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    All living people must eat. As the saying goes, people are like iron and rice is like steel. If you don't eat one meal, you will be hungry.  But when it comes to eating, you will inevitably eat some unclean things, which will ruin your stomach.  This is a normal thing.  It's normal for one or two people to have a bad stomach, but it's not normal if hundreds, thousands or even a whole starship of officers and soldiers are running around and having diarrhea at the same time.

    Although Nemis is known as the leader of the Twelve Divine Generals, he is not a real god after all. He has to eat, drink, and defecate like ordinary people. As a result, he fell into the trap, and it was more serious than ordinary soldiers.  There is no way, who makes him the boss?  Thinking of those extremely enthusiastic people who came to reward the troops by beating gongs and drums and bringing all kinds of fresh ingredients, how could General Nemis not be allowed to taste them first?  The cook tried his best to prepare a sumptuous and delicious meal. Then Nemis ate and had diarrhea. His legs became weak and he couldn't get out.

    "That damn cook." Nemis cursed secretly with his right hand on the wall and his legs trembling a little.  As the old saying goes, a good man cannot stand up to three diuretics. What's more, from the onset of the disease to now, Nemis has been almost dehydrated. Not only three dilutes, but almost thirteen dilutes.

    "Lord Nemis, I have brought you medicine." Just when Nemis was holding up his pants and preparing to go back to bed for a while, Bai Yutang's voice came from outside the door.  When this situation occurred, Nemis immediately ordered the army to stop advancing after discovering that something was wrong, and at the same time ordered the accompanying military doctors to start treating all officers and soldiers.  There are only military doctors, but there are not many medicines to treat diarrhea. As a general who loves his soldiers as much as his son, Nemis naturally has medicines for people with severe diarrhea symptoms first, and he relies on his body to be stronger than others.  Hold on.

    There is no need to think about the crusade against Maxi. Nemis is now worried that the current situation of his army will be leaked.  If someone were to attack at this time, that would include himself.  He really didn't even have the strength to fight back.  Originally, out of caution, the troops did not eat together but in batches.  But who would have thought that the diarrhea that was supposed to be man-made this time would actually have the effect of delaying the onset of symptoms. When the first batch of soldiers who had eaten had diarrhea symptoms, it had not been long since the last batch of soldiers had finished eating.

    The toilet was overcrowded for a while. In order to avoid the tragedy of turning the starship he was on into a portable toilet, Nemis had to order the crusade to dock at a nearby uninhabited planet. Then most of the soldiers of the crusade held paper in one hand.  Holding the pants in one hand is convenient for finding a leeward spot.  Well the scene was very spectacular, and the smell was as bad as the wind.

    As the commander-in-chief of the expeditionary army.  Of course, the treatment is better than that of soldiers. At least no one competes with Nemis for the toilet, but diarrhea is not treated differently based on status.

    "Why are you okay?" Nemis looked at Bai Yutang very puzzled and asked.  There are only a few people in the entire fleet who are fine, which makes people feel envious and jealous.

    "Hehe I have a toothache. So I didn't eat that meal." Bai Yutang replied with a smile.

    After hearing Bai Yutang’s answer, Nemis was so depressed that she wanted to vomit blood.  But I can't say anything.  People are lucky.  The tooth started to hurt sooner rather than later, but it just started to hurt right before eating the meal in question.

    "Where is my orderly?" Nemis asked, taking the medicine bowl.

    Bai Yutang heard this and replied: "It was almost out of shape. I couldn't bear it, so I asked him to take the medicine and rest. Anyway, this is not a tiring job, no matter who does it."

    Nemis nodded, glanced at the medicine bowl in his hand, and asked, "Has everyone else drank the medicine?"

    "Drink. The cook cooked a large pot under the guidance of the doctor, which is enough for everyone with diarrhea. The doctor said that this medicine should be drunk while it is hot, and after drinking it, you can have diarrhea again.  The situation will improve.”

    "Have you caught those who came to reward the army?" Nemis asked again.

    Bai Yutang scratched his head and asked: "Well, who should I catch?"

    Nemis was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but then he realized that the whole army had been recruited, and no one had the energy to catch those bastards who lacked virtue.  Thinking of this, Nemis poured the medicine in his hand into his mouth depressedly, and swore angrily: "Those bastards better not let me meet again!"

    Bai Yutang didn't take Nemis's oath seriously at all. He knew that Nemis was just saying angry words. Just listen to these angry words. You must not believe them. Anyone who believes them is a fool.

    "Gulu, Gulu" Nemis was about to say a few harsh words to vent his depressed mood, but suddenly he heard a reaction in his stomach. Nemis immediately ignored Bai Yutang and turned around and rushed into the toilet.  I just took off my pants and sat on the toilet, feeling like a cathartic

    Nemis was holding on to the wall of the toilet with both hands. It would not work otherwise. After all this tossing, Nemis had already become weak and could not hold on.It's very easy for anything to slide to the ground.

    "Master Nemis, I'm going to get you some salt and sugar water to rehydrate your body." Bai Yutang shouted to Nemis in the toilet, then closed the door and left.  Nemis no longer had the strength to speak, so he just sat on the toilet, his mind going blank.

    As the leader of the Twelve Divine Generals, he almost fell on the laxative before even seeing his opponent's face. This time, he was very embarrassed.  Nemis could guess without thinking that if he went back like this, the image he had established in the past would be completely lost, whether it was face or dignity.  From now on, the title of the Head of the Twelve Divine Generals will be far away from him. Instead, he may be called Nemis who was knocked down by a bag of laxatives.

    Thinking of this consequence, Nemis gritted his teeth and made up his mind not to withdraw his troops even if he was killed.  The message asking for help was sent back later. This defeat was not a crime of war, and I believe the Five Elders Association will understand.  It’s not that I’m incompetent, it’s that my opponent is too insidious!  Dirty!  shameless!  !  !

    Nemis was cursing fiercely in the toilet. Bai Yutang, who had gone to get him salt and sugar water, came back with a large water cup in his hand and told Nemis to come out of the toilet to drink water if everything was okay.  When Nemis heard Bai Yutang's voice, he immediately reached for the toilet paper What a tragedy! When people are unlucky, they choke their teeth even when drinking cold water. The toilet paper has been used up, leaving only a finger-width one.  Note plus a toilet paper tube.

    "Fortunately, there is still Bai Yutang outside." Nemis said happily in his heart, but this thought has not disappeared yet.  I heard Bai Yutang's voice coming from outside, "Lord Nemis, I have other things to do. Remember to drink water when you come out. I'll go back first." After saying that, Nemis didn't wait for an answer and turned the door off.  Come to the door and leave.

    Nemis opened her mouth, feeling a sense of despair in her heart.

    It’s very tragic to find out after using the toilet that you didn’t bring any paper.  Of course, if you don't mind being dirty, this wouldn't be a big deal.  But Nemis is a bit of a mysophobic person.  Ask him to search for papers around the room with his butt naked, and he can't do it.  But you can never stay in the toilet all the time.  This medicine for treating diarrhea is really effective. After passing the stool, Nemis felt a little warm in his stomach and no longer had that uncomfortable feeling.  But waves of sleepiness also hit Nemis.

    ??Going out looking for paper with your butt naked?  Sit on the toilet and take a nap first?  Nemis chose the former.  While his mind was still clear, Nemis opened the toilet door.  Although this is my own room.  No one was in their room, but Nemis still felt a little uncomfortable.

    I remember there was paper in my bedside table.  Nemis held his pants in one hand and ran to the bedside table. He opened the cabinet door and saw a roll of toilet paper inside.  Nemis grabbed the toilet paper, turned around and wanted to go back to the toilet to solve the problem.  At this time, I heard the door lock turning, and someone was coming from outside!

    Nemis felt anxious and immediately wanted to rush back to the toilet.  It's just that Nemis forgot about his situation at this time because he didn't wipe his butt.  The trousers were not put on properly, but he was just holding them up with one hand, and he couldn't lift them too high, so that he couldn't move forward at all.

    With a "pop" sound, Nemis's feet tumbled and he fell face down to the ground.  At this time, Bai Yutang just opened the door and came in. He asked first, "Mr. Nemis, have you finished drinking the salt and sugar water? If it's not enough, I'll go" He stopped here because Bai Yutang saw the light.  Nemis was lying on the ground with his buttocks on his back.

    Nemis’s face turned red, and he had the desire to kill and silence him.

    "Lord Nemis, you, what's wrong with you?" Bai Yutang asked with a bit of stutter.

    "Toilet, there is no paper in the toilet." Nemis explained gloomily.

    Bai Yutang heard this and said, "Oh, I told you earlier. If you run out of paper, tell me. Why do you have to do this? Get up quickly. Can you get up?"

    How could Nemis let Bai Yutang help him? Although his limbs were weak, with the support of strong self-esteem, Nemis climbed up from the ground, lowered his head and got into the toilet.  Just listen to Bai Yutang say: "Lord Nemis, please rest peacefully for a while. Remember to let me know if anything happens. My communicator is always on."

    "Okay." Nemis's muffled voice came from the toilet.  Bai Yutang was extremely amused after hearing this. Who would have thought that the leader of the Twelve Divine Generals would be in such a miserable state? This is really rare.

    Hearing the sound of the door closing, although his butt was now wiped clean, Nemis didn't want to go out for the time being. It was really embarrassing.  Sitting on the toilet, Nemis was thinking a lot. He didn't know how to stop Bai Yutang's mouth and prevent him from talking nonsense.

    After much deliberation, Nemis didn’t come up with a proper solution. He could only decide to take it one step at a time. After he recovered a little, he went directly to Bai Yutang to see what the guy would say.We will discuss the conditions later.  Thinking of this, Nemis picked up his pants and walked out of the toilet. He was getting sleepier and sleepier. His upper and lower eyelids kept fighting, which made Nemis feel like he was taking a nap without thinking about anything.

    When he walked to the bed, Nemis picked up the salt and sugar water on the bedside table before he could drink it. The temperature was just right. He drank it all in one gulp. Nemis put down the water glass and fell on the bed.  , the feeling of sleepiness made Nemis fall asleep almost as soon as he closed his eyes, and his snoring was so loud that even Bai Yutang, who had been staying outside the door without leaving, heard it.

    Hearing the voice in the room, Bai Yutang raised the corner of his mouth. He looked around first and found that no one was passing by. Then he quietly opened the unlocked door and walked into Nemis's room again. He saw Nemis standing there.  Lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

    God help me!  Bai Yutang couldn't help but shout in his heart when he saw this.  When he first received this task, Bai Yutang thought that Mei Xin who gave this order must be crazy, but the fact surprised Bai Yutang.  It was as if Messing had seen the development of the matter with his own eyes. Except for the situation where Nemis fell to the ground without wearing pants, all other reactions about Nemis were correct.  It really made Bai Yutang feel magical and a little shuddering at the same time.  Since Messing can deduce various reactions of Nemis, what else can't he deduce?

    Secretly glad that he had surrendered early, Bai Yutang took out a pair of handcuffs fastened to his waist.  As long as he wears this pair of handcuffs specially designed to deal with ability users, it will be useless even if Nemis has great abilities.  What's more, given this guy's current situation, even if he's not asleep now, Bai Yutang is confident that he can take him down.

    In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Bai Yutang did not alert the enemy. He quietly reached out and pulled the hands of Nemis, who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and gently put on the handcuffs.  Maybe it was the sleeping pills mixed in the salt and sugar water that took effect. Nemis was like a dead pig, at the mercy of Bai Yutang, even though his hands were handcuffed behind his back, he still didn't wake up.  The little snore made me feel happy.

    After confirming that he had captured Nemis alive, Bai Yutang quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. If he said he wasn't nervous just now, that would be a lie.  The name of a person, the shadow of a tree, Nemis is the head of the twelve divine generals.  It can be considered prestigious until now.  Bai Yutang still felt unreal.

    ?For insurance reasons.  Bai Yutang took out the spare handcuffs and cuffed Nemis's two feet together.  After all this was done, Bai Yutang finally felt a little more relieved.  Now it's just waiting for Maxi to lead his troops to clean up the mess.  What Bai Yutang said to Nemis before was actually all nonsense.  Although the crusade army had military doctors accompanying them, the number was ultimately too small, and the crusade army was full of soldiers.  Basically everyone fell victim to it, even the cooks were not spared.  There were only a few lucky ones who had nothing to do with Bai Yutang, who knew about it in advance.  Those lucky ones have been secretly dealt with by Bai Yutang and are now locked in their own rooms, while Bai Yutang himself appears publicly next to Nemis in the name of taking care of Nemis.

    Now the entire expeditionary army is in chaos.  Everyone was busy looking for a place to go. A few people couldn't find their shadows for a while, so they couldn't arouse others' suspicion at all.

    Just when Bai Yutang was taking care of Nemis, Maxi came here with a temporarily summoned army to receive prisoners of war.  When Maxi's generals and the revolutionary army appeared in front of the crusade like soldiers descending from heaven, the crusaders couldn't even muster the slightest intention to resist. Their morale had long been expelled from the body with diarrhea. They were now the most vulnerable.  All you want is some antidiarrheal medicine right away.

    Maxi’s revolutionary army certainly knows what the prisoners need most now.  This is nonsense, they were the ones who gave the medicine, but they did not expect that the scene would be so spectacular. Looking around, there were thunder everywhere, startling every step, and you might step on it if you don't pay attention.

    It’s true that there are die-hard elements in the crusade, but as their stomachs growl, even the most die-hard elements can’t hold on any longer. There are teeth on top that can hold on tight, but below what are you using to bite?

    Those who know the current affairs are heroes, and all the conquering armies are heroes.  From the captain's mate to the soldiers and cooks, all without exception surrendered to the revolutionary army after taking the antidiarrheal medicine provided by the revolutionary army.  He just expressed his disdain for the revolutionary army using such shameless methods.

    It’s so shameless!  !  !

    "However, the revolutionary army did not care at all about the dissatisfaction of the punitive army.  The winner is the king and the loser is the enemy. The purpose of war is to win. For victory, no matter whether it is despicable or shameless or unscrupulous, in the final analysis, only the winner has the right to speak. Any reason given by the defeated will always be classified as the barking of a defeated dog.  It's simply not worth mentioning.

    As one of the former twelve generals, Maxi is also the former inspector general of the alliance.  He came from the military and held a high position, so almost everyone among the captured senior generals of the crusade knew Max.??There were a few juniors who also met Maxi through the introduction of others.

    "Master Maxi, this is really unexpected. You can also play tricks, and you are so ruthless when you attack. You really don't miss the old friendship at all." The general who serves as Nemis's adjutant is also an acquaintance with Maxi. Seeing Maxi  Then he couldn't help but said sarcastically.

    Maxi heard the words and replied: "Don't say that, I can't help it. Who made the strength gap between you and me so big? What's more, since we are enemies, it doesn't matter what means you use, the key is to see who is the last  winner."

    "Master Maxi, do you think it will be okay if you win this time? The Alliance will not let it go."

    "I know, so you prisoners are very important. I plan to make a deal with the Alliance. But I don't know if you people are important in the hearts of the Alliance's Five Elders?"

    Hearing what Maxi said, the general who spoke fell silent.  As Maxi said, he really didn't know whether the Five Elders would care about the lives of their captives.

    Seeing that the other party stopped talking, Maxi ignored him and took a few guards to meet his old friend Nemis.  Listening to Bai Yutang's report, Nemis was sleeping soundly due to taking salt and sugar water mixed with sleeping pills, and had no idea what was happening outside.

    ……

    "Go find Messing, that guy wants to see you. By the way, you are a prisoner, so you need someone to escort you, please cooperate." Maxi saw Bai Yutang, praised Bai Yutang and then said to Bai Yutang.  Bai Yutang nodded upon hearing this, and let the guards brought by Maxi tie him up and escort him to see Messing, while Maxi stayed and looked at Nemis who was still sleeping soundly with interest.  (To be continued)
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