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- When a heroic rescue scene was being performed on the stage, Wu Daxiong appeared on the stage wearing a police uniform.
I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s intentional or if Wu Daxiong¡¯s clothes are really too small.
Wu Daxiong was a big man, and the police uniform he wore didn't fit him at all. His pants were a bit like cropped trousers, with hanging trouser legs, and his top was small and narrow, pinching his belly tightly.
A pair of leather shoes, with long and pointed toes, looks like a ship from a distance.
It can be said that nothing about his outfit fits him well, and he looks extremely funny, just like Chen Peisi wearing revolutionary clothes. He looks nondescript. To say that he is playing a policeman, it is better to say that he is a traitor during the Anti-Japanese War.
Especially his expression, it was hard not to laugh.
Wu Daxiong, who was dressed funny, immediately attracted the laughter of his classmates.
Wu Daxiong walked on stage, swish, swish. After reaching the center of the stage, he suddenly stamped his feet and stood at attention. The police hat on his head fell off as he stomped his feet.
There was laughter again.
Wu Daxiong pushed his belly hard, looking like a stupid bear all the time.
"Brother, the police are here, let's run away!" Liu Dongdong, who plays the younger brother, said to his eldest brother Sun Ming in a shocked voice.
"Don't be afraid give him three shots if my three shots don't fall." Sun Ming flicked his sleeves and said proudly.
"Brother, why can't you fall down with three shots?" Liu Dongdong's acting is really like a shameless and shameless little brother.
"The so-called three shots are not down because my marksmanship is most accurate after the fourth shot."
In order to show how tall he was, Sun Ming stretched his neck hard. Even the toes stood up.
"Then big brother, just give him the fourth shot!"
At this time, Sun Ming and others froze their bodies, and it was Wu Daxiong¡¯s turn to perform.
Wu Daxiong and the four policemen behind him walked in actor's steps, and the music they matched was "dong dong dong clang". Dong-dong-dong, dong-dong-dongcang
"The king sent me to patrol the mountains! I patrolled the northern mountains and the southern mountains He asked me to circle around the mountains every day. I will never finish it."
"The girls on the mountain are not pretty, they all have hungry eyes, spider legs, vixens, and scorpions, if you flirt with me again, I will beat you back to your original shape"
Wu Daxiong sang to the funny music.
"Brother, don't"
At this time, several panicked female voices sounded, "My beloved brother. Why don't you love me"
Wu Daxiong pretended to walk around the stage for a few times, and finally stopped as the music finished.
"Young men, no trace of Ultraman has been found, so close the team"
Wu Daxiong said in a strange tone.
Wu Daxiong¡¯s irrational words. There was a burst of laughter immediately, and the students in the audience agreed that this program was too creative.
"Captain, Hu Hansan and others are over there. Aren't they wanted criminals?"
After finishing the prank. Entering the scene, a policeman behind Wu Daxiong reported.
"Hu Hansan I rely on to capture them to eliminate harm for the people"
Bang bang bang bang
At this time. Three gunshots rang out on the stage and Sun Ming fired.
"Lie down"
After Wu Daxiong heard the gunshot. With a pop, he fell directly to the ground. Everyone felt that the ground was shaking, and they didn't know whether Wu Daxiong was hurt by the fall.
Zhao Nianxiu in the audience couldn't help laughing when he saw the performances of several people, and said to Jiang Xing: "Jiang Xing, are these the boys from your dormitory?"
Jiang Xing¡¯s mouth was sore from laughing, ¡°Well, it¡¯s a few of them.¡±
"It's so funny. If there is a selection in our school, this show will definitely win the best trophy." Zhao Nianxiu said with a smile on his face.
Jiang Xing also smiled heartily.
Yan Ruohang had already laughed so hard that he could hardly stand up, and he almost lost the strength to speak, "This This Wu Daxiong doesn't look like a policeman! He is clearly a traitor Haha .So funny"
"I asked you to participate in this show. If you don't participate, you will regret it this time!" Jiang Xing joked.
"III can't, I can't act well"
Yan Ruohang said with a smile.
After the teachers and students in the audience saw the performances of several people, no one, no matter male or female, did not laugh or applaud. That was called thunderous applause and loud shouting!
"Hu Hansan, you have been surrounded. Quickly put down your weapons and raise your hands to surrender. I am the internationally famous sharpshooter Xiong."
?Wu Daxiong lay on the ground in a prone position.
"You bullshit sharpshooter, you dare to steal my name, I will kill you."
Sun Ming yelled.
"Don't be afraid, two girls. The police are here. Let me help the police catch these gangsters."
Yang Jiahao, who had not spoken for a long time, said calmly to Du Yuanmiao and Cai Duofen.
"Hero, you are such a great hero"
Cai Duofen pretended to admire her and said in a nymphomaniac way.
When we heard about the beauty, Yang Jiahao felt like he had taken an aphrodisiac. He let out a loud shout, jumped so high, and shook his hair violently.
Sun Ming¡¯s bad character and Wu Daxiong¡¯s righteous character have been fighting for a long time, with hilarious dialogues.
"You said you were a sharpshooter, and I said I was a sharpshooter. Let's just say it. Let my subordinates see the truth! Watch me blow your balls open with one shot."
Sun Mingyao said in a powerful voice.
Just when everyone thought a war was about to begin, four more people suddenly appeared on the stage.
The four people rushed onto the stage and looked around, all looking nervous.
Yang Jiahao and Sun Ming, who planned this show, were stunned at the same time, what's going on? I don¡¯t have these four people in my show!
You guys are too realistic! Yang Jiahao looked at the four of them, all of whom were sweating profusely from exhaustion and panting heavily. Moreover, one of them had blood on his arm, and his clothes were covered in blood.
What the hell is going on?
¡°Could it be that after seeing their own show, these four guys couldn¡¯t help but rush to the stage. Acting as an extra?
No one on the stage understood what was going on. These four people were not there when they were rehearsing!
?Everyone saw that the four of them all had guns in their hands. Damn, there was a short man holding a submachine gun. How about it not being so realistic? There was even blood.
The actors on the stage didn¡¯t understand what was going on, and the people in the audience didn¡¯t even understand. Everyone always thought it was a new actor.
After Jiang Xing, who was sitting in the first row, saw the four people, he suddenly felt a dangerous aura rushing toward him. He couldn't help but look at the four people, and his mind was full of doubts. These four people Could it be that it was also the actor Jiahao found when they were rehearsing. Never seen it!
"Four more people are coming up. This boy Jiahao keeps surprising people! But these four people are more suitable to play gangsters than Sun Ming and others!"
Yan Ruohang turned his head and said to Jiang Xing.
?Actor? Jiang Xing was also confused for a moment.
After the actors on the stage were stagnant for a short time, they all came to their senses. It seemed that someone couldn't help but came up to act as an extra.
But it¡¯s just right. The gunfight show is about to start, and it will be more lively with more people.
Among the four policemen brought by Wu Daxiong, one of them reacted a little faster. After passing a few thoughts in his mind, he saw that the show he was performing had already stopped. He hurriedly said to Wu Daxiong: "Captain. There are others here. Several gangsters, I will take the back seat and you go catch Hu Hansan"
After a shout, everyone joined the show one after another.
Wu Daxiong shouted, "Okay" Then bang bang bang started a gun battle with Sun Ming and others.
People on the stage performed various shooting movements. It¡¯s just playing with styling.
"You four, put down your weapons. Put your hands up, or I'll shoot."
The young man who spoke to Wu Daxiong earlier. Pointing guns at the four new people on stage, he shouted.
Zhang Lei and others who had just ran onto the stage heard gunshots before they understood what was happening.
Several people were shocked, with a look of deep fear on their faces. Before they could react, they saw a policeman in police uniform pointing his gun at them.
They fled in panic all the way. When they saw the police, they felt as if they had met the God of Death. They had no time to think about it. Zhang Lei, who reacted the fastest, fired three shots directly at the man
It was immediately visible that the student who was playing the policeman immediately sprayed out three clouds of blood mist. The bright red blood sprayed out instantly and was particularly eye-catching.
?? Kick, kick, kick The man took three steps back and let out several painful screams, "Ah"
After the young man fell to the ground, he kicked his legs violently and rolled on the ground screaming in pain. Every time he rolled, a patch of bright red blood would appear on the stage. That miserable look makes people's hearts tremble
After the students in the audience were stunned for a short time, thunderous applause broke out.
"good"
"good"
¡°It¡¯s a great performance, I beat¡±??????
"Haha, it's so exciting, so realistic"
The students in the audience shouted heartily and praised the show for being so good.
¡°It¡¯s so awesome, it looks like it¡¯s real.¡±
"Yes! This show is amazing. The students in our school are really secretive!"
"Who was the person who pretended to be shot just now? His acting skills were absolutely top-notch! I thought he was really shot before."
"Haha, yes! That cry is not false at all!"
"If you were to participate in an entertainment show like yours, that guy would definitely get three votes."
"This "guy who got shot" in our school is going to be famous!"
"Haha, I have recorded the paragraph just now and will post it on the Internet another day. Other schools have "Big Mouth Brother", "Newspaper Brother" and "Smiling Face Brother", but our school finally has a "Shooted Brother"."
There was a lot of discussion and applause. None of them thought that the young man on the stage was really shot.
Jiang Xing, who was talking to Yan Ruohang with a smile on his face, felt his heart tremble suddenly when he heard the three gunshots just now. The smile on his face instantly froze on his face, and his eyes were filled with shock.
Jiang Xing suddenly turned his head and saw that the muzzle of the gun in Zhang Lei's hand on the stage was still emitting light green smoke. Jiang Xing stood up suddenly as if he had been shocked. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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