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Volume 1: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 016 A Small Farewell Is Better than a New Love, a Big Farewell Is Boundless

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    Uncle Ding pulled Fang Xian and rushed into the island with the most desperate posture in his life. The magical wind protection spells were all a joke, and they all dissipated in front of the uncle's enthusiasm and momentum.

    It was another calm morning. The uncle and Fang Xian rushed across the small bridge and arrived in front of the main hall of Shuiyue Palace.

    ¡°Damn it, there¡¯s not even a woman, I¡¯m afraid the black people have taken the lead!¡± Uncle Ding cursed angrily.

    "It's always like this here. Let's go to the palace first." Fang Xian was also very anxious. He couldn't control other women. It wouldn't be fun if anything happened to Ling'er.  It sounds nice to be angry over a beauty, but only the person involved knows the pain. Who wants his wife to be kidnapped by a bunch of black people?

    The moment he entered Shuiyue Palace, Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief.

    Everything is as usual, a bunch of girls are strolling here, it seems that the maze has been cracked, and the Black Miao people have not been here yet.

    Shui Yue happened to be at the door, and when she saw Fang Xian appear, she was overjoyed: "Young Master is finally back. Grandma had a hard time looking for you."

    Fang Xian gasped and forced a smile: "I had a hard time looking for grandma."

    Shuiyue hid her face and smiled: "Master, wait a moment, I will call grandma and young lady over."

    Shuiyue had just turned around when she heard loud and hearty laughter suddenly burst out.

    "Ha-ha-ha-" Uncle Ding was already crying with joy, hugging Fang Xian tightly with red eyes, "My good son-in-law treats me well, I have no regrets in this life!"

    ¡°¡­Don¡¯t be in a hurry, I¡¯ll tell you after you see grandma, please be gentle¡­I¡¯m not firewood.¡±

    Uncle Ding wiped his tears and asked, "Grandma? Who is she?"

    "This" Fang Xian followed his father-in-law's lead and made up an excuse in an instant, "She is the madam here. If you want to pick up girls, you have to go through her first."

    "Oh?" Uncle Ding frowned and touched his pocket, "It's broken. I went out in a hurry and didn't bring any silver"

    "It's okay, it's okay, grandma is very easy to talk to."

    "That's good. If I don't have enough money, I have to borrow some from my husband."

    ""

    Grandma¡¯s style is still the same. Before anyone arrives, she has already arrived¡ª¡ª

    "My grandson-in-law! He's finally back!"

    Uncle Ding and Fang Xian's cheeks twitched at the same time.

    The uncle slowly turned his head: "She saidwhat kind of son-in-law?"

    "I have reported to you that I am dead here"

    But he saw that Uncle Ding was not angry but smiled: "Haha, a good son-in-law is really charming!"

    Fang Xian sighed, what if all father-in-laws in the world were like this? Ancient times were good, life in the Southern Song Dynasty was endlessly joyful.

    Grandma ran over quickly on a cane and was about to have a nice talk, but when she saw Uncle Ding, she suddenly froze.

    (The Korean drama¡¯s shocking music sounds.)

    Uncle Ding looked at his grandma, surprised, shocked and frightened.

    "It's you" Grandma's rough face relaxed, revealing the look of a Korean drama heroine.

    "It'sit's really you" Uncle Ding also turned the pages rapidly in his mind, remembering the past vividly.

    (The picture changes to the effect of an old movie, and the soft music of a Korean drama plays.)

    It was a rainy afternoon, and grandma took Linger to Yuhang Town.

    The money in my hand is all gone, and I have nothing to eat.

    Uncle Ding, who had just finished chopping firewood, was in high spirits, oh no, Brother Ding appeared!

    "Girl, this is what you are doing!"

    "Sir, this is"

    "Then, it was a crazy night. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it is better to say that a hungry man is not selective about what he eats.

    Fortunately, Xianglan Xiulan was still young at this time and did not remember this terrifying scene.

    time flies.

    (The music stops, and the scene returns to this moment in a hazy transition.)

    Uncle Ding's tears welled up in his eyes: "Tutu, you you you lost weight"

    "Pounce" Fang Xian fell to the ground.

    ?? Rabbit¡­ Rabbit¡­ Rabbit¡­ Rabbit¡­

    This guy has something to do with "Tutu". Why is Mao followed by "Zi"?

    Thin?  You are 1.6 meters tall and weigh 160. Have you lost weight?

    With a snap, grandma¡¯s crutch fell to the ground.

    "Tintin Bearyou are old." Grandma stretched out her hands, her voice trembling.

    This time Fang Xian held on, saying that Uncle Ding was Tintin Bear was barely acceptable.

    But after he vomited completely, he looked up and saw the scene of two people hugging each other and crying.

    "Push" fell to the ground again.

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Xian was almost dead, so he quickly came up to help him.

    ¡°Sir, let me help you go in and rest¡­¡±

    Fang Xian insisted: "Wait I still have something to say"

    After saying this, he raised his head again.

    Hot kiss, hot kiss, passionate kiss, the two beauties burst into tears and entered a state of selflessness.

    Tongue!  It's the tongue!  Grandma¡¯s tongue is so hairy, and it¡¯s dripping from her mouth!

    "Plop, plop." Fang Xian fell to the ground and fainted, foaming at the mouth.

    Shuiyue hurriedly called Tianlan and dragged him into the room together.

    "This expert must be tired from rowing. He has two round trips in two days. Even the gods can't bear it."

    ¡­¡­

    That night.

    Fang Xian opened his eyes and saw Ling'er feeding him porridge.

    He only felt warm in his mouth and warm in his heart. He raised his hand and gently held Ling'er.

    "It's better for you Rabbit, Rabbit, Tintin, Bear and so on are all bad people"

    Ling'er was no longer shy at this time, pinched Fang Xian's nose and said with a smile: "It's true of you, why do you faint at every turn? Weren't you very powerful last night?"

    Fang Xian gave a bitter smile, thinking about it, he vomited three times a day, all the acidic water in his stomach was drained out, he was hurt by Uncle Ding again, and finally he was hit by the ultimate kiss-kissing skill, it would be strange if he could hold on.

    Linger put down the bowl and sang softly¡ª¡ª

    "Guanyin Buddha is incredible and saves all sentient beings all the time."

    "The left hand picks the nectar, and the right hand holds the willow branch."

    After singing the Guanyin Mantra, white light merged into Fang Xian's body, and his weak body was moisturized again.

    This is completely different from the Guanyin Mantra in reality!

    Fang Xian jumped out of bed, refreshed. At this time, he was confident that he could withstand a kiss that would kill him.

    "Ling'er, what time is it now?"

    "Three moments of You hour."

    ¡°¡­Didn¡¯t I teach you modern timekeeping?¡±

    "Oh let me think about it." Ling'er counted on her fingers, clapped her hands and shouted, "About six o'clock in the evening."

    Fang Xian screamed in his heart that he had been dizzy for too long.

    ¡°Take me to grandma quickly, it¡¯s urgent.¡±

    "But grandma is busy" Ling'er said coquettishly, "She told me before she and the uncle entered the room - a small farewell is better than a new love, and a big farewell is endless joy"

    "Happiness - no - side -?" Fang Xian was stunned, and in a daze he heard the roar in the next room.

    "It's okay to disturb them at this time, right?" Ling'er asked.

    "No, I have to worry about this, otherwise I won't be able to have endless fun in the future." Fang Xian shook his head, put on his clothes, and left the room resolutely.

    Sure enough, as soon as I arrived at the door of my grandma¡¯s room, I heard a tsunami-like sound from the bed inside.

    "My father-in-law must have been holding it in for a long time. I slept for more than ten hours, and he is still okay." Although Fang Xian was not good at ruining other people's good things, he couldn't care less when the matter was urgent.  He bravely knocked on the door and said, "Grandma, father-in-law, Zhang Si, I have something urgent to report."

    Hearing the sound of the bed inside, there was a pause, and then Uncle Ding shouted at the top of his voice: "Just say it!"

    After that, the roar like a tsunami continued.

    Fang Xian had no choice but to yell: "The Floating Lotus Maze outside has been cracked. As expected, the Black Miao people will attack tonight. Whether to fight or flee, I hope the two elders will decide!"

    Soon, Uncle Ding¡¯s heart-rending voice came from inside: ¡°Flee for a while, you¡¯re a bastard, this island is covered by me!¡±

    Grandma echoed hoarsely: "As long as Tintin Bear is here, Rabbit is not afraid of anyone!"

    After swallowing a mouthful of sour water, Fang Xian couldn't help but sigh - woman, woman, this is a woman.

    When there is no man to rely on, women will pretend to be strong or even cold, but when there is a man, even grandma will become so submissive.

    Fang Xian continued to ask: "Since we have decided to fight, why don't we two take a rest first and come out to discuss strategies together."

    ¡°Shang Gedan, I¡¯ll leave it to you. Just come and call us when they call.¡±

    "Yeslet's talk about itat that timeBrother Dingslow downpeople"

    "Push¡ª¡ª" Fang Xian barely supported his body. Fortunately, he had the support of the Guanyin Mantra, which saved the last bit of acidic water in his stomach.

    Ling'er looked sluggish and envious: "Sure enough, the joy is boundless"

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