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- Last year's flowers were all withered and dead.
The stars who are exhausted are forgotten.
The glory of the past was all used to wipe the butt
The glory of inner sacrifice is for throwing into the trash can
It seems like a long time has passed since Jian Youzhi was possessed by a football star. The story of such a bad street makes even the storyteller feel sick
Nearly half a month has passed, and the weather is gradually getting colder. Jian Youzhi has successfully completed the marble toilet, and even has time to think about things like toilet paper or sanitary napkins. However, things are calm over at Taixue. No one forced Jian Youzhi to study. Is this a miracle? It also made Jian Youzhi feel deeply frustrated. It turns out that I am really not coquettish enough!
"Madam, do you think the emperor will issue an imperial edict to force me to study at Taipei University?" Jian Youzhi sat bored in the bathroom and tried out the new toilet. The sound was very loud because the newly built toilet was a bit far away from the room. Su Yuting said it was to prevent the stench from washing away the aroma in the room.
"You shouldn't have mentioned those three conditions. You are the only one in the Song Dynasty who dares to do this. It will bring disgrace to the royal family. Let's see who else will care about you. The imperial edict will also deprive you of your inner life. Qualified!"
No one came to invite Jian Youzhi to join the Imperial College, and Su Yuting seemed very disappointed. Even Yang Fang never showed up. After returning to Jianjiazhuang, there was no trace of the two brothers and sisters.
Later, I heard that Yang Yi had returned to Yangjiazhuang. I originally wanted to be shy and use my neighbor's identity to walk around, but I couldn't do it. After all, I took Yang Yi out and washed and cut it after soaking it in a jar of vinegar for many days. The shreds can be used as shredded pork with pickled peppers and sold on the street.
"Is that treacherous minister Yang Fang suffering from Hualiu disease?"
Jian Youzhi's sudden words showed the strong uneasiness in his heart.
"What did the officer say?"
Su Yuting also raised her voice. She selectively filtered out Jian Youzhi's unpleasant words and pretended not to hear them. Jian Youzhi would never be embarrassed to say them a second time.
"Yang Fang's bastard face is sick!"
This time the abacus was wrong, Jian Youzhi was furious in the toilet, and he was not afraid of setting the toilet on fire!
A lonely feeling of being forgotten and abandoned arises spontaneously. It¡¯s okay if Yang Fang doesn¡¯t come. Looking at the trouble, even Han Wuyan doesn¡¯t come either.
It seems that Jian Youzhi was abused so much that he had a psychological shadow. During that time in Kaifeng, he hid when he saw Jian Youzhi, which made Jian Youzhi feel that he was an HIV patient in the 21st century.
"Why don't the officials go to the next door for a visit?"
Su Yuting strongly controlled the sour taste in her heart and said a word.
"Next door"
Jian Youzhi began to ponder in the latrine. Sitting on the marble toilet, thinking about the widow next door, it felt a bit sneaky and ecstatic. I don¡¯t know if it was caused by the comfortable feeling of excretion or the widow¡¯s hot figure.
But no matter how tempting the widow was, Jian Youzhi still didn't bother to go. I think it was all his brothers and sisters who were fawning over me in the beginning, but now they don't know how to laugh at themselves, and they will never do such an embarrassing thing.
"You are born inside -"
Jian Youzhi helplessly raised the rough papyrus in his hand
The toilet paper must be improved. This will make the white and tender buttocks red, and it is also very unhygienic.
Sanhuan stood at the door of the toilet, holding a basin of water. His eyes were wandering around Jian Youzhi! Now that autumn is gradually approaching, the ice cream business has slowed down a bit. It is estimated that many imitations will come out in winter. Only Xia Tian is Jian Youzhi's patent.
San Huan had more free time, so he handed over the store to someone from Yang Fang's house, and sent someone to take care of the accounts. San Huan returned to Zhuangzi from the city.
All of this is the initiative that Sanhuan has fought for. After all, she has to inspire her constantly and strive to surpass Erya's weight in Jian Youzhi's heart. So much so that he stood outside the toilet and waited for Jian Youzhi to wash his hands with water, doing all the things that servants do in person.
Maybe the high-ranking official will include him in the room first.
This ideal is so grand that even San Huan has gradually entered the role of Gong Dou and cannot extricate himself. I also don¡¯t want to think about my thin breasts, thin legs and thin butt, which is more than a little worse than Erya.
"Erya, no, Sanhuan!"
Jian Youzhi made a slip of the tongue after washing his hands.
Sanhuan's mood immediately dropped, he hung his head and said nothing, acting like a miserable woman.
"If you have nothing to do, go to the kitchen and steal some pork knuckles to eat. They are still too thin!"
Sanhuan looked at it in surpriseFinally, the official found out that I had eaten pork knuckles secretly, and he actually asked me to eat some pork knuckles secretly.
Shock and inexplicable shock are intertwined.
Looking at his slightly bulging chest again, Sanhuan decisively floated towards the kitchen. Since he was stealing, and he was ordered to steal an elbow, he must have the consciousness of stealing, and he must walk with a float without making any noise. .
"Hasn't the official come up with a solution yet?"
When Jian Youzhi entered the room, Su Yuting's face looked as if she owed her father a large sum of money, and her tone was as resentful as that of a woman who had studied at Lanruo Temple.
¡°It¡¯s not like there¡¯s no way!¡±
Jian Youzhi sat down, took Su Yuting's hand, and then held her waist with one hand, feeling clearly sensual.
¡°You¡¯re seeking death, what do you want to do? It¡¯s broad daylight!¡±
Su Yuting showed the consistent moral integrity of a chaste woman in ancient times, and was not allowed to step too far in broad daylight. Including at night, if Jian Youzhi hadn't insisted, he would have blown out the candles and other things, imitating modern TV dramas to create suspense, and only made a yappy sound in the dark. For those who didn't know, they thought it was a drunken lady singing in bed. Horse's.
Su Yuting's eyes looked at Jian Youzhi, wanting to say goodbye, wanting to refuse, but wanting to welcome her, but she didn't want to die!
¡°Officials, you might as well say something!¡±
¡°Well, this is where I need to give full play to my wife¡¯s strengths!¡±
When Su Yuting heard this, her face immediately lit up with joy. This woman couldn't bear to hear the praise. Emotions often leak out, and palace fighting skills have obviously deteriorated!
"I came up with this idea when I was going to the toilet!"
The top of my head is sweating. Will the ideas I came up with in the toilet smell like that?
Su Yuting¡¯s eyes are weird!
"tell me the story!"
Jian Youzhi coughed twice.
"Well, it's like this. I plan to make some things, and then you take these things to the widow's house and say that they are given to them for trial use. If the effect is good, they can be wholesaled in the future and promoted among the majority of female comrades. !¡±
Su Yuting was very confused and looked at him warily.
"Of course, this thing is for women, um How should I put it, it is to benefit the vast number of women in the Song Dynasty" Jian Youzhi gestured.
Su Yuting¡¯s color is not good.
"Of course I gave this new thing a nice name, called Anshubao!" Jian Youzhi smiled unnaturally. This name was not stolen enough!
"What kind of object is it?"
Jian Youzhi muttered something in Su Yuting's ear. Suddenly Su Yuting's face turned red and she glared at Jian Youzhi fiercely. Jian Youzhi's idea was too Picasso, which made Su Yuting extremely embarrassed and half-believing.
¡°Actually, this is also for the sake of women¡¯s health!¡±
Su Yuting remained silent and lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking!
Jian Youzhi talked about a lot of benefits, but the only shortcomings were "No matter how you move, you are not afraid of leakage" and "You can go up to the fifth floor in one breath, your waist is not sore, your back is not painful, and there is no side leakage". In short, it is an expression that a woman from the Song Dynasty will thank him for in the future!
¡°Officials¡just do whatever you want¡just do it!¡±
"Well, let me test it first! This thing must use cotton! In the future, we will expand the scale of cotton cultivation. Cotton is very useful. The key is that the current textile technology is not good. The cotton cloth made is very hard and can be used with anything. It¡¯s a board house!¡±
"What is cotton?"
It¡¯s obvious that Su Yuting is a farmer who is illiterate, but it¡¯s not her fault. After all, throughout the Song Dynasty, cotton was still regarded as a flower, and it was not called cotton, but Baidianzi. Planted in the garden for viewing only!
"Baidiezi, it is very useful! You will know it later!"
?? Cotton is a treasure, and it is the driving force for the advancement of the entire textile industry.
Thinking about it, the textile industry is the industry that will promote the industrial revolution in the future. Thinking about the future industrial revolution in the Song Dynasty, Jian Youzhi suddenly felt a little bloody.
But if future generations knew that the original intention of the textile industry in the Song Dynasty was to start with women's sanitary napkins, I don't know what kind of expression they would have.
This involves two major technologies, one is papermaking and the other is textile technology.
Scientific knowledge is the primary productive force!
Jian Youzhi once again realized the meaning of this sentence.
The first person who was upset by Jian Youzhi's decision was his cheap dad. Since the beginning, the NPC has rarely appeared. When Jian Youzhi said he wanted to win the white stack, he was the first one. He took a deep breath and showed a strong expression of toothache.
"This??Baidiezi Well, is that cotton really that good? "
Jian Jinyin was obviously skeptical of Jian Youzhi's words. Although his son had done many earth-shattering things before, such as sitting at home and picking up money, which made him excited, he was a person who had been dealing with the land all his life. Why didn't he know that this white stack Well, cotton has such a effect?
"This is a sketch I drew. A foot-operated textile machine, a cotton gin, and a slingshot. These things can be trial-produced first to see how effective they are. If it is feasible, it is also feasible to plant seeds next year. Now I just need to buy more cotton for use. Experimenting is not a waste!¡±
It¡¯s easy to convince Jian Jinyin, but what worries Jian Jinyin is not the waste of acres of land, but the government regulations. In addition to food crops, if you want to plant other crops, you must obtain official registration, otherwise you will violate criminal laws.
"If the government can agree"
Jian Jinyin said this after thinking about it. Now his son is very important to Zhuangzi and in his heart, so he doesn't care about his feelings when he speaks.
"This is easy to handle!"
The matter of collusion between officials and businessmen would be very simple if left to Jian Youzhi.
Han Wuyan!
Yes, that¡¯s the guy who walked away when he saw Jian Youzhi.
Now he was sitting in the Juxian Tower of the Su family with a sad face, feeling uncomfortable all over. Ever since Jian Youyi fought against the gods, Han Wuyan felt that the scandals of peeping at the widow next door taking a bath and touching a woman's butt on the street were under his control. Same in hand.
"Isn't it just a matter of time and space? It's easy. I'll help you do it right away. I'm leaving!"
Han Wuyan is going to run away!
"Do you think it's as simple as growing white stacks? Opportunities, opportunities. They are reserved for those who are prepared. Is your father ready?" Jian Youzhi hates that iron cannot be made into steel, and Han Wuyan, a second-generation official, is Wow, it¡¯s really unqualified!
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