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    Chapter 154: [Are you still a big sister now that you are no longer a hippopotamus?]

    "Bring it to you!" Li Chengqian stood up and snatched Sister Hippo's abacus away.

    He had just been massaged by his wife and felt comfortable, so he was half-lying on the chair.  At this time, I could no longer stand up to Sister Hippo, so I sat up straight.

    "This is an abacus, not a toy!" Li Chengqian gave her a shameful roll of his eyes.

    "If it were normal times, Sister Hippo would have started to quarrel and would not have given Li Chengqian any advantage.  But after Li Chengqian went crazy and chased her with a horizontal knife, she seemed to be a little afraid of Li Chengqian. Not only did she not dare to quarrel, she even didn't dare to snatch her abacus back.

    After Li Chengqian gave her a strange look, he found that it was very uncomfortable to have no one to argue with him. Sister Hippo is no longer a hippo, how can she be the eldest sister? It seems that he still needs to find an opportunity to let her return to her original nature.  good.

    "Your Highness, did you make this for me?" Xiao Chen's peach-colored eyes were filled with joy, staring at Li Chengqian closely.  She squatted beside Li Chengqian's thigh, reached out and gently touched the abacus in Li Chengqian's hand. In the invisible place blocked by her hand, Li Chengqian felt two warm and soft things rubbing against him on his thigh.  Oh, you actually ate my tofu secretly!

    Su Mi pouted.  Maybe he was offended by Xiao Chen's words.

    But Li Chengqian knew what was going on below. Although the adultery was one-sided and he was innocent, men are always unreasonable when it comes to ambiguity and adultery.  For example, when a man molests a woman, it is called indecent assault, when a woman molests a man, it is called seduction, when a man rapes a woman, it is a crime, and when a woman rapes a man, the man takes advantage.  Li Chengqian was afraid that Su Mi would see what was going on, so her small gesture of pouting made him feel guilty immediately. He coughed twice and moved his thighs slightly to push away Xiao Chen's murder weapon.

    "Hmm!" Xiao Chen couldn't help but make a nasal noise. It was a counterattack on the murder weapon.

    This almost frightened Li Chengqian to death, and he quickly said: "One for each person. Didn't you see?"

    Su Mi was then satisfied and picked up the abacus on the table without paying attention to Xiao Chen's nasal voice.

    "Me too?" Sister Hippo pointed to her nose.  I can't believe it.

    "Yes." Li Chengqian nodded.

    Su Mi picked up the abacus and liked this exquisite thing very much. He asked, "Your Highness, how do you use this?"

    Li Chengqian secretly glanced at Xiao Chen, who had a red face.  Afraid that she would squat next to his thigh and eat tofu secretly, he got up.  Xiao Chen's eyes were watery and she gave him a shy wink.  Li Chengqian was hit by Qiubo, and his heart skipped a beat, and then he was afraid of being discovered by Su Mi.  He glared at the goblin bitterly, then raised his head and told Su Mi how to use the abacus.

    Li Chengqian couldn¡¯t remember the oral formula after he calculated it himself, but he still understood how to use it.  Su Mi watched the beads on the abacus jumping around seriously. Xiao Chen also stood up, looking at Li Chengqian's nimble fingers with his bright eyes.  When Li Chengqian finished the calculation, the two women immediately picked up the abacus and counted, and they understood it after a while.  Then he took out the account book.  While pulling and pulling, I found that using an abacus is much simpler than calculating, and faster than doing calculations vertically. I quickly fell in love with the abacus.

    Sister Hippo played with the abacus for a few times. After all, she was not meant to be an accountant, so she lost interest after just two plays.  No more playing.  Then I wanted to hear a story, but I didn't dare to mention it to Li Chengqian.  constipate.

    Su Mi is still considerate.  Help her carry it, otherwise Li Chengqian would have to wait and see how long she would be constipated.

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    the next day.  After attending the morning court, on the way back to the East Palace from Li Zheng Palace.

    Li Chengqian sat on the carriage, rubbed his lips, and sighed: "What bad luck!"

    What¡¯s so bad about this?  This starts with sleep time. To put it simply, he overslept and was going to be late for court. After being woken up by Su Mi, he panicked while brushing his teeth and poked his gums.  Is poking the gums so serious?  This is another time to talk about the way people brushed their teeth in the Tang Dynasty. The royal family of the Tang Dynasty brushed their teeth by chewing the front end of a willow branch with their teeth, turning the wood fiber into a brush, and then dipped it in some green salt and put it into their mouths to brush.  When chewing teeth in the morning, most people chew willow branches by themselves before brushing their teeth. However, as a noble prince, Li Chengqian was also disabled and most importantly, he was running late and had no time, so he let him bite the willow branches by himself.  Not suitable anymore.

    Li Chengqian suddenly found a willow branch ready to bite, so he naturally took advantage of it.  Later, one time he couldn't help but curiously asked who bit it. No one answered, only Xiao Xiami and the two blushed together.  Li Chengqian didn't react. He didn't react until he went to court. He discovered to his evil deeds that he brushed his teeth with the girl's toothbrush every morning, and he had a portion of both shrimps. He tasted different flavors every day.  So thatGot it!

    The next day, he thought that he was a modern man and had to have a sense of shame and not take advantage of other girls. However, looking at the unbitten willow sticks and waiting for the smell of willow bark filling his mouth, he had to condescend to use it.  The toothbrush that the shrimp had bitten off.  For a modern person, this is shameful!

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? By Inventing a Toothbrush. A toothbrush is just such an easy thing. If you don¡¯t have plastic bristles, you can just use horsetail hair, or else pig bristles.  But Li Chengqian thought about it every morning, but never asked the people below to do it.

    One word, lazy!

    Of course, it is also possible that this guy has some evil thoughts in his heart. After all, the little girl has a delicious mouth, right?

    But evil people are always punished. This was not the case today. He hurriedly put the willow branch that the little girl had bitten into his mouth and brushed his teeth. His mind was still half asleep. The strength and angle of the plug were not standard, so he poked it.  The gums of the upper lip are up.  The gums are a fragile part, and it hurts even if they are poked with soft objects, not to mention the fibers of willow branches, which are hard. It was so miserable at the time, but luckily there was no bleeding.

    It was still painful when I went to court. After going to court, I wanted to ask the imperial doctor to give me medicine, but when I thought about the medicine in my mouth, I felt uncomfortable and it passed after I endured it.  Then I thought, this time the toothbrush must be invented.

    When he was ambitious, he suddenly heard a scream from outside.

    The voice was too familiar. It was the voice of Sister Hippo. The voice was filled with anger, surprise and pain.

    Li Chengqian quickly stuck his head out, but the carriage driver saw it before him and said, "Your Highness, Zhenniang was beaten by King Wei!"

    The King of Wei is Li Tai. Yesterday, Old Li changed his title of King Wei to this.

    "Isn't this the same sound? The father and son are so idle that their balls ache."

    "Stop!" Li Chengqian shouted.

    Sister Hippo covered her face, sat on the ground, and shouted: "Why do you hit me?"

    When Li Chengqian got out of the car, he saw the fat man humming proudly: "If you don't respect me when you see me, what if I beat you, a cunning and evil woman?"

    My laptop is broken, so I took it to be repaired.  Two updates for now.  The outline and everything are in the original book.  (To be continued)

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