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- As the saying goes, enemies don't always get together, there will always be some unhappy people in this unhappy place.
Fang Xian looked at each other for a long time with the man and woman in front of the table two meters away.
"Fang Xian?! Is that you?" The man swallowed and asked timidly.
"Yes, what a coincidence."
"The new hair style is nice"
The scene is frozen, and the relationship between the characters begins to be explained¡ª¡ª
The woman at the table next to him was Zhang Lili, the ex-girlfriend who Fang Xian had muttered about, who ruined his fantasy about women. The man opposite her is Fang Xian's college classmate Li Chao, the kind of person she is familiar with. Fang Xian really didn't know that Zhang Lili ended up hanging out with this guy after breaking up with him. Li Chao was shorter, fatter, and smoother than Fang Xian. Fang Xian sighed, "When people go downhill, why did Zhang Lili find such a person? Could it be that she has also changed her attitude towards men."
Seeing the awkward situation, Li Chao greeted: "Come over and share a table. It's been a long time. Let's have a drink."
"But Zhang Lili didn't say a word, as if she didn't know Fang Xian.
This scene is just like what Gotye complained about in his song - after a romantic couple breaks up, why does a woman have to treat herself as a stranger? Is there no righteousness in business?
Fang Xian also felt strangely uncomfortable and declined: "No, you have almost finished eating, so I won't delay you anymore."
Li Chao was about to continue what he was saying when Linger spoke up.
"Brother Xian, when traveling in the world, you need to make many good friends. Come and sit down together!"
Fang Xian whispered: "Don't make trouble, the woman at that table is the terrible woman I told you about."
"Ah, this is what you're getting divorced from" Ling'er looked at Zhang Lili with her big, watery eyes, as if she were looking at a stray cat or dog, full of sympathy.
Li Chao was stunned for a moment, then he said hello: "Then let's sit together"
The four people gathered around the table, extremely embarrassed.
Li Chao had to find another topic: "Fang Xian, your girlfriend"
Ling'er smiled sweetly and said, "She's not my girlfriend, he is my husband-in-law, I am his wife, and we are already married."
The three of them were suddenly sweating, turned to stone, and embarrassed
Fang Xian didn¡¯t know how to explain it. He said he was playing a game? Stop making trouble, it won't break Zhao Ling'er's heart, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet and smile: "Yes, we are already married."
"So sudden?!" After Li Chao was shocked, he swallowed his envy, jealousy, and hatred, and pretended to be overjoyed, "It's a flash wedding! There's no wedding banquet, come on, come on, have a drink!"
Over there, Zhang Lili lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, treating herself as a decoration, but the squeaking sound of her teeth revealed her mentality at this time.
Ling'er felt sad again when he saw her. He pulled Fang Xian's clothes and whispered, "Brother Xian, don't neglect me like this."
"I didn't neglect you?" Fang Xian took a sip of beer in his mouth and was very puzzled.
Ling'er snarled angrily at Zhang Lili, who was playing with her cell phone with her head down: "I'm talking about the sister you abandoned."
"flutter¡¡"
"flutter¡¡"
Fang Xian and Li Chao spurted out two mouthfuls of beer almost at the same time.
Ling'er's words can be described as truly domineering Although Fang Xian was frightened, his face was raised to the highest point.
¡°Just imagine, if Fang Xian came alone today, the situation would be¡ª¡ª
Drinking the sullen wine, his girlfriend was robbed.
The adulterer and adulterer boasted, turned left and jumped into the well.
But the situation changed as soon as Linger¡¯s words came out¡ª¡ª
Fang Xian was cruel and divorced his wife, while Li Chao picked up the bones.
I met Le Youyou by chance in a tavern, and the cat cried and the mouse sprayed the wine to death.
Li Chao wanted to have a fit on the spot, but looking at Zhao Ling'er's harmless look, he couldn't help it. Diaosi had to be polite in front of a goddess of this level.
Zhang Lili¡¯s face twitched, but Quan pretended not to hear it and continued to play with her phone with her head down, the sound of grinding her teeth getting stronger.
"Hey" Zhao Ling'er gave a short sigh and said leisurely to Zhang Lili, "Sister, I want to treat my husband well. If you make brother Xian unhappy like that, don't blame him for being divorced. But I think you are now It's unbearable to give up on yourself. Although your current husband-in-law is ugly and short in stature, he is your husband-in-law after all. You should treat him well in the future and never be divorced again."
There were not many people in the restaurant at night, and Zhao Ling'er's voice was very penetrating. When he heard this, even the shop owner shuddered - the girl was so cruel that she didn't give her any chance of survival.
Li Chao and Zhang Lili were already frozen in place. Here, Zhao Ling'erFaced with the understatement and sarcastic momentum, they were already shocked and had no idea how to react or respond.
Fang Xian felt secretly happy, but he was also afraid that the other party would be really anxious and cause the police to take notes again.
"Ling'er! Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly!" Fang Xian pretended to be angry and winked at Zhao Ling'er.
Ling'er nodded stupidly: "Brother Xian won't let me speak, so I won't!"
After saying this, I saw her start to sweep away the spicy hotpot on the plate with a whirlwind of momentum. From time to time, she would take a big sip of cold beer to relieve the spicy food. When she ate, she was not at all as peaceful as usual.
"My wife is ignorant, don't mind." Fang Xian hurriedly poured wine for Li Chao.
Li Chao stood up in shock and said, "Fang Xian, let's go out and chat alone."
"Okay." Fang Xian wondered if he was going to fight? Not really, but he still responded, "Ling'er, you are delicious, stop bickering with your sister."
Linger nodded while sweeping up the food.
The two men left the shop, and Li Chao asked in a face-to-face manner:
"What do you mean?"
Fang Xian asked back: "What do you mean?"
"What do I mean?"
"When did you and Zhang Lili get along? Why didn't I know?"
"It's early." Li Chao looked like he was in need of a slap - you hit me, you hit me, you have the ability to hit me.
Strongly insert a description of Li Chao's appearance: short, fat, short-cut, description completed.
Fang Xian stared at Li Chao, then patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, thank you for continuing. You will suffer in the future."
"" Li Chao was silent for a long time, but these words actually spoke to Li Chao's heart, and the previous gangster aura was instantly melted away, "Hey woman"
"They are all people who have been here before, I understand." Fang Xian shook his head, "You have to spend 20 hours a week with her. If you can't see her, you have to chat on the phone for 2 hours a day. In addition to going to the cinema, you have to spend more time It's shopping, but even so, you still have to bear her thoughts, and she will always have a reason to annoy you."
Li Chao almost cried when Fang Xian told him, so he just lay on Fang Xian's shoulder: "Brother Xian why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"You didn't ask."
""
"Don't be sad, this is love, men all over the world are struggling."
"The same to you?"
¡°I¡¯m struggling with other things.¡±
"What?"
"Imperial household registration."
""
In the small shop, there is another conversation.
Strongly insert a description of Zhang Lili¡¯s appearance: her appearance is acceptable, her figure is acceptable, her hair is long, the description is complete.
Seeing that Fang Xian had left, Zhang Lili dared to speak: "When did you meet him?"
"Well let me do the math" Zhang Ling'er muttered while chewing a big meatball, "A few hours ago."
"You don't know him at all." Zhang Lili snorted, trying to regain some momentum, "How can a girl be so rash?"
"We have paid homage to Heaven and Earth. Brother Xian is a good man. He can also row a boat!"
""
"That eldest brother is really nice. There are too few men who are willing to marry a divorced woman. Congratulations!"
""
The shop owner shuddered again, feeling that this night was both magical and terrifying.
In the end, nothing happened. Li Chao and Fang Xian said goodbye with tears, but it was a pity that it was too late to get to know each other. On the contrary, the shop owner gave Fang Xian a 30% discount. Working at night makes him sleepy easily, and the presence of a ruthless character like Zhao Ling'er several times can keep people energetic.
After having a drink and a meal, Fang Xian originally wanted to look for a small shop that sold clothes so that he could dress up to make Zhao Ling'er look normal. However, Zhao Ling'er was so eye-catching that he felt that if he continued like this, he would be beaten sooner or later. With eyes filled with envy and hatred, he gave up the plan and quickly took Ling'er back to the hotel.
¡°Unfortunately, unfortunately, on the small road not far from the hotel entrance, I happened to meet two black people who were out to have fun.
Fang Xian's first reaction was to avoid, holding Ling'er's hand and walking away with his head lowered.
But the black man couldn't let him get what he wanted. He whistled and stuck out his tongue and rushed here to act wild.
Everyone knows that black people are black, and the night is also black. At night, black people will merge with the darkness.
?As everyone knows, black people¡¯s tongues are pink and tender.
Therefore, when facing a black man sticking out his tongue late at night, you can only see one tongue.
At this time, Zhao Ling'er sawThey are two big wriggling tongues.
Ling'er suddenly pulled Fang Xian behind him: "Long-tongued monster! Brother Xian, be careful."
"You misunderstood, this is"
Before Fang finished chatting, he saw Linger closing her eyes and chanting a spell in a low voice¡ª¡ª
"The strong wind comes and becomes the fangs of beasts!"
"Why does it seem like a Western Fantasy spell"
Ling'er stood in front of his chest with his hands like lotus fingers, opened his eyes suddenly, shouted loudly (Jiaohe), and moved his hands forward.
A cool breeze blew through the night, which was very sultry
"" Ling'er was shocked, took a step back and said, "No, this long-tongued monster is immune to my spells!"
Fang Xian was speechless: "Fortunately, I am immune"
The two black men laughed: "Come-on, man!"
Fang Xian stiffened his head and responded: "Hey-man, how-are-you?"
The two black men were stunned for a moment¡ª¡ª
"Fine."
Fang Xian: "no, no¡ª¡ªfine, thank-you, and-you?"
"What?" The black man was obviously shocked by the People's Education English version.
Ling'er exclaimed: "Brother Xian, you are so powerful, you can actually communicate with the long-tongued monster!"
In fact, the black brothers are still very friendly. This is not their territory and they dare not make the decision.
The black man in front asked tentatively: "Do-you-know-now, where-can-i-find-a-girl?"
Fang Xian suddenly realized that they were just looking for a show of love.
"taxi! taxi! go-sanlitun!"
¡°Sanlitun?¡±
"Yes, yes."
"Thank-you!"
After a few words that neither party understood, Fang Xian smiled and watched the two black men get into the taxi.
What is "sanlitun"?
¡°Obviously, this is a place name¡ªSanlitun. That place is very close to the embassy district and so on. There are many bars, and foreigners often visit here. Therefore, those pretty girls who want to get married and devote themselves to the great diplomatic cause will gather here. As long as you are a foreigner, even a bald and poor man in his fifties can easily find an affair here.
(Knowledge! Knowledge! Geographic knowledge! Mushroom will reveal a complete Imperial City to you. Don¡¯t forget me when you visit the Imperial City in the future. The people of the Imperial City have the right to treat me as nonsense.)
No matter the situation, it seems that the black brothers are still very polite.
On the way, Linger came back and recited all the spells.
After practice, the wind spell can only stir up a slight breeze; the fire spell has only a handful of warm current; the thunder spell has an electric star, similar to the one produced when taking off a sweater; and the earth spell has a few grains of sand.
It can be said that this kind of spell is basically useless in reality, and it can't even spread an egg.
?????????????????? However, restorative spells are still useful. The effect of the Guanyin Mantra or something like that still makes Fang Xian feel comfortable. I don¡¯t know if it can bring him back to life. I¡¯ll try again later.
"Brother Xian, how do you communicate with those long-tongued monsters?"
"They are not tongue monsters, they are black people."
"Black person?"
"They originally lived in Africa and then spread out"
"Africa?"
"Forget it, I'll buy you a book tomorrow and let's go back first. Remember, most people in this world are very friendly, don't make any judgments based on their appearance."
The hotel lobby is very quiet late at night.
??It¡¯s really to bring a beautiful woman in period costume into a hotel in the middle of the night
The hotel security guard swallowed the smear while the waiter secretly cursed the pervert.
After returning to the room, the sheets were mostly dry, but he still couldn't lie down. Fang Xian turned on the computer and prepared to continue the game. He took Zhao Ling'er's hand and double-clicked the "pal.exe" icon.
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