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- It has a round body with a round head on it, which looks like a small ball. Because of the fat on his face, his eyes have narrowed into a "thin line of sky". It's hard to tell whether he has his eyes open or closed. Holding a huge cloth bag in one hand, the other hand kept taking out food from the bag and stuffing it into his big mouth.
"It's amazing that you are able to come here." As the fat man spoke, Han Yu and others had to retreat. Food crumbs kept flying out of this unethical guy's mouth as he spoke. If you don't pay attention, you will be injured by this "hidden weapon".
"Which one of you is going up?" Han Yu turned around and asked Ning Ping behind him.
Everyone looked at each other, they were not afraid of strong enemies, but for an enemy who exuded an intolerable smell, no matter how weak he was, no one was willing to be his opponent. It's like dog shit. Everyone knows it's harmless, but no one is willing to step on it.
When Han Yu saw the cold scene, he glanced at Ning Ping. Ning Ping immediately glared at Han Yu, while others subconsciously avoided Han Yu's gaze when they were seen by Han Yu.
"Well, since none of you are willing, let's follow the old rules." Han Yu sighed and put forward a compromise opinion.
Drawing lots, whoever is drawn wins, this is a method that everyone can accept.
……
"Ah, why me?" Shi Bafang looked up to the sky and sighed in great depression. After some drawing of lots, Shi Bafang unfortunately got the ghost and became the opponent to deal with the dirty ghost blocking the way.
Shi Bafang reluctantly walked to the opposite side of the dirty ghost. Before he could speak, Shi Bafang smelled a strange smell. The irritated Shi Bafang had to cover his nose with one hand. He looked at the dirty ghost and asked, "What's your name? Why are you so dirty?"
"Hehehe My name is Rooney. I haven't taken a shower since I was born, so the smell on my body is very original." The dirty ghost said with a proud smile instead of being ashamed.
Hearing what the dirty ghost Rooney said, Shi Bafang subconsciously took two steps back, turned around and shouted to Han Yu: "Han Yu, please change, I can't do it."
"You can do it, we support you mentally!" Han Yu replied loudly. The others immediately nodded vigorously towards Shi Bafang. Just kidding, it would be really disgusting to fight against such a dirty guy.
"It seems that there is no way for you to avoid fighting with me. Just accept your fate." Rooney said to Shi Bafang with a smile.
"Don't come over!" Shi Bafang shouted as he stepped back when he saw Rooney approaching. Because of Shi Bafang's retreat, Han Yu and others who were watching the battle from behind had already retreated outside the door.
"Don't retreat. If you retreat again, you will lose." Rooney looked at Shi Bafang and said.
Hearing this, Shi Bafang looked back and helplessly recognized a reality. His opponent was the fat man in front of him who was extremely dirty and had flies constantly circling above his head.
I didn’t dare to take a deep breath for fear of fainting from inhaling the smell of Rooney. Shi Bafang covered his nose with one hand, looked at Rooney opposite and said in a sullen voice: "Come on!"
The words just fell. Rooney opened his mouth and let out a sigh of relief at Shi Bafang.
"ha"
A stream of gray-green gas visible to the naked eye spat out from Rooney's mouth and headed straight for Shibazi. Han Yu and others who were watching the battle quickly covered their mouths and noses. Good guy! What kind of tone is this? It's just a gas bomb. Even if it's not Rooney's target. Han Yu and others who were watching the battle were almost so sick that they even vomited out their overnight meal. From this, one can imagine how unfavorable the situation for Shi Bafang was on the battlefield.
Shi Bafang felt a little dizzy at the moment. Unsteady standing.
When Fatty Rooney saw this, he did not hesitate and immediately took two steps towards Shi Bafang. Han Yu and others reminded him carefully, but the disgusting smell made people unable to open their mouths. In just such a short moment, Rooney had already rushed in front of Shi Bafang. He opened his mouth wide at Shi Bafang and exhaled forcefully. Shi Bafang fell to the ground with a "plop" as if he had been poisoned.
Seeing that Rooney was unyielding, he stretched out his hand behind his butt, and when he exerted force, he heard a "porphyry" sound, and he farted, and then he put his right hand behind his butt in front of Shi Bafang, and Shi Bafang Bafang suddenly foamed at the mouth and twitched all over.
"Han Yu, please save Bafang." Lin Ke couldn't help but said to Han Yu.
"Ah, okay." Han Yu nodded and agreed with difficulty.
But before Han Yu could take action, he saw Rooney making another move. This time he put his right hand into his crotch. After groping for a while, the right hand he took out of his crotch exuded an evil smell.Shi Bafang, who was lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth, stretched out his hand. Qiao Yaner and others who were watching the battle had turned their heads away and couldn't bear to watch anymore. At this moment, Shi Bafang, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes like a flashback, kicked his legs hard, and slid out.
"Heheheit's useless for you to run away." Rooney said disapprovingly.
Shi Bafang glanced at Rooney, as if he had finally made up his mind, and suddenly raised his hand and slapped his nose hard, causing blood to flow from his nose. Rooney was dumbfounded. If the opponent's nose is broken, the scent attack on one's own body will be ineffective.
"A good method, but my attack is more than just smell." Rooney looked at Shi Bafang and praised him before saying. After speaking, before Shi Bafang could ask, Rooney coughed hard, and a cloud of thick phlegm flew towards Shi Bafang.
It’s so unhygienic!
Everyone watching thought the same thing after seeing what Rooney did.
On the top floor of the Shadow Castle, Han Mengxin looked at the ashamed Morrigan with a half-smile, and asked aloud: "Is this fat man the right-hand man you just mentioned?"
"I don't know him." Morrigan replied with a straight face.
"Humph Really? If he hears you say that, he will be sad, right?" Han Mengxin said with a sneer.
Morrigan: ""
When his subordinates are embarrassed, the boss will be embarrassed as well. At this moment, Morrigan really wanted to kill Rooney directly, it was so dirty.
The phlegm attack is not difficult to avoid, but it is very disgusting. Seeing that Shi Bafang had dodged his attack, Rooney did not hesitate immediately. He yelled: "Ten shots of thick phlegm."
"Cough cough cough cough"
Shi Bafang was like a whirlwind, rushing in front of Rooney in an instant. He flew up and kicked Rooney hard on the cheek. Rooney almost bit his tongue, and was even more shocked by the mouthful of thick phlegm he was about to spit out. I was choking.
"Cough, cough, cough" Rooney coughed for a while and finally spit out the phlegm that was stuck in his throat. Then he rubbed his kicked cheek and stood up.
He looks like a perfectly fine person!
Shi Bafang looked Rooney up and down. A sudden realization. This Rooney was like a ball from head to toe, with too much fat on his body, so when I kicked him with the same force as a normal person, he didn't feel much pain at all!
"How dare you attack my handsome face. I want you to pay a heavy price." Rooney glared at Shi Bafang fiercely. It's just that this guy's eyes have become so fat that even if he glares again, in Shi Bafang's eyes, it's as if he's not glaring at all.
Hearing Rooney’s words, everyone present felt stunned. Your Excellency has such an honorable and handsome face. I really don’t know where your confidence comes from?
Shi Bafang looked at Rooney blankly and moved his feet gently. Han Yu and others had gradually become accustomed to the strange smell, although Lin Ke and the other girls still refused to take their hands off their noses. However, Han Yu and others have already let go. After hearing Rooney's narcissistic words, Han Yu shouted loudly to Shi Bafang: "Bafang. Beat this fat pig to death!"
Fat people generally hate being called fat, and Rooney is no exception. After hearing the word "fat pig", he immediately rushed towards Han Yu like an angry wild boar, shouting as he ran: "Who do you think is fat pfft"
The floor finally couldn't bear Rooney's angry footsteps, and a big hole was made by Rooney's feet. Rooney was like an obese person who fell into a cave shaft. Because of the obesity in his belly, his whole body was stuck at the entrance. Can't go up or down.
"Damn it," Rooney shouted while struggling.
"We have won, right?" Han Yu couldn't accept the sudden situation, so he subconsciously asked Ning Ping beside him.
“It should be considered that we won, right?” Ning Ping replied uncertainly.
"Bafang, ask that fat man for the key." Han Yu thought for a while and shouted to Shi Bafang, who was not far away.
Shi Bafang nodded when he heard the words, walked behind Rooney and said: "The key."
"Dream!" Rooney refused directly.
"You have already lost!" Shi Bafang said in a deep voice.
"I didn't lose!" Rooney shouted immediately.
“…Okay, you didn’t lose, tell me where you hid the key?”
Rooney rolled his eyes when he heard this, opened his mouth and said to Shi Bafang behind him: "it's in my pants pocket."
At this time, Rooney’s upper body was on the second floor, but his lower body was on the first floor. The purpose of saying this was to let Shi Bafang drag him out. ?How could Shi Bafang be fooled? After listening to Rooney's words, Shi Bafang nodded and said, "Okay, since your keys are in your pants pocket, it's easy. Han Yu, have a hard time."
"Copy that." Han Yu agreed outside the door, turned around and ran towards the first floor. Seeing this, Rooney hurriedly shouted: "The key is not in my pants pocket. If you pull me out, I will give you the key."
Shi Bafang shook his head and rejected Rooney's proposal: "No need. You are too dirty. I don't want to touch you. Don't worry, Han Yu is not an unreasonable person. If he finds out that he has been cheated, the most he can do is set fire to your lower body." That’s all.”
first round
Lan Qi was looking up to admire the half body that suddenly appeared on the ceiling, wondering if he should do something, when he saw Han Yu running back in a hurry. He didn't even say hello when he saw him, he flew directly to the lower body on the ceiling, reached out and pulled off his pants.
"Oh, I didn't expect this guy to have such a hobby, he actually likes to take off people's pants." Lan Qi subconsciously touched his belt, and after it felt quite strong, he thought to himself.
I rummaged through it carefully, but where is the key? Finding nothing and the strange smell on the pants made Han Yu feel very unhappy. When he looked up and saw the lower body wearing only big pants and those two big white legs, Han Yu felt angry in his heart. Out of fear, he raised his hand and a flame flew straight towards Rooney's butt.
"Ouch" Rooney screamed and jumped up like a rocket. There is a streak of red light behind the buttocks. It's just that the force was too strong, and Rooney didn't grasp it well. Hearing a "bang", Rooney's upper body hit the ceiling. At this moment, Rooney was like a fat sausage, hanging from the ceiling, with fire on his butt. It has been extinguished and is emitting a trace of black smoke.
“It’s very pornographic and violent!” Lan Qi witnessed Rooney flying out with his own eyes. After a while, he said slowly.
Han Yu glanced at Lan Qi and asked Lan Qi, "Where do you usually put your keys?"
"This is not necessarily true, it depends on personal preference." Lan Qi replied immediately.
After hearing Lan Qi’s answer, Han Yu frowned slightly. Turning around and walking towards the second floor, before going out, Han Yu looked back at Lan Qi and asked: "Didn't you say before that the fat man in the second level can absorb the power of others? But how do I think that fat man is just a dirty person? ?”
"His ability is indeed to absorb the power of others, and being dirty is just his disguise." Lan Qi quickly explained after hearing this.
"Really? Then this guy is hidden deep enough." Han Yu muttered to himself and walked towards the second level. Lan Qi breathed a sigh of relief when he couldn't hear any more noise. For a moment, Lan Qi suspected that if he answered poorly, he would be attacked by the person in front of him.
The second level
Dachshund Rooney finally opened his eyes a little at this time, admiring the beautiful scenery in front of him greedily. Half of his body passed through the ceiling. I happened to bump into the beauty from the third level changing clothes.
Rooney couldn't help but whistle, and it was precisely because of this whistle. The girl who was stunned by Rooney's sudden appearance woke up. Looking at the girl's dark face, Rooney finally understood his situation at this moment.
"Don't do it. This is a misunderstanding." Rooney shouted.
"It's a pity that the girl didn't listen to Rooney at all. She walked up to him with a wooden hammer in her hand and smashed it down at Rooney without thinking. Just like the game of whack-a-mole, Rooney is the unlucky gopher, and this gopher can't shrink his head. After a while, Rooney had a bag on his head.
"You, listen to my explanation Oops, blue and white stripes" As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Rooney knew it was not good. But this really can't be blamed on him, who let the girl get so close and wear a skirt.
"This, this, it was an accident!" Rooney stammered as he looked at the girl holding a wooden sledgehammer in both hands and pointing it at her head.
"Go to hell!" The girl's answer was very concise!
“Then Shi Bafang and others saw Rooney, who was hanging from the ceiling like a sausage, fall to the ground like a cannonball, causing a huge burst of smoke and dust.
When the smoke gradually dissipated, Shi Bafang and others discovered that the fat man in front of them seemed to be a little fatter than before, especially the small bumps on his head, which were closely adjacent to each other, as if they were born there.
Slowly getting up, Rooney's eyes finally evolved from "a thin line of sky" to "squinting eyes". At least now it seems that one can see a trace of Rooney's eyes.
"You have to pay the price!" Rooney shouted angrily at Shi Bafang and others.
Shi Bafang and others expressed their unanimous dissatisfaction with Rooney's behavior of bullying the weak and fearing the strong.crumbs. Oh, if you can't afford to offend someone who bullies you, then you turn to bully someone you think is inferior to you. This kind of behavior is the behavior of a villain.
Shi Bafang took a step forward, looked at Rooney and said, "Come if you can. But before that, I suggest you find a pair of pants and put them on."
Hearing Shi Bafang's words, Rooney, who was still full of anger, was stunned, and then angrily shouted at Shi Bafang: "Just wait, I will be back soon."
“Remember to bring the key with you,” Shi Bafang reminded immediately.
I saw Rooney twisting his fat butt, rummaging around in his nest, and finally found something. It looked like a tablecloth, but when Rooney unfolded it, Shi Bafang and others discovered that it was actually pants.
"You wait, you wait" Rooney gritted his teeth and put on his pants, while glaring at Shi Bafang and others and shouting, as if he was afraid that Shi Bafang and others would run away.
At this moment, Han Yu came back. When he saw everyone, he shouted to Shi Bafang: "Bafang, that guy lied to me. There is no key in his pants at all."
"You bastard!" When Rooney saw Han Yu, he was immediately jealous of an enemy and shouted at Han Yu.
Han Yu was startled by Rooney's appearance at this moment. Although Rooney's face was dirty before, it looked very round due to obesity, but now who is this pig head with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and a pair of small slit eyes radiating a trace of murderous intent?
"Who is this?" Han Yu asked Ning Ping in a low voice.
"Isn't it Rooney?" Ning Ping replied puzzled.
"Rooney? How did he do this? Who beat him?" Han Yu asked curiously after hearing this.
"Isn't it because of you that he did this?"
Hearing Ning Ping's words, Han Yu immediately said: "Because of me? Don't talk nonsense, I just set fire to his butt and didn't punch him in the face."
"There is a story here, and you setting fire to his butt is the cause of the story."
"That's it, then tell me in detail later. As for now Bafang, come on!" Han Yu shouted at Shi Bafang.
"Aren't you going to help?" Ning Ping asked in surprise.
"You are such a dirty guy, I have to help you." Han Yu looked at Rooney in the distance with disgust and said to Ning Ping.
Ning Ping asked in confusion when he heard this: "But didn't you already touch his pants just now?"
"You're right." Han Yu was silent for a while, then unexpectedly patted Ning Ping on the shoulder.
"You bastard!" Ning Ping's face froze, he looked at Han Yu and said slowly. To be continued. .
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