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- "Yes, I also think she is an artificial beauty. Her expression is unnatural." On issues of principle, Liu Junhao has always relied on Zhang Qian's opinion. He didn't mind on his face, but he kept sighing in his heart. It seemed that what the book said was true. When a beautiful woman sees a woman who is more beautiful than herself, the first thing she feels is not to marvel at how beautiful she is, but to try her best to choose. People's shortcomings, and further amplify these shortcomings to balance their own psychology.
¡°Then again, that woman¡¯s skin is indeed not as good as my wife¡¯s. Zhang Qian now insists on drinking a glass of honey water a day, and her skin is as delicate as soft tofu. Many tourists who come here ask her for her secret skin care recipe.
Zhang Qian rested at home for a while. Seeing that it was time for afternoon classes soon, she left for school early.
After sending his wife away, Liu Junhao sat down and got busy. But after sitting there for about ten minutes, not a single word was typed. The main reason is that Liu Guangju only gave a rough idea in the morning. Whether it will be a bonfire party or a competition has not yet been determined. In addition, the time has not been determined.
He thought for a moment and dialed the phone again.
"Well, why don't you ask everyone's opinions online now, what do they think?" Liu Guangju's idea of ??summer camp just came up. He originally planned to discuss it with Liu Junhao when his thinking was mature. But today I just happened to meet him and casually mentioned it, so I didn¡¯t have any specific plans.
"Well, okay." Liu Junhao also felt that he should go to the 18th floor to collect everyone's opinions. After all, no matter how well they consider it, it will be in vain if tourists don't buy it.
Posts like his are advertising posts, and usually moderators will delete them directly when they encounter them. However, there are always exceptions. The main reason is that Liu Junhao is too famous on the forum. Three out of ten of the best posts are from him, so The administrators always turn a blind eye to his advertising posts. It's not like Liu Junhao has never contributed to the forum. Every time he posts, many divers and passers-by appear one after another, and the forum immediately becomes lively. Therefore, among the many forums on the 18th floor, the activity of the rural section has always been in the top three, second only to urban home and fashion and beauty. The former is the latest information on home purchases in the real estate market, while the latter is a paradise for ladies, and its activity is naturally high.
Liu Junhao usually goes straight to the rural section when he logs into the forum, but Zhang Qian is different. Every time she goes online, she has to go to the fashion and beauty section. In her words, even if she doesn¡¯t buy, she still has an eye candy.
After the post was posted, Liu Junhao found a novel on the Internet and flipped through it randomly. When he saw something wonderful, a message box popped up on his QQ. He clicked on a picture of a human being and a ghost, followed by a sentence: "Cousin, look at me, I look like a cow but not a cow."
Who is this person? The hair on his head was dyed red and green, and suddenly he looked like a pheasant raised at home. I don¡¯t know if the face was drawn with a colored pen or something, but it was painted heavily along the two eyes. Although people asked him to call him brother-in-law. But he was stunned at first sight and didn't recognize it. After reading the information inside, he realized it was He Yifan, Zhang Qian's cousin. But it should be class time now. Could it be that this kid skipped class again?
Every time Zhang¡¯s mother calls, she always talks about this little cousin. Of course, she gets a headache just talking about it. This kid is becoming more and more lawless. He insisted on buying a motorcycle a few days ago and many classmates in his class bought it.
His parents were afraid that the young man might get into trouble while riding a motorcycle, so they did not agree. At that time, the family was sitting at the dining table having breakfast. He Yifan got angry, grabbed the porcelain basin of soy milk and smashed it to the ground. His dad immediately became angry and started to slap the kid. If Aunt Zhang Qian hadn't stopped him in time, I'm afraid the two men would have planned to have a real-life version of "Father and Son Wu Zhuangyuan" at home.
On the phone, Zhang¡¯s mother also asked He Yifan to come and live in Liujiagou for a while during the summer vacation. He would not be familiar with the place and would not have the chance to learn bad things. Aunt Zhang Qian was very kind to her in the past. When she was in college, the tuition fee was not enough, so her aunt borrowed the money. If it were anything else, Zhang Qian would never frown and lose her head. But after hearing these "glorious deeds" of her cousin, she didn't dare to agree and just said she would wait until summer vacation.
"You are not like a cow, you are a fool, your hair is like a henhouse." Liu Junhao was not polite to his young cousin at all. The key is that the child's notes were too hateful and he was mentally retarded. What "God created virgins and I created women".
"Tch, there is a generation gap with you, do you understand this is called non-mainstream." The child typed out a sentence quite depressed.
"Then you continue to be non-mainstream, I'm going to quit." He was really not in the mood to persuade this guy. After all, this guy was fifteen or sixteen years old and already understood everything he should understand. Besides, his father wouldn't listen to anything he said, and he wouldn't take anything he said from a relative of his to heart.
"No, I have something to do with you." When He Yifan heard that he was going to close QQ, he quickly typed something up. Don't tell me, this kid can type pretty fast
"What's the matter?" Liu Junhao asked simply and neatly, and he didn't want to beat around the bush.
"I just saw your post about the summer camp on the 18th floor forum. I want to ask my classmates to go together during the summer vacation." He Yifan typed out.
"What?" Liu Junhao was obviously stunned when he saw the line of words at the bottom of the screen. He now even doubted whether there was something wrong with his monitor.
"I said I was going to organize a group to attend the summer camp in Liujiagou"
"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy. Are you going to the 18th floor too?" Liu Junhao was still a little dizzy when he saw this. He was so surprised. He didn't expect that the first person to contact him would be this naughty kid.
"Why, non-mainstream people can't access the Internet. We are human beings and we have to eat three meals a day." He Yifan replied angrily on the other end.
"So you also need to eat." Liu Junhao finally said quite speechlessly. It was indeed difficult to digest this information. In his impression, every time his cousin chatted with him, he would talk about the game in less than ten sentences, and he once asked him to help with some cards. If other topics were discussed, this naughty kid would either pretend not to hear or just ignore it.
"Is this nonsense okay? I have to form a team later." In less than ten sentences, this kid showed his true colors again.
"It's okay. But do you have the ability to organize it?" Liu Junhao doubted how many people would be willing to listen to him, who often didn't hang out in the class.
"You're looking down on people, aren't you? I have a very good relationship with the boss of our club. With just one word, I can attract forty or fifty people to you immediately."
"Societies?" Liu Junhao was shocked when he saw this word. This naughty kid couldn't be stupid enough to join any organization. Tell Aunt Zhang Qian quickly, before it's too late before something goes wrong.
"Yes, our school's game competition club has one or two hundred people in it, and I can talk a lot in it."
Seeing the line above, Liu Junhao finally felt relieved. This naughty kid can't speak clearly and always makes people scared.
"Okay, if you can really organize it then, we will definitely welcome you. Others can't guarantee that, but when you come to me, you will definitely eat watermelon as you please." He Yifan's words always sounded like bragging, but he was okay It's easy to do something serious, so Liu Junhao naturally wants to express his support.
¡°Then let¡¯s just say it, you¡¯ll let me know when the summer camp will start.¡±
Closing the dialog box, Liu Junhao refreshed the page on the 18th floor again. As expected, his new post had already received responses from more than a dozen people. He looked at the options inside and chose the more familiar ones. Of course, there are many people who want to participate in the bonfire party, and some even propose to hold a swimming competition below.
After everything was done, he moved a chair and sat in the courtyard.
"Zhizhi" monkey jumped to his side as soon as he saw his master was free, holding a big peach in his hand and gnawing at it. Liu Junhao's face was full of resentment when he saw the peach. The peach was completely ripe, as big as the mouth of a teacup, and red and extremely attractive. The eyes of almost everyone who came to the hospital were involuntarily attracted, and some even offered to buy it. . But after tasting it, they all shook their heads. It's a bit sweet and sour when eaten before it's cooked. After it matures, it doesn't taste very good anymore. Many people have tasted it, and everyone knows that there is a strange peach tree in his yard. Many people even stand under the peach tree to take pictures.
Having said that, judging from the appearance alone, this peach is indeed very confusing.
Liu Junhao specifically asked the old people in the village what was going on with this peach, but they couldn't explain the reason. Liu Wuye gave an ambiguous answer, saying that it tasted like the lumpy peaches from the mountains before. Like sawdust. Even Professor Zhao, an expert who has been engaged in fruit cultivation all his life, could not give an accurate answer. He only said that it might be a mutation.
"Can't find the reason, Liu Junhao is more sure that it is a side effect of Shisuo. It seems that the spring water and peaches are conflicting. If you plant peach trees at home in the future, you must not water them with more spring water.
No one ate the peaches, but Wukong enjoyed them. He started picking them as soon as they were crispy, and now there are not many left on the tree.
After a while, this guy ate a big peach into his stomach. He did not throw away the peach core as usual, but placed it neatly in front of the monkey's nest. He didn't know what the use of storing it was. Most of the animals in the yard have the habit of collecting. Xiaopi likes to hide bones, and the kitten likes to bury fish in the sand. The magpie is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Last year, he hid a piece of meat in a pile of firewood and hay without saying a word. Piles of dates.
A big peach still didn¡¯t satisfy the monkey, and he soon set his sights on the pear in the yard. This guy didn't eat alone. He climbed up the tree and picked two pears.?Put it into a wooden basin and clean it. One of them is handed to the owner's hand as if to please.
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"Walnuts in July, pears in August, persimmons with yellow skin in September." This generally refers to the lunar calendar. It is only the end of June on the lunar calendar, so pears should not be eaten yet. But seeing the monkey holding it and chewing it so happily, Liu Junhao couldn't help but take a bite.
It was a bit bitter at first. Then a cool sweetness spread in the mouth. The taste seemed very good, and Liu Junhao, who had been depressed by Tao Zi for a long time, finally showed a smile. However, he quickly remembered the pear core issue and quickly took two bites of the pulp. He didn't reach the core until the third bite. Fortunately, the pear tree is relatively normal at last. If there is another big pear core, he will cry.
These days, watermelon is a bit annoying, and it is also good to change the taste. Liu Junhao has three and five divisions. It was hot in the afternoon, and a lot of sweat broke out on his forehead. A pear didn't quench his thirst at all, so he turned his attention to the green grapes on the grape trellis. The grapes were no bigger than glass beads a few days ago, but now they are hanging heavily on the shelf. Coupled with the thin layer of frost outside, it looks like agate.
Grapes are also ripe in the first month. Since pears are already edible, this thing is probably an early-ripening variety.
"Wukong, grapes!" He called out to his monkey and pointed to the grape trellis.
"Zhizhi" This guy didn't seem to understand, and turned around and yelled at him.
¡°Grapes.¡± He pointed to the largest grape in the bunch and made a gesture of stuffing it into his mouth.
Now the monkey understood, and quickly moved to the grape shelf, hooked its tail on the crossbar, and fished for the moon. Seven or eight grapes had fallen into its hands.
After Wukong picked the grapes, he did not eat them secretly. Instead, he gave them all to the owner, and then looked at him with his little eyes blinking.
"Finally, I didn't raise you in vain. I know there are good things left for the owner." Liu Junhao touched its head with great satisfaction, then wiped the frost off a grape and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hiss" He suddenly felt something hit him hard on the cheek, and half of his face was instantly numb. After two or three seconds, a sourness that made him shiver spread from his teeth.
"I x" Liu Junhao jumped up from his chair. This grape must be too sour. He spit out the grapes in his mouth several times, then rushed into the house and drank a lot of cold water, and then he felt his teeth recovered.
"Zhizhi" When Wukong saw his master's appearance, he immediately jumped on the ground. Look at that look, he is obviously taking pleasure in his misfortune!
Liu Junhao also understood. This damn monkey, no wonder it picked all the grapes and stuffed them all into his own hands. I was so dizzy that I actually thought it had changed its temper. You must know that this guy usually hides in the monkey's nest and eats secretly when he encounters good things. When does he take the initiative to stuff it into the owner's hands?
"Wukong, come here." When he saw this guy still jumping around, Liu Junhao got angry.
"Zhizhi" Hearing the owner's cry, the monkey retreated further.
¡°Come here, come here and let me eat dates.¡± Liu Junhao tried his best to seduce him.
"Zhizhi" The guy didn't say anything and didn't move forward. His disbelief was clear on his face.
"You have really failed as a human being, now you can't even fool a monkey!" In the end, he could only give up the idea of ??teaching Wukong a lesson in great depression.
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