¡¶despicable doctor¡·


 Chapter 1: Haunted, help!  !

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    "Woooo, who did I offend? How could I meet such a debt collector, who not only cheated my money, but also cheated my heart. He clearly promised to get married next month, but he disappeared from the world, md! What a man!  Not a single good thing! Woohoo"

    There is no good thing for men in the world?  !

    Beauty, I think you have been hit too hard. If it weren't for the fact that you were cheated by a bad man for money and sex, I would never end with you.  He is 1.8 meters tall, a stinky man who has been in his third year for six years ahh, big man.

    "Doctor, do you know how much I love him? Woohoo, I put everything on this man, but this damned stinky man dared to lie to me? All men in the world are full of gossip! Woohoo.  Doctor, what should I do in the future? Woohoo"

    Alas, sighed, although what I said made me angry, I still understand you very well in my heart, to be honest.  This kind of situation is no different from a man spending all his belongings as a dowry gift, wanting to marry a flowery and beautiful girl back home, after busy work, he is too tired to follow a dead dog, and the exciting moment arrives.  On the wedding night of the bridal chamber, the spring night is worth a thousand dollars, but!  !  It turned out that Meijiao Niang's wife had turned into an old woman who was dying, and her degree of depression and despair were completely comparable to her.

    ?But understanding is understanding, can I trouble you to explain the situation in more detail?  Even if I want to help you, I can¡¯t help you. If you can tell me something more specific, such as how you met, such as his appearance and height characteristics, I will do my best to give you the information after recording the file.  Help until you are satisfied.  Of course, if you insist on publishing the newspaper to arouse public opinion, blaming the evildoer, or calling the police and letting the police catch the stinky man who cheated people of money, of course these are all okaynot a good idea.

    Moreover, regarding the cheating of money and sex, if I remember correctly, including today, you are already the sixth time this month

    You read it right, sitting opposite me, wearing open clothes, hugging a little white puppet puppy the size of a pillow, crying out of shape, even with a plain face, it is very eye-catching, complaining about the injustice of the world, with a poor little cabbage  The seemingly juicy 28-year-old little beauty is the third customer who is mere, poor and poorahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Said to be a rich daughter, she grew up overseas with her aunt since she was a child, no, it has been almost a year since she came back and she is still not used to the living environment here, so her rich father found a more trusted subordinate for her.  The handsome elite helped her familiarize herself with the environment, but who knew that this little beauty was somehow hooked up and then kicked away by the so-called handsome elite for no apparent reason.  Crying and screaming gave me a headache.  What?  Do you want her contact information?  And who is the last name?  Sorry, as a doctor's rule, I won't tell you!  Besides I don't have her contact information either. As for her name, her name is - "Customer No. 3".  Well, I can only tell you that her surname is Yao, other information, hum I am a psychologist, not a census commissioner.

    Speaking of it, it is actually very dramatic that this Yao beauty came to me.

    The thing is like this, that night, I just attended the class reunion, I didn¡¯t drink too much, at most I had a double image.  Walking staggeringly on the street, suddenly my mouth itches, and I have a cigarette addiction.  After searching all over my body, there was no smoke. I slapped my thighs, suddenly, my wife took away the cigarettes I hid in my shoes and the lighter in the pouch on my underwear last night, and said that my decadent appearance of smoking was so handsome.  Afraid of breaking up the young couple.  I originally planned to buy it, but when I had no money, my daughter-in-law was very strict and gave me two yuan a day for the fare.  Secondly, I thought it wasn't a class reunion, and smoking a few cigarettes can satisfy my cravings, so save as much as you can, we are people with a daughter-in-law, so we can't compare with others.

    But the addiction to smoking is no different, it is no different from the addiction of drug addicts, the intestines and liver are scratching their hearts and lungs, and their throats and eyes are extremely thirsty.  In addition, I drank a little wine, which strengthened my courage, so I went all out, took out the ten or so dollars I saved in my pair of stinky tofu socks that I saved by walking to and from work for a few days, and found an old  At the canteen next to the small park, I poked around like a thief and bought a pack of cigarettes. While the boss was looking at the ten yuan in his hand with an extremely disgusted look, I sneaked away a pack of matches.  I stood unsteadily on the window of the canteen, and the shopkeeper with the mustache secretly squeezed a brick in his hand, and my doubled eyes saw it miraculously.  After buying cigarettes, regardless of his image, he leaned back on the rusty chair and began to puff.  The oxygen in the brain was smoked, and the thinking suddenly became blurred.  When I closed my eyes, I was about to sleep on the bed, but I was caught by a strange cry?, considerate and caring, lookscough cough, it¡¯s okay to go, at least it¡¯s not shabby, once you put it at home, it will suppress evil and demons, once you put it on the street, there will be no birds or beasts within a radius of ten miles  , It¡¯s really convenient and affordable, and it¡¯s also durable, isn¡¯t it, ahem, I¡¯ve told the truth!

    Well, having said so much, I haven't officially introduced myself yet.

    Cough cough, I¡¯m just a mere surname, the surname is the second, and the single name is Xu, because I admire Zhang Xu in calligraphy, and the calligraphy is quite unique. I once wrote the Xu character separately, so I just met or didn¡¯t know it.  People who know me will call me Nine Days, or Doctor Nine, and those who are careless will call me the second word directly!  !  Cough, let's continue. I graduated from a medical university and majored in mental health. I just passed my twenty-sixth birthday. I have three months, eleven days, seven hours, eight minutes and twenty-four seconds. I have no bad habits, not single, but unmarried  , interested crushes can contact me as much as possible, the following is the contact number, QQ, and my frequent haunts, welcome pretty crushes to come and harass.

    As for why I didn't wear a white coat.  Oulou~ What kind of society is it now? With the advancement of technology and the improvement of living standards, we psychologists have to keep pace with the times, right?  Wearing a white coat will create an unnecessary sense of distance with customers. I am a psychiatrist, so of course I have to mingle with customers and penetrate into the enemy's interior to find out the situation. Only then can I prescribe the right medicine as quickly as possible and cure the disease better.  As for why patients are called customers, that¡¯s the reason. Don¡¯t treat them as patients, but as gods~~ You see, my small clinic is well decorated, with beautiful and warm fabric sofas, and an LCD TV on the wall.  Hanging, an assembled computer, there is a separate small door over there, which is the warehouse where I install medical equipment, and customers are usually allowed to enter.  I just want to make the clinic as warm as a home and make customers feel at home~~

    Cough cough too much gossip, let's get back to the book.

    After majoring in mental health, of course I want to develop. After several unremitting efforts, I finally opened a small clinic of my own. You know, this is my second dream.  But now college students are already rotten, and there is nothing special about a person like me. After graduating from university, I didn¡¯t continue my studies (the old man didn¡¯t allow me).  Not enough for me to spend.  I don¡¯t have enough money, I start to worry, and when I¡¯m worried, I¡¯m in a bad mood. When I¡¯m in a bad mood, I feel that the white hair on my head is growing faster than the bamboo shoots after a rain. My mother loves me.  "Psychological Clinic No. 2" is mymy mother rented a small shop in a prime location outside a residential area with all the dowry she had when she was young and the small coffers she had hidden away from the old man for 30 years.  I hired someone to do a transformation, and now it has become my "Psychological Clinic No. 2".  The reason for taking this name is completely a beautiful misunderstanding.  Just because I caught up with the hit "Pawnshop No. 8" that my mother was obsessed with at that time, in order to please my mother, and my surname was second, so my mother decided to make a decision, and the small clinic was named-the second  No. psychiatric clinic.

    Since then, I have become a veritable gnawing old man, and every time I go back to my hometown on holidays, my old man will train me to be like my son¡ªhis grandson.  Speaking of it, I blame myself for my incompetence, right!  However, I deeply feel that it is the old man who has held a grudge against me for not being able to inherit the family business and fulfill the mission of being a scholarly family for generations, and has always looked down upon me.  No way, my dad is a hardworking gardener, and my dad's dad is also a hardworking bee. My dad's dad's dad still devoted his whole life to education. My dad's   Five generations of single biography, just for the cause of education.  It's a pity that I have been a thorn since I was a child, teasing cats and dogs, and being very naughty. I played football twice in three days and smashed the glass of others.  The boys in the street dominate the rivers and lakes, occupy various arcades, game halls, and Internet cafes, and do harm to one side. They have no talent at all to be a teacher.  When I grew up, I didn¡¯t apply for a teacher¡¯s school, but I applied for a medical department, so I couldn¡¯t die, and I even applied for a super unpopular major, mental health In the end, if I can¡¯t make money, I have to rely on the support of the older generation.  The old man's anger finally broke out. If my mother didn't plead for mercy, I would definitely be kicked out of the house.

    Alas, there is a saying in an ancient poem: When the great river flows eastward, why is there such a word of sorrow~~

    "Doctor Nine, Doctor Nine? Are you listening to me?"

    I was so annoyed when I was interrupted by this lovelorn little beauty before the melancholy prince style appeared Forget it, the world is big, rmb is the biggest, as the saying goes, take money from others, take money for others (I'm not wrong  , the consultation fee is only in my hand to pass the hand addiction, and it has to be handed over to the national treasury before it is warmed up!), I am second!

    "Ah, yes, yes, you said, then what?"

    The little beauty raised her beautiful orchid fingers, took out an embroidered silk handkerchief, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and murmured, "Oh, I just saw nine  Doctor, you have a painful and tangled face, I thought you had a stomachache"

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    "Bah!" The signature pen scratched through the thin paper of the notebook, and let out a deep wail.

    I was immediately overwhelmed

    What a girl, why didn't any of those stinking men have the discerning eye to take a fancy to her!  !  I'm not a stinky man, because I actually fell in love with her.  But a family cannot tolerate two tigers, let alone one mother plus one mother.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)Just now I saw Doctor Jiu with a painful and troubled face, I thought you had a stomachache"

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    "Bah!" The signature pen scratched through the thin paper of the notebook, and let out a deep wail.

    I was immediately overwhelmed

    What a girl, why didn't any of those stinking men have the discerning eye to take a fancy to her!  !  I'm not a stinky man, because I actually fell in love with her.  But a family cannot tolerate two tigers, let alone one mother plus one mother.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Two, A Very Manly Woman

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    "Doctor Nine, do you think I can find the one who loves me?" The third customer, Yao Meiren, blinked her big Barbie doll-like eyes and looked at me expectantly.

    I looked at the clock hanging on the wall, it was already past 6:30, and this little beauty had been nagging me for more than two hours before I knew it, well, the consultation fee must be doubled, even if it is not possible  Deposited in my small coffers, it must also be doubled.  When I was thinking about how to make up a reason for not handing in the money when I went back later, the tone of the answer began to become perfunctory.

    "Yes, I can!"

    "Really? Doctor Nine, do you really think so?" The little beauty held onto the little white dog doll tightly, and her blood-red nails pierced deeply into the doll.  What she pinched was a puppet. If it were my nape, I probably wouldn't be able to get out alive today!

    "Yes, for a girl as good as you, Miss Yao, those men are all blind."

    "Great! I knew, Doctor Jiu, you are really a good person, thank you! Every time I tell you what's in my heart, I feel very happy, and all the troubles in my heart are gone." Ms. Yao immediately turned to me when she heard me say that.  Worry is joy.

    Well, I have been issued a good person card, and I have to thank you!  !

    "It's good to help you."

    If you fall in love next time, please be sure to come to me.  This sentence, out of some ulterior selfishness, I did not say it.

    After the little beauty tidied up her clothes and got up to send off the third customer, I was relieved. I finally didn't have to listen to the woman cry today!  Beautiful women are beautiful, made of water, the water flows too much like a faucet, or the kind of faucet whose sluice gate has been pulled out.

    Forehead?  You ask me, besides this girl, what other customers are there?

    Well, in fact, business is not easy to do now. We are lined up here with all kinds of small shops doing business. Except for pedicure and health care, they are just a crowd, let alone an unknown psychiatrist like me.  But pitifully few.  However, since everyone is so curious, I will introduce them one by one.  Customer No. 1 is an elderly man named Li in a residential area near the clinic.  Lao Li's wife passed away half a year ago, and he was depressed all day long, staying at home alone and doing nothing. After a while, the children found that the old man often muttered to the empty place.  This old Li's children were afraid that he would have an accident, so they felt close, and they were neighbors, so they sent Lao Li to my clinic, but those little bastards spoke inhumane terms.  What I said to me at the time made me feel so depressed that I grabbed a lot of hair: I heard about your mental health and medical treatment, young man.  At that time, I was so angry that I vomited blood. If it wasn't for the neighbors, of course, the most important thing was the first business that came up, I really wouldn't dare not accept it.  But those guys really treat me like a nursing home.  But I thought it was sending money to the door anyway, so there was no need to get entangled, and I didn¡¯t want it for nothing, so I accepted it and chatted with Lao Li every day from 8:30 to 11:30 in the morning.

    The second customer is an elite man, surnamed Chen, who should be about 30 years old and looks talented. He was introduced by my old man.  Although the old man clearly sees that I am unhappy, in fact, how many old men still miss my son. I heard the old man say that he is a very good "sea turtle", and he also opened his own transportation company, a very capable one  People have a cleanliness addiction, and a very serious cleanliness addiction. They always feel that there are bugs everywhere, and they can¡¯t be cleaned no matter how they are washed. This is a serious psychological cleanliness addiction. There must be some untouchable pain or secret in his heart.  His father entrusted my relationship with the old man to send him here to enlighten me.  When I saw him for the first time, I remembered a previous story about a man who was afraid of contact with the outside world and would wear a raincoat and umbrella all day long, as if he was isolating himself from the world.  And he obviously fits this situation. Not only did he wear a pair of white gloves when he came, he even exaggeratedly took out his own stool when I asked him to sit.  What's more special is that on the way to the door, I walked on tiptoe, as if I was not a clinic, but an address left over from nuclear radiation.  When he sat down, he tried to stay as far away from me as possible. When I was talking, he even took out his mask.  If it weren't for your father's payment for the consultation fee, I would have let you, a rainy man, enter my door, and I will take your surname!  Fortunately, I don't have to see Rain Man every day.  Because Yuren is the boss of the company, he is very busy with business, so he only comes to my place one or two days a week.

    Customer No. 3, everyone has seen it before, yes, it is the little beauty of the Yao family who persists in falling out of love every week and has no sense of security.

    Then?  And then gone.  I only divide long-term customers into numbers, and short-term ones. I think if I introduce them one by one in detail, I may not be able to talk about them until tomorrow night Although nowIt costs 10 yuan to take a car (in fact, the rental house and the small clinic are two stops away, and it takes half an hour to walk there), but she walks to and from get off work, and basically communicates by shouting. It can be seen that Xiaoxiao still loves me very much of.

    I deeply feel that I have found a good wife, and I can even see the luxury cars in the villas not far away shining, waving to me!

    Ah, the future looks bright!  !

    After thinking about it, I've known Xiaoxiao for so long, but I didn't give her a proper gift, which really wronged her.

    So, I weighed the vacuum flask in my hand and locked the door of the small clinic.  Turning into a newly-opened video store next to him, he chatted with the young glasses owner for a while, and finally gave a smile that any man could understand.  I put the fare I had saved for more than half a month on the counter, proudly picked up the good things handed over by the young boss, and walked leisurely ~ to go home.

    Xiaoxiao has a strong learning ability and imitation ability. When I first met her, she would break her lips even with a kiss. After a period of time, I can easily tie two knots on a cherry stem.  Now, especially after getting to know Teacher Fan, Teacher Ozawa, etc., she has begun to occasionally surpass Teacher Cang's godlike existence.

    Um, sorry, I got a little carried away.  This is a husband and wife secret, and I shouldn't mention it (I really don't mention it, but it seems to have said a lot)!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Three, To Live Is a Disgrace

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    When I returned to the rented house, I happened to see a figure in the distance.  At this time, he actually came out of the room. It was really the sun coming out from the west.  When the figure approached, it turned out to be the game fanatic holding a big big box of instant noodles. I felt a spasm in my stomach when I saw it, and strongly protested to me.

    Let me introduce, this game madman is the one who shared this two-bedroom, one-living room on the third floor near No. 13 Middle School with me. His name is Hao Weidong. He is 20 years old this year. He is a child who dropped out of school and stays at home. What he does every day  It's just playing games and selling equipment for money.  His parents came to him many times, persuading him to continue to study, not to be addicted to games, and even cut off his financial resources. Hao Weidong was troubled by this for a while. Naturally, he couldn¡¯t play games without financial resources, but he didn¡¯t expect this guy later,  Start scalping virtual game accounts through friends.  Within a month, this kid actually earned more than me, a little doctor. Since then, Hao Weidong has completely embarked on a glorious road of earning a living by playing equipment and upgrading.

    Of course, these are all told me with a smile.  Xiaoxiao's working hours are scheduled according to the leisure time of those white-collar workers. They work on weekends and choose a day off from Monday to Friday.  She doesn¡¯t like shopping (actually she was very happy at the beginning, because female friends like to call her together, until one day they suddenly found out that the reason they called her was that she was too manly, she was used as a boyfriend vacancy, from then on  Xiaoxiao vowed never to accept the invitation of those female friends again.), but in fact Xiaoxiao is really good, not only the skin quality is good, but also the appearance is passable (although not as handsome as me).  It's just that she doesn't like those women's bottles and cans of cosmetics on the face. In fact, I think Xiaoxiao is just lazy, too lazy to take care of it. Of course, this saves a lot of money for my not-so-rich living expenses.  Therefore, Xiaoxiao is idle and bored on holiday, so she cleans the house at home, and plays some brainless games like Tetris when she is done.  A madman saw it once, so he politely said to play games with Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao said that the wind is rain, so he pestered the madman.  I didn't expect these two people, a madman and a lazy person, to be able to chat together.  After coming and going, it became quite familiar.  Xiaoxiao is the kind of carefree woman whose nerves are thicker than a rope. She dares to ask anything. Anyway, the madman only has a few friends, so she doesn't mind Xiaoxiao at all, and she takes the trouble to answer them one by one.  .

    But for Xiaoxiao to play with the madman, I am very relieved, because I know that the madman is a binary girl who is keen on the online world, since his room is full of anime and pornographic photos of game actresses  Out one or two.

    Another reason is that Xiaoxiao is handicapped in the game, and he becomes crazy as soon as he enters the game.  I saw with my own eyes that Madman and Xiaoxiao formed a team together. At that time, Xiaoxiao was not very good at operating, and only followed the madman to pick up things. He must run the map to fight monsters, but it only took about ten minutes. The mouse flicked like this,  Then on the game screen there was only a beautiful woman in a purple gauze dress 'Xiao Meimei' standing there in a daze with a blank face.  Then I heard Xiaoxiao suddenly screaming: "Ah, Xiaodong Xiaodong, where are you? I'm lost!!", damn it, I just formed a team for ten minutes, and this guy got lost after running two maps  Five times, I couldn't hold it back at that time, I burst out laughing, and my eyes were swollen for a long time The next time I was playing games with a madman, I consciously went to the sofa to watch TV.  ah.

    To a madman, Xiaoxiao is just a sister who can often play with him, perhaps he should be called a brother.  For Xiaoxiao, the madman is to make up for her empty and lonely childhood without a brother.

    "Doctor, are you back?" The madman was very polite.

    "Hmm. Did you go to buy instant noodles?"

    "Yes." The madman seemed a little struggling to hold a whole box of instant noodles with fruits on top.

    Seeing him holding a box of instant noodles, and a bunch of fruits and so on, and being friendly among neighbors, I asked, "Can I help?"

    "Well, thank you, doctor, you are such a nice person!"

    A good person card was issued again!  I think that after I became a psychologist, I already had a big box of good card.

    The Madman reached out his greasy and dandruff-covered hand that had just been scratched.  I struggled for a long time, but I only helped to carry the above few bags.  To be honest, the sloppy look of the madman, even the lazy Xiaoxiao who is often with him can't bear it.

    I don't know what's inside the madman's plastic bag, it feels heavy.  In this way, the two of us had nothing to say, and we quickly reached the door.  So I took out the key and opened the door, and the madman followed with a box of instant noodles.

    The moment the door opened, a pillow flew towards me, right in the middle of the door below. I watched the pillow slide off my handsome face, and then bounced to the ground.  Ahri, who was wearing a pair of panties, winked at me very proudly.

    "After the "Old Clan", the first "little boy" raised by a woman!!

    Where is the wall?  Don't pull me, I'm going to die!  !  !

    I lay down on the back of the sofa, beating my forehead angrily.  Huh?  Why does it feel so soft on the face?  It's quite fragrant.

    "doctor"

    what?  Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was sad, hopeless and helpless?  !

    When I looked up, I saw the madman holding a box of instant noodles in one hand and a hanger in the other, looking at me with his neck twisted at a strange angle, and he was picking up a small black triangular piece of clothing, which was still lace.

    Such a sexy thing is definitely not for Xiaoxiao, so it must belong to that firecracker cousin Tsk tsk, I can't tell, that little girl has quite a taste!

    Thoughts were thinking wildly, and the madman was winking at me with his eyes.

    "What's wrong?" I wiped the corners of my mouth, but there was no drooling. I don't know why. Is the madman constipated or something?  This expression is so tangled?

    "Well, doctoryouyou"

    The madman twitched, his face flushed.

    I didn't molested you, can you not act like a molested maiden woman?  This is going to be seen by my family Xiaoxiao, so don't misunderstand me.

    The madman looked around, but he didn't dare to look at me.

    What's wrong with this?

    "What the hell? Tell me!"

    Well, I admit that my tone was a little heavy because my smiling Paozhu cousin was so angry, but you shouldn't be trembling too much.  I know, you were frightened by my words; I don¡¯t know, I thought you were holding your breath.

    At this time, Xiaoxiao came out with a firecracker, don't tell me, Xiaoxiao is tall and big, wearing a white T-shirt, carrying a cute bag of firecrackers, standing in a palace master dress, petite and cute  People's firecrackers are actually quite suitable.  But why does this scene look familiar?  After thinking for a second, it doesn't look familiar!  This is not a princess going out to play in the palace and guards protecting her personal safety.

    Just when I was smiling sadly and looking unsatisfactory, the madman finally glanced at me quickly, and miraculously stopped stuttering.

    "Doctor, you have something strange on your face!"

    weird stuff?  !  I slowly lowered my head half a beat, milky white, semi-circular, um, it feels good, it is definitely a c-mask.

    The topic on our side was heard by Xiaoxiao and Paozhu. Xiaoxiao would still save my face in front of outsiders, so I didn't ask.  This is also Xiaoxiao and I firmly uphold our family rules and principles, listen to Xiaoxiao for small things, and listen to me for big things. It seems that nothing major has happened in the past year or so.  Firecrackers are different, she just wants me to make a fool of myself, so why can't she come and take part in things that make her feel happy?

    "ah!!!"

    A sharp scream sounded in my ears, and I thought I had an auditory hallucination.  Turning around as if in slow motion, there was a small flushed face and a waist-length ponytail flicking and flicking, revealing the anger of the owner.

    The little girl pounced on me as soon as a tiger pounced on her food, pushed me hard, then grabbed the white underwear from my hand, opened her mouth and cursed as she ran: "Pervert! Hooligan! Shameless!"

    In the end, the door that was opened again was closed firmly.

    I was taken aback by this girl, and I swallowed my saliva after thinking about the c-cup. This little girl is well developed. If this trend continues, her chest will definitely surge in the future!

    Xiaoxiao gouged out my eyes, and my heart shuddered, um, I turned around and stabbed the madman with a knife in the eye, damn it, you bastard framed me!

    "Ahem, doctor, I reminded you before."

    The madman watched the firecrackers enter the door, and then as the door was closed again, he glanced at the closed door with some disappointment.

    Remind your sister, remind!  You still pretend to be innocent and pure, but your heart is black, right? It¡¯s still pure black!

    Unexpectedly, besides the crazy game, the madman is not ambiguous at all!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 4, Hey, fight the big boss!

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    In fact, Xiaoxiao is a very thrifty woman.  I don't like to dress up, I'm not trendy, and I'm not extravagant.

    However, firecrackers are completely another extreme.  The little girl is not big (except for her breasts!!), but she loves beauty very much. There are a lot of cosmetics such as skin care water, essence lotion, etc., and she puts weird colors on her face all day long, and her hair is now very popular. Maroon  , tied into a high ponytail, flicked around, and the clothes are also gaudy and weird. I finally understand why Paozhu is a problem student in school.  As for firecrackers, if they were in the hands of my old man, they would be like a little girl, and if they didn¡¯t break their legs, it would be like red rain from the sky!  Back then, I grew up with sticks and sticks. Thanks to my rough skin and thick flesh, I would have been reincarnated and reincarnated as a human being.  However, this kind of beating did not make me a talent. In the end, I only got a body with copper skin and iron bones, which is resistant to beatings and abrasions, and has amazing resilience.

    Um, digressing

    Well, the little ancestor was offended again all of a sudden just now.

    Xiaoxiao didn't care to ask me whether it was on purpose or on purpose, turned around and went into the house to persuade the little ancestor to go.  Looking at the back of Xiaoxiao leaving, I feel deeply puzzled. With Xiaoxiao, I firmly believe that there are 30 days of intelligence in February for more than 20 years. Can I persuade firecrackers?  !

    So after a long wait, I was already so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, and I had no choice but to follow the madman. After finishing a few bowls of instant noodles, I sat on a small chair, straightened my not broad back,  In front of the TV, staring at the TV screen intently, while operating the game keys with flying fingers, smiling and pulling the reluctant firecrackers, the savior appeared dazzlingly in front of me and the madman.

    Although the location of our rented house is very close to No. 13 Middle School, it is still far away from the bustling streets, so the four of us set off at 10:30 and walked a long way to a restaurant that is still open¡ª¡ªLiu's Private Kitchen  .

    Eating out, if it was before, my stomach would not mind, but since being with Xiaoxiao, my stomach has become very sensitive and fragile.  Dubiously, I have fallen far away from them.  Don't wait for me at this time, for my stomach, even if it's not delicious, my stomach, you just make up for it, you don't want to go back and experience the disgusting taste of instant noodles just now, right?

    The store is fairly clean, at least I didn't see Firecracker taking out a tissue and wiping the stools and table tops over and over again.  Maybe she is still sulking to a certain extent. From the fact that she glanced at me with contemptuous eyes at every turn, and then let out an imperceptible cold snort from her small nose, it can be seen that she is still angry with me.

    This little kid is still really narrow-minded!

    Ever since I got together with Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao's cooking skills have completely conquered me, so I haven't eaten out for a long time (in fact, only two yuan in my hand has largely restricted my decision-making power), for now  The menu, in my opinion, is absolutely a bible.  Not to mention a madman, this person stays at home every day, except for games or games, all he eats is instant noodles. If he is asked to order, I doubt if he will directly order a few Korean girls, or if there are some inappropriate things.  The actual expectation is mainly to take advantage, to poke at the proprietress, or directly order four bowls of instant noodles of various styles, pickled pepper flavor, beef flavor, old altar sauerkraut flavor, spicy chicken nugget flavor As for Xiaoxiao  , with her superb cooking skills, is she still needing to eat out?  Just kidding!

    Finally, when the menu was passed between the three of us and fell directly into the hands of Paozhu, I saw an extremely sinister smile on Paozhu's face, and suddenly I felt a cool breeze blowing through my back garden.  That chrysanthemum is really coldah no, a slip of the tongue, it's a chill down my spine.

    Sure enough, the insidious Paozhu ordered a table of Sichuan dishes

    Plates and plates are all bright red, as if some kind of flower is blooming. I deeply realize that if I eat it, tomorrow, some kind of flower will bloom on an unspeakable part of my body

    you guessed it right.  Because of my irregular diet when I was young, and the fact that I liked to read a novel as thick as an English-Chinese dictionary when I went to the toilet, unfortunately, I got hemorrhoids (Friendly reminder: here, I appeal to my friends not to squat on the toilet on the 1st  When reading novels and playing with mobile phones, what kind of sores can't afford to hurt!) But how did this little girl know!  !  !  Sure enough, what Zhang Daxia's mother-in-law Yin Nvxia said was mixed up. The more beautiful a woman is, the more she likes to lie.  How is this a lie?  This is obviously a scam!

    Second Olympic!  Femme fatale must be a vocabulary tailored for firecrackers!  !

    I hate it, and I made eye contact with Paozhu: Little girl, you are cruel!  !

    Fighting with the old lady, you have the ability to bear it!  The old lady will definitely let you drink enough of the old lady's footwashing water, hehe~~ Paozhu proudly raised his head, swiping his uneven bangs and fluttering.; So I swallowed my anger and shouted: "Let go of that girl!"

    Thinking about it again, he is a foreigner and maybe he doesn¡¯t understand Chinese. When I was thinking about how to translate, a gust of wind blew by me, and the next moment, Xiaoxiao disappeared.  Oh, it turned out that Xiaoxiao disappeared what!  Smile!  My daughter-in-law!  !

    Before I had time to think about it, I immediately ran to the dark place, for fear that if I was a step too late, the consequences would definitely not be acceptable to me.

    "Aww"

    There was a rough scream from inside, and my heart hung up, and I smiled at that sex, wouldn't it kill people, my God, this is going to jail.  I thought, if the police came, I would insist that I was the one who killed someone, and I wouldn't make them laugh a hair.  If you are a man, you must not let the woman you love suffer from prison!

    Then came out a disheveled blond beauty, followed closely by a foreigner with a high nose and blue eyes. I squinted my eyes and glanced at the foreigner. Fortunately, it was just a dark circle around the left eye. I mentioned  My heart sank, but fortunately I was not killed.

    With a grim smile on his face, the roc flew up like spreading its wings and rushed towards the foreigner.

    The next moment, the two wrestled together, fists and kicks added to the flesh, making a dull sound.  I stood aside, looking at Xiaoxiao's mighty look, I couldn't help at all, I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

    The blond beauty had already run over to meet Paozhu before, and the madman stood in front of Paozhu and the blond beauty like a warrior protecting a mage, staring warily at me and Han Zhan.

    I raised my fist and looked around like the Statue of Liberty, Nima, why does my tm look familiar, this is not playing the ultimate game, but a big boss!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 5: There is a foreigner named Si Ke

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    I have always thought that Xiaoxiao is a genetic mutant, because there is endless power in her petite (?) body. I was lucky enough to go to the Meimei Sunshine Club where she worked and saw it with my own eyes.  Xiaoxiao dispatched the rival club, and a muscular coach who was half a head taller than me fell over his shoulder and lay down on the ground like a sandbag, unable to get up for a long time.  This made me look at Xiaoxiao like a savior for a long time.  I always thought that Xiaoxiao met some beggar old man, down-and-out hero, and then Xiaoxiao donated a bowl of ordinary food, or helped him, thus gaining the favor of a peerless expert.

    But then I was disappointed.

    How plump the fantasy is, how skinny the reality is

    The reality is that Xiaoxiao is completely self-taught.  It's good that my mother-in-law is a strong woman, but after she is busy with work, she can't take care of every aspect of Xiaoxiao, which makes Xiaoxiao, a girl who has lost her father's love since she was a child, wander around like a boy.  She skipped school, what was new, what did she play, and later, she even got into a fight with someone. Anyway, she is a woman, and she is more proficient in many moves than men, such as kicking the crotch, for exampleIt hurts men and future generations, you all  Understand.

    I always thought that Xiaoxiao was invincible.

    However, tonight, something happened that completely overturned my cognition.

    Laughing and losing

    And it failed inexplicably

    Until a long time later, my son led a blond girl and introduced me happily: "Dad, this is my girlfriend Lisa" When I praised my son with a smile on my face, I smiled and pulled my son kindly.  The daughter-in-law's hand, said enviously, what did foreigners eat to grow up, why do they have bigger handsall?  After I questioned, the result I got made me very angry.  Furious, I immediately borrowed the celebrity big brother's special plane and ran to the United States, hoping to have a deadly slap in the face with Sike (Masco)!  Damn, if you dare to eat my daughter-in-law's tofu, can you pretend that I'm dead?  !  I didn't even wrap my daughter-in-law's buttocks with a single slap, so it's cheaper than that drug seller!  !  !

    Of course, now I have absolutely no idea.  I just know that I can't help Xiaoxiao, because I'm worried that I will become famous with one punch, and imitate the classic characters in "Tang Bohu Points Autumn Fragrance", the male protagonist~~his mother¡ª¡ªkilled my husband-in-law (who is his wife!!  ).

    The battle ended quickly, because I saw Xiaoxiao suddenly retracted his fists, and then stepped back three steps, half a step behind me.  The cold eyes stared at the foreigner. The foreigner had already been beaten so badly that his nose was blue and his eyes were swollen. Even with his mother in front of him, I guess it was hard to recognize him.

    Immediately, I was full of self-confidence, and after being killed in battle, I was resurrected with full blood. Look, in such things as fighting, in the end, I still have to do it with my brother Jiu Ri. For such things that men do, women should hide behind men and be protected.  Don't look at me listening to Xiaoxiao at home, and being as useless as that loyal dog, it's definitely because I love her, so I tolerate her.

    The foreigner was beaten so badly, I was worried that Xiaoxiao would also be injured, but I dare not turn back in front of the enemy!  Well, I admit that I am afraid that this foreigner who is taller and stronger than me will sneak up on me.  You know, even if I don't sneak attack, I can't beat him

    But the foreigner didn't look at me at all, of course, including letting him know why Hua'er smiled so red, and in his eyes was the blonde beauty standing with the firecrackers.  She is really a beauty, with a high nose, thin lips, and a charming blush on her face. The beauty of both Chinese and Western beauty is perfectly combined on the blonde beauty's face.

    The foreigner said something to the half-race beauty, and the half-race beauty also answered him.  Ah, it looks like it's just a modern version of Romeo and Juliet. Anyway, it's none of my business. I'm still worried about my wife.  I'm not curious about the relationship between these two. The root cause is definitely not that I can't understand what they're saying. I'm like that kind of gossip!

    "Daughter-in-law, are you injured?"

    Xiaoxiao put his hand on my waist, squinted at me and gave me a wink: "He wants to hurt me even if he is so small, he doesn't even have a window."

    Hiss

    Yay, let me say that my Xiaoxiao is invincible, you see, after a fierce battle, you still have the strength to pinch me

    At this time, I don't know how the conflicting young couple communicated, but they suddenly became agitated, and the foreigner roared in grief and anger, and was about to rush towards the blonde beauty.  The madman immediately straightened his chest, with a look of heroism on his face.  Xiaoxiao hurriedly pulled me over.  Me, Xiaoxiao, madman, the three of us formed a three-legged force to encircle the foreigners.  The foreigner knew that he was no match for the three of us, and his eyes flickered with the intention of retreating.

    "Jin Jin, you, I will not give up, I will." The foreigner hastily dropped such a poor Chinese sentence, and then ran towards me in embarrassment.

    &nbs??We met.

    After Jin Jing finished speaking, she lowered her head for a moment of sadness.

    Neither laughing nor firecracker loop comforting works.

    I suddenly realized: "Actually, it's not your fault. It's all about the dead-end problem. If he didn't take this name, he definitely wouldn't be dead-fucking with you."

    Poof, Jin Jing smiled through tears, and then stopped crying.

    Good luck, luckily I didn't cry anymore, what kind of luck has I had recently, I always cry when I meet beautiful women.  This handsome grass of Lao Tzu is almost drowning!

    When I got home, my first step was to rush to the toilet!  When I took off the belt, I felt my hands were shaking, excited.  After I finished, I felt like I was stepping on cotton candy, so soft and soft.

    Our family has always given priority to women, and the madman and I can only wash after they are all washed.  I was wearing a pair of coquettish boxers, and while holding a pen in my mouth to satisfy my cigarette addiction, I swayed out of the bathroom.  I saw Paozhu wearing pink kitten pajamas, dragging a thin checked bed sheet and throwing it on the sofa in the living room.

    I was so happy, it turned out that Paozhu also has a careful side, knowing that it is cold at night, and even sent me sheets, Xiaoxiao is not as caring as her, what a good boy!  I shouldn't generalize and think you're an ignorant brat.

    Before the smile on my face broke, Paozhu pinched the remote control of the TV and "snapped" to turn off the TV, turning around and complaining to me: "It's so late, don't watch TV, it's too noisy, it's disturbing my chat with my sisters  !"

    Then I turned around, dragged the quilt, bounced and ran awayrun awaygone gone

    "boom"

    The door of my bedroom was slammed shut (please read me again), and I even saw two bulges in the middle of the battle-tested bed that Xiaoxiao and I had been tossing about for more than a year.

    "Knock"

    I heard my jaw dislocate.

    "Well, doctor, it's so late, I promised my friend to give him a set of gold equipment, and now there is still a helmet and a pair of boots, I'm going to brush up the dungeon, you have a good rest. Hehe"

    With an evil and satisfied smile on his face, the madman left Shi Shiran.

    So, in the empty living room, I was the only one left with the miserable white incandescent lights in the living room, and I vaguely heard someone singing sadly, "The north wind blows~~~ The snowflakes float~~~~~".

    Damn it, I provoked someone!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 6, You Are Not Alone

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    Sleeping on the sofa all night, I woke up early this morning with back pain, leg cramps, burning in my stomach, and sudden and slow labor pains from an unspeakable part to the central nervous system (if I am pregnant, don¡¯t  Doubt, it must be about to give birth!).

    I glanced at the time, it was half past seven.  The beautiful teacher and Paozhu had already left, Xiaoxiao should send Paozhu out, and then went to work.  I rubbed my nose and went into the kitchen, then backed out with three black lines hanging from my forehead.

    "This is an illusion, this is an illusion" I slapped myself and hypnotized myself.

    However, the madman came out and completely shattered my self-hypnosis.

    "Doctor, you are awake, sorry, the breakfast made by sister Xiao is so delicious, I accidentally ate your portion too, do you mind?"

    "I don't mind, I don't mind"

    "Hehe, that's good. If the doctor doesn't go out to buy something to eat, don't be late for work. Ah~, I played all night last night, so sleepy. Doctor, I'll go back and catch up on sleep. Doctor, go slowly."

    Yawning, the madman walked past me.  I looked at the oily gloss on the madman's lips, and the scum left at the corners of his mouth.  I really want to beat him up, I really want to, but I just want to.

    There was nothing left for breakfast, so I did a quick shower, only to have a problem squatting on the toilet, and I bled which made me hate the firecracker and myself even more.

    ?Because it was so painful somewhere, I had to walk with a limp in my thermos.  Feeling the eyes of people looking over along the way, I am not moved, I am handsome, anyway, it does not cost money to see, let you enjoy your eyes, so what if you have enough to see.

    Alas, this body is really important.

    Standing under the station sign, I thought so.

    Before the car arrived, I found a chrysanthemum and stood in a painless posture, thinking that I must teach the firecrackers a lesson next time, when I suddenly heard someone calling my name very excitedly.

    "Day!!! Day!!!"

    Who carelessly called me!

    I turned my head and responded, "Who called me?"

    As a result, everyone waiting for the bus looked at me, and the feeling of all the attention made me feel ashamed and embarrassed.  I looked around the crowd, except for a pretty girl who was familiar to me (I've seen it a few times, so it looks familiar, doesn't it?), I didn't know anyone else.

    At this time, five meters away from me, two boys in high school uniforms looked at me.  A cute but scowling face, dressed in a serious manner, buttoned up meticulously.  Another ruffian hung his high school uniform on his shoulders, stood crookedly, and gave me a ruffian smile: "Uncle, did you forget to take your medicine when you went out!?"

    Well, after hearing what he said, I remembered that I left in a hurry.  It seems that I really forgot to take the medicine. It turns out that this young man is a fellow!

    You can't afford to hurt a man with hemorrhoids!  !

    "Did you bring any medicine, lend me two."

    The provocative boy laughed out loud, pointed at me and laughed.  Another serious teenager glanced at me with disdain: "Crazy!"

    I:""

    After the serious boy despised me, he turned around and left. The boy who laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground hurriedly followed, putting his hand on the shoulder of the boy who walked away first.

    "Day! Get out of the way, you're dead! Wipe!"

    "Xia Xiaoming, why don't you smile, that uncle is really funny, why don't you laugh!"

    "Go away!"

    "No, just roll around on you~~"

    ""

    The two teenagers were fighting and walking away, and I suddenly found myself cut off from the crowd, and I heard words like lunatics, neuropathy, and viruses

    I:""

    The bus was full during commuting hours, so I was unfortunately crowded by people and had to protect my thermos. If I was not careful, my face was directly stuck to the window glass of the car. I felt that my standing posture was not correct.  I saw a hot current flowing out of my body, it must be more injuries than injuries!

    This is the sorrow of people living in the city. When it¡¯s nine to five, the bus and subway are just packed with canned fish

    ?When I arrived at the destination after suffering flesh and blood, after going through many hardships, I was sweating profusely and my clothes were sticking to my body with sweat. It felt like I was fished out of the water.  Shaking off a handful of sweat, he sighed and walked towards my small clinic step by step.

    ? From a distance, I saw an old man holding a 500mm iron cup. I took out my mobile phone and looked at it. At 8:34, I was late, so I ran (moved) there as fast as possible.

    "Uncle Li,After a long time, after I finally discovered Lao Li's true face, I could only sigh to the sky, hooligans are not scary, the most feared hooligans are educated.  That's right, Lao Li is a black-hearted old hooligan.  On the surface, he has a gentle and kind face, but in fact he always likes to tease people, and his stomach is full of bad water!

    Although Li Da was very dissatisfied, he couldn't hold back Lao Li, so he had to agree.

    Li Da solemnly handed Lao Li over to me: "Second doctor, my father will leave it to you. Your duty is to chat with my father, laugh with my father, and drink tea with my father."

    Since then, facing Lao Li, I have become a professional "escort" man.  For a long time afterwards, I felt quite awkward looking at Lao Li's old smiling face.

    In the end, Li Da left me a business card before he left, saying that he would call him immediately if there was any situation.

    I don't like Li Da, he speaks in a commanding tone, always in a commanding tone.  But Lao Li is different. He is very kind. We got to know each other within a few days. I don¡¯t know if it was because Lao Li and I were chasing the same Internet master¡¯s book at the time, or because we both had hooligan characteristics. Anyway, we almost became forgetful people later on.  at the turn of.

    "Doctor No. 1, I have a question, I don't know if I should ask it or not?"

    I nodded: "Don't tell me, Mr. Li, we have something to talk about, so you're welcome."

    As I said that, I wanted to bend down to pick up my thermos, and I pulled a wound somewhere, which made me grin my teeth in pain, firecrackers are really vicious, and within a week, I don¡¯t think they will get better.

    Lao Li watched my movements in horror, put the teacup away in his arms, and asked with little confidence: "Does the first doctor have hemorrhoids?"

    "What?"

    "Your walking postureis very strange, hehe, I thoughthehe"

    Old Li patted his shoulder kindly, and comforted: "Don't act like the sky is falling, it's okay, ten men and nine hemorrhoids, you are not fighting alone."

    ?I was downcast, feeling that I was being looked at with hot eyes today because of this, I always thought that Lao Tzu was very handsome today But, I glanced at Lao Li who turned and walked forward.

    "No, Uncle Li, ten men and nine aspirations, it's aspirations!"

    Lao Li didn't feel any embarrassment at being poked wrong, and waved his hand: "Hehe, it's the same."

    Everyone has seen it, so don't be fooled by Lao Li's kind face. In fact, the essence of this old man is just like me.  I think back then, the reason why he took a fancy to me was not because he said I was close, but because he said that he smelled the rogue breath in me!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Seven, Three Old Hooligans

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    Lao Li is actually quite popular, because he is really good at pretending!

    From the entrance of the small clinic to the garden of the residential area, there were eight old ladies, five old men, more than a dozen little guys, and three young girls greeting Lao Li along the way.  I suddenly had a sense of superiority as if the king was on tour. Of course, I was just the unknown little guard next to the king, but the feeling of being honored was incomparable.

    I deeply remember that when I was young, I went shopping with my old man. Every time I went out, Uncle Zhang¡¯s son scored so many points on the test, Grandma Liu¡¯s granddaughter won so many awards, and Xu¡¯s tomboy helped the family with housework.  After these comparisons, I will be scolded by my old man, and I can be considered to have thrived in the storm since I was a child.

    Lao Li has a strong body, knowing that I am unwell, so he walked slowly on purpose. He is really a considerate old man!  But why does it always take me to the cobbled path?

    After walking for about ten minutes, we finally arrived at our destination.  This is a pavilion in the middle of a small pond. On the top of the pavilion are eight horns with claws and claws. The pillars painted with red paint look gorgeous.  There is a stone table in the center of the pavilion, and there are four drum-like stone benches beside it. Three old men put their heads together with serious faces, as if they were holding some kind of military aircraft conference.

    Lao Li abandoned me at this time, walked over quickly and patted an old man on the shoulder.  The old man turned his head unwillingly, and immediately laughed when he saw Lao Li's smiling face.

    "Oh, Brother Li, you are here. Come on, come on, sit here. Hey, who is this little guy?"

    Curiously, I looked at the stone table that the two old men were staring at, heh, it really was playing chess, a table full of chess.

    Lao Li put the teacup in his hand on the table, pointed to me, and said, "This is my psychiatrist, Second Xu. Xiao Xu, come and get acquainted. These are some of my old buddies.  A few, this one is Lao Zhang, that one is Lao Xia in a strict Zhongshan suit, and that one is Lao Lin with a foxy smile on his face."

    Yo, even the title has changed.

    After Lao Li introduced us, he turned around and sat on the stone bench opposite.

    Although I'm not used to dealing with old men (this is the sequelae left by my old man), but since Lao Li brought me here, I can't lose face to Lao Li, let's not do that thing of revenge!

    Stand up straight and say hello politely.

    "Hello, Uncle Zhang, hello, Uncle Xia, and hello, Uncle Lin."

    Lao Zhang looked at my face carefully, nodded repeatedly, and his silver-white hair dazzled me.  And Lao Xia and Lao Lin were fighting happily, they only raised their heads and glanced at me, and then immediately looked down at the chess game.

    Lao Zhang waved his hand, showing his chubby belly, took my hand and pressed it on the stone stool: "What a polite young man. Come and sit here, sit here."

    The young man really dare not sit down~

    If the already painful wound falls on this hard and cold stool.  Although I know that you are always kind, Lao Zhang, but I am afraid that I will explain it here today.

    "No need, Uncle Zhang, no need, it's better for you to sit down."

    I pushed back and forth with Lao Zhang.

    Lao Li suddenly raised his head, and said lightly: "Old Zhang, you can sit by yourself, Xiao Xu is young, standing is also exercise."

    ?I am tearful, I am comforted, I am moved, and today someone finally said that I am young. You must know that the stinky boy called me uncle in the morning, which really made me feel quite angry.

    Lao Xia stared at the chess game, grabbed a rook and went on a rampage. After eating Lao Lin and a horse, he snorted: "Young people nowadays just lack exercise.  Let go of those hardships."

    Lao Zhang was told by Lao Li and Lao Xia, he laughed dryly, and had to let go of my hand: "Then I will not be polite. Xiao Er, stand over and watch us play chess."

    Well, I'm going to accompany Lao Li today and I will give you an extra benefit, I have an extra nickname, called Xiaoerer

    When the old men were playing chess, I just stood there and looked at the four old men.  Lao Li didn't need to say much, he just smiled and pretended to be a fool. If he was a few decades younger, he would sell me, and I would help him count the money foolishly.  Old Zhang has a friendly face, and his white beard hanging down his chest makes him look like a fairy, but his round belly is not commensurate with his appearance, but it cannot be denied that he is actually a nice old man.  Lao Xia is very upright, sitting and standing, his straight back, tsk tsk, must have been an inverted triangle when he was young.  Lao Lin's eyes are very sharp, he is a very strict person, he looks squinted at people, anyway, I don't think he has a good impression of me

    Four old men have only one imagep; "Of course I know. When I was a child, I watched movies and fell in love with a movie star with fair skin and a beautiful face. The first time I did it, I fantasized about that female star."

    Lao Zhang became interested and asked curiously, "What happened next?"

    "Later, when I grew up, I watched high-definition once, only to find that her nose was full of freckles, and she was not as beautiful as I imagined. It also made my good brother almost unable to stand up again" I said indignantly.

    "Haha" Lao Zhang laughed.

    "Hehe" Lao Li was embarrassed.

    "Interesting kid." Lao Lin commented.

    "Really?" Lao Xia doubted.

    A stalk in the neck, I never lie: "Of course!"

    "Then if I entrust my grandson to you, can you help him overcome it?" Lao Xia's eyes lit up.

    Uncle Xia, the earth is very dangerous now. You can choke to death when you eat, and you can choke to death when you drink water. If you have nothing to do, you will fall into the sewer when you walk on the street to make a contribution to the time travel. You can encounter 2013 while sitting at home. Can I guarantee it?  Besides, you must have hired a lot of doctors before, and you have tried many methods to no avail. My qualifications are not deep, and my ability is not bad. Can you say it will work?

    Glancing at Lao Li who was winking at me, I corrected my attitude and said seriously: "Uncle Xia, I can't guarantee it, but please let me and Xiao Xia try it."

    Lao Xia looked at me, and then looked back at Lao Li who was covering his face in grief.  Sighing: "At first I didn't believe you, but since you were brought by Lao Li, for Lao Li's sake, I will trust you for now. I will send someone to see you in a few days."

    Then?  Then there is no more.

    Speaking of Lao Xia, Lao Zhang, and Lao Lin bid farewell to each other and left, only me and Lao Li were left.

    To be honest, I am very grateful to Lao Li, he knows what I lack.  The parents who gave birth to me and raised me are also Lao Li who knows me.

    However, when my eyes were full of tears and I didn't know how to thank Lao Li, the old hooligan took out a bunch of keys from his pocket, and a heart-shaped pendant was hung on it.

    Immediately, my gratitude to him is like the waves of the river, once gone, never to return

    In order for me to come here with him, this old rascal took away my key at some point and asked me to stand in the middle of the pond in this not-so-good-looking neighborhood (butt hurts) blowing the cool breeze all morning  !  !

    Then the old hooligan patted me on the shoulder and said something meaningful, which made me fall into an ice cave.

    "First doctor, now the fate of the grandson of our former Minister of Defense is in your hands, do it well!"

    Second Olympic!  I said, Lao Xia looks like an old soldier!  It turns out that Lao Xia is the formerMinister of National Defense who I have admired since I was a child. He is upright and reliable, and defends our great loyalty!  !  !

    Then, I was terrified. Since Lao Xia's status is so awesome, what about Lao Li, who calls him brother and brother?  It's definitely not as simple as a history professor. Should I follow the example of General Yue, take off my shirt immediately, kneel on the ground and beg Lao Li to carry an autograph on my back?  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 8: Car Accident, It's About to Explode!

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    I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out.

    Tell me, did that old hooligan Lao Li harm me or help me?

    Yes, I was very naughty when I was a child, and then I spent a day or two in the rivers and lakes, but I have no experience in dealing with the police and soldiers.  If I accidentally offend little friend Xia, do you think I will be arrested on the charge of treason and collaborating with the enemy, locked in a small black room, used a tiger stool, lifted the skull, and so on?

    I was arrested, what will Xiaoxiao do?  With her impulsive personality, I am worried that she will fight desperately. Maybe after seeing me being severely injured and inhumanly tortured in the small dark room, she will run to the underworld in order to save me, and then  Climb step by step to the position of the boss of the underworld.  Twenty years later, Xiaoxiao rescued me.  But I am old, Xiaoxiao is also old, Xiaoxiao touched my bald head and sighed: "Xu, you have suffered." I stroked Xiaoxiao's gray hair and sighed: "Wife, you have suffered.  "We were right in front of the door of the small black house, crying in front of all the gangsters, and then we had a long French kiss, and finally squeezed my neck with a smile, stained with human skin and blood foam

    If the plot really develops in this direction, then this novel should be published on Girls.com, and probably should be renamed "Saving the Husband on the Thorny Road", with Xiaoxiao as the protagonist.

    If Xiaoxiao is pregnant now, and my son is the one who saves me in the end, I will become a modern version of "Legend of the White Snake"

    This is really too scary!  !  !

    Do you guys think, if I really want to be arrested, should I attack the police or die?  Assault the police, I'm afraid I haven't fought for a long time, let alone what if I'm fighting against special forces?  That is definitely an overwhelming victory!  Desperate to the end of the world, I'm afraid I will be shot in the head by a sharpshooter while escaping, just give me a second, I don't have the right to scream, let alone cry out, I'm too useless to die  .

    After I separated from Lao Li at noon, I kept thinking about this question.  I was so worried that my mouth was blistered, I was so worried that I pulled a few locks of my hair, I got two more wrinkles on my face, I was so worried that I forgot to eat lunch my stomach was playing an empty city plan, and I suddenly realized  until hungry.  Turning to look at the wall clock, it was past three thirty.  Fortunately, no customers came today, otherwise, in my current state, no one would dare to come to the door again.

    Standing up in a strange posture, he took out the food in the thermos.  There are three fried dumplings, two big, one slightly small, a plate of braised meat, and a few fresh green vegetables, all prepared for me by Xiaoxiao himself.  I have tears in my eyes, so, for the sake of laughing, I also want to cure little friend Xia.

    This is a road of no return if you don't succeed, you will become a life-and-death dilemma~!

    Just when I was so moved, a person who should not have appeared in the clinic appeared in the clinic¡ªthis person was wearing a well-made and well-made white suit, with snow-white knitted gloves on his hands, and a bag under his armpit.  Only the stool was folded, a pair of leather shoes were polished brightly, and the mask on his face could already be seen. A blood mole on the bridge of his nose seemed to be stained with blood. A pair of vigilant eyes stared deeply through the glasses.  I.

    Ciao, the rain man is coming!

    Yuren's original name is Chen Kang. He is thirty-four this year and has a successful career. Unfortunately, he has not married yet, and there are no rumors that he has an affair with anyone. His father arranged him here because of this, saying  What We are all young people, easy to communicate.  So much so that I once wondered in my heart whether he didn't do that somewhere.

    Rainman tidied up the folding stools far away from me, and then said in a muffled voice through the obtrusive mask: "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, so I came early today, isn't it okay?"

    You are God, you said it's okay, how can I have a relationship?

    Ah rain man, you wait, when I become famous, I let you intrude in without notice, and I also let you change the meeting time on your own initiative.

    But after a long, long time, my name has spread far and wide, and people who want to see me have lined up to the Pacific Ocean, and this rainy man still comes and goes to my office freely. I am really careless in making friends and meeting people.  Well, it seems that the latter word is in the wrong place.  Whatever it is, anyway, I accidentally made this friend.

    I looked at Rain Man who was sitting upright, and then at my lunch, and I swear, I just asked him politely, there was really no other meaning!

    "Mr. Chen, have you had lunch yet?"

    Rain Man shook his head.

    For a moment, I said cheaply: "Then do you want to eat something?"

    ?I regretted it just after I finished speaking. With Yuren's cleanliness character, I was worried that he would come over and beat me up without hesitation, but I was powerless to resist due to my physical condition.  The rain man looked deeply at my faceAs he spoke, Rain Man stood up suddenly, laughed loudly, and danced. I saw him trying to open his eyes wide, not wanting to let the tears flow down.

    Why bother yourself?

    "Mr. Chen, do you love her?" I stared into Yuren's eyes and asked softly.

    Rain Man glared at me viciously, as if I had robbed his beloved.

    "Although it's cruel to say that, if you really love her, don't you just want her to be happy? No matter if you give her happiness or someone else gives her happiness. She has a happy life, shouldn't you be happy for her?  If loving her is your fault, you have no way out, why don't you let yourself live a little more freely?"

    Rain Man stopped laughing wildly, slumped to the ground, knocked the folded stool behind him back one meter, and let out piercing screams.

    Neither of us spoke again, and the whole clinic was a little sadly quiet.  Until Yuren murmured quietly to himself: "You know what? The first time I saw fried dumplings, she made them for me. Hehe, I still remember her expression at that time, very happy, two big  , one small, she said, the two big ones represent me and her, and the small one represents our future child. At that time, I laughed at her childishnessbut now she has a child with someone else.  I am not reconciled, not reconciled, not reconciled!! But I dare not question herI am afraid, afraid that she will say the words of rejection"

    Huh?  Why is Rain Man's theory so similar to Xiaoxiao's?  Could it be that Yuren's lover is my mother-in-law?  My father-in-law is 20 years older than my mother-in-law, so my father-in-law, whom I have never met, is so well cared for, I can't tell at all No, Xiaoxiao is 25, not a few years younger than Yuren.

    Is that a smile?  I am not twenty years older than Xiaoxiao, besides, Xiaoxiao is not pregnant yet

    "Mr. ChenMr. Chen! Where are you going?"

    I was about to say something to comfort Yuren, but when Yuren turned around and staggered out, I couldn't even hold him back, he was going crazy!  Seeing him walking like this, I knew something was going to happen. I didn't care to lock the door of the clinic, and hurriedly chased him out.

    Sure enough, his car was driving like a snake, creaking.

    As I said before, my small clinic is located in a residential area, so there are many trees, and I don¡¯t know what species they are. Anyway, the roots of the trees hang down, like willows. Back then, Xiaoxiao and I went to the door  Playing, Xiaoxiao is like a child, stroking them with his hands one by one, just like lifting the curtains.

    Sure enough, there was only a loud "bang" and it hit the tree trunk.  The front of the car sank deeply, but luckily the car's safety system was perfect, Yuren's upper body was lying on the airbag of the steering wheel, his glasses fell off somewhere, a ray of bright red flowed from his forehead, covering his  The mask on my face was so dyed that I couldn't see its true color. Yuren was lying on his stomach motionless. No matter how I patted the window of the car, there was no response. I guess I was dizzy.  I hurriedly dialed 120, and after telling the address of the accident, the car door couldn't be opened. I picked up a brick from the side of the flower bed and smashed it, and the car window shattered.  I didn't dare to be negligent, so I hurried to open the door. I dragged and tugged to get the rain man out, but the rain man's feet were stuck by something.  Worried that the car will explode, as it is done in Hollywood movies.  If there is a car accident, it will explode.  If Yuren died like this, and I was the last person to see Yuren, then I would be the biggest suspect.  What's more, this is a residential area, and now a group of old ladies have gathered around.

    "Stay far away, it's dangerous!"

    I was yelling outside while trying to get the Rain Man out.  But the more anxious I became, the more chaotic my movements became. Yuren was ravaged by me until he was covered in blood.

    I feel like I've been through centuries and so long, and the ambulance finally came and got the Rain Man out with just a little skin trauma, and I was so relieved that the car didn't explode.  Dazedly watching the medical staff put Yuren on a stretcher and carry him into the ambulance, I heard someone calling me, I don't know what they said, I answered indiscriminately, and then followed into the car.

    ?After I got back to normal, I thought of a fatal problem. I only have one dollar in my hand, how can I register for Rain Man?  ?  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Nine, Life is not a third-rate drama

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    It is said that people can turn their faces faster than flipping a book. Today I really saw it. Yu Ren is a typical face-changing god!  I don¡¯t even think about who desperately rescued you from the scene of the car accident, and I don¡¯t think about who is busy in the hospital to help you register and pay the consultation fee (although it is Yuren¡¯s credit card), and I don¡¯t even think about it.  Who is calling for someone to come and see you.  As soon as he woke up, he put on a poker face, and turned his head away from me with disgust, as if he would catch the virus just by looking at me, sub-Ao, ungrateful, a white-eyed wolf!

    Well, I know that you are shy, you were hurt by love, and then you cried in front of me, and you were ashamed to keep holding my hand when you were in a coma, not to let me go, and called someone called "Xiu"  Son" name.

    Lao Tzu caught all the embarrassing things about Rain Man, and now I am the one holding your pigtails, hum!

    "Xiao Xu, today is really thanks to you, otherwise I don't know what that bastard will do." Lao Chen pulled me outside the ward and said gratefully, "Akang is like this, acting impulsively, alas, if  Don¡¯t be offended if you can¡¯t do anything.¡±

    "No, no, don't worry, Uncle Chen, Mr. Chen is actually quite easy to get along with."

    It is very easy to get along with, because he never expresses his likes and dislikes, but isolates himself in a world. I seriously doubt the chances of his success in negotiating business with others. Wearing gloves and a mask, can he succeed?

    Old Chen patted me on the shoulder: "Your father and I are good brothers. We are old and can't control you young people. From now on, it depends on how well you get to know each other. Akang is a few years older than you, don't tell me  Mr. Chen called, how alienated."

    I immediately changed my words: "Well, Uncle Chen, I know, Brother Chen actually takes good care of me."

    "Okay, that's good. It's so late, and you are tired today, go back and rest."

    My Uncle Chen looked at the sky, and pushed me out of the hospital gate. I saw that Uncle Chen seemed to have a lot of emotions hidden on his face. It is better to have one thing more than one thing, ah no, as the saying goes  go home.  I'm definitely not afraid of kneeling on the keyboard when I get home late!

    When I was standing in front of the hospital gate waiting for the bus, I realized that it was already 9:30 in the evening. When I hurried home on the No. 311 bus, I was shocked to think that I had gone to the wrong door.  The living room has been modified beyond recognition, with a wooden board here and a curtain there.  Just when I was about to quit, I saw the madman.  The madman didn't hide in the house and play games as usual, but stood in the living room, holding a few wooden boards in his hands, making gestures here and looking there.  Xiaoxiao even held a hammer and nails in his hand, with a serious face.  The firecrackers are still there, holding a bag of potato chips, gnawing with his head down like a hamster, seeing me enter the door, looking up at me with a sinister smile, making my hair stand on end.

    "What is this?"

    Xiaoxiao didn't even look back, just gave me a sideways look with her small eyes, and I felt cold, it's broken!  The time has come to show my loyalty.

    Paozhu giggled and smirked, not forgetting to fan the flames and gloat: "Purple, you're done!"

    "Daughter-in-law~~" I moved over.

    Xiaoxiao immediately used the sharp two curved iron claws of the hammer to point three inches below my abdomen: "Where did you go wild this afternoon?"

    I held up my sleeves for her to sniff, and then I showed her the blood-stained parts on my body, with a smug expression on my face: "Smell, there is such a big smell of formalin and blood, just go out like I am now, don't come out  100 meters, I will definitely be arrested and taken to the police station, where can I go? My buddy had a car accident, and I went to help."

    "How is the person now? Are you awake?"

    I chuckled: "Don't worry, nothing serious happened, except that he scratched his forehead and made it look like a concussion. He almost asked me to help him write his will."

    "Virtue!" Xiaoxiao pushed me lightly, making me stagger, then turned the hammer over and handed me the wooden handle, "I haven't eaten yet. You come to nail the wood, and I will go  I'll serve you a bowl of noodles."

    "Would one bowl be enough? At least four bowls."

    The madman suddenly said, "Stone bowl? Doctor, are you a pig?"

    Paozhu stuffed a piece of potato chips and asked in surprise: "How do you solve it?"

    "Pigs only eat stone bowls, oh, so-called stone troughs."

    I:""

    Paozhu clapped his hands and rolled around happily on the sofa: "Hahaha, the sex hooligan is a pig, from now on he will be called the sex hooligan! Hahaha."

    Smiling and turning around speechlessly, she went to the kitchen.

    I weighed the "weapon" in my hand and smiled innocently: "What are we going to do now?"

    Firecrackers approached without fear of death: "Hey, perverted hooligan, don't you know that Teacher JinXiaoxiao¡¯s busy back, I think I may really become a pig, the pig raised by Xiaoxiao

    Xiaoxiao and Paozhu hurriedly ate breakfast and went out. I wanted to go out with them, but I couldn¡¯t find the key to the clinic. I searched all over the house and couldn¡¯t find it.  It seemed that when the door was not locked, Xiaoxiao and Paozhu had gone far away.

    I am not in the mood to be happy that Xiaoxiao gave me an extra five dollars today (because I forgot the thermos bottle at the clinic, Xiaoxiao gave me five dollars more for lunch, I beg all my friends to help me think about it, a big man,  What can I eat for five bucks?), because my mind is already full of images of my small clinic being ransacked.

    I think, seeing this, many friends have already discovered it.  I have very mild persecution paranoia, and I will unconsciously think of the worst in everything.  This is not a disease, because I just think in my head, prepare in my heart, and I will not despair. I have prepared for the worst, and if things turn around, it will be a very perfect surprise (friendly reminder: the ability to bear in my heart)  People who are strong and understand psychology should be able to overcome mild symptoms alone, but if the situation gets worse, please call a psychological counselor for timely treatment, thank you!).

    And things often don't get so bad, for example, the small clinic, which stands quietly in that prime location.  All other places are open for business, but this one seems to be sleeping soundly.

    Thank goodness it's locked!  !

    (Xiaobei has something to do today I couldn¡¯t tell you all. I¡¯m very sorry. I¡¯ll go online as soon as I get back. Xiaobei will work hard to repay everyone¡¯s love!!) (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Ten, Xiaoqiang's Vitality

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    I feel so excited.  However, after being excited, I thought of a question. Yuren was in an emergency yesterday. I didn't have the energy to turn back and lock the door. Then someone else must have locked it for me. Who could it be?  Lao Li?  He was probably home cooking at that time yesterday.  Is that the coquettish proprietress of the flower shop next door?  No, although she always winks at me, since I justly rejected her on the grounds of having a daughter-in-law, we have become people who never get along with each other

    I squatted in front of the gate of the small clinic, resting my chin in my hand and thinking hard, but I just couldn¡¯t remember that it was the kind person who did a good deed without leaving his name, and he (she) was not Uncle Lei Feng!

    "day!"

    Ciao, come to this trick again, this time whoever scolded someone, I will not agree.

    I turned around, and one possibility after another continued to float in my mind.

    "day!"

    Damn, it's still haunting, isn't it?

    "Day! Nine days!!"

    Oh, it's really calling me this time.

    "what?"

    Reluctantly, I looked up, and saw the owner of glasses selling video discs across the street waving at him, with a mischievous look, as if he was a dealer selling that kind of video discs on the street.

    To be honest, I am actually in a very bad mood, but I am not the owner of the medical clinic. It is very embarrassing to be surrounded by people (because I am squatting pitifully in front of the clinic gate, and the aunt who has already had good things keeps her face  wait and see).  So I got up and walked into the video store anyway.

    Seeing me coming in, the glasses took out a bunch of keys from the drawer and handed them to me, looked up at me at 45 degrees and smirked: "Hey."

    It turns out that my clinic locked the glasses for me.

    I inserted my index finger into the key ring and turned it around: "Thanks. I'll treat you to a drink some other day."

    Glasses shook his head again and again, and kept saying: "No need, neighbors should help each other."

    He helped me a lot, and I had to say no: "Of course, if you want to go out for something in the future, call me."

    "That's that." Glasses happily agreed.

    I was about to turn around and go back to my clinic, um, actually because I saw Lao Li was already standing there waiting for me.

    "Brother Jiuri," the glasses stopped me, and I looked back at him. He rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said, "Brother Jiuri, I have an unfeeling request. That's it, I seem to see you  I have a cat, can you lend it to me for two days? There are a lot of mice in the store, and they ran out in a rampage, which has already scared away many of my customers. I only borrow it for two days, and I will return it to you when it is finished, okay?"

    It turns out that these glasses have a purpose, so I have always been reluctant to deal with people who wear glasses. I feel that people who wear glasses are very scheming. People like me who are honest and consistent in appearance and appearance will suffer a lot.

    However, that cat is not raised by me.

    "But"

    Glasses thought I didn't agree, so he interrupted me immediately, pointing to Lao Li: "Brother Jiu Ri, your patient is here, you should go back quickly!"

    After finishing speaking, the glasses turned around and ran into the video shelf in the store to hide.

    I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't finish my sentence.

    But that cat doesn't bite mice!

    But since I mentioned that cat, I will also introduce it.  It was a dark, fat cat. Even though it was fat, its movements were very sensitive. If you were not familiar with it, don't try to catch it.  If you see it, the first thing you think of is a witch.  The first time I saw it was because it ate my lunch while I was washing my hands. Since then, it will often come to the clinic to ask me for food and sleep, or run out to play with other stray cats.  I don't know whose family it belongs to. Anyway, it is the first cat caught in the stomach by Xiaoxiao Cooking after myself.  That black cat was very lazy. If no one moved it, it could sleep on the arm of the sofa for days and nights. Even if a mouse came, it would just stare at the mouse and had no intention of showing its power as a cat.  I saw it confront the mouse two by two with my own eyes, and finally the black cat screamed and ran away in embarrassment. This is the first time I know that there are cats that are afraid of mice.

    Now I need glasses, next time I see Xiao Hei, I will help him catch Xiao Hei. Anyway, Xiao Hei has been eating and drinking at my place for a long time. I don¡¯t want him to do anything. I¡¯m sorry for the little fish who raised him.  And the morsel of rice I saved for it.  It's just that I don't know if it has gone to pick up sister cats recently, but I haven't seen its cat shadow anyway.

    While thinking, he went back, greeted Lao Li, and opened the door as quickly as possible.  Lao Li kept holding his teacup and laughing.

    After entering the room, Lao Li said a shocking thing.

    "The first doctorDid Brother Chen have a girlfriend before?  "

    There was a long silence on the other end of the phone, and then there was a sigh. My Uncle Chen opened his mouth and asked tentatively, "He told you everything?"

    Nope, but I also said a little bit.  but

    "Well, yes, it seems to be called Xiu'er I don't know if I remember correctly."

    Lao Chen suddenly let out a violent cough, which subsided after a long time: "Xiao Xu, I suddenly have something urgent to deal with. Let's talk about it later."

    After finishing speaking, Lao Chen hung up the phone, and I put down the phone, thinking that the story between Yuren and that Xiuer would not be simple.  Well, Lao Chen won't say it, so I have to start with Yuren.

    I tapped my fingers on the glass tabletop rhythmically, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to my mind, and I thought of a person, maybe she could help me.

    Rain man, rain man, my little brother will do anything to help you.

    I squeezed the knuckles of my fingers and let out a sinister laugh: "Hey hey" (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 11: Beating up is a kind of ape dung

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    Sending off the old hooligan Ahem, I'm once again in a predicament of being alone.

    To be idle is to be idle, in order not to let myself be bored and disgusted, so I turned on my old-fashioned, bulky computer with a seriously slow boot time, boarded my 2q (qq), and started to play  It's popular - upgrade this little game.

    Played a few times, but did not rise to 3. Those guys who run away after losing are really irresponsible. Like me, I can¡¯t run. I just wait for my opponent to run.  Then, I discovered a very embarrassing thing.  Many friends have probably guessed it. Yes, my lunch has become an urgent and serious matter at this time.

    With only 5 yuan in my pocket (originally 7 yuan, I spent 1 yuan by car, and I still have 1 yuan to go home by car), what should I eat so that I can manage my fullness and fit my current financial expenditure.

    Steamed buns are seriously unaffordable now. I remember once I went to eat hot pot with my buddies, and ordered a plate of steamed buns on a whim (it was because my buddy was very curious and wanted to try the steamed buns that were more expensive than sliced ??pork)  What does it look like), and 4 smaller than eggs cost 18 yuan.  The world is full of pits, two days ago I saw a man with glasses (how much do I hate wearing glasses?) accidentally fell into the sewer, I don¡¯t know who wants money but not life  He stole the cover of the well, of course, we can also understand that the man with glasses traveled through time because of fate; or, he will find a mermaid down there or something

    After thinking about it for a long time, I still think that steamed buns are more reliable. It¡¯s not written in an article. When you want to eat steamed buns, you can take out the core of the steamed buns and eat them. When you want to eat instant noodles, use a comb to eat the steamed bunswhat else  Come on, I can¡¯t remember, anyway, I can eat whatever I want, but it fully demonstrates the value of steamed buns. It¡¯s big and has a lot of weight. The most important point is that the price will not increase!

    So in the end, I decided to eat a bowl of noodles in clear soup!

    While I was breathing and slurping noodles, two unexpected visitors came into my small clinic. They were tall and strong, one with green hair and one with yellow hair.  Putting on a windbreaker that was obviously one size too big, he tugged and rushed in.  I squeaked and almost choked to death on the noodles.

    The green hair is full of evil spirits, and it looks like a hooligan leader at first glance. The yellow hair has a black nose and a swollen face, which belongs to the type of younger brother who is bullied.

    No way, the little hooligans in the neighborhood were all chased away by the police, why did two slip through the net?

    The green hair pulled the yellow hair, maybe it sensed my unfriendly eyes, and immediately let go of the yellow hair, and walked up to me in a very gentlemanly manner, reaching out to shake me.  I think I also had the experience of performing this advanced etiquette at the beginning, so I reached out and shook the green hair very generously.  But I was muttering in my heart, it's over, it's over, I'm not afraid of hooligans, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated, and educated hooligans belong to the underworld that they are not afraid of all over the world. The green hair in front of him, although he is not wearing a black suit or black sunglasses  , but this temperament, this height, must be a very high-level underworld!

    "Hello, I'm Xue Chun. Are you the second Xu, the second doctor?"

    Yo, it's really a very strict underworld, and they actually inquired about my details before coming here.

    I despise the green hair in my heart, smile on my face, and answer uncertainly: "Hehe, hehe, it should be"

    The thick green-haired eyebrows frowned, and the face was suddenly full of ravines and rivers.  But in the next second, a plain was restored.  Changing face is faster than flipping a book, it really is a gangster!

    Lu Mao reached into the underwear bag of the windbreaker, and my face tightened.

    It's over, it's over, he's drawn his gun, he's drawn his gun, he's drawn his gun!  !  !

    At this time, only this sentence was left floating back and forth in my mind, and I even wanted to write two suicide notes, one for Xiaoxiao and one for my parents.

    Then Lumao took out something from the bag and handed it over.

    "Hello, Second Doctor, this is my business card. I am here today to ask for something."

    I took the green hair with a dazed expression Oh no, Xue Chun handed over a well-made business card with a golden chicken dark pattern printed on it, and glanced at the content of the business card, the chief designer of the golden bird, and a string of small characters below it  , should be a phone number, I didn't care.  Knowing the identity of the person in front of me, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief.  Canary?  I thought it was a golden chicken but the name looks familiar.

    "Ah, Mr. Xue, please sit down." I repeatedly greeted Lv Jitou and walked to the sofa.

    Then I patted my head and remembered, my stupid brain, golden bird!  That is a clothing brand that quickly occupied major sales outlets as soon as its products were released, and immediately made Golden Bird become popular in recent years.Said why this yellow hair looks so familiar, I said why this yellow hair looks like I killed his father and raped his wife, it turns out he is a prostitute!  !

    "Second doctor, you must help me enlighten this kid. He is looking for death for a woman. He was beaten up two days ago. Ask him who he is and don't say who it is. It's really embarrassing"

    I don¡¯t quite remember what Lumao said later, because I was hesitating at the time, whether to accept or not to accept the sale is a question.  I'm afraid that if I accept it, I will become a human-shaped sandbag in the days to come. If I don't accept it, I'm really worried that this salesman will beat me to death

    Later, I decided not to answer, the reason is very simple, if there is no smile by my side, I would not dare to answer and have a grudge against me, and I still can't beat it.

    Therefore, the price I offered was 200 yuan an hour, and I thought that the green chicken head would retreat in spite of difficulties.  However I was wrong.  He was Xue Chun, the personal driver of the billionaire Xue Chun. He didn't pay much attention to these two small coins.

    In the afternoon, brother Si Ke and I just stared at each other to end the day's treatment (it's not that I'm disrespectful, but brother Si Ke didn't cooperate with me at all, as long as I moved my lips, he immediately punched me),  So much so that when I go home at night, my eyes are in the shape of a very famous mosquito coil (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Twelve, The Delicious Little Tang Monk

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    The next day I walked with a limp clutching my thigh.  Oh, don¡¯t mention it, because the house was remodeled by Xiaoxiao, so many things have changed their positions. When I got up at night to turn on the water, I accidentally hit the corner of the table with my thigh. It hurt so much that I almost cried without dignity  .  I saw it this morning, and it was a big piece of black bowl.

    ? It seems that I have not been able to save cigarette money in the past few days

    When I arrived at my small clinic, I saw Xiao Hei squatting on my sofa and licking his paws for the first time, which is called elegance.

    I remembered the request from the owner of the optical shop opposite, so I squatted down very indecently, bared my two front teeth, and waved to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, come here!"

    Xiao Hei glanced at me disdainfully, ignored me, continued to lick his little paw, and then greeted his face with the paw.

    This is naked ignorance, ah ignorance!

    I am angry!  It is said that wolves are not familiar with raising, and I think this little black is also the same.

    So I tiptoed over, intending to grab Xiao Hei while Xiao Hei was not paying attention.  Who knew that before I approached it, Xiao Hei looked up at me very vigilantly.  It amused me all of a sudden, the little eyes are quite sharp!

    So I stood still, and when Xiao Hei started to mess with its face again, I approached it silently.  So when the last two steps were left, my patience ran out, I was hungry (?), I fell on the sofa, Xiao Hei turned around quickly, and jumped onto my glass table.

    I don't believe it anymore, I still can't catch you kitten!

    Stand up and continue chasing Xiao Hei, while running, he said to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, stop, I just have a small matter for you to help, you can definitely do it, don't refuse, don't hide"

    Bingbing bang, Xiao Hei knocked down my plastic vase with fake flowers, jumped onto the TV, left a long string of plum blossom marks on the snow-white TV cloth, and stretched out two sharp claws to grab my fabric sofa  , After pulling out a string of silk threads, I was finally caught.  Don't doubt, this ending is completely underestimated by Xiao Hei. It thinks that Lao Tzu has lost his mobility because he has a lame leg. That's a joke.  Even with two limping legs, I can beat it!  But unfortunately, I lost a chopstick of fish-flavored shredded pork, and my exposed arm was left with three long scratches by Xiao Hei, um, and my wallet that was almost stolen by a thief back then  The scratches are very similar.  I held Xiaohei's nape and stared at the wound on my arm, feeling a little helpless. You said that if Xiaoxiao saw such a sexy wound, would it be evidence of my cheating and kill me?  on the bed?

    In addition to being angry, and because Xiao Hei didn't cooperate with me, he kept kicking my wrist with two hind paws. If I didn't let go of it, it would fight me to death, so I slapped Xiao Hei's ass hard.  remember.

    Xiao Hei screamed "Aww", I was speechless and raised my forehead, this little thing really thought it was a wolf.  Seeing that I had no intention of letting go of it, Xiao Hei opened his mouth wide and bit my tiger's mouth hard. Of course, there was no bleeding. From this point of view, Xiao Hei does not have the nature of a wolf. At least it is not a white-eyed wolf.  Bloodthirsty, and merciless revenge

    I grabbed Xiao Hei's ear for ideological education: "Xiao Hei, you said that you have been raised by me for several months, no matter how you say, I can be regarded as your half master. Think about it, who made you sleep here,  Free from the miserable days of stray cats, who would rather be hungry and leave you a bite of food every day, or who will let you be free for your cowardly behavior of not catching mice? Still catching me, I don¡¯t care  Something without lungs"

    I was about to brainwash Xiao Hei, and I had a long speech, when suddenly there was darkness in front of me.  I looked up and saw three people!

    Yes, that's three people!  The leader was a middle-aged man in a green military uniform, the other was a teenager in white casual clothes, and the one in a pink T-shirt with a pair of ink-splashed jeans was still a teenager.  The middle-aged man is tall and strong, because I have to look up at him, and the two teenagers standing next to him are like two chicks.

    "Are you the second doctor?"

    I nodded, and reached out to pick my ears, it was really deafening, this man spoke too loudly, he thought he was training the army on the playground!  I don't know if it's my illusion, but I think I also saw a hint of banter in the eyes of the boy in the pink T-shirt.

    "Who are you?"

    The man glanced at my messy little clinic with majestic eyes, and then his eyes stopped on Xiao Hei in my hand.  With a straight face, he pointed to the white casual clothes: "This is Xia Xiaoming, this Xu Zhenyang is Xiaoming's friend, and my name is Liu Xi. The second doctor must already know the purpose of our coming here today, right?  "

    Dog seller, how could I have forgotten this episode, the grandson of the Chief of the Public Security Bureau's respected teacher is coming to see the haemophilus!  !  I'mIt's so easy!  !

    Afterwards, Lao Li affectionately pulled the two little kids aside and murmured something. The little emperor nodded, but his mature and stable face remained unchanged.  Maybe he looked at me with a sinister smile, those Danfeng eyes were full of calculations.  I feel like I'm sitting on pins and needles

    The old rascal must be trying to frame me again!  !  !

    Thank God, the old rascal didn't stay with me for long, so he dragged Liu Xi away.  Watching Liu Xi leave with a flattered and stupid look, I haven't lamented that we have lost an upright People's General, Xu Zhenyang has already sat down on the sofa opposite the TV indecently, and found a comfortable position,  Blinking at me: "Hey, Uncle Crazy, I'm watching TV, so I won't bother you?"

    I was embarrassed all of a sudden.

    It seems that this rather unlovable kid surnamed Xu also has a very terrible advantage, his memory is quite amazing!  !

    He still remembers what happened that morning (I don¡¯t know if my friends have forgotten it, it¡¯s the two high school students who scolded each other in Chapter 6, I thought it was the scene where they called me).  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirteen: With a Cat in Hand, I Have the World

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    I don't know if any friends have this feeling.  If you and a buddy are joking around in a park with no one around, bet with no limit, whoever loses will go smell the poop of wild dogs on the side of the road for a minute, and then shout that it smells good!  You lose, so you're forced to smell shit.  Unwilling, you smelled it reluctantly for a minute, and when you shouted your lines quickly, a strange beauty passed by and gave you a strange look.  You were just embarrassed at the time, and you forgot as soon as you turned around.  But if that strange beauty becomes your blind date three days later, and you still remember your embarrassing appearance at that time, the most terrible thing is that the strange beauty becomes your wife later, and she will give you repeated orders.  Good impression

    This will drive you crazy!  ?

    Anyway, I was stunned for 0.01 seconds after Xu Xiaogui said that, and then I was very shameless (what are you using the face for, and you can't sell it for a few dollars!) and said: "The world laughs at me too much.  Crazy, I laugh that others can't see through."

    Then I clearly saw three thick and long black lines suddenly hanging on Xu Xiaogui's head.  Seeing Xu Xiaogui deflated and turning his head to watch TV, pretending awkwardly that he doesn't want to see me, it's so refreshing!

    I couldn't help humming even a ditty, but I was worried that my tone deafness would be thrown with bricks, rotten eggs, etc. In the end, I forced myself to hold back.

    Regarding the little emperor's question, Liu Xi had already said something before, but he didn't get to the point. It may be because the little emperor is here, speaking bad things in front of others, unless he really wants to be arrested as a traitor and collaborator.  So, now I have to chat with Little Tang Seng in person.

    "Xiaoming, can I call you that?"

    The little emperor glanced at me with a mature face, and said very politely, "Well, everything is fine."

    The little emperor's awareness is really high, everyone knows that the name is just a code name, and the titles are all floating clouds~~ I subconsciously touched the clothes bag, but took out an empty one, and the cigarette was taken away by the old hooligan.  I smiled all over my face: "Well, Xiaoming, don't be so serious, we are just two buddies, we can say anything we want, don't be restrained."

    "Okay!" Xia Xiaoming nodded fiercely, his eyes widened and widened.

    Xu Xiaogui was watching TV and "cut" at me, but I ignored him.

    "Xiaoming, did you have blood dizziness symptoms when you were a child? For example, you feel dizzy when you see red, or you feel flustered when you see tomato sauce?"

    Xia Xiaoming lowered his head slightly, I thought he was remembering.  But I was wrong, because after a while, he nodded his head again and again, which is dozing off!

    I am angry, I am depressed, I am entangled!

    I patted Xia Xiaoming on the shoulder, pretending not to know, and the two brothers comforted me: "Hey, don't be discouraged, young man. Bloodsickness is not a disease, as long as we find the crux of the problem, we will be able to eradicate it!"

    Xia Xiaoming smiled at me, very sunny and warm, just when I was about to indulge in his smile, he suddenly changed his face, and said to me with a half-smile: "Uncle, I don't know what you can do to persuade me."  My grandfather, let him order me to come to you Well, it can be said to be a cure. But, I don't believe you can cure me!"

    Listen, what is this called?  As a doctor, I didn't even give you the death penalty, and he couldn't cure you, so he himself despaired first.  I always thought that Little Emperor Xia was like a little white rabbit, but now it seems that he is nothing more than a jackal, tiger, or leopard in rabbit skin!  !  I get angry when I look at this kid, this rebellious mentality is not a bit of a star!  This kid was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, thinking that he was number one in the world, and his bad temper was second!  I can't get used to this smelly habit!  !

    So, I slapped the table and yelled at the top of my throat: "What nonsense are you talking about! Isn't it just a problem of haemorrhage, I will cure it for you!"

    After yelling, Xu Xiaogui hugged Xiao Hei and looked back at me, with an expression of watching the show, I was determined to die, I immediately regretted it.

    Who am I yelling at?  He is not an ordinary commoner, he is not my younger brother when I wandered around in the rivers and lakes, he is the grandson of the former Minister of Defense, the little emperor of the Xia family!  !  If I offend him, I offend the entire Xia family. For a little person like me who has no backing, no power, no money, I can crush an ant to death with a little finger.

    I was wrong, I was really wrong.  My mistake was that I shouldn't have offended little cousin Paozhu that night, so we wouldn't go home so late, and we wouldn't meet the beautiful blonde teacher, and we wouldn't be occupied by doves' nests at home, so I couldn't talk to Xiaoxiao  Dear, I am seriously dissatisfied, so I became angry and finally offended Emperor Xia!

    After hearing what I said, the fake little white rabbit smiled instead of anger, and said, "Uncle, do you know Festinger?"

    Festinger?  I was taken aback, seems very familiar, someone must have mentioned him in front of me before!  But in the face of children, you can't give in, otherwise he will always look down on you.

    "Oh, you said tip, we are very good buddies, ahem, we met last month"

    Just as I was talking triumphantly, the fake white rabbit laughed out loud, which made me stop abruptly, and almost choked me to death with my saliva.

    For the first time, I knew that I had a great talent for short storytelling. Seeing that I made the pseudo-white rabbit laugh, I laughed so hard that I turned backwards and forwards.

    "Haha, hahaha, what a big cow is flying in the sky! Ahaha"

    Xu Xiaogui also looked at me like an idiot

    Then, suddenly, a light flashed in my head, and I remembered!  A brother who was quite successful in psychology once mentioned to me, Festinger, isn¡¯t that a famous psychologist in country m, but he has been going to see Mr. Lincoln for many years  Then I still said that I met him last month and went to the underworld to meet him?  Besides, what if the underworld in country m is different from ours, shit!  Even if the underworld is the same, I don't want to see him, I haven't lived enough!  !

    I was hit hard, the pseudo-white rabbit laughed enough, and gave me a final fatal blow at the right time: "Uncle, let me tell you another secret, I didn't get dizzy when I was young, and I don't have any problems with bright red things now."  Resistance, I love chili sauce, ketchup, even I can watch very bloody movies, the only problem is that no one can bleed in front of me. Uncle, do you know the reason?"

    "I" I was speechless.

    "You don't know! Then uncle, please don't bother my grandpa when you are not fully sure of helping me, he is not in good health!" The fake white rabbit answered for me, "Xu Zhenyang, let's go!"

    "Oh." Xu Xiaogui put down Xiao Hei, made a face at me, and then quickly followed the fake white rabbit.

    For a moment, I was the only one left in the small clinic

    Deserted and lonely!

    "Meow"

    Well, there's another useless little black cat!

    Belittled by a little guy who is almost a round away from me

    In fact, when I think about it, I was really wishful thinking. I didn't understand Xia Xiaoming's question at all, so I promised that I would try my best to complete the task.  I'm not a pig's foot, and I don't have a golden finger to open it. How can I complete this task that those stronger and more powerful than me can't complete!

    There are many kinds of psychological problems, such as fear, likes and dislikes, nervous breakdown, negativity and pessimism, self-suggestion, and so on.  But I thought about it again, and the situation of the pseudo-white rabbit doesn't count either.  I even wondered if he was possessed by a ghost

    However, I am still very angry, because the false white rabbit left without giving me a chance to speak. Not only did he lose the business, but he also seriously despised my ability!  So I decided, I'm going to go back and go through all my materials completely, not three times once, not ten times three times, I don't believe it, and I still can't handle this Xiaoke's death!

    I kicked angrily, but it hit the glass table leg, and both legs were disabled.  This further confirms my determination to give that fake white rabbit a good look!

    I bounced back to the sofa and tilted, Xiao Hei glanced back at me, and then turned away bored

    When Mai Sike came in the afternoon, I still looked dead, Mai Sike originally wanted to say a few words to make fun of me, but when he turned around and saw Xiao Hei staring at him covetously, Mai Sike shuddered and hurriedly hid  There was a terrified roar from behind the sofa beneath me.

    Xiao Hei became interested, raised his fat paws and took a step forward, slammed his back against the sofa and took a step back, with a threatening growl in his throat.

    I was baffled by these two, what kind of situation is this?  Xiao Hei is afraid of mice, and he is afraid of Xiao Hei!

    I rubbed my chin, and I had a very brilliant idea in my heart!

    I knelt down, stopped Brother Si Ke's shoulder, and smiled harmlessly: "Brother, are you afraid of Xiao Hei?"

    Mai Sike was trembling all over, wanting to see me as if looking at a life-saving straw and nodding: "It'sit'sa bad thing"

    Bad stuff?  Oh, I see, there seems to be a saying in foreign countries that seeing a black cat will bring misfortune.

    I will grab the back of Xiao Hei's neck and lift him up.  Waving in front of Mai Sike, Miu Sike was so frightened that he almost scrambled to the corner of the wall, cursing dirtyly: "#@£¤%£¤&%#£¤  "

    Although my English is not good, at least I understand the meaning of the word Fake!

    "Dare to swear!" I threw Xiao Hei in front of him threateningly, "Speak human words!"

    "It, don't touch me!!" Mai Sike said to me while hiding.

    I have black lines all over my head, I swear, in fact, I just told him not to swear I don¡¯t know how he understands it, he knows that the language he speaks is not human

    "May I have your name?"

    ?Maiden stared at Xiao Hei in my hand, and asked and answered very meekly: "MaiMascoWeiweiWilliam"

    Yo, I'm so afraid of Xiao Hei, I'm stuttering!

    It seems that although Xiao Hei is afraid of mice and is a waste of cats, but for this one who is taller than me and can't win, it is definitely a use of waste!  !

    I really want to look up to the sky and laugh three times without image, this is really a cat in hand, I have the world!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)"It, don't touch me!!" Mai Sike said to me while hiding.

    I have black lines all over my head, I swear, in fact, I just told him not to swear I don¡¯t know how he understands it, he knows that the language he speaks is not human

    "May I have your name?"

    ?Maiden stared at Xiao Hei in my hand, and asked and answered very meekly: "MaiMascoWeiweiWilliam"

    Yo, I'm so afraid of Xiao Hei, I'm stuttering!

    It seems that although Xiao Hei is afraid of mice and is a waste of cats, but for this one who is taller than me and can't win, it is definitely a use of waste!  !

    I really want to look up to the sky and laugh three times without image, this is really a cat in hand, I have the world!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Fourteen, Men Are Really Difficult

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    I returned triumphantly like a general who has won a battle.  With Xiaohei's help today, I have gained a lot!

    At first, I thought that a person like Mai Sike who dared to do things like a bully was a pervert, but I didn't know that Mai Sike was a very innocent boy. He hadn't kissed a girl for so many years. That night  I didn't know which line was wrong at all. I wanted to get on the train first and pay for the ticket, but we messed up the yellow!  I asked him, do you know how to do it with a woman?  Mai Sike's very European-style face was flushed with suffocation, and he didn't want to answer, so I slipped Xiao Hei in front of his eyes.  He immediately shook his head like a rattle, pulling strange Chinese: "No, no, I know!"

    Wa hahaha.  My stomach hurts from laughing.  I don't know if Xiao Hei knows that this persimmon is too soft and comfortable to hold. It fits me very well. It doesn't push me, scratch me, or growl at me!  That pair of vertical pupils looked at Mai Sike unswervingly, and flicked his tail swollen like a feather duster in front of Mai Sike from time to time, showing off his power, it was really annoying!

    However, when I got home, I couldn't laugh anymore.

    Xiaoxiao They have already cooked the meal, waiting around the dining table for me alone, the firecracker leaning on his chin, knocking on the table with chopsticks, with a look of impatience.

    Xiaoxiao smiled happily when she saw me coming back, but when she saw my arm, she raised her eyebrows and walked over to help me carry the thermos as if nothing had happened.  Grabbed a handful of my crotch.

    It has been three days since I made out with Xiaoxiao.  You know, at my current age, there are not many other things, but the idea is very strong.  So in the next second, without my consent, my good brother stood up arrogantly and smiled complacently.  Sure enough, Xiaoxiao was very satisfied with my performance, pinched it hard, turned around with a satisfied smile, and left with her buttocks twisted.  And I was in so much pain my good brother was even more excited.  And the smile on Xiaoxiao's face made me suspicious, Xiaoxiao wanted to pinch her and ruin her sexual happiness for the rest of her life.

    Poor me, in order to prevent the madman and others from discovering my embarrassment, I can only hunched over and hurried through the narrow space like a single-plank bridge, and the goal went straight tothe toilet!

    Vaguely heard Xiaoxiao's hearty laughter: "Leave him alone, let's start!"

    When I finished solving my embarrassment and walked out, all that was left on the dining table was a bowl of soup with boiled pork slices and a few green cabbages.  I feel like a lonely, poor little cabbage on that white dish.

    When I was soaking in the spicy boiled pork slices soup and licking the rice grains in my mouth, Xiaoxiao yelled at me from the dormitory: "Second Xu, wash the dishes after eating. Anyway, you are full of energy!"

    I am silently in love with the Pacific Ocean

    Sure enough, men are really difficult, especially men who love their wives are even more difficult!  !

    ? To say too much is tears

    At night I once again slept restlessly in my furnished isolation room, which was as narrow as a matchbox.  I was dreaming all night, all kinds of dreams. When I woke up in the morning, when I squatted in the toilet to wash my underwear, the madman yawned and walked in with a mess of hair. He glanced at the things in my hand and looked  "I understand you" expression, I was really on the verge of collapse.

    Alas, the weekend.  This is a day that office workers look forward to, because today is a holiday.  It's a pity, not to me, of course there is a smile, our pair of fateful mandarin ducks went their separate ways early.  Despite Sunday, the small clinic doesn't have a single patient

    In fact, I have always had a dream.  I want to be rich!  I want my wife to live a good life, live in a small villa, and drive a car (in fact, Xiaoxiao has a driver's license, but unfortunately, I doubt if she will only touch the steering wheel during the driver's license test).  At that time, I can say to my daughter-in-law arrogantly: "Driving casually, it doesn't matter if the car hits you, as long as you are fine!"

    But now, with a monthly income of less than 2,000, it is not enough to buy a Sony headset!  I feel like I'm going crazy with money!  !

    I poked the pen straight into the notebook, money, money, money!

    Alas, Qian, you knife that kills without blood!  !

    For the next half month, I was annoyed about the money (of course, I was also very dedicated to find a solution to the problem of Emperor Xia's blood fainting, but I had no clue).

    Lao Li reported on time every day, and then sneaked out of my small clinic like a thief.

    Meiren Yao was introduced to Yuren by me, and now she is busy harassing Yuren every day Well, she is busy dating.  As for Yuren, he is very shy now, except for sending money to my account on time, he doesn't come to me very much.

    Little Emperor Xia doesn't trust me at all, and I don't know how he told Mr. Xia??Smell it on myself, a mixture of various perfumes and alcohol.  Those women touched my face, waist, and I can't think about it anymore, and I have goosebumps all over my body (this is scary).

    "Hehe, you're done" Yuren leaned crookedly on the sofa, pointed at me and laughed, his glasses almost fell off, half-hanging on his face to cover the blood mole on the bridge of his nose, and looked extraordinarily beautiful under the dim and ambiguous light  It was weird, I looked around, this is a completely closed room, no wonder there is a night atmosphere, there are messy wine bottles on the table, the rain man is really suitable for Chen Kang, it is absolutely for him to drink a thousand cups  Not a legend!

    I am done.  As it is now, if I go home, I will be skinned and boned by Xiaoxiao!  I dare not go home!  But if I don't go home, I think I will die even worse. I have already imagined the scene of my dead body being scrambled by wild dogs

    Rain Man suddenly and loudly burped, like thunder.

    Rain Man kept laughing until he fell to the floor, but I wanted to cry.

    I stared at Rain Man's perfect profile, and there was only one thought in my mind: beat him to death!

    "You want to frame me, why bother to use such an expensive move?"

    ? Rain Man seems to be really drunk, and he started bickering with me

    Yuren pointed at me and cursed: "Damn! Who asked you to introduce my girlfriend? I haven't met her before, she's so sticky, if I don't call her for an hour, I will say that I don't love her.  I don't know if she is round or flat, how could I fall in love with her!"

    "Puff haha!" I burst out laughing, it turns out that Yao Meiren is so tough!

    Rain Man got up and tried to pinch me: "You still dare to laugh? Believe it or not, I will order ten or eight girls to come in for you!"

    I quickly made a gesture of flattery, and said flatteringly: "Yes, yes, who is Brother Chen, that is the modern version of Wang Baochuan! I only love Xiu'er!"

    All of a sudden, he hit the fatal spot, and Yuren lost his arrogance all of a sudden: "Whether you like it or not, it's all in the past."

    "Some people just can't forget that piece of mistHey, brother Chen, what's sister Xiu'er's full name?"

    Rain Man glared at me: "Why do you ask this?"

    "I'm curious! You've seen my daughter-in-law, but I don't know Miss Xiu'er's name, how unfair! And it's only since you mentioned Miss Xiu'er last time, do you feel a lot better in your heart? See  Look, you don¡¯t feel that there are so many bugs now, do you? Hehe, it can be regarded as a kind of vent treatment.¡±

    "Bullshit, I just wanted to drag you into the water to hold back the nauseavomitActually, it's really disgustinghehe, her name is Wen Xiulian."

    "oh!"

    Thank God, it's really not my Xiaoxiao, nor my mother-in-law!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Fifteen, I will be gentle

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    "Uh, Brother Chen, I thinkI think" I faltered and said to Yuren, my face was hot.

    Rain Man waved his hand boldly: "What are you thinking, just say it!"

    "I want to go shit!"

    Rain Man's face turned green all of a sudden: "Whoago, goughreallyyou are so disgusting!"

    I glanced at Rain Man with disdain, and thought in my heart: You are not disgusting!  You are not disgusting, if you have the ability, don¡¯t eat and drink Lazard!

    I don't care what you say, I'm a hooligan, who am I afraid of!  !

    In fact, I don't think about it either, everyone has a small problem, some are not obvious, some are very prominent, and I just have a stomachache.  When I was nervous, I wanted to squat number 1, and when I wanted to squat number 1, my stomach hurt.  Well, actually, I don't want to offend everyone

    The moment I opened the door of the private room, my legs went limp again.  What do these three steps and one post, five steps and one post mean?

    Although I didn't have such a big fight when I came to Brilliant City to fool around with that group of younger brothers, but who am I?  Why is my brother Jiuri afraid of this small battle? My legs are shaking only because of me because I want to squat number 1, yes, I just want to squat number 1!  !

    "Sir, is there anything I need?"

    Uh I glanced at the beautiful woman in a small suit in front of me, showing her snow-white thighs. It's over, my stomach hurts even more.  No, I have to solve it quickly (please read gai) and get rid of it!

    "bathroom"

    "Okay, sir, please follow me."

    This chick's voice is so sweet, she has a really nice figure, her small waist is like a water snake, she twists and shakes desperately!  I feel like I'm about to pull my crotch

    After turning a corner, just when I thought this dead woman was going to take me to open a room, we came to a super luxurious bathroom.  When I walked in, I thought it was a presidential suite!

    The chick gave me a sweet smile and left.

    I rushed to the toilet door, slammed the door, and as soon as I untied the belt, I was in a hurry, so happy!

    Just at this moment, I thought of a poem, stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in my chesthuh?  No, why is my hand empty?  What about paper?  !  How did I forget to take the paper?  When I searched the pockets of my clothes and found no paper, I started looking in the toilet. No, how could there be no paper?  This unscientific!  !

    I squatted in the toilet until my feet became numb.

    I have two choices now. One is, I remember that there is paper towels next to the urinal, but now there is no one outside. If I lift my trousers and use the paper towels with bare buttocks, I can use them.  The second item is that I just pull up my pants now and don't wipe my ass (but if I do this, I believe my novel will end here, I don't think any friend would like such a disgusting pig's feet  ).  So, without hesitation at all, I chose the first option.

    So, I opened the door a small crack, good job, no one!  So, I carefully lifted my trouser belt and walked out naked.  I took three steps and made two steps at the same time, I felt guilty, I pulled two pieces of paper three times, squatted in this very indecent position in a hurry, wiped my buttocks, and was about to lift  When he pulled his pants, he was blocked.

    I just felt someone touch my butt, which made my hands tremble and my pants almost fell to the ground.

    "Tsk tsk, such a good guy, Chai Yanyan actually hides it from me, it's outrageous!"

    "What??" Lao Tzu's voice was definitely frightened and his hands trembling (if you are being played hooligan by a man in the men's bathroom, wouldn't you be angry?!), it is definitely not what the little hooligan behind me said.  Shy!  !

    "Are you shy? So it's still a virgin! Hehe, tell me, how much do you pay for a night? I bought you!"

    The next moment, Lao Tzu's hand was held by a hand with sharp joints and neatly cut nails.

    "Don't be afraid, I will be gentle tonight!"

    "Ah!~~~~~"

    I punched the man in the face, quickly picked up his pants, didn't even bother to fasten his belt, and threw himself on him with all his mighty punches!

    While beating and scolding: "Damn, I made you a pervert and a hooligan, I made you gentle!"

    The little rascal was beaten up by me and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, north and east, and he couldn't even block it with his hand.

    Lao Tzu blew on his recently long forehead hair, smiled, and asked, "Little rascal, am I gentle tonight?"

    A dead rascal!  She's just a pussy, and her hair hasn't even grown yet, so she dares to play hooligans, even Laozi Jiuri dares to play hooligans!  Don't know that Lao Tzu is the big brother of the hooligan - the old hooligan?

    ?This little rascal was so educated by me that he cried and cried, until the people guarding outside rushed in and pulled me away, otherwise I ?nbsp; The little hooligan looked unhappy: "Unlucky, it turned out to be the owner's chrysanthemum! Hmph Ouch!" The little hooligan covered his eyes angrily, turned and left.

    chrysanthemum?  Are there chrysanthemums here?  I looked around the toilet, but there were no flowers.  Today's kids, I really don't understand!  It's like a firecracker playing to death, painting his face so that his skin can't be seen, wearing inexplicable clothes, although he is still very cute, but is it necessary to make his eye pupils and hair color weird?

    well

    Yuren smiled hehe, talking about what to drink, what I want to drink and so on.

    Drink fart!  If you drink any more, you'll get alcohol poisoning!  !

    So I ignored the transgressive and affectionate eyes of the ladyboy, and dragged Yuren out.

    Along the way, I felt the heat on my back, the eyes of this ladyboy are too hot!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Sixteen, Ginseng, I'm So Unwilling

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    When I walked for more than half an hour and finally dragged Rainman out of glory, I suddenly remembered a very cruel thing-I only had 1 yuan in my pocket, how could I get drunk and unconscious with this  , the completely incapacitated Rain Man goes home?

    There is one thing to be thankful for, Yuren's wine is very good!  After he got drunk, besides asking me for a drink at the beginning, he then clung to me and slept like a dead dog well, he slept like a dead dog.

    Fortunately, my embarrassment was discovered by a ladyboy, and he (I still don't know if I should call her?) lent us his car.

    Shemale has a good heart!

    So I am very grateful to the boss, I think it is not authentic to always call someone a ladyboy boss in my heart, especially before I got in the car, the boss handed me a diamond card, which is the top VIP card in Brilliant City.  With a diamond card, you can get a 50% discount on consumption in Brilliant City, and you can also get a free set meal (these are written on the back of the card)!  Wow Kaka, I got rich!  Although there is a very pungent perfume smell on the card, although this card was given to me by the boss for Yuren's sake, although if I really took it to Brilliant City, I would definitely be broken by Xiaoxiao  , Although so many are added together, it still can't reduce the excitement in my heart!

    But when the bright red BMW came to a steady stop, my heart stopped for 17 seconds.  How can I explain to Xiaoxiao the mixed taste of my body and the rain man crawling on me half dead?

    Before I could think about this problem, Rain Man had already solved it for me. He vomited all over me, sour and stinky, I felt like I was about to be smoked to death

    But thanks to this, because when I almost tried my best to drag Yuren home, I saw Xiaoxiao, Jin Jing and Paozhu sitting on the sofa watching TV, which was broadcasting the songs and jokes of certain celebrities, and then smiled  Standing up, he walked towards me aggressively.  Then he stopped at a distance of five steps, pointed at the drunken Yuren who had long since passed out, and said with distaste, "Who is this? Go wash it up, it stinks to death!"

    After finishing speaking, Xiaoxiao came to help me help the rain man. With the help of Xiaoxiao, a pure man (?), we (?) easily helped the rain man to my space.

    Xiaoxiao is actually a woman with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart.  Because of her masculine looks and her ability to drink, she and all of my bros got along pretty quickly.  For the arrival of Yuren, Xiaoxiao understands very well, because I have a buddy who came to me for a drink when he was broken in love, of course he drank like a drunk.

    I was so tired that I fell on the floor like a dead dog. I always thought that tall people were thin, but I was wrong, Rainman is very heavy!  At least 70 kg!  !

    After a while, Paozhu reluctantly brought a cup of hangover tea, then smiled and brought in a pot of hot water, and handed it to me: "Xu, wipe him off."

    I haven't rested enough, I have to be busy again I always think that Yuren is a very troublesome person. Look, a person in his 30s is not stable at all!

    Remembering some things about Rain Man that pissed me off, I got a little harder!  Yuren grunted reluctantly, I didn't care about him, and I didn't know what he said, so I took off the glasses on his face casually.  Just as I was about to wipe his face, I smiled and lifted the curtain (this is my current door) and came in.

    "Xu, the water is hot, go and wash"

    Xiaoxiao's words stopped abruptly, and she stared at Yuren nonchalantly.  My heart skipped a beat, no way, is Xiaoxiao's mother really that Wen Xiulian?  !  The reason I don't suspect it's Xiaoxiao is that Xiaoxiao's first time was lost with me on the battle-hardened bed in the bedroom.

    Just as I was pinching the face towel and was at a loss, the next second Xiaoxiao rushed over. I thought Xiaoxiao was going to beat me up.  But Xiaoxiao didn¡¯t, she jumped onto my cot as if she had put spring coils under her feet, and quickly pinched Yuman¡¯s neck with both hands, and I immediately saw Rainman¡¯s face  Turned blue!

    "Chen Shimei! Heartbreaker! Auntie strangles you to death!!"

    I was shocked, threw away the washcloth, and immediately went to pull Xiaoxiao, just kidding, if Xiaoxiao really strangled Yuren to death, her life would be over!

    Pao Zhu and Jin Jing ran to the curtain, opened a crack and looked inside.  Seeing that Xiaoxiao didn¡¯t want to kill me, Paozhu and Jin Jing rushed in to help. In the chaos, Paozhu accidentally injured my face several times (I doubt it very much, Paozhu is completely revenge for the public!), I was beaten so hard  Venus.

    I have long said that Xiaoxiao loves firecrackers very much. Sure enough, Xiaoxiao was easily pulled out of my bedroom by Xiaoxiao and Jin Jing.

    After people went to the empty room, I threw the wash towel that I had just thrown on the ground into the basin, lifted the curtain and walked out.

    The TV is turned off, laughSitting in the middle, Jin Jing and Paozhu comforted her one by one, and I saw that Xiaoxiao's eyes were red!  Friends, you must know that Xiaoxiao has always been strong and manly!  Not to mention jealousy, blushing is unlikely to appear, so when I saw this scene, I had an urge to go back and strangle Rainman to death!  Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, I don't want to run around naked

    When Paozhu saw me coming out, he gave me a hard look.  I'm wronged, it's not my fault!

    Jin Jing glanced at me with a helpless expression, then pulled the reluctant firecracker into the bedroom.

    Smiling and wiping his face, he calmed down and asked me sharply, "How do you know that Chen Shimei?"

    I walked over and wanted to pull Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao slapped my hand away, it hurts!  !

    Smiling and grimacing!

    "Say it!"

    Well, I admit that I have "tracheitis", so I betrayed Rain Man without reservation and won Xiaoxiao's forgiveness.  From the time he went abroad to the current illness, he told me everything in detail.

    After finishing speaking, Xiaoxiao told me a big news: "Second Xu, do you know that it was Chen Shimei who ruined sister Zhou's family, and finally went crazy!"

    This unscientific!

    I remember that Xiaoxiao's neighbor's sister was surnamed Zhou, and she was crazy.  And Yuren's lover, named Wen Xiulian, married an old man twenty years older than her, and gave birth to a child

    There must be something wrong with some link!  !

    Let's talk about it. Yuren and Wen Xiulian fell in love and were beaten by their father. Wen Xiulian left Yuren with the money given by Chen's father, and Yuren went abroad to study.  After returning to China, Yuren found Wen Xiulian, and Wen Xiulian was married to an old man, and she had a son with the old man.  But where did that sister Zhou come from?  Could it be that Xiaoxiao admitted the wrong person?  Rain Man is not Chen Shimei, his name is Chen Kang.  You know, besides Lu Chi, Xiaoxiao has another point that it is easy to misidentify people. When I go shopping with Xiaoxiao, I have to bury my head in my crotch.  When I turned around, I didn't know him at all Xiaoxiao has a criminal record.  Or that sister Zhou actually loves Yuren very much, but Yuren doesn't love sister Zhou, so sister Zhou fell in love with each other and went crazy

    I rubbed the stubble that came out of my chin, this problem is very serious!  !

    "What are you doing? Don't believe me, I'm not talking nonsense! Not everyone has that red mole on his face, I can swear it!" Xiaoxiao held out three fingers.

    I hurriedly pulled Xiaoxiao's hand: "I believe it, I believe it, daughter-in-law, tell me, that sister Zhou and Yuuh, what happened to Chen Shimei?"

    Xiaoxiao has calmed down now, and she doesn¡¯t hate Yuren so much. Hearing what I said now, she couldn¡¯t figure out what was going on, so she murmured: ¡°I don¡¯t know very well.  8 years old. Anyway, at that time, I felt that sister Zhou liked him very much. I also saw him come to find sister Zhou and kiss in the streets, but he was not so tall at that time. Later sister Zhou broke up with him, and my  I always saw sister Zhou crying while looking at the window. Then it seemed that Uncle Zhou and the others had a car accident, and after Uncle Zhou and his funeral were done, sister Zhou moved away Then my mother sighed and said what a girl  , Crazy is crazy"

    Oops, I always thought that Yuren was an upright man, and I sympathized with Yuren.  But, I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect, Yuren actually learned from his ancestor Chen Shimei, playing with two boats!

    I hate this kind of man the most, who say one thing and do another, hypocrisy!

    Thankfully I rescued him from the shemale, thankfully I still regarded him as a good buddy, thankfully let him sleep comfortably in my bed, thankfully I scrubbed him before I even washed myself!  etc!  !  I haven't showered yet!  !  I said why there is always a sour and boozy smell. I thought it was because the fermented glutinous rice made by Xiaoxiao was broken, but now I remembered that it was vomited up by that smelly man (Yao Meiren's words)

    I'm at a loss!  !

    I jumped up like my butt was on fire, and shouted with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, I'll take a shower first!" Then I rushed to the bathroom like a ghost chasing after me.

    When I was taking a shower, I remembered something, I didn't seem to see a madman when I came back tonight.  Such a big movement, the madman can't stop watching, I seriously realized that the game is more important than life to the madman!  No wonder the Madman's parents are so anxious and angry about the Madman playing games, it's really heartbreaking!

    After coming out of the shower, Xiaoxiao gave me a very cold order!

    ¡ª¡ª"Throw that Chen Shimei out the door for me!"

    Is this not good Yuren is also a patient of my small clinic, not to mention the friendly relationship between his father and my old man.  For the sake of his consultation fee, I'd better let him sleep on the floor!

    So I kicked Yuren out of bed, Yuren still turned over and continued to snore like thunder.

    What do you think is so good about this rain man?  It's worth Wen Xiulian's good sister Zhou who loves him so crazily

    Ah, ginseng, it is so full of inexplicable unwillingness (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com)Yes, although the first generation is relative, the second generation is cousin, the third generation and the fourth generation can't recognize him, but for the sake of his medical fee, I'll let him sleep on the floor!

    So I kicked Yuren out of bed, Yuren still turned over and continued to snore like thunder.

    What do you think is so good about this rain man?  It's worth Wen Xiulian's good sister Zhou who loves him so crazily

    Ah, ginseng, it is so full of inexplicable unwillingness (Remember the website address of this website: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Seventeen, Occupying the latrine is not that much

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    The next day Xiaoxiao didn't go to work, and got up early in the morning to make breakfast.

    I know everyone has doubts, Xiaoxiao is not beautiful (should not be good enough for a handsome guy like me), she is not outstanding in figure, and has a tendency to domestic violence (she will do it when she gets excited), sometimes two people go out together,  People who don't know will think I'm gay, but I still love her very much.

    After waking up, I leaned against the kitchen door frame and looked at Xiaoxiao wearing a loose T-shirt and knee-length shorts, with her long hair tied up and hanging down her back, did the ends of her hair brush her buttocks that were not upturned?  This kind of flirtatious, specious provocation, I am not calm at all!

    However the body moves faster than the mind.

    After Xiaoxiao giggled, I realized that I was holding Xiaoxiao's very tenacious nipple with one hand, and half of Xiaoxiao's buttocks with one hand, teasing very ambiguously.

    Xiaoxiao was gasping for breath, short of breath, it seemed that she had been suffering a lot recently.

    I turned my hand in one direction and groped toward the base of Xiaoxiao's thighs. Xiaoxiao put her two snow-white hands from kneading glutinous rice balls on the edge of the basin, took a deep breath, and scolded with a smile: "You stinky!"  Rogue, how long have you been accumulating!"

    I bit Xiaoxiao's neck, listened to Xiaoxiao's gasp with satisfaction, and said viciously: "You sassy fox, you have saved a lot!"

    Just as I was about to do something unsuitable for children, a vague voice sounded from outside the kitchen.

    "Cousin, what shall we have for breakfast this morning"

    The next moment, Paozhu appeared in front of me and Xiaoxiao, rubbing her big eyes on her future beautiful little face.

    "Ah!!! Big color pig smelly hooligan!!!!"

    An earth-shattering scream frightened me and Xiaoxiao to separate quickly like an electric shock.  Then there was a sound of bang bang bang outside, first the madman's big scruffy face appeared in front of us, then Jin Jing poked her head out with a mouth full of foam, holding a toothbrush, and finally it was like entering outer space  The rain man with an inexplicable face, the face without glasses looks so handsome, and the three pairs of eyes stare at the three of us.

    I am thick-skinned, and I am very indifferent, but the smile is different. Although she is usually careless, it is still very embarrassing to be caught making out with me by a familiar person.  So Xiaoxiao stepped on my foot, the pain made me almost dance the golden rooster solo

    After that, the firecracker statue suddenly woke up, gave me a hard look, turned around and ran away.  The rest of us dispersed very consciously.  Madman continued to go back to play games, Jin Jing continued to wash, Yuren followed me, looking hesitant to speak, I found that Yuren didn't wear glasses on his face, I thought about it, it seemed that he was suppressed by Xiaoxiao last night  Broken.  Well, Rain Man actually looks more handsome without his glasses!  However, I did not bird him!

    To be honest, I look down on Yuren extremely now, thinking that he is handsome, so he messes with the relationship between men and women, and does disgusting things that step on two boats.  You must know that the ratio of men to women in our country is completely unequal now. Many single men have climbed Brokeback Mountain very rationally and decided to go to the base. He also occupied the quota of two men by himself, and made one crazy.  Standing in the latrine and not shitting!  It's really too cold-hearted, too much to criticize!  !

    ? After Xiaoxiao made breakfast¡ªglutinous rice balls, I felt that my love for Xiaoxiao had increased.  I know that Xiaoxiao hates Yuren very much, and I have already thought about Xiaoxiao's excuse for skipping a breakfast, but Xiaoxiao didn't let me lose face, she took Yuren's share.

    So our family of six (why do you feel so awkward?) sat in a narrow space and ate small glutinous rice balls made with a smile.

    Well, it looks delicious, and it tastes even better when you bite into it. This one is stuffed with peanuts, this one is stuffed with sesame seeds, yo, there are also stuffed bean paste, my Xiaoxiao is really capable!

    The five of us ate very satisfyingly, but for some reason, Yuren ate with pain on his face, what happened to him?  Still sweating profusely?  We didn't do anything to embarrass him, did we?  Is it a clean freak?

    I ate the glutinous rice balls that Xiaoxiao served me three times and twice, and immediately beat my feet and beat my chest, but the madman got ahead of me!  He has almost finished his second bowl. I found that the madman not only played crazy games, but also ate crazy.

    Smiling and asking me softly: "Would you like some more?"

    Then Xiaoxiao took my empty bowl and walked away with the smile of a happy little woman. As soon as Xiaoxiao entered the kitchen, Yuren asked me where the bathroom was, exhaling hot air.  I despised Yuren's gentleness in my heart, and pointed him in a direction, and Yuren ran over like a wild horse that had run free like a ghost chasing after him.  Then there is the sound of rushing water, yo, hangovers are such a bad thing, look, I have a stomachache.

    after a whileThe space of ?? jumps.

    My head is spinning!  He just stopped!  !

    "I remembered that Xiulian's mother remarried once. Her stepfather's surname was Zhou. Xiulian's stepfather promised her that she didn't change her name. It must be so, it must be so!!"

    I was dazed by the rain man, and finally came back to my senses, and I remembered a question!

    "But I smiled and said that sister Zhou is crazy! It was fourteen years ago!!"

    Yuren seemed to have been punched by someone, and fell on his back on the floor as if he lost his strength all of a sudden, with his palm covering his face, he murmured: "Impossible, this is impossible! How could it be really Xiulian?  How could Xiulian be crazy? Then what did I see before? What is going on here?"

    I know, Rain Man, he cried.

    Seeing this moment, I hope that Yuren is actually stepping on two boats.

    Xiaoxiao didn't know when she had come out, standing at the door of the toilet, looking at Yuren, looking at Yuren, with a sad and threatening expression on her face.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Eighteen, Don't Be Nervous, We Are Not Good People

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    After that, Rain Man sat on the sofa as if he had lost his soul.  Thinking about it, I thought that my lover had betrayed him, but in 15 years I learned that this was neither what he heard nor what he saw.

    "I blamed him wrongly"

    Xiaoxiao pulled me aside and whispered, and came to such a conclusion.

    When I was about to say something to comfort Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao suddenly rushed towards me: "Xu, you have to help Sister Zhou and Chen Shiuh, with him!"

    I rolled my eyes and was almost strangled to death by Xiaoxiao.  After I finally nodded fiercely and escaped from Xiaoxiao's hands at the cost of almost suffocating, my first sentence was: "We must find Sister Zhou first!"

    So Xiaoxiao took my mobile phone and went to the windowsill to make a call.

    I sat on the sofa and wanted to smoke, but I remembered that since the pack of cigarettes was taken away by Lao Lishun, I haven't saved enough money to buy cigarettes for a long time.  I looked at the wandering Yuren, and then looked back at Xiaoxiao. She nodded with a smile, responded to the other end of the phone, and finally hung up the phone and walked in.  I slapped my messy thumbnail away with a slap, and said, "My mother said she didn't know where sister Zhou moved to. She called to ask other people."

    So after Xiaoxiao and I waited for more than half an hour, my mobile phone finally rang, and Xiaoxiao almost grabbed my mobile phone.

    Just after answering the phone, she blushed with a smile.

    It was my mother who called and asked me when I would go home.  He looked at me with a smile, and replied politely that he would go back in two days.

    In fact, I was very hesitant to take Xiaoxiao home with me. The first time I took Xiaoxiao to see my old man and my mother, the old man grabbed a pole and chased him for two streets, cursing: "You bastard  , I gave birth to you in vain. If you don¡¯t learn well, you will be gay like others" Xiaoxiao dragged me for a long time, and I still had lingering fears after getting into the car.  The second time I went home was the Mid-Autumn Festival. Xiaoxiao bought a gift for my mother¡ªa pair of very fashionable high-heeled shoes. My mother sprained her foot when she wore them to buy vegetables the next day.  Xiaoxiao is very filial, but my old man always looks at Xiaoxiao with tinted glasses.

    Rain Man has now recovered, and he held my hand tightly, saying that he must find Xiu'er and ask us to help him.

    Xiaoxiao and I looked at each other, it was inevitable.

    Another half an hour later, my mother-in-law hadn't called yet, but she drove over and honked the horn downstairs.  When we went down, we saw a very fashionable young beauty leaning against the door of a Mercedes.  This car was bought by my mother-in-law on the second-hand car website. It didn't cost much. I paid for it and rebuilt it. Now it looks like new.  Xiaoxiao was very happy because she took the driving position.  My mother-in-law hadn¡¯t seen her for several months, and she even had her hair permed in big waves, dyed it reddish brown, and she looked several years younger again.

    When getting in the car, Yuren heard Xiaoxiao calling mom, and Yuren looked at my mother-in-law for a long time in wonder.

    My mother-in-law's surname is Wang, and her name is Wang Xiumei. To be honest, she looks very similar to her name!

    On the way, the mother-in-law told us an address - Hegui Hospital.

    I know this hospital. It is a very remote place in the suburbs. Apart from the neurology hospital, there is only one residential area within a five-mile radius.  And this hospital of mine is completely a bad coincidence, because I had a senior brother who told me who the tip was. He was crazy when he studied psychological problems, and every one of them was immersive and imitated patients.  In the end, he drove himself crazy, opening his mouth and shutting his mouth, so he is now a permanent resident of that hospital.  And this hospital is very good, if you want to see a patient, you can, you name the attending physician of the patient, and the attending physician will arrange a meeting as appropriate.  Otherwise, all will be blocked from the gate.  I know this because I've been here twice.

    My mother-in-law didn't know why we were looking for Sister Zhou, and she really, really didn't like me, so she just ignored me.  Yu Xin didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, and his eyes were always in a state of wandering.  Xiaoxiao was touching the steering wheel excitedly, and didn't care about the weird atmosphere of the four of us.

    When we arrived near the barren Hegui Hospital, our hearts were heavy.

    After getting out of the car, Xiaoxiaokuang was crazy enough, so he got down to business, and in front of Yuren and me, he put his arm around my mother-in-law and asked, "Mom, do you know about sister Zhou?"

    My mother-in-law was a little sad: "I know and I don't know. I only know that after her parents had an accident, she was picked up. Later, I heard those gossipers say that the girl is crazy. No, you asked me today, I am  Playing mahjong, I asked my mahjong friends, and I got to know a very explosive news! Brother Zhou and the others went.Folding his arms, he leaned obliquely against the wall of the alleyway.

    "Auntie, please open the door. I want to see Xiu'er. Please tell me where Xiu'er is! Please!!" The rain man lay on the door and slammed the door, but there was no movement inside.  The rain man turned his back to us, his shoulders shaking.

    ?It is said that men do not flick their tears lightly, but it is just that they have not yet reached the point of sadness

    I couldn't bear it, so I raised my voice and shouted: "Auntie, please open the door, Brother Chen really loves Sister Wen."

    Xiaoxiao squeezed my hand tightly, and also shouted inside: "Auntie, please help Brother Chen."

    Xiaoxiao really has watched too many Qiong Yao dramas, and she has spoken such powerful lines.

    There was still no movement inside.

    Seeing this, Yuren was a little desperate, he gave up knocking on the door, and knelt down with a "plop", right in the middle of the main entrance.

    I was dumbfounded when I was still smiling, and then my mother-in-law nodded, smoothed her perm-dyed fashionable hair, and smiled with satisfaction.

    Suddenly I felt my hand was pulled by a strong force, and I almost tripped, it was Xiaoxiao.

    Xiaoxiao pulled me and walked behind Yuren, you guessed it right, this woman wants me to kneel with Yuren together with her!  Sure enough, although Xiaoxiao looks like a man, she still can't be a man, doesn't she know that a man has gold under his knees!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Nineteen, You Look Like a King

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    None of the four of us made a sound, and I knelt until I lost consciousness in my knees.  Fortunately, not long after, an uncle came back.

    An angry voice sounded: "Old woman, I'm back!" Then an uncle pushing a bicycle came out of the dark alleyway.  The uncle had a pair of reading glasses pinned to his chest, and he was wearing a very old suit. Not only the style, but even the needle and thread were sewn by machines.  When he saw the four of us, he was stunned for a moment, then his eyes stopped on Yuren, and his lips trembled.

    My young and beautiful mother-in-law wanted to say hello to the uncle, but the uncle regarded her as nothing.  Then the uncle walked around us very firmly and went into the house.

    Xiaoxiao squeezed my finger hard, it hurts, I even heard a creaking sound.  Fortunately, I screamed, Xiaoxiao smiled at me apologetically.

    My young mother-in-law glanced at me helplessly, and I felt that I was several times lower in the impression of my future mother-in-law.  With such a daughter-in-law, I am already prepared to face such a blow, although I can't hold my head up long ago.

    After a while, the four of us heard slight quarrels and suppressed crying in the room. Xiaoxiao and I looked at each other, as if things had turned around.  I looked at the back of the rain man. The man's back was straight and motionless, like a stone statue.

    Sure enough, after about an hour, the aunt opened the door, and the strict uncle stood next to the aunt, with a sad expression on the rain watcher's face.  The aunt was obviously taken aback, because as soon as she opened the door, she saw Yuren and me kneeling in front of her with a smile. The aunt's eyes were swollen, and she was obviously crying.

    "Get up, you shouldn't kneel to me, you should kneel to Xiaolian's parents!" the aunt said, and began to rub the corners of her eyes again.

    Rain Man didn't get up, and still maintained the previous kneeling position: "Auntie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"

    The aunt did not listen to Yuren's apology, and looked at the air above Yuren's head: "I am not forgiving you, I am just worried that after I die, there will be no one to take care of Xiaolianyou can go to Doctor Fang, if  If Xiaolian wants to see you"

    The auntie didn't finish speaking, she covered her mouth fiercely, her face was deformed because of too much force, the uncle held the auntie's shoulders, whispered something in her ear, and then the auntie slammed the door shut again.

    Rain Man solemnly kowtowed to the house a few times before standing up tremblingly.

    Regardless of the numbness of my feet, I quickly got up and stepped forward, but Yuren refused: "Thank you, no need"

    I cut it loudly: "Who wants to help you, I just want to borrow a pickaxe from my aunt to dig gold!"

    Rainman frowned and looked at me, apparently inexplicable.

    "I know, I know, what Xu means is that a man has gold under his knees!" Xiaoxiao hugged my arm and laughed, lying on my body and twisting and twisting.

    Sure enough, in the face of love, a wise man will become a fool, let alone a rainy man.

    I shook one of my legs nonchalantly, with a grin on the corner of my mouth, shrugged my shoulders nonchalantly, and said in a low tone, "As you think"

    Rain Man was speechless for a long time, finally sighed, and said, "Second, you know? Sometimes I feel that youyou"

    Speaking of which, Yuren gave me a deep look. I don't know if he was thinking or couldn't find the words to describe me, because I saw his furrowed eyebrows getting deeper and deeper.  I didn't care, I shrugged and signaled him to continue.

    Rain Man's eyes lit up, and finally said: "I think you sometimes look like an ancient king."

    My self-confidence has skyrocketed, have you seen it?  Finally, a bole recognized me as a great horse. I always thought I was very strong. If I had been a very extraordinary talent before, todaysomeone finally appreciates me!  Rain Man, you are a good man with good eyesight!  !

    "What? How can he be like an ancient king?" My mother-in-law didn't believe it for a few times, and even stretched out her hand and rubbed her eyes vigorously.

    ?Smiling smugly, she looks so proud, as if she is my queenOf course, if I am the king, my queen must be her.  Xiaoxiao is very self-aware, she can't be my favorite concubine.

    "ChenBrother, which king does Xu look like, Qianlong, Yongzheng or Kangxi?" Xiaoxiao only knows these three kings, thanks to those actors who have become popular in half the sky, they played back and forth on TV  Countless times.

    I was posing with a cool poss, reached out and touched my hair, planning to get a handsome hairstyle to complement my current identity.

    Yuren shook his head regretfully, and said, "I'm sorry, it's not true. I'm talking about a Goujian, king of Yue from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period"

    Xiaoxiao looked puzzled, unable to understand what it meant.

    My mother-in-law burst out very shamelesslyLaugh out loud.

    I'm going to cut it!  Yu's talent is really tm, he turned a corner and scolded me, even the king of Yue knew about it.  You are Goujian, you are really cheap!  Your whole family is king!

    Because of this incident, I was very unhappy all the way. Really, I really don't like people like Yuren. Not to mention being tall, rich and handsome, he is also uniquely talented. In addition, there is a melancholy atmosphere because of love, and now I am even more sympathetic to him.  Women are attractive.  I bet, if it wasn't for sister Zhou's matter, my mother-in-law would probably be very satisfied with Yuren, and she would be more satisfied with me anyway.

    Finally, after the aggressiveness of the hounds, the careful inspection of the gatekeeper, and the long wait, we came in, Hegui Hospital!

    Dr. Fang is an old doctor with wrinkled face and a long white coat. I guess he is about 60 years old. He is a very kind old doctor.  But after he saw us and told us our intention with a smile on his face, he left us alone for a long time.

    Dr. Fang should be a very powerful doctor with qualifications, ability, and valuable experience.  He has his own office, and there is a woman in a white robe, sitting on the sofa, reading a book quietly, with shoulder-length hair well, I don't know the gender, since I know Boss Chai is a transvestite, I think  I think people's eyesight has deteriorated, and it is difficult for me to distinguish gender by appearance, especially in this era when men and women are very fashionable in dressing, I often don't know whether the person passing me is a man or a woman.  Let's assume that the man is a man, I saw that although the knuckles of his fingers holding the ancient book are slender and slender, they obviously don't look like women's.  He is a very non-existent man, because we waited for Dr. Fang in the room for about half an hour, and he never looked up at us, and his eyes never left the book in his hand, a book called "Oolong Courtyard"  .  But he is also a very dazzling existence, his manner is very elegant, his appearance is very beautiful, yes, it is beauty, the kind of neutral beauty between male and female, like a handsome man walking out of a painting  .But why do I finally feel that this noble and elegant person who looks like an ancient emperor (definitely not the king of Yue) gives me a very familiar feeling (I definitely don¡¯t say that because I see him beautiful, please believe me!)  

    Xiaoxiao is very curious about this place where neurology is studied. She screams and runs around for a while. I am worried that the nurses who walk past outside from time to time will take her away.  Fortunately, my mother-in-law calmed her down later, and the two sat down on the other side of the sofa, reading comic books with that wonderful man.

    And Rain Man, well, I know he's one of the main characters in these episodes, and I know I shouldn't forget he exists now, but since he said that bad joke that didn't feel like a bad joke, he completely indented  His tortoise shell has gone inside, and he has no sense of existence compared to air. He sits on a chair, spreads his hands, and has been studying his palm prints.  Look at his earnestness, he must be a good seed of a magic stick.

    I have been trying to communicate with Dr. Fang, but it was completely ineffective, and he ignored me.

    Until the evening, that is, after the normal dinner time, Dr. Fang slowly got up and walked outside. I stretched out my hand and opened my mouth. I really didn't know what to say to stop him.  Fortunately, when Dr. Fang opened the door, he said lightly: "Come on."

    I was stunned for a moment, but Yuren didn't. He stood up awkwardly, and hurriedly followed Dr. Fang.  I greeted Xiaoxiao and my mother-in-law, and the answer I got was: "You go, we will wait for you here."

    When I looked back again to find Dr. Fang and Yuren, I felt that I was about to be abandoned, so I quickly ran two steps to catch up with them.

    Dr. Fang is really old, he walks very slowly, and has severe snail crawling.

    Following Dr. Fang along the way, there were groups of people gathered together, and there was also a person talking to himself facing the wall, or giggling or dazed, and of course there were some drooling, making a lot of noise.  But to my relief, they didn't come around.  I understand why Dr. Fang brought us here at this time, because the patients who are full are busy with their own affairs, so they don't have time to take care of us.

    Walking through the general ward, before Dr. Fang planned to stop, I knew it. My sister, Xiulian, lived in the high-grade ward. I finally knew why the uncle and auntie didn't like Yuren so much, but they still kept the rain man.  Sister Xiulian told Yuren about it.

    Yuren has been in a state of fugue. I think he should be thinking about what to say, what to say, and what to do when he sees sister Xiulian for a while.  In fact, I think Rain Man is overthinking. If this kind of thing happens, he will definitely lose his ability to speak and act in a short while.  Of course, it's also possible that he didn't think so much, but was blaming himself.

    After walking for about fifteen minutes, Doctor Fang finally stopped in front of the door of a room that had been closed several times.  It's really closed, with a single wooden door, except that the cat's eye is replaced with a piece of glass, which is clean and has nothing.

    Dr. Fang leaned over the window to look, and then waved to us, motioning us to look in the window.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)Closed, with a single wooden door, except that the cat's eye was replaced with a piece of glass, it was clean and there was nothing.

    Dr. Fang leaned over the window to look, and then waved to us, motioning us to look in the window.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 20, there is no way out of doubts in the mountains and rivers, and it all depends on kneeling skills

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    Sure enough, when Yuren looked at the transparent glass with his head, tears came down.

    Inside is a piece of snow white, white quilt, pillow, white hospital gown, even her skin is white, her temples are a little gray, her uncombed hair hangs messily on her face, her chest has a peaceful face  Smile, her facial features are very delicate, belonging to the small and cute type, holding a pillow in her arms and holding it with a handkerchief. From the corners of his slightly squirming mouth, it can be seen that she is singing, maybe it is a lullaby, maybe it is  I can't find the words to describe her, but I can see such a picture in my eyes, it is a happy picture of a loving mother and a filial son.  If what my mother-in-law said is correct, then Xiulian may really have had a miscarriage, and she must have loved her child so much.

    Yuren squeezed his hands creakingly, and finally couldn't bear the grief and anger in his heart, and slammed his fists hard on the wooden door.

    "Don't!" Doctor Fang wanted to stop him, but he was a step too late.

    With two "bang bang", it slammed on the wooden door fiercely, making a terrifying loud noise. The rain man used all his strength.

    Xiulian was also startled by the sound, her body trembled, she suddenly threw the pillow in her hand and screamed, she squatted down with her head in her hands, screamed vigorously, and pulled the hair in her hands vigorously,  I pulled all of them into my hands, like a messy ball of wool. When I saw Xiulian screaming, her lips opened and closed, calling for children and Akang.

    I don't know if Yuren saw it, because Yuren covered his eyes and I couldn't see his expression clearly.  After yelling, Doctor Fang immediately opened a plastic cover on the door of the ward, and then pressed the red button inside.

    At this time, Xiulian suddenly threw things like crazy in the room, from the quilt to the pillow, and within two strokes, there was nothing to throw.  So she squatted in the corner, I thought she should be quiet for a while now, but she started to hit the wall with her head, and there was blood immediately, but Xiulian hit it hard as if she was completely unconscious.  I looked at it with trepidation in my heart, this is a completely desperate way of hitting, as if her head was struck by a clock or something

    At this time, a group of nurses came, and Dr. Fang pushed away the rain man who was in the way, and me.

    Hey, this old doctor looks like he walks tremblingly, but he actually has quite strong hands.

    I don't care if Yuren and I are left behind the nurses and Dr. Fang, but Yuren seems to be a big tree that has been struck by lightning.  With a pair of eyes, like a puppy abandoned in a heavy rainy day, looking at the passing pedestrians with wet eyes, scared and pitiful.

    I stretched out my hand, trying to pull him up, but just as I touched his shoulder, Yuren suddenly shivered as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, and then stood up awkwardly (fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise I might be plasticized by Yuren  ¡ª My nose is likely to be knocked down by him).  Then he ran straight into the ward, pulled away the nimble, young and beautiful nurses, and aimed straight at Xiulian who was restrained by the nurses on the bed.  Doctor Fang turned pale, and immediately called the nurse next to him with a syringe to stop Yuren.

    My heart skipped a beat.  In fact, I am not worried about whether Yuren will be injured if he rescues Xiulian. What I am afraid of is that the doctor and nurses may think that Yuren is an ordinary ward with his mouth roaring, furious, and his eyes cracked.  The patient came here to make trouble.

    Soon, Xiulian noticed Yuren.  As I said before, Yuren is very handsome, the kind who is very sunny and elegant, with a perfect side profile, and Yuren's appearance is actually very recognizable, because the blood mole on the bridge of his nose is very special, anyway  This is the first time I have seen a blood mole.  So I saw Xiulian's eyes suddenly brighten, and then she struggled crazily, trying to jump over to join Yuren, but the four nurses couldn't hold her down.

    Then I saw a very classic picture.

    The three nurses hugged their thighs, hugged their waists, pulled their arms, and pulled Yuren out of the ward. Yuren's other hand was free, and he stretched hard towards Xiulian.  Xiulian was pressed tightly on the bed by four nurses, but they were very dense, and one of Xiulian's hands was missed. While crying, she tried hard to reach out to Yuren.  Yuren and Xiulian's hands touched again and again, but they couldn't hold them. Doctor Fang stood in the middle, his eyes were sharp as if he wanted to choose someone to devour.

    This is simply the classic picture of the White Snake in "Legend of the New White Snake" in front of the Leifeng Pagoda being escorted by Faguan and Xu Xian. It's just that the real version of the White Snake in front of me is covered in blood and smeared all over her face. I can't tell her face apart.  More blood or more tears.

    Standing at the door, I was very conflicted. You said that I should hold down Dr. Fang now and threaten these nurses to let Yuren and Xiulian go. Is this a good way?  Or, I should follow the example of Rain Man and tear apart the nurse, but I think I may become ??? is in a state of wandering spirit, which makes me feel very awkward.

    So he put his hand on his shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Chen, don't worry, you have found sister Xiulian now, don't blame yourself, treat her well in the future!"

    Yuren nodded heavily: "I am sorry for her."

    Then he took my arm away and walked forward. The moment Yuren bowed his head, I still saw the grief in his eyes.

    When I walked out of the hospital gate and watched the ferocious wolf dog barking at us, I finally couldn't help the pride in my heart, became poetic, and sighed with my neck up.

    "Ah, there is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and it all depends on kneeling!"

    Rain Man shook his shoulders and clenched his hands into fists. I thought he was going to hit me, but he didn't, he just walked away quickly.

    My mother-in-law rewarded me with two sanitation balls very displeased, and walked away from me quickly with a smile.  I don't know why. To my mother-in-law, I have always been flattering and flattering. I didn't offend my mother-in-law before, right?  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 21, Suspected to be an old friend

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    The matter of Rain Man has come to an end, but mine is not over yet. I still go to work as usual, doing nothing.  When browsing the posts, I saw a very shocking event - Longteng company spent a lot of money on public testing!

    I clicked on it, and I was so excited!

    Longteng Company is the number one game company in our country. They never make repetitive games. Stand-alone games and large-scale games are the same. They are at the forefront of game development. From the previous 3D games to now, they have turned 4D games into "virtual  The 4D game "World" has been formulated, and many professional players have been invited for public testing.  This time they are conducting a public beta activity. Within a month, the player has the highest level of practice and the information provided to the company is the most perfect. They will give game players satisfactory rewards.

    1st place: 200,000 bonus, seven-day trip to Europe

    Second place: 100,000 bonus, seven-day trip to Sanya

    Third place: 20,000 bonus

    And players don't have to worry about cheating at all. Longteng invited a world-class game master, the king of the game for four consecutive game competitions¡ª¡ªKing of Fighters to be the referee.

    This is a public beta and a competition, and the qualifications for participation are advanced gamers and above.

    To be honest, at that moment, I even had a feeling in my heart that I left this small clinic that no one cares about and ran to follow the madman to level up and play games.

    I saw that the applicants had already lined up several pages, and the leader was the online game master - "Black Chalk".

    Probably people born in the 1980s of our generation know the legend about "black chalk".  And I have been his brain-dead fan since I first entered the game.  "Black Chalk" is a legend that no one can match, he is a god-like existence.  He has played many games and various characters, each of which shines on him.  Whether it is role-playing, puzzle-solving adventure, or real-time strategy, he can enter the state in an instant. I once thought he was cheating.  When "Black Chalk" became famous at the beginning, it was because he was a killer in an online game.  The head of a gang leader.  Since then, he has been worshiped as a god-killer by game lovers.  Not long after, someone saw a mage with the same name as "Black Powder 2". He had a high level and amazing lethality. Whether it was footwork or operation, it was amazing.  Afterwards, his ip was dug out by a troublemaker, and when it was revealed, all the players on the server were stunned. There were six characters in it, from "Black Chalk 1" to "Black Chalk 6", and each character had a different occupation.  The only thing in common is that they are all full-level, wearing a dazzling purple top-quality suit.

    At that time, it aroused great public outrage, thinking that he was an insider of the game company, or he took advantage of the bug of the game company, and even several players in the game service area stopped playing, which was dubbed by the people at that time - the black chalk incident  .  In the end, the game company came out to clarify the "black chalk" issue.

    However, this kind of thing happened to the game company, and the players had negative emotions, so the online game was forgotten by people.  Due to poor management, that game company was finally acquired by Longteng.  Since then, "black chalk" has disappeared from people's eyes.  This makes people who don't understand why he has some kind of blood feud with that game company.

    When it appeared later, it was "Black Chalk" who participated in the European game competition, but he did not appear in the final against the King of Fighters. In the end, the King of Fighters won the title of Game King for 4 times in a row.  It was later speculated that he might have run away without a fight out of fear, or contentment with what he had achieved, and to me, a loyal fan, it must have been the latter.

    What makes me even more excited is that on the last day of the competition, the live broadcast of the competition will be broadcast live on the LEDs in the city center.

    It must be something that both boys and girls are very excited to see their idols since they were young.  I was no exception. I stood up and jumped around several times, almost hitting the glass table a few times.

    Just when I was very excited, my small clinic welcomed a kind-hearted old man with a long beard and a fairy-like demeanor, with a kind smile on his face-this is Lao Zhang.

    I hurriedly straightened my clothes and greeted them with a smile.

    Lao Zhang waved his hand and refused to let me help him, he smiled and said, "Xiao Xu, I don't see you now, I've grown a lot taller!"

    I straightened my face. When I met Lao Zhang before, wasn't I the same height?  Have I grown taller recently?  No way, don't men grow sideways after the age of 26?  I still grow upright?

    Then Lao Zhang pressed his hand down, about to the level of my knee: "I saw you for the first time, you are only this tall, you are dirty, and there is still snot on your face"

    I hugged Lao Zhang'sCome on!  "

    In fact, I really don't want to go there, the old god he obviously greeted the kittens and puppies, such an insulting gesture, I can't go past it!  But I took a look at the glass table I changed the shape of, and I compromised

    I walked over in fear, the old god didn't do anything to me, he only said a word to me, which made my heart bloom like a flower!  Even if he wants me to offer him as a savior or a living Bodhisattva, I am willing!

    He said to me: "Don't you want to know the real reason why old man Xia's grandson is dizzy with blood? I can tell you."

    (Finally on the list, Xiaobei is so excited, thanks to cctv, thanks to mv, thanks to 17k, thanks to the adults in the new book review promotion team, and thanks to my dear friends) (Remember the website address of this site: www.hlnovel  .com

 Chapter 22, Damn playing with me!  !

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    I shivered (excited) at that time, and looked at the old god with adoring eyes. Now in my heart, he has changed from the unreliable identity of the old god stick to a shining golden light.  A real old fairy!

    I hugged the old immortal's big leg, and said hoarsely, "Master, please give me some advice!"

    The old fairy touched my face and said kindly: "Good boy!"

    Then the old god and I were very imageless, squatting on the edge of the sofa like two hooligans on the street, discussing the issue of Emperor Xia's blood-sickness.

    "About Xiaoxia, I only heard that old thing talk about it last year, so I traveled a lot this year, searched for a lot of information, and then I saw something in an ancient taboo book. A kind of  Evil thing, its name is witchcraft," the old fairy said here, and gave me a meaningful look.

    People have such a stink problem when they are old, that is, they want their stories to be wonderful and attract young people, even if the stories he tells are actually mediocre, even if they are old gods, they have such a very vulgar mentality.

    "What witchcraft?" I leaned on my chin and asked him.

    At this time, the old fairy touched two cigarettes from his long fluttering clothes. I identified them carefully, and they were two cigarettes with a Chinese appearance.  The old fairy threw me a stick casually, and I caught it hastily.

    Don't underestimate this cigarette, I think, this cigarette must be a kind of magic wand, for example, if you point at someone, you will become a puppy, or if you point at someone, you will be enchanted.  This is definitely a must-have for house robbery and home travel!

    I took the cigarette upside down and looked around, not knowing how to use it.

    "Old fairy, how to use this"

    I looked up and saw that the old fairy had already closed his mouth and was groping around himself, with a disappointed look on his face. I looked around in my small clinic, but I was still disappointed.  In the end, when he couldn't find it, the old fairy suddenly turned his right hand into a sword-like finger, and with a sound of "chi", flames formed on his fingertips.

    The old fairy closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and said weakly: "How else can I use it? Isn't it enough to light it up?"

    "ah?"

    Ciao, I thought that the old god couldn't be anything but ordinary, but I didn't know that it was really just an ordinary cigarette

    The old fairy who was startled by my voice opened his eyes and gave me a sideways glance. Seeing that I was holding a cigarette and not smoking, he thought that I had no fire, so he stretched his index finger and middle finger towards my mouth, which made me sit on the ground in fright.  go up.

    The old fairy continued to say: "You know witchcraft and poison, right? One is the sorcery spread from the West, and the other is the disgusting stuff from the ancient Central Plains. Well, let me put it more simply, witchcraft is the fairy tale "The Mermaid".  "The witch with mermaid hair in ". Miao Jiang, who specially raises Gu to control others, now understand? Witch Gu is an old immortal vampire in the West who has studied it for hundreds of years, combining witchcraft and Miao.  Gu's most evil side combined together."

    It's so amazing, even fairy tales come out!  I guess that after a while, this old magic stick will probably even say gods and demons, and Hongjun.

    I stared at the old fairy, my eyes urged, continue.

    "The one in Xiaoxia is the witchcraft, but don't worry, according to my analysis, he has the lowest level of witchcraft, which is harmless to the body, but the sense organs are very sensitive to human blood, such as dizziness, disgust  Wait for the discomfort. So there is chaos in the west. When a god or a demon appears, it will cause chaos. It is these harmful things. Wuliang Tianzun is not like our apprentice Taishang Laojun.  The elixirs refined are all for prolonging life and immortality." The old fairy threw the cigarette butts into the paper cup, and continued, "I guess it is probably his relatives who gave Xiao Xia this kind of thing.  "

    There really are gods and demons, Hongjun!  There is one more thing, the old magic stick also said vampires!  !

    The old god stick stroked his beard, and seemed to take a breath: "Let me tell you about the members of the Xia family. You have seen old Xia, his wife died early, and left him two children, one  One is a son, and the other is a son."

    I interjected: "You might as well say that both are sons."

    The old magic stick slapped me on the forehead: "This is called language art. Seeing that your hair is so short, why are you still ignorant!"

    I:""

    "Old man Xia had an older brother. When he went to the border defense to do missions, he blocked bullets for old man Xia and died. He was left with orphans and widows. His sister-in-law couldn't think about it, and died of depression not long after.The next two kids died?  "

    I wondered: "Isn't it an orphan?"

    "Yes, twins, twins, just one son, but there is also a daughter. Do you want me to say orphans and orphans? Don't interrupt, please!"

    I have thick, long, and big black lines all over my head, and I feel that I have a serious obstacle in communicating with the old god stick

    The old magic stick gave me a warning look: "So Mr. Xia brought up four children by himself. I don't know if it's a genetic problem. These four children have all joined the army when they grow up, and now they are all in charge of a party's security.  General. The twins are not yet married. The two sons of Mr. Xia, the eldest lost his leg during the exercise, but the second got married and had a son. Mr. Xia has only one grandson, Xiao Xia, this is  It is a single seedling in the real fertile land.¡±

    I scratched my head and scratched my head. Although I am an idealist, after seeing the old magic stick's fingers glowing, I was a little bit lost.  But the old magic stick said so much, it has nothing to do with me!  There is only one thing I want to know!

    "Just tell me, what should I do to get rid of his problem witchcraft?"

    The old god stick shook his head again and again, and said to me impatiently: "Why can't you listen to me at ease?"

    I:""

    "Actually, it's easy to get rid of the witchcraft. You just need to find out the person who cast the witchcraft, and put some blood into it."

    Having said that, the old god stick felt out a brown bottle from somewhere on his body, which was very smooth.

    "What's in here?"

    The old magic stick stroked the bottle mysteriously, and smiled at me, revealing two corn-like incisors: "There is nothing."

    I was sweating profusely, and was speechless: "that means that as long as the perpetrator is found, the little emperor can be dealt with?"

    The old magic stick followed me and read a sentence: "Little Emperor? Well, this title is very appropriate!"

    Then my head was attacked again!

    "How could it be so easy? This witchcraft was created by vampires, so we need something from vampires."

    "What's on a vampire?" I'm curious, this is a completely unknown field. Although I don't really believe in ghosts and gods, I'm still very keen on this kind of thing. You must know that my first novel was about  After an oriental man was bitten by a vampire, he learned magic from a Taoist priest. After many hardships, he finally combined the monsters from the east and the west, and became Qin Shihuang among the monsters and ghosts in history!  Later, when I got up to brush my teeth in the morning and saw blood on my neck, I was so happy that I jumped three feet high (the word Zhou Ji was brought into my elementary school once, and the teacher praised me for several days), I thought  From then on, I will become an awesome character, and the world will open up my thighs for me from now on, waiting for me to conquer (again a metaphor from God).  After the excitement was over, I calmly found that besides the blood on my neck, there was also a mosquito's unwilling corpse

    "Blood poison!" The old god stick stroked his beard with a serious face.

    Blood poison?  Is it the thing that hides in the fangs like snake venom?

    Suddenly, I thought of a question, I think if I don't ask, I will definitely regret it!

    "That, are these written in that taboo book?"

    The old god stick glanced at me as if you were really ignorant, and said proudly: "How can such a small problem be recorded in a taboo book! These are all my speculations!"

    Speculation What if you guess wrong?  ?

    Another point, I still don't believe in the theory of ghosts and gods in this world, if there are, then I have lived for 26 years, why haven't I seen a ghost yet!

    The old magic stick patted me on the shoulder, and said to me in a deliberative tone: "Don't worry, you are responsible for finding the person who cast the witchcraft, and I am responsible for the blood poison of the vampire. If it is good, you take it, if it is dangerous, I will go. How about it?"

    I puffed up my chest: "Uncle Zhang, your education is of great significance to the historical process. If you tell the great god xx about your idea, he may choose to adopt it. Maybe it's still a very good meme. But, I'm sorry.  , I still believe that science is omnipotent, and there are no ghosts and vampires in the world.¡±

    If it was true, I would have begged some vampire to bite me a long time ago!

    The old god stick was very shocked, his fingers trembled when he pointed at me, and his beard curled up.

    "Little bastard, wait for me!!"

    Then the old god stick went away in anger

    I am really innocent. If it were you, one day your good friend would call you and say that you won 5 million in lottery tickets. Would you believe it?  (Provided you haven't bought a lottery ticket!)

    Vampires, Taoist priests, zombies those are all things that only exist in movies and novels.  An ordinary guy like me, apart from being a bit handsome and thick-skinned, really has no other advantages. How could he be the protagonist of a movie or a novel? Is it so easy to be the protagonist?  The most exasperating thing is, don't the protagonists have hordes of beauties throwing themselves into their arms and hugging them, and the bastards all over their bodies are leaking, and the younger brothers flock to them?  Please look at Xiaoxiao, and the madman who has lived with me for more than a year

    If I am really some kind of protagonist, then I too failed!  !

    Well, in fact, I have another advantage, that is, I am very self-aware.

    So I didn't pay much attention to today's matter, and I continued to stay in my empty clinic, reading posts, reading novels, watching some kind of colorful movies, and then thinking about it when I went home alone, what if  How nice it is to be a rich man (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com)An ordinary guy like me, apart from being a bit handsome and thick-skinned, really has no other advantages. How could he be the protagonist of a movie or a novel? Is it so easy to be the protagonist?  The most exasperating thing is, don't the protagonists have hordes of beauties throwing themselves into their arms and hugging them, and the bastards all over their bodies are leaking, and the younger brothers flock to them?  Please look at Xiaoxiao, and the madman who has lived with me for more than a year

    If I am really some kind of protagonist, then I too failed!  !

    Well, in fact, I have another advantage, that is, I am very self-aware.

    So I didn't pay much attention to today's matter, and I continued to stay in my empty clinic, reading posts, reading novels, watching some colorful movies, and then thinking about it when I went home alone, what if  How nice it is to be a rich man (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 23, What is love in the world?  I'm big

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    No one was around in the afternoon, so I decided to give myself an early break and go home early.  When I got home, I found that Xiaoxiao had already gone home and was cooking in the kitchen.  I still remember the game public beta competition, and I was about to talk to the madman.

    However, he saw the madman sitting in front of the TV, dozing off, and kept patting his face, looking tired.

    "Xiaodong, do you know that Longteng Company invested a huge amount of money to establish a game competition?"

    The madman glanced back at me, then nodded blankly.

    I was surprised: "You have no idea?"

    The madman spoke like a ghost: "Yes I have already signed up"

    Why do you still look like you're going to die after you've signed up?

    "Then what's wrong with you? You are not qualified enough and people won't let you participate?"

    The madman said lightly: "The time for the competition is daytime, and I am adjusting my schedule"

    learn!

    I patted the madman on the shoulder and encouraged him silently.  The madman glanced at me gratefully, then his eyes continued to be blank, and he continued to droop his head like a chicken pecking at rice. Then he woke up suddenly and gave himself another slap in the face.  My face hurts just looking at it!

    Paozhu came back with Jin Jing, two beauties walking together, really eye-catching!  It's just that one is a firecracker who is afraid of chaos in the world, and I don't like it very much, and the other is a scheming mixed-race beauty. I can't tell whether she is good or bad, but I think her sly eyes are always on  what to explore.

    But I'm fine.  Don't they all say that a beautiful woman is a disaster, and a beautiful daughter-in-law is a disaster? As far as Xiaoxiao's figure and appearance are concerned, I must be a good person and live a safe life.

    "Doctor Nine woo woo woo"

    Xiaomei Yao is very sad this time because she failed to fall in love with Yuren, and she has come to me to complain about it for four consecutive days.  To say that men are a virtue, to say that men are not considerate, to say that men Anyway, it is all kinds of complaints, I am already familiar with it, and I have memorized it fluently.

    "Don't cry, don't cry, speak slowly." I handed over a box of paper and comforted me repeatedly.

    Xiaomei Yao cried until her eyes were swollen, and I felt a deep sense of guilt. It was because of my lack of consideration that I involved Yao Xiaomei in the matter of Yuren.

    "How can he always turn off the phone and not answer my calls? How can he say that he is busy with work when I miss him? How can he talk about it later! How can he completely ignore my feelings" Yao Xiaomei said  Clutching a handful of paper in the palm of his hand, he kept greeting his face. Fortunately, he didn't have any makeup on, otherwise his face wouldn't look good.

    I sighed: "Men are animals that think from the lower body"

    Yao Xiaomei stopped crying, unconsciously rubbed the doll's face with her hands, blushed, and said falteringly: "This time is different, we haven't even held hands, he is going to break up with me  I think he is the first man who didn't please me because my dad is rich!"

    Huh~ I finally changed the subject, and I will continue to work hard: "Why don't you reveal your identity next time when you fall in love, so that you can detect whether a man loves you deeply or loves money deeply!"

    "But paper can't hold fire, and it will be known eventually. At that time, he must think that I look down on his status and won't forgive me" Tears flashed in Yao Xiaomei's eyes, and I yelled that it was not good.

    "Then find someone with the right family, a strong alliance will help your father's company develop better!"

    Xiaomei Yao tugged on the puppet's ears and continued to shake her head: "No, he will love his career more than me"

    It's better to laugh at my family. I don't have a car or a house, and I don't have to hand in homework on time every day. As long as I don't fool around and fight outside, Xiaoxiao always keeps one eye open, closes one eye, and follows me wholeheartedly!  !  Thinking about it this way, I found that I love her even more.

    "Then Miss Yao, what kind of one are you looking for?"

    Xiaomei Yao tilted her head and thought for a while: "Be gentle, considerate, and caring. Keep your phone switched on 24 hours a day, and think of me all the time"

    This is the request too high!

    Alas, in this world, apart from teeth that are hard to pull out, that is love.  I always feel that after seeing Miss Yao, I sigh more and more!

    "There are very few men like this"

    Xiaomei Yao sniffed and said unwillingly: "Less does not mean nothing!"

    Well, just don't despair.

    "My little mother asked me to go on a blind date tomorrow. She said that she is a very capable man. In fact, whether he is capable or not is second. The key is to love me. I think a good man can't be found" Yao Xiao  The beauty sighed and touched her again.; Zhu Xiongjian is very cheerful, I love Teacher Zhu very much, and Xiaoxiao also loves Teacher Zhu very much, because he was the first to support me and Xiaoxiao, although he said a lot at the time that we couldn't understand  Inexplicable words.  I think about it, as if he said: "Xiao Er, since you have chosen this path, don't give up, stay together, don't care about other people's eyes, don't care about other people's attitudes, as long as you hold hands, nothing will matter."  feared!"

    Just like that, I made an agreement with Mr. Zhu.

    In fact, my senior brother not only learned psychological knowledge from Mr. Zhu, but also learned a lot of tricks.  I think back then I lived in the dormitory next door to him. In the winter, I couldn¡¯t sleep in even if I wanted to. I had to buy breakfast for my brother.  For example, while taking a bath in the big bathhouse, someone stole her underwear, so she could only go back to the dormitory with her lower body open.  For example, after I drink half of the water sold, someone will take it away.  For example, the clothes in my closet will disappear from time to time and show up on someone.  That's enough, what I can't stand the most is that he even snatched my teacup for drinking water!

    I didn't understand it at the time, but now I know, this this is indirect kissing!

    I think this will make Xiaoxiao misunderstand him.

    So I have an unreasonable sense of hostility towards the man wearing glasses. I think it was all caused by my senior brother in college.

    So when I locked the small clinic and walked home, I kept thinking about how to explain to Xiaoxiao.  What's more, the two-bedroom, one-living room I shared with the madman has already accommodated five people, and now there is one more person, can it be accommodated?

    The young boss wearing glasses on the opposite side greeted me with a smile: "Doctor Nine Days, did you go home so early today?"

    "Yes, brother, I'll take a step first." I waved to the glasses.

    I don¡¯t know why, since I captured Xiao Hei to the glasses boss three days ago, the glasses look at me a little more hesitant to speak.  I'm worried right now, so I don't care about him.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 25, A Perpetual Calendar

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    [Hello, this is the xx police station branch.  ¡¿

    I was so frightened by the voice that my hands trembled, and the phone slipped out.

    It's over, I shook my hands just now, but I actually got through the phone!

    ¡¾Hey, what's the matter?  please speak!  ¡¿

    say?  Say what, say I have a vampire here, ask for help, or say I have a psychopath here (that's me, I said vampires must be sent to Hegui by dedicated police uncles)

    At this time, the old godstick picked up my mobile phone with a blank face, put it in his ear and smiled kindly, with a very nice tone: "Daqiang, you come home early from get off work today, dad made you your favorite food Stewed Chicken with Mushrooms.¡±

    [Uncle, you have dialed the wrong number. This is the xx police station. There is no one named Daqiang.  ¡¿

    The old magic stick imitated me, sat on the ground in an indecent posture, and said kindly: "How could it be possible to make a mistake? Daqiang, husband and wife, quarreling at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, Xiaofang even admitted it was wrong, you are a big  Men, don't be petty, come back early, I will pick up my grandson first, don't talk, hang up!"

    [You are really wrong]

    Without hesitation, Dashen stick hung up the phone and threw it to me.

    Ginger is still old and spicy!  That's awesome!  Even the police dared to fool you, and even called him the father of the police!  Such a twists and turns of the storyline in such a short time!  I deeply admire it, it is simply a model for my generation to worship!  I don't think anyone involved in propaganda can tell a story without an old magic stick.

    Then the old magic stick supported his knees with one hand, squatted halfway, stretched out the other hand and poked my face: "Bastard boy, what did you just say?"

    I am wronged: "It's your own appearance that makes people suspicious! It looks like excessive indulgence, and that vampire seems to have been raped"

    The old magic stick pointed at me: "You you"

    You waited for a long time, and finally choked out two words: "Unreasonable, unreasonable!!"

    I:""

    The old god stick was indignant: "Do you know that I squatted by the trash can for three days and three nights in order to catch this cunning bastard!?"

    I said why I smelled a sour, smelly and rotten smell before, and my feeling was that there was such a huge piece of garbage in front of my eyes!

    I held my phone, looked at the old magic stick, and then at the vampire who didn't know whether it was dead or alive, and suddenly jumped up.  I opened the man's lips to reveal the sharp fangs. I was so excited that I stretched out my wrist and rubbed against the tip of the fangs.  It's getting closer, it's getting closer!  The exciting moment has arrived, I will soon become a vampire, I will soon become a big shot, I will be able to travel through the sky and the earth, and I will be invincible in the world!  Wa hahaha.

    "Bastard boy, what are you doing!?"

    With a sting in my neck, I said extremely firmly: "I want to be a vampire!!"

    The old god stick did not know where to find the brown bottle from before, and threw it at me: "Look at this first!"

    I don't care what the old magic stick shows me, I will definitely be bitten by a vampire, and I will definitely be a successful vampire!  !

    I uncorked the bottle with a displeased expression, and a smell more disgusting than stinky tofu came to my face. It smelled like a carrion Although I was lucky enough not to smell the smell of carrion, it was so disgusting that I almost lost my mind  Spit it out!

    "What is this? It's disgusting!!"

    I threw it casually and threw it out.  The old magic stick hurriedly flew to catch it, and stared at me as if I had ruined his life.

    "Don't you want to be bitten by a vampire? There is no blood poison in this vampire fang. If you want to get blood poison, this is blood poison. Drink it!" The old magic stick said and held the bottle in front of my eyes  Shaking.

    "Ouch" I retched a few times and drank it. This task is too difficult!  !

    I looked at the old magic stick expectantly: "Is there any other way?"

    The old magic stick sat on the ground, with his legs spread wide apart, and he picked his scorched teeth with his fingernails in a hurry: "There is another one, that is, I will kill you first, and then let me release your soul with Zhang Talisman."  to him."

    I looked along the fingers of the old magic stick, and the group of mortal things suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.  I think I'd better drink blood poison!  !

    "No way! So ruthless?! I have always wanted to ask a question. Is he dead or alive?"

    "Of course he didn't die. I just took his blood poison away. He needs to rest for half a month before he can return to normal. It means sleeping for half a month."

    I was shocked: "Sleeping for half a month? Don't you eat or drink?"

    "Of course, otherwise how could he breatheFart!  Disciple, if you can't get along with anyone, don't get along with money, right?  You must know that Mr. Xia is the former Minister of National Defense. If you cure his precious grandson, your future will be limitless.  If Mr. Xia is happy, he may introduce a bunch of patients to you, then you will be famous in the future!  "The old god stick taught earnestly, with a look of hating iron but not steel.

    I am loose.

    I am a gnawing old man, I am a little boy, and I am very useless.  But I still have ideals, pursuits, and a dignified man!  So I promised the old magic stick to go to Xia Mansion with him on Tuesday.  In fact, I don't really want to go to the wealthy compound, but for the sake of RMB, I compromise!

    At this time, the old magic stick stared at my face as if he had discovered a new world, and made a wretched click.  I hurriedly took a step back, staring at the old stick vigilantly.  Ever since I met the vampire, I have always been very worried about the aesthetic concept of the old magic stick!

    The old magic stick smacked his chin and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, my disciple's face"

    "You've become handsome, haven't you!" I hurriedly interrupted the old god stick.

    The old god stick was stunned.

    I reached out and wiped two strands of my hair, made a very cool hairstyle, and then put my hands on my chin in a pistol position, posing in a pose that I thought was very handsome: "Ben Shao feels unwell recently, he is a little taller and more handsome  !Hahaha."

    I shouldn't get carried away, really, because when I got carried away, the old god stick slipped away.  And left me with a very unstable penis - the ex-vampire is still sleeping with me!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 26, Look, It's Superman

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    The old god stick just threw that half-dead vampire here, and I have to give him medicine. I knew that the old god stick shouldn't have hit him so hard. As for his wound, I don't think it will be able to recover in two months  come here.

    In fact, in my impression, vampires are like those in a certain domestic movie, foraging for food every night, sleeping during the day, hanging upside down somewhere like a bat, or looking for a coffin to lie in like a zombie.  Or vampires are all like those in foreign movies, with elegant manners, gentlemanly demeanor, and handsome looks.

    ?But I took a look at the vampire whose blood was wiped clean by me. He was not handsome at all, he was of the delicate type. His face was too pale, as if he had anemia, or leukemia.  In a hot summer, in a small clinic of 20 square meters, a person who can hardly even breathe (he is considered a human being, the old god stick said that he will not have the ability to be a vampire after waking up), anyway, I feel that he is infiltrated.  panic.

    I poured out the blood like a thief. The small clinic is very narrow. The vampire is about 1.75 meters tall by visual inspection.  My sofa is not enough for him to sleep, so his head is sleeping on the edge of the sofa, and his legs are on the ground.

    I looked at the shape of this vampire for a long time, and finally I moved him and put it in a corner, and then I found a white coat from my medical cabinet and put it on him, so that no matter who comes in to see  When you see him, you will feel that he is sleeping, and there is no sense of disobedience.

    I was relieved after packing everything up, Lao Zhang, that old stick, killed me now!

    I have a deep feeling that I, an honest and good-natured commoner, am simply meant to be betrayed by them!  !

    During this period of time, Paozhu is about to take the entrance exam, and Xiaoxiao is busy making delicious food to supplement Paozhu's body, but I still feel that Paozhu has lost weight at a speed visible to the naked eye.  Xiaoxiao, that heartache, day and night changing ways to make soup for firecrackers.  Let me, a young, energetic man, feel like I'm going to have a nosebleed as soon as I step through the door recently.

    Regarding my brother's coming, I haven't told Xiaoxiao yet, because I don't know how to speak.

    Although I am very, very reluctant, this day will always come.

    The next day, I was sitting on pins and needles in the small clinic. When Lao Li came to report on time, I didn¡¯t even bother to talk to him, but I found that Lao Li seemed to be preoccupied.  Li made a few jokes, but today I was troubled in my heart, so I just waved to Lao Li, and then continued to droop my head, listless.

    In the middle of the morning, around 11 o'clock, a middle-aged man in a white shirt walked in, with a silver-gray suit hanging on his wrist, his black hair was well-styled, and his forehead was naturally drooping.  A few strands of hair made him look a bit naughty and cute.

    I hurried up to meet him: "Mr. Zhu, why didn't you call ahead when you came?"

    "Hehe, it's okay, Xiaoer, hurry up, your brother is behind, go and help him get things." Zhu Xiongjian threw his coat on the fabric sofa and sat on it.

    I thought that my senior brother brought a lot of things, so I hurriedly agreed. I was worried that senior brother Xuanyuan, who had been ill for five or six years, would faint while carrying things.

    I ran out in a hurry and passed by a beautiful woman in white.  The beauty has long hair, a slender face, and a computer bag on her back. When I passed by, I smelled a very charming musk.  Everyone has a love of beauty, but this has nothing to do with my senior brother, so I just took a look, then ran away quickly, came to my teacher's Audi, and looked in through the car window.  No.

    I was shocked at the time!

    Gone people are gone

    I looked around, but there was no sign of my brother

    I'm blaming myself, I shouldn't have looked at the beauties on the way here, I shouldn't have walked over in a hurry.  I even complained a little in my heart to Mr. Zhu, who was so kind to me, why didn't he bring my brother into the house?

    Fifteen minutes later, I walked back like a frost-beaten eggplant.

    As soon as I entered the door, I saw Zhu Xiongjian and a beautiful woman in white bent over, lifted my white coat to see the vampire's condition.  I secretly yelled bad!  I came this morning, and I haven¡¯t seen the vampire until now. If Teacher Zhu sees the vampire¡¯s horror, then how I treated the old magic stick yesterday afternoon, Teacher Zhu will treat me today

    "Stop!!" I made a decisive decision, raised my hands high, and yelled.

    Zhu Xiongjian let go, and the lifted white coat floated down, covering the face of the vampire. Zhu Xiongjian and the beautiful woman in white? 

    Alas, don't talk anymore, if you talk too much, you will have to cry a tear!

    What I am worried about now is that I am always Xiaoxiao's little boy, and now I have two more. If I do this, the marriage between me and Xiaoxiao will be extended indefinitely!  !  Look at my teacher, everyone has become a father. I think with my income level, when my teacher becomes a grandfather, I may not be a father yet.

    Then I took advantage of Xuanyuan being entangled by Mai Sike, I ran over and took a look at the vampire, and I was so scared that I thought I saw a ghost (well, vampire already had a ghost word).  The recovery ability of this vampire is too tough!  In just one night, the injury on my face fully healed, no wonder I escaped from under Zhu Xiongjian's nose.

    When I went back in the afternoon, I couldn't go back by car with my brother because of the funds in hand.

    It doesn't matter to my brother, but there is one thing, he won't let me touch his things.

    I couldn't find a topic to discuss with my senior brother, so the two walked together sullenly.  When I was about to get home, a group of children were chattering around a big tree.

    "What's the matter?" I walked over and asked.

    "Our ball is on it." A slightly older child pointed to a branch above the book and said.

    I looked up and couldn't help sighing: "It's so high!"

    How did they kick the black and white football on a tree branch about ten meters high?

    "That's right, when Xiao Zhong wanted to climb up to get it, he fell down."

    Children are just so naughty. Back then, our brothers kicked football onto the roof.  No, it was my brother Jiu Ri who flew over the eaves and walked over the wall to take it down!

    I flicked up my sleeves, trying to climb up and help them take them off.

    Suddenly a breeze blew by.  The next second I heard some children exclaiming: "Wow! Look, it's Superman!!"

    I followed the eyes of the child, only to see a huge white cloth slipping past the corner of my eyes, which almost made tears fall out of my eyes, and then I saw a pair of slender and white hands holding a football.

    "Brother, brother, are you Superman?"

    I was so shocked that my eyeballs almost popped out!  Xuanyuan didn't hang on to Wia just now, he just flew up so straight!  Then I took off the football, and the clothes fluttered down!  !

    "What is Superman?"

    The children stared at the stars: "He is a very powerful person! Superman!"

    I put my hand on Xuanyuan's shoulder and smiled: "He's not a superman, but a superman wears his underwear outside. This is Brother Immortal!!"

    "Wow, Brother Immortal! We saw Elder Immortal!!" The children dispersed in a rush, shouting happily and running away.  I guess they must have gone to tell their friends the good news.

    Xuanyuan stared at my paws on his shoulders, and said with a half-smile: "Xiao Er, aren't you very afraid of me?"

    The smile on my face froze, and I hurriedly said: "What's the matter! This is slander, pure slander." Xuanyuan didn't care about me, but just looked at me with that look, which made me put down my paw embarrassingly at last.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Twenty Seven, Ouch, Fuck!

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    For Xuanyuan's arrival, Xiaoxiao is actually very happy, because Xiaoxiao has seen Xuanyuan before, that is, the kid who looks like a king in Dr. Fang's infirmary when Yuren was looking for true love.

    Paozhu also likes Xuanyuan very much, she even treasured her for many years, she is like a treasure, that big white robe was used as pajamas for Xuanyuan, I think it is all thanks to Xuanyuan's handsome face!

    It's just that I have problems sleeping at night.

    The bed in my bedroom was fairly big, so it was firmly occupied by three women, Xiaoxiao, Paozhu, and Jin Jing, and there was no room for me at all.  The small bedroom I am temporarily remodeling is very small, and the bed is made of wooden boards. In such a narrow space, I cannot add another bed.

    Now that there is an extra Xuanyuan, I have three options for sleeping at night.

    The first plan: Xuanyuan and I sleep together.  But I'm afraid that neurological problems will be contagious (although this is unscientific), and I always feel that Xuanyuan's eyes are oozing panic when he looks at me now, and I dare not make intimate contact with him.

    The second set of plans: I will make a floor bunk, leave the wooden bed for Xuanyuan, and I will sleep on the floor bunk.

    The third set of plans: I will squeeze with the madman.  But I took a look at the madman's greasy hair and the dense dandruff on the hair roots, and I felt that something dirty was in my eyes!

    In the end, I chose the second option.

    The weather is so hot, it is good to sleep on the floor, it is cool!  And it's roomy, so I never have to worry about falling out of bed in the middle of the night!  !

    The next day, as soon as I woke up, I found a pair of big piercing eyes staring at me in a daze. I don¡¯t know if it was my illusion. I think those eyes are a little nervous

    Jin Jing and Paozhu went to school. After Xiaoxiao woke me up, they also left for work. The madman was preparing for the game competition in his room.  He has participated in the competition for so many days, and he doesn't know how the battle is going, and he doesn't know if he has a chance to win the prize.

    After Xuanyuan and I had breakfast, we stared at Xuanyuan for a long time, and finally I was defeated, and I consciously took the dishes to wash.

    It was agreed before that I would go to Xia¡¯s hometown with the old god stick today, so when I went out, I called Lao Li and said that I don¡¯t have to go to my place to report today. Lao Li agreed to come down, and his voice was a little regretful.  I seriously doubt he's just upset because he can't look at the pretty old lady.

    I met the old god stick at the agreed place, the old god stick is very well dressed today, wearing a navy blue robe, with his long beard hanging down his chest and silver hair, if you don't look at his chubby belly, he is very fairy-like  bone.  Then stalked like two mice and hailed a taxi for us.  As soon as I got on the bus, the old god stick closed his eyes and took a nap. I didn't care whether I took the bus or took a taxi, anyway, I only had two dollars in my pocket.

    The taxi driver stopped at an intersection in the city center.

    The old magic stick glared at me several times, but I was unmoved. I have no money on me. What do you want me to do?  Well, I was a little embarrassed by the old god stick, so I had to take out the only two dollars I had on me.

    The old god stick looked at the two yuan in my hand, and he really couldn't pay the fare, so he finally sighed, took out twenty yuan from his pocket, and handed it to the driver.  Then he waved his hand and said boldly, "Don't look for it anymore!"

    Immediately, I saw two black, thick and long black lines hanging on the driver's brother's face: it's exactly 20 yuan fare, I'm looking for it!

    After getting out of the car, the driver looked at me and the old god stick with contempt, then closed the car door, a beautiful drift, and then a puff of black smoke came out of the car's buttocks, and he drove away.

    And the old magic stick took me for about ten minutes, and arrived at the basement of a shopping mall with a parking lot. I looked around, feeling so strange, and I couldn't get the direction here.

    "Master, this is Mr. Xia's mansion?" I looked around at the many and various small cars around me, and really didn't know what to say.

    The old god stick clicked his tongue, then took out a mobile phone out of nowhere, put it to his ear and said, "Here we are, come and pick me up."

    Then hang up decisively.  I was dumbfounded, he was holding an iPhone 5s!  In fact, I always thought that immortals should be the kind of shikigami who appear ten or eight shikigami with a wave of their hands, just like carrier pigeons.  But I found that the old magic stick is just an ordinary old magic stick, well, he is actually a fashionable old magic stick.

    We waited for about five minutes before a car stopped in front of us.  The driver was a middle-aged uncle, he stopped the car and beckoned us to go in.

    I sat in the back seat with the old god stick, and the driver uncle kept staring at me afterwards.  I wondered, did I feel unwell today and look a lot handsomer?

    &nbsGo ahead, wait for them to go far and then quickly catch up.

    Along the way, I felt very strange, as if there was no human habitation.  Except for the faint barking of dogs from time to time, this place is almost a deserted house.

    Xia's family is actually very big, which makes me believe in Lao Xia's identity a little bit.

    Fortunately, I walk every day to exercise myself in order to save money, otherwise I will definitely be out of breath.

    My face is not happy, capitalists or something, I hate it the most!  !

    ? I don¡¯t know if the expression on my face is too obvious, Xia Lijun explained to me: "Actually, our family is not the only one here, but more than a dozen households. My family is over there."

    As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers, and it was the innermost two-story building with a combination of Chinese and Western styles. It was white and had a pointed roof, which looked like a huge lightning rod.

    The old god stick nodded, and happily continued the topic: "That's right, but your family is responsible for the safety of these dozens of households."

    Ouch, fuck me!  Do people still need to live!  !

    So I made up my mind even more. When my son grows up in the future, he must not be allowed to be the Minister of Defense. Look at Lao Xia, he is retired, and he is still going on!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 28, one by one exclusion method

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    When entering the gate of Xia's house, an old man with gray hair took the place of the old magic stick.

    "Second Young Master. Hello, gentlemen." The old man bowed politely to us, and his movements were very standard. This reminded me of the perfect butler that the firecrackers often talk about¡ª¡ªSebastian Sauce, this is  name?

    The old man has a loyal face, only the glint in his eyes from time to time makes people feel that he is extraordinary.

    Xia Lijun took out his phone and pressed it, wondering if he was texting someone.

    Before I had time to look at the layout of the house, I was led upstairs by the old man.

    The stairs in Lao Xia's house are amazing. It is in the middle of the house, surrounded by a dragon that climbs up and climbs up on the pillar

    The old man and I followed the old man up the stairs.  This staircase is very narrow, with a foot-long sloping plank on both sides of the corridor. This is entirely for the care of Xia Lijun, because I saw that the old man easily pushed Xia Lijun up.  A boy with a loose sleepy face came down the stairs, his red phoenix eyes suddenly opened wide when he saw me, then he avoided the eyes of the old man and the old god stick, and winked at me and smiled.

    It was Xu Xiaogui, I didn't dump him.  Head down, pretend not to know and walk away.

    We stopped in front of the third door at the top of the stairs. The old man knocked on the door three times, then pushed the door open and beckoned us to go in.  The old magic stick swayed in, I smiled at the old man, and then walked in.

    As soon as we entered the door, the door was closed. The old man came in after us, poured tea for the four of us, then turned around and went out, covering the door for us very politely.

    This is a room of about 40 square meters. There are two huge bookcases, which are densely packed with books, including military, Marx and the like, as well as scientific research. There are all kinds of books, but each one looks dirty.  Damn, it's obviously been seen countless times.

    Lao Xia was sitting behind the desk at this time, behind him was a huge poster with portraits of the top ten marshals.  Only then did I know who the ten marshals were.

    The old god stick sat down on the desk, tapped his fingers on the page of the book that Mr. Xia was reading, and said, "Old man, we are here, and we are still not up to greet you!"

    Lao Xia raised his head, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and got up to greet us: "You guys are here, please sit down."

    After we were seated, Lao Xia searched the drawer for 30 seconds, and then gave us a photo frame.

    The old god stick threw it to me without even looking at it. I took it and took a look. It was a family portrait of their Xia family.  But it seems to be a family portrait from a long time ago. At that time, Xia Xiaoming was only about 10 years old, wearing a beautiful navy suit, standing obediently beside Lao Xia, smiling innocently.

    There are a total of 7 people in the photo. In the photo, Jun Xia is leaning against Lao Xia¡¯s right hand, sitting together, and Xiao Xia is standing on the other side of Lao Xia.  The other two young and handsome men are standing at the very edge of the back row. Two women are in the middle, one is wearing a military cap and looks heroic, and the other is holding the man on the left with one arm, smiling gently.  , the little bird leaned against the man, and gently stroked Xiao Xia's shoulder with the other hand. They should be Xiao Xia's parents.  The man on the far right has a very cute face, and his hair is that kind of short cut, with one hand slanted in his trouser pocket, his head tilted slightly, standing in a neutral position, relatively far away from Lao Xia and the others.  I think I should have a common language with him.  The man and the woman should be Lao Xia's nephew and niece.

    Lao Xia sat next to me, pointing to me one by one and telling me who they were and what their names were.

    It's the same as what I guessed, I think Lao Xia may not know, the old magic stick has already told me all about his family members.

    Lao Xia's two sons, one named Xia Junjun and the other Xia Weimin, nephews and nieces are Xia Yuzhen and Xia Ningzhen respectively. Lao Xia's daughter-in-law is from the Lin family and Lao Lin's niece named Lin Xiaofeng.  After Lao Xia talked about it, he almost wanted to tell me their birth dates, and I am not a person who calculates horoscopes on the street.

    After Lao Xia finished the introduction, he was full of hope and looked at me helplessly.  Only then did I feel that Lao Xia was no longer that strict soldier, but just an ordinary and kind grandfather.

    The old magic stick kicked me: "Xiao Xu, take a look and see who you think looks the most like you."

    "They're all a family, they all look alike, like the same mold." I replied immediately.

    I am a little baffled by the veins on the old god stick's forehead.

    Xia Junjun kindly reminded me: "Uncle Zhang is asking you who you think will cast witchcraft on Xiaoming."

    Well, I'm not a god, I can tell who's doing it just by looking at it!  Isn't there an old fairy!  true??"Blood Gu", "Blood Allergy", "Blood Sickness", "Self-harmless", I used a pen to draw circles back and forth on these four words.  I remembered that Xia Xiaoming told me before that he is not sensitive to blood red and can watch bloody movies, so his stimulation of blood should come from the smell of blood.

    I said my guess, and the old magic stick clapped his hands and laughed: "Well, this method can be used. We can draw out everyone's blood, and then see which blood Xiao Xia does not respond to, or responds the most.  Intense. We'll find him!"

    Lao Xia also nodded again and again, agreeing to the method of the old god stick.

    I have black lines all over my head, as I said before

    Xia Lijun didn't speak much all the time, he only said one sentence from the beginning to the end, and then he looked at me and the small notebook I recorded with a smile on his mouth.  In fact, I doubt it is Xia Lijun, because his reasons are more sufficient!  He lost the right to walk in the end because he had the same dream as Xia Xiaoming, and maybe he loved Xia Xiaoming even more.  However, Lao Xia and Lao Shenzhu have little doubts about Xia Lijun's participation in our discussions.

    Lao Xia was really decisive in doing things. He immediately grabbed the phone on his desk and made a call. His tone was strong and his attitude could not be refused: "At 2:30 this afternoon, I must go home for a medical examination!" Then he hung up the phone without any doubt  .

    Worship!  This is so tough!  !  I'm a little hesitant now, just like this, I'd better let my son grow up to be the Minister of Defense!  Very awesome!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Twenty-nine, the stimulation is great

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    Afterwards, Lao Xia and Xia Lijun asked me to have lunch with Lao Shenzhu.  I didn't want to at first, but I couldn't stand the persuasion of the old god stick. I also wanted to know what it was like to have lunch with the Xia family's great achievements, such-and-such, such-and-such grandeur.

    To be honest, I am really looking forward to it!  !

    After Lao Xia finished making the phone call, he sat behind the desk in a daze.  I can see that he is thinking deeply about things, so it is inconvenient for me to disturb him.  The old god stick was chatting and laughing with Xia Yijun again, and I couldn't get in at all.

    So I found an excuse and went to pee!

    The old man who brought us in before was still waiting at the door.  As soon as I went out, he bowed politely: "Second Mister, where do you want to go?"

    "Uh," I scratched my hair, thought for half a second, and finally remembered that the hut could actually be called a bathroom: "The bathroom, I want to go to the bathroom."

    "plz follow me."

    The old man stretched out his hand to beckon me. I think this attitude is simply too good.  So I quickly nodded and bowed: "Thank you, old man."

    The old man smiled honestly: "Don't dare to be? The old man's surname is Liu. It's fine for the second gentleman to call me Lao Liu."

    I followed Lao Liu, and I murmured in my heart, I don't even have a problem with you calling me the second Mr. Second.  But I know that the rules of a rich family like Lao Xia and the others must be quite strict, so I'd rather have one thing more than one thing less.

    Xia's house is really big, this is how I felt when I finally found the toilet after going around in several directions.  After I thanked Lao Liu, I strolled in.

    Tsk tsk, so I hate those rich people very much, look, even this latrine has been washed clean and not stained!  I feel that if I take a ladle of water and pour it down, I can drink it.  Of course, I wouldn't drink it anyway.

    After solving my personal problems, I turned my head and looked, and my pants almost came loose in fright.

    Nima!  Why are there floor-to-ceiling windows here!  Then my actions just now were seen by others!  Although there is no one outside, but now that the technology is so advanced, radars and satellites must be seen by everyone!  Oh shit!

    But after thinking about it, maybe this glass window can only be viewed from one side, and the inside can be seen, but the outside cannot be seen in.  Thinking of it this way, I was immediately relieved a lot.

    I was idle and bored, and wanted to smoke a cigarette, but I didn't bring it.  I put my thumbnail on my teeth and looked at the scorching sun outside. With this temperature, an egg was placed outside, and within five minutes, it would definitely be roasted until it was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, tender and delicious!

    After watching it for a while, I became aesthetically fatigued.  I don't know why, the trees are shady and the grass is luxuriant here, but I always feel that something is missing.

    At this time, a little bird stumbled, flew over in a daze, and stopped on a branch not far away.  In the next second, there seemed to be a red light flashing at the place where the bird landed on its claws, and then the bird fell down with a "snap". With my 5.2 eyesight, I also saw the bird's claws twitch twice.

    I suddenly felt chills down my spine, and my cold sweat was dripping like a faucet with a sluice turned on!  I was leaning against that tree trunk just now.

    I had an epiphany, why I always felt that there was almost something here before, and wasn't it just anger?  There are mountains, trees and grass here, but there are no animals, not even an ant.  No wonder when I first entered the door, I saw Xia Lijun took out a mobile phone-like thing from his pocket and pressed it. At that time, I thought he was a net bug, and he was a mobile phone controler.  It turned out that he was fiddling with the switch of the mechanism!

    I suddenly felt that the wind was blowing here, so I quickly opened the toilet door. It was empty outside, and Lao Liu was gone!  !

    I was very scared, because the doors of such rooms all have the same style, and the walls are also very simple and white, and there is no such thing as hanging calligraphy and paintings.  Without a point of reference, I simply don't know where is where.  If I had been allowed to walk, I would probably have spent half an hour walking around before going back to the toilet.

    I opened the toilet door, leaned out my upper body, and asked in a low voice, "Hi, is anyone there?"

    "Is anyone is anyone is it"

    Fuck me, there was an echo!  Is there no one in this building?  horrible!  !

    I moved out lightly, I didn't dare to close the door tightly, I was afraid that I would really get lost in a while.  Friends, please forgive me, I really don't know the way, everything here looks exactly the same!

    After wandering around for half an hour, I still couldn't find Lao Xia's study room. I was actually not in a hurry. I was worried that they would think that I had fallen into the toilet when they saw that I hadn't gone back for so long.

    After wandering around for two more laps, I was completely desperate, and, I got lostI didn't evenI stood obediently, Xia Ningzhen tucked her waist in, half-closed her eyes, and looked at me from top to bottom.

    In the end, he pursed his mouth very childishly: "You are that doctor."

    I nodded silently, feeling so pitiful.  Standing like this now, I am definitely two women who have been molested by hooligans.

    Xia Ningzhen grabbed a mobile phone, pressed a button at random, and said briskly, "Uncle Liu, come to the bathroom in District 003 now."

    Then I hung up the phone in the same manner as Lao Xia, then raised my chin frivolously, and said in a very rascal tone: "Little thing, if you dare to say what happened today, I have ten thousand ways to make you survive."  You can't ask for death!"

    After threatening me, Xia Ningzhen walked away complacently.  When closing the door, he deliberately slammed the door with a loud "bang" as if venting his anger.

    It took me a long time to lean on the wall and look up at the window at 45 degrees. I was very wronged.

    Why?  why is that?

    Everyone's pig's feet are molested by beautiful women, other people's pig's feet are all in groups of beautiful women, and other people's pig's feet are all sought after by beautiful women, so they can't escape.  Why come to me, I have to be so miserable, molested by a woman old enough to be my mother, threatened by an old woman old enough to be my mother, treated like a pervert by a woman old enough to be my mother!  In fact, I'm not a pig's feet!  I'm just a poor little cannon fodder!  !

    This is what is said in the legend.  Before, there was no chance of being a woman, but now the chance of being a woman is very exciting.  I'm a rogue woman, I'm a rogue old woman!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 30, This is house arrest in disguise!

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    When I was brought back to the study by Lao Liu, I was very depressed.  I feel like I'm really a failure in life.

    When I entered the house, I found that there were few study rooms before, but now it was overcrowded.  Lao Xia and Lao Shengun glared at each other, fighting each other, Xia Lijun blocked his smiling eyes by drinking tea, Xia Xiaoming sat in the corner, counting the palm prints in a very low mood, Xu's kid stood aside, leaning on the  Bookcase, with one arm on his chest, the other clenched on his chin, looking like he is watching a show.

    Lao Li and I pushed the door open, attracting the attention of several people.

    As I said before, classmate Xiaoxia doesn't like me, very dislikes me.

    So seeing me, classmate Xiaoxia snorted, then turned her head away from me in disdain.  Lao Xia and Lao Shenzhu nodded at me, and then they continued to stare angrily.

    "I still say the same thing, I don't agree with Xiaoming going to Xiaoxu's clinic alone."

    "Old man, if you don't agree, you have to agree. Xiaoxia must go to Xiaoxu's clinic! The wall has ears, do you understand? You old stubborn, the result of doing this will only make Xiaoxia's condition worse!"

    I was sweating profusely.  The two of them quarreled so much about whether Xiaoxia would go to my small clinic, I just felt my scalp go numb just looking at it!

    Xia Lijun smiled at me apologetically, but I didn't mean anything else, I just thought that Lao Xia and Lao Shengun were arguing like little kids, which was very boring.

    The little ghost from the Xu family ran to Xiao Xia's ear, not knowing what the two little ghosts were muttering.  I don't care about them, I don't care anyway.  To be honest, I have a very bad impression of Xia Xiaoming, I always feel that this kid is very sinister

    Lao Xia and Lao Shenzhu are easy to forget themselves. For example, now, the two of them insist on their own opinions and quarrel very happily.

    I just drank tea with Xia Xiaoming under Xia Xiaoming's hostile eyes.

    "The second doctor doesn't like me very much?" Xia Lijun asked me very self-aware.

    I pretended to be elegant and drank tea, my expression was inscrutable, noncommittal, but in fact I didn't know what this man wanted to say.  I'm really not used to chatting with such a scheming person.

    "The second doctor must be very suspicious of me." Xia Lijun smiled self-deprecatingly, then looked into my eyes, and said sincerely, "Actually, I invited Daoist Qingfengzi here."

    I don't believe it: "Old God Didn't my master and Uncle Xia know each other a long time ago?"

    Xia Lijun nodded affirmatively: "That's right, but"

    Speaking of this, Xia Lijun looked at Lao Xia vigilantly, and then whispered to me: "Yes, they have known each other for a long time, but my father took a good face and didn't dare to tell the Taoist priest. I just saw the Taoist priest show his skills that day.  So I asked the Taoist priest to come back to help check the situation. Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest really did it."

    I took a serious look at Xia Lijun, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, seeing Xia Lijun's well-dressed and elegant appearance, I did not expect that he is like me, a person who is afraid of his father.

    However, this made me feel a lot closer to him.

    Seeing that he was pleasing to the eye, I started to talk more.  From the little girl next door married to a certain pig butcher, to getting angry after taking tonic recently, from Jobs going to heaven to teach love madness, to the fact that it is becoming more and more difficult to test the driver's license now, from the increasingly severe economic crisis, to the former  That dying vampire for a few days.  And I also know something about the Xia family.

    It turns out that Xia Ningzhen, who I thought could be my mother, is actually only 38 or 9, because Xia Lijun's uncle got married late and became pregnant late.  I also know that Xia Weijun is actually Xia Weimin's elder brother. It was a beautiful misunderstanding that Xia Weimin gave birth to Xia Xiaoming, and it was all because of Lin Xiaofeng's scheme.  The young Xia Weimin was sexually raped after drinking at a celebration banquet.  The Xia family and the Lin family had long been paying attention to these two small things, and Xia Weimin had always had such a meaning for Lin Xiaofeng, so it was a matter of course, and the two became close

    I also know that the following content is actually very common. For example, Xia Xiaoming liked to eat candied haws when he was a child, but he broke his teeth.  Of course, I laughed, although I did more embarrassing things as a child than these.  But as soon as these little things were said, Xia Xiaoming's face changed immediately, livid

    I guess, if Xu Xiaogui hadn't held him tightly, he might have rushed over to beat me up.

    There was a lot of noise in a study room, except for the increasingly passionate quarrel between Lao Xia and Lao Shenzhu, and my very happy laughter, the whole place was crying and howling, strange and bizarre.

    "Auntie!" Xia Xiaoming is very well-behaved and sensible, so he was the first to discover Xia Ningzhen.Go!  "

    "Uncle Xia is so honorable!"

    This is really enviable!

    "Humph, envy? You can too. When you do something that endangers the people and the country, you can be that old stubborn neighbor. Do you know what the old stubborn neighbors prohibit? They are not allowed to go out or make phone calls  , you are not allowed to ask for help, you are not allowed to communicate with the outside world, it is like closing a small black room, no matter how strong you are, you will be driven crazy!"

    I pointed angrily: "This, this, this, this is soft soft soft soft house arrest"

    The old magic stick looked at the car window next to me with distant eyes, and nodded sadly: "It's still you young people who are knowledgeable, cultured, cultivated, and know a lot! Why didn't I think that this is house arrest before!?  "

    Me: "" (Remember this website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-One: Shemale¡¯s Mind, Men Don¡¯t Guess

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    The driver uncle sent me and the old god stick to a parking lot in the city center and left.  The old god stick and I squatted on the edge of a flower bed under the shade of a tree by the side of the road, smoking a cigarette with contented faces, and talking about Xia Xiaoming in a low voice.  The two agreed that the old magic stick would lend me a small clinic to treat Xia Xiaoming, and I would collect the money.

    Summer is here, it's already half past six, but the weather hasn't gotten any lower.  I feel like Sun Wukong now, staying in the eight trigram alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.

    Afterwards, the old magic stick knocked the cigarette ash, smiled and said to me with a full face: "Xiao Xu, I saw that Xiao Ning had a problem with you before, did you know each other before?"

    Just kidding, who knows that female Tyrannosaurus!  ?

    I shook my head quickly, I don't want to try those ten thousand feelings that life is worse than death.

    The old magic stick patted me on the shoulder, and said comfortingly: "That's good, you must know that the girl is a witch, and the soldiers she brought out are as strong as human beings. It's good that you didn't provoke her."

    I was a little flustered.

    "Master, isn't Xia Ningzhen working in logistics?"

    The old magician snorted: "Don't be kidding, Xiao Ning is the kind of person who does logistics? She is the captain of the special forces. I heard from the old stubborn that the selection of special forces has to go through her devil-like selection.  Close it. I also heard that most of the special forces now admire Xiao Ning more than their brigade. Of course, I also hear it from hearsay, and I haven¡¯t seen it with my own eyes. Why are you asking this? You won¡¯t really annoy the little witch, right?  "

    "Nono."

    Can't even say it!

    This problem is very serious.  To be honest, what I am very worried about now is whether Xia Ningzhen will kill me to silence me!  You must know that I heard that all the special forces have experienced killing. I think Xia Ningzhen's appearance is definitely the kind of person who kills people without blushing or breathing, and kills a dozen people in one go without any effort.

    The old magic stick looked at the bustling cars coming and going on the side of the road, and finally patted me on the shoulder comfortingly: "Okay, let's stop here today, if there is any problem, we will talk about it tomorrow, we have to hurry up, otherwise Xiaoxia will not be able to catch up  Martial arts competition!"

    Having said that, the old god stick stood up, turned around and left, waving to me as he walked.  I was thinking about Xia Ningzhen's affairs in my heart, but I didn't pay much attention until the old magic stick walked away, and a harsh sound of a car turning a corner woke me up.

    A perfect figure ran two steps in a hurry, blocking my sight, and then stomped the high heels fiercely, making a rattling sound.

    "Bastard! Let him escape again!!"

    I looked up and was so scared that I almost choked to death from the smoke.

    "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough"

    "Boy, have you ever seen an old man with such a tall, silver-white hair, such a long beard, and such a big belly?"  Noble Iron Blood (yes, that's Noble Iron Blood, with a bright red whip in his hand!).

    He is a ladyboy No, it is the current boss of Brilliant City¡ªChai Yanyan (I don¡¯t know what his name was before, anyway, since the moment I knew his name, he was called this name).

    "Snapped"!

    I was so frightened that I jumped three feet high. The leather whip just brushed past me, and when it fell on the ground, it raised a red dust billowing three thousand feet.

    "Say it!"

    I squatted on the ground, raised my hands, and begged with cold sweat on my face: "Boss Chai, calm down!"

    Boss Chai stood three meters in front of me, his face with beautiful makeup was very calm, his picturesque eyebrows looked me up and down, and finally he clicked his tongue softly: "Are you the second Xu?"

    I nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes!"

    Only then did Boss Chai put away the whip, came over to pull me up, and smiled all over his face: "I'm really sorry, brother, I was too angry before."

    In fact, Boss Chai is really beautiful, with fair skin, protruding figure, especially the corners of the eyes are full of spring, and he always draws the shape of petals on the corners of the eyes (today, he painted a three-petal rose shape), squinting  When I look at you, I always wear a hook, and I will not stop until I hook you in.  And he is very good at dressing himself up. What should be exposed has always been boldly exposed and what should be covered up. Anyway, I have never seen it.  Boss Chai knows how to provoke a man's impulse, if you don't know he is a ladyboy before, you will definitely fall in love with him the first time you see him!

    If it weren't for the extra meat on his body, maybe he should be a perfect woman.

    "It's okay, it's okay" I smiled dryly and stood up by myself.

    I remember Mr. Chai??The person I was looking for before seems to be an old magician Could it be that the two of them have grudges?

    After standing still, I asked him uncertainly: "Are you looking for someone?"

    "Uh, yes. Second brother, did you just see an old man in his seventies with silver-white hair and beard passing by?" Boss Chai smiled brightly.

    "Boss Chai is asking the old man in the navy blue robe?"

    "That's right, that's him! I saw him over there just now, and when I stopped the car, he disappeared."

    I felt a little guilty: "Actually, there ishe went over there."

    As I said that, I randomly pointed in one direction, thinking to myself, old magic stick, I did my best, the rest is up to you.

    Boss Chai's eyes followed the direction of my fingers, the corners of his eyes twitched for a moment, and he laughed again at the next moment, and leaned towards me while laughing: "Second brother, do you know that old man?"

    Just kidding, I must know him, I am still his apprentice.  But I don't want to offend Boss Chai. He has been running Brilliant City for so many years, and I went to him to crack down on pornography and crime. Boss Chai is the kind of person who eats black and white.

    "I don't know him! How could I know him!" I categorically denied it. As long as I insisted that I didn't know him, your Boss Chai is not a god, so how would you know that I lied.

    I was proud of myself, and the traffic police came over and circled Boss Chai's ostentatious red BMW.  I signaled Boss Chai to go and have a look, but Boss Chai ignored me and the traffic police, but set me up very calmly.

    Boss Chai covered his lips with one hand and smiled, and flicked the whip with the other, making the sound of breaking the wind. He said coquettishly, "I guess you don't know each other, otherwise how could you hide it? Right, second brother!"

    Huh?  Why do I feel that Boss Chai has something to say!

    Suddenly, I turned my head slowly, and looked in the direction I pointed before. There was a lingerie shop over there The lie was exposed.  I just smashed the pot and sat down on the edge of the dirty flower bed: "I know that old magic stick, but I will not betray my master, so don't want me to tell you a word!"

    In fact, I am betting.  There is actually a lot of connection between Boss Gambling Chai and the old god stick. I can see that Boss Chai is really just looking for the old god stick, and has no hatred to put him to death at all.  As it turned out later, I won the bet.

    Boss Chai rubbed his chin, looked at me contemplatively, and finally said after pondering: "I can't see that you are quite loyal. Forget it, I won't make things difficult for you. I have no grudges with Qingfengzi, I just have  You have to ask him about it. By the way, the diamond card I gave you last time is said to have an upgrade function. After the upgrade, the full fee can be discounted by 30%. "

    "real?"

    At this point, I noticed that the young and cute little traffic policeman had already taken out the ticket from his pocket and was writing it.  But Boss Chai and I resisted, and didn't care what the little traffic police did to his car.

    "It's true, it's truer than pearls!" Boss Chai saw that I was letting go, and nodded decisively, "I don't have any hatred with that old man, I just want to talk to him"

    I interrupted Boss Chai with a wave of my hand, and looked at Boss Chai with green eyes: "It's all free, I'll tell you!"

    Boss Chai looked at me with astonishment, and nodded mechanically: "Okay, deal"

    "Well, the old god stick was with me before, but he left a minute before you came over. I really don't know where he went. However, he is going to my clinic tomorrow."

    At this time, the little traffic policeman had already pulled out his phone and was yelling that he wanted to tow Boss Chai¡¯s car away because he parked illegally in the city center (Boss Chai got out of the car in a hurry, he was parked on the sidewalk, traffic lights,  Red, yellow, and green, flickering back and forth above the ostentatious royal red BMW), seriously affecting people's walking.

    Boss Chai was very happy, he laughed so much that his flowers were shaking, and finally patted me on the shoulder amiably: "You can teach a child! Well, thank you!"

    Boss Chai wanted to leave with laughter, so I asked a lot.

    "Boss Chai, what is the relationship between you and my master? And you don't want that car anymore?"

    Teacher Chai turned around and gave me a seductive smile, parted his red lips and said, "He lost my lover!"

    I had a cold war, the lover of the shemale boss?  Why does this news sound so exciting and terrifying like the earth is about to be destroyed?

    When I was in a daze, Boss Chai smiled at me and said with a sweet smile: "If he doesn't give me a reasonable explanation, hehe, I am very democratic, then he will have to pay me a lover!"

    "As for that car, hehe, in this city, there is no traffic policeman who dares to impound my car!"

    With a contented sneer, Boss Chai left gracefully under the golden sunset light.

    This is power, this is connections, this is unspoken rules!

    In my eyes full of admiration, Boss Chai hails a taxi on the side of the road and got in, and waved me symbolically.

    When I was alone in the end, I couldn¡¯t help but think of a song: The mind of a shemale, man, don¡¯t guess (don¡¯t guess, don¡¯t guess, don¡¯t guess), you guess and guess, and you can¡¯t figure it out (don¡¯t understand).  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)?? 

    With a contented sneer, Boss Chai left gracefully under the golden sunset light.

    This is power, this is connections, this is unspoken rules!

    In my eyes full of admiration, Boss Chai hails a taxi on the side of the road and got in, and waved me symbolically.

    When I was alone in the end, I couldn¡¯t help but think of a song: The mind of a ladyboy, don¡¯t guess a man (don¡¯t guess, don¡¯t guess, don¡¯t guess), you can guess again and again, and you can¡¯t figure it out (don¡¯t understand).  (Remember this website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-Three, Shemale Different Ways.  .

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    After dinner the next day, when I was about to go to the clinic, Xuanyuan stopped me and wanted to go with me.  I took a look at Firecracker who was rubbing his chin and smiling treacherously, and I agreed.

    Before arriving at the clinic, a young man wearing glasses threw himself on his knees in front of me, hugging my thigh, with tears in his eyes: "Doctor Nine Days, you've come!"

    I'm baffled, what's wrong with the glasses boss?

    I hurriedly stretched out my hand to pull on the owner of the glasses, and responded in multiple voices: "Hey, get up, it's broad daylight, the sky is bright, the kneeling worship system in feudal society has long been out of order, get up, get up!"

    The owner of the glasses stood up, held a small handkerchief and looked at me pitifully: "Doctor Nine Days, you must save me!"

    I touched the key and handed it to Xuanyuan, asking him to open the door. At the same time, I took the hand of the owner of the glasses and comforted me with a sunny face: "Okay, okay, I'll save you. Don't worry, tell me what the problem is. Don't get excited.  Now this social psychological problem is very common, don¡¯t worry, it won¡¯t kill anyone.¡±

    The glasses boss heard me say this, his knees softened, and he was about to kneel down again. Fortunately, my eyesight was quick and my hand was about to hold him.

    "Doctor Jiuri, I beg you, take your little black away!"

    "ah?"

    That's not what you said when you asked for Xiao Hei.

    The glasses owner complained to me with tears and snot in his nose: "Doctor Jiuri, you don't know, your cat doesn't catch mice!"

    I know this, when I was about to tell you, you still interrupted me.

    "But it doesn't matter if it doesn't catch the mouse, it can at least call twice to scare the mouse. Butbutit actually cooperates with the mouse, makes a gangster, is in cahoots, and follows the mouse every day, flirting, running around, hooking  Let's go, and make my shop a mess I can't live anymore"

    Yo, glasses really know how to use idioms!  When I was studying, I must have been a liberal arts student!  !  Also, my little black evildoer is good at it. Before, he was just afraid of mice, but now he has learned to penetrate into the enemy's interior!  !

    I quickly comforted my glasses: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I'm going to take that beast away now!!"

    Then I turned into a video store for glasses, and it was really plagued by rats!  Rat feces are everywhere, and there are big rats running around the feet that are not afraid of people.  This can't help but remind me of a Tang poem I passed when I was a child - "Official Hamster".  How to read it: "The rats in the official warehouse are as big as a bucket, and they will not leave when they see people open their warehouses"

    Xiao Hei is very female (?) Kingly lying on the cash register of the glasses, lazily flicking his tail like a feather duster, picky about eating lunch with glasses.  Seeing me coming in, she turned around and pointed her butt at me unhappily.

    I feel that Xiao Hei has grown fat, because it didn't escape my hand easily, and I grabbed it by the neck all of a sudden.

    When I took Xiao Hei back, my glasses were full of tears, and I was very grateful to me. Fortunately, I walked fast, otherwise I would definitely see him bowing to me and bowing to me.  I went back to the clinic with Xiao Hei in my arms, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw Xuanyuan lifting the white coat covering the vampire, staring at something with wide-eyed eyes.

    Sitting on the sofa next to him is a Boss Chai wearing an extremely sexy pink dress.  Seeing me coming in, Boss Chai gave me a seductive smile, which made me shiver.

    I remember that I didn't tell Boss Chai the location of my clinic yesterday Sure enough, these big men are amazing!  !

    With Boss Chai here, I dare not play computer games, so Xuanyuan has nothing to do (after observing the vampires, he became bored), so I let him turn on the computer to play.  Boss Chai kept laughing, but I found that his eyes were very wandering, and I thought maybe the old god stick was about to suffer.

    After the three of us, Xia Ningzhen and the others arrived first.  Xia Ningzhen is wearing a very neat short-sleeved shorts today. When she saw Boss Chai for the first time, her eyes showed a hint of surprise (as expected, the charm of the ladyboy boss is universal for men, women and children), and then ran over  He lowered my neck and warned me "Don't speak out", and ran straight to talk to Boss Chai.  I am very baffled, what and what.

    Xia Xiaoming's attitude has always been very unfriendly, Xu Xiaogui will follow Xia Xiaoming wherever he goes.  This made me think that Xu Xiaogui was a babysitter hired by a dignitary like the Xia family, but looking at Xu Xiaogui's behavior and handling of things did not seem to be the same, which made me feel very puzzled.  But the family affairs of the big shots have nothing to do with me, so I don't care.

    Xu Xiaogui likes Xiao Hei very much, and has been hugging and teasing Xiao Hei since he came.  Later, I saw Xuanyuan watching cartoons (as I said before, my computer is very slow), but the speed of the InternetBoss Chai was so angry that he got up and wanted to look for the old magic stick to fight desperately. Fortunately, Xia Ningzhen moved quickly and suppressed Boss Chai.

    But is Boss Chai the kind of person who admits defeat?  Obviously not!

    Being pressed on the sofa, he was still scolding: "Yu Tong, you are not human!! You saved me, but now you still say you don't know me! You clearly agreed that you would marry me, but then you said you were a demon  !Okay, I admit it, now I am also a demon, we are the same! You still dare not face me! Yu Tong, you are not human!!!¡±

    The old magic stick sighed for a long time: "This is different, she is a tree demon, you are a human being! Human beings have different paths, you have no good results. You should forget what should be forgotten, it is very bad for you and her."  good."

    Lao Li took a closer look at Boss Chai, clicked his tongue suddenly, and exclaimed: "So it's a ladyboy!"

    Lao Li really hit the nail on the head!

    "No! I don't believe it, I don't believe it!! Give Yu Tong back to me! Give it back to me!!" Boss Chai stretched out his hand, trying to grab the old magic stick, but Xia Ningzhen firmly suppressed it, and finally broke free  Not coming out, he actually buried his face in the sofa and cried.

    I was stunned I was dumbfounded

    That's right, there are even vampires, and it's not uncommon for monsters to exist.

    But why do I feel that when Boss Chai cried, a trace of reluctance slipped across the face of the old god stick this is an illusion it must be

    "The play is over, shouldn't it be time to get down to business!" Xia Xiaoming kept watching coldly.

    I think this child is really unlovable. He turned a blind eye to such a sad love story!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-Four, Magical Taoism

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    We adults blushed uncomfortably after being told by little friend Xia

    The old godstick then began to pull out his foul-smelling brown bottle on my now-cracked ice-patterned tabletop.  As soon as I opened it, I f*cked it, the smell was too smoky, so I quickly took two steps away.  The faces of the nearest friends Xia, Xia Ningzhen and Boss Chai didn't change at all. Masters, they are definitely masters!  Lao Li stood on one side (because there were no seats, he could only stand, which made me deeply feel that my clinic is too small!), with a cramped and embarrassed expression.

    Boss Chai had already wiped his face and signaled Xia Ningzhen to let him go.  Since Xia Ningzhen knew he was a shemale, although he didn't despise him very much, he was not as enthusiastic as before.  Boss Chai sat on the sofa with his head down, wondering what he was thinking.

    Xuanyuan and Xu Xiaogui have been addicted to the joy of Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf, and I even heard a very inspirational and miserable cry "I will definitely come back~~~~!!"

    I saw that I couldn't help the old magic stick, so I moved over to chat with Lao Li.

    "Uncle Li, why don't you go to the seniors' club?"

    Lao Li gave me a sad look: "It's closed"

    "Why? The hobbies of the elderly need our support. This is the prerequisite for social harmony, common progress, and a well-off society together!" I was filled with righteous indignation.

    Lao Li patted me on the shoulder: "Forget it, don't talk about it. Although I don't understand what you said that the closure of the senior club has anything to do with social harmony and common progress"

    I pondered for a long time, and asked Lao Li: "Uncle Li, what are you going to do now?"

    Old Li smiled kindly for a long time, and finally said: "Well, I plan to educate you."

    "ah?"

    "First doctor, I asked if you could stop calling me Uncle Li, I always feel like you are scolding me!"

    It's snowing in June!  This is unfair!  I really didn't expect to call him your uncle Also, Lao Li called me the first doctor, but I didn't say anything, I called you uncle, you still have an opinion

    "Okay so what do I call you?"

    Lao Li looked at the movements of the old magic stick, and said indifferently: "Whatever."

    ? Whateveryou are free, in case you are not satisfied, I have to change

    I was aggrieved in my heart, and Lao Li pointed to my tabletop that now showed a kind of ice crack and said: "Doctor, the taste has improved, and now this tabletop looks better than before."

    I:""

    Little friend Xia doesn't want to care about the affairs between me and Lao Li. Although he likes Lao Li very much, he doesn't care about us. He is sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and watching the old master's tricks, with disbelieving disdain on his face.

    Actually, I don't know what the old magic stick is going to do. In fact, to be honest, I don't even know who put the witchcraft on Little Xia.  On the way back yesterday, I asked the old god stick, but the old god stick looked mysterious, shook his head and said, "Buddha said: You can't say it, you can't say it."

    Isn't the old god stick a Taoist priest? How did he become an eminent monk in an instant?

    I put my waist in, standing on the side like an irregular compass described in a certain novel.  I watched the movements of the old magic stick with great enthusiasm.  I don't know how his Taoism or spells are, but after seeing the vampires being beaten so miserably by him, I actually have great confidence in him.  The reason why I keep calling him the old god stick is because I think he is very dishonest in teaching me how to cultivate immortality.  Since he was slapped by the old magic stick, his leg has been inexplicably limped).

    Well, enough nonsense, let's take a look at the magical Chinese Taoism!  !

    At this time, the old god stick did not know where to take out a piece of purple talisman paper (aren't the talismans all yellow?), and then the old god stick was the same as when he first came to me to smoke, the index finger of the other hand and  Putting the middle fingers together, there was a "chi" sound, and a fiery red light came out, and then the old magic stick moved to the side of the talisman paper, and with a "boom", it burned, and the ashes of the talisman paper fell on the table in an instant.

    I don't know how high the fire point of the talisman paper is, but I saw that after the torch burned the talisman paper, a talisman with a strange pattern appeared an inch below the finger of the old magic stick, hanging in the air, and it was blackish white.  But the old god stick was very patient, and he kept putting the burning flame under the character.  On and on, until both of his fingers were burning red, and I even smelled a roast lamb.

    At this time, the talisman finally burned, turning from dark white to fiery red, and finally purple. The flame started to catch fire from the bottom of the talisman, and even thunder and lightning appeared.  ?sp; I spread my hands bored, it seems that I expected too much from the old magic stick, he is actually water!  !

    But in the next second, I completely changed my view of the old magic stick.

    Because Xia Xiaoming's face suddenly distorted, his hands gripped his neck, and he writhed on the sofa in pain, looking like he was about to die.

    God damn me!  !

    I immediately became nervous. Did the old god stick want to kill Xia Xiaoming?  One must know that Xia Xiaoming's aunt, Xia Ningzhen, is still here, she is the captain of the Special Forces!  !  !

    When Boss Chai saw that something was wrong with Xia Xiaoming, he immediately let go of the old magic stick, stepped back a few steps, and did not hinder the old magic stick from carrying out the rescue operation.  Xu Xiaogui and Xuanyuan finally left their own world, ran over and asked nervously: "What's the matter?"

    Xia Ningzhen was indeed a hard-hearted special forces team leader, she stopped Lao Li very calmly.

    I?  I was busy suppressing Xia Xiaoming so that the old god stick could rescue him.

    Ten minutes later, Xia Xiaoming fell asleep peacefully, sweating all over his head.  Sweat covered the whole body, and the hair was completely wet, and pinches were put on the face, and the whole person seemed to be fished out of the water.

    The old god stick took me to explain the precautions, and finally gave me a small blue bottle: "You can mix this pill with the previous talisman and give it to Xiao Xia, so that he will sleep after taking it."

    "how about you?"

    In fact, what I am more afraid of is, what if there is a danger in the middle?

    The old god stick wiped his beard and said: "Ahem, I have other things. Don't worry, I'm fine. I just checked. Xiaoxia's physical fitness is very good, and there will be no danger."

    After finishing speaking, the old magic stick ran away without a trace before I could answer.  Then I heard Boss Chai's high-heeled shoes stomping hard.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-Fifth, Agreement of the Two Sessions

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    In the next few days, Yao Xiaomei came to me a few times with a doll, but seeing that there were too many people in my small clinic, she was embarrassed to cry, so she said hello to me and left.  The old magic stick really didn't show up again. Boss Chai came to sit on the sidelines on time every day. It was meaningless, but he never tired of it.

    And I also figured out the relationship between Boss Chai, Yu Tong and the old magic stick.

    Boss Chai said that Yu Tong was his childhood sweetheart since he was a child, a very beautiful girl. From knowing each other to falling in love, they went smoothly, and even Boss Chai's parents didn't stop him.  However, on the night of the engagement.  Holding a sharp sword and stepping on auspicious clouds, the old magic stick appeared at their engagement ceremony like a divine soldier descending from heaven.  The old magic stick and Yu Tong fought, but Boss Chai didn't know the details.  At that time, they were all stunned by a mist.  Boss Chai had a habit of insomnia since he was a child, so he was used to taking sleeping pills, and the incense didn't have much effect on Boss Chai's body.  He blinked, and finally, miraculously, woke up.  Then he saw that the beautiful hair on Yu Tong's head grew longer and turned pink.  Something was thrown out by the old magic stick, pinning Yu Tong to the ground, unable to move.  The old magic stick took out a shiny yellow thing and wanted to stick it on Yu Tong's face.  Yu Tong suddenly jumped at the old magic stick, the old magic stick trembled, and Yu Tong disappeared.  Boss Chai was so startled that he jumped up and wanted to beat the old god stick.

    The old magic stick reached out and slapped Boss Chai on the back of the neck. Boss Chai rolled his eyes and passed out.  One second before he fainted, he heard the sigh of the old magic stick: "Ohshemale has different ways, forget about it."

    Then when Boss Chai woke up, Yu Tong was gone.  But the terrible thing is, Boss Chai remembers that sentence of shemale.  So, then Boss Chai took a large sum of money and ran to Thailand

    After returning to China, every time he was in danger, he would see the old god stick appearing to save him.  So he always believed that the old magic stick must be his Yu Tong!  No matter how bad it is, Yu Tong must be in the body of the old god stick

    I thought about the current body shape of the old magic stick.  I asked Boss Chai, "Boss Chai, let me tell you, did you have sex with that Yu Tong?"

    Boss Chai hesitated for a moment: "Why do you ask that?"

    "Old Godmy master's belly is so big, isn't it the child of you and Yu Tong?"

    Boss Chai: ""

    After Little Xia took the talisman medicine for the first time, he woke up feeling depressed, but his eyes were very bright, and he thought it was very useful. When he came every day, the smile on his face was very bright, but I found that Xia Xiaoming was losing weight at a speed visible to the naked eye  Then, in just two or three days, the flesh on his face was gone, and from a distance, he was only skinny and bony, and his clothes looked like a thin matchstick, um, a very long matchstick.  Of course, Xiaogui Xu came with Little Friend Xia.

    Xia Ningzhen is also very happy. In the past few days, she smiled at me every day, making me look uncertain.  Especially after seeing Xuanyuan jumping up and down and following a trapeze person, he was more than a little bit kind to me.  To please me, to please Xuanyuan, she wants to draw Xuanyuan into the army.  I dare not agree.

    Xuanyuan is mentally abnormal!  !

    I also found a very good thing, that is, my old-fashioned computer has become faster, whether it is booting or running, it has become much faster.  I thought it was a matter of character or appearance (I admit that I am not as handsome and beautiful as Xuanyuan, nor as cute and charming as Xu Xiaogui), so my computer ran towards the arms of the two of them.

    Until one day when Xia Xiaoming and the others were about to leave, Xu Xiaogui said to me with a wicked smile: "Uncle, next time you don't go to those websites with Trojan horses to watch movies, it will hurt the computer to drive the graphics card, I will save it for you."  I found a few high-quality URLs, and go there if I want to see something. Also, it¡¯s best to clean up the computer regularly, because the startup and running speed of your computer is really hurtful!!¡±

    I:""

    Anyway, anyway, the small clinic is still operating normally.  Oh, by the way, it is worth mentioning that after Xiao Hei was carried back by me, he disappeared that afternoon.  I don't know if it ran out to meet the cat sister or went to the optician's shop to do its best.  But the glasses didn't come to complain to me, so I think it should be the cat sister.

    Xuanyuan has been smiling more recently, because he and Xu Xiaogui had a lot of fun.  Xu Xiaogui taught him how to play computer, it is very convenient for him to watch and play now.  Sometimes when I don't understand something, Xuanyuan can help me clean it up.  This made me deeply feel that Xu Xiaogui is a computer expert and a very good teacher.

    There are so many heroes around me!  !

    Mai Sike had been here once or twice, seeing that there was no room for him in my clinic, he turned around and left consciously and sadly.  It made me feel guilty, and I thought impulsively, ???No, I¡¯d better tell him where Jin Jing lives.  But in the next second, I woke up. The child who dared to do things like a bully is obviously the kind of person who does things without going through the brain and is very impulsive. I am worried that he will buy a violin.  Every day in the middle of the night, I sing affectionate love songs downstairs in my house. It is a very simple problem to disturb people's cleaning. I am afraid that if someone is unhappy, throw down the small potted plants. Roses are fine. If it is a cactus, sell it to death  I'm afraid I will explain it.  Whether he dies or not is the second thing. The key is that he is a foreigner. If we become the culprits that hinder national friendship and the common development of the world, the loss outweighs the gain

    In the afternoon, after Xia Ningzhen reluctantly left with Xia Xiaoming and Xu Xiaogui, who were in low spirits, Xuanyuan and I cleaned up the small clinic and prepared to go home (Xuanyuan reluctantly helped me turn off the "Xi Yang Yang and Big Big Wolf"  computer).

    The vampire has been in a deep sleep.  This made Xuanyuan curious for a while, poking the vampire's face for a while, and lifting a white coat for a while, but after two or three days of playing, Xuanyuan became bored.  I think he probably thought it was an unconscious humanoid doll.

    After dinner, I saw that the madman was very excited, jumping up and down in the living room.  Xuanyuan went to our current temporary room, took out his laptop, and grabbed the madman: "Xiaodong, turn on the computer for me!"

    The madman was very happy, he agreed wholeheartedly, and took the initiative to lead Xuanyuan into his bedroom.  The madman had a lewd smile on his face, and Xuanyuan was dressed in thin white clothes, ignorantly looking like a pure little girl. This made me feel like the madman was like a wretched uncle who coaxed the little crush to look at the little goldfish

    Xiaoxiao and Jin Jing were in the bedroom with the door closed, looking mysterious, not knowing what they were discussing.

    Paozhu was lying on the sofa in a disfigured manner, holding the remote control in his hand once and then pressing it again and again.

    I smiled kindly: "Qiqi, what's wrong with Xiaodong?"

    Paozhu lifted his eyelids and said weakly: "It seems that the game competition is leading now, and it has been in the top five. From noon to now, I have been running around the room like chicken blood, and my eyes are dazzled.  "

    "Really?! Xiaodong is amazing!!" I sighed.

    Can't tell, a madman has two brushes!  Can achieve such a good result, must make persistent efforts!  Fight for the top three!  !

    Paozhu turned his eyes away from the TV program and looked back and forth at me.  I suddenly felt like I was going to suffer.

    Sure enough, Paozhu smiled brightly at me, then squinted his eyes and said to me: "Brother-in-law, I beg you for something."

    I thought about it and answered: "Tell me what it is first"

    Paozhu patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, it's a very simple thing, and it will never violate your morals. Brother-in-law, you are so powerful, you can definitely do it!"

    "Don't put a high hat on me first, first talk about what it is."

    I don't really believe in firecrackers, this little girl is a ghost, she was chatting and laughing with you one second, and the next second she might push you into a sea of ??swords and flames!  !

    "You promised to help me first, so I will say it!" Paozhu showed a face, "And if you help me, I will never argue with you again, you told me to go east, I will never go west, you let me  I will never drink soup when eating!!"

    Well, such a good condition, I can't believe it.

    But because of Paozhu's hatred towards me, I think that if I really propose to Xiaoxiao in the future, the biggest obstacle may not be my mother-in-law, but Paozhu.

    So, finally I decided to take a gamble.

    It is really a very simple thing!  !  !

    Paozhu wants me to take her out to play!

    It turned out that after Paozhu's entrance examination, Xiaoxiao heard Jin Jing say that the college entrance examination was very stressful, so she discussed with Jin Jing and decided that she couldn't play crazy with Paozhu during this period, and Paozhu must take cram lessons!  Paozhu was very upset, because she hadn't had fun for more than two months during the entrance exam, and her good friends waited so impatiently that Paozhu couldn't be contacted for several comic exhibitions, which made Paozhu  Bamboo fans are almost crazy.  So, after the entrance examination, Paozhu thought that he could relax, but now Paozhu's tone of voice is very aggressive, and every sentence is aimed at Jin Jing. In fact, it has nothing to do with her beautiful teacher. Beautiful teacher  I also care about her

    I learned about the situation, but it is not much different from whether I help or not, right?  Even if I help, how can I help?  ?

    When I asked this question, Paozhu smiled mysteriously and bared his teeth pretending to be calm: "The mountain man has his own tricks, don't worry brother-in-law, anyway, I will go out with you tomorrow. My cousin will call you and ask me about mine."  Whereabouts, you must say that I am by your side!"

    I thought for a while and agreed.  It's really not easy, Pao Zhu is finally willing to call me brother-in-law seriously.  I'm literally on the verge of tears!  !

    Finally, Paozhu stretched out his hand and gave me three high-fives as an alliance.

    "Brother-in-law, let's make an agreement, this is an agreement between the two sessions, you can't tell others!!"

    "Don't worry, my brother-in-law is a very reliable person, but you have to read the book carefully, otherwise your cousin will conduct a surprise inspection or something, and we're both done"

    Firecrackers with black lines all over their heads: "Got it." (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com)??, Paozhu is finally willing to seriously call me brother-in-law.  I'm literally on the verge of tears!  !

    Finally, Paozhu stretched out his hand and gave me three high-fives as an alliance.

    "Brother-in-law, let's make an agreement, this is an agreement between the two sessions, you can't tell others!!"

    "Don't worry, my brother-in-law is a very reliable person, but you have to read the book carefully, otherwise your cousin will conduct a surprise inspection or something, and we're both done"

    ? Firecrackers are full of black lines: " Got it." (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-Six, Vampire Xiaobai

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    The next day, I didn't know what Paozhu said to Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao agreed to Paozhu's request and went to my small clinic with Xuanyuan and me.

    Xiaoxiao also gave me 100 yuan, saying that it was for us to have a delicious meal.

    I suddenly burst into tears, remembering that when I was alone, Xiaoxiao only gave me 5 yuan for lunch.  I have been very resentful about this incident, so I said one more sentence: "This is too much"

    Smiling, he glanced at me and said, "Not much, I'll give 50 to you alone, and 100 to three people is already considered less."

    "What¡ª¡ª! 50¡ª¡ª!" I was shocked.

    Xiaoxiao nodded seriously: "Yes, last time you forgot to bring a thermos back, I just gave you 50 yuan."

    "That's 5 yuan, okay?!" I was crazy.

    Smiling and scratching his head, he said embarrassedly: "Really? Then I read it wrong, I always thought it was 50"

    I'm freaking out.  Five dollars and fifty dollars look very different, okay so I have been saying that Xiaoxiao is very careless (but after this incident, I don¡¯t believe Xiaoxiao for a long time, because she succeeded in making me feel that she is  Intentionally).

    Afterwards, I took the firecracker with my left hand and Xuanyuan with my right hand, and walked peacefully along the way.  Then when we arrived at the small clinic, Boss Chai was already sitting at the door of the clinic, leaning on his chin, waiting for us with anticipation. I let go of their hands and opened the lock.  Boss Chai stood up and walked in like a queen. Paozhu's eyes turned back and forth on me and Boss Chai, and finally fixed his eyes on Boss Chai's neck for a long time, and finally realized  nodded.

    Finally, she shifted her gaze to the vampire by the window. Paozhu imitated Xuanyuan's movements and carefully raised a corner of her white coat: "Brother-in-law, who is he?"

    Before I could answer, Xuanyuan poked his head out from the computer, and said three words expressionlessly: "I don't know!"

    "I don't know!? I don't know how to sleep with you overnight?!" Firecracker screamed!

    ? In fact, he is a vampire. In fact, he was placed with me by the old magic stick. In fact

    Many are true, but I dare not tell her, I am worried that if I tell her so.  Firecracker is not like me, I dare not drink that stinky poisonous blood, but I believe that if it is a pile of shit, Firecracker will eat it in order to become a vampire.  This girl is the kind of tuxedo with a lot of vampires Super fans!  !

    "That's Yu Tong's friend!" Luckily, Boss Chai helped me out, he said casually while putting on nail polish.

    Paozhu let out an oh, and stood behind Xuanyuan to watch "Black Butler 2" together.  Boss Chai was idle and bored, and most importantly, he felt that the old magic stick would not appear if he just stared at the clinic door, so he also ran over and formed a threesome with Xuanyuan and the others.  After a while, wild laughter broke out.

    "Sister Chai, this devil looks like you!"

    Xuanyuan moved his head from the computer to Boss Chai, and looked at Boss Chai's face (he didn't dare to look at Boss Chai's neck, collarbone, skin, chest, these are the forbidden areas of Xuanyuan's sight), and made a slight  He nodded hesitantly.

    Boss Chai patted the firecracker on the head: "How can there be!"

    "Enen, it's a little different, he has no breasts!" Paozhu pointed to the computer screen and said.

    "soy Mujer!"

    However, seeing Boss Chai's shy expression, I actually agree with Paozhu's words

    Well, it¡¯s actually because the next moment, the two sisters (?) hugged each other happily and laughed loudly.  Boss Chai still wants to recognize Paozhu as his younger sister, so I hurried over to change the subject.  Just kidding, if Paozhu really recognized Boss Chai as his sister, I was very worried that Paozhu would also go to Thailand. At that time, I thought I would be crushed to death on the bed by Xiaoxiao.

    When Xia Ningzhen, Xia Xiaoming, and Xu Zhenyang came, Paozhu was squatting on the phone, with his head lowered, his long hair tied up high and hanging on the side of his face, blocking half of her face. Xia Xiaoming and Xu Xiaogui  I looked at the firecrackers several times.  I'm still very satisfied, Paozhu Naogui Nao, but I can't deny that she is really beautiful!  very beautiful!  !

    Here I prepared Xia Xiaoming's talisman (that is, a drop of talisman plus a mouthful of rootless water) and handed it to him.

    Xia Xiaoming swallowed it like taking western medicine.

    Then he fell asleep, but he slept restlessly, frowning and tossing and turning.

    After Paozhu finished making the phone call, she ran away in a hurry. I hurriedly chased her out, and asked her by the door: "Qiqi, where are you going?"

    Without looking back, Paozhu shouted loudly: "Brother-in-law, people from my clubWhip, although he didn¡¯t bring that whip, but the owner who has worked in nightclubs for many years, not to mention a leather whip, is a small shoelace. You have to believe that Boss Chai can also whip you.  *,** burns himself, can't stop

    After the chicken and dog jump, I sent these big Bodhisattvas away, and we had to eat. I looked at Xuanyuan, who was staring at the computer with piercing eyes, and Xiaobai, who was pensive like a statue of David. I decided to  Still called fast food.

    Before we finished our meal here, my cell phone rang like a reminder.

    As soon as I pressed the answer button, I heard a cheerful and nervous voice: "Xiaoer quickly bring Xuanyuan to the Second People's Hospital, your teacher's wife is about to give birth!!"

    Oh, happiness came so suddenly!  The old pig is going to be a father!  !

    Teacher Zhu Xiongjian's daughter-in-law is about to give birth!  !

    I glanced at the taciturn Xiaobai, and Xuanyuan who was eating elegantly. These two people are not eating, but showing off their elegance and nobility!

    In the end, someone with a very unbalanced mind (in fact, it was me!) decided that we would eat directly on the subway with lunch boxes. I see that you two are elegant and noble with 13

    ? Stern facts prove don't talk about eating on the subway, even if eating on horseback, Xuanyuan and Xiaobai's actions are very standard, very noble, very clean

    Anyway, only Lao Tzu was the one who made a fool of himself in the end, and only Lao Tzu ate vegetable soup all over his body, damn it!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-Seven, Zhu Nianci

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    I took Xiaobai and Xuanyuan along and killed them all the way to the Second People's Hospital.  After asking the location of Zhu Xiongjian and the others from the pretty little nurse in the registered outpatient clinic, we ran over sweating profusely.

    Xiaoxiao has arrived, and she is clenching her fists on her chest, as if praying, looking nervously at the operating room.  With a cigarette between his fingers, Zhu Xiongjian sat on the chair with his head down. His originally vigorous hair was stuck to his face listlessly, and his solemn shirt was wrinkled and stuck to his body. He looked like a sloppy king.

    My teacher Zhu¡¯s parents are professors of archeology at X University. During the excavation of ¡°one of Cao Cao¡¯s tombs¡±, a collapse happened and both elders were buried in it.  Teacher Zhu was only 10 years old at that time, and Teacher Zhu was raised by the principal of X University. Since then, Teacher Zhu has no longer been interested in antiques, but has begun to have a feeling for human psychology.  When he first studied psychology, he actually competed with my senior brother. He was so naughty that his friends were afraid of him.

    The principal has a son. Because of his arrival, he took the love of the principal and his wife, so that man hated Mr. Zhu very much.  During the period when Mr. Zhu was in graduate school, the principal passed away. When Mr. Zhu was about to go back to observe his filial piety, he was kicked out by the principal's son in front of all his relatives and friends, and severed any relationship with him.

    Later, Teacher Zhu got together with my current teacher's wife, He Lulu. What's ridiculous is that He Lulu is the woman that boy's son likes, so Teacher Zhu was completely hated by the principal's son.

    He Lulu was also very famous in our school back then. She was beautiful and had a good figure. Those who pursued her lined up from the school gate to the girls' dormitory for several times.  That man disappeared mysteriously Two or three days later, he was helped back with a bandage on his head.

    Although Zhu Xiongjian has always said that he pursued He Lulu, and after ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, he succeeded, but according to my observation, it was my teacher's wife who pursued me, Teacher Zhu.  Because when Mr. Zhu led our class back then, before each class started, he could see a rose with morning dew on his desk.  Of course, I don't know if he has an office.  But, I will tell you, have I ever seen a large stack of pink letter paper in a drawer in Mr. Zhu's office?  I will tell you, those letter papers are beautiful and lovely. Does Mr. Zhu put them into the drawer with a smile on his lips every time after reading them?

    Until Mr. Zhu continued his studies, from undergraduate to postgraduate, from postgraduate to Ph.D., from Ph.D. to postdoctorate, and now as a professor, he has few friends along the way.

    In fact, Zhu Xiongjian is not a bad person, but his mouth is very poisonous, and he is the kind who can't forgive others.  So his colleagues are respectful to him.  The reason why Xuanyuan and I have a good relationship with him is because we don't hold grudges, are heartless, and have no conflict of interest with Zhu Xiongjian

    Seeing us coming, Xiaoxiao immediately put down her prayer gestures and greeted us.  Fortunately, she put it down, otherwise I am very worried, no matter who sees her, God, Buddha, Yuanshi Tianzun, I am afraid they will be so angry that she will not let her wish, her posture is really not standard!

    "Why did you come here!?" Xiaoxiao slapped me hard on the back, almost causing my stomach to bleed.

    I covered my stomach with one hand, took Xiaoxiao's hand with the other, and asked, "How long has it been since Master went in?"

    "It's been almost two and a half hours." Xiaoxiao was worried, and her eyebrows were all together. If Xiaoxiao was a man, this action would be really handsome, but it's a pity

    I nodded and left Xiaoxiao's side.

    In fact, this kind of big hospital is really scary, because the sound insulation effect is very good, and you have no idea what the situation of the pregnant woman is inside.  If it was in ancient times or a small hospital, mothers would toss in it.  Some screamed over and over again, very shrill; some scolded people inside, scolded the bastard husband, scolded the child in the belly who couldn't survive, scolded the damn doctor, all kinds of abuse

    But now, it's quiet inside, except for the red light outside the operating room, it seems that I really don't know what's going on inside, and it feels very scary.

    "Teacher Zhu!" I called out to him, then walked over and sat beside him.

    Then Zhu Xiongjian looked up at me, so scared that I almost sat down on the ground.

    ?This face is full of resentment like a mourning examination, with red eyes and bloodshot eyes

    I thought he was worried about his wife, so he said comforting words: "Mr. Zhu, don't worry, it's fine. Now that science is very advanced, it's really difficult to deliver. Caesarean section is also very safe! Don't worry."

    Xuanyuan also moved over, reached out and shook Zhu Xiongjian's hand, as if giving Zhu Xiongjian strength.

    After Xiaobai came to the hospital, he was always very scared, shrugging his shoulders and hiding behind Xuanyuan.  Xuanyuan didn't know what was going on, so she took good care of her.What kind!  Just like a certain novel written by Grandpa Jin, isn¡¯t there a heroine named Mu Nianci in it?  Love is called a tangle, and love is called a bump I dare not let my son marry her. The most important thing is that I don't want my son to die young, and I don't want to smile before I die  Remarry (well, actually even if I die, I don¡¯t want to), and then my grandson will grow up and fall in love with his master, and finally have a broken arm. In fact, broken arms are not terrible, terrible  Just in case he breaks his back.  At that time, my old man will crawl out of the grave and beat me to death!  !

    [Xiaobei: I would recommend to my dear friends a novel "Counterattack on the Demon God Realm" by my friend Xiao Ye. Gods and demons are invincible in traditional consciousness, but when gods and demons meet people who know high technology, hehe, then  Let people counterattack!  The story is very exciting, the idea is very unique, you will not be disappointed, please take care of me~~~ Thank you!  !  ¡¿(Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-eight, Because you are ugly, you will not be sad easily

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    Xiaoxiao is actually a very careful person.

    Because my teacher's wife gave birth to a child, Zhu Xiongjian and I faced this kind of situation for the first time. Xuanyuan was insane, Xiaobai lost his memory, relying on them would be better than relying on me!  So, when we saw Xiaoxiao entering the delivery room with big bags and small bags, Zhu Xiongjian and I were both dumbfounded.

    Xiaoxiao bought quite a lot of things, milk powder bottles, baby clothes and sheets, everything is really complete.

    When Zhu Xiongjian was with He Lulu, Xiaoxiao ran to the boiling water room with a bag of milk powder, and I felt like following up to help.  Xiaoxiao stuffed the bottle into my hand: "Go and sterilize!"

    "Hey, okay."

    Xiaoxiao tore open the milk powder bag, and I helped her hold the bottle.

    I shyly smiled and asked: "Xiaoxiao, why did you buy such a complete set?"

    Smiling and giving me a blank look: "What do you mean? This is what my mother said, or you two big bastards, I don't think it will work."

    I bet, if it wasn't for Xiaoxiao's lack of free hands, I'm afraid my waist would be bruised for another week or two.

    Xiaoxiao scooped two scoops of milk powder into the bottle, handed the bag of milk powder to me, and then took the bottle: "Little niece is so cute, Xu, let's have a girl in the future, and Shuangfeng is also fine."

    I have long, thick, black lines all over my head, and I really can't understand how cute that wrinkled little guy is.  Also, I think Xiaoxiao still doesn't understand that Zhu Nianci is not our niece (if she married my son, this is still possible).  Strictly speaking, Zhu Nianci is actually my junior sister

    "It's not something we can decide artificially. What if it's a son?" I held the milk powder bag with a rippling smile, moved over and bumped it with my buttocks, and smiled, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you say we haven't been intimate yet?"  Already. Our eveninghuh?"

    "Fuck you, dare to tease my aunt!" Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at me again.

    I don't care: "We have done things that are even more unsuitable for children. Are you still afraid of this? Wife, is it because we haven't practiced recently that your skin has become thinner?"

    "Stay here There are people here" Xiaoxiao put an elbow on my chest, and her eyes signaled me to look at the door.

    I glanced back, indeed, there are people coming and going in the boiling water room, and there is a cute girl with a beautiful figure over there, her face is flushed and her head is lowered to look at us, the boiling water bottle is overflowing  Do not know at all.

    "Hey, little girl, be careful!" Xiaoxiao couldn't help reminding her.

    "Ah!!" The girl screamed, her hands trembled, and she almost burned her hands. She quickly put the stopper on the mouth of the bottle, and ran out like a ghost.

    "what happened?"

    Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered something, closed the bottle cap, and grabbed my collar: "Second Xu, I wanted to ask you before, where is Kiki?"

    I'm Oo!  !

    How did I forget about the firecrackers!

    The girl ran away in less than half an hour in my small clinic, saying that her association was looking for her for something, and she didn't bring any money, so she just ran away, and I couldn't even catch up.  Later, I was busy setting up Xiaobai, getting medicine for Xia Xiaoming, and then I was eating, but I didn't have any food, so I received a call from Teacher Zhu, and I hurried over, I am easy!  ?

    Who the hell remembers the firecracker thing.

    "Second Xu, what's going on? I'm asking you something, why are you in a daze!!"

    "Ah are you asking Kiki?" I laughed, and moved aside while laughing.

    Smiling and pulling me back: "What are you hiding? Is what Qiqi said is true? You are messing around with other women behind my back!"

    Paozhu is her younger sister, so I said how could Xiaoxiao agree to go to the small clinic with her. It turned out that she was an undercover agent sent by Xiaoxiao.

    "No, no, Qiqi went back by herself first. She said that she didn't know Teacher Zhu anyway, and she couldn't help when she came. It's better to go back and rest early. Well, Qiqi helped me a lot today, and it's already very  tired."

    Xiaoxiao tidied up my collar this time, and put me down: "It turns out that I misunderstood you, Xu, I will make it up to you when I go home!"

    compensate!  ?

    How to compensate for thislet me take the initiative!  I have the final say on what position!  !

    As soon as she came out of the boiling water room, the little girl who was almost scalded by the boiling water before was talking in the ear of a woman wearing dark red glasses and a blue skirt.  The woman's hair is that brown, shoulder-length curly hair, which looks a little cute.  After the woman finished listening to the girl, she looked up at me and the one who was walking in front of me, smiled, smiled, and said, "The hooligans are attacking you!"nbsp; I made a pause gesture for Xiaoxiao, then took out my phone and saw that it was Rain Man.

    "Brother Chen, what's the matter? Why are you free to call me today?"

    ¡¾Haha, second, let me tell you some good news, I'm getting married on the fifth day of next month, hahaha.  ¡¿Rain Man was obviously very happy, and his voice trembled.

    I was terrified when I heard that Yuren is getting married!  Didn't he just find Wen Xiulian?  How can Wen Xiulian get married in such a situation?

    "Brother Chen, who do you want to be with"

    ¡¾Of course it's Xiu'er, otherwise who else!  ¡¿

    Scared me!

    But Yuren is really infatuated. Looking at my sister Xiulian now, she doesn't look like she is in her 30s, but in her 50s. Getting a wife is equivalent to getting a mother.  Moreover, Wen Xiulian has mental problems, and there has been no accident yet, which does not mean that nothing will happen in the future, but he really dares to marry Yuren.  And according to my observation, Wen Xiulian always smelled of sweat because of her insanity, but Yuren took good care of her one by one, it seems that his cleanliness has really healed.

    "Really, then congratulations, Brother Chen."

    ¡¾Don't congratulate me first, let me tell you, I want you to be my best man.  Haha, I originally wanted you to witness the marriage, but you are my brother, haha, later my dad said that it would be better to invite my uncle to witness the marriage, because his age and seniority are there.  ¡¿

    "Uncle Chen agreed?" I was taken aback. At the beginning, Old Chen would rather beat them to death than let them be together.

    ¡¾Of course, if he doesn't agree, I'll take Xiu'er abroad!  ¡¿

    This is a good idea. If my old man refuses to agree with me and Xiaoxiao, I will also take Xiaoxiao to go abroad, but the problem of lack of money is very serious.

    "Brother Chen, why do you want me to be your best man? Do you think I'm handsome? Well, you're not afraid that I'll steal your groom's demeanor."

    ¡¾Ahem, second, actually, the reason why I chose you is because you are ugly, I have no pressure¡¿

    Second Olympic!  Where is my ugly face?  Lao Tzu is so personable, so handsome, he actually called me ugly!  By the way, Yuren said I was cheap enough before.

    Dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths, and rain people never have good things to say!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Thirty-ninth, a wave of unrest and a wave of resurgence

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    The big hospital is really a big hospital, and its level of operation is not comparable to that of my No. 2 psychological clinic, which is as small as a palm. Therefore, there was no major accident except for a few fractures in a car accident.

    When night fell, after Zhu Xiongjian and I greeted each other, a group of four of us headed home in a mighty manner.

    I held Xiaoxiao's hand and walked ahead. Xuanyuan and Xiaobai had established a deep friendship. The two of them, Meng Bulijiao and Jiao Bulimeng, walked together hand in hand. I think we made a lot of money along the way.  Lots of eyes and attention.

    On the car back, I received a call from Xia Ningzhen.

    As soon as her cold and charming voice came out of the phone receiver, Xiaoxiao squinted at me almost immediately, and shook my hand away, so I quickly pulled Xiaoxiao back.  Just kidding, Xia Ningzhen and I have nothing shameful, so it doesn't matter if Xiaoxiao hears about it.

    But what Xia Ningzhen discussed with me, I really don't think it should be heard by Xiaoxiao.

    Xia Ningzhen said: [Second doctor, I want to have a good talk with you about Xiaoming.  ¡¿

    "Uh, tell me what you said. As a doctor with ideals and pursuits, I will make arrangements as appropriate." I said this to a certain extent. It not only let my meaning be conveyed to Xia Ningzhen, but also let Xiaoxiao know,  The relationship between me and that girl with a nice voice is quite innocent, um, whiter than white paper, purer than milk.

    [I think my uncle has already told you that Xiaoming must participate in this year's National Martial Arts Competition, and his uncle has signed up for him.  Not some dandy who is surrounded by uncle and us.  I say that, you understand?  ¡¿

    I

    I am not an idiot, I must understand.

    "Then what do you mean?" I was a little impatient, and I just parked the car. I was only focused on answering the phone, and almost fell down. Fortunately, I smiled and helped me.

    When we got out of the car, Xuanyuan was already familiar with our house, so as soon as the car pulled over and stopped, Xuanyuan took Xiaobai and walked forward.  Xiaoxiao was worried that Xuanyuan would not know the way, so he chased two steps forward.

    ¡¾Xiaoming's competition is on the 10th of next month, and Xiaoming has only been treated for half a month. We want to increase the dosage of Xiaoming's medicine.  ¡¿

    Mess around!  The old magic stick has already said clearly before that this treatment process must be enough for seventy-seven, seventy-seven, that is forty-nine days!  Where can I increase the amount and not extend the period!  !

    So I strongly refused: "No! My master didn't say that it is possible to do this. I have to ask him what the old man thinks about this matter first."

    Xia Ningzhen, she is such a simple-minded, well-developed limbs, such a strong and fearless little female captain of the Special Forces, even caught my language loophole: [But Zhang Lao didn't say no!  ¡¿

    "But what if something happens?"

    [I am in charge!]  ¡¿

    I:""

    "Help! There is a ghost!!!" A shocking cry made me almost drop my phone.  I craned my neck to look, and I guessed that some little girl was broken in love again, wandering around drunk, this is my own experience, so I didn't care, and continued to call Xia Ningzhen.

    ¡¾And this is Xiaoming's strong request, the second doctor, if you treat Xiaoming's condition well this time, I will consider continuing to cooperate with you!  ¡¿

    Temptation But I don't know what to do with a special forces captain

    Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, Xia Ningzhen continued to seduce me.

    [You may not know that the current army is too large and saturated, so disarmament is imperative, so many soldiers are under great pressure. If possible, I will arrange them to go to your place, or go to work, or receive treatment  , or  you can do whatever you want.  ¡¿

    work?  This doesn¡¯t work. In my small palm-sized clinic, there are a little more people, and there is no place to stand at all. Some of these people are sitting on the ground (such as me).  It¡¯s okay in summer, sitting on the ground to relieve the heat is still cool.  If it's winter, forget it, it won't freeze people to death!  !

    Treatment, this can be done, because I am very short of money!

    ? Speaking of disposing of it this one is great!  !  Think about it, in a small and small clinic, a large number of special forces served me as my younger brother and servants for mere men dressed in street clothes, one of them squeezed my shoulders, one brought me tea and water, and one helped me mop  Hell, one can help me clean the toilet Tsk tsk, it's too corrupt, too capitalist, too feudal class ruled, too emperor!  This is not the life of a human being, this is completely the life of an emperor, Lao Xia doesn't even have this kind of treatment!

    soSickness!  !

    "how do you know?"

    As soon as I finished asking this sentence, I wanted to take a selfie with my mouth.  Xuanyuan has been doing very well with Xu Xiaogui recently. I think Xu Xiaogui is a computer expert. My old-fashioned computer, after passing through his hands, used to take more than 2 minutes to start up, but now it only takes 30 seconds, and it runs very fast!

    Sure enough, Xuanyuan's answer was as I thought: "Brother Xu said it. I just took a screenshot and showed it to him."

    Oh, no wonder I didn't see the two of them when I came back just now. It turned out that I went to the madman's room to tinker with the computer.

    "Then what does Xu Xiaogui say?" I also became interested, this is related to the reputation of my idol, so I can't be careless!

    Xiaobai poked his head out from behind Xuanyuan, and said timidly: "He said he didn't actually see it, and he didn't know what to do"

    There is no one to prove this, so it is too shameful to put a shit bowl on my idol's head!  !

    I was about to lose my temper, when suddenly there was a sound of sawing wood from outside, I don¡¯t know which family it was from, and I didn¡¯t sleep in the middle of the night, what was going on!  Noisy.

    "I rely on his grandma!"

    Paozhu cursed, ran into the bedroom aggressively, and then came out with a pot of prickly pears, which she brought back from school and put them next to the computer, saying it was radiation-proof.  But now, I saw the firecracker holding the prickly pear and running to the window, and opened the window.

    With a "snap", the prickly pear pot was thrown down, and I vaguely heard a scream

    Then Jin Jing raised her head and shrugged, and said, "I told him a long time ago that there is no possibility for me and him."

    Ow!

    I lay on the edge of the window and looked at it by the light of the street lamp. There were lumps of things lying on the ground in disorder, and there was a strange-shaped object with an unknown musical instrument beside it. The prickly pear had disappeared, leaving a pile of black  dirt and broken ceramic shards.

    Sure enough, it's Maisco!  !

    I was not surprised enough, suddenly there was a gust of wind blowing around me, and then a handsome man in white floated down from the sky, with fluttering robes, under the bright moonlight, wrapped in a burst of fairy air, really like a fairy brother.

    Brother Immortal stood beside Mi Sike, leaned over to take a look at Mi Sike, and even poked Mi Sike on the head with his hand, raised his head and said to us: "He is not dead!"

    I wipe it!  This is the third floor, Xuanyuan jumped down just like that, must he be crazy (in fact, he has always been crazy)!  Also, after all, he can be regarded as a person, who wants to kill him!  !  Xuanyuan really loves to joke!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 40, Sound Transmission

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    The ambulance drove away, I was already sweating profusely, summer is really here.  I called Xue Chun, explained the situation clearly, and went home.

    Xiaoxiao A few girls have finished taking a bath, Xuanyuan is holding the computer and watching "Naruto", Xiaobai is holding the firecracker Ahri pillow, nestling in the sofa watching idol TV series.  I found a set of my clothes for Xiaobai, and handed over the toothbrush set I bought, Xiaobai looked at me blankly.

    What a crime!  Look at the immoral things done by the old god stick, a good vampire, now he has lost his memory and is still stupid.  I seriously doubt that Xiaobai would become a beggar on the street without me

    Then I went over and closed Xuanyuan's laptop: "Don't read it, go wash up, and read it tomorrow."

    Xuanyuan pursed his lips, very reluctant, but he took a look at Xiaobai who was looking at him pitifully, so he compromised.  Holding Xiaobai's hand, like a kindergarten teacher, leading the dirty children from lunch to wash their hands.

    After washing up, we encountered a problem.

    Originally, after Xuanyuan came, our family seriously didn't have enough sleep, and now there is an extra Xiaobai, and I don't know how to allocate sleep.

    Originally, what the madman meant was to let Xiaobai or Xuanyuan stay in the same room with him.  But before Xuanyuan and Xiaobai went to the madman's bedroom to watch the computer poisoning incident, they had already discovered the madman's bedroom, which was dirty, smelly and messy.  I?  Of course I don't want to either!  Moreover, Xuanyuan and Xiaobai have already established a profound friendship, so the two of them held hands tightly and looked at me with pitiful eyes, which made my heart ache.

    So, the end result is

    Xiaoxiao Three girls sleep in one room, the madman sleeps in one room, Xuanyuan and Xiaobai sleep in one room, and I sleep on the sofa.

    To be honest, deep down in my heart, I actually still hate the old god stick. If I can't help, I won't say anything, but I will make trouble for my mother.

    So, we just made it through the night, and when I was drowsy, I was still thinking that when I saw the old god stick tomorrow, I must grab Lao Shen by the collar and let him take Xiao Bai away for me.  Where did you come from, where did you bring it back!  !

    When she woke up the next day, Xiaoxiao wanted to accompany Paozhu because she was on vacation, and it would be fine for Jin Jing to go back, so she stayed and went shopping with Xiaoxiao and Paozhu.  I am very relieved to have Jin Jing accompanying them and laughing at them.  Xiaoxiao, this woman is usually careless and doesn't know how to dress herself up. She even wears my clothes when she wakes up in the morning.  Paozhu was even more worried. Looking at what she usually wears, it is gaudy, and sometimes she wears that kind of colored contact lenses. Paozhu said: "I don't know anything, it's scary, these are color contact lenses, color contact lenses!!"

    I am very afraid that the two sisters will go shopping for clothes, one buys all men's clothing, and the other buys a wedding dress princess lace dress that can't be worn out.

    Jin Jing is different. This foreign girl with 36d is very good at dressing herself up. Where should stand out and where should be covered up?  Not to mention, Jin Jing is actually very tasteful, which makes me wonder why she was able to stay in our small room for more than a month.

    The madman had nothing to do after breakfast, and sat on the sofa dejectedly. I knew he couldn't play games because of the computer. In fact, I was a little bit guilty. After all, everyone in our family thought it was done by black chalk.  As his brainless fan, he was very oppressed.  For example, the late-night snack made by Xiaoxiao last night did not have my share, and Paozhu Leng gave my share to the madman, euphemistically saying: This is a new society, a new Z country, we will overthrow  In every dark corner, let the light shine on every inch of the land.

    It puts me in a bad mood.  To make matters worse, after the three of us arrived at the small clinic, Xia Ningzhen insisted that I increase the amount of Xia Xiaoming's medicine, and even took out a gleaming dagger and compared it to my neck.

    "Don't, let's talk about something, don't get excited, don't get excited." I hurriedly stopped Xia Ningzhen, just joking, if she accidentally shakes her slender hand, I'm afraid I will have to confess my life here.

    Oops, I felt a pain in my neck, followed by a cold.  Damn, these 38s are so fucking daring to do it, they really deserve to be special soldiers, killing people is like crushing ants to death.

    "Do you agree or not!"

    Xia Ningzhen frowned, her baby face looked so terrifying.

    "Promise, promise!"

    Save your life first!

    ?After I agreed, I regretted it a bit. Xia Xiaoming has really lost a lot of weight recently. The round face that used to have a little baby fat now looks like a skinny face with prominent cheekbones.nbsp; This slap woke up Xia Xiaoming, and it also woke me up.

    That's not right, didn't the old god stick say that he was sunbathing by the beach?  Then how does he know about our affairs? It's so strange!

    Well, he is an old god, and he has sound transmission for thousands of miles, and maybe he has farsightedness for thousands of miles.  Well, that must be the case.

    In the afternoon, a disappointed Xia Ningzhen left with a frowning Xia Xiaoming. Xu Xiaogui said he would go home with us to help us, but he didn't go with Xia Ningzhen and the others.  I was puzzled, he was obviously a book boy, and he waved to Xia Ningzhen brazenly and said: "Aunt Xia, you go back, I will go back later by myself, don't let anyone pick me up!"

    Tsk tsk, even a servant will take the trouble to send a car to pick him up, how big is the Xia family!  ?  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-one, the most unforgettable is first love

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    "I won't do it!" This was the first sentence Xu Xiaogui said after seeing the madman's computer.

    The rest of us looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding why.

    "Why!?"

    Firecrackers are hot-tempered, but no matter how many they are, if they rush up, they will grab Xu Xiaogui's arm.  Xu Xiaogui's eyes showed satisfaction, but there was a smile on his face.

    I asked Xiaoxiao to grab the firecracker, turned around and asked Xu Xiaogui: "Little Xu, why? Didn't you swear before that it's easy, you can grab it, and you can get it at your fingertips!? Are you talking big? You don't have any skills at all?  !"

    Xu Xiaogui quickly moved aside, pouted childishly: "It's not that I don't want to help, but it's"

    "But what?"

    "Did your roommate offend my friend?" Xu Xiaogui suddenly pulled my collar and approached me, and asked me out of breath, "Otherwise, my sister Jun would not frame his computer. My sister Jun is a very gentle person  , if he hadn't offended my Miss Jun, what happened today would not have happened."

    "What? Your sister did it!?" I yelled.

    Madman and others also jumped over and surrounded Xu Xiaogui. Xu Xiaogui hid behind me in fright, shaking his body, and tremblingly said: "Youyou wantdo you wantwhat do you want?"

    Paozhu stretched out his index finger and rubbed it under his nose, and smiled softly: "What are you doing? I'm asking you to settle the score!"

    "Pi Pi Pa Pa Pa" smiled and squeezed his fingers bouncing: "So you guys did it?"

    Jin Jing hugged 36d's chest, and shrugged helplessly: "You have committed evil, you can't live."

    Xuanyuan shook his head: "Brother Xu, how could you do this, I misread you."

    Xiaobai pouted angrily: "Huh!"

    Xu Xiaogui, you have aroused public anger, I patted Xu Xiaogui on the shoulder comfortingly: "I'm sorry, public outrage is inevitable, and there is nothing I can do."

    I quickly moved out of my position to let Xu Xiaogui out.

    In the next second, Xu Xiaogui was surrounded by vicious people.  I glanced at the corner, what a poor child, surrounded by this group of snake spirits.  May the Lord bless you, amen.

    After 30 seconds, Xu Xiaogui let out a miserable cry: "I admit defeat!!"

    Then Xiaoxiao rubbed her wrist unwillingly, and retreated: "It's really boring, I gave up so quickly."

    Xuanyuan pulled Xiao Bai out and shook his head: "I can't tell, I really have no backbone."

    Xiaobai nodded fiercely in agreement.

    Paozhu was even more disdainful, and spit out a mouthful of saliva: "It's useless, it's embarrassing, it has no spine, no backbone!! Hmph!"

    Jin Jing shrugged her shoulders, her blond hair brushed past her gently.

    I shook my head speechlessly, what a disgrace, I'm still a manservant of a military family, like Xu Xiaogui, if he is caught by the enemy, he doesn't need to torture him, he doesn't need to coerce and lure him, he will definitely tell everything he knows right away  .

    After the crowd dispersed, I saw Xu Xiaogui looked like a doll that had been spoiled by a little girl.  There are all kinds of stains on the face, sweat, makeup pencil, scratches, blood, everything, the eye circles are half dark, and the clothes are dirty.  When Xu Xiaogui saw me, he rushed over and hugged my thigh as if he saw God, crying, "Uncle! I will help you, I will really help you!!"

    It would have been better if it had been like this earlier, why suffer from such a crime?

    Then I and the madman put Xu Xiaogui in front of the computer desktop, watching Xu Xiaogui's fingers flying around pressing the keyboard.

    Five minutes later, Xu Xiaogui fixed the computer.

    "Okay, let's call it a day!" Xu Xiaogui clapped his hands and immediately jumped up.

    I looked at the madman's computer screen, and I'll fuck it, what a busty celebrity pornographic photo!  !  Lots of shortcut pictures for games!  !  !

    Xiaoxiao and Jin Jing also ran over to have a look, and nodded with satisfaction.

    Paozhu was worried, and grabbed Xu Xiaogui's collar, and said viciously: "Boy, leave your phone number quickly. If Brother Hao's computer has problems, I'm the only one to ask!"

    Xu Xiaogui hurriedly pushed away the few of us who were surrounded by the computer, and jumped back to the computer desk: "Wait, wait, let me add something to his firewall!!"

    I go!  It turned out that Xu Xiaogui didn't help honestly.  Still the firecrackers are powerful and understand the warranty measures.

    After Xu Xiaogui finished, the madman was very excited, so he hurriedly clicked on the picture of the game to enter, and played so much that he forgot what year it is.

    We saw that if we continued to stay here, we would disturb the madman playing games, so we all turned around and went out very consciously, and Paozhu was still very careful.A very mature and charming woman got out of the car, Xu Xiaogui rushed towards the woman impartially, and shouted: "Sister Miaoyu!"

    The witty words were about to laugh at Xu Xiaogui for being coquettish, but the next moment his face changed drastically: "Xiaohua, what's the matter with the injury on your face?"

    Xu Xiaogui rolled his eyeballs, chuckled and said with a chuckle: "I just got into a fight with the puppy and got scratched."

    The witty word looked at Xu Xiaogui's injury, then at me, without saying anything, and pulled Xu Xiaogui into the car.

    Xu Xiaogui poked his head out of the car window and waved at me: "Uncle, goodbye. I will come to play with you again when I have a chance."

    I poohed, what a rude woman!  !

    Just as I was about to turn around and go back, suddenly a person came out from the shadow, and accidentally fell, and the things on my body fell to the ground, and I couldn't stand up several times.  Originally, I wanted to help people, but everyone knows that there are a lot of deceitful people now, maybe I just walked over, and people would yell molestation (it sounds like a very young woman)!

    But I can't just turn around and leave, I hesitated for a long time, I just die!

    I walked over to help her pick up the things and handed them over: "Are you okay?"

    "I sprained my foothuh??"

    Ah for what?  Was it fooled by being thrown?  ?

    "Second Xu!!" The woman pointed at me and screamed.

    Still an acquaintance, I looked up, and by the faint street light, I saw this woman, she was very beautiful and familiar, but I didn't take the bus recently, and I didn't have the opportunity to visit the beautiful woman.

    Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, the woman pointed to her nose and said sadly, "You don't remember me, I'm Meng Yanran."

    Meng Yanran!  !

    Isn't she my first love!  !

    I still remember being ignorant when I was a child. I liked girls and didn't know how to express them. I only knew how to pull other girls' hair.

    Looking at Meng Yanran's downcast eyes, I subconsciously said, "I'll take you home!"

    Then I deeply realized that the most unforgettable thing is first love!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 42, The little girl is very cute

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    After I helped Meng Yanran back to her house, I realized that the distance between Meng Yanran and my house is really close, that is, the distance between the two buildings next to each other.

    This is the tragedy of people in this era.  When going to and from work, the door is tightly closed when entering and leaving, and no one knows anyone except my own family.  Not even a close friend lives next door.

    Meng Yanran's home is very clean and tidy, the decoration inside is very warm, there is a tall and large bookcase, which smells like a book.  This kind of room is very similar to Meng Yanran. Meng Yanran gave me the feeling of cleanliness and elegance.  Speaking of which, Meng Yanran and I haven't seen each other for 6 or 7 years, and the last time we met was at a class reunion many years ago.

    "Mommy!" A little girl ran out of the back room!

    All of a sudden, she flew onto Meng Yanran's body, Meng Yanran sprained her foot, and was knocked back two steps by the impact force of the little girl, but luckily I helped her quickly, otherwise this mother would really fall down  .

    But I was really shocked.

    Meng Yanran laughed half a year earlier than me, she should only be 26 now, but I glanced at the little girl who was smiling very sweetly in Meng Yanran's arms.

    Meng Yanran looked at me in a daze, pinched the little girl's face, leaned close to the little girl's ear, and whispered, "Yaya, call me uncle."

    "Hello, Uncle!" Yaya stood pretty and lively behind Meng Yanran's arm, smiling very sweetly, with long eyelashes blinking, looking really like butterfly wings, and tilting her head very cutely.

    What kind of mother there is what kind of daughter, Yaya and Meng Yanran were very similar when they were young, they looked very cute, their little cheeks were rosy, and they were round, their hair was half-length but not short, and they were tied with two cute curls.  Flying pink knots.

    I squatted down, imitating Meng Yanran's appearance, and pinched Yaya's little face, really pinching: "The little girl is so cute, how old is she?"

    Meng Yanran smiled at Yaya, and asked gently: "Yaya, tell uncle quickly, how old are you?"

    Yaya hid behind Meng Yanran, naively thinking that I couldn't see her, so she said sweetly: "Uncle, Yaya is 6 years old this year."

    This is cute.

    I touched Yaya's little face, this is what I always wanted to do to Meng Yanran back then, but I never did it, so I pulled Meng Yanran's hair all the time.

    I looked around, but found that there seemed to be one person missing in this room.

    "Huh? Where's Yaya's father?"

    When Meng Yanran's eyes darkened, and she lowered her head slightly, I knew I had said something wrong.

    Yaya suddenly ran over and stood in front of Meng Yanran, raised her head and said to me, "Daddy abandoned me and Mommy."

    "No Maybe, Yanran is so beautiful, which man would be willing to do it!" I looked at Meng Yanran's face and said with some uncertainty.

    Yaya jumped up and down, pouted and said, "Really, really, I abandoned it, I really abandoned it, so Yaya didn't attend the parent meeting. Uncle, you don't know anything."

    "Sorry, I didn't mean to"

    Meng Yanran patted Yaya on the head, pointed at the TV and said, "Yaya is watching TV, mommy and uncle have something to say."

    "Oh." Yaya pouted, glared at me unhappily, and then ran away.

    "I'm sorry, second, I made you laugh." Meng Yanran smiled bitterly at me.

    I quickly shook my hand: "Don't, don't, don't say that, I shouldn't mention it."

    "Stop talking standing up, let me pour you a glass of water." Saying that, Meng Yanran got up and limped towards the kitchen.

    "No."

    But Meng Yanran had already walked over.

    After five minutes, I was so eager to go back.  Meng Yanran's eyes turned red, and she came out with a glass of water.

    She has cried, I shouldn't be talking nonsense.

    I took the water glass with a slightly embarrassed expression: "Yanran, I'm sorry about that."

    "It's okay, it's already okay. I'm thinking about it, I have Yaya now, I'm very happy and satisfied." Meng Yanran forced a smile, and kept comforting me, saying that she was okay.

    Women are like this, they obviously like and care about it, but they have to pretend to be indifferent, which is really insincere.

    "Then, who is Yaya's father?" I think I'm completely talkative.

    The next second, Meng Yanran gave me a deep look, making me think that cute little girl was my daughter.  Although Meng Yanran is my first love, Meng Yanran and I really have nothing to do. At most, at the last class reunion, Meng Yanran was drunk and I took care of her.It's just for one night.  But I swear: when we wake up the next day, our clothes are very neat.

    "Haha, but Yaya is really cute. No wonder Xiaoxiao told me that she would have two daughters with me. Sure enough, daughters are much more worry-free than sons. Haha."

    I tell jokes that aren't funny because I'm laughing.  Meng Yanran followed me with a wry smile.

    "Smile?" Meng Yanran asked strangely.

    I scratched my head: "Well, it's my daughter-in-law, her name is Xiaoxiao."

    "Oh" Meng Yanran asked me softly with an uncertain expression, "So, are you married?"

    "Not yet, but soon. You also know what I am. It would be nice to find someone to love."

    "Oh, then I bless you. You must live happily"

    What are you doing?  !

    So I was on the way home in a very bad mood.  What happened to Meng Yanran?  Could it be that she has a crush on me?  Otherwise, why did she look so distressed when she heard me say that my daughter-in-law smiled.  But if she told me that she likes me 7 years ago, maybe I might still have a relationship with her Ahem, let¡¯s just read this, don¡¯t tell Xiaoxiao!  Shhdon't mention it in front of Xiaoxiao!  !

    When I got home, Paozhu was still playing the game in the original posture, but the clothes were changed into pink pajamas, and the sound of the game seemed to have changed to disappearing stars.

    Seeing me come back, Paozhu raised his chin and shouted loudly towards Xiaoxiao and their bedroom: "Cousin! Brother-in-law is back!!"

    I was not happy about Paozhu calling my brother-in-law. The next second, Xiaoxiao ran out murderously like a wild horse, looking at me with sharp eyes.

    "Second Xu, where have you been?"

    I hesitated, pointed my finger back and forth outside the window and the bedroom: "Send Xu Zhenyang home."

    Paozhu flicked his finger up and down on the phone, and said, "It will take more than an hour to send someone home. Where is his home? Are you taking him home?"

    I am stupid!  If the firecrackers are not sold one day, I will feel uncomfortable, right?  !

    "Yes! Second Xu, tell me, where have you been fooling around?" Xiaoxiao approached me, and his fingers were crackling.

    "Brother-in-law, you will be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist. Hurry up and tell the truth." Paozhu was very happy to fan the flames.

    I feel like throwing my hands up in surrender: "Don't, smile, don't! I'm honest, really honest!! I just met an acquaintance"

    "Acquaintance? Male or female?" Xiaoxiao clenched her fists and approached me step by step.

    I squatted in the corner, drawing circles boredly: "girl"

    "What!? Female!!!?"

    Laughing** so angry that he wanted to swallow me alive!  Then he punched my face with a fist, and when the fist was 0.01 cm away from me, I yelled!

    "Daughter-in-law, don't get excited!! That woman is married!! The children are 6 or 7 years old!!"

    Hearing what I said, Xiaoxiao turned his gestures and wiped the dense sweat on my forehead, and then the master stroked my messy hair for me: "Look at you, you are sweating profusely from exhaustion, hurry up!"  , go and wash it off! The whole body smells of inferior perfume."

    Yo, it seems that it is good for Xiaoxiao and Jin Jing to go shopping together, now they will talk about the smell of inferior perfume.

    Xiaoxiao knows me very well, I am not interested in a married woman, let alone a woman with a 6 or 7-year-old child.

    Not to mention, I really didn't pay attention to the madman and Xu Xiaogui before, the smile tonight is really beautiful.  The top is wearing a very beautiful white shirt. From the neck down and above the chest is a very transparent lace lace. I don¡¯t know if I bought a new underwear inside, but it looks really plump. The lower body is a pair of  The off-white knee-length skirt, the overall effect is really good, Jin Jing has a good vision.

    I pulled Xiaoxiao into my arms and pinched Xiaoxiao's nose: "Daughter-in-law, you are really beautiful dressed up like this today!"

    Xiaoxiao pushed my chest and almost hurt me internally!

    "Didn't I be pretty before!?"

    "beautiful, beautiful before, even more beautiful now!"

    "real?"

    "of course it's true!"

    "Xu~~~!"

    "Smile~~~!"

    Xiaoxiao closed her eyes and pursed her mouth slightly, looking very intoxicated.

    Ouch, isn't this killing me? I haven't made out with Xiaoxiao for almost a month and a half. How can I handle this situation.  Almost immediately, my lips met those of Xiaoxiao.

    We kissed so ecstatically and made very loud noises.

    The next moment, Paozhu suddenly screamed: "Ah! Do you want to be so enthusiastic!"

    Xiaoxiao and I suddenly woke up, but I still hugged Xiaoxiao tightly in my arms.

    Paozhu stood up, put the mobile phone into the cute little horizontal bag on the belly of the pajamas, and patted the snow-white paws: "Okay, I will give you the living room, and I will go back to sleep."

    Then he walked away with a smile.

    After Xiaoxiao and I looked at each other in blank dismay, we quickly went about our own business.  I went to take a shower and smiled to collect the clothes.

    It's not that I don't want to continue, but that our family has so many eyes, I'm afraid that Xuanyuan or someone will come out and see what we're doing.  Then I'm not at a disadvantage!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)up.

    We kissed so ecstatically and made very loud noises.

    The next moment, Paozhu suddenly screamed: "Ah! Do you want to be so enthusiastic!"

    Xiaoxiao and I suddenly woke up, but I still hugged Xiaoxiao tightly in my arms.

    Paozhu stood up, put the mobile phone into the cute little horizontal bag on the belly of the pajamas, and patted the snow-white paws: "Okay, I will give you the living room, and I will go back to sleep."

    Then he walked away with a smile.

    After Xiaoxiao and I looked at each other in blank dismay, we quickly went about our own business.  I went to take a shower and smiled to collect the clothes.

    It's not that I don't want to continue, but that our family has so many eyes, I'm afraid that Xuanyuan or someone will come out and see what we're doing.  Then I'm not at a disadvantage!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-Three, Two Little White Boys

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    The next day I took Xuanyuan Xiaobai and the firecrackers to my small clinic.

    Originally, I planned that we would walk over there to exercise, but Paozhu gave me a contemptuous look, then dragged Xuanyuan and Xiaobai to the bus, swiped the bus card, and then Paozhu said to me: "Brother-in-law, you can do it too."  A public card, 10% off the fare."

    real or fake?  It turns out that buying a bus card has this benefit!  ?

    However, I am determined not to buy a bus card.  Because, hehe, I still have two yuan for the fare every day, but I was messed up by the firecrackers, okay, I have to use a public card every day with no money.  This is not to frame me!  Therefore, I have always thought that firecrackers are femme fatales!

    When we arrived at the small clinic, the four of us had a clear division of labor.  I turn on the air conditioner, clean the house, Xuanyuan turns on the computer, and watches cartoons. Xiaobai is cute and follows Xuanyuan. As for the firecrackers, oh, she went to the toilet with her mobile phone. I don¡¯t know if she ate too much last night.  .

    As usual, Boss Chai was the first one to arrive. At this time, he was sitting on the sofa boredly, concentrating on his eyes, playing the Tetris game console without any distractions, and he didn¡¯t know where he got such an old version of the game console.

    At 8:30, the old hooligan reported on time.  The Xia family's aunt and nephew came in together with him, and I stood at the door with my handkerchief in my hand, looking forward: "Where is little Xu Zi, hey, where is little Xu Zi?"

    When Little Emperor Xia floated past me like a ghost, he said, "I'm recuperating at home. It's because I have a bad self-image, and I have no face to face Jiangdong's elders."

    Then he walked forward, took two steps, and suddenly muttered to himself: "Is Xu Zhenyang from Jiangdong? But I remember that he seems to be from the capital"

    I:""

    Paozhu is very obedient today, she didn't run around, she stayed in the clinic very obediently, sitting on the side obediently, not to mention, in fact, when Paozhu sat obediently and didn't talk, she was still very quiet and elegant, plus she  She looks beautiful, um, I saw Emperor Xia sneak a lot of glances at her.

    This made me very happy. Think about it, if the little emperor Xia and Paozhu are together, and they get married in the future, then my brother-in-law will be the grandson of the former Minister of Defense Xia. Tsk tsk, I feel very proud.  It makes me want to contribute to Pao Zhu and Xia Xiaohuang.  But unfortunately, my small clinic is too small, and there is no room for the two of them to be alone.

    By the way, I also found Yuren's folding chair. I saw that Yuren's cleanliness disorder had been cured by sister Xiulian, and he had no intention of taking it, so I took it out for everyone to sit on.

    After Little Emperor Xia fell asleep, Witch Xia pulled me aside and whispered.

    "Psychiatrist, Xiaoming still wants to participate in martial arts competitions, so we hope"

    I interrupted her immediately: "Don't hope, I won't increase his dose anyway, and I don't want to kill him, besides, the old godthe gods don't agree either."

    Xia Ningzhen shook his head: "No, doctor, you misunderstood, I didn't ask you to increase the dose of medicine. Here, my uncle gave you these two tickets, saying that he wanted you and Mr. Zhang to go to the scene  Take a look, cheer for Xiaoming."

    What the hell.  Isn't the Xia family a big family?  How could there be no one to cheer for little emperor Xia!  Just kidding!  !

    I changed my mind, and I understood. In fact, it was not me who was invited, but the old god. Not very good, stick, but I am also a closed disciple of the old god stick. I can¡¯t justify not inviting the old god stick.  It was also me who sacrificed the opportunity to earn money and lent my small clinic to them, and I was also helping Xia Xiaoming with the issue of medication.  Therefore, I have worked hard without credit, and I have worked hard without hard work.

    I looked at the date, it was August 13th, 20 days away from now.

    To be honest, I have always had a question, that is, how to make the simple dispensing process, why did the old magic stick ask me to do it, if they can't do it directly for the Xia family, they chose me.

    ? At first, I thought that the old magic stick had calculated that the Xia family wanted to not take the medicine on time, and gave it to me to control Xia Xiaoming's period of taking medicine.  Until later, after the old god stick married someone, they raised their children happily in a certain yard. When I asked the old god stick why, the old god stick said: "Actually, it's not that complicated, but it's because of your birth date.  Look, your life is very hard, and the medicine talisman will pass through your hands, and you will not be poisoned."

    After I heard this, I was so angry that I wanted to beat someone up. He obviously played with Lao Tzu's life, okay!

    However, after thinking about my image of a handsome and unrestrained gentleman and my high status, I don't care about it like an old god stick!  !

    So the Xia family should indeed invite me to see Xiao XiaoRun, the madman is very calm now, just sighing from time to time, I asked the madman quietly, and the madman said heartbrokenly: "The first place is completely missed for me! Sad!! Really sad!!!"

    After we walked aimlessly on the street for more than half an hour, I finally understood the purpose of Xiaoxiao.

    Because I saw Meng Yanran taking Yaya out for a walk, and when we greeted each other, Xiaoxiao almost put his whole body against me, "Xu, husband", which made my calf tremble.

    I always thought that Xiaoxiao was the kind of brainless, heartless, and generous woman who didn't know how to be jealous. It turned out that the person who was brainless, heartless, and didn't know what jealousy was was actually me!  !  !

    (Helping a friend to promote a novel: ¡ª¡ª "Counterstrike of the Demon God Realm", introduction: When a mortal meets a cultivator, should he bear all this silently, or take up the technological weapon in his hand and start to fight back.

    This book "Counterattack Demon God Realm" will use a novel perspective to show the contest between mortals and immortal cultivators.  To protect your own world, your own homeland, you need your strength to fight against the demon cultivators, ghost cultivators, and all kinds of strange monsters and monsters that invaded from the demon world.

    "Reverse Attack on the Demon God Realm" consists of volumes such as Mount Tai Immortal Mansion, Elimination of Evil in the Human World, Five Elements in the Spirit World, Invasion of the Demon World, etc. The confrontation between mortals and immortal cultivators is unfolding, so stay tuned.

    I hope you guys can go and have a look, and you won¡¯t be disappointed~~) (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 44, wait a minute, there is detailed work!

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    As I said a long time ago, I am not suitable for reading because my memory is not good.  For example, a general student can recite a poem in one morning, but I have to recite it for three mornings, and I don't know the meaning of the poem at all.  I remember when I was in high school, I was quite handsome at that time, because I was tall, and I liked to fight with a ruffian atmosphere, and I was occasionally seen on the basketball court, so I still received some  Romantic pink love letter.

    One of them is very deep in my memory, because she wrote it very beautifully, and it was a very long poem. I can¡¯t remember the specific content, because I didn¡¯t understand what it meant.  She is the representative of the Chinese class, and she is also my deskmate, so she helped me translate.  She said that it seemed to be some kind of Tibetan poem, and the hidden words were connected together: "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees, and you don't know if you are happy with the king."

    But for me, such love poems are better to write directly "ah, you are my big tree, I am your little grass", "Dear Xu, I love you, let's date" These are either tactful or direct.  The words come with a feeling.

    So later this matter was left alone.

    My EQ is actually very low. Therefore, Xiaoxiao used the excuse of taking a walk at night to actually watch her imaginary rival in love. In fact, I didn't expect it at all.  Especially Meng Yanran gave me a very sad look, which made me almost think that I was the heartless Chen Shimei who abandoned his wife and daughter (I don't think my surname is Chen!).

    Xiaoxiao liked Yaya very much, and she took Yaya to buy a bag of ice cream to eat.

    "He likes Yaya very much." Meng Yanran said to me as she watched one big and one small bouncing around.

    I spread my hands: "Yes. It's just a pity that we have never been able to have a child."

    "Oh, that's right!"

    I don't know if it's my illusion, but I seem to see Meng Yanran's eyes shining as she looks at the smiling back.

    When I went back, Xiaoxiao was very happy, and gave me a goodnight kiss before going to bed.  I'm not an idiot if I don't take advantage of it!  So, I hugged and smiled and kissed enough before letting go.

    My good mood lasted until the next morning.  Arriving at the small clinic the next day, when I opened the door, I thought I had been burglarized!

    The sofa was pushed into a mess, and there were suspicious footprints on it. My ice-cracked table was placed in the corner, and the case of the "Perpetual Calendar" on the leg of the table was torn in half and crumpled on the leg of the table.  below.  Also, the small notebook I put on the computer desk was randomly dropped on the ground at the door, and I stepped on it.  The plastic vases and flower arrangements that were originally placed on the small table also fell to the ground. What was even more annoying was that the cover cloth on the TV was thrown on the ground, and Dabai and Xiaohei were tightly leaning on each other.

    "What the hell happened?"

    Luckily, there is nothing valuable in my clinic, except for an old computer, but it is still in place.

    Seeing us coming, Xiao Hei jumped up and jumped straight into the firecracker's arms, Da Bai stood up lazily, wobbled to the sofa at the far end, curled up into a ball, and fell asleep.  past.

    Since both Xiao Hei and Da Bai are still alive, maybe the little thief didn't dare to come in. The most important thing is that there is no sign of the lock being opened.  After I tidied up the small clinic, Boss Chai hadn't come yet. I thought about it, maybe he gave up.  Thinking about it, the old god stick avoided him all day long, and it was for nothing that he guarded him like this.  Besides, his family has a big business, without him as the general manager, it would be really bad.

    The computer is still occupied by Xuanyuan and Xiaobai to watch cartoons, and today I watched "Qin Shi Mingyue", Paozhu also likes this cartoon, holding a mobile phone and sitting next to him with a folding chair.

    Xia Xiaoming and the others hadn't come yet, and I had nothing to do, so I took out my phone, logged on to QQ, and checked the space.

    I watched some adult jokes in the space, and then remembered that it had been a long time since I bubbled up among the readers.  So he made a grimacing expression.

    This reader group was added a long time ago. There are authors, editors and readers. There are a total of 209 people, and it has always been harmonious.  You can share all kinds of things in the group, whether it¡¯s videos, anecdotes, or novels, and you can also quarrel. The only group rule is to always bubble up. If you don¡¯t show up for a month, the administrators will kick him out.

    Just as I posted an emoji, someone called me the next moment.

    [Xiao Ye: Nine days, you are here, I haven't seen you for a long time.  Come and see if you get it]

    [Brother Jiuri: Take a break from cooking, I saw you flirting with a pretty little crush yesterday!  ¡¿

    ¡¾Night:.  .  .  Nine days, you are so dishonest that you even peeped at the screen!  !  ¡¿

    [I am the master: 9494, nine days, no matter what you sayHere I was explaining clearly to Xiao Ye that Xuanyuan stood behind me at some point, looking nervously at the street outside the door, I was startled by him.

    "What what's wrong?"

    A trace of doubt appeared in Xuanyuan's eyes, then he frowned and shook his head slightly.

    Forget it, Xuanyuan has actually been normal since he came to my house, but even though he looks normal, I haven't forgotten the fact that Xuanyuan is actually a lunatic.  So I was very afraid of him, and many things went according to his wishes, such as the matter of Xiaobai sleeping with him, such as the naming of Xiaobai and Dabai, I followed his thoughts.

    "Brother, if it's okay, why don't you continue to read comic books (that is, those "Oolong Courtyard")?" I thought about my words, worried that I would offend him.

    Xuanyuan ignored me, still staring in that direction blankly.

    I moved myself towards Xiaobai and Paozhu, wanting to stay five meters away from Xuanyuan.

    However, Xuanyuan put his hand on my shoulder, stopped me from fleeing, and said in a daze, "Wait a minute, Xiaoer, I have to do something carefully!"

    Careful work, what careful work?

    At that time, I was really stunned for five seconds.

    Xuanyuan stretched out his finger, and I looked in the direction he pointed. It was under a tree, and there were two neatly dressed people there. Their hair was waxed, and it was shiny. They were social elites at a glance.  , one of them was smoking a cigarette, the other was leaning against a tree trunk, whispering to each other from time to time, they should be talking about something.

    How could this be a fine work, Xuanyuan has been fascinated by watching "Qin Shi Mingyue" recently!

    "Also, I've already finished reading the comic book, Xiaoer, when will you buy me other ones?" Xuanyuan said confidently, so I had to pay him twenty yuan (I have money on me, I can play it well)  Thanks to Xuanyuan and Xiaobai, because of them, Xiaoxiao gave me enough money every day).

    Xuanyuan took the money, then took a fixed look at me, and said: "Be careful with them, I saw them outside the door for many days."

    I nodded repeatedly, and then watched Xuanyuan gracefully walk back to the computer desk and sit down.

    In fact, I didn't pay attention to Xuanyuan's warning at all. A person with neurological problems can listen to what he says, but he can't believe it. I still understand this.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-Five, It's Really Not My Fault

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    After Xuanyuan walked away, I suddenly remembered that the author Xiao Ye mentioned seemed very familiar, where should I have heard it.  But when I think about it carefully, I really can't remember it.  Originally, I could go to Baidu directly on the computer and it would be ok. However, I took a look at a certain old-fashioned computer surrounded by Xuanyuan Xiaobai and firecrackers, and I was desperate.

    Of course, at this time, I think many friends have guessed that I still have a mobile phone.

    So I found a result that made me very angry.

    The author Desert One Eagle is indeed very famous. The reason for his fame is not because of how good his writing is, or how ridiculous his writing is, buthe is scolded.  Because all his works are unfinished.

    In 2005, Desert wrote his first novel, titled "Ancient Ruins".  Then step by step to the other side of glorious success (we can also understand that he conquered all the beauties and successfully established a harem, and the world voluntarily split his legs and let him pick).  The beginning is very grand, the momentum is very majestic, the article has only published ten chapters, and the number of clicks has already exceeded 100,000. The following readers have replied a lot, and the number of clicks and favorites has skyrocketed. When such a novel is less than 30,000 words, deserts and websites  signed.  The number of readers is growing exponentially every day, and there are countless people who browse the webpage every day for updates. Almost every minute, there are people commenting, urging more and throwing money, and so on.  At the end of the 300,000-word mark, Pig¡¯s Knuckles brought a certain princess who had been hunted down and lost her memory back to China in a very arrogant manner. When he was going to do something big (such as regaining the throne of the emperor), the article stopped updating.

    Because there was a new book in the desert called "The Abnormal Ring", readers did not abandon it, continued to pursue it, and continued to urge it to be updated page by page. The number of words in the novel is not as many as the readers' comments.  I glanced at the introduction of the work hastily, it seems to be an urban supernatural novel, the introduction is: A man who was born unlucky, accidentally got a simple ring, and since then he has a silver-haired beauty by his side.  Get promoted and get rich, good luck comes one after another

    I clicked in and took a look, I wiped it!  It¡¯s over in only 60 chapters. I took a look at the ending chapter. It seems that after the male protagonist became a project manager of a certain company, the ring disappeared strangely. The male protagonist became a bad luck again.  Drunk driving, fell into the river and died.

    This rotten ending is too untechnical!

    Therefore, under this novel, the desert was scolded by readers, which took up many pages. There were also two or three long comments, about 1,000 characters long, with rich wording, comprehensive language, and excellent diction.  Sharp, ahem, my generation is far behind.  Here, what I want to say is that we must believe that there are many readers who are masters of writing, editors, and liberal arts students with rich languages, so the tragedy of the desert will definitely not be the last.

    Oh, I also missed a sentence, it was written in large letters by the desert, he said that the reason why it was unfinished was because he thought of a better stalk.

    Actually, to be honest, I am already desperate for him.  But I couldn't bear to be curious, I followed the link he gave, and I clicked in.

    The name is "Blood Eater". Don't ask me what kind of novel Desert wrote this time. I didn't read its introduction carefully, because I glanced at the word count and gave up. It's only 350,000 words. What can I write?  .  I'm afraid it's over just now.  I'm already speechless about the uncredited, immoral, unscrupulous, and three unethical behaviors written in the desert, okay?  ?

    I combined what I saw just now with what Xiaoye said before, and I preliminarily judged that the desert should be of the hysterical type. His willpower is short-term, and his plan is non-long-term.  He tends not to follow the plan.  Hysterical people are very hasty and sudden in deciding whether to decide on a certain issue.  People suffering from hysteria may make a hasty decision after weighing something, or they may hesitate for a long time, and they can't make a decision after thinking twice like a neurasthenia person.  Obviously, the desert belongs to the former, especially in full view.

    To put it bluntly, the desert is actually a three-point enthusiasm for doing things. This should not be regarded as a disease, but his character and thinking are too detached, and he cannot grasp himself or be grasped by others.

    Of course, it may also be that the desert doesn't like being restrained by others, so it uses this method to fight.

    After returning home, the madman was watching TV, but I glanced at the TV program, and the looming saliva at the corner of the madman's mouth, I knew that the madman's thoughts were not on the TV.  Jin Jing was taking a shower in the bathroom, while Xiaoxiao was busy in the kitchen.

    Xuanyuan had already dragged Xiaobai into the kitchen to wash his hands, I found that Xuanyuan was very concerned about taking care of Xiaobai, which made me care about the relationship between the two of them.The reason is that Xuanyuan is now insane.  One must know that the current Xuanyuan, like a peerless master, comes and goes without a trace.

    "What are you doing?" Jin Jing was wearing a sexy nightdress, tilted her head, brushed her hair with one hand, and wiped her wet hair with a handkerchief with the other. She raised her eyes and asked us strangely.

    After all, it was my fifth customer, so I quickly reached out and hugged Xiaoxiao's fist, waved to Jin Jing, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, we see a friend is here, we welcome him.  It's okay, go and blow dry your hair."

    "Oh." Jin Jing wiped her hair and went back to the bedroom.

    Xiaoxiao glared at me unhappily, but Xiaoxiao really took care of my face, since I said so, so Xiaoxiao turned and went back to the kitchen to cook.  Seeing that neither Xiaoxiao nor I had dealt a fatal blow to Mai Sike, Paozhu and Madman walked away bored.  Xuanyuan and Xiaobai were originally together with Xiaoxiao, Xuanyuan gave him a warning look, took Xiaobai with him, and turned around to tinker with the computer.

    So, Mai Sike had dinner with us tremblingly (this vocabulary is extracted from Xuanyuan Quotations).

    ? After dinner, I didn't agree to the fact that I wanted to make an inch of it and stay here, not to mention that Jin Jing turned a blind eye to me.  There is really no place to sleep at home, unless he learns from horses and sleeps standing up.

    After driving Mai Sike out the door, I also heard the sound of people scratching the door like a cat's claw outside.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-Six, Little Sister, Let¡¯s Make an Appointment

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    The next morning, when I woke up, I saw Mai Sike squatting tremblingly next to the TV, with his hands behind his back ridiculously, with drooping corners of his eyes, and I don't know what happened.  I recalled it, I remember that I drove Mai Sike out of the house last night, who let him in?

    I looked around and found no suspicious person, and it seems that Miu Sike is not as scary as he looks on the surface. As long as he doesn't go crazy and beat people, he is actually a cute little guy.  So I raised my eyebrows and didn't mind this small link.

    I was about to wash up. The next moment, I saw Paozhu brushing my teeth, bouncing over, then stretching out my hand to pinch a bunch of hair protruding from my head, and then bouncing back.  .

    I clearly saw three black lines hanging on the bandaged face of Mai Sike, and then looked at me pitifully.  Hehe, that little one looks like Xiao Hei and Da Bai.

    Today, because of the sales, we lost one person in the team going to the small clinic. Paozhu said that she wanted to protect Jin Jing's body and be safe for the first time, so she didn't plan to go to the small clinic with me to play.  Anyway, I went to watch anime and had nothing to do (this is the original words of Paozhu).  Before leaving, Paozhu filled a bowl full of food with the thermos bottle I used to hold the food, solemnly handed it to me, and told me carefully: "Brother-in-law, please take care of Dabai and Xiaohei.  Let them be hungry, Xiao Hei and Da Bai are so cute, it's a pity that we can't see them today."

    Damn, what happened to this little cousin?  It doesn't matter whether her brother-in-law is well fed and clothed or not, it's inexplicable that she cares about these two little beasts!  !

    Therefore, only Xuanyuan and Xiaobai followed me in the end.

    Boss Chai came here today. He didn't wear that kind of sexy skirt, but very smart casual clothes. He looked dusty, and seemed to be out of spirits. He had been leaning on the sofa to sleep since he came.  I glanced at him, the dark circles under his eyes were heavy, could it be that he was punched twice?

    I thought about it again, and it wasn't right. With Boss Chai's connections and power, and I think that apart from facing the old god stick and the rain man, Boss Chai seems to have never been wrong.  Dare to do something to him, I think it must be too long, for this kind of impatient people, in the current harmonious society, there will be no drop.

    So, who dares to beat him!  It's not that he ate the gall of the ambitious leopard.

    As soon as I entered the small clinic, I wanted to scold my mother.  I don't know what's going on, every time I go to the small clinic these two days, it's like being thieves, but fortunately, nothing is lost.  It's just a mess, the couch or something is being pushed all over the place.

    I saw that Xiao Hei seemed to have gained weight, and his stomach was almost stuck to the ground. Seeing us enter the room, he jumped off the computer keyboard with a stride, rubbed around Xuanyuan's calf, and meowed.  Shouting to please.  Xuanyuan pulled Xiaobai to squat down, Xuanyuan stretched out his hand to touch Xiaohei's head, under Xuanyuan's encouraging eyes, Xiaobai timidly stretched out his hand to gently scratch Xiaohei's chin.

    Is there something wrong with these two men?  In other words, men who are insane have problems, and if two people have a little black together, does this count as a threesome?  ?

    I searched around, but I didn't see Dabai. I guessed that Xiao Hei must be bullying Dabai, and Dabai ran away.  Because of my cat, I know that this dead cat is the best at pretending to be cute in front of handsome men and beautiful women. In fact, it is very cunning and vicious inside.  I used to be on the side of an alleyway, and saw little black lonely cats fighting, screaming and screaming, chasing a group of wild cats to the ground (this should be cats running away?).

    So after I gave Xiao Hei breakfast, I was greatly surprised.

    Because Xiao Hei didn't start to eat immediately, but poked his fat head and sniffed in the basin, then turned his head and left without hesitation.  It doesn't make sense, because Xiao Hei is the first animal whose stomach is captured by Xiao Xiao's cooking skills.  Then I saw Xiao Hei running out of the window, and after a while, he walked back gracefully with kitten steps.  Dabai paused three times, and reluctantly followed behind Xiao Hei's buttocks. I think that if we hadn't been there, Da Bai might have bitten Xiao Hei's tail that was swollen like a feather duster.

    Then Xiao Hei, like a loyal dog (actually it is a cat!), pretended to be tender and barked, moved away, and let Da Bai have breakfast. Da Bai walked over gracefully step by step, then lowered his head, and put pink  He sniffed the bowl with his dark nose, and tentatively stuck out his tongue to take a sip.  Then he put his head down and ate fiercely, while Xiao Hei kept meowing beside him, Da Bai raised his head and gave Xiao Hei a paw very unhappy.

    I thought Xiao Hei would fight back fiercely, and then we watched a cat and dog fight live.  But Xiao Hei yelled aggrievedly, then shrank to one side and squatted down, looking at Da Bai pitifully as he feasted.  Dabai let out a disdainful bark, then continued to bury his headThere was really no defense, so I leaned back as soon as I leaned back.  The head is still resting on a soft thing, which is very comfortable.  Suddenly, my feet were swept away by a strong force, and I fell into a dog gnawing mud in embarrassment.  It caused Xuanyuan and Xiaobai to look sideways, and even Xiaohei and Dabai were yelled out in fright (actually, I think Xiaohei was just joking at me again, and I don¡¯t know why I thought so, probably because of my sixth sense, or  It may be the reason why Xiaobei that stinky boy deliberately belittled my character!).

    "Second brother, are you okay? I actually want to talk to you, nothing else. Get up, get up, you know where I work, this is my natural reaction, I'm really sorry."

    Boss Chai squatted down to help me with a guilty expression on his face. I took a look at Boss Chai's towering parts and immediately burst into tears. I felt that I was really more wronged than Dou E!  !  !  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-Seven, Ink Painting

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    For a long time afterwards, I could only look at Boss Chai's bewilderingly beautiful face and listen to Boss Chai's talk about the battle of the Four Tigers that had nothing to do with me.

    After listening to it, I realized that it turned out that Boss Chai didn't come to the camp yesterday not because he gave up, but because he ran off to fight.  From his narration, I learned that the biggest leader of the current gang is the Gang of Four Tigers, and Boss Chai is in a cooperative relationship with the blood wolf hall, the deadly rival of the Gang of Four Tigers.  And yesterday, Boss Chai didn¡¯t sleep for two nights and one day, because the two leading gangs, the Four Tigers Gang and the Blood Wolf Hall, had a small friction, and then refused to give in to each other. In the end, even the big bosses of the two gangs were involved.  An abandoned factory in the suburbs was negotiating, but unfortunately no one would accept the other, and in the end there was a big fight, which made the sky dizzy.  Boss Chai went to cheer after receiving a call from Blood Wolf, the boss of Blood Wolf Hall.

    People like Boss Chai are protected wherever they go, so I don't believe he can really fight.  Even if we were going to fight, it would definitely not be like the way we are still in the underworld of Hong Kong and Taiwan, where each person holds a watermelon knife, or a steel rod, or even a brick.  I guess he must be the one in "Shanghai Bund", wearing a big black trench coat, and then swiping coolly, directly pulling out a gun, and blowing anyone's head off if he refuses to accept it, it's very awesome.

    So when Boss Chai said that he used a brick to smash the boss of the Four Tigers until he was dying.  Actually I don't believe it.  But seeing Boss Chai's promise, I had no choice but to follow his words, with pink bubbles in my eyes, I bowed my head and shouted loudly: "Master Chai is wise and mighty, and he will rule the world forever."

    Master Chai was very satisfied with my performance, and looked at me with eyes full of meaning. I was really afraid that he would continue to tell his story of the past two days.  I don't understand, he told me what's the point of him going to fight with the underworld, even if I'm not from the underworld, but I'm still afraid of him!

    I really don't understand what he is thinking.  You can't figure out the mind of a shemale, a man.

    It was not until a long time later that I figured out this question that was elusive to me. It turned out that the reason why Boss Chai told me this was to show that he was very vicious, violent, good and powerful, and then relayed it to me through my mouth.  Master, it's the old god stick, let the old god stick know that he, Chai Yanyan, is actually not easy to mess with!  !

    After that, I mustered up the courage and finally asked the question that I have been wondering about.

    "Boss Chai, what is the relationship between you and my Brother Chen? Your attitude towards him before was very unusual."

    Boss Chai rolled his eyes at me coquettishly, and while touching up his makeup, he said to me: "What nonsense are you talking about? Kang and I are college classmates."

    University classmate?  I remember Rainman University didn't study abroad?  Could it be Boss Chai too?  ?

    Perhaps my eyesight was too obvious, Boss Chai stretched out his fingernails painted red so that they could compete with a vampire, scolded me and said: "What kind of eyes do you have? My sister also came back from studying abroad!!"

    sister?  !

    I was so cold that I shivered because of this title, Boss Chai is really very human.

    "By the way, speaking of it, Kang seems to be getting married next month. Really, Ms. Kangbi actually got married before my sister. What's more, he actually married a woman who seemed to be in her 50s. Don't invite my sister  Be his bridesmaid! I'm so mad at you!"

    I swear, in the case of Boss Chai, he really dare not invite him to be the best man, oh no, he is the bridesmaid.  First of all, she looks too charming, more delicate than a woman.  If he hadn't said it, I really didn't know that Boss Chai was actually older than Yuren.  Secondly, Boss Chai has a great figure and is very good at dressing himself up. Even if he is wearing a large cape, I think there are men who are not afraid of death to come forward to strike up a conversation. His intention is definitely bad!

    I saw Boss Chai gritted his teeth, and quickly comforted him: "Boss Chai, don't get excited, Brother Chen must think you are too beautiful, and he is afraid that you will steal the bride's demeanor at the wedding, so he dare not invite you."

    Boss Chai immediately held his face, with an intoxicated look on his face: "It's hard to give up on natural beauty, alas. In fact, I also think so. That woman has no breasts or butt.  Wrinkles, no one is more beautiful than me! You still have a conscience."

    Then I was stunned, twisted my buttocks, turned around and lay down next to Emperor Xia, then pulled my white coat and said lazily: "I'll sleep a little longer, second brother, don't make noise  Me!"

    I'll go, who is quarreling with whom?  ?

    However, Boss Chai is a big shot, so I dare not mess with him.

    Therefore, I hate the old god stick.  If he didn't just give me a perpetual calendar, but directly taught me Taoism, such as burning mountains and boiling seas, I still need to suffer this kind of anger.Made me tremble three times.  When I turned around, Boss Chai and Emperor Xia had woken up at some point. They were looking at the picture on the table with bright eyes. Boss Chai even leaned forward, as if he wanted to pounce on it.

    "Blood-stained mountains and rivers wait to clear the sky, and cut the sun and the moon with horizontal knives. Goshawks are not afraid of the black cloud cover, and their faces are shocked when they fight. Brother Xuanyuan has written well, it is really powerful, can you give it to me?" Xia Xiao  The emperor looked obsessed, why do I feel like he saw a beautiful woman?

    Where are the words?  Why didn't I see it?  ?

    "Okay" Xuanyuan was about to agree

    "No way! I like it too, I was the first to see it!!" Boss Chai waved his slender hand, and went to tear up the painting.  Not to be outdone, Little Emperor Xia tore off half of the painting by himself, glaring at each other!

    I just don't understand, what exactly did Xuanyuan do to the two of them, and why they got into a fight just because of a picture.

    In the end, Xuanyuan agreed to one picture per person, and then he stopped.

    Although I don't understand the value of Xuanyuan's paintings, Boss Chai and Emperor Xia are both people of high status, but they almost fought over a picture. With the mentality that I would rather miss it than let it go, I strongly demand Xuanyuan  I also make one.  Xuanyuan smiled and agreed, saying that he would draw a self-portrait for me.  After I finished it, I took it over and took a look. I had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a sinister smile on my face. Not to mention it looked like me.  I just don¡¯t know why, after Boss Chai and Emperor Xia saw my picture, they looked at each other and smiled tacitly.  I felt that there must be fraud in it, so I put the picture away and decided to show it to some unscrupulous writer for me next time.

    Fortunately, I did this, because Xiaobei told me later that my picture lacked a government seal, otherwise it would be a perfect ancient arrest warrant.

    Damn it, Xuanyuan is dead, you still don't forget to tease me when you're out of your mind!  I hate him!  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-Eight, Hurry Up!

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    Because Xuanyuan bought a lot of things, everyone was carrying big bags when we went back.  Xuanyuan is very happy, the smile on his face has never been less in the afternoon, Xiaobai is also very happy, I don't know if he was infected by Xuanyuan.

    But why am I still very unhappy?  It is enough to prove that I am quite normal, at least my nervousness is not contagious, right?

    The three of us went home in a hurry, because we were all carrying things in our hands, so I had to kick the door with my foot.

    Then it was a strange girl who opened the door!  I poked half my head in and retracted, and took a look at the door link, it was my home!  !

    I took a closer look at this very strange girl. She was wearing a small floral dress with a red leather belt around her waist, short shoulder-length hair with curly hair, and a pair of red glasses.  The appearance is not beautiful, but the facial features are very cute. When put together, they look a little cute. Seeing me twisting my body to look at it, I suddenly smiled, and a small and cute pear dimple appeared on the corner of my mouth.

    I thought it was Paozhu's classmate, so I smiled at her very gently and kindly.  Then he brought Xuanyuan and Xiaobai in sideways, Xiaobai saw someone he didn't know, and looked at the strange girl curiously.

    As soon as I entered the house, I saw all the people in the living room.  In addition to the strange girl at the door, there are actually three people I don't know.  A baby-faced boy sitting on the two-person sofa in the middle, wearing a peaked cap, looks like a high school student, and next to the boy is a beautiful woman, dressed in blue business attire, ear-to-ear  The hair is more dry.  Xiaoxiao and Madman had serious faces, and they were sitting alone, as if they were interrogating a prisoner.  But I really don't know these people, and I can be sure that they are not Xiaoxiao's friends. I know almost all of Xiaoxiao's friends, and there are no such cute siblings.

    Jin Jing leaned against the bedroom door frame with her chest folded, with a sneer on her face.

    Wrapped in a ridiculous white bandage on his head, he was lying on the sofa and moaning: "Oh, my head hurts so badly, it hurts to death! Don't touch me, I'm going to die" The firecracker was dying  Pulling Mai Sike's arm, as if trying to drag him out of the door.

    Xiaoxiao saw me coming back, got up and walked towards me, wanting to take the things in my hand.

    I took Xiaoxiao's hand and asked in a low voice: "Xiaoxiao, who are they?"

    Smiling and rolling his eyes in disgust, he said, "I don't know, he said he was looking for Xiaodong with some kind of black pen."

    When I heard it, it was incredible!  Black chalk!  !  That was my super idol when I was young!  I glanced at the baby face and the glamorous woman, and locked my eyes on the glamorous woman's face.

    I am excited, I feel my blood is boiling, I feel my soul is sublimating, it turns out that my idol is a woman!  But well, I don't regret it, my idol is actually quite beautiful!

    I'm having fun here. After Xiaoxiao put the bag on the table, my saliva would flow down when I looked back.  He thumped my chest very unhappy: "Second Xu, I warn you, don't think about her, Xiaodong's computer problem has been found out to be the culprit, it's that pen!"

    No way, I'm afraid I don't believe it anyway.  My boss, Black Chalk, must be an upright person. How could he do such a despicable thing? I wouldn't believe it if he was killed.

    Xiaoxiao doesn't care whether I believe it or not, she turns around and stands next to the madman, and goes to make a show for the madman.

    Xuanyuan and Xiaobai didn't like to get involved in our affairs, so they had already gone into the remodeled bedroom to watch anime.

    The girl I thought was Paozhu's classmate before turned around and sat next to the beautiful woman, smiling very sweetly.

    "I'm really sorry, that Trojan horse virus is my fault. It has caused you trouble, I wonder if I can do something to make up for it."

    I was taken aback, no way, this little girl looks at least in her 20s, how could she do such a mindless thing?

    Before the madman could speak, Paozhu pulled up the sold bandage, looked at it and said, "Go to hell, you pretended to be dead, your wound is already healed! Also, that woman, even if you apologize, I will  I won¡¯t forgive you either! Our seven-day tour of Europe was taken away by your master!¡±

    Oops, there is a good show to watch!  So I took small steps and walked over to the sofa.

    "It's okay for me to discipline, I apologize to you on behalf of Xiaojun." Babyface stood up and bowed deeply to the madman.

    I guessed wrong, so my idol is this baby face?

    My God, the black chalk turned out to be a baby face!  !

    Yes, the baby-faced person looks very small, black and pink.: "I know what you mean, I'll go right away!"

    Then Xiaomeng stood up, Xiaojun reached out to pull her, and Xiaomeng also pushed her away.

    Babyface said very coldly: "Xiao Jun, leave her alone and let her go!"

    "Master"

    I think it is necessary for me to express my opinion. What is it all about?  Come to my house and play or what?  Even though black chalk is my idol, I'm still disgusted!

    "Chalk, actually" I was about to speak.

    Babyface smiled apologetically at us and interrupted me: "Sorry, I made you laugh."

    It's not a matter of laughing and not laughing, butwe are not interested in your emotional entanglements, becauseI'm hungry!

    At this time, Xiaojun suddenly pulled the collar of the baby face and shouted: "Master, are you an idiot? Master, you are an idiot! Don't you know that Miss Meng likes you? You are actually pretending to be confused, aren't you!! You  You are an idiot, you are an idiot!!"

    "Huh?" The baby face was shaken dizzily.

    "Ah what? Miss Meng has been waiting for you to propose for so many years, why are you so dumb!" Xiao Jun seemed very annoyed, and yelled at her master directly.

    "I"

    "You" Xiaojun was about to say something, but I immediately interrupted: "Don't me, you, what are you still doing? Hurry up and chase after me!"

    Xiaojun nodded immediately, "That's right, master, hurry up and chase after her~~ Sister Xiaomeng is a road idiot, she might get lost when she goes out!"

    Babyface looked at us again apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'll take my leave first"

    Then he turned around and ran out the door.

    Xiaoxiao saw that the firecrackers were really fine, so she greeted me and went into the kitchen to cook, Jin Jing also followed.  He wanted to go in desperately, but was blocked by the stretched legs of the firecracker.  Mai Sike immediately squatted in the corner and drew circles with a mournful face.

    Xiaojun spread his hands to us: "My master is naturally dumb, please don't mind." (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter Forty-ninth, Enmity and Enmity

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    I looked at the backs of Xiaoxiao and Jin Jing, and breathed a sigh of relief¡ªit was finally possible to eat after such a long day.

    Xiaojun stared at the window for a while, then smiled inscrutablely.

    ?Dinner was settled, so I was in the mood to chat and fart, crossed my legs, and asked Xiaojun in a casual manner: "Xiaojun, are you a local?"

    Xiaojun turned his head and nodded, and then made a silent gesture.  I was curious, so I walked over and poked my head out to look outside.

    The two people standing under the street lamp over there, hugging each other, aren't they Babyface and Xiaomeng!

    Xiaojun pinched his chin, and smiled very satisfied: "Oh, my master finally got the hang of it! Sister Xiaomeng has been waiting for him for more than 20 years, and now the lovers finally get married." Then  Xiaojun poked me with his elbow, and smiled very brightly, "Hey, I bet a cucumber, sister Xiaomeng was actually waiting for my master downstairs before."

    "ah?"

    What does this have to do with cucumbers?  And it¡¯s better not to learn how to gamble like others, how can this be conducive to the construction of spiritual culture?  How can we be worthy of the country's cultivation of us?  !  By the way, can I bet a tomato?

    But I really admire Xiaomeng, how did she wait for such a long time?  What a long-lasting battle this is, the baby face is so good, I can't tell how old I am, at first I thought the black chalk was a junior high school student.

    Xiaojun smiled, then motioned us to sit on the sofa and said: "My master and Miss Xiaomeng are childhood sweethearts. Don't look at my master's baby face, he looks very young. In fact, he is 35 this year, and he is two years older than Miss Xiaomeng."  However, his EQ is much lower than IQ. If my master¡¯s IQ is 120, then his EQ is only 20. For so many years, Sister Xiaomeng has expressed and hinted countless times, but he just doesn¡¯t understand, and I am worried for them  I didn't expect that this time, by accident, the two are together."

    "Xiaojun, listen to the voice of a woman with a baby face and a small mouth. She is not a local. How did you know each other?"  Come over and listen to Jun's story.

    "I met him by playing games. My master is very good. I only asked him to become a teacher." Xiaojun looked very proud and proud, and then said mysteriously, "Also, my surname is Jun.  You can call me Xiaojun, or you can call me Little Gecko, it doesn¡¯t matter.¡±

    "Why a little gecko?" Pao Zhu tilted her head and pretended to be cute.

    "Uh, because my game name is Little Gecko." Xiao Jun's face was taken for granted.

    "Oh, that's how it is."

    I am interested, especially because I have a curiosity that has been hidden in my heart for a long time: "Xiaojun, do you know the whole story of Chalk's encirclement and suppression by the four major gangs?"

    You know, that incident is completely my idol stepping out of obscurity, going to the public, going to success, going to the battle of fame!

    "Well, that happened 12 years ago, I was only 10 years old"

    Paozhu made a "cut" sound, interrupted Xiaojun's words, and then rolled his eyes in disdain: "Just say you don't know or not! Just pretend to be a wolf with a big tail!!"

    I:""

    Xiaojun stretched out his hand to push his glasses, and said calmly: "I didn't say I don't know. Uh-huh, you know, Black Chalk is the master, and Sister Xiaomeng is Black Chalk's childhood sweetheart. What color underwear does Black Chalk like to wear?  , Sister Xiaomeng knows it all. And I, hehe, I got into Sister Xiaomeng's heart. Sister Xiaomeng told me everything she likes about my master. What else do I not know?  .¡±

    "You know, tell me quickly, in fact, I have long wanted to know the whole story of that incident, and I have admired black chalk from that time on. The black chalk back then was really cool!!"

    Xiaojun nodded affirmatively: "Yes, yes. What if my little gecko's master is not strong?! But that time seemed to be the first time for Miss Meng to play a game, and then for no reason, a 109-level player from the Qionghua Gang  The assassin was killed, and all the equipment on his body was taken away. In fact, I personally thought that it must be the assassin who saw that Xiaomeng was only level 37, a low level, but her equipment was purple all over.  As soon as my master went online, he saw Sister Xiaomeng squatting by the waterfall without any clothes on. Then my master was furious and became a beauty, so he cleaned up that 109 assassin."

    Xiaojun was thirsty, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and continued: "Then that assassin seems to be a sworn brother of some other alliance or church, so the four big gangs chased him down later. The battle situation  I don't know how, but what makes me feel funny is that that weird assassin even kidnapped Miss Xiaomeng, in order toAfterwards, Xiaoxiao went to wash the dishes, Jin Jing watched TV, and crawled on top of the TV, thinking that Jin Jing could look at him and not look at his current mummy shape, it really makes people feel chills  .  Xuanyuan and Xiaobai were very self-conscious, and went to wash up after eating.  I think Xiaobai is growing up in a very healthy and strong direction under Xuanyuan's care.

    And my idol, Babyface, now poses a challenge to the madman: they have to compete to see who is the best!  And go to the Internet cafe to fight to the death!  !

    I think this is just boring and boring, but if they are going, we have to go too, right?  There are two beauties beside the baby face, if the madman fights alone, he will look weak.  When Xuanyuan learned that he could go to play on the computer with extremely fast internet speed, he pulled Xiaobai towards me and looked at me nervously, which meant clearly that they wanted to go too.  So after our whole family gathered, a mighty team rushed to the Internet cafe closest to us (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 50: This is how masters are made

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    As a young man biting the tail of the post-80s generation and chasing after the post-90s generation, most of them were rebellious when they were young.  Internet cafes, bars, fights, these are almost the symbols that judged a man's bloodiness back then.  Therefore, although the school strictly forbids students to leave the school to surf the Internet, at that time we skipped classes, hid the truth from our family, and ran for 4 streets. More than a dozen people waited for several hours in an Internet cafe with only two computers before we could touch it for half an hour.  computer.

    Therefore, it is very common for there to be 4 or 5 Internet cafes scattered around the Thirteenth Middle School.

    When we went, the time was very unfortunate, 8:30.  It is the best time for many people to eat dinner, chat videos, play games, log on to QQ, and watch TV series.  The Internet cafe is overcrowded, and there are people sitting in front of almost every computer.  When a group of us broke in with different expressions, the boss was so frightened that he thought we were plainclothes policemen who came to check the shop.  There are even a dozen junior high school students and high school students who were playing games and fled in a panic and fled.

    The boss is a middle-aged man with a big belly. Looking at his belly that seems to be seven months pregnant, I suddenly remembered that a buddy of mine complained to me some time ago.  He said: "Jiu Ri, how could she be like this? How could she dump me after making my belly bigger! You must know that a man with a beer belly is ashamed now, and no woman wants it anymore!"

    The boss smiled obsequiously at us, looked at us back and forth, and then he came to Xiaoxiao and handed Xiaoxiao a cigarette: "Brother, here is one. Hehe, it seems that I haven't seen it before."  Did you come here recently?"

    Xiaoxiao is very manly, very manly!  But she is a real woman.  When she was young, she would even point fingers at her for someone else, and then beat that person black and blue.  It's just that later she came out to work and became a fitness instructor. Apart from annoying her, her temper actually improved a lot.  Especially after my nourishment and love, now it has been transformed and upgraded into a good wife. I think that after we get married and have a son, the smile at that time will accumulate enough experience and successfully evolve into a good mother!

    So for the beer belly called Xiaoxiao brother, Xiaoxiao ignored him, but turned his face to the side.

    I took two steps forward, put my shoulders on the shoulders of the beer belly, smiled slightly, and said kindly: "Boss, have you seen the number of people here? Let's stop staring, hurry up, find someone  Sit down in the seat you like. Boss, don¡¯t turn off the computer, we will continue to take the seats that were left in the last batch.¡±

    The beer belly is obviously the kind of easy-going middle-aged man, he nodded and bowed very gently and honestly.

    I leaned on my chin and thought for a while, then added: "We can replace the position, but don't let us replace the money."

    Then I gave Xuanyuan a look, Xuanyuan nodded knowingly, his eyes flashed away, he walked to the front, reached out to pick up the thermos cup with a beer belly on the cash register, squeezed it lightly, and thenkeep it warm  The cup is deflated.

    Xuanyuan was puzzled, and pinched his fingers slightly.

    The beer belly immediately nodded: "Definitely!"

    Babyface and Madman couldn't wait for the decisive battle. They found two corner seats and sat down, looking at each other with a smile, quite like ancient heroes reporting their weapons to each other before the decisive battle.  Babyface and Madman should be grateful for the corner seats they can sit in. The two junior high school students who ran away just now were dressed in weird clothes.  How long has the family been here.

    Along the way, I don't know what Xuanyuan and Xiaojun said. Anyway, the two of them are very close now, and Xuanyuan was not very active when looking for a place. He even handed Xiaobai to Jin Jing to take care of him.  Then he followed Xiaojun and sat down in a place next to Xiaojun.

    Mai Sike wanted to follow Jin Jing, but Xiaobai took his place. He was very upset and wanted to protest, but was swept away by Paozhu's sharp eyes, and immediately retreated to the corner to draw a circle, and he didn't know he was cursing  who.

    Ever since I bought a computer at home, Xiaoxiao hasn't played in an Internet cafe for many years.  So Xiaoxiao is very excited.  Playing on this computer for a while, poking at that computer for a while, with a rare smile on his face, innocent and silly.

    Paozhu really wanted to see how her brother Hao defeated the evil black soul, so she moved a chair early and sat behind the madman, with her hands resting on her cheeks, her eyes were pink, she looked like a young girl with spring um, a look of innocence  Romantic look.  Looking at the excited look, it seems that the madman has won the victory.

    It's a fool's dream, how could my idol lose to a little-known game player like Madman!  ?

    Jin Jing took Xiao Bai, and sat in the row inside with Xiao Meng, with three heads together,I don't know what TV show I'm watching.

    As for me, as a brainless fan who has worshiped chalk for more than 12 years, of course I am guarding my idol.  But after sitting down, I always feel that something is wrong!

    I looked back and forth between Babyface and Madman for a long, long time, and suddenly came to my senses.  The maniac is surrounded by Paozhu, the little beauty who has not yet grown into shape, and Babyface is not surrounded by his current girlfriend, Xiaomeng, but me, a tall, strong, handsome man

    But I don't care. Throughout the ages, the last emperors of all dynasties have told us a truth, beauty is a disaster.  Such as Baosi, such as Su Daji and the emperor who is close to the virtuous, far and beautiful, has become an emperor through the ages.  Everyone said, right?

    In the first match between Babyface and Madman, both of them chose "Warcraft", and I don't know why.

    Both of them rebuilt their accounts, and then each practiced for 50 minutes, and the two played against each other in the last ten minutes.

    I saw that Babyface and Madman's complexion changed as soon as they entered the game, and their earnestness was like a 36D beauty who didn't wear anything and only half-covered her body with a piece of transparent gauze.  Appeared in front of me, my most normal reaction - stare intently (and maybe bleed a little harry)!

    In just three games and just one hour, my admiration for Babyface has risen again.  No wonder Babyface can pick up any game quickly, because he has side skills!  ¡ª¡ªHand speed is super fast, anyway, when he started to play the game, I saw the scenes on his computer screen getting more and more crowded, and the army was getting stronger and stronger, but his hands seemed to be in a standard gesture all the time  Put it on the keyboard, it seems that it has never moved, the afterimage is faster than the phantom, what kind of speed is this!  ?

    I suddenly remembered that many years ago, I played a game called Legend of Shadow, and I kept playing it from the first level, and then I got cramps in my hands.

    I took a closer look at the fingers of the baby face, and there was a layer of calluses.

    I took another look at the madman. Obviously, the madman's hand speed is much slower. What I don't understand is why the madman, who is not much faster than me, can fight Babyface for three rounds without losing.

    After I watched for a while, I felt tired.  Because the games they played were completely new to me, and I couldn't understand them after reading them, so I simply played my own.  Moreover, the two of them looked like they had been spayed with chicken blood, their faces were rosy, and they were full of energy.  I couldn't compare, so I found a place to sit down, bored, so I hung up QQ, and then looked for a movie to watch.

    At about 2 o'clock, the first person who couldn't bear it was Xiaoxiao. At 1:30, Xiaoxiao's upper eyelids stuck to the lower eyelids. Xiaoxiao insisted on holding on for another half an hour before burying her head in her arms.  Wake up sound asleep.

    Then there are Jin Jing and Xiaomeng, the two of them have stopped playing, only Xiaobai is still struggling to support the three of them, he actually watched with relish.

    I was lying on the desktop weakly. I was actually very exhausted, but I just couldn¡¯t fall asleep, because my ears were full of the sound of playing games and pressing the keyboard.

    I took a look around the team we came to, except for the baby face and the madman who looked like they had been beaten with chicken blood, only Xiaojun and Xuanyuan were very energetic. The two of them didn't know what they were talking about.  It was red, as if Xuanyuan had caught a girl.  However, Xuanyuan belongs to Xiaobai (although I don't have enough evidence that Xuanyuan and Xiaobai are having an affair, but from all the signs, it is almost inseparable!), so I think Xiaojun is useless.  The most important point, I think Yi Xiaojun, a clever little girl who can put a Trojan horse on a madman's computer, will definitely find out that Xuanyuan is actually a psychopath.  eradicate.

    Staying up late is something I did when I was young, and it is basically impossible now.

    So while Babyface and Madman were fighting, I fell asleep in a daze.  I seem to still vaguely hear Xuanyuan's excited voice of gratitude, and I don't know who to thank.

    When I woke up again, I was woken up by Xiaoxiao. When I looked at the time, it was already past 6 o'clock in the morning.

    The crazy man and the baby face both have unfinished expressions. I think this is normal, but why Xiaojun and Xuanyuan are also very excited, their faces are flushed, it feels like they had a cannonball after I went to bed yesterday.

    However, Xuanyuan is obviously a dedicated person. After he went out, he immediately took Xiaobai's hand and took care of Xiaobai like a kindergarten teacher taking care of a 5-year-old child.

    I pulled the madman and asked, "How did you win last night? Who lost and who won?"

    The madman shook his head inscrutablely, and said, "You can't say it, you can't say it."

    Don't say a fart!  I don't think so!

    Ask Babyface, Babyface waved his hands again and again, but didn't say anything.  But judging from the cheerful looks of both of them, it should be a neither lose nor win.

    Since it was still early, we originally planned to go back to eat, but because Xiaoxiao was going to work, we decided to eat outside.  Jun clamored to eat hot pot, and firecrackers also liked it, so we finally decidedto eat hot pot.

    As soon as he went out, Xiaojun ran away with the firecrackers.  We didn't care about them either, this place is as familiar as our own back garden.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)I don't think so!

    Ask Babyface, Babyface waved his hands again and again, but didn't say anything.  But judging from the cheerful looks of both of them, it should be a neither lose nor win.

    Since it was still early, we originally planned to go back to eat, but because Xiaoxiao was going to work, we decided to eat outside.  Jun clamored to eat hot pot, and firecrackers also liked it, so we finally decidedto eat hot pot.

    As soon as he went out, Xiaojun ran away with the firecrackers.  We didn't care about them either, this place is as familiar as our own back garden.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 51, Another Bottle

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    I don't know which hot pot restaurant is delicious recently. In fact, it is near No. 13 Middle School. I really haven't seen a decent hot pot restaurant.  Madman stays at home playing games tm every day, and he doesn't know the situation.  Xiaoxiao goes to work every day, the 13th middle school, and the three-point line at home. We can't count on her.  The only person who might know ran away with Xiaojun. The two were mysterious and didn't know what they were going to do.  Xuanyuan and Xiaobai, these two people have been in my house for less than half a month. I don't think they even know where the shampoo is, let alone talk about other things.  As a new resident or a foreign resident, Mai Sike was completely attracted by Jin Jing, so he didn't know.

    As two people from other provinces, Babyface and Xiaomeng are even more unreliable.

    Just when Paozhu and Xiaojun ran away, I thought we would lose face in front of my idol black chalk because of eating, I smiled and pushed Xuanyuan, and asked with a smile: "Xiaoyuan, are you leaving?"  Where is our nearest hotpot restaurant?"

    Xuanyuan nodded slightly, let go of Xiaobai's hand, and tapped his toes to the ground. His body jumped into the air at least 30 meters, and then he stepped on the top of a tree, and then he floated down.

    As soon as he stood still, Xuanyuan curled his lips slightly, looking like I was very evil and arrogant, opened his lips, and slowly said three words: "Spicy girl."

    What!  Hot girl?  Where?  !  I know, when the dog days are here, many girls will dress very coolly, and some will even hang out in bikini-like clothes, but it¡¯s fine if you stand so high and look at the beauties, and you still say it, so that we can hear it,  I can't see it, I'm looking for a beating.

    Tell me, Xuanyuan is out of his mind, and he still remembers the girl, he is so lustful!  I felt contemptuous in my heart, thinking that when I was studying, Xuanyuan, who received scholarships every year, the object of my admiration, the dedicated and hardworking brother, after going crazy, now he is talking about hot girls!

    Xiaoxiao suddenly clapped his hands and jumped up happily: "Yeah, why didn't I remember, you are still the best, Xiao Yuan!"

    After finishing speaking, Xiaoxiao walked to me and discussed with me: "Xu, let's go to Lameizi to eat hot pot, just go over that overpass."

    Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand and pointed to me, I looked over there, I don't care, I can eat anywhere.

    It's just I took a look at Xuanyuan holding Xiaobai's hand, with a humble and respectful look like a brother and friend, and deeply felt that I was stupid!  Once, there was a very perfect opportunity in front of me, I didn't cherish it, until now I regret it, the saddest thing in the world is this But fortunately, I still have a chance to save it!

    As for Xuanyuan's move just now, I was completely stunned, so I took this opportunity to the bottom of my heart, and decided to find some time to chat with Xuanyuan. He is also my senior brother, and he can still help Zhu  The teacher did it.

    "Xu, why are you in a daze?" Xiaoxiao pushed me, causing me to take three steps back in a hurry, and didn't stop until my back touched a street lamp.

    After I turned around, I nodded again and again, walked two steps forward, came to the front of the team, and waved to the group of people behind me: "Come on, let's eat hot pot at Lameizi now, please take your things and bring them with you."  Take care of your own children, one by one, don't get lost, let's follow me now!"

    As soon as I said this, several people passing by stared at us as if they were surprised.  Pointing and pointing, "Are there any tourist attractions in our city?", "Is this a tourist group? But it's too poor!", "Yeah, there's not even a decent flag. It's a pity, there are many  What about beautiful women! Black-hearted businessmen!", "There are foreigners too! But it seems that you shouldn't sign up for this tour group. The world is full of pitfalls, and they must be foreign friends who have been cheated"

    Xiaoxiao ignored me, she took the phone from me, walked to the back of the line, and made a call.

    The lunatic and the baby face are still talking non-stop. Listening to the professional names they said, I feel a lot of pressure. I haven't played games for a long time. Now I am basically a game novice type.

    Then there are Xiaomeng and Jinjing. The two girls, one innocent and the other mature, walk together arm in arm, which is really pleasing to the eye, but it is a pity that the beautiful picture is ruined by a ws man with different eyes and pupils.  He is so stubborn, his head is wrapped in a bandage with a strong smell of medicine, and he smiles at Jin Jing obediently. That flattering and humble appearance is really embarrassing to a man, I don't want to see it anymore.

    Xuanyuan and Xiaobai are good friends holding hands, and they are still shaking. Fortunately, Xuanyuan's hair is long, and he looks handsome and feminine, so he didn't attract serious attention from other people. The rate of turning heads must be high, but look  Everyone knows that Xuanyuan is a flower with an owner.

    Smiling and talking on the phone, he followed at the end.  I'm sure?I just graduated a few years ago, and when I went out, I bought a bottle of iced black tea to drink. I unscrewed the cap and had a look, and ordered another bottle!  !

    So that afternoon, I spent 3 yuan and drank four bottles of iced black tea. When I got home, I couldn't eat, and my mother thought I was sick.

    But fortunately, what I got back then was another bottle.  I have a classmate who bought another bottle

    "Master, this is yours. Sister Xiaomeng, yours. Second, this is yours. Xiaodong, go on. Xuanyuan, um! Xiaobai, Sister Xiao"

    Following Xiao Jun's roll call, we each had a bottle of Coca-Cola.  I don't like drinking Coke, so after Jun gave it to me, I put it under the table.

    I stared at Coca-Cola, thinking that Xiaojun and Paozhu are really boring. Why go out to buy them when there are hot pot restaurants? Isn¡¯t this superfluous!

    "Huh? There are words here!" Jin Jing suddenly yelled as if she had discovered a new world, then held up a Coke bottle to show us, and said, "Look, I am a fairy sister! Thank you, Xiaojun!"

    Xiaojun didn't wave his hand: "It should be, no thanks, no thanks."

    I took a look, and sure enough it was.  It's just on the label, it seems that TV commercials are always playing that kind of advertisement recently, there are many labels on it, such as pure man, macho, etc., there are many.  Jin Jing smiled happily, it seems that Coca-Cola's advertisement is in place.

    Mai Sike was very excited, he suddenly looked down at his own, and then quietly hid the Coca-Cola.

    "I have mine too, it's the girl next door." Xiaomeng glanced down at her own and showed it to us as well.

    Madman and Babyface also looked down, and they also showed us the label very tacitly.

    The lunatic is a technical man, and the baby-faced one is a natural fool (at this time, I suddenly had an ominous premonition)!  !

    There are also Xuanyuan and Xiaobai, and Xuanyuan¡¯s pit daddy can¡¯t read. It¡¯s Xiaobai who is reading: "Xuanyuan, yours is a big guy, and mine is a literary youth."

    Xiaojun and Paozhu had finished distributing at this time, and they also grabbed a bottle of Coke to find a seat to sit down. Paozhu took my seat, and Xiaojun sat next to Paozhu, so in the end, Xuanyuan was on my left and Xuanyuan was on my right.  Jun.

    Seeing that we were all looking at them, Xiaojun put the bottle on the table and started drinking tea.  The meaning is obvious, but I put it aside, you can see for yourself-it's a fan.

    Paozhu stuck out his tongue at us, then clenched his fists and said very firmly: "Don't look at me, mine is an activist!!"

    We all nodded silently. In fact, Paozhu and Xiaojun still have a good eye, and the allocation is very appropriate.

    I secretly glanced at Xiaoxiao, um, Xiaojun and Paozhu really have good eyesight, and the one smiling is the female number one!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com

 Chapter 52, Have you eaten yet?

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    At this time, I think everyone knows, almost everyone here knows what the nickname is on the label of the Coke bottle in their hands-but except for Sike and me.

    So when Madman and Xiaoxiao focused their attention on me and Mai Sike, after I saw Paozhu twitching the corners of his mouth gloatingly, I suddenly felt a chill down my spine.

    "Little Golden Retriever, why don't you show yourself!" Paozhu suddenly turned his head to look at Mai Sike (I don't know when Brother Sike got such an nickname).

    Then I noticed that Miu Sike's only exposed eyes showed a trace of panic, and then glanced at Jin Jing who ignored him, quickly calmed down, and said in awkward Chinese: "No, we are all the same  .¡±

    However, the more Mai Sike said that, the more he attracted people's interest, so all of us focused our attention on him, which made him feel like he was sitting on pins and needles. Fortunately, I was shrewd.  , Immediately put it under the table, it's so hanging.

    "Little Golden Retriever, don't babble, take it out, let's all see, there is something to hide, really, the little girl is too shy!" Paozhu rolled his eyes, then jumped up and ran  Go to Mai Sike and look around.

    However, Mai Si Ke was determined not to give it up, the firecrackers could not be grabbed, so he stepped on Mi Si Ke fiercely in anger, and Mai Si Ke was so painful that he bent down to beat the dog in the water, Pao Zhu has always been merciless,  So he fiercely snatched the Coke bottle hidden under his clothes.  Xiaoxiao has been watching Paozhu with a smile on his face for a series of violent treatment of Mai Sike, which makes Mai Sike completely afraid to fight back. He can beat Paozhu and me, but he is definitely not sure  Can't beat Xiaoxiao, the obvious example is that he was beaten up by Xiaoxiao before.

    Paozhu took a quick look at the bottle, and then excitedly showed it to us.

    But after we read it, we were completely confused and didn't understand what it meant.  Just like when I was a child in the Chinese exam, I always had a sentence-making question: We are all monks, and we can't figure it out.

    The one who sells the most is the emoticon emperor.

    I didn't understand why, so I was puzzled and frowned.  It may be that my incomprehensible emotions are too obvious, Xiao Jun kindly reminded: "The bandage on Maisco's head looks very similar to a picture of the fish and rabbit girl in the QQ expression. The head is covered with bandages.  Showing two eyes, looking out pitifully."

    After finishing speaking, Xiaojun laughed.

    Then we nodded one after another, sniggering in our eyes, and all showed understanding expressions.

    Oh I got it!

    Mai Sike actually knew that his label nickname was not good. I think this person, with poor Chinese, poor spoken English, and poor grammar, would not understand it. So he knew it.

    Seeing Mai Sike hang his stubborn head embarrassingly because of the teasing in our eyes, I suddenly felt guilty.  Are we too bad?  To make him look ugly in front of the woman he likes, isn't it intentional to break up the family, isn't it a good thing to be a bad guy?  !  Especially among us, Jin Jing is the one who laughs the most

    Womi Hair!  Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!  !  Let Buddha and Lord Hongjun bless you!

    Well, those who sell dead knives know it.  Paozhu threw the sold-out Coke bottle casually, and then gave me a wicked smile.  I suddenly woke up, so I quickly grabbed the Coke bottle and said, "Sit down first, I'll go and see why the food hasn't arrived yet, I'm so thirsty, I'm leaving!"

    After all, let's slip away quickly!

    It's impossible not to slip away!

    I don't know how the little gecko and the firecracker were chosen. I thought that a handsome, personable, handsome, tall and strong man like me must be a macho or a handsome man, no matter what.  You have to be a pure man, right?  Am I right?  (Xiao Bei: VomitI can't bear it, please allow me to vomit, vomit) Well, it turns out that Xiaobei is pregnant and sick, so go to a sister to take care of Xiaobei, the child without a wife to take care of him is really pitiful, cough  Cough, let's move on.

    Unexpectedly, I still got a bottle of Coke. The nickname on the label was not a handsome man, nor a macho, nor a pure man.

    It turned out to be yes I won't tell you!  Said you still do not laugh at me!  !  So, regarding this issue, don¡¯t try to get it out of me, and don¡¯t even try to get it out of some unscrupulous author!  !  Unless the unscrupulous author overthrows his idea again, I will be a great hero who dominates the world, I will be the savior of the world, and I will still be a promising young man with high strength and profound martial arts

    I tore off the label, stuffed the bare bottle into my armpit, pretended to go to the bathroom, and wandered into the kitchen,?As the old saying goes, if you have milk, you are a mother!  "The firecracker screamed strangely beside him.

    I really want to reach out and knock her to death, why is she talking nonsense?  !  Where does Lao Tzu have milk!  !  !

    Babyface and Xiaomeng nodded again and again: "It's too chilling for the teacher (sister)!"

    "No, the second one is sitting next to me, it's convenient" Xiao Jun wanted to argue.

    Xiaomeng hurriedly said: "Okay, let's not talk anymore, let's eat first, and then talk slowly after eating!" Xiaomeng bit the three words slowly.

    This made Xiaojun wish he could get into the cracks in the ground.

    Xuanyuan and Xiaobai didn't understand what we were talking about, they both buried their heads in eating and eating, what a sight!

    Halfway through eating, Xiaojun put down his chopsticks and watched us eat while drinking water.

    "Xiaojun, don't you want to eat?" Paozhu turned his head and asked maliciously.

    Before Xiaojun answered, the madman took over the conversation: "Xiaojun, have you finished eating? Let's continue to talk about the North thing after eating!"

    Xiaojun was moving almost at the speed of light, and immediately picked up the chopsticks: "No, I still want to eat, it's just an intermission"

    Paozhu and Madman are two bad embryos!  !  !  !  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com