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- Chapter 12 Doggerel and Sleepover Troubles
Yang Fang, a high-ranking official, spends a lot of money, and the fine wine is enough. Even Jian Youzhi himself would not be willing to waste this kind of wine.
Not only are there good wines, but there are also beauties, and there are also rare songs sung by Miss Rouge.
A generous man can always be recognized by most people, especially these dudes.
¡°It¡¯s rare to hear the heavenly music in this world!¡±
¡°As soon as Miss Rouge opens her mouth, I¡¯m afraid I¡¯ll be out of sorts when I get home!¡±
¡°Oh, it¡¯s not an exaggeration to be number one in the world!¡±
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All of a sudden, the flattery came rolling in. The entire painting boat was very lively, with spittle flying in the air.
"My admiration for Miss Rouge is like the water of the Yangtze River flowing incessantly, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, and the heaven and the earth can prove it. The sun and the moon can be seen!" Han Wuyan was indeed extraordinary as soon as he spoke, and he surpassed all the dandies!
"Brother Han knows Zhou Xingxing?" Jian Youzhi was extremely horrified, staring at Han Wuyan like an earthling staring at a Martian, like a frog marrying a toad!
"Who is Zhou Xingxing?"
Han Wuyan looked at Jian Youzhi with blank eyes and shook his head!
"That's good!"
Jian Youzhi nodded reassuringly.
"Where's Mr. Jian?" Yanzhi's voice was laced with emotion, and her charming eyes flicked towards Jian Youzhi, full of sadness and endearment, "Could it becould it be that the Nu family doesn't sing well?" "
Yang Fang laughed loudly and said, "Brother Jian, you should be more considerate of your beauty!"
"Excellent singing!" Jian Youzhi nodded, not daring to look at Rouge. This Yang Fang seems to have quite an aura, so it¡¯s better to be careful!
It was Yang Fang who looked at Jian Youzhi in a different light.
"Today is fate. Since Miss Rouge sings very well and is not as talented as Brother Jian, writing a poem for Miss Rouge can be regarded as fulfilling Miss Rouge's longing for her day and night!" Yang Fang winked at Miss Rouge. Blinked.
"Master Jian¡ª¡ª" Yan Zhi said in a coquettish voice, and stood up gracefully. Walking into Jian Youzhi's side, she gently took his arm, shook it gently, and exhaled like a orchid!
"Okay, here comes one!" Jian Youzhi laughed dryly, "The moon shines on the boat, there is a girl beside me, and the golden lotus is only three inches -"
Everyone¡¯s eyes immediately moved from Yanzhi¡¯s chest to her feet.
Yanzhi glared at Jian Youzhi shyly, lowered her head, gently pulled the skirt of her clothes with both hands, and glanced at Jian Youzhi with her eyebrows, seeming angry but also happy!
"Hengdao!"
"Pfft¡ª¡ª"
Yang Fang spurted out a mouthful of wine, pointed at Jian Youzhi and laughed, unable to speak.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
If Erya were here, this poem would definitely feel familiar! How come this poem can be used everywhere, it¡¯s a variation, and it fits the occasion!
Rouge girl's face turned from white to green, from green to red, she glared hard at Jian Youyi, twisted her waist, stomped her little feet, ran back to her seat, and acted coquettishly towards Yang Fang!
"You have let down the beauty!" Yang Fang finally straightened up and rubbed his body, "I didn't expect Brother Jian to be a wonderful person, not bad, not bad. If you like him, how about you and I becoming brothers?"
Jian Youzhi nodded hurriedly and smiled: "It is better to obey orders than to be respectful!"
For a while, everyone was still drinking happily, but Miss Rouge no longer looked good on Jian Youzhi. He was just asking for favors and favors from Yang Fang, and he was extremely flattering!
After drinking happily for a while, Jian Youzhi let go and sent away the annoying Rouge. He also got drunk and had sex with Han Wuyan several times.
Although it is brandy, it is easy to get drunk if you drink too much.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Are holding me by a woman, and go to the back room of the boat, where there is a carved bed, brocaded clothes, and embroidered quilt, and there is a beauty as beautiful as jade, and the fragrance is astonishing, and I fall asleep in a daze.
Jian Youzhi did not come home one night, which was bad news. Although Jian Youzhi has never gone home to sleep since he fainted last time, for ordinary people, this is nothing, but for Erya, it is already a big deal.
"It must be those bad women seducing the low-ranking officials!"
Erya walked around the house in Kaifeng several times, and then she saw a stunned Jian Youzhi appearing at the door, as if he had been molested.
"Ah!" Erya exclaimed, as if he had seen a ghost!
"What are you shouting for?"
Jian Youzhi frowned: "Don't you recognize me?"
¡°Young officer, I was so anxious last night!¡± Erya hurriedly stepped forward and asked for help.?Support the simplicity!
"I met Miss Rouge last night!"
Jian¡¯s words shocked Erya¡¯s heart. His little face also turned cold, with a look of grievance, and tears welled up in his eyes. I worried about him all night in vain!
"That song you sang is really nice!"
Jian Youzhi nodded, walked into the room with a shake of his head, and sat down!
"I didn't expect that I would stay there for the night after drinking too much!" Jian Youzhi sighed, "What a mistake, what a mistake! Erya, slap it, your shoulders are very sore!"
Erya beat her shoulders hard, like beating a war drum!
"Little official¡ª¡ª"
Erya is hesitant to speak, and he hesitates when he wants to speak!
"What do you want to say? Just say it happily!"
"Isn't Miss Rouge beautiful?" Erya whispered.
"Are you talking nonsense? If it wasn't beautiful, how could I drink so much? Who has ever seen someone drink in front of a strange flower?" Jian Youzhi replied disdainfully.
"Is Miss Rouge good at singing?"
Jian Youzhi almost doubted Erya's IQ level, why did it drop so drastically overnight!
Seeing Jian Youzhi's expression, Erya lowered her head and said, "Did Miss Rouge stay with a young official?"
"What do you think?" Jian Youzhi touched Erya's little hand.
Erya, for the first time, did not shrink back, but looked shy.
"Rouge is a bad woman!"
Erya finally plucked up the courage and came to a conclusion. Erya had come to this conclusion in her mind a long time ago, and now that she finally said it, she felt relieved and let out a long breath.
"Yes, I agree!" Jian Youzhi nodded, "According to my investigation, Miss Rouge loves the new and hates the old, pursues fame and fortune, and maintains improper relationships with many gay men, so she has serious style problems!"
Erya was immediately overjoyed, ecstatic, her two little hands seemed to be equipped with electric motors, and she quickly knocked on Jian Youzhi's shoulders. Half of them were immediately numb!
"The little official stayed at that bad woman's place last night!" Erya was still a little dissatisfied.
"In the future, if a little official is born¡ª¡ª"
This girl is thinking too far! How come you know everything at such an old age?
"What should I do?" Jian Youzhi was shocked, "Yesterday Brother Han and I slept together. If Brother Han gave birth to a child for me in the future, wouldn't it be extremely bad? No, no, today I Then go visit Brother Han and don¡¯t give birth!¡±
"Yeah -" Erya's eyes widened, "What should we do? Do men also give birth to children?"
This time it was Jian Youzhi¡¯s turn to be stunned. Who said ancient physiological education was good? This clearly shows that she is an illiterate female with poor physical hygiene!
¡°Pfft¡ª¡ª¡± Jian Youzhi couldn¡¯t help laughing, stood up and knocked Erya¡¯s servant girls.
"Have you ever seen a rooster laying eggs?"
Erya shook her head!
"Well, then there are no men who give birth to babies!"
Erya seemed to take a breath and patted his chest, with a happy expression on his little face. His face was red and he looked a little embarrassed.
"Don't worry!" Jian Youzhi laughed, "Yesterday I met a friend, and he was very enthusiastic about drinking and persuading me, so I stayed in his boat for one night. As for the rouge girl, I saw her and listened to the music. Although she is beautiful and sings well, she is not a good comrade, she is half-hearted and does countless things!"
Erya was filled with joy and contentment and went to give Jian Youzhi some tea to sober up.
Jian Youzhi¡¯s bachelor party ended here, but the romance of this night spread. It soon reached the ears of Jian Youzhi¡¯s fianc¨¦e of the Su family.
¡°Pah, pah, pah!¡±
Su Yuting banged the table again all day long, looked at Sanhuan angrily, and had a bad breath in her mouth. It was obvious that she had just used the dog-beating stick technique of the Beggars Gang!
"It's not me who went to drink flower wine!" Sanhuan muttered in a low voice, shrank away from Su Yuting's gaze, and shrank back to prevent her from suddenly poking her head with a finger.
"I never thought that that person named Rouge would have such bad taste!"
????????????????????????? It seems that I am burying myself by saying this. Sanhuan didn't dare to say it out loud, so he just muttered it silently in his heart.
¡°I heard they even stayed one night!¡±
This is what Su Yuting is most angry about. I haven't even had sex yet, and I'm already having an affair! Although such adultery also has a stage name called drinking flower wine!
"I heard that he slept with a high-ranking official in the Han family!" Sanhuan finally found the opportunity to speak.
¡°Not even if you¡¯re a man!¡±
Su Yuting knocked on the table again very domineeringly, then looked at the three rings, and finally sighed: "Am I very domineering? Do I not look like a wife who is getting married at all?"
Sanhuan didn¡¯t speak, his eyelids drooped!
"My official is still talented after all!" Although Su Yuting was very reluctant to admit this, the reputation that spread after last night undoubtedly forced her to admit it.
"Yes, yes! When my uncle's poem came out, it caused a sensation in the whole of Kaifeng. Even Ding Xianggong praised it so much!" Sanhuan found the excitement and clapped his hands.
¡°It¡¯s still a little bit worse than me!¡±
Su Yuting gave a reluctant "hum", gritted her teeth, and wrapped her fingers around the belt of her clothes, tightening them around and then loosening them
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