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- Myna suddenly can talk. Zhang Qian was very excited. When she called her parents that night, she even told them the good news. After saying a few words, the microphone was snatched away by Ozawa, who said that he wanted to watch the myna learn the language through the camera. Being pushed too hard by him, Zhang Qian had no choice but to ask Liu Junhao to hold out the bird's nest again and show off a few times. The guy looked quite excited and said he must go to Liujiagou next week.
Lying in bed at night, the couple¡¯s topic still didn¡¯t leave Starling. Zhang Qian cooed and waited for the starlings to lay eggs and hatch again and give her father a pair so that he could play with them in his spare time.
Liu Junhao couldn¡¯t help but admire his wife¡¯s long-term thinking. This bird hasn¡¯t even left its nest yet and is already thinking about the next generation. However, he also has this idea. If he has time, he can raise more starlings in the courtyard and let them have a talking contest. It will definitely be lively then.
As soon as she got up the next morning, Zhang Qian made some tender green vegetables to feed the starlings. I had always thought that the neem starling only eats neem seeds and grasshoppers. Who knew that I checked online last night and found that this is not the case at all. Starlings have very strong digestive abilities, so their food habits are very complex. For example, earthworms, locusts, mole crickets, fruits, neem seeds, vegetable leaves, etc. can be eaten.
She still didn¡¯t give up and wanted to help the two little guys learn to speak quickly.
"It's a pity that everything is done by the nephew - it's the same as usual. That myna couldn't understand his master's opinion at all.
After trying for a long time, it didn¡¯t work. She could only curse a stupid person and make breakfast angrily.
After breakfast, I was surfing the Internet to show off to Suna Na. Starling has become a symbol of intelligence in her mouth.
Liu Junhao saw that his wife was chatting enthusiastically, so he couldn't bear to disturb her and just sat on the hammock and read a book.
Just after reading two pages, the furry kid suddenly appeared behind me.
"Uncle Xiao Hao" he called out in a low voice.
There was a sudden sound behind him. Liu Junhao was startled. He turned around and saw that it was a kid. He immediately closed the book and scolded him: "You naughty kid, why are you so sneaky? You just scream out loud when you come. I can still eat you." "
"Umis Teacher Zhang at home?"
"You have something to do with her. She is playing in the house and you can go and call her." Liu Junhao looked at this guy suspiciously. No matter how he looked at him, he looked a little cunning. There is no class today, and he is carrying a schoolbag behind him.
"No, I'm just looking for you. Look" As if by magic, this naughty kid took out a bird's nest from his schoolbag in the blink of an eye.
There are four plump little birds in the bird's nest. Their eyes have been opened and a layer of down has just grown on their bodies. At this time, the bird is not afraid of people. When it hears any movement, it immediately opens its mouth and screams for food.
"Myna, did you vote for it?" All kinds of young birds look similar before they are pierced with old feathers. Only their beaks are slightly different. It is difficult for ordinary people to tell what kind of bird they are from their appearance. However, Liu Junhao only took one look at the bird's nest and recognized it as a myna. This was mainly due to his long-term experience of throwing bird's nests into bird's nests when he was a child. The nests of the chinaberry myna are generally relatively large, but the nests are not very well built. They are like alms bowls with obvious features. The top is usually made of straw, reed stems, bird feathers, etc.
It seems that what I said last night made the furry boy believe it. He brought the bird's nest here because he must have wanted to help train him to speak.
"Well, there is a myna's nest in the hole in the wall of my old house. I took advantage of the fact that no one was home"
"Wait a minute, is this bird's nest on the wall?" Liu Junhao was startled and asked anxiously.
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"You naughty kid, why did you take the bird's nest out of the wall? You must have torn down the brick wall to pieces, right? Go back and fix it quickly, your butt is itchy again, isn't it? Your dad will definitely beat him to death when he comes back . Now he is getting more and more courageous, and he even dares to demolish the house" He hated the fact that iron cannot become steel, and he hit the stupid kid hard on the head.
When it comes to throwing a bird's nest, Liu Junhao can be said to be "experienced". But even so, he usually doesn't dare to look for bird's nests in the holes in the brick walls. Because there are only two ways to cast this kind of bird's nest: the first one is relatively high-tech and was exclusively invented by Liu Junhao. First prepare two small mirrors and a half O-ring made of thick wire. Before digging out the bird's nest, you must first stick a small mirror in the crack of the wall with toon glue, and hold the other mirror in your hand. It is similar to the periscope of a submarine, both of which use the principle of light reflection. After sensing the position of the bird's nest with a mirror, gently insert the half-o-ring into it little by little along the cracks in the bricks. When it reaches the bottom of the bird's nest, move it carefully, and then draw it out little by little. All this action requires is caution. Because the brick wall is usually made of empty buckets, if you use a stronger hand, the bird's nest will fall into the depths, and it will be difficult to hook it again.
The other method is violent demolition, which involves directly making a big hole in the brick wall and then taking out the bird's nest. This kind ofThis method is extremely dangerous, and you will most likely be beaten if adults find out about it.
Based on Liu Junhao¡¯s understanding of this naughty kid, he doesn¡¯t have such a high IQ, so he should use the second method.
What makes him even more depressed is that the little boy has brought the bird's nest to his house You said to this guy, you might as well not tell me if you took out the bird's nest. Get it here now, and when you go home and see such a big hole in the wall, you will definitely have to trace the source. As a result, when I check you are here, I can't explain it clearly even if I have a hundred mouths, and I will definitely be regarded as an instigator.
There are so many people out there, but I am being accused of being an instigator.
"I didn't demolish the wall, I hooked it out with a fishhook," the boy said aggrievedly, covering his head.
"The wall was not demolishedthe fishhook, oh, how did you get it?" Liu Junhao stopped talking for a moment. It takes a lot of skill to hook a bird's nest out with a fishhook. After all, the fishhook is too light, and no one knows where it will land after being thrown into the crack in the wall.
"Have you ever seen a rolling hook, used for fishing buckets" This guy's words were full of excitement, and he was obviously proud of his "smartness".
"Tell me quickly how you took out the bird's nest and why you pulled the rolling hook?" He didn't know what this naughty boy was trying to do.
"I made a rolling hook with a dozen fish hooks, then threw cotton thread into the cracks in the wall, and pulled up the bird's nest."
That¡¯s okayLiu Junhao was a little dumbfounded. It is true that "the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each wave is stronger than the last." This child really looks exactly like me when he was a child, and he can think of all kinds of crooked ways. He remembered what his high school head teacher had said about him when he attended Pang Xu's wedding last time: He has a lot of crooked talents, but they just can't be put to good use. This is a very appropriate word to apply to a furry child.
There was no running water in rural areas in the past few years. If you wanted to drink water, you had to fetch water from a well with a bucket tied to a rope. But that's why. It often happens that buckets fall into wells. At this time, rolling hooks are needed for fishing. The production of the rolling hook is very simple. A circle of iron hooks is tied around the iron ring. The iron ring is slightly smaller than the well mouth, so that the bucket can be hooked just below.
The kid must have used his brains to draw inferences from one instance.
"As smart as I was when I was a kid." Liu Junhao felt a sense of sympathy after listening to this guy's account.
"Liu Changlin came here to play so early. What are you talking about? It's so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian's voice suddenly sounded at the door.
The furry kid trembled with fright and thrust the bird's nest into Liu Junhao's hand. Teacher Zhang gave repeated orders in school not to let the students in the class dig out bird's nests.
Liu Junhao also shivered and almost threw it to the ground. This naughty kid didn't hesitate at all when he put the blame on others. His praise just now was in vain.
"Qiajia!" It was so deadly that the little mynahs screamed at the top of their lungs.
"Hubby, where did this bird's nest come from?" Hearing the sound, Zhang Qian walked out quickly and saw the bird's nest in his hand at a glance.
Seeing the pleading look on the furry boy's face, Liu Junhao naturally couldn't tell the truth, so he had to say shamelessly: "Wukong just took it out outside, and I asked for it." There was no way, his own monkey was the one who took the blame for his master. Anyway, it was his fault. I've done it before, it's not too unfair.
"Continue making up. Wukong was in the house and didn't go out at all. Did you pay for Liu Changlin?"
It seems that my wife is sensible and knows who the culprit is. Liu Junhao breathed a sigh of relief. After all, he had a relatively clean record and had been washing his hands of the crime for many years.
"Well, I brought it," the furry boy replied with his eyes rolling.
I originally thought that this guy would admit it openly, but he said again: "When I got up in the morning, I saw a bird's nest under the tree, so I picked it up and wanted to hand it in"
"Puch!" Liu Junhao couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. It's not that this reason is too childish, buthe used it when he was a child.
That was when he was in the third grade of elementary school. On the way to school, Liu Junhao found a bird's nest on a bent willow tree. He dropped it and took it to school because his hands were itchy. It wasn't long before he was discovered by the teacher. At that time, he told the teacher confidently: "The wind was strong last night and the bird's nest was blown under the tree. I thought about picking it up and giving it to the teacher."
"Really, pick up another one for me to see," Zhang Qian asked with a straight face. She did not expect that Liu Changlin would use such a shocking reason: pick up a bird's nest and hand it in.
"" The fussy kid couldn't answer this time. He was afraid that the teacher would really get angry.
"Where did you vote from? Send it back to me, do you hear me?"
"I know" this guy's head is like a chicken pecking at rice.
"No, he took it out from the crack in the wall," Liu Junhao stopped him quickly.Are you trying to embarrass others? It's not that difficult to stuff a bird's nest into a crack in the wall.
"Then what should we do, keep raising them? He will definitely not be able to keep them alive." Zhang Qian knew these students well. They raised birds purely for fun, and they would hold them in their hands and look at them almost every five minutes. The bird's resistance is weak and it will definitely not survive if it gets lucky.
"Put the bird's nest in a tree near his house. The old bird will definitely feed it if he sees it." Liu Junhao gave rational suggestions. In fact, he did not say the second part: tie the bird's legs to the branches with thin threads. , so that the old birds can help raise them and the young birds will not fly away.
"I'll go back and do it right away" Maozi agreed simply.
"I'll go over and watch too." Zhang Qian was still worried, fearing that he would regret it as soon as he was discharged from the hospital.
As soon as the three people walked to the door of Liu Junqi's house with the bird in their hands, the neem starling started screaming "Cracking".
The young birds in the nest heard the call and sang happily.
The two old birds were very anxious. They stopped less than two meters above their heads and screamed. Looking at the momentum, they would probably pounce down immediately.
Under the command of Liu Junhao, the furry child quickly climbed halfway up the poplar tree, and then carefully placed the bird's nest on the branch.
Before they even came down from the tree, two old birds had landed next to their nests.
"Look at the good thing you did. Next time you dig out the bird's nest, I will punish you by sweeping the classroom for a week." Seeing that the old bird still recognized the young birds, Zhang Qian finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The two people were about to turn around and leave, but found that things had changed again. The two old birds fluttered away, but there was still a baby bird hanging under their talons.
"What do these mynas want to do?" Zhang Qian asked in confusion.
"The bird's nest was dug out once. The old bird felt that the place was unsafe, so it was natural to remove the young birds." Liu Junhao has encountered this before. Once I climbed up an acacia tree and dug out a turtledove nest. On the first day I went up there, I saw two little turtledoves in the nest who had not yet opened their eyes. He was afraid that he would not be able to make a living, so he only paid for one. The remaining one is going to be taken out after a while. Who knew that when he went up to check the next day, he found that the bird's nest was empty, and the turtle dove had already disappeared.
Of course, only a small number of smart birds will be so alert, and most of them are stupid. Even if the bird's nest is dug out, it will still continue to hatch eggs there as long as it is not destroyed.
As soon as I got home, Er Mazi had already come to the door.
I thought he had something big going on, but when I heard what he said, I immediately felt dumbfounded: This man heard the children in the village say last night that mynas can imitate the sounds of other animals, so he came here specifically to see what was strange.
Helpless, Liu Junhao had to let his myna perform again.
"You can really imitate the barking of dogs, Xiaohao, how about you raise two for me too?" Er Mazi looked at the two little guys with greedy eyes.
"What do you do with this thing? How old is it?" Liu Junhao asked in confusion.
"Of course, you can put it at the entrance of the farmhouse to greet tourists. You don't need to let it learn so many words, just a few sentences like 'Welcome' and 'Thank you and goodbye' are enough to attract attention."
This person can think of business in everything he does. Liu Junhao didn't know what to say to him, so he could only reply with a wry smile: "Uncle Guangxi, I really want to make myna talk, but I haven't trained him yet. How about you take these two of mine and put them at the door ¡¡±
"What do I want you two to do, put it at the door to guard against thieves? As soon as the guests came to the door, it barked a few times, but it didn't scare people away." Er Mazi was quite thoughtful.
"Then you just have to wait until I train a myna who can speak human language"
There were other things at Er Mazi¡¯s house, so they chatted for a while and then turned around and left. But not long after, someone came over to see something strange.
??The whole morning was spent in this courtyard. In the end, the two starlings were completely angry. They would bark "woofcluck" no matter who came near the monkey nest.
Zhang Qian felt sorry for these two little guys, and specifically asked Wukong to take them out to catch insects.
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