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- As we approach the 20th day of the lunar calendar, many units in the city have begun their holidays, and a large number of people buying new year's goods have also arrived in Liujiagou.
To say that people had no idea that the village market was so prosperous, Huo Jun came here several times. This man has a mixed business and accepts almost all kinds of goods. Many people are lazy and save the trouble, so they simply sell their belongings to him. Many regular customers come in "groups". The whole family, men, women, old and young, come together. They can enjoy a day in Liujiagou and also get the New Year's goods done comfortably.
Liu Junhao does not follow the crowd. His eel is never worried about customers. Sitting at home these days, I also sell a lot of eels.
Of course, there were many people who had ideas about the hares and wild ducks in the yard, but he rejected them all. I have been raising these things for nearly a year, just for my own consumption.
With nothing to do, he and his wife went to the school to invigilate the exam. Naturally, Wukong followed him shamelessly.
During the Chinese language test in the morning, these students had already seen how powerful Liu Junhao was, so when they saw him coming in, most of them gave up the idea of ??making small moves. As soon as I said check, someone handed over the cheat sheet.
"A person's name is like the shadow of a tree." It seems that he is absolutely qualified as a teacher, he thought with pride.
There was no problem with the students, but the monkey was restless on the platform. Sometimes he winks at the students, and sometimes he sneaks over to steal a pencil, an eraser or something. The exam has been going on for more than ten minutes, and many students have not calmed down yet, and their eyes are following Wukong.
"It's not okay to continue like this. The order of the examination room has been completely disrupted by the monkeys.
Liu Junhao simply threw this guy out of the door, and then the door was locked, and the classroom became quiet.
But after a while, it started squeaking at the window again. Liu Jun. Hao turned around and found that the monkey was stuck on the steel bar.
The windows in the classroom are old-fashioned security windows. The distance between the two steel bars is only about ten centimeters, which is enough for a monkey to stick its head in. It had just thought of getting in through the window, but when it squeezed in, it was blocked by the beam. The guy was dumbfounded: he couldn't get in or get out, he could only scream on the window sill.
¡°It seems that my wife is right, Wukong can¡¯t even survive for five minutes.
"Hurry up and do your papers. Twenty minutes have passed since the exam." Liu Junhao warned and hurriedly walked to the window.
He was very strong, and with a strong squeeze of both hands, he had already held the steel bar into a bow shape.
After the monkey was freed, he became completely honest and stayed outside in the poplar tree all morning chasing sparrows.
When we were proctoring the math test in the afternoon, it still wanted to follow him, but Liu Junhao refused to let him go.
After the exams for the two main courses were completed, the students became visibly relaxed. The remaining subjects such as nature and society are just a formality. The papers are handed out directly and they are asked to look through the books to find the answers.
Just like that, many people are still saying that they can¡¯t find it. The stupid kid was the most arrogant and ran to the podium to ask for help in finding it. He said he couldn't find it in the question book.
Yes, Liu Junhao simply asked his wife for the answers to the test paper. He walked to the next door and took a look, and was immediately happy. His wife was writing the answer on the blackboard, and a group of guys below were copying her answers non-stop.
After asking for the answers to the test paper, Liu Junhao followed suit and picked up the chalk and wrote on a large blackboard. He knows everything about calligraphy. He writes well with calligraphy and chalk calligraphy.
After looking at the test papers for several courses that had not yet been tested, Liu Junhao simply handed them all out at once, and then continued to write the answers.
In this way, I took four courses in half a day, and the task was completed ahead of schedule. His shoulders hurt when he was writing on the podium, and the students below also had sore hands when copying.
After Zhang Qian heard about his feat, she could only say that it was nonsense and would not say more.
After the exam, it was natural to correct the paper, and the two of them corrected it very quickly. Zhang Qian specialized in editing the composition, while Liu Junhao took over the rest of the work. His mind was spinning so fast that he had already added up the scores just by looking at the numbers on the test paper. In less than three hours, his mission was completed.
I have been busy for a long time, and my eyes are a little sore from staring at it. Seeing that his wife was still correcting her composition seriously, Liu Junhao simply found a reason to run away.
Walking around the courtyard, one can see hens in twos and threes grazing around the haystacks, and wild ducks swimming in the ditch. Doudou was lying leisurely on the sand to bask in the warmth, but the monkey became very mischievous, hiding on the courtyard wall and secretly hitting others with stones.
After doing this several times, the tabby cat got angry and jumped up on the wall to chase and fight.
Liu Junhao did not step forward to dissuade them. He knew these two guys, and their bones would feel itchy if they did not make trouble for a day.
When he walked to the ditch and looked at the reeds planted a few days ago, he suddenly felt strange. Why are all the reeds now bare?Bald. I clearly remember that many of the reed buds had already grown when I planted them, but now maybe they are all dead in Nougat.
"It's impossible. In order to ensure the survival rate, he secretly watered the spring water.
It must have been damaged by something. After staring at it for a while, he found a few hens pecking at the edge of the ditch.
"These guys run an extra two hundred meters to the wheat field, where there are many wheat seedlings. But the hens didn't want to run away at all, they just gathered around the door waiting for food.
It seems that animals, like people, have a lazy tendon in their bodies.
It¡¯s okay to peck it, otherwise the reed buds will definitely attract attention if they grow too early, and you will have to talk a lot.
¡°I don¡¯t know what the reeds in the stone lock are like. When he dug out the reed roots, he also planted a lot of reeds in the stone lock. According to previous experience, reed buds should have grown.
Thinking of this, Liu Junhao entered the backyard.
¡°Eh¡he was greatly surprised when he saw the scene inside. Those thorn-foot buds have sparsely covered the sandy ground. Probably because they have just grown, the leaves are slightly yellow, which looks very pleasant.
The reeds next to me did not disappoint me. Many of the reed buds have grown to more than ten centimeters in length.
"Buzzing" seven or eight wasps circled around him and flew back to the reed stack. Are they even awake?
"I really didn't expect that early spring in Shisuo has quietly arrived. Seeing this scene, Liu Junhao couldn't help but be happy. I looked carefully at the other plants and saw that my nephew was still lighting the lanterns - everything was the same as before. It seems that my guess a few days ago was good. Stone locks only have a significant effect on promoting the growth of some plants.
After getting out of the stone lock, Liu Junhao walked back to the front yard, only to find that his wife was on the phone at the moment.
Seeing him enter the yard, Zhang Qian hung up without saying a few words.
"Our mother is coming tomorrow, as well as Zeyu and Jianhui. They are also on holiday."
The two little guys clamored to come over every time they called, but they both had to go to school, so the adults naturally would not follow their wishes and only said they would go after the exam.
Now that the winter vacation has just begun, the two of them can¡¯t wait to come over and see the monkeys. Zhang's mother had a headache from their quarrel. She hadn't seen her daughter for a month and missed her a little, so she decided to bring them over to stay for a while.
"Oh, it's good to be here." Liu Junhao immediately welcomed him. There is no shortage of chicken, duck, fish and meat at home, enough to entertain guests.
The two little guys have only been here a few times, but they don¡¯t recognize each other. Within half an hour after arriving in the yard, we became completely familiar with each other and were wandering around Wukong.
¡°I originally thought that the bag of raisins that Zeyu took out was a gift for them, but I didn¡¯t know that I was being sentimental. It was specially prepared for monkeys.
It was almost agreed that less than a day after the two little guys arrived, Professor Zhao¡¯s grandchildren also came. Two people are already a headache, and four are even more lawless. Zhang Ma and Teacher Wang wanted to discipline them, but in the end it seemed that it had no effect at all, so they simply let them run wild. It's winter anyway, so they won't sneak into the river to bathe. As long as you don't run to the river, it's absolutely safe.
The four of us are so obsessed with monkeys now that we don¡¯t know how many snacks we contribute every day. Crab cakes, potato chips, biscuits, etc. were all thrown at him, causing Wukong to stop eating at all during meal time.
At first, Zhang Qian thought it was sick, so she quickly called Liu Junhao to come over and take a look. As a result, the two of them dug out a lot of colorful packaging bags from the monkey's nest.
Regardless of Wukong¡¯s squeaking objections, he confiscated everything. Finally, he told the four little guys not to feed the monkeys.
The four people immediately nodded in agreement, but then turned around and started making fuss about wiping the cannon again. Little Jianhui was the most mischievous. He lit the firecrackers and then threw them towards the monkey, scaring Wukong so much that he jumped up and down.
After a few times, this move stopped working, and Wukong responded in kind. After it stole the cannon, it also learned how to do it, blowing up the four people and running away with their heads in their hands.
Looking at their embarrassed appearance, the monkey followed behind them and had a great time.
They did this behind the adults¡¯ backs, and Liu Junhao didn¡¯t know it at first, but something went wrong during lunch.
The family was eating well, but Wukong secretly wiped a cannon and placed it under the table.
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and the three adults were startled, thinking that something was wrong.
Liu Junhao was the first to react. He smelled the smell of gunpowder and knew it was a gunfire. Although Jianhui and Zeyu both shook their heads and said they didn't throw it away, Zhang Ma still searched it out of their pockets.
I originally thought this matter was over, but unexpectedly there were constant noises in the yard in the afternoon. From time to time there was the sound of gun cleaning coming from the chicken coop and cat nest. The chickens and ducks were too scared to enter the nest, and Doudou was hiding in the living room.
"You two hand over all the gunfire to us." Zhang Ma saw that they refused to change despite repeated admonitions, and she suddenly became angry.
"I really don't have any." The two brothers were quite puzzled. Everyone thought it was thrown by the other party.
"You still don't admit it, so you turned your pants pockets out." Zhang Ma didn't believe anything she said this time. But after a search, it was really gone.
Liu Junhao still felt that something was wrong and targeted Wukong. Little did he know that that guy had learned how to be a thief during his long-term struggle with his master. He pretended to be so honest when there was someone around him that he would immediately take out the cannon that was stuffed in the monkey's nest and throw it away when no one was in the yard.
Unable to find the culprit, Xiaopi had to take action. After all, Yellow Spot's sense of smell is extraordinary. He only needs to walk around the yard to find it from the monkey's nest.
After finding the physical evidence, the monkey immediately confessed his crime honestly.
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