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- Teacher Shao used his fingers to measure Fang Xian's eyebrow width, eye width, face width, chin width, shoulder width and so on, then held his chin in thought for half a minute, and then asked in a Beijing accent¡ª¡ª
"Brother, the structure of your face, body proportions, etc. are all good, but it doesn't look very effective."
Fang Xian said awkwardly: "I don't want to curse people like that."
"No, no, no, you completely misunderstood." Teacher Shao stared at Fang Xian through the mirror, "You have a very good natural shape, I'm just saying that you don't like to dress up."
"I love dressing up, so why do I support you?"
"¡¡Right."
Teacher Shao asked Fang Xian to do plasma perm, but failed.
He asked Fang Xian to dye his hair yellow, but failed.
He asked Fang Xian to iron the foil, but failed.
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Before Teacher Shao went crazy, Fang Xian reluctantly agreed to three projects.
Eyebrow shaping - free.
Removing acne and blackheads - 50 yuan.
Shave - free.
The process of persuading Fang Xian was very long. It stands to reason that people who come to see a stylist usually spend a lot of money, and the styling center only makes money by perming and dyeing. modeling.
Teacher Shao was helpless, every customer at the stall was a fate, and there was nothing wrong with it early in the morning anyway. He was also curious about what it would be like to tidy up Fang Xian, so he tidied it up for him wholeheartedly.
Fang Xian was also sleepy. He leaned back on the chair and fell asleep. It was up to God how he would wake up.
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About an hour later, he was woken up by Teacher Shao.
"How's it going? Let's take a look." Teacher Shao's voice was full of expectation, as if he was eager to see the Vietnamese bride he just bought.
Fang Xian yawned, rubbed his eyes, and stared at the mirror for half a minute.
The messy hair becomes elegant, and the rough face becomes gorgeous.
This change is difficult to describe. For specific comparison, you can refer to the difference between Captain Jack Sparrow and the pretty boy Will in "Pirates of the Caribbean"; you can also refer to the gap between Yang Guo and his 16th birthday in Louis Koo's version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".
Teacher Shao was intoxicated by Fang Xian's surprise. Although he didn't extract much money from this kid, Fang Xian's expression was undoubtedly the greatest affirmation of his skills.
"Brother, there are not many people in the morning, and I have nothing to do anyway. I might as well accompany you to the shopping mall next door to pick out some clothes."
So, Fang Xian, who had already admired Teacher Shao's skills, was dragged to the shopping mall again.
Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian two directions, cool and elegant flow and sports flow. Fang Xian thought about it for a moment and decided that it was Kuya - he actually mainly wanted to understand what Kuya meant.
Facts have proved that this term is a bit pretentious, it is just a plain casual dress.
After learning that Fang Xian¡¯s glasses were 50¡ã on one side and 80¡ã on the other, Teacher Shao threw the ugly glasses into the trash can without hesitation¡ª¡ª
¡°This kind of thing is meant to cover up flaws. For example, I have to wear a hat.¡±
Around ten o¡¯clock, everything was done from head to toe.
The specific changes can be summarized in five words - "The Transformation of **Silk"
After walking out of the shopping mall, the two were about to part ways, and their brief reunion still made people a little reluctant to leave.
"How are you, buddy? Is it worth the money?" Teacher Shao lit a cigarette and pursed his lips at the girl who just walked past, "They were looking at you just now, your rate of return has soared!"
"I smoke too." Fang Xian stretched out his hand.
"This is a three-yuan red plum."
"I'll smoke the big front door for two yuan."
Teacher Shao handed the cigarette worth 15 cents to Fang Xian distressedly, turned his face and asked, "Are you dressed like this for an interview?"
"No, I'm on vacation."
"Oh, so you want to go out and have fun, dress up for photos, and go out with your girlfriend?"
"No, go out by yourself."
"Where to go?"
"There." Fang Xian pointed to the tall building next to the hair salon.
Teacher Shao was stunned: "What are you going there for?"
"On vacation. I told you, what kind of memory do you have?"
¡°¡with my girlfriend?¡±
"You don't have a girlfriend, I told you, do you know how to chat?"
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After a cigarette, Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian a business card and told him that the waiter had secretly taken a picture of Fang Xian before styling, and his before-and-after photos might be used in the styling center¡¯s brochure.
Fang Xian also expressed??, if he dares to use it, he dares to go to court and sue.
After saying goodbye to Teacher Shao, Fang Xian finally walked into the place he had longed for for a long time¡ª¡ª
Hilton DoubleTree International Hotel.
¡°Some people may think that this yearning is simply too futile.
We can only say that that person has never lived in a "pigeon cage".
No one yearns for a spacious and comfortable environment more than Fang Xian.
Needless to say, there is no need to say more about the luxury of the hotel and the elegance of the customers. In the past, Fang Xian was too embarrassed to come in and borrow the toilet even though he was wearing a vest and underpants. Fortunately, I changed my appearance today and my confidence has skyrocketed.
When checking in, the front desk lady took a special look at Fang Xian. Most of them have good eyesight and can easily tell what the guests are here for.
This seriousness reveals a casual dress, and this leisurely look is mixed with wisdom. The receptionist defines Fang Xian as a young and promising small boss or rich second generation type.
¡°Obviously, she made a mistake. This is actually just a good young man with a fortune of tens of thousands of dollars.
In fact, the front desk lady still had a chance to see through Fang Xian's disguise, because after she quoted the room rate of 2,200 yuan per day for a business suite, Fang Xian's face twitched.
??Excluding consumption of public funds, people who are willing to spend so much money are either too rich or crazy.
¡°I¡¯m really crazy.¡± Fang Xian walked into the suite and threw his belongings into the cabinet, then looked around¡ª¡ª
For the poor pigeon cage residents, the White House is nothing more than that. Every piece of furniture here emphasizes two words, one is "big" and the other is "elegant". When you want to drink water you will see the coffee machine next to the cup, and when you are hungry you will find potato chips in the cabinet. It can be said that smoking a cigarette in any corner of this place is quite pleasant.
Greedy Fang Xian chose the most comfortable place to light a cigarette - in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.
When several white-collar, blue-collar and black-collar workers were struggling to make ends meet, Fang Xian was smoking a Marlboro from God's perspective.
"The feeling of superiority bought with money was gone in a week."
Fang Xian enjoyed the spaciousness and comfort of the suite. He turned off his mobile phone and arrogantly took out a bottle of Carlsberg from the freezer. He lay in the jacuzzi in the bathroom and drank it slowly while watching TV.
After that, he had the best sleep in years. There was no pressure from the crowd, no smell of off-brand cigarettes, and no moans from the young man next door masturbating. It was simply wonderful.
As soon as I woke upit was dark.
It was close to 12 o'clock in the evening when he opened his eyes. Fang Xian felt refreshed and energetic after 13 hours of sleep.
The fun can finally begin.
Fang Xian took out his laptop, used an adapter to connect the magical hard drive to it, and double-clicked "pal.exe" for the nth time to enter the game.
Time and space reversed, and he once again came to Yuhang Town in The Legend of Sword and Fairy.
The time in the game passed very strangely. All in all, while Fang Xian was still in a daze, our brother Xiaoyao ran over panting.
Like last time, this guy went after Uncle Shui Sheng again.
"Uncle Shuisheng" Li Xiaoyao held his knees and gasped, "I beg you, you must take me to the Fairy Island in the north."
Uncle Shuisheng touched his beard and asked, "Oh? Why are you in such a hurry to go there?"
"Auntie is suddenly ill. I'm going to find the fairy to ask for medicine" Li Xiaoyao pulled Uncle Shui Sheng to get on the boat.
"Xiaoyao, it's not that I don't want to help, it's just that the wind and waves have been too strong recently. Even if I have been on this river for decades, I still dare not get out of the boat. I still have a wife and children at home, please let me go." Uncle Shuisheng froze in place. The ground refused to move no matter what.
Li Xiaoyao begged several more times, but Uncle Shui Sheng still didn't respond, and then he turned to look at Zhang Si.
"Kid, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Fang Xian played with the fishing net and said with a smile, "Is it time for you to beg me?"
Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth. Although he had just discovered that there was something wrong with Zhang Si's sexual orientation, after all, it was his aunt's life that mattered, so it didn't matter if he made some sacrifices.
"Brother Zhang!" Li Xiaoyao burst into tears and ran to Fang Xian, "Auntie is like a mother to me, please do"
Fang Xian had already planned his lines. He waved his arms, flicked his long hair, and glared.
"Of course, I, Zhang Si, have been taken care of by Aunt Li for many years. How can I just sit back and do nothing at this time!"
Seeing Zhang Siying¡¯s happiness, Li Xiaoyao quickly pulled him towards the boat: ¡°It¡¯s better, fourth brother! Let¡¯s go!¡±
"Why us?" Fang Xian snorted.
"Ah? Didn't you promise to take me there?" Brother Xiaoyao was shocked.
¡°???I agree to go on your behalf. "Fang Xian played the booger ball.
"Is there any difference?" Brother Xiaoyao was a little confused.
"Hey you are uneducated." Fang Xian shook his head and said, "You know, the wind and waves are strong, and it is difficult for two people on the boat to maintain balance. If you go, you will cause trouble, but I will be safer."
"That's rightbut" Li Xiaoyao scratched his head, "But I always feel that I have to go, otherwise I will be useless for the rest of my life."
Fang Xian deeply agrees with this statement. It seems that the characters in this game have been subtly injected with a certain consciousness to prevent the plot from drifting too far.
"Brother Xiaoyao, what is the most important thing in this life?" Fang Xian's eyes were profound.
Li Xiaoyao put on his posture and acted like Bruce Lee: "Of course he is a chivalrous and righteous man, traveling across the rivers and lakes, and becoming a beauty in a moment of anger!"
"This is just the primary form, you have to look further." Fang Xian pointed into the distance, "Think about it, what will happen to those heroes in the end?"
"I don't know any heroes."
"You are uneducated" Fang Xian scratched his head again and persuaded patiently, "From Huang Yi in ancient times to Huang Feihong in Fang Shiyu, there are only two endings for the heroes, either they die and lose their reputation, or they take their girls and live in seclusion. In the countryside, I live a life where my wife and children are on the hot bed."
"It makes sense."
"So, why don't we skip the middle process and go directly to the final ending of retreating to the countryside?"
Li Xiaoyao looked confused: "But I don't have a girl yet?"
"Wood." Fang Xian said helplessly, "Are the sisters at the door of your inn interested in you? Aunt Li also likes them. If you marry them and let them look after the inn, you work during the day and fly together at night, aren't you already a living god? "
"If you say so" Li Xiaoyao was giggling.
Fang Xian said angrily: "Hey What a pity, do you know how much I envy you? I have been chasing Xianglan Xiulan for more than ten years, and no one would take a serious look at me, Zhang Si. So, taking risks like going out on a ship It¡¯s up to me to take care of the matter, anyway, I, Zhang Si, only have one life.¡±
"Yes, Fourth Brother Zhang"
"It's useless to talk more! Aunt Li's life is at stake." Fang Xian looked solemn, "Do you have any necessary tools to get to the island?"
Li Xiaoyao touched his backpack warily: "How did you know?"
"Well, I took those black people on board and heard them talk about the Sky-Breaking Hammer and so on."
Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and handed the backpack into Zhang Si's hands.
"Brother Zhang, it's up to you! There is a sky-breaking hammer in this bag. You have to smash the stone statues on the island to crack the maze! But there is also a pill to avoid the miasma on the island. I have already taken it."
Fang Xian grabbed the backpack and turned around to get on the boat: "No problem, I have plenty of those pills."
" Of course there is a lot of nonsense. That pill is actually called Wangyou Powder. The person who takes it will fall into a coma and lose the memory of the previous day. It is simply a black man's trick.
"Brother Zhang! This kindness must be repaid by Xiaoyao!" Li Xiaoyao bowed to see him off.
"To repay a favor? How about this I need a wooden sword, a cloak or something for self-defense, so I can lend you some of my gear."
?????????????????????????? "But"
Fang Xian looked sad: "I don't know if I can come back now. I just want to be decent."
"All right¡¡"
Since then, Zhang Si and Li Xiaoyao basically changed their clothes.
Xiaoyao cried goodbye to Zhang Si. Although he was moved, he still felt that he had been cheated.
Fang Xian left the port and was waving the oars, preparing to face the legendary wind and waves, when he saw a flash of black in front of his eyes and he had arrived at the small island dock.
"We're here now? Where's the big wind and waves we promised?"
¡¾There is no explanation in the original game, so I have no design here. ¡¿
"Can you hear my complaints?"
¡¾I am a god(-_^). ¡¿
"Well, I just want to say - Uncle Shuisheng is a 2b."
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