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    The situation seems to be unexpected.  Seeing the scene in front of him, Liu Junhao was a little confused.  The aphids on the young branch were not eaten by the ants. On the contrary, they gently picked up the aphids and climbed them along the trunk, and finally placed them on the young leaves of the pear tree.  The situation is like a nanny looking after a child.

    A seven-spotted ladybug probably also felt the aphid¡¯s breath and flapped its small wings and flew over.  But as soon as it landed on the branch, several ants immediately crawled over and then opened their big mouths to bite the ladybug.  The seven-star ladybug was suddenly attacked and had no choice but to spread its wings and fly away.

    Ah, what is the matter of catching insects and caught by people, how can it be so domineering, Liu Junhao completely can't understand what the three are.  He had no intention of continuing to do research. He stretched out his hand and pressed down the ants who were helping the evil to death.

    But then more and more ants subverted his understanding. Only ten or twenty ants were seen quickly climbing up a pear branch, then gently biting it with their mouths and sending it to an adjacent young branch.

    Oh, the sun, Liu Junhao no longer has any illusions about ant extermination.  It's just that he still can't figure out what all this is about In desperation, he had to exit the stone lock and ask Professor Zhao.  The old man has been dealing with fruit trees all his life, so he should be very aware of this situation.

    "Haha, you must not have studied the biology book seriously in high school. You actually want to use ants to kill aphids They are a typical mutualistic relationship. Let me tell you, aphids will excrete a kind of honeydew when they suck the juice of plants.  It contains a lot of sugar. This kind of honeydew is a delicacy of ants. In order to eat honeydew, ants naturally have to protect aphids. When other insects catch aphids, they will fight them away desperately. Even if it rains heavily and the aphids are washed to the ground, the ants will still be there.  They will bring them into caves to hide from the rain, and then send them to plants when the weather is fine In addition, ants will build 'pastures' like humans to raise aphids and obtain a large amount of honeydew."

    After listening to Professor Zhao¡¯s explanation, Liu Junhao took a long time to come back to his senses and couldn¡¯t help but exclaim: ¡°Old man, are you talking about ants? Why do they sound smarter than humans to me?¡±

    "Haven't you heard that saying? Living things are far smarter than people think. Don't look at a few small ants, they are not low in intelligence."

    Liu Junhao originally thought that his stone locks made them behave strangely. Now that he knows the reason, he has completely given up the idea of ??using ants to catch aphids.  Return home, re-enter the stone lock, and use honey again to catch these guys together.  Without them causing trouble, I believe those ladybugs would be able to wipe out the aphids quickly.

    After working on it for a long time, it was almost time to cook, and he started to figure out what to cook next.  Two days ago, Zhang Qian said that she was tired of eating beans and eggplants and wanted to eat some different varieties.  Liu Junhao thought about it and soaked two pounds of mung beans in spring water. Now the mung beans were two or three centimeters long, and it was time to eat.

    I just grabbed two handfuls of bean sprouts and soaked them.  Outside the hospital, my wife shouted: "Liu Junhao, come here and help."

    "What are you" Liu Junhao walked out of the courtyard quickly and was a little surprised to see the scene in front of him: his wife came back with more than half a basket of peaches.  Although the size of the peach is not as big as the one on my own tree, the red color looks quite attractive.  The leaves on many peaches are still green, obviously they have just been picked not long ago.

    "What are you still doing? Hurry and help me get it into the house. It weighs dozens of kilograms. I'm almost exhausted"

    Hearing her call, Liu Junhao reacted and hurriedly helped his wife get the big basket into the courtyard.

    "Today's temperature is definitely 35 degrees." Zhang Qian rushed into the house and took a few gulps of ice-cold watermelon juice before the heat on her face dissipated.

    "Where did you get these peaches? It seems you didn't go out on the street today?" Liu Junhao asked his doubts after his wife calmed down.

    "Don't mention it, it was a gift from the student's parents. During class the day before yesterday, I accidentally told you that the peaches on our peach tree are inedible. As a result, one student took it to heart and didn't come to class in the morning when he got home.  At that time, his parent bought half a basket of peaches for Aunt Wang and I. The parent was also resigned to death. I pushed several times to let him take it back, but he refused. It would be difficult to carry dozens of kilograms of stuff back and forth.  I just accepted it." Zhang Qian's narration was very plain, but there was a smile on her face that she couldn't hide.

    "There are so many peaches, I'm afraid they are worth twenty or thirty yuan." Liu Junhao replied hesitantly. His family is not short of dozens of yuan, and he can't be greedy for this kind of bargain.  Just accept a pound or two of peaches, that is what the students want, but this big basket is a bit too much.

    "Don't worry, I've already paid the money. How can a teacher want something from a student? Besides, if I accept the peach for nothing today, there will probably be another student giving me something tomorrow." Zhang Qian saw clearly.

    Before Liu Junhao could take action, the monkeyZi could not wait to wash four peaches.  He and his wife had one each, and the remaining two peaches made their way into each monkey's paw.  This guy is good, he will never treat himself badly!

    ¡°Don¡¯t tell me, my wife¡¯s job as a teacher is really not in vain.  She can be considered relatively successful if she can be so loved by the students.

    After finishing one peach, Zhang Qian was still a little unsatisfied. She washed a few more peaches and said she wanted to squeeze some peach juice to drink, and asked her husband if he wanted it.  Liu Junhao had eaten a few big pears in the morning and was not very thirsty now, so he shook his head and said that one peach was enough for him.

    The fire had just been lit and before I poured oil into the pot, there was an unusually crisp sound in the living room, followed by a scream from my wife.

    "What's wrong?" Liu Junhao hurriedly rushed into the living room.

    The big glass cup on the ground broke into pieces. Zhang Qian looked innocent, waved her hands and said guiltily: "It wasn't me who broke it, it was Wukong!"

    "Zhizhi" I didn't expect that guy to be extremely shrewd, and he seemed to understand that the hostess put the responsibility on himself.  It grinned and screamed, pointing its paws at its owner and angrily condemning it, obviously unwilling to take the blame.

    "Haha. Broken peace, Wukong is not allowed to eat at noon as a punishment." Liu Junhao patted the monkey's head twice and said with a smile.  He naturally understood his wife's little thoughts. When he broke the big porcelain bowl two days ago, Zhang Qian said that he was clumsy. He never thought that within a week, this word would be used on her.

    I don¡¯t know if the monkey understands it, but it screams more happily anyway.

    While eating, Zhang Qian suddenly mentioned something, that is, Pang Xu and his wife planned to come over on Sunday.

    "Why do they want to come here at this time?" I haven't seen Pang Xu for more than two months, and I really miss this guy.  It's just that it's not the New Year or the holidays, so they don't know what's going on.  Don't quarrel again, Liu Junhao prayed secretly.  Whenever the couple quarreled, Xu Xiaoli would definitely complain to Zhang Qian, while Pang Xu would keep harassing her on QQ, just like Mrs. Xianglin.

    "How do I know? I'm probably tired from work and wanted to relax." Zhang Qian was a little unsure, always feeling that Xu Xiaoli's decision was too sudden.

    Fortunately, the two couples had natural expressions when they came over, at least there was no sign of quarrel on their faces, which made Liu Junhao and his wife heave a sigh of relief.

    "Hurry up and take a look, we also brought a gadget." Xu Xiaoli got out of the car, then bent down and picked up a bamboo cage from the seat.

    "Slow down, slow down, that thing is too heavy. Just rest and I'll do it." Pang Xu quickly pulled his wife away, and then he took out the bamboo cage.

    This guy is really good at showing off. That bamboo cage is no bigger than a palm, how heavy it can be.

    ¡°Here, is this for you guys?¡± He smiled and handed the bamboo cage to Liu Junhao¡¯s hand.

    Zhang Qian noticed that when Pang Xu spoke, Xu Xiaoli's face turned red.

    ¡°This is the bamboo raccoon dog, which one did you take away earlier?¡± Liu Junhao asked in surprise.  The little guy in front of me has undergone tremendous changes compared to a few months ago.  The originally grey-black and shiny fur became dirty and no luster could be seen, and the plump body became skinny. On the contrary, the two front teeth were more obvious.  Suddenly this guy seemed to have just come from a famine in Africa.

    "Yeah. Now it's back to its original owner. My buddy has been guiding it to lose weight these days, and it's been somewhat successful." Pang Xu replied with a shameless nod.

    As soon as she heard that it was a bamboo rat, Zhang Qian hurriedly came forward, but when she saw the little guy, she also showed an incredulous expression: "How did you raise it? How can you keep it so thin?" If Pang Xu hadn't nodded just now  , she couldn't believe it was the previous one, and she could tell it was a little smaller just from the height.

    "Well, this bamboo rat will become thinner as you keep it." Xu Xiaoli explained sheepishly.  Not only was she very interested in this thing when she first got it back, but even Pang Xu would sneak to the park from time to time and break some bamboo shoots and branches to feed.  But the little guy's good luck did not last long. The freshness period had passed, and the two of them were busy at work, so their care was not so timely.  The food turned into carrots and bamboo sticks, and a large amount was thrown in at a time, which was enough for the bamboo rats to eat for several days.  Then the salary gradually decreased, and the staple food became dry steamed buns and instant noodle dregs The more the guy ate, the more he choked. It was no different from being in prison.  However, it also tells great fortunes, and even so, it was not raised to death.

    ¡°It can be so thin that it can be used to endorse weight loss advertisements,¡± Liu Junhao joked with a smile.  He now admires Pang and Xu very much. They can keep their pets smaller and smaller, which is really not something ordinary people can do.

    "This guy is very good at eating. The place where we live is not like your courtyard where there is food everywhere, so we often go hungry. I discussed it with Xiaoli and decided to raise it for you. Anyway, Liu Junhao has plenty of time." Pang  Xu didn't feel anything at allFeeling guilty.

    ¡°I should have stopped her husband from sending the bamboo rat away in the first place.  Seeing the pitiful look of the little guy, Zhang Qian felt very distressed.

    After greetings, Liu Junhao took out a big watermelon from the house and cut it for them to eat.

    "We came here just to eat watermelon this time." Pang Xu saw the big flower-skinned melon without any courtesy and took the lead to grab a large piece.  Liu Junhao thought he wanted to eat it by himself, but unexpectedly, the guy turned around and stuffed it into his wife's hand.

    They both looked at each other, could it be that marriage really has such a big impact on a person?  I remember that Pang Xu didn¡¯t seem to give way to Xu Xiaoli when eating before.

    "Don't tell me, the watermelon you grow is just sweet. The ones sold in the supermarket are just garbage compared to this one." While they were stunned, the man had already grabbed another large piece of gluttonous food.

    "Haha, if you want to eat, take a few more when you leave. Anyway, you have a car, so it should be fine if you put seven or eight in the pocket of a pickup truck." Liu Junhao agreed with a smile.

    Several people are eating.  Wukong rushed back from outside.  This guy was not polite and immediately rushed forward and grabbed a piece with his claws.

    "Woof woof meow" followed by the mynah brother also flew to the monkey and begged for it.  These two birds are not very interested in watermelon pulp, but they like to eat melon seeds.

    "Hey, this is the Bago you talked about on the phone." As soon as Pang and Xu saw the little Bago, their eyes immediately widened and they all came over to kiss him.

    "Come on, say 'Congratulations on getting rich'" Pang Xu stretched out his hand to grab one of them.

    "The fish is hooked!" Myna replied with a rude reply.

    "Hello!" Xu Xiaoli also called softly.

    "Play the game to catch the fisherman!"

    "How did you teach this Eighth Brother to just say nonsense?" Pang Xu tried for a long time, but finally had no choice but to give up.

    "Haha, that's it. It's all self-study. If you really teach them, they won't be able to learn it." Liu Junhao replied with a wry smile.  He now has no hope for the two starlings, so he might as well let them learn to be "talents" on their own.

    "You, stupid bird!" Pang Xu sighed and prepared to turn around and leave.

    "You, silly bird" followed by a lifelike voice.

    "Cough" Pang Xu almost swallowed the watermelon pulp into his lungs.  After calming down, the man began to brag: "What do you mean by being a master in training mynas? I just said it casually and they learned it immediately. It seems that these two guys are really destined to me."

    "Nonsense, if you can teach them to say one more thing, I can give these two guys to you." Liu Junhao curled his lips and said.

    "Is this true?" Pang Xu's eyes began to flash.

    "A gentleman's words are hard to catch up with." Liu Junhao knows Bago better than him. The sentence just now should be the same as the previous few times. He learned it accidentally.  If he could continue the church, that would be evil.

    "Wait and see how your husband wins this bet." Pang Xu nodded confidently to Xu Xiaoli, then coughed a few times to clear his throat.

    "Hello," his voice was very low. When he heard it, he felt like the chief steward following the emperor in a Qing Dynasty drama.

    "You, silly bird!" Myna's answer was quite creative.

    "Haha" Liu Junhao almost laughed.

    "Coughcough" Pang Xu coughed a few more times, and finally shouted with a red face: "Maybe they are not interested in Chinese, they should try English. Hello!"

    ¡°You, silly bird!¡± another myna followed.

    By the end of the lesson, Pang Xu almost fainted because these two guys kept saying the same thing over and over again.  He didn't take advantage of it, but he got so many stupid words in vain. Thinking about it, he felt unjust.

    The four of them chatted a little more about family matters, and Zhang Qian took Xu Xiaoli to the computer to look at the photos.

    When his wife entered the room, Pang Xu let out a long sigh: "Hey, I really envy you."

    "Stop it." Liu Junhao hurriedly made a gesture of stopping. "You have to find another place to complain. Don't be like Mrs. Xianglin every time you come here." He was indeed a little scared. This boy was obviously ready to find something to complain about again.

    "Damn, are you a good buddy? Listen to me complaining about what's going on. Is it possible that you can't help but watch your buddy suffering in the fire pit?" Pang Xu shouted with his eyes widened.

    "Okay, okay, you say it, I'll listen." There is a saying on the Internet that goes well, guys are like that, step up when needed.

    "What kind of life did we live in high school? Every day, a few buddies would sneak out to surf the Internet, play billiards, or just collect money to have sex." The boy sighed, and then began to remember the bitterness and sweetness.

    "That's up to you, okay? I don't have anything to do with these things."?.  Liu Junhao hurriedly corrected him. There is something wrong with this guy. He always likes to blame the funny things he has done on him.

    "You dare to say that you haven't skipped class? In the summer, you asked me to take a bath in Baimayan. At that time, you said that your feet were cramped, but your buddies carried you on bicycles when you came and went."

    "Okay, let's just assume I've done the above. What do you want to say?"

    "My friend who went to college casually spent a few years completely wasted. His major was computer science. After a few years, apart from being proficient in games, he didn't know anything about professional courses. I just graduated and found a job, and it was hard to get a good job or a low job. If it weren't for Xu Xiaoli's supervision, I would have been there  It's still floating around now" He sighed, with a depressed expression on his face.

    "Ah" Liu Junhao sighed lightly but did not express any opinion.

    "Damn, why are you so cold in your response?" Pang Xu grunted dissatisfied.

    "What reaction do you want me to have? It's because you don't want to learn. I don't believe everyone in your school is like this."

    "That's right, I forgot that you didn't go to college."

    "Okay, stop complaining and talk about something else. How is your work lately?" Liu Junhao saw that he was getting more and more depressed as he talked, so he casually changed the subject.

    "The work is okay, not bad, but it's stressful. By the way, one thing is good, Xiaoli has a child."

    "Really? That's a good thing." Liu Junhao was overjoyed, and then sighed in his heart: This speed is simply Shenzhen speed, getting married and having children all at once, without any delay.

    "That's why I'm so depressed. I was planning to delay having children for two years just like you. But my parents are anxious to have a grandchild, and Xiaoli's parents also have the same intention. Now I have three big mountains weighing on my head.  . I have to support a house, children, and a wife. Look at how worried I am these days. I have lost at least ten pounds of body weight. And my hair, even the young ones, have turned gray."

    "That's nonsense. You have hot blood. You had white hair when you were in high school." Liu Junhao revealed the truth unceremoniously.  I used to feel that this person was heartless, but now that I have entered society, I feel so much emotion.

    "How about my child recognizing you as his godfather?" Pang Xu suddenly asked again.

    "Haha, okay." Liu Junhao agreed immediately.  He had previously discussed with Zhang Qian that he would be his godfather when he had a child, but he didn't expect that the two of them had very similar ideas.

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