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- "Young official, please don't go to that dirty place again!" Erya said in a resentful tone, like the female ghost from Lanruo Temple.
Jian Youzhi glanced at Erya: "Are you dirty?"
Erya's little face turned red: "Erya only takes a bath every other day." He glared at Jian Youzhi angrily.
"Well, even if Erya washes her once a month, she won't get dirty because Erya is a beauty!"
Jian Youzhi nodded firmly to Erya, "Beautiful women are not dirty, you know?"
These were words of praise. Erya had no ability to resist and surrendered. Her blushing face turned from anger to shyness. Every woman feels overwhelmed when she hears the words of praise.
"Mianhua Tower is also a place where beauties come out!"
Erya looked up at Jian Youzhi and felt something was wrong.
"How can a place with beautiful women be dirty?" Jian Youzhi said to Erya solemnly, "Since ancient times, the Qinlou Chu Pavilion has produced many talented women."
"You know Su Xiaoxiao, right? She was also born in a brothel, but she is a talented girl!"
"Does Liu Rushi know? She is also a brothel girl, but she is a proud woman who would rather die for her country than become a thief!"
"Do you know Hong Fu Nu? She ran to Li Jing at night and married Jinlan with a beard. She is one of the Three Heroes of Fengchen."
"How can this brothel be a dirty place when there are so many loving, righteous and talented women? If this place is dirty, wouldn't the whole world be dirtier than this brothel!"
Jian Youzhi stumbled and sighed: "Any woman who can be famous in the world must have suffered unknown hardships and bitterness, as well as the misunderstanding of the world!"
"What a pity, brothel! What a beautiful lady!"
Erya stared at him, her eyes showing confusion.
"Do you still think that the brothel is a dirty place?" Jian Youzhi is sincere and good at tempting.
Erya shook his head and nodded again.
"Is it true or not?"
"Xiao Guanren, Erya doesn't understand this question. The place where dad doesn't let Xiao Guanren go is a dirty place!" Erya judged the result decisively.
"Those chivalrous women, talented women, and lovers"
"They are all J girls!" Erya interrupted in time.
Talking to Erya, whose cultural level is obviously lower than mine, is really a test of IQ. It is really difficult to demonstrate Jian Youzhi's wisdom and prowess by arguing with a little girl who is not yet an adult.
Jianjiazhuang is as busy as ever. The peasants had no time to pay attention to the small farmer who brewed new wine. Father Jian has been spending time in the brewery, personally supervising the work and manufacturing according to the designs and recipes provided by Jian Youzhi. Afraid of making even the slightest mistake.
Jian Youzhi became an idler again.
Since he is an idler, it means that no one will pay attention to him, except Erya who follows him everywhere. In Erya's heart, he silently recorded what Jian Youzhi had done, which was like a historian who would shine through the ages.
At three o'clock in the morning, the little official broke into the goose pen and plucked countless feathers. I was helpless!
At two quarters in the afternoon, the petty officials wasted countless pieces of paper, and I pretended not to see it!
At the last moment, Xiao Guanren practiced the Demon Subduing Boxing once and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms twice, damaging a chair. I hid far away to avoid being accidentally hurt by him!
At the beginning of Shenshi, Xiaoguan went out to wander around the village and stayed at Carpenter Zhang¡¯s and Tiejiang Sun¡¯s houses for a long time. I decided to go home and boil medicine for Xiaoguan!
At the beginning of the hour, a junior official met a woman in Zhuangkou. He followed her for a long time. After my urging, he gave up and shook his head and sighed. He was flustered and disappointed. I was very angry.
At three o'clock in the morning, a small official wrote a poem: The setting sun shines on the village, and a girl comes. The golden lotus is only three inches long, measuring horizontally. I was surprised that goose feathers could be used as pens, and the written words were much more beautiful than those written by small officials with brushes.
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Jian Youzhi didn¡¯t know that Erya had appointed himself as a historian, specializing in recording his food, clothing, housing and transportation. In the past few days, I have been happily wandering around the fields by the river.
"I want to pump the river water up and pour it into my pond. I want to raise a lot of fish, crabs, and loaches!" Jian Youzhi stood in the wind, standing on the bank of the river, scolding Fang Qiu.
"Here, here and here, I have to install waterwheels. The waterwheels are equipped with the blades of Dutch windmills. They use the power of wind and river water, as well as the mutual rotation of gears. This can ensure a continuous supply of river water! From now on, there is no need for waterwheels. Human and animal power, thus creating an era of mechanical power. This is an epoch-making product, and I will always go down in history!"
Jian Youzhi pointed at the country, and the skirt of his clothes rolled up in the wind and flew behind him. If there is a rising sun in front of him, if he is standing on the top of a mountain, then this is a picture of Comrade Mao with the rising sun and looking at the country. Of course, if there is a long?? is even more perfect.
Is this a sign of illness? Erya's expression is like you need to take medicine.
Jian Youzhi sighed. The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan, but the summer insect cannot talk about the ice. His interest was lost at the moment, he lifted up his robe and said, "Let's go home!"
A modern person¡¯s heart was lonely in the Song Dynasty!
A modern man¡¯s talent was lonely in ancient times!
Jian Youzhi does not expect Erya to understand her lofty ambitions and ideals. This girl is so sincere, she doesn't even show any flattery, she looks like her parents have died.
"Erya, if I become CEO in the future, I will promote you to be my global secretary!"
Erya shook her head, indicating that she could not understand or accept it.
Jian Youzhi coughed dryly: "I mean, when I become the owner of the village, you will take care of all the things in my life, such as folding quilts and making beds, and serving tea and water!"
"I'm doing the same thing now, little official!" Erya looked at Jian Youzhi, as if Jian Youzhi was already the owner of the village. This look made Jian Youzhi very satisfied.
"We'll talk about warming the bed later!" Jian Youzhi nodded and looked at her body.
Erya immediately blushed with embarrassment and lowered her neck: "Dad - Dad hasn't agreed yet!"
The little girl is always shy now. This is a good sign, and it is much better than the previous rabbit-like vigilance and autumn wind-like coldness.
Jian Youzhi is carrying out his epoch-making plan in an orderly manner. He wants to become the Michael Faraday of the Song Dynasty and the Isaac Newton of ancient times.
"Did you know that an apple can change the world?" Jian Youzhi stood in the study room, holding an apple in his hand. He asked Erya seriously.
"I don't know!" Erya shook her head.
"Then just hit yourself on the head with an apple and that's it!" Jian Youzhi nodded.
Erya was thoughtful, then suddenly nodded after a while: "I understand!"
Jian Youzhi was shocked. He looked at Erya, looked up and down, then jumped away from the cloth and stretched out two fingers to make a V shape.
"What's this?"
"Finger!"
"think carefully."
"two!"
"Think again!"
"Twigs!" Erya looked at Jian Youzhi in confusion. Why did his IQ suddenly drop? Don't even know this.
"You don't know this is a victory gesture?" Jian Youzhi stared at Erya.
Erya shook her head in confusion.
Jian Youzhi nodded with relief. If he knew this, he should ask Erya if he wanted some KFC chicken legs and burgers!
"Tell me, what do you understand!" Jian Youzhi lamented that there are too many smart people in this world. Look, a girl from the Song Dynasty was able to discover Newton's laws. Newton did whatever he was supposed to do. Maybe the first law of Erya, the second law of Erya, and how much thrust Erya will be in the textbooks in the future!
¡°When an apple hits my head, everything goes dark, and the whole world disappears!¡±
Erya¡¯s understanding is very practical.
This is completely the germ of simple materialism!
It turns out that this is how the world has changed. It seems that the amount of force Erya will exert in the future is purely due to sexual desire. It is estimated that no matter how much Apple is smashed, Erya will still be Erya, and it will not become a rule.
Jian Youzhi looked at Erya sadly, and then pressed Erya's shoulders with both hands solemnly, with a solemn face: "Remember, Erya, science changes the world, character determines destiny, and knowledge determines the future!"
Erya¡¯s expression is very strange.
"Little official¡ª¡ª" Erya's eyes glanced at Jian Youzhi's hand. This guy's hand was still on Erya's shoulder.
Because Erya¡¯s clothes have been wearing less and less fabric recently, Jian Youzhi¡¯s hands directly pressed on the little exposed skin on Erya¡¯s shoulders.
No wonder this girl has a strange look on her face.
"Remember?" Jian Youzhi moved his fingers away. His fingers were slippery and greasy, which made him feel a little absent-minded.
"Remember, Apple is technology!" Erya was stunned.
"What?" Jian Youzhi widened his eyes and looked at Erya in disbelief.
"The little official said before that Apple changes the world, and now he says that technology changes the world. Erya was thinking, what is technology? Isn't it just Apple! Is Erya right?"
Jian Youzhi was in a daze, in a daze, stupid, and crazy, and nodded suddenly: "Yes, Erya is the smartest. He is worthy of being the global secretary of the owner of the village. He can draw inferences from one instance, make connections, and achieve great enlightenment!"
? ?After hearing Jian Youzhi's evaluation, Yaya blushed with satisfaction.
The little girl is always satisfied with small praises.
Jian Youzhi¡¯s instillation of Erya¡¯s preliminary scientific concepts failed. But the little girl is also malleable. As long as she persists, Jian Youzhi firmly believes that Erya will become a qualified management talent in the future and become a pioneer on her way to becoming a global CEO.
"Young official, there is someone outside Zhuangzi looking for you, saying you are from the yamen of Kaifeng Prefecture!" A young boy ran in in a panic. In his heart, the yamen who promoted officials in Kaifeng Prefecture was a great figure.
"Here comes the money!" Jian Youzhi laughed, "Erya, lead the way!"
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