?" Fang Xian frowned and thought for a moment, then held Fang Fang's shoulders: "Like you, she is my long-lost cousin, but she is from Jiangsu and Zhejiang." Fang Fang wondered: "Isn't our hometown in Shandong? Aren't all the ancestors in our family tree from the north?" "How else would it be called being separated for many years." Fang Xian laughed, peeking at Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er's attitude. It's not that he doesn't want to be responsible. This is a step-by-step process. The fact that he suddenly married two daughters-in-law is not acceptable to modern people. of. Look over there, Lin Yueru wanted to argue, but Zhao Ling'er held her back, and the two women started to murmur. Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief, Ling'er was still sensible. (Zhao Ling'er: Sister, don't worry, Brother Xian doesn't want us anymore.) (Lin Yueru: Then what does he mean? Who is his cousin?) (Zhao Ling'er: If I'm not wrong, Brother Xian is a sister-in-law, that's why he's called that.) (Lin Yueru: How come he can speak so well? What a pervert.) (Zhao Ling'er: Huh? Why did sister say that? Doesn't sister also like it Well) (Lin Yueru:) Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and the fat and thin policemen walked in with a smile. Fang Xian wondered why these two brothers became so polite. Presumably Li Chao had something to say, and the people in the scene knew how to handle things. The fat policeman rubbed his hands and smiled and said, "It's getting late now. Brother Li will have to wait a while before he comes back. He asked us to prepare some food. I don't know what you guys want to eat. I'll go out and buy it." As soon as he finished speaking, a clear female voice sounded: "Spicy!" You can use your toes to figure out who is talking. "There's no future." Fang Xian pinched Ling'er's cheek, then turned to the two policemen and said politely, "I won't bother you two. If possible, we can just call McDonald's." ? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUT off out the world? There are no rules for police officers to buy takeout for criminal suspects. If someone brings you a face, you have to return it intact. This is called face-to-face communication. ¡°That¡¯s okay,¡± the thin police officer asked, ¡°Do you know our address?¡± ¡°It¡¯s written on the wall.¡± "Okay, you guys rest, we'll go on duty." After the fat and thin police officers left, Ling'er was quite dissatisfied: "I want to eat Malatang Malatang Malatang!!!" "Why are you starting to act so arrogant?" Fang Xian roughly estimated everyone's appetite, called the McDonald's takeout hotline, and randomly ordered more than two hundred yuan worth of food. Later, while waiting for the meal, Fang Xian asked Ling'er to take Lin Yueru into the back room to explain the relationship between the two worlds, while he stayed with Fang Fang outside. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 048 The Cloudy Day Turns to Sunny Days Fang Fang had already wiped off the makeup on her face with a towel and returned to her bare-makeup state. This face is actually quite remarkable, not ugly, but it was completely ruined by pockmarks. "Brother, look at it now" Fang Fang lowered his head and sighed, "You finally helped me find a job but it has failed again." Fang Xian smiled sadly: "It's gone now and again, and I'll look for it again. Once dignity is lost, it can never come back." "But" Fang Fang hesitated for a moment and asked: "I chatted with fellow villagers They told me that in this imperial capital, people from small places should not take themselves seriously. They should bow their heads and kneel down. Kneel down, otherwise you won¡¯t make any money.¡± "They are them, and you are you." Fang Xian shook his head and began to persuade with his own logic, "Sister, think about it, they lower their heads, kneel on the ground, make money, and then what?" "Thenbrother, just say it directly, I'm stupid." "Then there will be no more." "" "Sister, we are not geniuses, nor are we famous college students. We are just a working girl. We live in the imperial capital and we live in our hometown. Which one do you think is more comfortable?" ¡°Hometown.¡± ¡°Really, you¡¯re here just to make more money, right?¡± "¡­¡­Right." "For your size, you come here to realize the value of life." ¡°Brother, I don¡¯t understand.¡± "Forget it, there's no need to talk so deeply now Anyway, remember, dignity and face are more important than money, and there are many things more important than money. Don't give up everything just for money. In the end, you will have nothing. In the future, if you encounter this kind of thing, you don¡¯t have to wrong yourself, just straighten your back, and if it doesn¡¯t work, just go to my brother, do you understand me?¡± Fang Fang not only understood, but was also very moved, with tears in her eyes: "Brother you are so kind." Fang Xian felt slightly sour in his heart, and a great feeling of compassion came to his heart. "Sister, no matter how many times in the future, I will rush to help you like today. So you remember, you are not alone here." The truth is that the Shandong girl has been completely moved. At this time, she should give a hug or something, but she has nothing to do. The village is relatively conservative, and only if they are biological brothers and sisters, they can let go. Fang Xian shuddered. He really didn't want to hug her. It wasn't because he looked down on his sister's pockmarked face, but mainly because things about women were already very complicated. If there was another one, he would really go crazy. He was still young. "Eh?" Fang Xian suddenly felt something in his heart, and reached out to touch Fang Fang's face, frowning slightly. "Brotherwhat are you" Fang Fang felt a little panicked and jumped wildly, "You" "Don't move." Fang Xian also raised his left hand, squeezing out a pockmark on Fang Fang's face. "It hurts" Fang Fang was so excited that she trembled all over. "I told you not to move." Fang Xian dipped his finger into the mysterious liquid flowing out of the pockmark, put it in front of his nose, smelled it, and then licked it with the tip of his tongue. "Brotheryou" Fang Fang felt that he was about to get to know his cousin again. This habit was no longer tolerated by humans. In fact, it is unscientific to say that Fang Fang's face is pockmarked. The pockmarks refer to the scars left on her face, just like the broken walls after the battlefield. Besides, pockmarks cannot be squeezed, so the pile of bumps on Fang Fang's face should be called ¡ª¡ª "It turns outit's an insect sore, something evil." "Ah?" Fang Fang was shocked again, "Are you talking about me? Why does it sound so disgusting?" "Don't panic, listen to me." Fang Xian frowned and wiped the mysterious liquid on his hand, "I always thought that what you have on your face is ordinary acne, caused by endocrine disorders in adolescence. It will heal after a while. But now it seems that it is not that simple. You are 23 years old, and the sore is getting worse and worse. To put it bluntly, I even suspect that you have Hualiu disease." "Impossible, I haven't" Fang Fang lowered her head and twisted. "Don't be like this, your character is not suitable for being cute." Fang Xian shook his head and continued, "Insect sores are rare. Originally they were only found in Sichuan, Yunnan, and Western Hunan, which are the birthplaces of Miao medicine, so we treat insect sores. I have a relatively deep understanding of sores. They are something similar to mites, dormant under the surface of the skin. However, these things are more serious than mites. They cannot eat subcutaneous fat or other things directly. They need to be transformed before eating. During the transformation process, Casting a mysterious substance, which to us is poison, destroys your subcutaneous tissue, which is why your face never heals." Fang Fang felt dizzy and scared at the same time: "You said? There are bugs under my skin?" "Not only do you have a cheeky face, I bet you have a back face too."Fang Fang subconsciously covered her body: "Did you peek at me taking a shower?!" "Don't make trouble, our Miao medicine is profound and profound, specializing in treating difficult and complicated diseases." Fang Fang swallowed and nodded: "Indeed, I also have a lot of acne on my back. I thought it was chickenpox. I also went to the hospital and found nothing during the examination. The doctor prescribed me a lot of acne medicine. , but it didn¡¯t work either. It turns out that my mother asked an old Chinese medicine doctor to give me a consultation, and even after taking the medicine for more than half a year, it had no effect." "Well, it definitely won't work. Traditional Chinese medicine regulates endocrine. To treat this bug, you have to be ruthless." Fang Fang shuddered. Fang Xian dusted off his sleeves, and a grand blueprint for his cousin's cultivation plan was in front of him. "Sister, what I said before was all nonsense, and it was all for men. In this world, women are the most important thing." Fang Fang thought about it for a moment: "Looks like?" "Yes, you are finally smart for once. Everything you had trouble with before was all because of your pockmarked face. Thisdo you know Xiao S?" "That host? She also has pockmarks?" Fang Fang asked. "She has learned to answer quickly." Fang Xian shook his head, "She doesn't have pockmarks, her teeth are crooked." "" "Do you know who Xiao S is most grateful to in his life besides his parents when he was interviewed?" "Agent?" "No, it's her dentist. Her dentist helped her straighten her teeth, remove her wisdom teeth and make braces. She has completely changed as a person. Connotation is important, and appearance is also important. The most important thing is that people look at appearance first. Looking at the connotation, if you don¡¯t have the appearance, you will lose a lot of opportunities.¡± Fang Fang was thoughtful: "Although I don't understand it, it seems to make sense" "Okay, let's not talk about anything else. This way" Fang Xian put on the posture of giving advice, "After we go out, I guess you won't be able to do your job anymore. You just go back to the unit and go through the resignation procedures, and then Go back to my house and help me take care of my parents. When I am done with this period of work, I will go back to retreat and reform you. After this process, you can at least find a brokerage company to be an etiquette lady." When Fang Fang heard the word "Miss", she instinctively thought: "Miss etiquette? Why does it sound weird?" Fang Xian smiled: "Miss is a good word, but it has been misused by others. Don't worry, Miss etiquette is just a model who goes out to do events, cutting ribbons, participating in a car show, chinajoy, etc., she won't suffer." Fang Fang asked again: "How much can I earn in a month as a young lady?" Fang Xian recalled: "My ex-girlfriend did this. An activity lasted about half a day, ranging from 100 to 300 yuan. Now the price has probably increased. If you go out and work for 15 days a month, 3,000 yuan is no problem. , if your image is acceptable after you leave the country, the commission will still have to be increased. Although this is a part-time job, there are many people who earn more than 10,000 yuan a month." "Ah" Facing that huge five-digit number, Fang Fang fainted. For her, she has been called a pockmarked girl since she was a child, and she has no hope for her own image. Seeing those beautiful girls coming forward, she feels jealous in her heart. However, she is a real girl and believes in the theory put forward by an old man - work to get rich. Even in this dimly lit era, she still believes that as long as she works hard and works hard, a pockmarked girl can be successful. Today, it¡¯s just cloudy and rainy. The dark clouds disperse and the sunshine will eventually appear. If the dark clouds refuse to disperse, then Fang Xian will be blown away. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 049 Ask My Uncle The outhouse cleared the clouds and saw the sun, and the small house also suddenly became clear. Lin Yueru finally knew what kind of ghost place this was, and her face glowed red when she and Ling'er walked out of the hut. "Finally I found a place where pumpkins can never find me!!!" Lin Yueru was overjoyed, "That old man is so annoying. He is long in martial arts all day long, but short in martial arts." Fang Fang was speechless and stared blankly at Fang Xian. "Didn't I just say that they have some mental problems." While I was talking, a takeaway guy showed up, and the old man in the reception room actually let the takeaway boy in. Fang Xian took a few bags of food and put them on the table, then paid the bill painfully. When I turned around, every woman was already holding a piece of stuff and starting to chew on it. "Don't forget the man who dug the well when drinking water, you are so unkind." Fang Xian hurried to the table and was about to pick up a piece of chicken wing "Mine!" Lin Yueru grabbed it. Fang Xian was about to get a piece of French fries. "Brother Xian, give this to me~" Zhao Ling'er took it away. "Brother, I won't eat this. I'll give it to you." Fang Fang chewed a Big Mac and pushed something to Fang Xian. "It's better to be my cousin." Fang Xian sighed and looked down - ketchup. Fang Xian ate 3 packets of ketchup in 3 minutes. It took three women 2 minutes and 50 seconds to finish off a 234 yuan McDonald's takeout. "Won't you get fat?" Fang Xianyun sucked the last bit of juice from the ketchup seasoning packet, feeling like a bullied little daughter-in-law, "Wait, wait, sooner or later you will become fat to death." Lin Yueru spit out a piece of chicken bone, drank the coke in one gulp, and burped loudly: "Is this chicken? It's quite delicious, but it's too oily." Zhao Ling'er licked her fingers: "It tastes so strange. Is this foreign food?" Fang Fang is relatively simple: "I haven't eaten McDonald's for a long time" "Wait, I'll make you fat to death." ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Secretary Li Chao and Li are finally back. There was no expression on his face. Fang Xian panicked for a moment, then quickly stepped forward and asked, "What do you say?" "What are you talking about?" Li Chao shook his head, "You are so lucky, you are so damn lucky." Fang Xian let out a long sigh of relief. As soon as he said this, it was probably all right. Li Chao smiled and said: "You know, when I was delivering documents to Bureau Fang, an old classmate of the Director from the police academy happened to come to see him. Guess who it was?" "Don't make trouble, I don't even know if a police academy exists in this world." "Haha, that's right." Li Chao giggled, "Director Fang's old classmate, the deputy director of the Tai City General Administration!" "Oh, what does that have to do with me?" "So you're lucky!" Li Chao slapped Fang Xian hard, "I went in and asked for a step to talk, but the director said no, they are all old classmates, so I shamelessly told Fang Xian, please help me. Please help.¡± "This is not good." "As I said before, you are so damn lucky. Director Fang was in a good mood, waved his arm and said let me do it, just saying it was his intention. Just as I was about to go out, the director spoke again, saying You are all from his side, and you are negligent in not registering your household registration. He gave me the phone number of his secretary and asked me to contact his secretary to help you register your household registration!" "!!!!!!" Fang Xian was overjoyed. This was truly overjoyed. This was an unintentional intervention. Was his serious problem solved just like that? "Brother Li? Is it that simple?!" Fang Xian hugged Li Chao, not knowing what to say. No matter what Li Chao was like, it would definitely be a big help if this happened. Li Chao looked bitter and began to change his mind. "Haha, it's quite simple for you, but it's a little more troublesome for me." "Brother Li, please tell me." Li Chao scratched his head and said, "That's right. The director did a favor to Bureau Fang, and Bureau Fang did a favor to me, but I have nothing to do to help Bureau Fang" "That's not good, this is obviously a profit!" Fang Xian was overjoyed and his IQ dropped slightly. "It can't be that simple." Li Chao shook his head with a grimace, "I'm telling you, the higher the person is, the more detailed the relationship will be remembered. I don't say it, but I know it in my heart. I will always remember it in the future." The debt needs to be repaid.¡± Fang Xian finally figured out what this guy meant. ¡°Obviously, the smoothness of things was beyond Li Chao¡¯s control. In exchange, he was a big help and came to take credit. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Out of the way, they really helped. Fang Xian was just annoyed by Li Chao's way of expressing it.   "Brother Li, I'm a real person, don't beat around the bush." ??Fang Xian got straight to the point, "I remember this. I should have given you something to express my gratitude, but I really don't have anything at home to give. Now I have nothing but one." There is nothing I can repay with my brain medicine skills, so we owe this first." Li Chao knew that his grimace trick had achieved its effect, he had gained favors, and he would be able to earn them back sooner or later. "No matter where you are, they are all old classmates. What do you owe me, haha." "Okay, then I won't owe you anything." "Don't¡­¡­" Fang and Li looked at each other and smiled at each other. "you are so bad." "Don't make trouble." No matter what happened in the past, the relationship between the two has become closer now. In simple childhood, the way we get closer is through emotion and play; as adults, the only way is probably through interests. Although Li Chao is fat, he is not lazy and works very efficiently. I directly found a digital camera in the office, took a photo of Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er, and asked Lin Yueru and Zhao Ling'er to fill in the form for changing their household registration and send it to the secretary of the distant director. "Is this the end?" Fang Xian was still in a dazed state. This good thing happened so fast, it was a bit dreamy. "It's over. When the data and files are ready over there, their household registers and ID cards will be sent over. Leader, it's not just a matter of words?" Li Chao patted Fang Xian on the shoulder, "Look , Brother, it¡¯s interesting enough.¡± "Enough, enough, absolutely enough." Fang Xian naturally would not neglect it. "I have recorded your mobile phone number. I will prepare the medicine tonight. Let's make an appointment at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. We will get it done once and for all, and we will never do it again." "Okay, okay, let me find you. It's not convenient for the bureau." "Just wait for the call." "Oh, by the way, there is one more thing." Before leaving, Li Chao finally asked the question that had puzzled him for a long time, "The names of these two girls their appearance this is too much. And they are obviously sisters. Because Mao¡¯s surname is different.¡± Originally, Fang Xian had already given new names to Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru¡ª¡ª Fang Dahua, Fang Xiaohua. It is said to be in line with rural culture. But it seems that people without certain cultural literacy will not accept this kind of title. The second girl refused to change her name to death, so she filled in her real name with great arrogance. Comparing the real name with this image, the coincidence is a bit too much. Fang Xian couldn't explain this question, so he could only point to God and answer Li Chao: "Ask my uncle." {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume One: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 050 Molecule...Ant After leaving the police station, it was starting to get dark. Fang Xian gave Fang Fang a few more words and then let her go. There were only enough troublemakers around her. First of all, Fang Xian came to the drugstore. Luckily, there was a store not far away (not a bubble hall) that specialized in traditional Chinese medicine. There are very few such businesses now. But after all, there are many differences between traditional Chinese medicine and Miao medicine. His preferred medicinal materials are not sold here. There is no market for Miao medicine. Fang Xian can only choose a few bait medicines. Quan is the real core. It still depends on that thing. Fang Xian was holding a few medicines in his hand, thinking about the most reasonable and cost-effective treatment for Li Chao and his wife's illness. Ling'er and Yueru are arrogant again. When two men meet together, they can play games, basketball, and drink. In short, these are very themed activities. Of course, they can also be gay. When a man and a woman meet together, they can go shopping, watch movies, and have sex, all with a distinct theme. But when two arrogant women from the Southern Song Dynasty met. It was hell. Ling'er pointed to the street lamp: "Sister Yueru, what is that? Why is it so bright?" "Could it be the Night Pearl of the Western Region?" Yueru held her chin in thought for a moment, then took out the long whip from her boots without hesitation, "Let my sister pick one for you." "Okay, okay!" ¡­¡­ Ling'er pointed to the bus: "There are so many people inside, it's so crowded." Yueru held her chin in thought, "They should all be servants who sold their bodies and were taken away as slaves by a certain mansion." Ling'er looked slightly sad: "It's so pitiful." Yue is like a chivalrous woman: "Don't be sad, sister. I will rob them and give them freedom. Maybe my two escaped slaves are also among them." ¡­¡­ Ling'er pointed at a group of hooligans: "Sister, they keep staring at me and whistling at me." "Beat!" ¡­¡­ Linger pointed Fang Xian was very lucky to be able to return to the hotel alive. Along the way, he stopped at least five incidents of damaging public facilities, four incidents of damaging public order, three incidents of robbery, two incidents of malicious wounding, and one incident of damaging national unity. National unity? When passing by a Muslim ramen restaurant, Ling'er wanted to go in and ask if there was any blood tofu. As for the return rate along the way, it is already a topic that has been chewed up. Lin Yueru's explosive costume is too much, especially for those delinquent teenagers with serious rebellious psychology. I forgot to mention it just now, the motorcycle gang almost turned back. Caused two traffic accidents. Back in the room, Fang Xian breathed a long sigh of relief, took out the mineral water he bought outside, drank half a bucket of it, and then pointed at the two girls. "You guys, be honest. It's time to take a shower. If you have nothing to do, just watch TV. It's time for me to be busy." Zhao Ling'er said innocently: "What are you busy with? Go back and play games!" "Why are you busyI'm not busy with the things you guys caused." Fang Xian scratched his head irritably, "You know, I have to waste two Gu seedlings on such a meaningless thing just for this matter." Seeing that Fang Xian was really agitated, Ling'er stopped bothering him and pulled Lin Yueru towards the bathroom: "Sister, the bathtub here is huge, and there are blisters in it, so it's very comfortable!" "Oh?" Lin Yueru seemed to be very interested in this, so the two girls entered the bathroom happily. Fang Xian scratched his hair, cheered up, opened the safe, and took out the Gu seedlings and Gu dishes inside. Both items were wrapped in large white bags of unknown material. The old man is so authentic, he even explains how to use it. ?? Universal Gu Seedlings: Kid, in order to save you the time of running into the mountains to catch bugs, I said hello to Brother Ye and specially prepared the Universal Gu Seedlings for you. There are ten packs of these poison seedlings. What type of poison do you need? Just open the package thinking about the appearance of the poison. When the time comes, there will be the larvae of the poison inside. Ethereal Gu Dish: Kid, in order to save you the time of looking forward to the stars and the moon and waiting for the bugs to grow up, I said hello to Brother Ye and specially prepared the Eran Ran Gu Dish for you. You only need to put the things that should be put in it. , imagine how long it has been, and then open the lid to see how long it has been. Special reminder: Only you can use these two things. In the eyes of others, they are just a broken jar and a bag of dead insects. Fang Xian imitated the posture of a Christian, pointing his head, chest, left and right breasts with both fingers. "Thank you, Brother, for being accommodating. Amen." We really have to thank Brother Ye for this. We will call him Brother Ye for the time being.?Maybe it's the Jade Emperor or something. Logically speaking, he doesn't allow supernatural things to cause trouble here. This is considered to be a bit liberal. It shows that the relationship between Brother Ye and the old man is unusual. That aspect of things was not something Fang Xian could figure out, he was just thinking about it. Fang Xian took out a pack of Gu seedlings and silently recited one word in his heart¡ª¡ª ???????????????????. Sure enough, as soon as he had this thought, he felt something strange in the bag. There was a little thing that was very commotion. Dongfangxian didn't dare to be careless when dealing with this thing. He first stuffed the mouth of the bag into the Gu vessel, then pinched the mouth of the bag and carefully tore open an opening. Then he let go and opened the small opening, only to see a small yellowish-brown creature that was larger than an ant. The insect fell straight into the Gu dish. ??The Gu dish is a special thing that can confuse bugs into entering and trap them. Even if you don't close the lid, they can't even come out. Even if they have wings, they can't fly out. It can be understood as ultraviolet light and other factors plus the Bagua array. In fact, mole crickets are not that rare, but they are hard to find in the city. Fang Xian didn't have time to run around the mountains, so he had to destroy a universal Gu seedling. Although this thing is small, its structure is very complete. It has two front feet and two back feet, plus two small pincers like a mantis. Of course, it also has eyes and tentacles. It is slightly like a miniature version of a cricket. Girls will probably be sharp when they see this ghost thing. Call me, but as a senior Miao doctor, Fang Xian saw this insect just like seeing a fly or mosquito. After so many words, it seems that there is still no explanation of what kind of idiot the mole is. ??Have you ever read "Soybean Meal Sky" by the Potato God? In fact, the word "ò÷" appears many times in it. What¡¯s not impressive? Then let's recall. "The powerful fighting emperor! Even if you look at the entire continent, there are only a handful of existences!!" Wrong, it¡¯s this sentence¡ª¡ª "Dou Wang? Huh, in the eyes of the powerful Dou Huang, they are just like ants!" Well, come to think of it, mole crickets and mole crickets are not talking about a kind of ants called mole crickets, but mole crickets and ants. These two things are very small insects, so people like to put them together and despise the small existence. . This is actually very unfair. The mole cricket is a very unique insect. It has unique characteristics that are beyond the reach of ordinary ants of the same level! So, don¡¯t bully the mole cricket. In the doorway of Lao Miao's family, crickets are like ants, they can be used to make medicine and make poison. Ant Gu wins by numbers, attacking the body is like thousands of ants eating elephants; while for Refining Mole Gu, only one can attack the heart. However, in light voodoo, these voodoos are used to cure diseases, while dark voodoo is used to do bad things. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 051 The Elegy of the Man Who Swears on the Street What does that sentence say¡ª¡ª The truth one step further is a fallacy. So the next step forward from the light is the abyss. Therefore, rescuing people to the extent of rescuing is killing people. This logic is not rigorous, but the meaning is almost the same. When it comes to Fang Xian, it's the light Gu technique he learned. If the method is slightly changed, the resulting Gu may not be so bright. Mole voodoo in light voodoo is originally used to treat heart disease and brain disease. As an old Miao doctor, Fang Xian slightly changed the proportion of the medicinal materials for refining the vood. Although it will not turn the voodoo into a dark voodoo, it can still cause nausea. Disgusting people. What he wants now is disgusting and disgusting people. ??The light voodoo technique is very harmonious. It does not require several poisons to fight in the voodoo pot, but only uses medicinal materials to feed the bugs to achieve the effect. Originally, this voodoo could temporarily calm people down, relieve worries and stress, and act like a sedative. After Fang Xian's general calculations and adjustments, and based on the rich and cunning experience of this old Miao doctor, although the effect of this medicine is not as abnormal as the dark poison, it can have the opposite effect - making people upset and causing cold sweats. Hallucination or something. Fang Xian went through the medicinal material ratio again in his mind, took a deep breath, grabbed the first medicinal material and threw it in, closed the lid, and silently chanted a cycle in his heart. At this time, the sound of bathing came from the bathroom. In addition to the sound of water, there were more strange sounds. "Ah! My sister's penis is indeed very erect, let me touch it!!!" "It's itchyitchyif you touch me again, you'll be rude!" "Haha, if you dare to bully me, I will ask Brother Xian to come in and spank you!!" "You! I'll spank you first!" After that, quite obscene and strange sound effects came from inside, including laughter, humming, and occasionally snapping sounds. Fang Xian cursed: "I'm doing business! I beg you to be honest!" ?????????????????????????? The voice inside was indeed much quieter. Although these two girls were not serious, they seemed to be reliable at critical moments, and they could distinguish the important from the important. "Sister, why are your buns bigger than mine, but your grapes smaller than mine?" "I don't know, it doesn't matter." "It doesn't matter. When I'm breastfeeding in the futureI'll think about it" ¡°It¡¯s so annoying, I¡¯m not going to have children.¡± "Oh, that's not right. As wives, we naturally have to give birth to as many children as possible for our husband." ¡­¡­ It seems that letting them stay here will be a matter of the next life. If Fang Xian has the time now, he will not be a man if he doesn't go in and play like mandarin ducks or kill them. But the problem is that he has more important things to do. As a man, he must withstand the pressure on his lower body at critical moments. Fang Xian gathered all his strength in his Dantian, chanted the Vajra Mantra, and continued to refine the Gu. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Universal Gu Miao, Universal Gu Miao, and the voodoo to be finished in less than three minutes. At this time, Fang Xian was sweating profusely. It wasn't that he was tired from refining Gu. The key was that the battle between his brain and his lower body was too fierce. Looking at the little bugs that had become somewhat transparent in the voodoo dish, Fang Xian was quite satisfied. He carefully put the voodoo dish into his bag, gave the two women a few words, and hurried out. The destination of this trip was Xuannan Hospital, where the street-swearing man was staying during the day. This address was given to him by Li Chao. All Li Chao could do was to settle matters at the police station and persuade the victim not to bother with anything else. You can do it yourself. If the guy insists on going to court, Li Chao can't help. This kind of thing, Gu, has always been very secretive, very evil, even a little sinful, and a little shameful. There is no way, this is the result of a scolding man, and Fang Xian doesn't want to play dirty tricks, but in this situation, he can only use unscrupulous methods to deal with such an unscrupulous person. According to the ward number given by Li Chao, Fang Xian knocked on the door of the second ward on the third floor of the inpatient department. The door opened, and an old man opened the door with a smile. When he saw it was Fang Xian, his face immediately turned from joy to sadness: "Hey I thought my daughter came to see me She hasn't been here for several days." Fang Xian looked into the ward and saw that it was a collective ward. That's right. The wards in a hospital are tight these days, and VIPs are there for the elderly to recuperate. ??The middle-aged man who was still showing off his power in the afternoon and scolded the street now became melancholy and angry. He lay on the bed and tilted his head. Silently looking up at the night outside the window, his face twitched from time to time, obviously the wound on his butt was arrogant again. Fang Xian coughed and walked forward silently. The scolding man turned his head warily and with difficulty, and then burst out with a strange fear¡ª¡ª ¡°Kill¡ª¡ªpeople¡ª¡ª!¡±   The patients in the ward were stunned and looked at Fang Xian blankly. Fang Xian waved his hands helplessly and pursed his lips behind him: "Don't worry, the devil didn't come, I'm being reasonable." The scolding man was shocked and doubtful: "Really, it's just you? Then then you didn't come?" "I really didn't come, I was taking a shower at home." The man thought about it for a moment, and looking at the posture, it was obvious that Fang Xian had come to apologize. He definitely didn¡¯t want to make this matter a big deal and was discussing compensation or something. Thinking of this, the unscrupulous man suddenly became more confident. "Boy, you're keeping me from going to work for a month, and the medical expenses are 8,000 yuan, as well as mental damage expenses, and" "Hey, there's something on your nose!" Fang Xian took a step forward and gently stroked the scolding man's nostrils, "Oh, it's okay." If you look closely, you can see that the transparent little thing has jumped in. The scolding man sniffed subconsciously, feeling as if something had come in: "Youwhat did you do?" Fang Xian: "5." The man scolding the street: "Huh?" Fang Xian: "4." "What are you counting?" he scolded the man on the street. Fang Xian: "321." At the same time as Fang Xian's countdown ended, the street-swearing man felt his head buzz for a moment, and suddenly became a little dazed and restless, as if there were hands rubbing his head, or as if a needle was piercing his head. The patients around them were staring at the two of them, very puzzled. I saw that the expression on the street man's face went through an extremely complicated stage of change. "Youthisis so strange" Fang Xian leaned into the scolding man's ear and said, "It will start to feel good now. Don't worry, no one will die." Sure enough, a heart-wrenching itch suddenly came from his mind, itchy and painful, and he wanted to moan and call for help, but he couldn't. He was shaking violently, but nothing happened. Can't do it either. Fang Xian explained to everyone in the ward: "My friend has intermittent epilepsy, please don't blame me." Then he continued to whisper in the scolding man's ear: "Brother, I have 100 ways to kill you, 90 ways to make you crazy, 80 ways to make you brain-dead, and 70 ways to paralyze you" The man scolding the street felt like he was going to die. Is this kid Voldemort? Fang Xian counted the time and whispered when it was almost over: "The poison in your body is going to sleep. It will wake up in a month and let you have another addiction. It will attack again in 15 days, and it will attack again in 7 days." By analogy, the last time will eat up all your brains. If you know the truth, that's the end of it. I'll cure you of the poison, and I'll also pay for your medical expenses. This is the most benevolent thing, do you think it's okay?" How dare the scolding man say no? This is the most evil thing in the world. Voldemort's black magic is not something that ordinary people can resist. He nodded like a chicken. "That's right." Fang Xian snapped his fingers, and the pain of the scolding man stopped. The old Miao doctor is the old Miao doctor. He can tell the time very accurately and snap his fingers to fool people, just like a magic trick. Fang Xian glanced at the payment receipt on the bedside. After miscellaneous examinations, medical expenses, bandaging fees, hospitalization expenses, etc., more than two thousand yuan went out again. Fortunately, Fang Xian kept swiping his card and was able to withdraw some cash. He ordered two thousand three hundred yuan and placed it on the man's bedside. He turned around and left. "Wait!" The man was shocked, "We agreed, will you explain that to me?" "It's solved." Fang Xian left the room with a pretentious expression on his back. No one in the ward could understand what happened. The scolding man slowly returned to his previous position and looked up at the night sky. Only this time, his eyes were full of tears, and he felt like he was being insulted. This was the second time he was insulted. Actually, there is no such thing as getting sick in one month and then again in half a month. This is a poison, not a god. The lifespan of this bug is only a few dozen days. When the man's itching ends, the bug has already died. After a while It came out along with the man's phlegm. Of course, if he was unlucky, he would swallow it. At this time, although Fang Xian had accomplished a disgusting thing, he couldn't help but curse¡ª¡ª ¡°You¡¯re such an adult, don¡¯t you have medical insurance? Damn it.¡± {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 052 Hug Left and Right Back at the hotel, Ling'er and Yueru were watching "If You Are the One". The costumes of the two of them are too much. Yueru was wearing Fang Xian's pajamas. Because the pajamas were a little too big, they looked baggy. If you look closely, you could see something evil. In addition, her posture when leaning on the sofa was very graceful, which made Fang Xian dishonest again. Ling'er went a little further He gave up his only pajamas to Yueru. His own clothes had just been washed and hung to dry by the window. He was now wearing the princess-shaped pink underwear he bought yesterday, with his thighs resting on Yueru's legs. Watching TV in an unladylike way. It¡¯s not a problem to be shy, all your moral integrity is gone in front of your husband. "Ah, my husband is back!" Ling'er jumped up from the sofa and helped Fang Xian undress. The two big white legs swayed so much that Fang Xian was dizzy for a while. As the pressure eased, his lower body slowly took over the control of his body. "Don't take it off. It's summer now. If you delay any longer, it will be gone." Fang Xian rubbed Ling'er's head. Having such a little thing at home always makes people warm. Of course, when he said this, he died Staring at Ling'er's thigh. Yueru pointed at the TV screen and asked: "Who is this bald man? What he said makes sense." "Glasses or Shaolin bald head?" "Glasses, those things are indeed called glasses." "Oh, that's Brother Fei, he's very knowledgeable." Fang Xian put on his slippers, yawned, and walked towards the sofa. "Brother Xian" Linger lowered his head and snickered. "Um?" "Brother Xian seems to be dishonest" Ling'er's eyes were very lustful. As soon as Fang Xian lowered his head, his pants seemed to be pushed up. He could only scratch his head and laugh, "This is not a big deal." Yueru understood it at a glance, and her face immediately turned red: "You thief, you have no shame!" "Who asked you to stimulate me like this? It's abnormal to have no reaction." Fang Xian happily sat next to Yueru, and Ling'er quickly followed behind and leaned against Fang Xian's side. Fang Xian said "Huh?", feeling very strange, and then said "Huh!" again, quite enjoying it. It would be crazy if you don¡¯t enjoy this situation. The two daughters-in-law are on the left and the other, and the family is watching gossip TV programs. There is also an Optimus Prime in the middle that shocks the scene. Fang Xian put his left hand on Ling'er's leg, showing no resistance, so his right hand became less honest and tried to explore Yueru's butt. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡­ As soon as Fang Xian wiped his hand, Yueru trembled all over and pulled out the black leather whip from nowhere: "The skin is itchy again, isn't it?" Fang Xian had no choice but to stop: "Madam, we only have the name of husband and wife, but no real life as husband and wife. Isn't this treating Madam badly?" "It doesn't count if I didn't pay a visit to the church." Lin Yueru coughed dryly, her face a little red. She didn't give everything so easily as Ling'er. "Okay." Fang Xianle said, treating you is not easy. "Then you go to the bathroom and take a shower. I'm going to have sex with the lady I befriended, so please stay out of the way." "Haha" Even Ling'er sneered, threw herself into Fang Xian's arms, and raised her eyebrows at Yueru. Still just now, the festival fucks one place. "You two lewd thieves!!" Lin Yueru was extremely conflicted. At this age, which girl wouldn't be sexually attracted to her, but she always felt unhappy in her heart - there was no reason why this brat could succeed so easily. Lin Yueru simply sat still: "I don't care, you want to have sex and do your thing, I'll watch TV." "Oh, madam, let's do it, this time on the sofa." Fang Xian smiled lustfully, and started groping Ling'er's body with his hands, "The flesh is long and soft, I will explore it up and down" "Wellthen" The pink bra began to fall off, and the hands became more and more evil. "Pia!" Yueru couldn't bear it anymore, her face turned red as an apple, and she whipped her whip on the ground: "No!" "Um?" "It's just not allowed!" Yueru snorted, acting like a female hooligan. Fang Xian said shamelessly: "If you don't participate, forget it, we are not allowed to do it." "No, no, no, no!" Yueru was completely unreasonable and even became aggrieved, tears welling up in her eyes, "You're so annoyingI said I wanted to go to courtyou don't even think about it right now Can't bear it?" Fang Xian was really about to cry when he saw her. There were not many things that could make her cry. It seemed that this girl was a lady after all, and she paid too much attention to etiquette. "That's all, Yue Ru is unreasonable, Fang Xian is reasonable, and Ling'er is happy to leave Yue Ru alone"?Some bad ones. "Okay, I'll wait for you to bow down." Fang Xian smiled softly and held Yue Ruye in his arms, "It's not that big of a deal, just give her a hug." Yueru gritted her teeth and endured the unprecedented feeling of being touched by the opposite sex. She said nothing and accepted it as acquiescence. Fang Xian is beautiful, really beautiful, this is called hugging her from left to right, and her dishonest hands began to search up and down again. A man who is not lustful is not a real man, so touching is not enough. Ling'er was teased too much and said tremblingly: "Brother Xian, I feel weird, I really want to" Fang Xian turned to look at Lin Yueru. "I'm looking for a blow again, I let you touch it well." Yueru glared fiercely, "If I move my hand lower, I will cut it." So, this time, the progress has reached this point at most, and Fang Xian's long-term training plan has begun to bear fruit. The family watched the TV program and complained from time to time. They were very happy. Yueru is a curious animal: "Is this the thin Shaolin bald guy you are talking about?" "Well, this is Brother Jia. It is said that this god has trained with the 18th Bronze Player." "They look somewhat similar." Ling'er is a more curious animal: "Brother Xian, why are the faces of these sisters so white?" "Powder it, make it very thick." "Rouge?" "almost." "Hmph." Lin Yueru has the potential to be a professional troll, "How can a girl from a good family in our place put on rouge like this? Only the girl from the brothel" "Stop it, it's just slander. Mushroom is still pointing to this book to support his family." After watching for a while, the show ended, and the two women were still unfinished. "Why are they so shameless?" Ling'er was puzzled, "Talk about marriage is something parents talk about secretly, how can they choose wives and concubines in public." "Didn't I say it before? This is the 21st century, free love." Ling'er asked again: "Then why can you only choose one? I saw that the man was very confused when he chose one of two, one of three, why didn't he choose all of them?" ¡°No problem, monogamy, a situation like ours only exists in certain Arab countries.¡± Fang Xian started to have a headache again. How to deal with the issue of status has always been a troublesome thing. He couldn't become a UAE citizen and convert to a green religion. Even if he was willing to believe it, it would be impossible for Ling'er Yueru to be wrapped in a veil. Sooner or later, she would be destroyed by ak. Fang Xian didn¡¯t believe in God before, but now he believes in God. He believes in the old man. Games have a key role, which is to escape a little when encountering unsolvable troubles, temporarily forget the troubles, and relax. It's still early to go to bed now. Since Yueru won't let her sleep on the bed, it's better to hurry up and continue the game. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 053 The Snake Man is Very Real Back to the game, it was still under the thatched hut on the outskirts of Suzhou. This was Lin Yueru¡¯s first time-travel experience. When she saw that she was wearing light clothing, she could not help but look up to the sky and scream: "Haha, I can kill decisively again!" "" "Yueru, my daughter is still in Ling'er's belly. As my aunt, you have to help me accumulate some karma." Yueru nodded, and then thought something was wrong. She, this girl, couldn¡¯t bear any loss: ¡°Who is the younger one?! I¡¯m obviously the older sister, okay?¡± "Well, as an aunt, you have to" Lin Yueru frowned and thought: "Why does it sound weird?" The sensible Ling'er interrupted: "Okay, okay, I'll just follow Brother Xian. I don't ask for status. If you want me to be a kid, I'll just be a kid." Lin Yueru felt a little embarrassed: "Sister, that's not what I meant" "You two." Fang Xian coughed and spread his hands, "We are not here to discuss this issue." Ling'er squeezed her eyes and tried to transform back into a human, but her efforts were to no avail: "Naughty boy won't let me transformBrother Xian, what should we do?" Lin Yueru puffed out her chest and said, "Of course I'm going back to find my dad. We have a big wedding tomorrow!" ¡°Don¡¯t you hate your pumpkins?¡± "Oh, right" Lin Yueru changed his decision-making speed at an alarming rate, "Then let's travel around the world and make our fortunes!" Fang Xian pointed at Ling'er's snake body: "She is about to shed her skin, how can she get around." Ling'er rubbed her scales and said with a silly smile, "It's still early. In fact, walking like this saves a lot of effort." "Come on, let's not discuss it anymore. Come with me. Ling'er's fetus is unstable right now and he can't maintain his human form. I can't get any medicinal materials in this game, so I can only go to Baihe Town in front of me. Who has it? There is a miracle doctor named Han, just ask him to prescribe some medicine." "How do you know?" Lin Yueru asked. ¡¾Look at the strategy, this grandson. ¡¿ "Where is the monster?!" Lin Yueru panicked and pulled out his whip. Fang Xian was helpless: "Master, you don't want to scare people like this." The two of them and the snake walked forward chatting and laughing, and in a blink of an eye they arrived at the Hidden Dragon Cave. This is actually a cave maze, for people who pass by to upgrade. According to the original plot, there should not be Ling'er here. Only Xiaoyao Yueru and two people explore this dangerous situation. Now the three of them are gathered together, and Zhao Ling'er is in snake state again. Fang Xian really wasn't afraid at all. As soon as he entered the cave, Zhao Ling'er said "Hey". "What's wrong?" Fang Xian asked. "There are so manyso many children here" Ling'er pointed her finger on her chin and couldn't tell what she felt. "Ohby the way, there are snakes here, and they are just kids to you." Sure enough, the first group of snake-shaped monsters have already rushed up. Fang Xian took out his big ax and Yue Ru unfolded his long whip. Just as they were about to start a fight, they saw Zhao Ling'er rushing forward first. "The little snakes were scared at first, but after seeing that Zhao Ling'er meant no harm, they actually crawled around Ling'er like docile pets, and rubbed their little snake heads against Ling'er from time to time, making Ling'er giggle. "That's okay" Fang Xian scratched his head and put away the ax, "Your snake form is too versatile." Ling'er smiled and said: "These children want to take me to see their king. They said that there have been no guests here for a long time. The king will be very happy. They also said" "Um?" Ling'er seemed to have listened carefully and said, "They also said they didn't like the queen here and wanted me to drive the queen away and become the queen" "Ling'er, listen to me." Fang Xian persuaded, "First of all, this is for upgrading. If we don't cut down these things, the level will lag, and it will be difficult to deal with later; secondly the king and queen here are They are two monsters, and they are evil. They have captured a bunch of civilian girls and used them as maids. We have to eliminate harm for the people." Before Ling'er spoke, Yueru slowly walked forward and asked Zhao Ling'er, "Can I touch it?" Zhao Ling'er lowered her head and muttered something to the little snake, then smiled and said, "They let you touch it, but they didn't let Brother Xian touch it because they said Brother Xian stinks too much." Fang Xian: "I'll chop your penis off." Lin Yueru stepped forward and squatted down, slowly reached out and touched the snake's head. The little snake seemed to be enjoying it, and even stuck out its tongue and licked Yueru. "Haha, it's fun." Yueru was also amused. "Both of you, snakes are obscene, please give way. In order to do justice for heaven and to upgrade, let me kill them." ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ???Yueru shouted in unison: "How dare you!" Who said women in ancient times had no status? Who said that when a man marries three wives and four concubines, these women will compete to please the man? With tears in his eyes, Fang Xian silently followed Ling'er Yueru and a bunch of little snakes: "It's all bullshit." As Ling'er moved forward, more and more little snakes joined the escort team. I don't know whether they loved Ling'er deeply, hated the original queen deeply, or just wanted Yue Ru to touch them more. Two times. "Yueru! That guy is climbing on your shoulder, don't you care?!" ¡°Isn¡¯t this fun? It¡¯s so majestic!¡± "Ling'er we agreed, we will kill the snake man when we see him." "Okay, okay, Brother Xian is jealous, haha!" "Why¡­¡­" Originally this place was a disgusting maze, and you had to run around for a long time to find the boss. But under the leadership of these various little snakes, there was no need to fight all the way, and soon we reached the gatekeeper boss Snake Man, who is where these little snakes came from. Weigh in front of the king. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Snake man The snake man has a snake body in his lower body and his upper body is exposed muscles. The difference is that the snake man looks rougher and should be a python or something, while Ling¡¯er is obviously a spiritual snake or something like that. The snake man was holding something like a Qinglong Yanyue knife and holding it at the entrance of the cave. Obviously, he was already hungry and thirsty. "Everyone, be careful, this guy is not weak!" Fang Xian took out the mountain-splitting ax without saying anything, looking so heroic. The snake man stared at Ling'er for a long time, speechless. Fang Xian was anxious: "You slut, don't blaspheme my wife! Look at the axe!" The flying ax passed by, but the snake man did not dodge or evade, and was stabbed blankly. He did not feel any pain or itch. After staying for two seconds, there was a "bang" sound, and the snake man's sword fell to the ground. The expression on the snake man's face changed from serious and stern to charming. He looked at Ling'er affectionately and said two words numbly in his mouth. "goddess!" But Ling'er just smiled, crawled forward, and caressed the snake man's forehead. "Be good, baby." Yueru asked as usual: "Can I touch it?" Ling'er murmured for a moment and replied: "He let you touch him, but he didn't let brother Xian touch him because he thought he was dirty." "With his virtues, he still thinks I'm dirty!!!" After Fang Xian complained subconsciously, he realized that the biggest fault at this time was not this, and then asked, "Ling'er, what do you mean by this?" Ling'er explained slightly innocently: "Brother Xian, you told me thousands of living beings are the queens of Nuwa, and these little snakes are closer to me by blood. They will be affectionate when they see me. As for this one Snake man" I saw that the snake man's eyes were full of respect, seriousness, nymphomaniacs, lust and other elements, and he said affectionately: "Goddess, I have been hiding in this cave for many years. I was already desperate to find true love. Then a fox came in and I simply got married to that vixen, but I didn¡¯t know that the vixen didn¡¯t say anything, and wanted this and that all day long. She asked me to go out and grab gold and silver jewelry for her, and asked me to go to the town to catch girls to be her maids" These words actually resonated with Fang Xian: "Hateful!" "Who says it's not the case" The snake man faced Zhao Ling'er affectionately. "But it wasn't until you appeared, goddess, that the flame of pursuing true love in my heart was awakened. God did not abandon me. He allowed me to meet you." Fang Xian threw the ax: "Axe Control!" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ¡°Goddess, you let me know that love across races is wrong.¡± Fang Xian took out his palm: "Chopping dry firewood with bare hands is easy and effortless!" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "Goddess, you let me know that snakes will be with snakes after all." Fang Xian squatted on the ground and drew circles: "What a bully." Ling'er knew that this kind of thing had to be explained clearly, so she immediately became serious: "Little Basilisk, I understand what you mean, but I'm already married, and you are like this I really can't accept it." I saw that the snake man's expression gradually lost, and he lowered his head and sighed: "The Snake is just a Snake after all No matter how much muscle I develop I am just Brother Zeng and not Schwarzenegger" Fang Xian stood up again and regained some of his fighting spirit: "Desperate, you slut, fight to your heart's content!" At this time, I heard the snake man spit out four big words: "I have no love in my life!" ¡°What¡¯s the point of thousands of years of practice, and what¡¯s the point of hard training of muscles!¡± The snake man said, picking up the big knife on the ground, holding the handle of the knife behind his hands, as if a Japanese samurai was about to commit seppuku. "Brother, wait a minute!!" Fang Xian took a step forward, "You're going to die anyway, let me help you."??There is still experience to be gained. " "Inhumane!" Ling'er Yueru turned around and cursed angrily at the same time. Fang Xian squatted on the ground again and drew circles. Ling'er advised again: "Little Basilisk, you should go see the outside world. Of course you won't find true love if you stay at home." "The outside world" Snake Man thought for a moment, "But I'm afraid I can only feel at ease in this cave. Those gods and Taoists outside want my life. Besides there is really someone who can Do you like me?" Yueru pointed at Fang Xian: "Look at him, does he look stylish?" The snake man shook his head: "It's dirty, smelly, disgusting, and even worse than me." Fang Xian's face trembled, and the branch used to draw the circle was pinched with a snap. Yueru continued: "Yes, he is so virtuous that he can marry two beautiful girls. Are you worse than him?" Hearing this, the snake man was shocked: "Yes! In terms of figure, appearance, and cultivation of the wheel demon method, how can I not outshine this kid? This kid can do it, and I am very afraid of him!" "Ha-ha-ha-" Snake Man's laughter echoed in the cave, "I have decided to come out of the mountain!" Ling'er applauded: "Okay, that's right, the world outside is very exciting." The snake man then said: "Goddess, although we are not destined to be together, I still have something to ask for." "Say it." "The outside world is very helpless. After all, I am still a little scared. Can I hang out with you for a while, and then I can strike out on my own after I get to know you better?" Yue Ruxi said: "Of course that's good! It's so majestic to take you out! Much better than the guards of my Lin Mansion!" The snake man was overjoyed and threw the sword on the ground: "To show my sincerity, I don't want this weapon anymore!" Fang Xian, who had been squatting on the ground, rushed over, picked up the big knife, spit and wiped it: "Good thing, keep it." Yue Ru Ling'er scolded: "Bitch!" {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 054 Divorce and Property Division The snake man was actually a kind and kind man, and the vixen had been with her for many years. They had been a couple for a hundred days, and something had to be said clearly, so he appeared and took Fang Xian and his party to the inner room of the cave. The situation of walking away. Along the way, I met many maids who had been kidnapped. They seemed to be familiar with this place. Although the snake man looked ferocious, they were not very afraid of him. A bunch of girls screamed loudly, but the snake man just laughed and told them they could go home soon. Fang Xian asked in confusion: "Slut, you are sitting in a cave, holding dozens of maidens in your hands, and you are accompanied by a demon fox. How can you be hanging on a silk thread?" "Eh? You are too short-sighted to say that." The snake man shook his head, "Diaosi is a mentality, a state. An attitude of despair for the world and a muddle-headed attitude, even if I am someone in this cave. Well, I am also escaping from the outside world. No matter how beautiful the vixen is, she is not the lamia in my dream." Lin Yueru hugged Fang Xian: "You kid, you were laughed at by a snake." ¡°Forget it, I¡¯m too lazy to talk about philosophy.¡± ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "Pounce" Fang Xian was hit in his lower body. Lin Yueru looked innocent: "You let me play with you." Then Linger turned around and high-fived Yueru. It seems that they have formed a mysterious organization called "Anti-Husband Alliance", which is terrible. Soon, the group of people came to the cave bedroom, where the vixen was putting on makeup in front of the mirror. The vixen is actually human-shaped, wearing a provocative tulle skirt. She looks very coquettish from every angle, and her body exudes a charming smell. Even Fang Xian was shocked, not because he was tempted, but because he felt something similar to a spell of confusion. This vixen is indeed quite talented, and ordinary people would probably fall to their knees under the pomegranate skirt just by taking one look at it. By this time, Fang Xian was too embarrassed to call the snake man a slutty snake. Guarding so many beauties, this place was supposed to be a paradise to escape from the worldly world, but Fang Xian actually admired this snake man for being able to escape from such a comfortable environment. The vixen smelled a strange smell, looked back, and her pretty body trembled. "Ms. sir, are you here to cause trouble?" The fox was really smart, and dozens of thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant. "I'm sorry, madam." The snake man lowered his head respectfully, "Today I was awakened by the goddess. There is no need to say anything else. Madam, you are so smart, you must have understood it already." "Humph, okay, you dare to touch my people." The vixen smiled instead of being angry, and glared at Zhao Ling'er fiercely, "Girl, you go on your Yangguan Road, and I'll go on my single-plank bridge. You don't want to give me any trouble?" There is a way for people to survive.¡± The snake man stopped in front of Zhao Ling'er: "Madam, this girl is just waking me up, not trying to influence me. In fact, many things have been brewing for a long time. After all, my thoughts are my own, and my snake wants me to make the decision." "Hahaha" The vixen stood up, not angry, but put on a tender look. Some mysterious parts could be seen through the thin gauze skirt, "Husband I am a weak person. Womanyou can't abandon me" ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡­ I saw the snake man wave his big arm, the pure man's muscles tensed up, and a burst of masculine energy shook away the arrogance: "Madam, stop using sex techniques." Fang Xian finally came to his senses and shook his head, sighing that his mind was still not firm enough. The vixen snorted: "Don't you really like this? Who fought with me in bed for three days and three nights, and who said that I am the best in the world?" The snake man shook his head: "I already knew it from the first time you used the magic. But I didn't think about it at the time, so I didn't resist. On the surface, I was immersed in this wonderful hallucination, but every time When I wake up, I feel a sense of loneliness and inferiority. Now that I think about it, you are just a tool for me to escape from the world." The snake man looked up and felt a sense of enlightenment: "Now that I have figured it out, I no longer need you." At this time, the vixen finally became angry: "You stinking snake, I am willing to commit myself to you, and I am already violating myself, but you are the first to get angry." "No need to say more, I have made up my mind." The snake man no longer looked at the vixen, "All the dead things here belong to you, but I will release those women, and I will take my people out." "Those disgusting broken snakes of yours don't matter, but the women of the people have to stay." The vixen frowned, "Huh, it's actually in vain for you to let them go. I will find a man to occupy this place in the future, and I will capture them again." "That's your business, I'll go my own way." The snake man was very determined and would not give in.??. Lin Yueru was very puzzled by the discussion between the two parties and asked Fang Xian: "Why do they talk so much nonsense? There will be no end to the fight." Fang Xian explained: "You don't understand, educated people don't fight. This snake man is quite affectionate and righteous. He left most of his property to the woman during the divorce, but the woman is greedy and wants to squeeze him dry in one go. Now the negotiations have entered a heated stage, let¡¯s see who gives in first.¡± Lin Yueru was still puzzled: "Why give in? A fight is inevitable?" Fang Xian scratched his head: "After all, we have been husband and wife for so many years, and we are kind. I want you to hit me, will you?" Lin Yueru swung her whip and the queen laughed: "I'll beat you to death." "" The snake man and the vixen continued to negotiate over property issues, and the negotiations entered an anxious stage, with neither one willing to give in. ?We all know that women are unreasonable. In the end, negotiations turn into quarrels, and quarrels turn into swearing. The vixen put her hands on her hips and cursed angrily: "You want to go out and mess around on your own, why did you bring me so much trouble with you?" "Those women have been away from their families for many days. They are homesick and the villagers are anxious. I must let this person go." The snake man was unwavering. The vixen understood the reason: "You are powerful, your cultivation is strong, and your quality is high! There is no point in doing these righteous things. Once you are a monster, you will be a monster forever. Those monks and Taoists will accept you when they see you. When the time comes, you tell them, oh, they have done good deeds before, will it work?!" The snake man was also a little anxious: "I have my own way, and I will accept it even if it is accepted by the gods. I would rather be broken into pieces than destroyed. I have had enough of the confused life in this hellish place!" "Okay, okay, you said it nicely. Aren't you going to rely on the cultivation of a monster to survive, or are you going to eat people? Those people are afraid of you, what can you do?" The vixen spoke of the world of fairy swords. The core contradiction is that humans and monsters are irreconcilable. ¡°Then I won¡¯t be a monster anymore!!!!!!¡± The snake man's roar shook the entire cave, and even Fang Xian was shocked. With momentum, determination, and the courage to act, the Snake Man is actually a model of a good young man. The vixen has more brains than the snake man. Seeing that the snake man has taken advantage of him, he pours the last bucket of oil on him. "Why don't you become a demon? With your thousand years of cultivation, the demonic aura has already penetrated you." The snake man looked stern, raised one palm, shouted angrily, and thrust it into his chest. "My thousand-year cultivation is contained in this soul pilljust pinch it" The snake man looked extremely painful, with blood dripping from his chest, and was fearless. "Wait a minute!!!" Fang Xian couldn't stand it any longer. The cautious man was also moved by Snake Man's righteousness. At this time, he put aside his personal grudges with Snake Man and took action to stop him. He cannot tolerate this kind of deceiving honest people. As for the deep origin of the reason, we will talk about it later. "Brother Snake, listen to me!" Fang Xian rushed to the snake man, pointed at Zhao Ling'er and asked, "What is she?" The snake man froze for a moment: "Goddess." "FuckThen why do you like my wife?" Fang Xian continued to ask. "Because she is the same kind as me, and she is good-looking." The snake man is also a real person. "So, she is also a demon?" The snake man thought for a moment and nodded. "Then how does she live well?" The snake man thought about it again: "Good luck." "Fuck" Fang Xian's face twitched. It was too much trouble to guide this guy, so he might as well come to the conclusion directly, "Humans, demons and immortals are just different forms of life. The incompatibility between immortals and demons is actually a conflict of interest. They are fighting for territory and for human beings." Faith is not a matter of good or evil. If you harm yourself like this, you are abandoning yourself and escaping from life. Since you choose to face the world, you must bravely join the battle between immortals and demons and strive to contribute to the demon clan, classmate! " The snake man's body trembled, and Fang Xian's words poured over his head like a revelation. "Yesyeswhy should a demon be despised by an immortal" The snake man realized and laughed wildly, "I almost got caught by this vixen, thank you brother!" At this time, the sound of the vixen grinding his teeth could be heard. "Okay, okay, do you all understand the righteousness? Are you going to fly into the flames just because you are living a good life in a cave?" Fang Xian shook his head and said to the vixen: "It's because monsters and monsters think like you. They find caves and burrows to hide in when they practice a little bit, and they also fight and devour each other. That's why in the battle between immortals and demons, the monster clan You¡¯ve always been at a disadvantage, can¡¯t you stop being so narrow-minded?¡± "I'm narrow-minded?!" The vixen laughed wildly, "It's not like a demon??, damn it, in order to live a comfortable life for myself, I committed myself to marrying an ugly and stupid snake man. Is there anything wrong with this? " Fang Xian sighed: "Little fox, let's not talk nonsense. At this time, we should solve the problem in the way of my daughter and aunt." Lin Yueru: "" "Hmph" The vixen transformed and returned to the form of a demon fox. A big tail appeared, "Then let's fight. This stupid snake has already damaged its own strength. Don't think about fighting again in a few decades." "Nani?" Fang Xian was shocked and looked back at Snake Man, "Brother Snake? Isn't your soul pill still there?" The snake man pulled out his bloody right hand, and the blood hole in his chest spurted out blood and something similar to the materialized evil spirit. He shook his head bitterly and said: "That moment just now has already hurt my soul. It is true as she said, I have to take care of myself for a while." "Damn, I fell into a trap." Fang Xian shook his head fiercely and cursed at the vixen, "Demon fox, you have already expected that there will be a battle! But you are afraid of the power of my snake brother, so you designed this to make my snake brother harm himself!" "Hahahaha" the vixen said with a sweet smile, "That idiot has such a temper. Who makes him so easy to deceive? I think you are very smart, little brother. How about you become the king of the cave? I will serve you from now on. ¡± Fang Xian was startled, his brows tightened, his expression was tangled, he held his chin in thought: "Wait, let me think about it." ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The big whip came round. {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 055 My Queen Honey Yueru shook her head as a warm-up, waved her long whip, and said with a pretty face: "It's been a long time since I've had a fight." Ling'er put his hands in a spell-casting posture and glared at the fox: "I hate this goblin." Fang Xian stopped in front of the snake man: "Brother Snake, you can have a good rest. Brother, I will help you destroy this monster." The Snake Man felt a little unbearable: "Although this foxalthough she has many tricks, after all, we have passed so long, and she is actuallynot bad." Fang Xian cursed: "She is the most powerful, smart and bad villain that has ever appeared in this book." Thump thump, the long-lost battle music sounded, making people excited. As the leader of the team, Fang Xian naturally has to assign tasks at this time: "Ling'er, as usual, fire spell, Yue Ru, Yiyang finger greeting!" Ling'er said "Huh?" "Oh Brother Xian, you naughty guy sucked all my magic power away" Lin Yueru also said "Huh?": "One Yang Finger? I don't know how to do it yet. Now I can only point with the Qi Sword." Fang Xian: "" As expected, nothing goes so smoothly in the world. Ling'er's true energy was greatly damaged due to her pregnancy. As for Yuerubecause he didn't fight those miscellaneous little snakes along the way, he didn't have much experience to upgrade, and he didn't even learn the single-target attack skill Yangzhi. This vixen is originally a very troublesome boss. He can summon monsters, discharge electricity, and hypnotize. When Fang Xian played this game before, he never had a smooth time here. Originally, the setting here was just for two people, Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru, to fight vixens. This time, Fang Xian relied on the presence of Zhao Linger, thinking that he should be able to crush and ravage them here. If not, Brother Snake would support the scene, which was double insurance. But at this time, Ling'er is half-impaired, and Yue Ruqing is still okay with the monster, but if she uses her pitiful energy to point with the Qi sword, she will be beaten until the end of the world ¡¾Make you beautiful. ¡¿ "Go and play with eggs." In the blink of an eye, Fang Xian had made up his mind, and using the limited conditions at hand, it was not impossible to fight. After all, Zhao Ling'er's martial arts, physical defense and other aspects have been greatly improved in the dream snake state. "Ling'er, I will bless you with the [Tiangang Battle Qi]. You will act as the main attacker. Yueru will use normal attacks. The Qi will be reserved for increasing health." The battle began, and Fang Xian took the lead in blessing Zhao Ling'er with Tiangang's fighting spirit. I saw Zhao Ling'er's body flash, and slapped the vixen's face with a snake's tail, and the damage number of 101 popped out. "Yes, I can fight." Fang Xian felt a little excited. As long as he didn't use the axe-control technique and used all his energy to buff and heal, he still had a chance to rely on Zhao Ling'er to kill the opponent. Then Yueru whipped his whip and made a basic attack, causing 37 points of damage. It was Vixen's turn, and she naturally would not show weakness. She opened her hands and summoned four wild bee monsters, and then connected them with a basic attack, causing 40 points of damage. "Go-on!" Fang Xian blessed Lin Yueru with the second Tiangang war energy. This was simply a 3v3 with the War Punishment Shaman. In the second round, the two women's attacks were still sharp. Ling'er was very lucky to trigger a critical hit, causing 164 points of incredible basic attack damage to the vixen. Yueru doubled the attack group with a big whip, but the two wild bees didn't have time to take effect. Just die. "Hmph, electrocute you to death!" The vixen moaned, and cast a magic spell. Two electric currents shot out from her eyes and swept across the three of them. Fang Xian and Lin Yueru caused more than 90 points of damage, but only 32 points of damage to Zhao Ling'er. Dream snakes are powerful. "This Mechanical Pioneer? X-Men? Hero?" At this time, Fang Xian¡¯s remaining physical strength is 92, Lin Yueru is 89, and Zhao Ling¡¯er is 133. There was nothing to say about the next round. Fang Xianyue used one move to focus her energy on herself, instantly regaining her physical strength. Ling'er still tirelessly used her big tail to wheel the vixen. The vixen's tricks are disgusting. In the third round, he used [Return to Dream], which hypnotizes a single target for 7 rounds. This trick is what Fang Xian fears the most. If he is unlucky enough to be put to sleep, he will immediately fall into a passive state. This game is no better than World of Warcraft. Even if he is controlled, he will not be woken up. As expected, he was unlucky, and the unlucky one was Fang Xian himself. The vixen lightly tapped his finger and cast a wink at him. [Return to Dream] was successful on the first use. Fang Xian's eyes flashed, and he felt like he was in his dream. Township. This place basically reflects Fang Xian¡¯s pursuit of life. It¡¯s embarrassing to say that this dreamland can only be described as a place full of wine and meat. All the obscene things you can imagine exist. It¡¯s not the happy life of a family that most people imagine. Fang Xian hugged him from side to side in a daze, not knowing why he was immersed in this place. When he was lost in thought, he heard a masculine voice shattering the void and entering Fang Xian's body.Duo¡ª¡ª ¡°Brother, don¡¯t be fooled, this is all fake.¡± Fang Xian lay dazedly in the forest of meat, feeling indescribably comfortable all over his body, and muttered: "Whateverhehejust feelswell" "Brother, don't be like this. I have been confused by this spell for many years. Think about what is happening outside. The two goddesses outside are fighting hard with my wife and are about to lose. Can you bear it?" Fang Xian's eyelids twitched, but he still couldn't get rid of the restraints: "Femalewhat kind of godthis place is full of goddesses." As he spoke, he picked up a soft butt and pinched it: "It's so nice here" "Brother!! Brother, you have to hold on! How did you persuade me? You have to realize the value of life!" "This is my life value walk you " Fang Xian beeping beep, beeping beep. "Oh think about it, is there anything out there that you miss? Think about it quickly?" "Things of nostalgia" Fang Xian's hand on a certain goddess' butt gradually loosened, and he thought hard. It seemed that he had a lot of things in his heart. Those things may not be beautiful, but they are all real and rich. emotion. But no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't find these memories. While he was in pain, Fang Xian heard Lin Yueru's moan again: "Ah I've been hit" ??????????????? Then there was the faint voice of Zhao Linger: "Sister, hold on Brother Xian will wake up" Fang Xian felt as if his head had been pricked by a needle, and two figures vaguely emerged. ¡°More hidden consciousnesses were released, and parents, relatives, friends, cousins, and even pigeon cages also popped out. Finally, the snake man roared with all his strength: "If you don't come out again! I will take your wife as the cave-pressing lady!!!" "How dare you!!!" Fang Xian's head buzzed, and the scene in front of him instantly disappeared into ashes. Fang Xian is still a little confused, but he has regained control of his body. "If you don't wake upI'm going to whip you" Lin Yueru collapsed on the ground, obviously in an endangered state. Ling'er still had some blood left and could barely fight the vixen. The snake man next to him breathed a long sigh of relief: "This trick still works." The vixen covered her face and laughed wildly: "Little ones, you guys played so much fun with me." Fang Xian turned around and said, "Thank you, Brother Snake, for your help. We'll settle our accounts after we go out. Just wait." The snake man was helpless: "I was just joking." Then, Fang Xian finally took out something he had hidden away for a long time, which he had to use now. Queen honey! 150 each for body and energy recovery! "Ling'er, you eat this. If you are really angry, don't kill her. Yueru, you kill people and I will continue to treat them." "Um." After eating the queen honey, Ling'er's anger surged. Without saying a word, he threw out an enhanced version of the Fire Spell, instantly burning the cats and dogs around the vixen. The vixen himself also suffered 177 points of damage. "You you" The vixen panicked now. Ling'er with magic power and Ling'er without magic power were two different things. Looking at Fang Xian and Lin Yueru, their health was restored to full after only one round. "Return to the dream!" The vixen had no choice but to return to the dream in the second season on Lin Yueru's head. "Huh?!" Fang Xian frowned and was distracted. Fang Xian's psychological description at this time: My dreams are so erotic This girl I really want to see it However, Yueru was stunned for only a second, then shook her head and cursed: "What a broken dream." "" Fang Xian was puzzled, "Whyare you okay?" Yueru scolded: "That broken dream is very boring. It said that I became the strongest woman on earth and a bunch of men licked my feet." Fang Xian asked again: "Isn't thisisn't it quite sexy and beautiful?" "No, it's boring." Yue Ru said matter-of-factly, "Because it's the truth." ¡¾\(£­_£­)/"The Most Beautiful Girl on Earth"! ! ¡¿ "Have you switched to watching Japanese dramas again?" Well, it seems that Yueru¡¯s pursuit of life is consistent with the reality. Her strong life does not require sexual intercourse. "Don't stop, go all out!" Fang Xian shouted. His morale had already risen. At this time, his true energy was still abundant, so he skillfully picked up the big axe. At the end of this round, the vixen has lost another 400 points of life, and is at the end of its fight. "I don't accept it! I don't accept it! Why do you want to kill me? Why?!" The vixen's eyes flashed and he spoke againRemember to throw out a group thunder curse. "Hmph, it's a waste of force." Fang Xian still had enough physical strength left, so he didn't need any treatment at all this time. He was about to give the order to kill the fox when he heard a choking voice behind him. The snake man looked slightly bitter: "Brother, goddess, queen, can you spare my wife." The vixen also showed some true feelings at this time: "I don't want you to beg for mercy! My choice is not wrong! I don't want to be pitied by you hypocritical people. Come if you want, I'm not afraid!" Fang Xian held up the big ax and shook his head slightly: "Brother Snake, you have to get rid of the roots. This fox is very deceptive. We can't let her harm the world anymore." The snake man choked at the vixen: "Madam Madam stop fighting. Although I want to leave, I don't want to see you lying dead in the cave" The snake man is sincere, no matter how cunning the vixen is, he can't help but feel a little moved at this time. "Needless to say, the moment you abandoned me, everything was doomed." "My lady" Fang Xian knows that this word "love" is the most difficult to explain. At this time, the only way to cut everything off is with a knife. "Come on, let's give the final blow" Fang Xian was also slightly affected by the sad mood, "It's so annoying. I hate the damn bitter love scenes." In the final blow, none of the three people held back. In an instant, the vixen's body was torn apart by long whips, axes flew into her muscles, and her body was consumed by flames. "Hahahahahaha" In the vixen's desperate moans, the battle ended. ¡¾Get 700 experience points and 500 coins. ¡¿ ¡¾Zhang Si upgraded and learned the Celestial Master's Talismans. ¡¿ ¡¾Zhao Ling'er upgraded and learned the Five Qi Chaoyuan. ¡¿ ¡¾Lin Yueru upgraded and learned a yang finger. ¡¿ This was the most unpleasant battle that Fang Xian had ever won, and he was actually very unhappy after winning. "My queen honey" The vixen fell to the ground with his last breath left, and his body was covered with scars from the battle. Regardless of his injuries, the snake man rushed forward with all his strength. "Madamwhy are you doing this" Snakes don't shed tears, and they look very aggrieved at this time. "It turns out to be true love!" Fang Xian opened his eyes wide. "Hey, at this time, please respect them." Lin Yueru tugged at the corner of Xian Xian's clothes. "Why¡­¡­" At this time, the vixen was also dying, and she raised her hand to caress the snake man's strong abdominal muscles. "Tailong you you still don't want me after all." "Yuchun" the snake man choked, and his palm passed across the vixen's cheek, "This is my choice" The vixen smiled at this time. He must have figured out everything when he was about to die: "I don't understand that you stinky men are all thinking about boring things. Can't you live a good life" The snake man seemed to have suddenly made a decision and became determined: "Yuchun, I have the courage to make this choice, but I don't have the fate to realize this wish You have to help me realize all this." "TailongTailongyou want it?" The vixen's eyes were filled with tears, "No, don't be like thiswhatever useless dream you havehas nothing to do with me!" ¡°The snake man raised his right arm and inserted his palm into his chest again. Fang Xian wanted to rush forward to stop him, but it was too late: "Fuck! It was all in vain!" The snake man turned around and showed a seemingly peaceful smile: "Brother, thank you very much." The snake man is a real person, he acts briskly, and with just one pull, he takes out the soul bead that stores his thousands of years of cultivation. The vixen wanted to say something else, but was stopped by the snake man. A tough guy has no words to say, and a pure man doesn¡¯t say a word when facing death. The snake man forcefully fed his soul beads to the vixen, and he gradually became weak and faded away. In the end, only a withered python skin was left on the ground. "Brother Xian" Ling'er had been crying for a long time and threw herself into Fang Xian's arms, "We seem to have done something bad Wuwu" Lin Yueru sighed softly: "Without death, there is no rebirth." "This is Xi Huan's line, don't be like this" Fang Xian complained while rubbing Zhao Ling'er. Lin Yueru pointed to the snake skin: "Look, I'm really reborn." I saw the snake skin trembling slightly, and a small python came out, sticking out its tongue, crawled in front of the vixen, and rubbed her with its body, very intimately. The vixen lowered his head and sobbed silently. "You are like this againyou never consult me ??when making decisions" The little snakes circled around the vixen, unwilling to leave. "Hey, tell me, do they really love each other?" Lin Yueru was more rational, and this incident awakened some of her philosophical feelings. "Who knows." Fang Xian sighed. Ling'er in her arms raised her head and asked, "Since they love each other so muchthen why does this snake manhave to leave and not stay with his lover?" Fang Xian cleared his throat and assumed the posture of a Chinese teacher: "On this issue, the great Hungarian poet Petofi has already explained it." Life is precious, love is higher. If it is for the sake of freedom, both can be thrown away. Lin Yueru thought silently and murmured quietly: "The snake man abandoned true love for freedom and abandoned his life for true love This poet is so amazing." "He himself fully interpreted this poem. He abandoned his family and loved ones, fought a bloody battle with the Russian army, and died heroically." Ling'er shook her head crazily: "Stop talking, stop talking I'm sad enough" The vixen picked up the little python and let it rest on her body. She gently rubbed the snake's head and quickly got rid of the sad emotions. Afterwards, she stood up and came to Fang Xian and others. Fang Xian instinctively took a step back: "Still fighting? Have you thought about it?" "I won't fight." The vixen smiled bitterly, "I thought I was smart all my life, and I thought I could play with all men with applause, but in the end I discovered that I can't see through, guess, or model men at all." "Women are more troublesome, don't think about it." The vixen continued: "In this case, I will learn to be stubborn like a man. Please take me, my husband, and let's go to the outside world together." "" Fang Xian pointed at Ling'er, "I haven't taken care of this beautiful snake yet. How about another fox? Sister Yuchun, I can't protect so many small animals." The vixen laughed and transformed into Lin Yueru. "Piracy again!" Lin Yueru said angrily, "Change your appearance!" The vixen approached Fang Xian and asked in a sweet voice: "Brother Xian, what do you think he will look like again?" "Wait a minute." Fang Xian's expression quickly turned into a vulgar one, and with a wave of his arm, he pinched the vixen's butt hatefully, and then said with enjoyment, "Oh So that's it" "Thunder Curse!" "One Yang Finger!" Boom Green novels. Book lovers are welcome to come and read. The latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all original in Qidian! {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation} Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 056 The Fox¡¯s Private Treasure House The vixen finally transformed into the shape of a lilac and bowed to the three of them, looking like a little woman. Fang Xian couldn't help but complain: "The old man is so lazy." The vixen hid her face and smiled: "I have been living in seclusion here for many years and have collected some treasures. They are of no use in the future anyway. Why don't I just give them all to everyone to express my apology and express my gratitude for taking care of me in the future." ¡¾Hidden mission: Conquer the vixen completed. ¡¿ ¡¾Reward: Vixen's private treasure house. ¡¿ "!!!" Fang Xian's hair was already shaken by his spirit. Doing good deeds is indeed rewarded with good things. In the original game, if you walk close to the edge of the bedroom in the Hidden Dragon Cave, you can see a mysterious space filled with large boxes containing gold and silver, and gorgeous treasure boxes. Fang Xian once tried every means to enter that mysterious area, but never succeeded. It is said that subsequent versions of Immortal Sword have opened up the method of entering this area, but it is a pity that Fang Xian has not played it. I saw the vixen lightly touching the wall, and the secret door opened. Fang Xian was stunned and rushed in. There was nothing to say, so let¡¯s mop up. ¡¾**Ïã: It's equivalent to forced hypnosis, disharmonious. ¡¿ ¡¾**Ïã: It's equivalent to forced hypnosis, disharmonious. ¡¿ ¡¾**Ïã: It's equivalent to forced hypnosis, disharmonious. ¡¿ ¡­¡­¡­¡­ ¡°Uncle, come out for a moment.¡± ¡¾Um? o.o¡¿ "Six gorgeous treasure chests?" ¡¾Um. o.o¡¿ "Six fragrant incense?" ¡¾Um. >.