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    "If you were a thief, what would you do?" Zhang Zhan asked with a smile.

    Chen Qing seems to have quite a lot of experience in this area. His method is to sneak attack when people are not at home Thinking of this, Chen Qing turned to look at Zhang Zhan and immediately understood what he meant.

    "You mean, let me pretend to leave home for a while?" Chen Qing asked.

    Zhang Zhan nodded and said, "Yes, you are not at home in front of everyone, let people know that you are not at home, then the thief will naturally go to your house to search, and then, won't you catch them?"

    Chen Qing looked at Zhang Zhan and said with interest: "What this means is that you go and help me guard my yard while I wander around here? But how do I know that you have blocked a thief? When will you need my help?  What? How do I know that you are not colluding with the thief to deceive me? "

    Zhang Zhan immediately showed an insulted expression, "Am I such a boring person? I want to steal your things, why bother and lie to you?"

    Chen Qing tilted her head and thought for a while, it seemsthis makes sense

    "It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, let's choose today." Chen Qing looked at Zhang Zhan with a smile, a gentle and elegant smile, without any calculation expression.

    Zhang Zhan is suspicious, huh? Is this guy so easy to talk to?

    The two people discussed it, and Chen Qing agreed to continue watching the game in Guangcheng.  Zhang Zhan went to guard the yard for him.

    There will definitely be people looking at Chen Qing in this square, so it¡¯s just you and me secretly waiting to see who has the higher rank.

    But Chen Qing always keeps to himself, Cao Huanong and Zheng Lan are in the square.  There should be no suspicion of anyone else.

    So, Chen Qing waved his hand, slapped Zhang Zhan hard on the chest, and then shouted angrily: "Get away." Then he walked around the corner to the other side, preparing to continue observing the test in the square.

    He walked around the square a few times, and then he felt a rippling sound of inspiration coming from his ears. Naturally, others couldn't hear it - the protection and warning formation.  But he arranged it.

    That Zhang Zhan really wanted to go around.

    Chen Qing¡¯s guess was not wrong.

    At this moment, Zhang Zhan arrived in front of Chen Qing's yard. He looked around and saw no one.  At this moment, Chen Qing naturally walked around the square while shouting as he planned, so he went in first and walked around Chen Qing's yard, naturally.  He found nothing.

    The only emotion I have is probably: This guy is either really that poor and doesn¡¯t even have a few extra clothes or anything.

    "Or maybe Chen Qing really hid it very well. He actually couldn't find any place to hide anything, not even anything suspicious."

    Chen Qing walked out of Chen Qing's yard frustrated, and then pretended to leave, but before leaving, he hid in a big tree by the side of the path, climbed to a place with lush branches and leaves, and began to squat.

    Agree to Chen Qing¡¯s matter.  It seems like he still did it.

    Feeling another voice of inspiration, Chen Qing knew that Zhang Zhan had come out.

    The disciples on the field were undergoing a difficult test. Soon, Qian Jie, who was at the end of the team before, reached the front of the team.

    Chen Qing pinched his chin and looked at Qian Jie who was about to play.  He was as nervous as a grandson, sweat dripping down his face, his face turned pale, and he was trembling slightly.

    When Qian Jie came on the stage, Chen Qing suddenly shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Brother Qian, come on! Out of all our new disciples, you are the one with the highest potential." Chen Qing's words.  The sound was so loud that there was an uproar all around.

    Many young people from other towns who thought they were the number one among the new disciples immediately stared angrily at Qian Jie - What? This boy dared to claim to be the number one? Did he get his consent?

    Even some seniors and brothers looked at Qian Jie. He had never seen a young man who dared to openly declare that he was the number one newcomer in his life - his grandma was so powerful and brave.  What a mess

    Of course, it doesn¡¯t matter whether Qian Jie shouted those words himself. The onlookers have already convicted Qian Jie.  The truth is not important at all

    "Number one? People who don't understand the situation dare to claim to be number one? Who said that there are only one or two immortals? A layman is just stupid."

    "Qian JieOkay, I remember the number one? Humph, I want to see if he is really so strong that he dares to call himself number one."

    "What a fucking first first I really dare to say that, we will give it a try when we get off the testing ground soon"

    "Hahahaha So if I kill you, I will be the first? It's ridiculous But, you can try"

    "How dare you call yourself number one? I didn't dare to be so arrogant when I entered the mountain gate. What a young man who doesn't know how to live or die"

    "Senior brother, this boy dares to be so arrogant now. If he really enters the country in the future, I don't know what he will look like. I heard that he will also join our sword sect., why not" He said, making a 'click it off' gesture.

    ?Buzz buzz, beep beep, blah blah

    There was a buzz of discussion all around, and the entire venue became noisy.

    Cao Huanong had already noticed Chen Qing's appearance, and couldn't help but turned his head and smiled mischievously at the admiring young man in red shirt next to him and asked: "Wow, senior brother, who is that person named Qian Jie? Actually,  He is the first among newcomers, so awesome.¡±

    So, the immortal disciples who were paying attention to the Cao Huanong sisters and wanted to flirt with them immediately became jealous - "Damn it, who is it? Who dares to claim to be number one?"

    So, the immortal cultivators became even more angry, and the whole crowd started an angry discussion.

    As soon as Qian Jie was called and took a step forward, he heard clear or vague curses and curses from all directions - he hadn't realized who made the shout just now, and he didn't pay attention to the sound at all.  Whether it was a male or a female voice, and it was impossible to tell where the voice came from, it suddenly became the target of public criticism and stood at the center of people's murderous gaze.

    That shame and anger, those jealousies, those sharp eyes that evolved from being competitive, those real pasts of stomping and killing people in the world of immortals in order to compete for the first place - all of them made Qian Jie's calves become softer and weaker.  He looked around in panic.  His mouth kept opening and closing, but he couldn't say a word. He didn't even know what to say or how to explain.  He almost forgot the notes of words and how to pronounce them

    He was so frightened that he trembled all over and almost peed.

    Suddenly, it seemed like the entire department had a grudge against him.

    It seemed like everyone in sight was going to kill him

    like.  If he doesn't survive, he will die from Lingchi's punishment.  In these dozens of seconds, he even thought about the sad life where murderous intent would be present wherever he went in the future¡ª¡ª

    The world suddenly turned dark.  It seems that a life worse than death is not far away from me

    He was so frightened that he didn¡¯t even think of yelling, ¡°Which third fucking grandson harmed me?¡±

    He was so frightened that one Buddha left his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven

    He hesitated.  Dazed, he stood there motionless.

    The elders and sect leaders who were sitting or standing on the edge watching the test all had serious faces, looking at everything happening at this moment.  Qian Jie was so frightened that he even looked at the sect leaders asking for help.

    But he was too naive - fighting for strength in a sect has always been supported. As long as it does not harm the interests of the sect, the weak will eat the strong, keep the strong and kill the weak. This has always been natural.

    A sect.  It is also retaining the semen and getting rid of the bad things.

    If a person encounters difficulties, he will immediately be frightened like a child who has just left his mother, and look for help with a pale face and pleading eyes?

    Chen Qing looked at Qian Jie's appearance and couldn't help but sneer: Acting cute and asking for help.  At least take a pee and see what you look like.

    "If you don't want to test, get out of there." A deacon standing on the side saw that the faces of several elders and heads of the clan were not very good, so he hurriedly shouted.

    Qian Jie was startled and hurriedly walked towards the test bench.  He tried hard to calm himself and walk steadily, but he still trembled every step, and his steps were not like a man's at all.  It's like stepping on cotton, soft and fluffy, which makes people scream: "How dare you say that you are the first? What kind of psychological quality? Why do I smell a filthy smell? I'm scared to piss."  Alright?"

    "It's so funny. If such a person is the number one among our new disciples, then what kind of garbage people are this group? I really feel embarrassed to enter the mountain gate with him."

    There was another round of ridicule, and Qian Jie¡¯s feet became even more frivolous.

    Is it so easy to destroy someone?

    Chen Qing couldn't help but frown. With such timidity and such psychological quality, there really is no future for him.

    Where is this going?

    Look at those people shouting and yelling, it¡¯s just a bluff.  The people who may really threaten your life are those who keep silent and stare at you with eager eyes.  Even if you don't say you are number one, they will still treat you as an enemy and stare at you. Once you cross their bottom line, they will deal with you.

    Actually, there are only so many people clamoring to kill people today, but they actually know how to do it

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? No one will take action rashly just for a word. Smart people know how to observe the opponent before fighting.

    In fact, if Qian Jie was calmer today, after he got off the court, many people might forget who he was, or they might observe him for a few days and then ignore him.

    People are not stupid, and they will not be excited for so long just because of a word from the crowd.

    Chen Qing watched Qian Jie walking up the steps tremblingly, watching him try to climb the first step several times, but because he was already panicked, the defense line in his heart had long been closed.?Breaking through, now a toddler is holding a dagger that could even kill him.

    Everyone looked at Qian Jie with contempt, watching him perform in the field - performing 'shameful', performing 'weak', performing 'childish', performing 'humble and incompetent'

    Then, before he even stepped up a step, he couldn't bear it anymore. He squatted down suddenly, held his head and started crying.  The cry was shrill, as if someone was really killing him.

    Chen Qing sneered, this is the young man who was arrogant in front of him just now. He is so weak that he is simply not worthy of standing in front of him and being his enemy.

    With a cold snort, Chen Qing turned his eyes to Yue Zhishan again.

    I saw that Yue Zhishan, who was mainly responsible for the selection of disciples in Lingxu City and Chifeng City this time, looked pale, gritted his teeth and glared fiercely at Qian Jie, who was holding his arms and crying. The hatred and murderous intent on his face seemed as if there was no one more powerful than him.  He wanted to rush forward and kill Qian Jie.

    Immediately afterwards, although Xiao Yuan, the fourth elder of Sword Sect, was far away, he still stretched his neck and smiled at Yue Zhishan and asked: "The apprentices recruited by Elder Yoyue are really amazing. Wow, so powerful."  Gong' is so powerful, hahahahaha"

    Everyone¡¯s attention was instantly attracted to Yue Zhishan and Xiao Yuan.

    Yue Zhishan's expression became more and more ugly, and Xiao Yuan and other elders who had issues with the Qi Sect or Yue Zhishan also snickered without hesitation.

    Xiao Yuan seemed to feel that it was not enough. He knocked on the table and suddenly showed an expression of realization: "Oh, oh, this is not actually the 'Crying Technique', it is a variant of the long-lost 'Lion's Roar Technique' uh  'Dog crying skill'? Hahahahahaha" He smiled even more exaggeratedly.

    Yue Zhishan slammed the table, stood up, pointed at Xiao Yuan and said: "Xiao Laosi, please stop gossiping and farting with your mouth. That kid has spiritual roots and potential. He is just scared by everyone. This  Mental quality is not considered for the time being when selecting disciples for the test. Don't you fucking use excuses here to stumbling upon me Humph, you were the one who shouted in the crowd just now.  Sent, right?¡±

    Xiao Yuan laughed loudly, "I really can't think of this method, but it is really effective to test the psychological quality of the disciples." He said with a sneer, "A disciple like this, no matter how potential he is, he still drinks at home.  Mother's milk is safer. Without mother's protection, sooner or later you will die without a complete body."

    "You" Yue Zhishan gritted his teeth and spat out one word, then turned to look at the young man who was kneeling on the ground and still in pain.  He let out a long breath, gritted his teeth, and finally left his seat, walked to the court, bowed to the leader, and then apologized: "Master, leader, my subordinates are not doing things well, and I ask for punishment."

    The leader is drinking tea leisurely at the moment, as if watching a lively event.  Seeing Yue Zhishan suddenly kneeling down, he put down his tea cup and glanced at Taoist Pian Yun.

    Taoist Pian Yun waved his hand, "Elders who are going to recruit disciples in the future, remember to check the disciple's character and other abilities. New disciples represent the future of our sect and should not be ignored. Elder Yue Er  , forget it this time, just train the next new disciple well."

    Yue Zhishan immediately learned the lesson and returned to his position.

    Qian Jie has also been taken away by several senior brothers, and his cries became smaller and smaller along the way.

    Chen Qing turned to look at Cao Huanong and saw the girl in the crowd smiling and making faces at him.  He pursed his lips and couldn't help but laugh when he thought of Qian Jie's face just now.

    As he was reminiscing, several voices of inspiration suddenly came from his mind, and he had an expression on his face - the thief is coming (to be continued).

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