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- "How did you get in?" Liu Junhao became more and more puzzled as he looked. You can tell at first glance that this snake is a dry snake. It doesn't like water at all. It usually only crawls out to look for food on clear nights. It was so humid last night that they wouldn't come out. What's more, these things usually stay in the mountains and rarely climb to the village.
He knocked twice on the car window with his hand. The big snake was alarmed and burrowed deeper. It ducked and only half of its tail was still squirming outside.
"I don't know. We played catch cicadas too late last night, and Xiaolei forgot to lock the car door, and it turned out like this in the morning." Lao Chang was also puzzled. He would have known that it would have cost more to park the car in the yard last night. Kung Fu won¡¯t cause so much trouble.
"This snake is too big to catch. I suggest you get some vinegar and smoke it. I've read online before that snakes are very sensitive to odors, especially the sour vinegar smell." At this time, a tourist suggested. road.
"Xiao Lei, hurry up and buy a few bottles of vinegar." I often seek medical treatment for diseases, regardless of whether this method works or not. Let your daughter buy it directly.
"No, why bother with such a big deal," Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped him. Others have so much respect that they dare not touch this white snake. After all, he is a good young man who grew up under the red flag and does not believe in the same clich¨¦s. He stepped forward, grabbed the snake's tail and pulled it suddenly, then shook it twice. The bones of the snake fell off, and its head just stretched and contracted feebly.
"Uncle Xiao Hao, take this snake back and feed it to your family." Maozi came over and shouted. He had the idea of ??catching the big snake and raising it, but just as he was about to step forward to catch the snake, he was so stunned that he lost his mind. Now his forehead still hurts.
"Why should I raise it?" Liu Junhao shook a few more times, and the snake was completely stunned.
"Catch mice. The book says how many mice a snake can eat in a day." The boy encouraged, "Besides, if you raise this snake to a big size, people can visit it."
"If you let it catch mice, won't my Doudou be laid off?" This snake looked very distinctive, and Liu Junhao had the idea of ??raising it. However, thinking that his wife had no love for snakes, he gave up the idea and directly picked the white snake into the grass with a stick and threw it away.
The snake didn't seem to be greatly affected. As soon as it landed on the ground, it immediately slipped and got into the cracks in the rocks.
When we returned to the pond, we saw Zhao Guangming chattering to a group of children about the shell. The motorcycle next to him also had a small speaker.
"Why are you here so early? I know it has only been a few days. It will take another ten days for Zhang Qian to organize people to go up the mountain." Liu Junhao asked with some confusion. This person had said hello before. Knowing that the cicada shell will naturally be kept by him, is there any need to be so panicked?
"Of course I'm not worried about your village, but other villages may not know it. This is propaganda, don't you know? See, high technology is used" Zhao Guangming said and pressed the speaker button, and there was immediately " Got it" voice.
¡°Bullshit, what kind of high-tech do you think this is? This is what the rag collectors in the village use now.¡± Liu Junhao joked
"Kao, can it be the same?" Zhao Guangming asked with pride. He also felt that it was a bit embarrassing to use this small speaker.
"What do you think? I was told to hide this speaker quickly."
Finally, Zhao Guangming asked him to help collect the shell again.
"I don't have the time to collect it for you." Liu Junhao shook his head repeatedly.
¡°I originally thought that the children in the village would not collect many cicada husks, but I never thought that the single-haired child alone brought more than two kilograms, and the other children also brought in several kilograms.
In the end, many tourists came to sell convenience bags. They were just picked up in the past two days, and the number was very small, just for fun.
Seeing that Zhao Guangming was busy here, Liu Junhao didn't bother him and prepared to say hello and go back.
When he turned around and was about to leave, Er Mazi caught him. His cattle trough was knocked down by a big ox, and now he needs someone to put it back in place. This busy time lasted another half an hour. Liu Junhao completely forgot that he had not eaten breakfast.
It happened that Lao Chang and his family wanted to go there to buy watermelons, so Liu Junhao took them there together.
Who knew that as soon as he arrived at the door, Wukong screamed and threw himself into his arms.
"My uncle is back, please take care of Wukong." Xiao Jianhui came up to greet him.
The monkey was squeaking in his arms, looking very angry.
"What's wrong with it?" Liu Junhao wondered to the people in the courtyard. Although he doesn't understand monkey language, he can still understand some basic things after spending so much time with Wukong. It seems like this guy is complaining.
"Wukong wanted our money, but if I didn't give it to him, he would come over and grab my hair and mess up my braids. If Aunt Zhang hadn't stopped him, he would have scratched me." Little Tongtong muttered. shouted. She still has it on her faceWith a few tears on his face, he looked even more aggrieved than Wukong.
When did monkeys become so domineering? It seems that when it asks for money but doesn't give it, it just gets sulky at most. This is the first time it has ever seen such a situation. Liu Junhao looked at his wife in confusion, wanting to know the reason.
"Why don't you tell me where your money comes from? Wukong is supposed to get a share of the money from selling cicada shells. He is busy with you up and down the trees every day. His efforts are no less than yours" Zhang Qian Open your mouth to defend your own monkey.
When Zhao Guangming came to collect the shell, several little guys knew it and immediately carried the results of these days over. On the way there, they had already agreed that the money from selling the cicada shells would be shared equally among the four of them. In a few days, I made seven or eight kilograms of cicada shells, which could be sold for more than 200 yuan. They were in high spirits along the way, calculating how much money they would be able to share during the summer vacation, and what fun things they would buy when school started. The discussion was so intense that they didn't even think about the monkey.
Who would have thought that when Wukong saw that cicada shells could be sold for money, he would also reach out and ask Xiao Tongtong for them. The little girl held her purse and didn't want to give it to her. Several times in a row, the monkey became angry. He reached out and scratched her hair with his claws. The little girl didn't expect that the previously lively and cute monkey would suddenly go berserk, and she was so frightened that she started crying in the courtyard.
Fortunately, Zhang Qian heard something wrong and came out to check, otherwise this girl might have been scratched twice on her face.
I see, why are monkeys so unreasonable? Feelings are the reason. My wife is right. Xiao Haoyu and the four of them were able to crack so many cicada shells, and the monkey had to exert at least one-third of the effort, or even more. You must know that these guys used to carry bamboo poles to easily hit cicada shells at high places. It's better now, go out and call Wukong, and just two pieces of candy can make the monkey run up and down the tree.
A few days ago, Liu Junhao was still complaining about his monkey, but now the trouble has really come. The monkey is not the one who suffers at all.
"No, that monkey of yours" Old Chang's wife lost her voice after just two sentences. The TV station used to show Liu Junhao's animal performances, and the most outstanding one was the monkey. She had already regarded the monkey as very smart at that time, but compared to the situation before her, she seemed to have seriously underestimated this guy - it actually understood the importance of such colorful paper.
¡°It¡¯s okay, just get used to it,¡± Liu Junhao chuckled, and then remembered that he hadn¡¯t invited Lao Chang¡¯s family to sit in the yard. How can my own monkey infer based on common sense? Although this guy can't think, long-term observation has taught him that colorful paper can be exchanged for things.
Asking Lao Chang and the others to sit down in the courtyard, Zhang Qian had already cut up half of the watermelon and placed it on the stone table.
"Zhizhi" Seeing that his master no longer paid attention to him, Wukong began to yell again.
"I said you guys earn so much money. At least give it some." Liu Junhao scratched his head helplessly.
"No." The little girl covered her pocket tightly, "Why don't you let Haoyu give it? He can get a share of the money."
Finally, when the girl saw that the monkey's mood had stabilized, she patted it on the head like a child and shouted, "Be obedient, keep this money in my hand first, and I will buy you candies later."
I don¡¯t know if the monkey understood it or not. Anyway, it screamed more happily in the owner¡¯s arms, and it even wanted to struggle and jump down several times.
Yes, I can¡¯t do it if I¡¯m annoyed. Liu Junhao had no choice but to take out a few pieces from his pocket and stuff them into the monkey's hands. This guy doesn't know denominations, he just knows that more is better. In fact, putting the money in its hands is a complete waste. If it doesn't take half an hour, it will definitely go to Liu Qihua's place to buy a gun and use it.
Sure enough, this guy immediately settled down after getting the money. He put his monkey's paw into his mouth and dipped some saliva into it, and then he counted the banknotes one by one.
"Cough cough" Lao Chang's family lived in Er Mazi. In the morning, he ate two of the salted duck eggs because they were so oily. The duck eggs were a bit salty, and his mouth had been dry all morning. Now he was gnawing on the watermelon. As soon as I saw the monkey counting money, I immediately got a mouthful of watermelon stuck in my throat. His face turned red and his neck was thick from holding it in, and he coughed several times without replying. Liu Junhao saw that something was wrong and hurriedly hit him twice on the back with his fist.
"Iyour monkey is so cute." It took nearly half a minute before Lao Chang regained his composure.
"Haha, just get used to it, get used to it." Liu Junhao and Zhang Qian were not surprised. No need to ask, he must be imitating his master. Liu Junhao likes to do this action when counting money.
With just the four dollars, the monkey counted them for a long time, then barked at the two starlings a few times and led them out of the yard.
"Wukong is so fun. Before the holidays, several of our classmates said that we would come over to watch it when we have time during the summer vacation," Chang Lei said at this time. A group of students went to Liujiagou during the winter vacation last year. What impression did the monkeys leave on them?
"Welcome anytime." It seems that university is really a place that transforms people. This girl seems to be a lot more cheerful, and she no longer lowers her head when speaking.
"Xiao Lei is standing in front of the fight. In a few days, classmates from her class will come together. This girl is now the organizing committee member of the class," Lao Chang's wife explained with a smile, "She has never organized any activities before. This time It's also an exercise for her." Looking at the smile between her brows, it was obvious that she was happy for her daughter's transformation.
"Mom, what are you talking about?" This girl is so thin-skinned. After hearing her mother's compliment, she immediately picked up her camera and started wandering around the courtyard. The things in the courtyard have been seen online, but they are beautiful. But there is no sense of reality. She took several photos in a row and was finally pulled out of the yard by Xiao Tongtong.
After a while, there was a crackling sound outside the hospital. No need to go out to see, Wukong must be back after buying a cannon.
This guy was afraid that Liu Junhao would confiscate the cannon, so he put it clean outside the hospital before squeaking in.
To Liu Junhao¡¯s surprise again, the monkey was not completely convinced and was still holding two sausages in its paws.
"For me?" Seeing Wukong stuffing the sausage into his hand, Liu Junhao asked in surprise. It seemed like this was the first time for this guy to be so attentive.
"Zhizhi" the monkey kept nodding.
"Tsk tskthe sun comes from the west
Out. "Zhang Qian felt extremely strange when she saw this situation. Lao Chang and his wife could only look at the scene in front of them speechlessly. For half an hour, the monkey gave them an unimaginable impact.
Seeing their stunned looks, Liu Junhao also deliberately showed off, took out his nail scissors and cut a hole in the packaging of the sausage. The sausage was wrapped in a layer of plastic and was very smooth. It took him a lot of effort to cut it open.
Just after cutting it, but before peeling it, the monkey suddenly reached out and grabbed it in its paw, then opened its mouth and took a bite.
Liu Junhao finally understood this guy¡¯s intentions when he saw him handing over another sausage: he couldn¡¯t get rid of the plastic packaging on it, so he was looking for his own.
The remaining three people obviously understood and burst into laughter. Fortunately, Lao Chang didn't eat watermelon this time, otherwise he would have choked again.
¡°It¡¯s too funny,¡± Chang¡¯s wife said after a long while, wiping her tears.
"This guy is like that," Liu Junhao could only smooth things over for himself.
The monkey didn¡¯t just eat the sausages he bought, but fed one to the starling.
The guy sneaked into the house after eating and drinking. Zhang Qian was afraid that it would mess around inside, so she hurriedly followed him. Who knew that this time the monkey didn't look for anything else, but came out with a garbage bag.
"What are you doing?" Lao Chang asked with interest.
¡°I don¡¯t know, maybe they are picking up garbage.¡± Most tourists know that monkeys pay attention to hygiene. This guy loves to be serious. As long as he sees rubbish thrown by someone on the ground, he will point at the rubbish and whisper in your ear until the rubbish is picked up. Because of this, Liu Guangju even considered asking monkeys to serve as Liujiagou¡¯s ¡°health ambassador.¡±
"Let's go and have a look." Old Chang's wife was amused several times in the morning, and now she is interested in monkeys picking up garbage.
Things once again exceeded Liu Junhao¡¯s expectation. The monkey was not picking up garbage this time. As soon as it came out of the yard, it jumped straight onto the toon tree by the ditch, then picked a cicada shell from it and put it into a plastic bag.
"Isn't it planning to find out the shell and sell it?" Old Chang's wife was shocked again. She now doubted whether she was facing a monkey.
"It's possible." Zhang Qian has no doubts about this. After being exposed to it for a long time, she takes it for granted that monkeys are smart.
"Wow, look, Wukong has picked up cicada shells for us again." Several little guys over there saw the movement and ran over excitedly.
"Zhizhi" monkey didn't give them a good look. He squatted on the branch and grinned, shouting, and held the plastic bag tightly with his paws. This guy is quite vindictive, and I'm afraid he won't be able to help them out in the future.
Let me explain the reason why I didn¡¯t update in the past two days. I just found a job and I am in the familiarization stage of my new job, so I am quite busy and I definitely don¡¯t have time to write a book during the day. I go to work at 8:30 and finish at 6:00. It takes more than an hour each time to take the bus to and from get off work. It's already past 8:00 when I get home and have dinner. I'm too tired so I haven't updated.
I'm really embarrassed. I can't update this Sunday to be able to update tomorrow night. I can't guarantee it.
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