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    After Feng Bujue heard these five words, he almost blurted out: "I don't knowwhy don't I know?"

    After he answered, the mouth on the right side of the braid said again: "It's Zhiye."

    "Well" Feng Bujue didn't understand why the other party was talking to him about the Analects of Confucius, but he still had to find a way to continue the conversation, "Brother what are you doing?"

    "I, see, you look good, and I have read books for several years"

    Starting from this sentence, the braided man stopped talking properly. Every sentence he said next was pronounced alternately with his left and right mouths.

    To avoid confusion, the use of commas like the above sentence will be omitted in the following text, please make up your own mind.

    "I have three questions I want to test you." Towering Braid continued in his unique way of speaking, "I wonder if you dare to answer them?"

    "I dare you to" Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows, "But if you fail to pass me what will you do?"

    "You and your companions are going up, aren't you?" the NPC said, "If you can answer my question, I will let you go up." Before Brother Jue could ask further, he added on his own, "If you can't answer  Come outor don't answer, and you will become my hair."

    As soon as these words came out, Brother Jue and Xiao Ling behind him both moved their eyes to the top of each other's head, staring at the braid that reached the sky.

    "Could it be thatthis bundle of unconventional long black hair on your head" Feng Bujue complained, "Every one of them was changed by humans?"

    "Yes." The other party replied bluntly.

    "Oh" Feng Bujue continued, "Let me ask by the wayhow did Miao Xuzi, Hongying and Lu Bubu pass through here not long ago?"

    "Miaoxuzi is smart and intelligent, has good literary talent, and is proficient in Zen theory. It can be said that he can answer questions fluently." Chongtian braid replied.

    "Tchthat guy can answer it?" Brother Jue said, "Then you ask." At this point.  He seemed to have thought of something again, and added, "Oh. By the way, haven't you asked me how to address you?"

    "My name is Chongming'er." Chongming'er replied.  "Cong is clever Cong, Ming is clever Ming."

    "Understood." Feng Bujue continued, "Then son if there is anything you don't understand, just ask."

    "How do you talk?" Smarty interrupted slightly angrily, "Take advantage of me?"

    "Okay~" Brother Jue pointed to the mouth on the left side of the other party, "Can I call you Xiao Cong?"

    At this time, the mouth on the right side of Smart Man said a single sentence: "Are you going to name me Tofu in your next sentence?"

    "Haha" Feng Bujue laughed, "Brother Smart is indeed worthy of his name."

    "Huh" Smarty sneered, "Do you think this is funny?"

    "It's okay." Brother Jue said.  "Anyway, I feel quite happy."

    "But I don't sound too happy about it." Smarty said.

    Feng Bujue smiled even more: "This is also one of the reasons why I am happy."

    "You" Zongli seemed to want to curse, but he suppressed his words and then smiled, "Haha forget it, I won't argue with you."

    Obviously, Brother Jue has seen through all the key lags in the conversation with this np. One is that he has to answer the sentence "I don't know because I don't know", and the other is that he has to make it clear that he wants to answer the question.  As long as these two key points are accurately grasped, the opponent will not attack the player easily.

    "Listen up, the first question" A few seconds later.  The smart boy started to read the question directly, "One yin and one yang, one short and one long. One day and one night, combined into one pair. This is"

    "'Ming'." Feng Bujue reported the answer before the other party could fully ask the question.

    "Hmm" Zhongming'er's expression changed slightly (although he didn't have any eyebrows, some changes could still be seen), "there is indeed a twist."

    "Huh isn't this nonsense?" Brother Jue looked noncommittal, "Let's talk about the second question."

    "Okay, I'll give you a first couplet, and you should check it out" Congming'er cleared his throat and read it alternately with both mouths.  ¡°The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere, high and low.¡±

    "Ha! Hahahahaha" Feng Bujue laughed for a while and said nothing.

    "What are you laughing at?" Smarty asked.  "Excuse me, are you hiding your guilt with a smile?"

    "Can I come out? Ha!" Feng Bujue walked around the other party.  "As a great writer, how can I know how to make such a couplet?" He snorted coldly, "I just think your couplet is ridiculously simple."It¡¯s over.  "

    "Then you are right!" Smarty shouted.

    "That's right. At this level, I can do it with my mouth~" Feng Bujue really did it with his mouth. As soon as he turned around, he muttered, "Poop, pee, and urine are always smelly and sticky."

    At this momentthe whole world was shocked.

    As an NPC, Smart Guy was shocked, as a teammate Gu Xiaoling was shocked, as a spectator and editor of Brother Jue, Miss An was shocked, and all the viewers who were watching the game were also shocked

    "This" Smart boy was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.

    "How's it going? This couplet is so neatly contrasted and has such a long artistic conception. It must be the only one you've ever seen in your life, right?" Feng Bujue added proudly upon seeing this.

    "Well this battle is really neat" Zongzhi murmured, "It's not bad that I have only seen it in my life" When he said this, his tone began to reveal a feeling of pain, "As for  That artistic conception"

    "I can't even appreciate you enough." Feng Bujue didn't let the other party finish his words, and said, "Your cultural accomplishment and taste are too different from mine. You'd better study for a few more years before discussing your artistic conception with me.  ." After he said this shamelessly, he immediately changed the subject, "Now let's talk about the third question."

    "Okay" Smart didn't want to talk about that couplet anymore. Anyway, as long as he got the second question right, he would pass.  So, he adjusted the expression on his face and then asked, "Listen up, please answer me What is hell? What is heaven?"

    This third question is obviously a Zen question.

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    And such an obvious reminder has naturally been seen through by Feng Bujue

    Half a second later, before the smart boy could finish his words, Brother Jue slapped him viciously.

    This sudden move stunned the smart boy.  But after a brief period of shock, what followed was a fit of rage In an instant, a substantive anger burst out of Smart Man's body, and he was about to take action.

    However, the next second, Feng Bujue said in a very calm tone: "Thisis hell."

    As soon as he said these words, Smart Boy was stunned.

    Immediately afterwards, Brother Jue took a step forward, pulled out [Bell's daily pocket knife] from his waist, grabbed the braid on top of Smarty's head with one hand, and cut it with a knife with the other hand, easily removing the bunch of hair.  Cut it off.

    Somehow, cleverness did not resist at all about the unknown action.  He just stood there, watching as Feng Bujue cut off his hair and threw it away.

    I saw those black, straight hair dissipating into the air on their own after leaving Brother Jue's palm, turning into wisps of black smoke.  As the smoke dispersed, a noisy cry seemed to echo faintly in the fourth floor.

    At the same time, the hostility on Smart Man disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to that of an ordinary human being.  In addition to the number and position of the facial features returning to normal, look at the top of his head where the roots of the braid were originally covered, there are still six scars exposed.

    "Amitabha" Cleverman clasped his hands together, recited the Buddha's name, and bowed deeply to Feng Bujue.

    But Brother Jue still looked lazy and casual, and replied: "Thisis heaven."

    Smart nodded and took the way: "The leadership is wise, the realm is super dusty, the monk is in the field " When he said this, his body had become blurred, "Thank you for the master of the master "

    "Easy to say~" Feng Bujue cupped his fists and said, "We'll see you later."

    After saying this, he turned back and winked at Xiao Ling, gesturing for the latter to follow.

    When the two of them stepped onto the steps leading to the fifth floor, Xiaoling couldn't help but look back, only to find that there was no one behind him (To be continued)
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