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The machete cut off the backbone of the pig and divided the entire pig body into two halves. The next step was to cut it into eight pieces and divide it into pork, pig legs, and pig bones. These farmers were so skilled at doing these detailed tasks.
The people on the other side were already preparing a bonfire, setting up iron pots and boiling water.
"Haha" Sister Hippo's laughter caught Li Chengqian's attention.
He looked over and saw Sister Hippo holding a balloon.
Is there any mistake? There were balloons in the Tang Dynasty?
Looking closer, Li Chengqian recognized it under the light of the fire. It was a small intestine, and he blew it up for her!
Li Chengqian, who grew up in the countryside, also played this game.
But now that I have grown up, I feel sick!
"That's a pig pretending to be stolen goods, and you blew it with your mouth!" Li Chengqian said to her.
Sister Hippo was having a great time. When she heard what Li Chengqian said, she was stunned for a moment. Then she pointed at the farmer who was cleaning the pig waste and said, "They are all washed very clean."
Then he felt something, and then he became angry and said: "You said I used my mouth to talk about shit? Then wait a minute, don't you want to eat the shit pretender?"
Li Chengqian¡¯s forehead turned black.
Why doesn¡¯t this person know how to be subtle in his words?
The farmers around him also had a look on their faces after hearing this.
But they are all people who have been farming all their lives, and they did not feel disgusted by this sentence. They smiled and said: "Your Highness, Princess, wait a minute, these sewage is for us to eat, and there is still good meat over there!"
Li Chengqian waved his hand and asked them to continue.
At this time, the meat over there has been picked and is about to be put into the pot. Li Chengqian asked Sister Hippo: "Have you brought the cumin? Go and put it in."
Of course cumin is used for grilling meat.
When Sister Hippo saw someone was already inserting the chopped ribs with bamboo skewers. She thought it was fun, so she put the intestinal balloon in Li Chengqian's hand. Off to insert the ribs.
"Hey, hey, this" Li Chengqian looked at the balloon filled with shit in his hand. Smiling bitterly.
In fact, this thing looks like a balloon blown up by naughty children in later generations.
Hehe, maybe this thing can really be used as a condom.
Someone is being naughty again.
He looked at it and threw the balloon to the scholar drinking tea behind him.
The scholar was startled. He was shocked when he saw that the balloon was intestines. But you have to take what the prince gave you.
So it doesn¡¯t matter if you hold it, and it doesn¡¯t matter if you put it away.
Over there, the hippo sister has already taken the inserted ribs and grilled them before putting them on the fire. They are almost done and rubbed with cumin. A scent wafted out immediately.
Li Chengqian felt a scent coming at him very quickly. There was a hidden weapon, so he quickly reached out to grab it!
Got hit!
The hidden weapon was a rib that Sister Hippo flew over. It was already roasted and the aroma was overwhelming. Li Chengqian caught it, but he grabbed the wrong end. Instead of holding the handle end, he held the meaty end.
That was just baked. Of course it was hot, so his hand was hit.
It was not easy to scream out loud, so she grunted, "Sister Hippo is taking revenge!"
After glaring at Sister Hippo. Li Chengqian brought the meat over and took a bite. It was so delicious. Yes, the burn was worth it.
There are other good things being cooked one after another. After it was baked, it was immediately placed on the table in front. That's for Li Chengqian.
But Li Chengqian didn¡¯t like this atmosphere.
He still prefers to do it himself.
At this moment. The people over there cutting and cleaning the meat are pretty much done.
Li Chengqian stretched out his hand and said, "Come here, these are for you to kill the pig. Everyone else, please do it yourself."
Large basins of meat were brought over and placed next to the bonfire.
Li Chengqian took the lead to set an example and went up to pick out the meat with a bamboo stick. He inserted two ribs first. I just ate the pork ribs of Sister Hippo. The juice oozed out after taking one bite. It was so fragrant that I wanted to take another bite after taking one bite.
The next step is to insert the meat, and grab some slices of pig heart, which are chewy.
Hey, this is it?
Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment, then picked up the thing and looked at it.
Two small round balls, aren¡¯t these testicles?
Good stuff, plug it in!
¡°In this way, this laughing black pig is a boar.
If you have testicles, then??Whip.
Li Chengqian continued to search, but there was none!
It¡¯s impossible, it¡¯s impossible to have pills but no whip!
He grabbed the guy who also came over to insert the meat. He was one of the guys who killed the pig just now.
"Let me ask you something." Li Chengqian asked.
The guy who killed the pig quickly responded: "What's the matter, Your Highness?"
"Do you know what these are?" Li Chengqian raised his two meatballs and said.
The guy who killed the pig looked at it and laughed casually and obscenely.
He nodded.
Seeing that he understood, Li Chengqian asked: "What about the other thing? It can't be a eunuch. Is there a meatball but not another one?"
Eunuch? The pig almost laughed out loud.
He held back his laughter and searched for Li Chengqian. He looked for all the pots, but there was none!
He raised his head and scanned the whole place. Finally, his eyes were sure to see it.
He wanted to get it, but when he saw the person's identity, he was shocked. Then he pointed to Li Chengqian and said, "Your Highness, where are you?"
Looking along his finger, Li Chengqian saw that there was something very similar to it.
And the person holding it in his hand and baking it is the handsome pot.
With such a lively scene, it¡¯s impossible for the handsome guy who also lives in Furong Garden not to come. It's just that he didn't know what he was doing at the beginning, and he just rushed over now.
But it¡¯s the perfect time to have a barbecue!
Come on, I was beaten first, so I just have to eat the meatballs!
He took a few bamboo skewers inserted into the meat and went to the fire of the handsome pot, and started roasting.
After Shuaiguo greeted Li Chengqian warmly, the two brothers sat down and started roasting. After a while, Handsome Pot handed the whip in his hand to Sister Hippo next to him and said, "Give it back to you."
"Ha, this is good!" Sister Hippo happily took it and then laughed.
Li Chengqian almost fainted. Sister, I don¡¯t know you!
Soon, the meatballs were baked. When you took a bite, the juice inside gushed out. It was really good.
??Especially because of the mentality of taking whatever supplement you eat, I feel a little excited.
"Brother, isn't it all meat, why do you need to be so happy?" Handsome Pot asked strangely.
No matter what, if you don¡¯t explain it clearly to him, you will be robbed.
After finishing the two meatballs, Li Chengqian ate each of the grilled ribs and meat and put them on the plate one by one.
The pot over there is also boiling, and the tenderloin is coming out of the pot.
Li Chengqian asked someone to fish out a small basin with meat and soup.
He asked people to take the soup and roasted meat back to Su Mi.
They didn¡¯t come, but they can¡¯t be forgotten.
The freshly cooked meat from the newly killed pigs has a fresh flavor, I believe they will eat it off their tongues after eating it.
It¡¯s a pity that the queen will not be able to enjoy this pork feast when she returns to the palace.
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