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    The monkey seems to have no sense of saving money at all.  Before I got home, I had already grabbed the money and ran to the village.

    Liu Junhao originally wanted to stop him, but finally decided against it.  The wind blows the egg shells, and the monkey is happy when the wealth is gone.  With that money, he can buy whatever he likes. After spending it, this guy will be completely honest.

    Several tourists came with me to find Wukong on a hot day. Although they didn¡¯t help much, the favor must be accepted.

    Liu Junhao let a few people into the yard, then took out a large flower skin from the backyard and started killing it, while Zhang Qian washed a few bunches of juicy grapes with well water.  The grapes on the shelf are not fully ripe and are still jade-green in color.  However, the grapes at this time have a unique taste and are very refreshing. The children have been picking and eating them in the past two days.  Not only them, but the magpies and gray magpies in the courtyard also landed on the shelf to steal a bite from time to time.  To say that birds are smarter than humans, those who have been pecked by them can definitely be eaten. This is what Zhang Qian just picked based on.  When the grapes matured, Wukong regarded the two vines as his own food. Whenever a bird landed on the grape trellis, it would chase after it crazily. Even when the owner was picking grapes, it would chirp next to it for a long time.

    Several tourists were eating fruits and talking about monkeys.

    "Xiao Hao, what else can your monkey not do?"

    What can¡¯t Wukong do?  Liu Junhao thought for a long time. That guy had great imitation skills and seemed to be able to do everything except not speak.

    "That's right. I found that your Wukong is very evil. He actually knows how to buy things with money. Can you tell me how he was trained?" Another tourist asked.

    "It's not too evil. In fact, animals are far smarter than people think." Before Liu Junhao could answer, another tourist joked, "The news I read online two days ago said that chimpanzees will  Use rope to make a ropeway across the river.¡±

    "Well, it's true. Some animals are indeed very smart. I once read a piece of news on the Internet, saying that an old man kept a cat. In addition, there was an alarm clock in the shape of a tabby cat on the bedside. The alarm clock was set at a set time.  The old man would get up and exercise as soon as the time came. As a result, the tabby cat became jealous and secretly hid the alarm clock. When the time came, he would wake up the old man on time"

    By this time, the sun was no longer so fierce, and the mountain breeze was blowing slightly. After eating two pieces of watermelon, everyone felt that the heat in their bodies disappeared without a trace.

    Sitting under the shade of a tree and chatting all over the world gives people a drowsy feeling This kind of comfortable and lazy life is rarely enjoyed in the city.

    Several people were talking animatedly when Zhang Qian heard the phone in the living room ring.  She hurriedly entered the house, and then went out to call her husband, saying that Liu Qihua was calling.

    What on earth happened to that guy? It was so mysterious that Liu Junhao went into the room to answer the phone in confusion.

    "Uncle Xiao Hao, your monkey has stolen money again. Come here quickly. I haven't told Teacher Zhang yet." Liu Qihua's voice on the phone was very low.  People see monkeys suddenly buying things for dozens of dollars.  I suspect this guy stole money from the family.  After all, Wukong had a criminal record, so he was worried, so he called.

    But what did he mean by what he said earlier?  Liu Junhao answered in confusion, "That's it? You can just tell her directly. You need to be like an underground party contact. I thought you were going to say something."

    "Thatthat's not your private money?" Liu Qihua was even more confused than him, and his words showed surprise.

    I was dizzy, and I finally understood what it meant. This person thought the monkey had stolen his private money. No wonder he didn't tell Zhang Qian just now.

    Do I need to hide my personal money?  Liu Junhao held the microphone and replied dumbfounded: "It's okay, the money is for the monkey. Just give it whatever it wants. The money will be spent."

    "No, Uncle Xiao Hao, are you mistaken? This money is not a lot at all, it is more than fifty yuan." Liu Qihua heard his voice was very calm, and thought he didn't know the amount, so he hurriedly followed.

    "That's right, the monkey got the money from selling the cicada shells. You can spend it as you want," there were guests outside to keep him company.  After Liu Junhao finished speaking, he wanted to hang up the phone.

    "Tsk, tsk" Over there, Liu Qihua looked at Wukong holding a fifty-renminbi card in his paws, and he could only sigh.  My daily profit from this store is less than 50 yuan, and other monkeys are living a more relaxed life than him, so I raise my hand to buy a fifty yuan ticket.  But this thing is not something I can envy. Monkeys are not good at making money. Just go to the mountains and pick fungus and you can sell it for hundreds of yuan.  There is also a TV series that will be filmed soon, and that guy¡¯s salary is several hundred yuan a day.  Now when people in the village see Wukong, they all envy him, and they all say he is a fortune monkey.

    "By the way, what did my Wukong buy?" Liu Junhao asked before hanging up the phone.

    "It wants to eat ice cream now"

    "Use plastic bags to give monkeys moreInstall some, I have guests here.  "When he heard that there was ice cream, he couldn't help but tell him. I'm tired of the fruits in the courtyard. It's good to change the taste occasionally.

    When the other party hung up the phone, he smiled bitterly and shook his head.  Do you want to hide private money for your own use?  Having said that, I seem to have read online that many married men have the habit of hiding private money.  Fortunately for Liu Junhao, he never thought about it.

    Zhang Qian is not the kind of person who checks how much money her husband has in his pocket every day. At most, he does laundry.

    Every time you go to your trouser pockets, don¡¯t wash your money.

    Mentioning this, he remembered what Pang Xu had complained about a few days ago. The boy said that Xu Xiaoli searched his trouser pockets when she had nothing to do, and now his trouser pockets were cleaner than his face.  However, this guy grew up through the struggle. At that time, he even proudly introduced how to hide private money so that his wife could not find it.  What to put in books, put in the gaps of drawers, etc., seven or eight methods were introduced in succession, saying that Liu Junhao should learn from them.

    I can't stand that guy's nonsense.  He said directly, Zhang Qian never checks my private money, and this guy immediately closed the dialog box in great depression.

    However, Liu Junhao mentioned Pang Xu's grievance to his wife and asked her to talk to Xu Xiaoli when she was fine. Don't control her husband too much. After all, a man can't stand straight when he goes out without much money in his pocket. Some miscellaneous things  Entertainment also costs money.

    Zhang Qian¡¯s feedback was another version: Pang Xu often smokes secretly, and smoking is harmful to health. Xu Xiaoli was afraid of the impact on the fetus, so she implemented the three-person policy towards her husband.

    "Our Wukong went to buy ice cream with 50 yuan. Liu Qihua thought it was the money he stole. He said he didn't dare to sell it, so he called me." When he went out to see his wife, there was a question in his eyes. Liu Junhao explained, and then turned to him.  He shouted to several friends, "Don't leave, everyone, the monkey will be back soon to buy ice cream."

    I originally thought of showing off, but after waiting for half an hour, I was surprised to see no monkey coming home.  Liu Junhao finally had to send Xiao Tongtong and a few people to the village to look for him.  Before they could go out, the monkey staggered into the yard.

    But its hands were empty, not even a popsicle stick.

    "Uncle Liu, didn't you say that Wukong bought a lot of ice cream? Why can't I see it?" Xiao Haoyu asked puzzledly.

    "Didn't this guy eat everything?" Liu Junhao stared at the monkey in confusion.  The guy's stomach was swollen.  As soon as he moved his body, a full burp came out, which obviously smelled like butter.

    "Wukong likes to eat alone the most. I won't give him any candy next time." Little Tongtong waited for a long time but didn't get the ice cream, and her pouty mouth could hang on the oil bottle.

    "Hiccup" The monkey didn't know whether he understood her words or not. He just lay in the shade of the tree and hiccupped feebly.

    ¡°Probably because he ate too much sorbet, this guy has been out of energy all afternoon and has completely lost his usual liveliness.  It had been lying down to eat at night. When Liu Junhao picked it up, it only took two bites and then turned around and got into the monkey's nest.

    "Wukong won't be able to eat anything. I just called Liu Qihua and asked him. He said that he brought ten ice creams to the monkey at one time. People will have diarrhea after eating so many ice creams." Before going to bed, Zhang Qian was very worried.  asked.

    "It should be fine. If something happens, I'll teach the monkey a lesson. It won't be so greedy next time." Seeing his wife's worried look, Liu Junhao said again, "Don't worry, I'll go to the ditch tomorrow morning to pull some dumplings."  Laohu comes back and gives the monkey an egg, and if it eats it, it will be fine."

    The inverted pull-up coupler is a common woody plant in rural areas. The leaves of this thing look very similar to the leaves of acacia.  However, it belongs to the shrub family, and the plant is very thin and short, so it is usually of no use at all.  However, the inverted pull-up coupler is very effective in treating diarrhea. If anyone in the countryside has a stomach problem, he can go to the ditch and pull up a handful of leaves, then mix it with eggs and fry them. After eating it once, he will be cured.

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Some greedy guys lied to their parents about having diarrhea in order to eat eggs.  As a result, after eating the scrambled eggs, my mouth was full of bubbles and I became very angry.

    "Then you have to worry about something tomorrow." After hearing what he said, Zhang Qian finally let go of her worries.

    Because Liu Junhao was worried about the monkey, he got up early the next morning and went to the monkey nest to find that Wukong had gone out at some time.

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This guy looked half dead yesterday, which made my wife worried for most of the night. Who knew he would recover so quickly.

    Seeing that there was nothing unusual, Liu Junhao started to make breakfast after freshening up.  The couple got up late these days, and Zhang Ma helped cook the meals.  He was very embarrassed. The old lady lived in her daughter's house to enjoy a happy life, so how could she help cook.  I told Zhang Ma several times in a row to sleep a little longer in the morning.  But the elderly sleep less and get up at dawn.??Liu Junhao woke up and found that the meal was already ready.

    Ma Zhang didn¡¯t have so many thoughts. During her time at her son-in-law¡¯s house, she had nothing to worry about except taking care of her two grandsons. She had no worries about food and housing. It had only been ten days, and she had become much younger again.

    I just cut the vegetables.  Before putting it into the pot, Wukong came in shouting, holding a large handful of reverse pull-up couplings in his hand and stuffing them into his mouth.

    Do monkeys also know herbal medicine?  Liu Junhao gained knowledge again.

    I don¡¯t know how to express the updated question, I can only say sorry.

    I have been really busy these days. To paraphrase a sentence: "I wake up earlier than a chicken, work more than a cow, go to bed later than a dog, and eat worse than a pig." Take this chapter for example, the content of which I wrote a few days ago  I thought about it, but I never got the time code.  I thought I could write more today, but the leader suddenly called me in the morning and I was delayed again.  In the afternoon, I accompanied someone to look at a house. My heels hurt when I turned around. I didn't have a chance to update until after dinner.

    It¡¯s almost eleven o¡¯clock since I finished coding this chapter, and I have to get up and go to work at six-thirty tomorrow.

    I hope things will be better next month, but I really can¡¯t make any guarantees.

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