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- People get tired easily soon after eating. Pang Xu talked for a while and put his head on his head, then stretched out his hand to pull Liu Junhao and let him sit there.
Seeing that he was about to take off his shoes, Liu Junhao hurriedly shouted: "You kid, you don't want to smoke my eels to death again, please put on your smelly shoes quickly."
"Damn, I just washed them last night." Pang Xu said, already putting his big feet into the water, "The fish in this water seem to have a therapeutic effect. After soaking my feet in this pool last time, I didn¡¯t itch for a long time, but then I got the infection again because I wore old shoes. By the way, what¡¯s the name of the fish you mentioned?¡±
"What nonsense, how many times did you soak in the water to cure athlete's foot? That fish is called Roumaisi." Liu Junhao denied it, but kept thinking in his heart, could the water in the ditch really cure athlete's foot? The effect?
"Comfortable" Not long after Pang Xu put his feet into the water, a large group of half-sized meaty wheat shreds gathered under the water, and they kept ticking on the board of Pang Xu's big feet.
Knowing that this foodie would not listen to his persuasion, Liu Junhao had no choice but to smile bitterly and let him harm the fish in the ditch.
"Uncle Xiao Hao!" At this moment, the furry boy was shouting at the top of his lungs in the front yard.
"Here he is, come here." Liu Junhao responded.
The first one to run into the backyard was the little flower dog. It was almost knee-high now. When it saw Liu Junhao, it immediately jumped on the stone affectionately and kept wagging its tail at him.
"This dog is very cute, come here, puppy!" Pang Xu also stretched out his hand to tease him.
Who knew that the little flower dog didn't give him face? It barked at Pang Xu, stretched out its mouth and caught the corner of his clothes, and bit it fiercely with its teeth.
¡°Get out of here!¡± Pang Xu quickly pulled his clothes out of its mouth.
The little flower dog barked at him again before swaggering off the stone. However, it is obviously interested in Pang Xu Earth Shoes. He raised his hind legs. Just pee on it.
"Damn. My Adidas sneakers. Five hundred yuan." Pang Xu turned around and looked. Suddenly it felt like being stung by a scorpion. Jump up from the stone. Kick the culprit with your bare feet.
The flower dog is very responsive. Just clip it to the tail and crawl into the vegetable patch.
"Are they so expensive? I went out to the street two days ago and saw that these shoes were also sold at street stalls. They only cost more than thirty yuan a pair." Looking at him holding the shoes stained with dog urine, he looked like he was mourning for his heir. Liu Junhao asked with some confusion.
"What look? Do you know this is the real thing? Authentic Adidas. Don't compare it with the copycat version." When Pang Xu heard this, he was filled with indignation. He bought this pair of sneakers after saving several months of food expenses. It's been on my feet for less than three days.
"You deserve it, kid, who asked you to buy such expensive shoes?" Liu Junhao couldn't help but laugh a few times.
"I have money, you can take care of it," Pang Xu replied in a rather depressed tone, and then began to complain again, "Five hundred is so fast."
"What are you looking for me for?" At this time, Liu Junhao asked the kid who was also snickering.
"My mother asked me to come over and ask if you have any eggs at home. We have an old hen that has been laying in the nest for the past two days."
As the weather gets warmer, the chickens and ducks are starting to nest. Everyone in the village knows that his eggs are big, so people keep coming here to look for them these days.
"Yes, how much do you want?" The villagers all help out if they can, so Liu Junhao responds to requests. Anyway, he sells his eggs to everyone.
"I don't know either, my mother just asked me to come over and ask." The boy scratched his head in embarrassment.
"You naughty kid, why don't you ask me clearly? Ask your mother to come over early tomorrow to pick up the eggs. Otherwise, when people come to play in two days, they won't be able to save them."
"Well, I'll tell you when I get back in the evening." The furry boy also squatted by the water and caught the eel. After a while, he suddenly asked again: "Uncle Xiao Hao, have you ever seen a cat bigger than a dog?"
"Is there such a big cat? You naughty kid wouldn't have seen it from the Internet again. Don't go online in the future." Liu Junhao scolded him as soon as he heard it.
"It's true. It's on our mountain. I saw it when my little boy and I went to the mountains to eat wild strawberries two days ago. I was almost scared to death. I told the little boy that he still didn't believe it. I've seen it all." Maozi couldn't help but defend himself.
"Okay, okay, you kid is just talking nonsense. A cat that big can't even become a spirit." Liu Junhao just thought he was talking nonsense. There are indeed many wild cats around Liujiagou, but this thing is so clever that it's usually difficult to seen.
"Don't tell me, there are indeed cats that are bigger than dogs. A few days ago, I saw on the Internet that a cat in Russia was raised by a person who was over thirty years old.It weighs a pound. It looks a bit older than Xiaopi. It is said that he is even applying for a Guinness record. Pang Xu also said.
"I know you don't believe it. I'll go back and tell my mother that she doesn't believe it either." The boy picked up a piece of tile in a depressed manner and floated it in the ditch.
Not to mention, this guy¡¯s skills are really incredible. He can hit six or seven floats in a row in such a narrow ditch.
"It's no use, I'm coming too," Pang Xu also walked from the ground with his bare feet.
A tile.
But his level is as smelly as his big feet. With just a plop, the tiles sank to the bottom. Tried several times in a row, the result is the same. But this foodie got interested and asked him to teach him.
While he was having fun, Pang Xu's cell phone rang in his pocket. He quickly took it out and saw that he didn't recognize the number. He immediately hissed at the two of them: "Stop talking. It might be the call notifying me of an interview."
A few days ago, he cast a wide net and submitted more than fifty resumes online, then eagerly waited for notification. I haven't received a single call so far, and I didn't expect it to finally come when I was disappointed.
The furry kid also stopped playing and sat down on the stone in an orderly manner.
"Pang Xu, hello." His original mobile phone fell into the sink while washing clothes and was damaged. This is a copycat phone he just bought, so the sound is very loud. The two of them can hear the sound clearly even from eight feet away. .
"Who are you?" Pang Xu was a little confused for a moment.
"I am your old classmate"
"Old classmate, who are you?" Pang Xu suddenly became confused, as if this was the first time he heard this voice.
¡°My classmate from high school, you can¡¯t bear to hear me coming, do you still think of me as a friend?¡± The man seemed very angry.
High school classmates? ! Liu Junhao also raised his ears. Pang Xu was in his class in high school, so he should know him.
The two of them were confused. Pang Xu even covered his phone and made a questioning gesture towards Liu Junhao, but neither of them could recall the voice.
After asking for a long time, the man refused to say his name and only said that he was his old classmate. Finally, Pang Xu hung up the phone impatiently.
"Damn, who is it? How do I know your name?" Liu Junhao is still dizzy.
"Wait a minuteI know. It turns out that this is a mobile phone scammer. The recruitment website must have leaked my personal information. Look at how I deal with him. Grandma's gun hit me." Pang Xu suddenly became excited.
Cell phone scammer? Liu Junhao also woke up. Isn't this the typical characteristic of the kind of mobile phone scammers mentioned on the Internet? The other party first deceives trust by pretending to be an old classmate and old friend, and then starts to think of ways to tell stories to defraud money.
After Pang Xu finished speaking, he dialed the number and said, "Sorry, I just remembered, weren't you Luo Zheng from Class 38, the one nicknamed Bald Donkey?"
"Yes, yes, I am Luo Zheng. We haven't seen each other for such a long time. You can't even hear my voice?"
"I'm sorry, Bald Donkey, my mobile phone signal is not good, so I didn't hear clearly. Where are you now?"
"You're still at the same place. When did you come over to play, I'll treat you to dinner."
"You invite me? Pull me down. Your family is so poor. Is your dad still begging for food?"
"Hiccup" The person on the phone seemed slightly startled, and then replied, "Well, it's still the same."
"What about your mother? I heard she was going to remarry, so she didn't take you with her?"
"Oh remarried, remarried"
"What about you? When you were in the dormitory, didn't you often say that you couldn't lift your vagina and were planning to go to South Korea for sex reassignment surgery? Have you had it removed now?"
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The other party didn¡¯t respond for a long time, and hung up the phone after half a minute.
Liu Junhao and Mao Boyi couldn't bear it any longer, and they all covered their stomachs and burst into laughter.
"You kid, you are so damn wicked"
"I'm called immoral, but liars are immoral. Damn it, the applicants were not recruited, but the liars were recruited." Pang Xu also learned this trick from the Internet. He learns now and sells now.
"What are you laughing at? It's so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian and Xu Xiaoli also came to the backyard together.
After listening to Liu Junhao¡¯s narration, both of them blushed and laughed.
"Xiaoli wants to play in the mountains. Let's go pick strawberries and come back to squeeze the juice and drink it." After chatting for a while, Zhang Qian looked at Liu Junhao and said.
"Okay, I'm going to go up the mountain tooPicking up a Tai Sui to play with. "Pang Xu suddenly became interested.
Seeing that they all wanted to go up the mountain to play, Liu Junhao did not refuse and turned around to ask Mao Boy for a slingshot. The last few times he saw pheasants flying away from him, he had always felt it was a pity. He must bring all the equipment with him when going up the mountain today.
"Where do I have a slingshot? The slingshots were all taken away by Teacher Zhang." This naughty kid saw Zhang Qian watching from the side and didn't dare to admit it. Last month, he used a slingshot to break two pieces of the school's glass, and he got a few broomsticks from his father for doing so.
"You kid, dare to say no. I saw you fishing with a slingshot by the pond two days ago. Go get it. It's not during class time, and you, Teacher Zhang, don't care." Liu Junhao gave him reassurance.
"ThenI'll go back and get it. You can't let Teacher Zhang confiscate it." The furry kid also wanted to go up the mountain to play. After hearing Liu Junhao's promise, he quickly ran home and brought two slingshots over.
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