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Chapter 233: [Perfume is poisonous]
Perfume is poisonous!
This sentence may be unscientific. Why is perfume poisonous?
But is perfume not poisonous? Li Chengqian wasn't sure, but he wouldn't dare to drink the perfume to see if it was poisonous!
The same goes for toilet water. //Baidu search to see the latest chapter//
But he has such a weird wife. She got an ultra-modern product like toilet water for the first time. After ending the cold war with her husband, she knew that her husband would be very anxious tonight, and she felt the same way, so She wanted to dress herself up, and this toilet water has now become her chief treasure that embodies the beauty of a woman. How could she not have it, so Su Mi put this toilet water on her clothes. There's nothing wrong with wiping clothes, right? Li Chengqian didn't say not to wipe clothes, but you can just wipe them, right? How come you also wiped important parts of your body?
After Li Chengqian took Su Mi¡¯s pink grape in his mouth, he tasted the fragrance of toilet water and its bitter taste!
I already want to die!
What makes him want to die even more is that this thing has no lubricating effect at all. How can you use it as lubricating oil?
"It hurts!" Su Mi groaned as she lay in Li Chengqian's arms after coming back to her senses.
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes at her: "You deserve it, who told you to wipe it there? It hurts me too, I won't do it next time."
"Your Highness didn't sound like this just now!" Su Mi pouted.
"Yes, I won't admit it once I put on my pants." Li Chengqian snorted, and he pushed her, "Get up and wash up quickly, it smells like sweat and is fragrant, it kills you!"
That¡¯s how couples are, they let each other go when they have conflicts, but as soon as the cold war is over, they immediately settle the score with her.
Such a painful and happy night passed. After Li Chengqian got up, he liked everyone he saw. When Xiao Chen got up in the morning, the smell of toilet water on his body was stronger than that of Su Mi last night, but Li Chengqian still took a big breath after she deliberately came over. After taking a sip, he praised: "It smells so good."
What¡¯s even more excessive is. The scent of Sister Hippo's toilet water is definitely more poisonous than Xiao Chen's, but Li Chengqian still feels that she is a bit pleasing to the eye today. He also took a bottle of toilet water from his body and gave it to Sister Hippo, asking her to keep up her efforts and carry forward her achievements.
After Xiao Xiami and Xiao Xiami came out, Li Chengqian gave each of them a bottle as if they were making a profit, and their eyes were shining with love! A palace maid brought breakfast to Li Chengqian, and Li Chengqian gave away the last bottle he had.
The result, after breakfast. All the women in the West Pool Courtyard have become fragrant!
Su Mi glanced at Li Chengqian jealously, and Li Chengqian immediately said innocently: "I only have six bottles, not that many?"
"The bottle His Highness gave to Xiao Chuntao, she didn't keep it secretly. The palace maids in Xichiyuan wiped a little of it." Su Mi deciphered.
Oh, so that¡¯s it!
"No women are allowed to approach the pavilion. I'll go there to breathe fresh air!" Li Chengqian said in a panic.
Su Mi grabbed him and said, "I've run out of perfume."
So one bottle was used up so quickly. No wonder Li Chengqian has difficulty breathing now, what a sin!
"Old Zeng, go to the dianshan kitchen and pour a few more bottles of toilet water." Li Chengqian shouted as he ran away.
No polluted air. How good it is! Li Chengqian breathed in the rare air in the East Palace that had not been polluted by women. A happy life should be like this. After he polluted the air, there was still a clean air waiting for him.
"Ah sneeze ah sneeze"
"Who is this? The air is polluted, and you want to cause sound pollution?" Li Chengqian said dissatisfied.
Turning around, I saw a eunuch who came in from outside, covering his nose, unable to resist the penetration of the invincible toilet water, sneezing three times a step. pitiful!
Far away, the eunuch saluted Li Chengqian: "Dian, Dian ah sneeze"
"Come over here quickly, it's not poisonous here, poor thing!" Li Chengqian said pitifully.
The eunuch glanced at Li Chengqian gratefully. He ran over and said, "The Queen has summoned Her Highness and the Crown Princess!"
"Did you say something?" Li Chengqian was stunned and asked.
"No."
Li Chengqian waved him to go back first, and then he took a deep breath, and his lungs were filled with clean air. Then he covered his nose and rushed towards the poisonous space.
In the attic, I saw Su Mi holding more than a dozen bottles of toilet water. After Li Chengqian told her about the queen, she woke up and quickly collected them.After dressing up, I followed Li Chengqian to Hanliang Hall.
Entering the Hanliang Hall, I saw the queen with an unkind expression.
Li Chengqian murmured in his heart, why is mom angry? Li Chengqian thought about what Lao Song said that Yu Wenfu had committed suicide during the arrest. Is this the case?
"My son, I have seen my mother!" The two of them bowed and knelt down.
Under the queen's graceful and luxurious temperament, there is an aura of sharpness that people cannot look directly at. She moved her lips lightly: "There must be palace rules in the palace, and women must have women's rules" She paused and moved her nose, "What does this smell like? It's so fragrant?"
The Queen was halfway through her words, making people wonder what she was going to say, but she was asking about toilet water.
"Mother, this is the toilet water invented by Your Highness. I was just thinking about dedicating it to the Queen with Your Highness, but I didn't expect the Queen to summon us. Does the Queen Mother also know that Your Highness invented the toilet water?" Su Mi took it from the sleeve cage. He took out two exquisite bottles of toilet water and handed them to the queen happily.
By this time, the Queen had determined that the fragrance was emanating from Su Mi. When she heard her talk about toilet water, the Queen's strong will could not resist the temptation, and her phoenix eyes immediately lit up.
After she took the toilet water, she uncorked the bottle and immediately smelled the same fragrance as Su Mi, with a look of joy on her face!
"What is this?" she asked.
Li Chengqian replied: "Toilet water."
"How to use it?" the queen asked.
"I come here to be my godmother!" Su Mi supported the queen and said.
The queen was stunned for a moment, and then Su Mi helped her into the room.
That¡¯s right, a mother can¡¯t spread perfume in front of her adult son, and when spreading perfume, she always has to stretch out her arms and lift up her clothes, which is an indecent act. When the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law enter the room, they can do whatever they want!
After the two fragrant air pollution sources came out, Li Chengqian saw them smiling like flowers and as close as sisters.
The queen no longer had the black face she had just now!
"Mother, what did you want to tell me just now?" Li Chengqian asked.
The queen glanced at Su Mi from the corner of her eyes, but the joy on her face did not diminish, and said: "A servant came to tell me that Xiaoru is having a temper with you. I will not be happy when I hear this. This is not for you." Come and ask. But now it seems that I don¡¯t believe it!¡±
Is there still such a thing? Li Chengqian thought of a little fox, and it was most likely her who did this.
"Tell your mother, how did you invent this toilet water?" the queen asked.
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