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- There are three main types of invading Black Miao people.
One is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a blue student sportswear similar to that of the 1990s; the other is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a snow hat similar to that of the Soviet Union in the 1990s.
The third one is the leader of the Miao people, a frighteningly bloated middle-aged man.
??We are all middle-aged, and we all have mustaches! ! Why is Mao Toutou such a fat man! ! ! !
Here we have to insert a few personal analysis of Plato's psychological analysis. By the way, the respect of the fairy sword series is for the sake of please the original copyright party.
The Legend of Sword and Fairy series games are produced by Daewoo Information (softstar) in Baodao, and the producer of Sword and Fairy One is Yao Zhuangxian, the founder of modern computer games in China.
"Legend of Sword and Fairy" began production in the early 1990s. At that time, most people born in the 1980s were still playing pinball, and most people born in the 1990s were still gestating in a mysterious space. At this time, Yao Dada was just like us, in his 20s and had just entered social work.
What is the best characteristic of a man of this age?
High-spirited?
Brother, are you very energetic?
Proud of the spring breeze?
Are you very proud of your Sao Nian?
So I shamelessly thought of myself to speculate on my state of mind at this time.
This worldthis worldthis world is the world of middle-aged and elderly people! When we have not reached middle age, we only have a life of being ravaged.
Therefore, any young person will subconsciously have an unspeakable resentment towards middle-aged people. They pick up horses ten years younger than themselves, who are our classmates, so we can only pick up horses ten years younger than ourselves.
They drive cars, and we ride bicycles; they live in serviced apartments, and we live in pigeon cages; they are leaders, and we are younger brothers
Faced with such a powerful middle-aged boss group, we can only choose to endure it, turn our grief into motivation, target our little sisters who are ten years younger than ourselves, and wait for them to turn 16 while working hard.
When they are 16 years old, humph, we will be the boss, the middle-aged boss.
What? The young man under my command? Let y understand what life is.
This hatred lasts forever.
This is the reason why the villains in Fairy Sword No. 1 are all middle-aged bearded men from beginning to end. Perhaps that was the incarnation of Yao Dada¡¯s leadership back then.
Of course, maybe there¡¯s more to the story than that. It is said that the script of Xianyi was written by Yao Dada just after he fell in love. The public version of the reason for falling out of love is because of being busy with work.
As for the folk versionOkay, I'll shut up.
In short, through the psychological analysis of Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Van Gogh and Cezanne, I fully explained why the enemies are all middle-aged bearded men.
According to incomplete statistics, among the humanoid enemies in "Legend of Sword and Fairy One", middle-aged bearded men account for 80%, and the rest are middle-aged fat men, middle-aged thin men and middle-aged bearded men.
Of course, we have to thank the middle-aged bearded men. Without resentment towards them, DaDa would not have been able to write such a tragic script. We also have to thank the beautiful woman who left DaDa. Without her, we would not have been able to play such a classic game. . At the same time, I wish you a happy marriage and a happy family.
Having said so much, it is nothing more than to make everyone happy and gain knowledge by the way. Don¡¯t laugh, this is also knowledge.
??Okay, let¡¯s not talk nonsense. Fortunately, this is the public version. If you are lucky enough to enter v, you will never be so flooded, so don¡¯t worry.
(Of course, if you like this type of water injection, you can mention it in the book review area. I am full of water.)
Back to the main story, I just described the second of the three forms of the Black Miao people. The following is the description of the enemy¡ª¡ª
The leader of the Miao people is a dark-faced man who hides his body in his clothes.
Nonsense, who doesn¡¯t hide their body in clothes?
But what I want to say is that the word "hidden" is used very well. No one knows how fat this guy is. In short, he is two times taller than ordinary people, but the size of his head is the same as that of ordinary people. He has a kind of obesity. The feeling of Xiaotou¡¯s father.
He was sharpening his knives and going to the island happily, bringing dozens of brothers to the island, thinking that he could easily rob Zhao Ling'er
But the scene in front of me is very strange.
A seemingly powerful guy stood at the exit of the maze, holding a mountain-splitting ax behind his head. He was breathing evenly and unhurriedly. He only left a dark back in the moonlight.
¡°Boss, didn¡¯t you say there are only women on the island?¡± The man with a mustache in sportswear approached and asked.
"Don't panic." The leader of Hei Miao waved his sword, pointed at Fang Xian and asked loudly, "Who is coming!"
Soon, the mysterious man¡¯sThe voice came back¡ª¡ª
"Little devil, you have to distinguish who is here and who is the master."
Hei Miao was stunned for a moment and swung the knife again.
"Who is the master!" After saying this, the Heimiao man felt as if he had suffered a loss, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong.
The mysterious man¡¯s voice came again¡ª¡ª
"Haha, I'm actually just a visitor."
"Push" The Miao leader sprayed an unknown substance from his mouth.
¡°Boss, what¡¯s wrong with you?¡± The middle-aged man in the snow hat came closer and asked.
"It's okay I just remembered some past events in school. You know I hate cultural classes the most." The leader of the Black Miao people did not dare to underestimate the mysterious man. He stood guard here with an ax in the middle of the night, as if he had expected everything. , it¡¯s really weird. However, no matter how weird it is, he still has to go to the island to kidnap Zhao Ling'er, otherwise he will be useless for the rest of his life. The leader of the Black Miao people had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue talking nonsense, "No matter who you are and what you mean here, we are going to the island tonight." . I hope you know how to be precise, I ask you to get out of the way now, otherwise, it will be my knife that asks you to get out of the way."
The mysterious man answered him with three long laughs.
"Hahaha¡ª¡ª"
Then, the black shadow floated away, leaving behind a bunch of dumbfounded middle-aged people.
Sportswear: "Boss, what do you say?"
The Black Miao man put his head on his chin and thought: "Don't be impatient for a moment, let me think about it."
Snow Hat: ¡°Boss, IQ doesn¡¯t seem to be our strong point.¡±
The Hei Miao man was convinced and waved his knife with great force for the nth time: "I just don't think it's right! I'm thinking too much, I'm thinking too much, we just go in with the knife raised, this is the style of our brothers! "
On the other side of the peach garden, Fang Xian is in a semi-collapsed state. He knows that pretending to be a mysterious man cannot deceive these guys, just like the target of Zhuge Liang's empty city plan was not Xu Chu.
"Damn it, why haven't we arrived yet?" Fang Xian gasped and ran towards the inner bridge of Shuiyue Palace with all his might. The plan was for Bai Miao, Grandma, Uncle Ding, Ling'er and others to fight at the entrance of the maze. The magnificent scene of the Black Miao people, but why Ling'er has been away for so long and still can't come, neither can he leave nor stay, so he has to wait for a while. Now he has no choice but to retreat to the second line of defense.
Fortunately, I finally saw the team of Bai Miao girls at the Shuiyue Palace Bridge.
"Every team is in position!" Fang Xian shouted, transformed into a mysterious man again, and stopped at the bridge with an axe, preparing to face the middle-aged team, "Are everyone here?"
Shuiyue looked around: "Three people are missing."
"No problem, just those three." Fang Xian groaned. It seems that the management here is not easy. There are disobedient children everywhere. "Tell me their names. I will beat them after killing the enemy." butt."
Shuiyue was frightened for a moment, and then reported the names of these three people¡ª¡ª
"Grandma, Ding Daxia, Zhao Ling'er."
"flutter¡¡"
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