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- Han Wuyan was sadly driven back and resumed his life with men.
Jian Youzhi stretched and prepared to sleep.
Erya followed closely. Sleeping with officials was now her exclusive right. Her head, her chest, waist and abdomen, and the thighs that belonged to Sanhuan now all belonged to her only.
Yang Yi finished eating the fish and felt his belly happily, feeling a little bloated. Lying on the chair and not wanting to move, I also thought about Jian Youzhi's sophistry at this time, but I couldn't take revenge. My teeth were itchy and I couldn't run out. I made a special trip to say to Jian Youzhi, what you said before is irrelevant. Is this nonsense?
You will definitely be laughed at by that dead guy.
"Go to sleep!"
Erya now has an obsession with sleeping.
"Wait a minute, how can we just sleep when we are full? It's not good for our health! Come on, let's talk and play games and then go to bed later!"
"All right!"
Erya was obviously a little reluctant, but still subconsciously listened to the officer's words.
"Play backgammon!"
In order to increase Erya's interest and make her give up her crazy idea of ??going to bed early, Jian Youzhi made a decision to let herself be abused by her.
This decision has indeed increased Erya's interest. Playing backgammon against Jian Youzhi can slowly restore the self-confidence that was hit by Yang Yi.
"Lost, lost again!"
Jian Youzhi¡¯s tricks are the same as Erya¡¯s. When he loses, he just randomly messes up the chess pieces. Erya pursed her lips and smiled, and did not consider sleeping for the time being. In fact, torturing people is also a relatively pleasant thing, and it belongs to the dark side of human psychology.
"The official is a concubine!"
Seeing that Jian Youzhi was a little depressed, Erya comforted her sensibly, but there was a hint of pride between her eyebrows.
"sleep!"
Jian Youzhi decisively gave the order. Being abused is definitely not a pleasant thing, even if it is someone who deliberately seeks it out.
"Official, let's play the next game!"
Erya looked at Jian Youzhi with a smile.
"Do you still need a smart head, a broad chest and strong thighs?" Jian Youzhi was lying on the bed, smiling at Erya!
"Whoosh", Erya got into the bed, and Jian Youzhi was immediately entangled by the octopus. With difficult breathing, he gradually fell into sleep. This time, Jian Youzhi caught a very big fish in his dream. When he dragged the fish onto the boat, he found that the fish turned out to have a human head and a fish body, just like the legendary mermaid, except that the head looked like a boat. The pretty widow Yang Yi is sleeping above.
That night, Jian Youzhi tossed and turned in her dream, and was spat on by the mermaid widow.
When I woke up the next morning, I found that Erya had been holding his face and chewing on it all night. There was a lot of drool on his face after this girl bit his face!
This girl dreams about eating fish at night? Or are you eating the steamed buns stuffed with human flesh sold by Sun Erniang?
It was a peaceful night, and no legendary water thieves came to rob the camp.
Wu Da, who was standing on the boat in front, said that there is no place for heroes. The wind on the river blew over, and his clothes were blown by the wind. The simple sword in his hand was holding a flower, and he actually had the feeling of a hero in his twilight years. .
"Am I getting old?"
The person who asked this was not Wu Da, but Han Wuyan. Moreover, this question made no sense, because he was standing next to Wu Da, and like Wu Da, he was blown by the wind and shed tears.
¡°You don¡¯t look old in your office at all!¡±
Wu Da looked at Han Wuyan and answered seriously.
"Then why do I get defeated every time I play against Brother Liuguang and have no ability to fight back? This is obviously a symptom of the elderly!"
Han Wuyan has not recovered from yesterday's blow, so he walked to the bow of the ship early in the morning to express his feelings about his life experience and complain about his misfortune.
"Because the old man of the village is wise, brave, and has the air of a marshal, it is nothing to suffer a loss at the hands of his old man. It should be an honor. At least the old man of the village regards you as his opponent."
These words are very pertinent. It slaps you in the face, but you still have to be honored.
Han Wuyan suddenly felt that he ran out and had nothing in common with Han Wuyan, who was pretending to be serious early in the morning. This guy was too deeply poisoned by Jian Youzhi.
"Come here, I want to spear a fish!"
Han Wuyan shouted angrily, if he could hook a big fish, he would at least be able to feel proud in front of Jian Youzhi.
The boss of the boat brought the harpoon. Han Wuyan put his hand on it and took advantage of it, so he shouted: "?I'm going to spear fish! "
But no one glanced this way, even Wu Da, who was next to him, was not affected in any way.
¡°What a big fish!¡±
Still no one is looking this way.
"Wu Da¡ª¡ª"
Han Wuyan tried to attract Wu Da's attention and shouted, but Wu Da ignored him and remained indifferent. He was still immersed in the hero complex and couldn't extricate himself.
"General Wu!"
"What's up?"
Wu Da finally came to his senses and was very sensitive to the title General.
"Why is there no one watching today?"
It¡¯s also a spear fish, so why are there so many people cheering for Jian Youzhi, but he is alone? How can he achieve a sense of superiority by spear fish without anyone witnessing it?
"Because he is the owner of the village!"
Han Wuyan¡¯s face turned dark and he threw the harpoon angrily.
"Can you not add an old man behind the village owner in the future? It makes me feel like I'm old!" Han Wuyan turned around angrily and wanted to return to the cabin.
"This is because I have great respect for the old man, the owner of the village. If the government approves, I can call you Mr. Yanei." Wu Da said seriously.
Han Wuyan shook his head and said: "I'm not old. It's better not to call me old man. I don't dare to compare with old man Jian Youzhi, haha!" As if he had taken advantage of it, he became excited and picked up the harpoon he had just thrown down. , and threw it vigorously towards a large, black shadow emerging from the river.
"Poof!"
There was a muffled sound, as if it had penetrated deeply into the flesh, and there was still a part of the fork floating on the water.
"I hit it, I hit it!"
Han Wuyan became excited and finally found something to be proud of. He wanted to carry this big fish in front of Jian Youzhi and show it off!
"ah?"
Wu Da was also shocked by Han Wuyan's exclamation. When he looked towards the water, he saw that the harpoon was swinging rapidly inside, and the rope holding the harpoon suddenly became straight.
"ah!"
Han Wuyan couldn't hold on, and his fat body was dragged against the side of the ship. Fortunately, Wu Da caught him, otherwise he would have fallen into the water and become the son-in-law of the Dragon King.
"Buzz¡ª¡ª"
The rope suddenly trembled, and a black shadow suddenly jumped out of the water and rushed toward the ship as if flying.
¡°Well done!¡±
Wu Da shouted loudly, pulled the rope hard, and with a sudden force, the black shadow at the bottom of the water was lifted out of the water. A dark shadow suddenly fell from the air towards the deck.
"Get out of the way!"
The two guards who rushed over quickly moved out of the way, and they felt the deck shake and the ship sway a few times. Something dark fell to the deck.
"ah¡ª¡ª"
Han Wuyan exclaimed in surprise first.
The person who fell on the deck turned out to be a man in black clothes, black trousers and a black beard. Han Wuyan's harpoon pierced the shoulder muscles of his back, and he gritted his teeth in pain.
¡°Mermaid¡ª¡ª¡±
After finally panicking, Han Wuhan let out an earth-shattering cry.
On the big ship behind, Jian Youzhi was busy sketching Erya with a pencil. Erya was sitting upright on the chair, looking extremely sacred.
"Erya, was someone shouting just now?"
Jian Youzhi stopped painting and opened his ears.
"Nono!"
Erya didn¡¯t want anyone to disturb them at this time, so she quickly shook her head.
"No, I really want to hear someone calling 'Mermaid'! Could it be that I heard it wrong?" Jian Youzhi very much doubted whether it was the sequelae of yesterday's dream.
"Well, well, that's possible. The officer was calling 'mermaid' and 'mermaid' in his dream yesterday. I don't know why he was still calling Mrs. Yang's name!"
Erya has a bit of a sour taste. The mermaid should have something to do with him. How could he be related to the widow? The two have nothing in common!
"No, it seems to be Han Wuyan's voice!"
Jian Youzhi immediately put down his paintbrush.
"I have to go and have a look. This is unscientific. Do mermaids really exist in this period? I have to go and have a look. I will help you draw it when I come back!"
"All right!"
Erya pouted and rubbed his sore chin and arms.
Walking onto the bow of the ship, I found that the ship in front was slowly approaching the shore.They were all guided by the boat in front to the shore.
Yang Yi came out a long time ago, with a serious look on his face. Next to her was the ship boss Ah Liu, who was standing bent over, with a very ugly expression on his face.
"What happened? Is there really a mermaid?"
Jian Youzhi looked eagerly towards the boat in front of him, but unfortunately he couldn't see anything.
Yang Yi rolled his eyes at him.
"Han Wuyan forked a 'big fish' up, but unfortunately it wasn't a mermaid, but a black loach!" - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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