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- Grandma waved her hand in front of Fang Xian: "Master, why are you in a daze?"
"Ohwhere were we talking about just now?" Fang Xian was so serious about complaining that he forgot what to say.
"You are afraid that the Black Miao people will come to the island. I said they dare not go to the island. Master, you are young and your memory is not very good." Grandma sighed, thinking that it is a pity that such a ruthless person has a bad memory. .
Fang Xian originally wanted to say - "Black people don't dare to look for others!"
But he thought about it, and in the hearts of these Bai Miao people, Zhang Si was probably the only one in the world who dared to row a boat. If they were allowed to react, he would really die here.
The old man changed his character to this one. Fang Xian gave up and could only adapt to the situation. He gave up the original plan to save everyone, shook his head and said:
"Since you are not afraid of black people, then I will leave."
"Master, stay!" Grandma stopped in front of Fang Xian, "Although I admire you for daring to row a boat at such a young age, letting you go will undoubtedly give the Black Miao people a chance to go to the island - I'm afraid, you have to keep Live here.”
"Pause!"
【\(˙o˙)/, haha, let’s take it off! ! ! 】
"Haha, sister, you are not stupid if you join us!!!"
【Nonsense, it’s just a small change in the part about "water"】
“(#｀′)convex”
【No more nonsense to ask you to marry grandma. 】
"You are cruel."
The suspension is complete.
Fang Xian’s expression remained unchanged, his heart did not beat, and he said sadly:
"Grandma, you don't know something. I have one more thing to do when I go to the island this time."
"oh?"
"My friend Li Xiaoyao, his father Li Xunhuan, and his sister Aunt Li are sick with a strange disease. I stopped by to ask for the elixir."
Grandma shook her head and said: "I can give you an elixir, but forgive me for being offended. I am determined not to let you go back. It's useless even if you take the elixir."
Fang Xian waved his arms and said angrily: "Then I have to get it first. At least I helped Aunt Li get the elixir. I want to do everything I can, and I will be worthy of my conscience."
"As expected, he is an expert and values ??trust, good!" Grandma nodded solemnly and then ordered, "Call Ling'er. She will keep the Purple Gold Pill and give one to the expert."
Fang Xian subconsciously interjected: "Zhao Ling'er is taking a bath outside, in the second pond from the right."
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……
It is better to shut up one's mouth than to have a bad mouth.
"You saidshe's here, taking a bath?" Grandma glared, making Fang Xian horrified.
Fang Xian only hated himself for being rude, but he still had luck in his heart. He scratched his head and interrupted with a silly smile: "Haha, it's amazing. She actually dared to bathe in the water! Master!"
"Let me ask you, how did you know she was taking a bath?!" Grandma pointed at Fang Xian with her cane and asked.
"I can explain."
"Don't explain." Grandma waved her arm, and her scary expression relaxed again, "Since you have settled on the island and have seen Ling'er's body"
"No, no, I don't want to get married just yet" Fang Xian waved his hands in panic.
Grandma said angrily: "Why? In what way is our Ling'er not worthy of you? The appearance of a man and a fisherman is a match made in heaven!"
"That's right, I like Lin Yueru better."
"Lin Yueru? From Yuhang Village?"
"No, no, no, she is in Suzhou City, I want to find her."
Grandma sneered: "Whether it's Suzhou or Yuhang, don't count on it. Just live your whole life here."
Just as we were talking, our heroine finally finished bathing and came belatedly.
?????????????? The old man’s face when making Zhang Si was a bit rough, but when he made Zhao Ling’er, he was definitely meticulous enough to make a fairy or something like that.
Liu Yemei has big eyes, fair and rosy skin, and a face like a peach and plum, crystal clear. Wearing a playful blue short shirt, she is a standard bird-like beauty. Compared with the characters in the old version of the game, she is even better.
Zhao Ling'er only glanced at Zhang Si secretly, then blushed, lowered her head and hid behind her grandma.
Even though Fang Xian has seen countless beauties in the island country, he can't help but feel a little crazy when facing this kind of woman who only exists in his fantasy. It's not because of sperm, but because of human's natural instinct to love beauty.
"Haven't you seen enough?" Grandma waved her cane in front of Fang Xian's eyes, half angry and half smiling, "Don't worry, we will get married tonight, you have plenty of time."
"But Yueru is still waiting for me."
Okay, Fang Xian is a little shaken. The essence of people's love for beauty is to reproduce. Sperms are just for the brain, and the protagonist cannot be refined.
"Forget about Yueru." Grandma smiled evilly and whispered into Fang Xian's ear, "We don't have men in Shuiyue Palace. These girls have reached the age of marriage. If you are lucky, you may be able to marry him in the future. Several concubines.”
Hearing this, Fang Xian fell into a fierce ideological struggle.
Anyone who has played this game knows that there are three heroines in it.
Zhao Ling'er - a little bird who cares about people, knows magic and can warm the bed.
Lin Yueru - a savage princess with a lively and cute temperament, and a strong s/m tendency. Personally, I think her essence is somewhat similar to Princess Jianning in "The Deer and the Cauldron".
Anu - a very good Miao girl, the tragedy was that she appeared too late, leaving little impression.
Regarding these three people, players each have their own preferences. There is nothing to argue about who is better and who is worse. Just like them.
An important reason why Fang Xian gave up Zhang’s fourth-line mission was to meet Lin Yueru. If he had known that his grandma was so stupid, he would have stopped being such a good person and rowed his own boat to Suzhou. In order to leave a good first impression on Lin Yueru, he would rather give up Zhao Ling'er, otherwise he would be in trouble when the time comes.
But nowthis is another fairy tale line!
Live in Shuiyue Palace with dozens of beauties including Zhao Linger!
Unfortunately, Fang Xian only has one week.
Are you going to go out and see Lin Yueru, or are you going to be a living god here for a week?
"Master, you have a nosebleed." Grandma handed a handkerchief to Fang Xian.
"Thank you, I'll think about it."
"Think about it slowly and get married at night." Grandma showed a smile of "I understand", turned to the two beauties and said, "Shuiyue, Tianlan, take the master back to the room to rest."
So, Fang Xian was pulled into the bedroom by two shy beauties.
Shuiyue: "When we get married in the evening, the newlyweds have to wear new clothesbut we don't have men to serve us here. I'd like to ask you, master, to take off your clothes and let us sisters take them and wash them thoroughly."
"No need." Fang Xian sat on the bed blankly.
Tianlan: "Master, are you looking down on us?"
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Tianlan lowered her head and whispered softly: "I heard what grandma just said"
As she said that, she and Shuiyue looked at each other, and the two women's faces turned red at the same time.
Shuiyue: "Master, why do you have a nosebleed again?"
"No problem."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
The picture flashed, time flew by, and the scene of the wedding night was reached in an instant.
"Pause, can you prepare me mentally?"
【Little devil, do you want to thank me for skipping the boring cutscene? 】
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【Why don't you complain? I'm waiting to take action. 】
"I'm wondering where I, Zhang Si, can go, and whether I can reach Suzhou"
【Haha, don't worry, this is a free game process, nothing is hard-coded. 】
"By the way, I will meet her later that?"
【Of course, I pay the most attention to authenticity. 】
"But usually, doesn't this screen turn black and then become 'the next day'?"
【How did you know? 】
"Are you having trouble with your brain or am I having trouble with your brain? Then how can we xxoo?"
【You will know it soon, let’s go to the plot】
The suspension is complete.
Zhao Ling'er sat on the bed in shame, not daring to raise her head. Fang Xian was pacing in front of the bed, thinking about ways to escape from Fairy Island.
Ling'er mustered up her courage and said, "Are you thinking how to escape?"
Zhao Ling'er didn't speak, but when he spoke out, Fang Xian felt numb all over.
By the way, people often criticize - the protagonists who get weak in the legs when seeing women are all weaklings!
But no one has ever called the protagonist who gets weak at the sound of a woman’s voice a weakling, because such women do exist, and everyone has this happen to them occasionally, so I’m embarrassed to scold myself.
Ling'er's voice is certainly not that of Lin Chiling's. It's not so artificial, it's natural, sweet to the core, blood, and soul!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? said too much.
In short, after Fang Xian heard this voice, he felt like peeing in the middle of winter. He shivered for a long time (every man knows this). His heart could be said to be filled with endless feelings and emotions.
"Brother Zhang Siwhat's wrong with you?" Ling'ertianReally big eyes flickering.
"Ahem" Fang Xian forced himself to act like a man, "Ling'er, you don't know something. My brother's father's sister is still critically ill. Although you gave me the Purple Gold Pill, I can't give it to you. I feel very unwilling to be in the hands of my brother’s father’s sister.”
"It doesn't matter." Ling'er timidly pinched the corners of her clothes, "Everyone is going to pay homage to Master tomorrow morning, you can escape then"
"Good Ling'er!" Fang Xian had no doubt about the authenticity of Zhao Ling'er's words. The plot in the game was exactly like this. Fang Xian got back on track after going around in a circle by mistake.
"Heyalthough you and I didn't do anythingbut we have paid homage to heaven and earth. I hope you won't forget me after you leave" Zhao Ling'er's body trembled slightly and she sobbed softly.
“Okay, seeing this pitiful scene, Fang Xian’s legs went weak.
Let Zhao Ling'er cry like this? And then run away laughing the next morning?
"Stop making trouble, even Monk Tang can't do this. As long as the two spherical objects below you are still there, no matter how determined your mind is, it will be instantly melted by this scene."
"Ling'er" Fang Xian hugged Zhao Ling'er into his arms, speaking in a manly tone, "You and I are married, how can I forget you? I promise you to be my friend's father's sister. The moment I take the Purple Gold Pill, no matter whether the sky collapses or the earth collapses, I will rush back here with all my strength and take you with me."
"Fourth brother"
"Ling'er"
The two hugged each other tightly. Instinctively, he pulled off the other person's clothes. Fang Xian kissed Zhao Ling'er's crystal clear cheek gently, just when his hands were about to touch the soft things
Wow, the screen went black.
"I fucked your grandma, but in the end you still played tricks on me!"
【please choose——】
【1: Black screen, skip this plot and go directly to the next morning. 】
【Two: Save and exit the game, and do this with Zhao Linger in reality. 】
"Wtf? omg? Hahaha? This is also okay?!"
"Of course, I said, I am God. 】
"Wait a minute, Zhao Ling'eris this woman a real person?"
"Of course, it's hard to make these little people. I just implanted some memories and personalities into them. As for their body structure, they are no different from humans in the 21st century. 】
"Are you Ya Nuwa?"
【If you don’t know him, I know Brother Ye. 】
"That meansI can bring Zhao Ling'er back to realityto live together?"
【Stop making trouble, are you dreaming? You can only do this during the week of the game. 】
"Oh I want to ask, if I play Li Xiaoyao, what is the final reward?"
【Choose any three items in the game to bring back to the real world, and select three game characters to bring back to the real world. 】
"Oh, this is unfair, why does Mao Zhangsi only have one fish and one net??!!"
【Are the difficulties different? 】
"Then what if I"
【Impossible, don't think about it, do you think Li Xiaoyao's online mission is causing trouble? Only those who have obtained the true biography of Jiujianxian are qualified to proceed with the subsequent plot. Every step of the journey will be startling, and they will be useless as soon as they die. 】
"I said if."
【Depending on my mood, if you can really use Zhang Si's identity to complete Li Xiaoyao's plot I may even give you a special reward——乀(ˉeˉ乀). 】
"Well, I can do it!"
【Stop being paranoid, I'm already making a map of the Soviet Union and I'm going to vomit. Hurry up and choose, one or two? 】
"Nonsense, two!"
Human life is very short.
Opening your eyes and closing them - what kind of scene is this? !
In a business suite of a five-star hotel.
The charming Zhao Linger.
Soft big bed.
"Is this really reality? This is unscientific!" Fang Xian shouted while holding his head.
"Fourth brother, where are we?" Zhao Ling'er looked around blankly.
Ling'er's voice brought Fang Xian back to reality. After he pinched himself to confirm that he was not dreaming, his state instantly switched to the cool and elegant route, with a very masculine smile on his face——
"Here, please call me Brother Xian."
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