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- Chapter 270: [Toilet Water Drink]
After finishing the drink, Mr. Cheng wiped his mouth and sighed: "Good stuff!"
Li Chengqian¡¯s face turned green!
Is toilet water drinkable? Li Chengqian told the truth, he had tasted it himself. It was because Su Mi applied too much on her important parts last time, and Li Chengqian tasted it accidentally.
That astringent, bitter taste.
This old man actually took it to drink?
I don¡¯t know if toilet water is poisonous or if I will die of poisoning after drinking it.
¡°Uncle Cheng, it seems you can¡¯t drink this stuff, it¡¯s for external use!¡± Li Chengqian explained.
He was wondering whether to write a sentence on the bottle of toilet water: Perfume is for external use. If you drink it at your own risk.
"Who said you can't drink it? I drank it last time. Ever since I drank it, I have been obsessed with the taste. I didn't expect to taste it again today!" Mr. Cheng laughed.
"Well¡¡"
Old man Cheng glanced at Li Chengqian's sleeves with a stern look: "I see you still have something in your sleeve, take it out quickly!"
"Uh, Uncle Cheng, you can't drink too much" Li Chengqian didn't want to be charged with murdering his girlfriend's father.
"Bring it quickly!" Old man Cheng, who belongs to the gangster faction, reached out.
Li Chengqian quickly took out two more bottles.
Old man Cheng pulled out the cork and drank two more bottles.
Li Chengqian admired him, but was afraid that he would continue to ask for it, so he asked Cheng Wenxiao: "Uncle Cheng, my nephew wants to see Wenxiao, is it possible?"
"Small wine?" Old Master Cheng asked.
"right."
"No, my daughter is a girl who is getting married, how can she meet an outsider like you!" Mr. Cheng refused!
"Uh, Wen Xiao is getting married?"
"That's right, marry Qin Huaidao."
"not good!"
"Why is it bad? Do you have to take care of me even if I marry a daughter?"
"that is because¡¡"
"Hey, I think you still have some toilet water on your body!"
"Listen to me first"
"Don't say anything without toilet water!"
"Uh, okay, Uncle Cheng will give it to you!" Li Chengqian had no choice but to take out a bottle.
Watch old man Cheng finish drinking a bottle of toilet water. Li Chengqian said: "This marriage is about a lifetime of happiness. Whoever you want to marry has to ask whether Wenxiao will agree. If Wenxiao doesn't agree, how can Uncle Cheng marry her to Qin Huaidao?"
"Qin Huaidao can manage a household at a young age. What's wrong with that?" Old man Cheng asked.
Li Chengqian said: "I didn't say Qin Huaidao was bad, but Wen Xiao doesn't like him, how can you forcefully marry him?"
"Who says Xiaojiu doesn't like it? They have been childhood sweethearts since childhood!" Mr. Cheng murmured twice. His eyes looked at Li Chengqian's sleeves again.
Li Chengqian took the initiative to take out a bottle and handed it to Mr. Cheng, and then said with courage: "Childhood sweethearts are brother and sister. When brothers and sisters get married, they will just do this and that"
While he was talking, Mr. Cheng drained another bottle: "What?"
"Incest Lun" Li Chengqian nodded, "This is incest on an emotional level, Lun, do you think Wen Xiaojiu will agree to it?"
Old man Cheng tilted his head and took a look.
"No more, look at these sleeves" Li Chengqian stretched out his right hand and showed it to Mr. Cheng.
Old man Cheng raised his thick eyebrows. "Your left hand!"
Li Chengqian immediately calmed down and took out a bottle: "Uncle Cheng, this is for Xiaojiu. You can't drink all of it!"
Old man Cheng ignored him and just drank. After drinking, he sighed: "Okay, this toilet water is really delicious!"
Li Chengqian wants to slap this old guy to death. How can there be such a top-notch person?
Old man Cheng continued to stretch out his hand.
"I really can't give it to you anymore. If I give it to you, I won't be able to drink any more!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Xiaojiu's things are not mine anymore!"
Li Chengqian was forced to drink another bottle.
¡°¡¡± Stretch out your hand.
¡°I really can¡¯t give it anymore, I want to give Auntie another bottle!¡±
"Your aunt is also mine."
I gave my aunt another bottle as a gift!
"How many bottles do you have left? Why did you drink so muchone, two, threeeight bottles? There are so many bottles!" Mr. Cheng seemed a little drunk.
Nonsense, toilet water is made from high alcohol content. If you drink so much at once, I¡¯d be surprised if you don¡¯t get drunk to death!
"No more!" Li Chengqian said firmly.
Old man Cheng approached Li Chengqian: "Without you, I can't hold my left hand"What's going on behind the scenes? "
"My left hand is gone." Li Chengqian stretched out his left hand.
"What were you doing with your right hand behind your back for so long?"
"Don't come over here!"
¡°I¡¯m coming over!¡±
Li Chengqian wants to run away, as far away from the Cheng family as possible. It looks like Mr. Cheng is going to go crazy with alcohol!
Just when Mr. Cheng is about to perform the Tiger Descending Mountain Pose, Li Chengqian is about to perform the Golden Cicada Undressing and Combination Pose. A gentle female voice rang: "Master."
Old man Cheng froze first, and the tiger became like a tiger in a painting. Li Chengqian stopped immediately, and then his feet almost gave out.
He saw Mother Cheng standing at the entrance of the hall like a Guanyin, walked in slowly, and then pulled Mr. Cheng to sit down.
Li Chengqian also quickly sat back down. After the guests and hosts were seated, Li Chengqian quickly took out the last two bottles of toilet water from his armhole, handed them to Mother Cheng, and said, "Aunt Cheng, this is a gift from Gao Ming to you and Wen Xiao. , I hope you accept it!¡±
Old man Cheng saw that Li Chengqian still had two bottles in his sleeves. He smacked his lips twice and was very greedy. But he didn't dare to move.
"Hey, I didn't expect that this beast like Mr. Cheng is actually a strict henpecker. This is news!"
Li Chengqian decided to start with his future mother-in-law, which would make it easier to succeed.
When Mother Cheng saw the toilet water, although she controlled her expression very well, her eyes couldn't help but light up. It was the look of love from a woman when she saw gems and cosmetics. Li Chengqian knew that he had done the right thing!
"This is a novelty!" Cheng's mother kept staring at the toilet water, but she said, "Why is this so embarrassing?"
"This is a gift for the younger generation to honor their elders, as it should be!" Li Chengqian handed it to Cheng's mother, and she just stretched out her hand to catch it. "And it's just a small invention made by Gao Ming himself. It's not expensive! Wen Xiao knows how to use it. , Auntie can ask Wen Xiao to teach you how to use this thing!"
Mother Cheng then took it with a smile: "Well, Gao Ming is so amazing, he can even invent this thing!"
"This was just invented accidentally. When I have time, I will invent a special perfume for Wenxiao!" Li Chengqian said, "By the way, can my nephew personally deliver this gift to sister Wenxiao? "
By giving gifts, Li Chengqian asked to see Cheng Wenxiao, but the drunkard didn¡¯t care about drinking!
Cheng's mother was very reasonable, with a kind smile like Guanyin's on her face, and said: "Gao Ming has this intention, and aunt agrees to it!"
Li Chengqian was overjoyed that there was no more toilet water in his sleeve, so he reached out to get a bottle back from Mother Cheng.
But as soon as he stretched out his hand, a murderous look flashed in Cheng's mother's eyes, and Li Chengqian quickly retracted his hand.
"Thenwhatoh, by the way, I'll talk to Wenxiao in person, and then my aunt can give it to Wenxiao!" Li Chengqian explained quickly, and then looked to see if there were any servants, "I don't know Wenxiao. Where is Xiao, can someone show me the way?" - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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