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- "Mother, I'm here!" Sanhuan popped up from under the bed like a ghost, stretched out his hands, and held up a banner with a line of words written on it: Please answer, how tall is Miss Rouge?
Jian Youzhi was surprised and stared at Su Yuting: "Are you sure you want to ask this question?"
Su Yuting nodded and looked at him seriously.
"If you can't answer, you won't be allowed to have a bridal chamber?"
Su Yuting nodded fiercely again, looking extremely determined, her chest was straightened out, and she looked a bit like Liu Hulan.
"About one meter sixty-two in length." Jian Youzhi answered absentmindedly.
"How much is 1.62 meters? Don't fool around!" Su Yuting refused.
"If we use the current scale, it should be five feet three!"
So accurate? Su Yuting's head started to smoke.
"Sanhuan, continue!" Her voice became louder.
Sanhuan suddenly took out another banner from his sleeve, stretched out his hands, and immediately revealed it. There was a line of big words written on it: Please answer, how slim is Miss Rouge¡¯s waist?
"If you gain one point, you will be too fat; if you lose one point, you will be too thin!"
Jian Youzhi glared at Su Yuting and said loudly: "If I have a third question, my hips are five feet two. Are you satisfied with this? You care so much about Miss Rouge. Is it the Rouge from Mianhualou that I am marrying today?"
Su Yuting was forced to the bed step by step by Jian Youzhi. Her feet were caught on the pedal, and she immediately sat down on the edge of the bed, panicked and at a loss. This was completely beyond her plan.
"My uncle has committed a foul!" Sanhuan jumped out in a hurry to help the young lady solve her problems.
¡°That¡¯s not the third question you just asked!¡±
Jian Youzhi suddenly turned around and looked at Sanhuan: "It's really not the hip circumference?"
The word "hips" is very sensitive. The sensitive Sanhuan blushed as soon as he heard it. Under Jian Youzhi's burning eyes, he lowered his head shyly: "This is it!" He took out a banner from his arms and said it. There is a line written on it: Please answer, I don¡¯t know how many chickens and rabbits live in the same cage, and thirty-six of them are exposed in the cage. There are fifty pairs of feet in total. How many chickens and rabbits are there in each?
Jian Youyi was stunned when he saw this banner, and then looked at Su Yuting in confusion.
"Humph, are you stumped?"
Su Yuting was so proud that she finally thought of a super difficult arithmetic problem. This is much more difficult than those poetry couplets. After all, Jian Youzhi already has a lot of famous nouns and sayings that have been circulated. The best way is to catch them by surprise. Hahaha, thinking of this and seeing Jian Youzhi's dumbfounded expression, it felt like a spring breeze was blowing into the new house.
"Ifif you can't answer, you can't sleep together!" Sanhuan emphasized this sentence very solemnly.
Jian Youzhi is about to go crazy. Could it be that the legendary groom from Su Xiaomei¡¯s Trilemma appears in advance? From now on, the popular version will be Su Xiaomei¡¯s 2.0 upgraded version!
"If you can't sleep with the older one, sleep with the younger one!" Jian Youzhi glared at Sanhuan fiercely.
"Huh!" Su Yuting groaned angrily, sitting on the bed and twisting around.
When Sanhuan heard this, his face turned red and he felt coy, not knowing what he was planning.
"Can you answer it?"
Su Yuting gritted her teeth and looked at Sanhuan's expression. All that was left on her face was "I am the second wife". On the first day of marriage, everything will be turned upside down. Are you going to seize class and power?
"snort!"
Su Yuting's heavy sound completely brought Sanhuan back to the real world, but she stopped talking and walked to the side silently. Jian Youzhi's crazy mind-attacking spell magic skill, with the added damage of a knowing blow, the third ring has been completely reduced from full health to no blood state, and the health value is zero. He directly overturned and gave up the main position to Su Yuting and Jian Youzhi.
¡°It¡¯s not too late to admit defeat now!¡±
Su Yuting likes to see Jian Youzhi depressed the most. On the first night of the wedding, she must suppress Jian Youzhi's arrogance and establish the majesty of the head of the family.
"Assuming that the thirty-six heads are all chickens, then there should be thirty-six times two equals seventy-two feet; now there are fifty times two equal to one hundred feet, and one hundred more minus seventy-two equals two Eighteen; therefore there are twenty-eight rabbits divided by four minus two which equals fourteen; then there are thirty-six minus one fourteen which equals twenty-two chickens.¡±
"All rabbits have 'hidden' two legs, so there should be seventy-two legs; now there are one hundred legs, so twenty-eight are hidden, then the number of rabbits is: twenty-eight divided by two That¡¯s fourteen, so there are twenty-two chickens.¡±
"If all the chickens grow two more false legs, there should be one hundred and forty-four. Now there are one hundred legs, and there are forty-four false legs. Therefore, the number of chickens is forty-four divided by two. Twenty-two, the number of rabbits obtained is fourteen.?¡±
"All the chickens are: golden rooster**, and all the rabbits raise their two front feet, then there are fifty feet on the ground. Among the feet on the ground, each rabbit has two, one more than the number of heads, and each rabbit has two. The chicken has only one foot on the ground and has thirty-six heads. If there is one head and one foot on the ground, then there are thirty-six feet on the ground. Now there are fifty feet on the ground. The only one with more heads than rabbits is rabbits, and each rabbit One more foot on the ground, so there are fourteen rabbits and twenty-two chickens.¡±
"Assuming they are all rabbits, there should be thirty-six times four equals one hundred and forty-four legs. Now there are only one hundred legs. We need to remove the rabbit. If we remove one rabbit and replace it with a chicken, we will lose two legs. Now Forty-four feet need to be reduced, forty-four divided by two equals twenty-two rabbits replaced by chickens, so twenty-two chickens, twelve rabbits.¡±
¡°May I ask if you have any more questions, madam?¡±
Jian Youzhi said such a long sentence in one breath, took a deep breath, and then waited for Su Yuting, smiling. In my previous life, I tutored my daughter on math problems, and I found several ways to do it on Baidu. Now it's just a matter of taking advantage of others. Just thinking about her daughter, Jian Youzhi seemed a little uninterested and felt sad.
Su Yuting opened her mouth and couldn't close it for a long time.
Sanhuan has been KOed and is twitching on the side. Her uncle's miraculous performance had already given her a new understanding, so much so that she was drooling when she looked at Jian Youzhi.
"Are you hungry?" Jian Youzhi asked.
Sanhuan nodded.
"Go and have something to eat. Now I'm going to have a wedding with you!"
"yes!"
Sanhuan went out obediently. When he reached the door, he turned back to Jian Youzhi and said, "My uncle just said so much, do you want to eat some too?"
"No need, eat well, find a place to lie down by yourself, your little girl and I are having a bridal chamber, don't peek, it's not good for children, don't just sneak into other people's bridal chambers in the future, little girls should play with rubber bands! "Jian Youzhi waved his hand, feeling not in a good mood. It was all caused by these two little women.
Su Yuting was completely petrified during the whole process.
Jian Youzhi's sharp energy attack left her completely powerless to parry. This was completely a duel between advanced skills and primary skills, without any gold content. Jian Youzhi's victory was boring.
"how did you do that?"
After being stunned for a long time, Su Yuting slowly woke up from Jian Youzhi's magic skills, and asked hesitantly, cautiously, and with a low eyebrow.
"This kind of question is very mentally retarded, at the level of a primary school student!"
Jian Youzhi answered lazily, then sat at the table and looked at the lanterns blankly. He had not yet recovered from his past life, and a touch of sadness was still lingering around him.
"I - I know - it's my fault!"
Su Yuting mustered up her courage.
"I won't care!"
"How about you also give me three questions to test?" Su Yuting seemed to have found a good way.
"Forget it, what is this? It's a child's trick!"
Very embarrassing, very embarrassing!
Su Yuting's anger level is slowly rising. Jian Youzhi's blood slowly recovered from the fatal blow just now, and his little mouth couldn't help but bulge: "You know that Rouge's figure so well. I didn't even say anything to you! As long as you promise not to provoke her again, I will have no idea!"
"What?" Jian Youzhi looked at her in surprise, "I have nothing to do with Rouge, as evidenced by heaven and earth!"
"But why are you so familiar with Rouge's body?" Su Yuting finally felt aggrieved, her anger meter was almost full, and her voice was full of anger and unwillingness.
"Please, little sister, what's Yanzhi's figure?" Jian Youzhi snorted.
"Height is five feet three. If you lose one point from your slim waist, you will be thinner, and if you increase it by one point, you will be fatter. Andand what elsehipsfive feet two. If you hadn't measured it with your own hands, it would be so precise! "
Su Yuting felt aggrieved and glared angrily.
"Do you really think this is Yan Zhi's figure?" Jian Youzhi looked at Su Yuting's bulging chest.
"Whose is it if it's not hers?"
"This is obviously a gourd!"
¡°Ah¡ª¡ª¡± Su Yuting was hit again, petrified!
"Have you ever seen someone with a height of only five feet three and a hip of five feet two?" Jian Youzhi lowered his eyelids and took a look at Su Yuting's waist!
Su Yuting shook her head, she really had never seen it before. Thinking about it carefully, this image is really very ugly, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud, and glanced at Jian Youyi with a mixture of anger and joy.
"Then who among the three people that night was besides you?" Su Yuting couldn't help it after all, and hid this sentence for a long time. Along the way, she thought repeatedly about whether she should say it out, and then said it, Suddenly he breathed a long sigh of relief, and his whole body relaxed.
"Really want to know?"
Su Yuting nodded fiercely.
"If I told you that the rumors outside are all nonsense, would you believe it? Only when I understand this will I tell you, otherwise no matter how much I say, it will be in vain!"
"I believe!"
Jian Youzhi nodded, then came closer and lowered his voice: "The one who slept with me that night was Brother Han Wuyan. As for why I left in a disheveled state, it was because Brother Han vomited all over the bed that night. It really stinks so bad that I can¡¯t wait to go out and breathe fresh air.¡±
"Really?" Although this question was questionable, it revealed a surprise.
"You still don't believe it!" Jian Youzhi shook his head in disappointment.
Su Yuting was in a good mood. Seeing Jian Youzhi's displeasure, she hurriedly said: "Guan¡ª¡ªren¡ª¡ª, I really believe you!"
The sound of "official" was so soft and sweet that it filled my heart. Jian Youzhi looked at Su Yuting laughing and became interested.
¡°Madam, why don¡¯t I paint a body art painting for you!¡±
"What is body art painting?"
"Body art painting is"
There was a lot of sound, a sporadic roar, interspersed with exclamations, laughter, the sound of the force collapsing, and the creaking of the bed frame, all wonderful. Outside the new house, Erya and the squatting woman squatted under the window. The three rings at the door are all stretching their necks, looking sideways, smiling, and sighing silently, thinking they are wonderful!
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