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    Watching all the watercrackers fly away in the blink of an eye, Liu Junhao could only be stunned for a moment, turned around and left helplessly, and just eat what he had. Anyway, he was not planning to sell the small loach fish he had raised.

    On the contrary, Professor Zhao couldn't help but laugh when he saw him eating the turtle, as if he had won a game of chess.

    But things were far from what Liu Junhao imagined. The group of watercrackers intensified in the next few days, and the number expanded from a dozen to fifty or sixty. What made him even more depressed was that he didn't know how the waterfowl communicated with each other.  Yes, even green piles of water ducks have fallen in his yard.

    This group of bird thieves is clever. Every time Liu Junhao goes to the backyard to catch them, they all fly away. But as soon as he arrives in the front yard, the waterfowl fly back again, and even the small skin chaser has no effect.  This yard was used as a grain depot when we had big pot meals. We also built several wheat fields for drying grain in the yard. Therefore, the yard was large enough and gave these waterfowls room to maneuver. Xiaopi often ran to the east, where  A group of waterfowl landed in the west, caught a few small fish, and flew away.

    It would be fine if he came once a day, but this group of waterfowl seemed to regard his home as a free hotel. They came several times a day, and there was a trend of more and more visits.

    It¡¯s right to think about it, the ditch is densely packed with eels and loaches, and the waterfowl can eat their fill without any effort, so why don¡¯t they come?

    Professor Zhao, on the other hand, kept praising the intelligence of these waterfowl, and fully understood the essence of the leader's guerrilla warfare. They used the sixteen-character policy of "When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack; when the enemy retreats, we pursue".  Very skillful.

    At first, Liu Junhao didn't care. It was just a few waterfowl. They could eat as much as they could. But seeing the number of waterfowl increasing, he couldn't sit still. No matter how many eels he had, there wouldn't be enough for them to eat.  , especially those half-sized eel seedlings. The green piles are effortless to eat. You can catch one almost by flying down, and you can lose several kilograms in a day.

    "Grandma, you are so lawless, let's see how I deal with you" Seeing the fruits of his labor being destroyed by these waterbirds, Liu Junhao was of course very depressed. He knew that if he did not scare them away, he would probably lose most of the fish he raised.

    ¡°If a tiger doesn¡¯t show off its power, you¡¯ll think I¡¯m a sick cat. He tinkered with a bicycle chain from the house, and then removed the chain one by one. He was going to make a chain ring gun.

    This was a toy that I often played with when I was a child. At that time, whoever had a chain-linked gun with it attached to the waist would walk sideways when walking in school, not to mention how majestic it was. Every time at this time, the classmates would look at it with envy.  , treating people with chains and guns like little leaders.

    Liu Junhao also made one. I remember that in order to make the chain ring gun, he would follow Old Man Liu to the town every market. Of course, he was not selling thirteen incense, but running to the bicycle repair shop to help.  , the purpose is to get a few bicycle chains.

    But the lifespan of this chain-ring gun was not very long. He only played with it for two months before it was taken away by the math teacher.

    Although he hasn¡¯t done this stuff for a few years, he can still remember the specific process, and now he can do it in a decent way.

    Use wire to make a gun handle, then make a bolt and trigger to fix the chain on the gun frame, then install the bolt, and finally add rubber bands, and a chain-ring gun is ready.

    He excitedly got a box of matches, "loaded" the red gauze on the head of the match, then raised his hand and shot at the poplar tree.

    No sound?  Liu Junhao was stunned and checked carefully. It seemed that there were no missing parts. Could it be that the matches were a little damp?

    However, the match head was very dry, and it was all done with just a pinch of the hand. He tried several times, but the chain ring gun did not sound, which puzzled him. Finally, Professor Zhao pointed out the reason with a smile,  It turns out that today's matches are all safety matches and will not ring at all.

    If matches don¡¯t work, then gunpowder is used. Because of this, he went to the town and bought a bunch of clay firecrackers. He also took out a bullet casing in the village and put it on the chain.

    Put some gunpowder into the bullet case, add some iron sand, and shoot at the poplar tree.  Although he had already prepared to stuff it with cotton, the sound still made his ears numb. He didn't expect it to be so powerful.

    The next step was to stay and wait. Liu Junhao wrapped up his raincoat early and lay down under the tree. Watching the group of waterfowl flying closer, he immediately moved the trigger. A loud noise frightened the group of waterfowl and flew away.  However, two unlucky watercrackers bumped into the iron sand and kept flapping their wings on the ground. Unfortunately, they were hit by the iron sand and could no longer fly.  At this time, Xiaopi quickly rushed up and captured them.

    In this way, a new variety of meat has been added to the table for two people. The braised water-cracking chicken is quite delicious. Even at first, it was said that the water-cracking chicken is a protected animal.Professor Zhao from the university was also full of praise and even took the initiative to hit him with a chain gun twice.

    Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. This group of waterfowl also knew that Liu Junhao's yard was quite dangerous. After being hunted several times, they never came to the yard again, and their beautiful life ended.

    When the weather was hot, Liu Laosan led a matchmaker to the door, saying that she wanted to find a wife for Liu Junhao.

    Liu Junhao refused at first, saying that he was still young, but Liu Laosan and the matchmaker repeatedly persuaded him, saying that he was already half-grown, and some children of young people his age could walk. There were no elderly people in his family, so he didn¡¯t need to worry about it now.  It is difficult for a young man who is ten years old to find a wife.

    In the end, Professor Zhao also tried to persuade him, so he had no choice but to nod in agreement.

    The meeting place was at a restaurant in the town. Liu Junhao got up early, washed his face, brushed his teeth and hair, and tidied himself up.  Because the first meeting must be accompanied by an elder. Old Man Liu died early, so he had no elders, so he had to let Professor Zhao pretend to be.

    The matchmaker has already introduced the other party¡¯s situation. She is the same age as Liu Junhao. She is good-looking, has a face with oval seeds and a big butt. She looks like a fertile woman. The matchmaker also emphasized that the woman is a blessed person.

    Originally, Liu Junhao was quite looking forward to this meeting, but who knew that as soon as they met, he would scold the eighteenth generation of the matchmaker: melon-seed face?  Watermelon seeds!

    With a big butt, can you have children?  The butt is indeed big, but the frame is also big. Liu Junhao is so strong and only weighs 150 pounds. The girl is estimated to be 180 pounds.

    No wonder the matchmaker repeatedly emphasized that the woman was a lucky person. How could she not be lucky if she was so fat?

    The result of this blind date was that he did not stay in the hotel for half an hour before hurriedly dragging Professor Zhao and escaping. Who knew that as soon as he arrived in the village, he saw Liu Laosan watching at the door of his courtyard.

    "Xiao Hao, how was the kiss? I think the girl likes it, she's pretty and juicy Hey, don't walk so fast, I haven't finished speaking yet. What's wrong with him?" Liu Laosan was a little confused.  Looking at Professor Zhao who was following behind, Professor Zhao chuckled and led Liu Laosan into the courtyard.

    "Third uncle, are you out of sight? How did you tell that the girl has a face?" Liu Junhao glared at him angrily.

    "Well I'm a little fat, but fat people are blessed, not to mention that their butts are so big that they can have children. If you marry someone back home, I'm sure you'll have a fat boy next year." Liu Laosan said plausibly.

    "Third uncle, if you keep talking about this, I will have to see you off."

    "No, no, your third uncle, why don't I eat these few kilograms of pork from you?" Daqingshan's rule is that once a matchmaker is found, how many kilograms of pork must be cut for the matchmaker, "Your third uncle, I have other things.  thing¡­¡­"

    Seeing that he was going to blast him, Liu Laosan hurriedly told the story: "Xiao Hao, our village has changed so much this year. Ever since these people from the city came, life has gotten better and better. Your third uncle and I  Now that I understand, I¡¯m afraid it¡¯s no longer possible to just farm and dig out food in the soil. I¡¯m thinking about raising more eels, do you think it¡¯s okay? This can be regarded as a cash crop, and I can also make some extra money in my hand.  .¡±

    Rural people accept new things very quickly. Under the influence of tourists, their ideas have changed one after another, and even new terms have appeared in their mouths. Although this cash crop is inappropriate, it is also  A welcome change.

    "Uncle Third, it's not that I don't want to help. You can see clearly that this is how I raise my eels. There is really no secret. If you have any questions, you should ask Uncle Zhao. He is an expert from the provincial capital."  He was afraid of being questioned by the villagers these days. As soon as he arrived in the village, he was chased and asked about his experience in raising eels. He was also asked to see if there was anything wrong with the eels. People from nearby villages even came to ask for advice.  Treated as a fishery expert.

    This made Liu Junhao quite helpless. He knew how deep his water was. Without that peculiar stone lock, he would be nothing.

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