-
Add Bookmark | Recommend this book | Back to the book page | My bookshelf | Mobile Reading
Free Web Novel,Novel online - All in oicq.net -> Sci-fi -> Thriller Paradise Text Chapter 18 Master-disciple duel! Unexpected results.
Previous page Return to Catalog Next page
- "Huh? A duel?" Zeng Liang still stared at the dead fish eyes and looked at Basho calmly and said.
"That's right! Let this student who looks like a bird be the referee!" Basho pointed at Xiaotan and said.
"I am Falcon" Although he felt that it was not necessary to say it, Xiao Tan still corrected it.
"Thenit's finally time to teach this complacent disciple a lesson" Basho said to himself, ignoring the reactions of the two men, and in the next secondtook off his shirt.
His kimono is one piece, because there is a belt tied around the waist, so even if the upper body is untied, the whole kimono will not fall off.
"The ultimate secret" Basho was shirtless, legs slightly apart, and stood upright. Then raise your hands, palms straight and parallel to your forearms. Then he was like a crab waving its pincers, swinging his arms up and down, and said with a constipated expression, "Let's see! Matsuo Senju Kannon!"
"It's just two hands" Xiaotan looked at this guy playing tricks and couldn't complain.
"Hahaha I'm surprised." Basho smiled proudly and looked at Zeng Liangdao, "This move uses the high-speed movement of both hands to create numerous afterimages and turn into the appearance of the Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara "
"Everyone said that I only have two hands" Zeng Liang replied coldly.
"Huh? Don't you have more hands?" Basho was stunned for a moment.
"No" Xiao Tan replied in a very affirmative tone.
Hearing this, Basho moved his hands faster: "What about this?"
"It's useless" Xiao Tan gave a more thorough rejection.
"Reallythat's it" Basho thought thoughtfully, and the movements of his hands gradually slowed down, "Thenforget it"
Having said this, he put on his clothes again in the blink of an eye, and showed an expression with an idea: "Okay, let's use haiku to decide the outcome!"
"The turning point is too sudden!" Xiao Tan exclaimed, "Speaking of whichif you move your hands as fast as you do when putting on clothes, you might actually be able to create an afterimage!"
"Hehehe" Basho ignored Xiaotan's words again. Putting on a gloomy look, he said in a terrifying tone, "The rule isnext, all conversations between Zeng Liangjun and I must be conducted in a five-seven-five format"
"It turns out you set the rules" Xiao Tan thought, "I thought it was me, the referee"
"Okay! The game begins!" Basho interrupted loudly without letting Xiao Tan finish his words.
On the other side, Zeng Liang remained calm and said quickly: "I said bananas (5), what do you like to eat (7). What are they (5)?"
"I love eating sea urchins." Basho replied almost out of the blue.
After the two of them finished speaking, silence fell
About five seconds later, Basho became angry and yelled: "Not yet! I haven't lost yet!"
"Uh it should be up to me, the referee, to decide whether to lose or not" Xiao Tan twitched the corners of his mouth and continued, "But to be honest does such an obvious outcome really need a referee"
"Now that things have happened" Basho still ignored Xiao Tan and stubbornly rushed to Zeng Liang and said, "the only thing left is swimming! Use swimming to decide the outcome!" He pointed to the side, "It's over there There is a duel in the small river, whoever swims to the big rock upstream first will win!"
"Okay." Zeng Liang replied calmly.
"Huh?" Xiaotan was not worried about the young and strong Zeng Liang, butBajiao was really unreliable. "It's too forced! Basho-san!" He also looked at the river. "The current in the river is very fast!"
"Don't be wordy!" Basho held Xiaotan's wings and ran straight to the river, "I just want to compete!"
¡¡¡¡
Two minutes later
Wang sighed, Matsuo Basho. The three of them, Kawai Zengliang came to the river.
Although it is in a town, this kind of small river still exists because it is connected to the sewage pipes in the city. Therefore, the river water is not clean, and the current is quite fast.
"Stop talking, let me call you to get ready!" As soon as the three of them stood by the river, Basho couldn't wait to walk to the front, "Everyone is on your place"
Before the word "bit" came out of his mouth, one of his feet had already stepped into the water. In less than half a second he slid down completely and shouted inexplicably: "Get out!"
"Go out"?One shot? "Xiaotan repeated in surprise, and watched Basho being washed away by the water.
"Ah! The water is so fast!" Basho, who was carried more than ten meters away by the current, finally showed a look of panic, "Wait a minutewhat the hell is this? I can't swim! I won't play anymore! Heehee ¡¡±
Seeing this situation, Zeng Liang, who was standing on the shore, still said to Xiao Tan in a tepid tone: "Did you see it? (5) Matsuo Basho was in the river (7) and was washed away by the water. Let¡¯s go (5).¡±
"What are you doing leisurely over there! Your master was washed away by the water!" Xiao Tan shouted, "And why are you still talking in the five-seven-five sentence pattern!"
¡¡¡¡
Fifteen minutes later
Two kilometers downstream.
"I've walked so far and still haven't seen a trace. Where did I rush to" Xiaotan muttered as he walked beside Zeng Liang.
"The riverbed downstream has become shallower, and it will probably stop somewhere." Compared with Xiao Tan, Zeng Liang's attitude seemed even colder, as if it was just a stranger who was washed away by the water No, it should be Saida guy who is worse than a stranger.
Before the two of them finished speaking, a light green figure appeared in Xiaotan's sight.
His current falcon vision is very powerful and he can clearly see things very far away. Therefore, he can tell at a glance that it is the lower body of Basho stuck upside down in the river bed.
To make a long story short, with the collaborative efforts of Xiaotan and Zeng Liang, Basho came out of the river very quickly.
"Bajiao-sanare you okay?" Xiaotan asked, looking at the embarrassed Basho.
After landing on the shore, Basho lay on the ground covered in water, looking exhausted: "Thanks to you, I was saved at least" He paused and explained, "My head was hit by the rocks on the river bed. Only by clamping it can you float with your feet in the air like just now."
"I said Basho-san." Xiao sighed, "You proposed a swimming duel yourself, and in the end you were washed away by the water It's already embarrassing enough, so don't expose yourself to such disgraceful details"
"Nonsense!" Basho gasped and became energetic again, "I, the haiku saint Matsuo Bashoit was to protect the villages downstream that I jumped into the river and withstood the rapids with my proud muscles"
"Is this obviously nonsense also part of "The Legend of Basho"" Xiao Tanxu responded with eyes.
Basho's nonsense did not stop because of this, he continued; "However my disciple Zeng Liangjun, who saw this scene, became jealous of the handsome Matsuo Shuaiwei for short so he "
"You're so stupid!" Zeng Liang slapped Basho in the face, causing Basho to shut his mouth.
"It seems that your method is effective" Xiaotan said.
"Of course." Zeng Liang responded.
"Damn it" Basho was still dissatisfied. He stood up in a swish and said, "Listen up there is still a final showdown"
"You haven't given up yet" Xiao Tan held his forehead and shook his head.
At this moment, he just hopes to end this side mission as soon as possible to avoid any mental damage to himself.
"Hehehehe" The confidence in Basho's smile was simply incredible, "That's rightat the end of thislet us decide the outcome based on our handsomeness!"
He suddenly turned back and pointed at Xiaotan, "This classmate, as the referee, you can make a good decision in this game"
"Eh? Do you still remember the setting that I am the referee" Xiao Tan was startled, "Speaking of which I had no chance to make a decision before."
"Are you ready? Zeng Liangjun!" Basho took half a step back, looked at Xiaotan and said, "Sa~ this classmate, who is more handsome between me and Zeng Liangjun? Please tell me with your conscience!"
"Zeng Liangjun." Xiaotan's answer came so quickly.
"You bastard" Basho Dog jumped up in a hurry, "What the hell!" He yelled and rushed towards Xiaotan.
"Huh? What's going on? Fighting?" This time, Xiao Tan was caught off guard. He thought that this funny script would not trigger any fight, so he was unprepared
But then, Basho grabbed Xiaotan by the collar, pushed him to the ground, and then put his other hand into his hair and started to spread the dandruff
"Feel the wrath of the God of Haiku! Snow Dance Nine Heavens!" Basho shouted out the name of the move angrily.
At this momentXiao Tan was deeply shocked.
Watching the drifting in oneselfHe was speechless about the dandruff on his face, and he didn't want to get up to resist, because he felt that it was too cruel to be serious with such teasing.
"Oh forget it" At this time, Zeng Liangjun sighed, "Let me lose."
"Huh?" Basho heard this and immediately stopped what he was doing, "Really? Then I am the romantic and handsome Shuaiwei?"
"Ahthat's right" Zeng Liang continued weakly, "Feng Liuwei."
"What~ It turns out I won~" Basho immediately put on a harmless expression, stopped his "Snow Dance for Nine Heavens", took something out of his pocket and put it on the Xiao Tan held it in his hand, "Anyway, thank you, this classmate"
Before he finished speaking, he pulled Zeng Liang away and waved to Xiao Tan from a distance: "Bye~"
¡¾Side mission completed¡¿
¡¾Extra reward for special script: Basho-san's Ma Fei Doll¡¿
By the time Xiao Tan came back to his senses, the two people had already walked away, and the system voice indicatedthe "thing" that Basho thrust into his hand before leaving was the reward for this mission. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
- Previous pageCatalogNext page