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Volume One: The Blackened Zhang Si in the World of Fairy Sword 187 Song Qingshu¡¯s Requiem

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    Late one night, outside the Emei woman's bedroom.

    The sound of the rolling wind was loud, and a sculptured figure walked across the sky.

    The game timeline looks very confusing at first glance, but if you make good use of it, it is extremely convenient.  .

    Song Qingshu stood peeping out of the window with a solemn expression.

    "Junior Sister ZhaoCome on, Junior Sister ZhaoI will definitely be able to do it tonight"

    Song Yuanqiao came over at the same time and saw that his son had not changed his traitorous nature. He just sighed and came over and gave his son a hammer on the shoulder.

    "How many times have I said this, why are you still reading? Aren't you afraid that you'll break it?" Song Yuanqiao grabbed Song Qingshu and walked back to the forest.

    "I'm used to itthis behavior is addictive. Besides, I still can't forget the death of my seventh uncle" Song Qingshu's reason for peeping was really too grand.

    "Hey Old Seventh" Song Yuanqiao lamented, then clenched his fist angrily, "Dog thief Chen Youliang, if I know his whereabouts, I will cut him into pieces!"

    "Same feeling." The father and son finally had the same understanding of one thing.

    Between grief and anger, the trio of divine eagles fell from the sky.

    As soon as the divine eagle put the two of them down, they slipped away: "You guys discuss it, I'll go and stand guard to avoid getting wind of it!"

    After saying that, he flew straight towards the women's dormitory.

    Zhu'er cursed "Seziao" as usual.

    "HeyBrother Diao is so persistent, let's just obey him this time." Fang Xian himself doesn't have enough confidence. He has done bad things, so he can't help but make others happy. The existence of the Emei Sect is really good news for the majority of male martial arts compatriots.  .

    Song Qingshu was shocked and said: "It's amazing, I just got a piece of news and they fell from the sky. It's really amazing!"

    "Well, I haven't seen that god for a long time." Fang Xian was gearing up. Sure enough, this game doesn't waste time.  If there is progress, clues will soon appear, "Senior, what's the news?"

    "This" Song Qingshu took out a tattered piece of papyrus stained with an unknown yellow substance from his bag, his expression was both entangled and nymphomaniacal.

    Fang Xianhu's eyes widened and he looked stern: "This color this blurry color of yellow and black could it be"

    Song Qingshu nodded solemnly: "Yes."

    "flutter¡­¡­"

    It was Zhu'er and Song Yuanqiao who were being sprayed, and Fang Xian's ability to bear it now has no bottom line.

    Song Yuanqiao's eyes were full of tears: "Sonwhy are you getting deeper and deeper"

    "No, no. I bumped into this accidentally. How could it be that we did something like peeping at an Emei woman's toilet!!!" Song Qingshu's face was full of justice, and we have reason to believe him.  However, after being glanced at with suspicion by everyone, Song Qingshu lowered his head and confessed, "It was only two or three times."

    Song Yuanqiao beat his chest and stamped his feet.

    Fang Xian endured his nausea and quickly comforted him: "Don't blame Old Song, I asked Xiao Song to do this."

    "Oh?" Song Yuanqiao saw another glimmer of light.

    Seeing that it was papyrus stained with yellow traces of feces, Fang Xian had roughly guessed the clues.  As soon as he and Song Qingshu hit it off, he naturally wanted to help him get offended.

    "Think about it, Old Song. Since Zhou Zhiruo and Yue Buqun are accomplices, they must communicate with each other regularly, right? If I suddenly return, it would be nice to have someone to take care of me, right?"

    "It makes sense" Song Yuanqiao thought about it for a while, but still didn't understand.  "But what does it have to do with peeping into a woman's toilet?"

    "People have three urgent needs. Maybe Zhou Zhiruo suddenly became anxious when she received the letter from Fei Ge. After the fuss, she didn't bring any paper, so she had to use the secret book as toilet paper. The secret book was stained with feces, so she didn't dare to destroy it.  Well, just throw it into the latrine. In this way, don't we have a chance!!" Fang Xian said this so much that he almost vomited. His reasoning was not so crooked.

    But Song Yuanqiao looked stern: "There is truth!"

    Zhu Er¡¯s face twitched: ¡°Is Song Daxia you born to be persuaded? I believe this!!!¡±

    But Song Qingshu was surprised and admired at the same time: "Brother Tian is really a fortune teller!! I expected this!!!"

    Zhuer was unable to complain: "Okay"

    Fang Xian himself almost admired himself for being able to predict so much just by relying on the papyrus stained with shit-yellow substance Of course, he also had to thank Senior Song Qingshu for his usual urine-prone nature that gave him room to perform.

    Song Qingshu began to talk eloquently: "That day, I was on the skylight of the women's bathroom Oh no, that day, I was beside Zhiruo and practicing swordsmanship with her, when suddenly I saw a white dove flying over from the sky.  Zhiruo looked panicked and quickly told me to do other things. I thought to myself, there must be something hidden behind the flying pigeon sending the message for no reason! So I secretly hid next to it and took a peek at the witch's back yard Oh no, take a peek at this  The Witch¡¯s Plot.¡±

      Fang Xian: "Senior said that I am unbearably hungry, thirsty, and nauseous, so let's pick the important one, okay?"

    "Yes, yes." Song Qingshu continued with a righteous face, "But as soon as the witch opened the secret message, she suddenly looked coy, frowned, covered her belly and moaned, and the tip of her tongue was slightly"

    "You kid is serious!!!" Song Yuanqiao cursed with a red face.

    "Yes." Song Qingshu continued to look righteous after being scolded, "Then she hurriedly left. I thought to myself, how could I miss such a good opportunity! So I followed her. But in the end, my son was confused.  I saw Zhiruo rushing into the women's toilet in a hurry"

    Song Yuanqiao's attitude improved and he consoled him: "For a big event, it is worth sacrificing your reputation! My father is a liar about this matter, and I guarantee that everyone present will help you keep it a secret."

    "Yes, yes." Song Yuanqiao continued to look righteous after being comforted, "My son thought the same way at the time. For the sake of martial arts justice, it didn't matter if I peeked into the women's toilet! I made a prompt decision, knew the road well, jumped up to the toilet with ease, and lurked by the skylight.  "

    ??Zhuer: "Why is it so easy to drive a car Why is it so easy to drive It's still a hut after a big circle!"

    "Don't interrupt, I enjoyed listening to it!" Fang Xian waved his arms to stop, seeming to be absorbed in it, "Senior, continue, pick the exciting ones."

    "Yes, yes." Song Qingshu was still full of justice after being encouraged, "I looked down outside the sky window and saw Zhiruo rushing into the toilet, taking off her skirt without saying a word, exposing her white butt. In an instant, there was a thunderclap.  , like lightning and thunder, the sky collapses and the earth breaks apart! Colorful purples and reds spurt out in all directions! It¡¯s so unpleasant!¡±

    Fang Xian clapped his hands: "Happy!"

    Song Yuanqiao: ""

    "Yes, yes." Song Qingshu still had a righteous face after being applauded.  "Although the scene was very spectacular, my eyes were not attracted by the plump and upright vagina at all, nor were they disturbed by the relaxed back yard, nor were they tempted by the numbing moans!"

    Fang Xian clapped his legs and shouted: "What a wonderful parallelism sentence. Your college entrance examination essay starts from 50 points!"

    "Thank you." Song Qingshu's face was still full of justice after being praised, "I was not blocked by those indecent, obscene and evil things. At that time, I just stared at the secret letter in Zhiruo's hand, staring intently Unfortunately, the distance  It¡¯s too far away, no matter how hard I look, it¡¯s just a yellow stain¡­oh no, it¡¯s just a blur¡­¡±

    Zhu'er: "Did you really watch it Did you really watch it"

    Fang Xian: "The mascot You is getting better and better. I can't live without You."

    "It's really true." Song Qingshu defended and continued to look righteous, "Just when I was debating whether to show up and snatch it away, I heard Zhiruo moaning - 'Oh, I forgot to bring the paper!'. I was anxious at the time.  Extremely. I wanted to go down and hand the paper to her, just to keep this secret message. Unfortunately, I was still too indecisive. Zhiruo was the head of a group. How could I let them know that I didn't bring paper with me when I went to the toilet! It was too late.  It was fast then. I saw Zhiruo frowning, holding the secret letter in her hand, and then slapped it on her back yard! "

    "Ohwhat a pity!" Fang Xian completely took it in.

    "It's a pity, it's a pity." Song Qingshu continued to have a righteous face after the pity.  "I saw that she didn't wipe it clean after wiping it once, so she folded the secret letter and wiped it again!"

    Fang Xian beat his chest and stamped his feet: "It's too cruel, it's too cruel!"

    "Yes. Yes." Song Qingshu said with a burst of energy, and of course continued to have a righteous look on his face, "These two wipes were not enough, she actually folded the small piece of straw paper a third time! It was only the size of a fingernail.  The toilet paper was wiped on the back yard for the third time!"

    "Eh so disgusting" Even Zhuer was brought in this time.

    "It's just that this time it didn't go so smoothly Zhiruo suddenly screamed, and when she looked at her finger, she accidentally got some on it."

    Song Yuanqiao's body was shocked: "It's actually stained, it's really disgusting!"

    "Yes, even if it got stained, it was this stain that gave me a chance!" Song Qingshu's eyes shone, "After getting stained with feces, Zhiruo was so shocked that she didn't care much and hurriedly threw the toilet paper into the pit.  , she picked up her skirt and went out to find water! In desperation, she didn¡¯t destroy the secret message!¡±

    "Oh?! What a chance!" Fang Xian raised his arms and shouted.

    "Heroes see the same thing!" A fierce look flashed across Song Qingshu's face, "Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?! I must be righteous in the world, so what does it matter if I step into the cesspool of a women's toilet alone!!  !¡±

    Song Yuanqiao almost cried when he heard this: "Good son, you sacrifice your life for righteousness, my father is proud of you!"

    Song Qingshu¡¯s expression was determined: ¡°I¡¯m worried that Zhou Zhiruo will think of this later."When I came to clean the latrine again, I didn't hesitate and immediately jumped into the latrine from the skylight. As soon as I entered, my feet slipped and I fell down in the latrine"

    ¡°¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡± Everyone was silent.

    "Even if I fall and eat shit, even if the stench is to the sky, even if I am very happy, I will not faint. For the sake of martial arts, I will hold on! Then I"

    ¡­¡­

    "I have lived and died for it!" Song Qingshu's eyes were full of blood and tears, holding the yellow-stained papyrus as if he were holding the Holy Grail.

    "Senior, thank you for your hard work!" Fang Xian was filled with emotion as he listened to this earth-shattering requiem, "Now, can you tell me, what is on this?!"

    "Up here" Song Qingshu's face trembled, "There is only shit"

    "" Everyone was silent for a long time.

    Fang Xian was about to cry: "Senior, what you described was vivid and vivid, shocking the world and weeping ghosts and gods, but in the end, is it just a pile of shit?"

    Song Qingshu shook his head sadly and desolately: "Yes, there is only shit on it. I have wiped it repeatedly, looked at the sun, poured water on it and baked it with fire, but I can't see a word except shit, it's still shit."

    "Is this the news that I have been waiting for" Fang Xian sighed, "That's all, let's just treat it as a passionate story. It's not a loss."

    "Yes" Song Qingshu agreed, then stuffed the shit back into his bag.

    "Why do you keep it?!" Song Yuanqiao asked.

    "This take it back and do some research. Maybe we can make new discoveries." Song Qingshu scratched his head while sweating.

    "Throw it away!" Song Yuanqiao finally reacted, "Son, don't fall deeper and deeper into it. If you continue like this, what kind of existence will you be like when you reach my age?!"

    "Butbut, this has research value, and it still has a smell." Song Qingshu clutched the papyrus tightly and refused to let it go.

    "If you don't throw it away, I'll help you! It's the fault of a son who doesn't teach his father, and I can't let you make another mistake." Song Yuanqiao roared angrily, grabbed Song Qingshu's fist, and pulled it.

    ¡°No, no, throw it away in two days!!¡±

    Song Qingshu¡¯s kung fu was still a bit sparse compared to his father¡¯s, and Song Qingshu didn¡¯t dare to use force for fear of damaging the papyrus. The poor secret letter was snatched away by Song Yuanqiao in just two moves.

    "Son, forget all this." Song Yuanqiao sighed sadly, waved his arm, and the tissue paper was torn into pieces and fluttered in the wind.

    Song Qingshu wanted to cry but had no tears.

    Fang Xian looked at this curious scene: "The sky is really full of shit"

    Zhu'er looked at this scene and was suddenly startled: "Wait I know this piece of paper!"

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