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- "Tsk, tsk, your monkey really treats it like a child. Look how well you spoil it." Liu Qihua kept shaking his head. Other people in the village are not so pampered towards their children and buy them whatever they want. But thinking about it, he felt it was understandable. After all, this monkey was not an ordinary animal. I heard that he could help his owner find more than ten kilograms of fungus in one trip to the mountain. How much was it worth?
In the end, all he had left was envy.
Liu Junhao followed the monkey, his head getting dizzy. He had already vaguely thought of a possibility regarding monkey buying firecrackers. But I always feel that monkeys don¡¯t have such a high IQ, maybe he is overthinking everything.
Before reaching the chicken farm, Pang Xu shouted impatiently from afar: "Xiao Hao, what did your monkey go back to get?"
"Guess, who guessed the one that I absolutely admire?" Liu Junhao responded, and then stuffed the gun in the monkey's hand into his pocket.
¡°You¡¯re not asking the otters in your yard for help, are you?¡± a familiar tourist asked.
"Haha, otters are not even as good as Doudou on land. You will never imagine what this guy is carrying" Before he finished speaking, the monkey had already jumped on him and took out the cannon, without giving him a chance to create suspense. .
"Wiping the cannon?!" Everyone was stunned, and soon the smart people had thought of the function of this thing, but like Liu Junhao, they had doubts on their faces: Can a monkey be so smart? That's not even a fairy!
The monkey¡¯s next actions confirmed their suspicion. The guy grabbed a box of crackers and got into the hole again.
soon. There was an explosion from inside.
¡°This world is so crazy, monkeys fight pigs and badgers with firecrackers!¡± Pang Xu exclaimed without any hesitation.
"Pa" and "pa" were heard repeatedly inside, followed by the angry cry of the pig badger.
"Oh my God, how did you teach this guy?" Suna Na still hasn't come to her senses yet. Although she knew that her best friend's monkey was extraordinary, she didn't expect that the monster would be so bad that he would even think of using it. Fight the "enemy". A large group of people were busy working on an unsolved problem for a long time, and finally let a monkey solve it. Could it be that human IQ is not as smart as a monkey? If this is the case, our ancestors would not have to evolve.
Not to mention that she found it incredible, in fact, most of the people present found it crazy and unbelievable. If you didn't see it with your own eyes, no one would believe it. I went back and told my friends about this scene today. I believe they also thought it was a fantasy.
"Maybe it's the experience it gained from its usual fights with tabby cats?" Zhang Qian could only speculate. Although she thought her monkey was a little too smart, she didn't think it was too evil. After all, it is common for monkeys to play with firecrackers, and for a while they even used firecrackers to drive Doudou around the yard. We are used to seeing monkeys setting off fireworks and washing dishes, so there seems to be nothing incomprehensible about monkeys setting off fireworks.
In her heart, her own Wukong has long been the epitome of intelligence.
Liu Junhao agrees with his wife's point of view. He also believes that the monkey has gained experience in the struggle, but this guy's behavior is always a bit unacceptable.
"This scene must be filmed. Call reporter Guo later. He will definitely be interested in this news." Pang Xu's mind was racing and he suddenly thought about being on TV.
"Don't make any sound. The pig badger is coming out soon. Xiaohao, get a sack to block the entrance of the cave." Mr. Liu Wu kept listening to the movement in the cave and felt that the pig badger's cry was getting closer and closer. He quickly silenced everyone.
The old man said. Everyone held their breath and waited slightly nervously for the pig badger to appear.
Wukong went wild under the cave, throwing cannons one after another with a loud bang, forcing the pig badgers to have no way to escape, and in the end they could only roar towards the entrance of the cave.
Liu Junhao has already opened the net and is waiting for them to jump in.
"Huh" I felt something hit the mouth of the sack, and then a guy started making a fuss inside.
He had an eye problem and pinched the mouth of the sack to tie it.
"Go to the side and don't block the entrance of the hole. There must be pigs and badgers inside." Liu Wuye hurriedly called out from behind. The old man is very experienced and knows that pig badgers usually give birth at this time, and there must be a male and a female inside. If you are lucky, you can catch pig badgers.
Liu Junhao quickly gave way with a sack, and Pang Xu quickly picked up a sack to make up for it.
After being caught, the pig badger was still dishonest, running rampant in the sack from time to time, struggling like a dying man.
"Old man, are you right? Why hasn't there been any movement for so long?" Everyone waited for five minutes, but still?I didn't see a second pig-badger throwing itself into the trap. However, the sound of firecrackers inside became sparse.
"What will happen to Wukong?" Liu Junhao's heart tightened.
"It must be there, hold the door, there is something going on!" Mr. Liu Wu lay on the ground and listened for half a minute, then suddenly exclaimed.
The sack in Pang Xu¡¯s hand sank, and the guy stretched out his hand to lift it, and then shouted excitedly: ¡°Caught it, caught it!¡±
"Zhizhi" a sharp cry came from inside.
"No, it's a monkey!" Zhang Qian was the first to react.
"How did it get into the sack?" Pang Xu also felt that the sound was wrong and hurriedly opened the sack.
"Zhizhi" The monkey rushed out of the sack, pointed at the guy and yelled, obviously condemning it.
There was no damage to this guy¡¯s body, but all that was left of the cannon in his hand was an empty box. It took the gun from its owner, turned around and got in again.
Less than a minute later, there was another crackling sound inside. Pang Xu missed the mark this time, and soon another pig badger got into the sack.
¡°There¡¯s more!¡± A tourist shouted excitedly as he heard the sound of cannons being fired inside.
In the end, a total of four pig badgers were caught, two big and two small. It can be said that the results were fruitful. Of course, the monkeys from home had a great contribution, but the pig-badger hole was not very comfortable. The guy had been burrowing in for a long time, and the hair all over his body was hot and wet, and it was covered with mud. Liu Junhao saw that it was covered in sweat and mud, so he quickly took it to the stream and washed it, and then took out fruit candy to reward it.
The monkey looked particularly proud and screamed at the sack from time to time along the way.
Liu Junhao originally wanted Mr. Liu Wu to keep those pig badgers, but the old man said that he had to take care of the chickens every day and had no time at all. Let him figure it out. If you really don't want to keep it, you can take it to the street and sell it.
It¡¯s impossible to sell it, but it¡¯s not right to keep it at home. Although both badgers and otters dig holes, their workloads are different. Otters just dig a shallow hole to get rid of trouble, while pig badgers are more perverted and are natural burrowing experts. They dig holes underground when they have nothing to do. The deepest point is about ten meters above the ground. If they are kept free at home, In the yard, maybe within a few days, there will be a tunnel battle in his yard. For the sake of his newly renovated new house, he didn't dare to take the risk.
The only way is to keep it in an iron cage first, and then put it in the mountains after a while. However, one thing to note is to stay away from the chicken farm, otherwise these guys will return to their nest.
Liu Wuye has seen a lot of pigs and badgers in his life, so he didn't think it was anything strange. The others were different. Except for Liu Junhao, all the others had come into contact with pig badgers at close range for the first time, so they were very interested in this thing. They felt that it was not enough to see it through the sack, so they all followed Liu Junhao, preparing to wait until they could see it in his courtyard. .
As soon as these guys were placed in the cage, they immediately bared their teeth and screamed, and the long hairs on their backs stood up one by one.
"This guy is a pig badger, he looks quite cute"
"That's right, Liu Junhao, if you don't want to keep it, sell it to me. I'll take it back and keep it as a pet." A tourist shouted after him.
"Haha, I'm afraid you can't keep this thing. It likes to dig holes. If it gets into your home, it will probably chew up your wardrobe and sofa." Liu Junhao refused with a smile. Well, the number of pig badgers has become less and less in recent years, so let¡¯s leave a seed in the Daqing Mountains.
"It's okay, I think it looks cute." The tourist didn't want to let go.
"Zhizhi" Wukong also squatted next to him and made a small wooden stick to stick on.
One of the larger ones was so anxious that it suddenly opened its mouth and bit the stick. "Crack, click, click!" In three to five seconds, the wooden stick as thick as a finger was long enough.
"Hiss" Everyone took a breath, this guy's teeth are too powerful. Fortunately it is a wooden stick, if you put your finger in it. It's not like eating a carrot, you lose half of it in one bite.
Now, the tourist no longer mentions keeping pets.
"Xiao Hao, I heard that your monkey caught a few pig badgers. I have already called reporter Guo" A group of people were watching in the courtyard, and Liu Guangju ran over excitedly.
This person thinks about publicity in everything Liu Junhao shook his head helplessly. For the sake of Liujiagou, let's let our monkey sacrifice once more.
Counting on one¡¯s fingers, except for him as the owner, it seems that all the animals in his family have been on TV.
"You have a lot of news in Liujiagou. I have even considered setting up a correspondent in the village. Liu Junhao, are you willing to be a reporter?" This was the first thing reporter Guo said when he came to Liujiagou. He was actually quite puzzled as to why the small village of Liujiagou was full of news spots, and something strange would pop up every now and then.Son. And most of the incidents are related to Liu Junhao. This man can be regarded as a strange person.
"Haha, I'd better forget it. The level is not high enough. Let us be the village party secretary. He is more convenient." Liu Junhao declined with a smile.
"You can be the kid you want to be. Don't push back. Promoting our village is the first priority." Liu Guangju wanted to be the one, but he was in his forties or fifties, so it was not appropriate for him to be the one.
Because the whole process of catching pig badgers has just been filmed by tourists, the focus of reporter Guo¡¯s visit this time was to find a few people to interview. Of course, Wukong became the highlight, and we had to shoot several scenes of him firing cannons.
Liu Junhao originally wanted this guy to put a few in for show, but who knew that the box was already empty.
This prodigal sonhe had to go back to Liu Qihua and buy a box.
When Wukong received the warning, he immediately started firing. All of a sudden, there was a lot of excitement in the courtyard, and the four pigs and badgers in the cage screamed repeatedly.
The two mynas were not afraid, so they came to the front and started barking.
"Hey, this is your myna?" Reporter Guo's eyes lit up. It was another news point. It seemed that there were no mynas in the yard when he came last time.
"It was not raised by me, but by Wukong. Come on, call one!" Liu Junhao blew a loud whistle.
"You, silly bird!" the myna then chirped.
Everyone was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter. Especially Pang Xu. I held my stomach and laughed until tears came out.
Liu Junhao scratched his scalp and shouted: "This guy can't learn a single serious word, he just talks nonsense." He was feeling depressed at the moment, blaming Pang Xu for not doing his job, but insisting on teaching his family randomly. Myna, something is wrong now.
"Is there anything else?" Reporter Guo laughed so hard that he wiped away tears. He thought these two birds were too funny.
"What, does fishing count?" Liu Junhao asked.
"They can also fish?" Very few people know this skill, and everyone's curiosity has been aroused again.
"No, it's monkeys fishing. They can watch the fish float." Zhang Qian explained.
¡°Hurry up and let your monkey perform,¡± reporter Guo couldn¡¯t wait to shout.
He immediately took out the fishhook and hung earthworms on it. Unexpectedly, the monkey lost interest this time and refused to catch the fishing rod. Liu Junhao felt a headache and took out a few fruit candies and stuffed them into the guy's hands. Then he reluctantly took the fishhook.
Willow shade, pavilion, and angler, this picture was originally very harmonious, but when the angler turned into a monkey, it made people think it was funny.
"Booked, hooked!" As soon as the fish float sank, the two starlings flapped their wings and shouted.
"You can really fish"
"Isn't this myna so capable?"
"that is¡¡"
Everyone sighed again.
Reporter Guo's face was red at the moment. He didn't know whether it was from heat or excitement. "Liu Junhao, if you have any other strange animals in your home, let them be shown. I'm going to record a special program and put it on the TV station's "Funny Collection" "In the column."
"Xiaopi, come here!" Seeing everyone's excited eyes, Liu Junhao now also wanted to show off.
Huang Pipi received the call from his master and jumped to his side.
"Go, bring me the fan."
After receiving the master's order, this guy immediately ran into the house, and then quickly held a fan.
A group of people are now speechless, and their dogs are not ordinary either.
"Professor Zhao!" Liu Junhao shouted, then pointed to the next door. What happened to Mr. Zhao today? There was such a big movement and he didn't come out to check.
"Woof woof" Xiaopi responded, and then ran out of the yard.
"Xiao Hao, if you have something to do, you won't just go over and tell me. You have to let Xiao Pi shout, I'm taking a nap." Mr. Zhao was still yawning when he came over, and Doudou was following behind him. Seeing so many people in the courtyard staring at him, the old man was stunned for a moment, then asked: "What are you doing? Is there nothing wrong with me?"
"It's okay, it's okay," Liu Junhao explained with a smile: "Reporter Guo is going to ask your turtle dove to perform Arabic numeral recognition."
¡°What¡¯s so interesting here,¡± Professor Zhao shouted, followed by two turtle doves flying into the yard. Then the old man patted Doudou on the head and shouted: "Go, bring me the flashcards."
Doudou shook his tail, then turned and left.
Everyone¡¯s eyes were completely widened, this dog was unusual. Look at thisThose who care about animals are a bit too understanding of human nature.
The afternoon sun was extremely hot, and everyone was gathered together in an airtight atmosphere. However, at this moment, they were completely attracted by the behavior of the animals in the courtyard, and completely forgot about the heat.
In less than two minutes, a stack of paper appeared from Dodou Doudou, with Arabic numerals written on it.
Professor Zhao lined up the cards and then shouted: "Seven"
"Pu Ling Leng" Immediately a turtle dove flew forward and picked up the piece of paper marked with the number seven.
"Three" Another turtle dove followed and took three out of its mouth.
"It's amazing!" It took a long time for Reporter Guo to sigh.
Looking at the appearance of a group of people, not to mention Liu Junhao's pride, even Pang Xu was extremely excited and felt that this guy was really smearing his face. He shouted: "Liu Junhao, let your Doudou perform a kitten fishing again."
"Yes, let the tabby cat fish." Some visitors have already reacted. It seems that they have seen Doudou fishing with his tail on the forum.
After the tabby cat performed, Baoyu and his family came on stage again. Naturally, their performance was also about catching fish
After the animals in the courtyard were shown off one by one, everyone still felt a little unfinished. A single strange thing is not too surprising, but the gathering of so many strange animals is very shocking to people's nerves. These tourists all felt that their visit to Liujiagou was not in vain. The animal performances alone brought too many surprises to people. Reporter Guo also felt that the trip was worthwhile. Now he can't wait to send back the footage he just recorded. He believes that this program will definitely cause a sensation.
It is not that they have never seen circus performances, and the performances of those animals are also very surprising. But this is not the common scenes of a bear on stilts under the whip of an animal trainer, a tiger walking in a fire ring, etc., but a scene that has never been seen before. The animals in Liu Junhao's courtyard seem to be more energetic and more exciting. People feel friendly.
Just like chasing stars, it is easier for people to get close to celebrities who come from ordinary backgrounds, because they seem to want to show people that you can do it as long as you work hard.
The same is true for the animals in Liu Junhao's courtyard. They are more civilian-like. Now many tourists in the hospital are already wondering whether they should go back and get a pet or something to tease them after dinner and have some fun for themselves.
After the performance, Liu Junhao did not let anyone leave. He led Pang Xu and others into the backyard to pick four large watermelons, and then cut them in the yard for everyone to taste.
This move naturally won everyone's favor. After watching the show, you can eat free fruit, which is really good.
Reporter Guo was so impressed after eating the watermelon that he led the photographer around the backyard, saying he wanted to create a hidden advertisement for his watermelon. In fact, Liu Junhao doesn't care about advertising. The watermelons in his yard are in short supply even without advertising.
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