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- When I finished posting Chapter 660 last night, I found that it was duplicated again due to computer lag. I wanted to delete it immediately, but I saw that some of the brothers who had subscribed had automatically subscribed. The subscription for this chapter had already incurred charges, so I just deleted it. It was a waste of their money, so they can only code out Chapter 661 today and fix it. .forgive.
¡Downstairs of the restaurant, two or three people were fighting together.
There were five or six people watching nearby. The restaurant was a lively place with a lot of people and more and more people watching.
The people in the middle were struggling together. Rather than saying that they were fighting, it was more like two thin people circling around a tall person.
The tall man had a bald head, was dressed in blue cloth monk clothes, and had a cloth bag hanging on his body. His familiar figure and familiar voice made Li Chengqian upstairs quickly recognize him as Zhu Da and Zhu Wuneng, the brothers of Fatty Zhu¡¯s housekeeper.
Behind Zhu Da, a thin and filthy old man was holding a white steamed bun in his hand. He looked a little scared, but he held the steamed bun tightly.
In front of Zhu Da, a man wearing a green hawker's clothes was holding Zhu Da's sleeves with one hand, and with the other hand, he wanted to spare Zhu Da and go to the old man behind. But Zhu Da has been protecting the old man behind him. His face is not evil, but smiling towards the hawker.
When others didn¡¯t know what was going on, their conversation came out.
The vendor shouted angrily: "You are stealing!"
Zhu Da laughed and waved his hands, while covering the old man behind him, and said: "How can a monk be called a thief?"
"It's not called stealing?" The hawker was stunned with anger and pointed at him with trembling fingers!
The kind smile on Zhu Da¡¯s face was so mean that people wanted to tear it off: ¡°Yeah.¡±
The vendor asked: "What's that called?"
"Monk, this is a charity!" Zhu Da said with clasped hands, very morally.
When he clasped his hands together, he lost the scope to protect the old man behind him. The hawker wanted to chase him, but Zhu Da was also very agile and quickly stretched out his hands and stopped the hawker!
This made the hawker very angry.
He sighed: "You are so kind and generous, why don't you give to yourself? What are you doing with my things? Take it back quickly!"
Hearing this, the onlookers below understood it, and the three Li Chengqian upstairs also understood it. They all laughed, and then felt in their hearts that what Monk Zhu said was a bit shameless!
Facing everyone¡¯s laughter, Zhu Da was not ashamed at all, and the smile on his face did not waver at all.
He smiled and said to the hawker: "Because I don't have any monk, so I have to give it to you!"
"I'm here to sell money, not to give to beggars. Why do you give my steamed buns to beggars?" the vendor asked.
Zhu Da¡¯s smile remained unchanged: ¡°One more steamed bun is not too much, and one less is not enough. Why not give one to those who need it?¡±
"Bah, you damned monk, you robbed my steamed buns and gave them to an old beggar. Are you ganging up to rob me?" The vendor was so angry that he cursed.
The monk clasped his hands together again: "Donor, wonderful fragrance comes from your mouth!"
The hawker knew that the monk was very skilled. Although he could run over and catch the beggar with his hands clasped together, in fact, he could stop him once he stretched out his hands.
¡°Bah, what¡¯s so wonderful about your mouth? Are you two working together to steal my things, and I still have to say good things to you?¡± the hawker retorted.
Seeing that the hawker didn't rush over, Zhu Da stopped opening his hands and still said to the hawker with his hands folded: "You said it, it's your own practice."
The hawker was startled.
Not only the hawker was stunned by these words, but also the people around him couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then lowered their heads to think about the philosophy of life in this sentence. Li Chengqian, who was upstairs, couldn't help but think about it.
But the hawker woke up quickly and shouted: "Don't tell me these nonsense. It's useless for me to listen. I still have to support my family. If everyone comes to rob me like you, then I won't be able to survive." Live, if you don¡¯t return my steamed buns, you will return my money!¡±
Zhu Da was slightly embarrassed, spread his hands and said, "Monk, I have no money!"
"What are you robbing if you don't have money? Which temple are you a monk in and what's your name? I'll report it to the official!" the hawker put his hands on his hips and asked.
"A monk who can escape can't escape from the temple, but he will kill you in the temple."
Zhu Da laughed mischievously again: "Don't tell me, don't tell me."
¡°Bitch!¡± Li Chengqian cursed from upstairs, but he also started laughing after he finished cursing.
"Bitch!" Handsome Pot also laughed, "She's even meaner than me, I like it!"
"Bitch!" Cui Yi nodded with a smile on his face, "I want to learn from him."
Zhu Da¡¯s words made the onlookers laugh, but made the vendor angry.
In this small business, I have always worked early and late, just to make more money for my family. Now I have been robbed, and I have lost all my money on a steamed bun, and I still have to endure the angry words of this hateful monk. Now I couldn't bear it anymore. I rolled up my sleeves and wanted to fight the monk.
However, the physiques of the two of them were really not of the same level. He punched the monk's body with his fist. Zhu Da did not dodge and received his punch. As a result, the monk did not scream, but he screamed himself. The sound was that of the miserable man. !
The hawker stopped using his fists and went to pull the monk. As a result, the monk stood there perfectly still, his body motionless. It was not something that the hawker could pull!
In the end, the hawker couldn't pull him anymore. He finally realized that not only was he not as thick-skinned as the monk, but his mouth was not as sharp as the monk's, and his body and fighting ability were not as strong as his. He sat down on the ground with his face in his arms and cried.
This cry made Zhu Da, who had always been shameless, a little embarrassed.
The thin old man who had been behind Zhu Da saw that the situation was not good, so he immediately took his steamed buns and ran away.
Seeing the hawker crying miserably, the onlookers blamed Zhu Da.
Zhu Da clasped his hands together and said to the hawker: "Monk, I am really not stealing or robbing, but I really have no money. You are so miserable that I can't spend money on you, so I have to find others to spend money!"
After saying this, Zhu Da looked around.
Everyone was stunned, what did this shameless monk want to do?
They thought of Monk Zhu¡¯s shameless remarks just now. He wanted to pull one of the onlookers to pay him. Isn¡¯t that normal?
When they thought of this, they quickly turned away and could not stay here any longer.
Seeing the crowd of people watching, Zhu Da laughed. He raised his head and shouted: "Master Li, we meet again!"
"Master Zhu, we meet for the second time!" Li Chengqian said.
Zhu Da clasped his fists and said, "I want to send this kindness to Mr. Li. I wonder if Mr. Li is willing?"
"Okay!" Li Chengqian agreed.
He saw a waiter downstairs and shouted: "Waiter, pay for me first, I will pay later!"
The waiter was watching the fun, and when he heard what Li Chengqian said, he quickly responded: "That's great!"
The waiter took out a few coins, walked over, and handed them to the vendor who was still crying.
The vendor took the money, wiped his face quickly, bent down gratefully to the waiter, and then bent down gratefully to Li Chengqian upstairs, and then ran to guard his steamed bun stall.
After the incident was over, the onlookers dispersed.
Zhu Da did not leave, he raised his hand to Li Chengqian and said, "Master Li, I have a few words to say to you!"
"Master, if you want to come up, you can do whatever you want!" Li Chengqian smiled casually and asked.
Zhu Da laughed, then walked into the restaurant and walked upstairs.
Shuai Guo and Cui Yi looked at Li Chengqian and asked, "Do you know this person?"
"Well, he is the eldest brother of my Zhuangzi's steward." Li Chengqian smiled and said, "He is a very interesting monk. His son is also the director of my cement factory."
What? A monk's son? When the two of them heard this, their eyes widened. Isn't it so funny?
"Did Brother make a mistake? He is a monk?" Handsome Pot said, holding his forehead.
"That's right, I have a son, and he became a monk when he was a child. When he became an adult, he returned home, married a wife and had children." Li Chengqian said.
Cui Yi asked: "Is that okay?"
"Why not? The biological parents came to the temple. No matter how great the Buddha is, it is not as great as filial piety and righteousness!" Li Chengqian said.
There were footsteps outside the door.
The monk chuckled and said, "Master Li, my ears are very sharp, are you saying good or bad things about me behind my back?"
"Master, there is nothing unspeakable about this matter, so this is neither good nor bad!" Li Chengqian said to the door.
While he was talking, the monk had already appeared at the door. He laughed and stepped in: "I have always felt that Mr. Li has a very high level of wisdom. Sure enough, this is a wonderful thing!"
Li Chengqian stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation and said, "Please sit down. If you have something to say to me, sit down and eat before you talk!"
?? Zhu Dapao hung up and he wasHe sat down.
Cui Yi waved his hand and asked the waiter to bring over another pair of bowls and chopsticks.
After Zhu Da got the bowls and chopsticks, he picked up the jug and poured the wine, picked up the chopsticks and ate the meat.
This made Cui Yi and Shuai Guo stunned.
Shuaiguo couldn¡¯t help but ask: ¡°Master, aren¡¯t you a monk? I heard that monks can¡¯t eat meat!¡±
Zhu Da put down his chopsticks. Before he could swallow the meat in his mouth, he clasped his hands together and said in a vague voice: ""
Li Chengqian shouted loudly: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in the heart!"
These words were combined with Zhu Da¡¯s vague voice.
Zhu Da looked at Li Chengqian, then laughed loudly, saluted Li Chengqian and said: "Master Li is indeed a man of superior intelligence!"
Shuai Guo and Cui Yi looked at each other.
Not only was he ashamed of the behavior of this fair-weather monk, but he also felt puzzled as to how Li Chengqian knew this monk so well.
Monk Zhu Da eats very quickly, has a big mouth, and imports a lot of food. He sweeps up the food on the table, which made Shuai Guo and Cui Yi dumbfounded again.
After a while, Monk Zhu¡¯s food was almost gone, and he stopped and said to Li Chengqian: ¡°Master Li, I think you will suffer a bloody disaster!¡±
Hearing this, Li Chengqian smiled and asked, "Do you need to take off two bras to resolve the problem?"
"Well, how do you know, Master?" Monk Zhu was stunned at this.
Li Chengqian said: "I do have a bra, but I have to go home and take it off!"
"Pfft!" Shuaiguo suddenly spit out the wine in his mouth!
Cui Yi, who was opposite him, was hit and sprayed from head to face.
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