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- While drinking, he popularized basic physics knowledge to Yang Fang and others, which made Jian Youzhi feel very accomplished. Using simple physical knowledge to explain phenomena in natural life that the ancients could not explain also shocked the hearts of Yang Fang and others.
"Do you know why the boiling water doesn't make any sound?"
Everyone nodded.
"Do you know the reason why flowers bloom inside the wall and fragrant outside?"
Everyone nodded again.
"Do you know the true meaning of the saying that auspicious snow heralds a good harvest?"
Everyone nodded again.
"Do you know how Newton got hit on the head by an apple?"
Everyone nodded and shook their heads!
Jian Youzhi sighed, it was really impressive that such simple physics knowledge could have such a big shock to these people.
Sanhuan didn¡¯t understand what Jian Youzhi said at all. She didn¡¯t listen at all. She was busy taking out the ice cubes from the jar, putting sugar on them, and stuffing them into her mouth.
Others are quite confused and half-understanding.
"If this physics is used properly, it can even transmit sounds thousands of miles away, and it is also possible to see thousands of miles away!" Jian You's words were not surprising and he kept talking, and his mouth began to bubble with anger.
"Transmission of sound from a thousand miles? Vision from a thousand miles?"
Yang Fang took a breath of air. Isn¡¯t this the legendary clairvoyance and wind-sighted ears? If you have such a sharp weapon, then on the battlefield, you can anticipate the enemy's opportunities and command the army like an arm, so why should you be afraid of the Liao Kingdom? Even the shame of Yixue Chanyuan Alliance is not impossible.
"Sir, you are a great talent!" Yang Fang suddenly stood up and bowed deeply to Jian Youzhi, "I hope that sir can dedicate what he has learned in his life to the court. This is the blessing of the Song Dynasty. The Song Dynasty is very lucky, and the people are very lucky!"
"I'm a very lazy person!" Jian Youzhi chuckled, "Don't make any assumptions about me. I don't have any real talent or knowledge. I can just talk the talk. But if I really want to do something, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. Not here!" The words were said in a messy manner, but the meaning was obvious.
Before Yang Fang gave up, Yang Zhen got angry and suddenly slapped Jian Youzhi on the thigh again, angrily saying, "This man doesn't know what is good and what is good. What can I ask him to do? Isn't that rare?"
"Why are you beating my little official?" Erya refused, standing in front of Yang Zhen, glaring angrily, ready to pull her hair if she disagreed.
"So what if I hit him?" Yang Zhen showed no sign of weakness.
"You try again!"
Sanhuan finally found an opportunity to stand out and placed his thin body in front of Erya, like a little she-wolf baring her teeth at her opponent and roaring in threat!
"Don't get excited!" Jian Youzhi shouted.
"Little sister, shut up!"
"Don't be afraid, officials!"
The other three people all shouted.
"Sir, you are laughing!" Yang Fang awkwardly raised his hand to Jian Youzhi.
"You're welcome, you're welcome!"
"Let's say goodbye now!" Yang Fang pulled Yang Zhen and fled out of Jianjiazhuang. This sister is really shameless and tough. I'm sorry to hang around there anymore.
"Why are you pulling me?" Yang Zhen was also angry. He broke away from Yang Fang's hand all the way and said angrily, "I can't stand his lazy and rogue look, and I get angry just looking at him!"
"Brother Liu Guang is a man of great talent!"
Yang Fang sighed, it would be a shameful waste if such talents could not be used by the court!
"Humph, you don't have much talent. You are full of big talk. Such talents are unreliable. Brother, you have misjudged the wrong person. He is just a scoundrel!"
Yang Zhen is still angry and has deep resentment!
"Nonsense, you are not allowed to talk about this in front of brother Liu Guang in the future, it will make him unhappy!" Yang Fang scolded Yang Zhen, "Your temper is also caused by pampering, so you must control it!"
Yang Zhen raised his mouth and did not dare to say anything.
¡°It seems like we¡¯d better come to Jianjiazhuang more often and get closer to Brother Liu Guang from now on!¡±
Yang Zhen was still pouting.
Under the grape trellis in Jian Youzhi¡¯s backyard, the three women were still aggrieved.
"How can you be such a domineering little girl!" Erya snorted and said harshly towards the two people's disappearing figures.
"Next time I won't let her in!" Sanhuan finally found a way to retaliate and pouted at Erya. The meaning was obvious. This time the Yang Fang brother and sister were brought in by Erya.
"Forget it, officials, these two are either rich or from wealthy families!" Su Yuting had some experience after all, and the conversation and clothing of these two siblings were extraordinary.
"Oh?" Jian Youzhi looked at Su Yuting with interest.
"Look at their clothes, although they can be concealed, but the workmanship is fine. Such craftsmanship is not something that ordinary wealthy people can afford. Although their conversation can look like us, it is always a bit unnatural!" Su Yuting said eloquently! talk.
"Oh, Madam, it turns out that she is as careful as hair and has a quick mind! It seems that I have found a treasure!" Jian Youzhi pretended to be shocked.
Su Yuting suddenly blushed and said angrily: "There are still children here!"
Sanhuan looked at his small breasts in aggrieved manner, and wanted to sneak into the kitchen to steal meat.
Erya proudly puffed up her small chest and glanced sideways at Sanhuan.
The advantage in this area must be revealed from time to time.
"I'll make you some real ice cream some other time!" Jian Youzhi laughed and drank up the ice-cold brandy in the cup. He stared at Su Yuting drunkenly, as if he had some evil intentions.
"Youwhat do you want to do?" Su Yuting was very nervous.
"Sanhuan, go warm the bed!"
Before he finished speaking, Sanhuan entered the room with a "swish" sound.
"Erya, go sleep with Sanhuan!"
Erya quickly hid in the room!
"Officials"
Su Yuting wished she could get through a crack in the ground. This bad guy is too courageous. Isn't he going to show his prostitution in daylight? It¡¯s really embarrassing!
He lowered his head and didn¡¯t know where to put his hands. After all, she was still young, so such a battle made her a little flustered, distracted, heart-to-heart, and other messy thoughts popping up randomly in her heart.
"I'll do a magic trick for Madam!"
"ah¡¡"
"The sky is moving, the earth is moving, the Tathagata Buddha is as anxious as the law!"
What a mess! Su Yuting is already chanting mantras and chanting Buddha's name in her heart. Taishang Laojun and Tathagata Buddha, please don't blame me. My officials just want to set up a relationship with you.
"Change¡ª¡ª"
When Su Yuting opened her eyes, she saw a white heart-shaped thing in Jian Youzhi's hand. It was crystal clear and beautiful in her hand!
"ah!"
Su Yuting screamed in surprise at that time.
"What is this? It's so beautiful!" As long as you are a woman, you will like such beautiful things.
"This is a heart!"
Jian Youzhi put the heart-shaped ice sculpture in Su Yuting's hand in a serious manner, and it felt cool in her hand.
"Why is there an arrow on this heart?" Su Yuting was puzzled, "Are you injured?"
"No, no, this arrow is called Cupid's arrow! It is also the arrow of Cupid. Anyone whose heart is hit by this arrow will produce love, so this is my heart that loves you!"
Su Yuting's face was red. How could she have the nerve to say this love in broad daylight in broad daylight? Isn¡¯t it meant to embarrass people? The official is too rude, but I like it!
"so cute!"
Su Yuting couldn't put it down, but the ice cubes in her hands were melting, which made her feel distressed.
¡°Officials, it¡¯s time to be transformed!¡±
"It will melt when it melts!"
Jian Youzhi waved his hand generously.
"But-butthis is the heart of an official-an official!" Su Yuting was embarrassed to say the word "love", even though she loved the house as much as the bird. But this has to be done gradually.
"It doesn't matter. If I have time in the future, I will mix dozens or hundreds of them for my wife. She can play with them when she has nothing to do, apply them on her face, wash her hands, and improve her mood!"
"ah!"
Su Yuting suddenly had a black line on her face. She wanted to throw away the heart in her hand, but she couldn't bear it, so she swallowed it in one gulp, glared at Jian Youzhi, then gave a heavy "hum", turned around and walked towards the house. !
¡°Come out, come out, there¡¯s nothing left to do!¡±
Jian Youzhi shouted at the door.
The two figures quickly slipped out and looked at Su Yuting. They suppressed their laughter and quickly lowered their heads.
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
Su Yuting slapped their butts each, and then closed the door heavily.
Erya and Sanhuan ran into the yard as fast as they could, and stood beside Jian Youzhi, one on the left and the other on the right. Their eyes were full of desire, and their intentions were very obvious.
"You want it too?"
Erya nodded desperately.
ThreeThe two servant girls are about to fall apart.
"Okay, one for each person, no fighting or grabbing!"
Soon, Erya and Sanhuan were holding up a shiny heart-shaped ice sculpture with an arrow stuck in it, and they were very happy and ran around the yard!
"What are you two damn girls running about under the sun on a hot day? Come in!" Su Yuting got mad in the room and yelled loudly. Then the two girls were frightened into the room.
"Hand it over!"
Sanhuan quickly handed over the ice sculpture in his hand.
Erya put his hands behind his back, reluctantly. After looking at Su Yuting's angry eyes, she reluctantly spread her hands!
Not long after, I saw two girls coming out of the room dejectedly. Both girls were so aggrieved that tears welled up in their eyes, and they looked at Jian Youzhi pitifully.
"It doesn't matter, I'll carve many more for you as you see!"
"Ah!" Sanhuan exclaimed in surprise, then glanced at the room in fear and quickly covered his mouth with his hands. Erya hugged Jian Youzhi's hand and grinned.
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