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- Yihongyuan, Xiaoxiang Hall, Hengwuyuan.
No matter how you think about it, this name is very coquettish. If you recruit a few girls, one is named Xiren, one is named Qingwen, one is named Sheyue, and the other is Qiu Wen, it will be complete. But this is a bit difficult. The difficulty is not that it is difficult for the madam to approve, but that the madam cannot accept it readily.
¡° If there really are these four girls, they are probably conspired by Su Yuting and Erya, and they are capable of killing people and burying corpses. Sanhuan is probably more honest and will probably be most involved in digging holes and filling in soil.
¡°Officer¡ª¡ª¡± Su Yuting shouted very annoyingly.
"What's the matter?"
Jian Youzhi looked at Su Yuting's fairy-like smile, and couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. Generally speaking, the full moon night is when the evil spirit is the most powerful.
I looked out the window, and sure enough, the moon was bright and bright, and a huge mooncake hung in the sky.
"There is still a garden that has not been named!"
It turns out that this is it. Jian Youzhi nodded and said firmly: "This is easy, let's call it Daoxiang Village!"
"Daoxiang Village?"
This name is very vulgar!
Su Yuting immediately looked suspiciously at Erya, who was also surprised.
Sanhuan clapped and applauded on the side, affirming Jian Youzhi¡¯s naming.
"A good name, a good name, it symbolizes good harvests every year. I like it. Why don't I live in it? If I feed the chickens in Daoxiang Village, they will definitely grow faster!"
"Shut up and don't mention the chicken feeding in the garden!"
Jian Youzhi became angry and slapped Sanhuan on the butt, which felt a little bit painful. This girl has been chewing pork knuckles a lot lately, and she's starting to gain weight right away.
Sanhuan got into the bed again aggrievedly, but kept his ears erect.
"Thenwho is this garden left to?"
Su Yuting drew circles in front of Jian Youzhi's chest with her fingers.
"Wellthisto be determinedthere will always be guests"
"The official said it's reserved for guests?"
Erya nodded, feeling that it made sense.
It can¡¯t be said that Daoxiang Village originally had the exclusive naming rights of the widow Li Wan, so it was left to the widow, right? But it seems that the most frequent guest is Widow Yang!
When they thought of the guests, the two women immediately understood and glanced at each other, feeling a bit connected. Erya's thinking has made great progress recently, and she is somewhat on par with Su Yuting, except for the difference in status.
"I want to live in Daohua Village!"
Sanhuan came out specifically to cause trouble and made a very stubborn request. He exposed his head, hid his buttocks under the quilt, and looked at Jian Youzhi warily.
"No, don't ruin my design!"
Jian Youzhi sternly refused.
"The good Xue Baochai doesn't want his territory, but wants the widow's territory. What's wrong with learning?" I have to be a widow!
Sanhuan looked at Su Yuting aggrievedly.
Without even looking at her.
He looked at Erya aggrievedly, trying to gain sympathy.
Erya curled his lips at her and shook his head disdainfully. They were on a different level and his thoughts couldn't keep up with the progress.
"It hasn't even been built yet, but there are so many bugs, why don't you go to sleep? Go to bed, go to bed!"
Jian Youzhi issued the order. Immediately, the whole family of four lay down. This time, Su Yuting occupied it alone. Erya and Sanhuan both lined up in the inner room. Erya tried to stretch out one leg, but was kicked down by Su Yuting. Sanhuan tried to hold on to his own patent - a thigh, but was spanked and became honest.
¡°Lights out!¡±
Su Yuting issued the order.
"why me?"
Jian Youzhi was pushed out of bed by Su Yuting.
"You sleep in the outermost room, who are you if you don't sleep in the outermost room?"
It makes sense. This is the outermost part of the trap. Jian Youzhi got up muttering, then blew out the lamp, and climbed up gropingly.
Touching a soft part, I squeezed in.
He was immediately entangled by the octopus, his head was encircled by two tender arms, his face was still pressed against the soft little bag, hot air was sprayed to the top of his head, white smoke was rising, it was like five phoenixes rising in the sun, and the ceiling gathering. The ultimate internal strength posture.
"Officials"
Erya¡¯s voice was very soft. He touched the wrong place and did not return from where he was. Jane turned her head once and saw a pair of eyes shining dimly in the night.
"Madam, I'm afraid I accidentally found the wrong place. I'll go back to where I came from. How can I let my lady sleep in the outermost room!"
Jian Youzhi wanted to lift his leg, but it was too heavy to lift.
? ?This girl Huan finally got her own one.
"Everyone, stay still, don't move, go to sleep!"
The eldest wife gave the order, and the little wives really didn¡¯t dare to move. Finally it stopped, and hugging him from left to right was indeed not enjoyment, but torture.
The reward from the official family has come. The eunuch who came to announce the decree this time was the same eunuch who was very similar to the Imperial Alliance Army last time.
"Oh, Cheng Shilang is so polite, congratulations!"
The eunuch first announced the decree seriously.
As expected, the officials rewarded Jian Youzhi with the nearby mountain forest. In order to fear that Jian Youzhi would not understand, the eunuch actually explained the imperial edict.
"ThisI can still understandpart of it!"
Seeing the eunuch's diligent look, Jian Youzhi said something awkward.
"No, this is your Majesty's special order. After the imperial edict is read out, let me say it to Cheng Shilang in plain English. I don't dare to disobey the order!"
Could it be that the fact that I couldn¡¯t understand the imperial edict reached the emperor¡¯s ears?
This is so ugly and embarrassing! The widow must have told her, so I'll spank her back!
"This is your majesty's favor! It's rare to see him in the ages. Cheng Shilang is really favored by your majesty. I am very envious of him!"
The eunuch¡¯s understanding is indeed different from that of normal people.
Damn, favor? I'm not a dead eunuch like you, nor a queen's concubine, nor the emperor's concubine, so why should I be favored?
"Erya, prepare some local specialties for the father-in-law."
Jian Youzhi waved his hand to get over this embarrassing moment!
The local specialties of Jianjiazhuang are well-known in various social circles.
The eunuch¡¯s Hada was about to leak out, and sure enough, Erya came out holding a small box. It was heavy. Seeing that the girl was struggling to carry it, she immediately took it with satisfaction.
"Ten taels of gold, tea, high-end wine, and a roll of high-end toilet paper! Please order some, father-in-law!"
Erya said this a bit hastily. How can any gift recipient count the gifts in person?
¡°Click!¡± With a sound, the box opened. Abnormal people do have abnormal behaviors. This damn eunuch actually opened it right in front of his face.
After taking a bite, it turned out to be gold! Smell it, what a good tea. Shake it, and it turns out that there are several bottles full of incense. Touch it, it¡¯s such a soft paper!
"Is this toilet paper really for toilet use?"
The eunuch couldn't believe it. Nowadays, only the emperor, concubines and their relatives can use soft toilet paper in the palace. The poorer eunuchs still use low-grade toilet paper such as bamboo chips and stones. It causes frequent bleeding, constipation, and unbearable pain!
It seems that this is better than the one used by the emperor. I have tried it secretly!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Really abnormal!
¡°Woo woo woo¡¡±
The eunuch actually started crying, wiping his tears with his sleeves!
"What's the matter, father-in-law? Do you think the gift is too light?"
"No, no, it's just that when I saw such high-grade toilet paper, I felt in my heart that our family can finally use such paper. It was so touching that it made Seungjiro laugh!"
The dead eunuch wiped away his tears with a face that looked like his dead parents.
"Erya, go get two more rolls of toilet paper for your father-in-law!"
This time the eunuch was satisfied and stopped crying. He hugged the box, nodded and bowed to Jian Youzhi, and said with a smile: "Master Chengshi, you don't know that in order to go to your house to announce this errand, I have to fight with those turtles." The grandsons have had several fights, but our family misses Cheng Shilang very much, how can we tolerate others' interference?"
This is a good job, it is so rich every time, it would be weird not to break your head!
"Our surname is Wei Mingxian. Please remember it, Mr. Chengshi. When you enter the palace"
"It turns out to be Eunuch Wei Xian, disrespectful and disrespectful!" If the word "loyalty" was added in the middle, it would probably bring disaster to the country and the people!
"Hurry up and interrupt, can't we not enter the palace?" Jian Youzhi looked at the dead eunuch who had entered the palace with disdain.
¡°Another day¡¡±
"Where is Wu Da? Where is Wu Da? Hurry up and prepare the carriage for Eunuch Wei and take him to the palace!" Jian Youzhi shouted loudly and looked around.
Wu Dapiao came out and has the potential to be a high-level agent. Without further ado, he grabbed Eunuch Wei's arm and carried him to the carriage.
¡°¡Cheng Shilang¡enters the palace¡¡±
Sounds floated out intermittently from the speeding carriage.
"Bah, damn eunuch, curse me into the palace!"
Jian Youzhi spat at the carriage angrily, and when he turned around, he saw Erya and his wife.With a smile on his face, he leaned in front of him and was startled.
"You are seeking death, you came from Lanruo Temple? You don't make any noise when you walk!"
"The official's forest is finally in hand!"
Erya smiled happily, as if he saw that his Xiaoxiang Pavilion had been completed.
"Well, I will take you to see how to build a villa tomorrow. You are much better than Madam in this regard. She will copy other people's work and is not professional at all!"
?????????????? It seems that I plagiarized Cao Dada¡¯s idea the night before yesterday, directly copied Cao Dada¡¯s garden of pretending to be a woman, without even changing a word in the name.
"Yes!" Erya said with a smile on her face.
The sun shines on Erya¡¯s face, which is as red as an apple! Suddenly, a metaphor that was very familiar to him when he was in elementary school came into Jian Youzhi's mind!
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