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    It was really strange. A group of people watched it by the pond for a long time.  In the end, I couldn't tell why.

    "Could it have something to do with these mulberries? You see, the water in the pond is almost dyed purple." A tourist saw a lot of purple-red mulberries on the water, so he speculated.

    ¡°Brother, you don¡¯t usually fish, right?¡± As soon as he finished speaking, a tourist next to him asked.

    "How do you know?" the man asked in a slightly strange tone.

    "If you fish often, you won't say something like this. Let me tell you, mulberries are the best bait and the fishing effect is very good." The tourist continued to popularize science.  This man Liu Junhao is relatively familiar. He is a senior fishing friend and drives to Liujiagou to fish every now and then.

    "No, can you fish with mulberries?" The man looked at Liu Junhao with disbelief, obviously hoping that the "expert" would clarify his doubts.

    The tourists all turned to look at Liu Junhao. Many of them heard about this for the first time and found it particularly strange.

    "He's right, mulberries can be used for fishing, especially big fish." This question naturally did not trouble Liu Junhao. He often used mulberries to fish when he was a child, and once caught a grass carp weighing more than four kilograms.  In fact, not only mulberries can be used for fishing, but also tender corn kernels, sunflower seeds, edamame, pumpkin flowers, etc. He has tried all of these, and the effect is no worse than specially made bait.

    "What are you guys looking at here?" They were discussing.  Liu Wuye's voice came from outside.  He and Lao Niutou were still carrying a large bag of feed in their hands. They originally planned to feed the chickens in the chicken farm, but when they saw a large circle of people surrounding them, the two old men thought something had happened and came to join in the fun.

    "Old man, you are finally here. We were looking for you just now?" Upon hearing his voice, several tourists immediately became excited and explained the matter clearly in a few words.  In their opinion, Liu Wuye is more authoritative than Liu Junhao, after all, his age is there.  Also, they have all heard about the glorious deeds of the old man catching turtles with a fork. Although they have not seen it with their own eyes, "a person's name is like the shadow of a tree", this old man is definitely not an ordinary person.

    But they were disappointed. Liu Wuye looked around the pond for a long time and finally shook his head.

    "I know why, these loaches are all drunk." Old Niutou squatted by the water, caught two loaches and looked at them for a while, then stood up and said.

    ¡°Loach is drunk?¡± Everyone looked at him in disbelief.  This old man¡¯s answer is so creative!  Who would be stupid enough to pour wine into a pond? That¡¯s just because they have a brain problem and have money and no place to throw it away.  Besides, in such a big pond, if you want to make the fish drunk, you will probably have to pour at least a hundred catties of wine into it.

    "What's that look in your kid's eyes? I don't believe it." Seeing Liu Qiyong's expression, Lao Niutou explained with slight annoyance: "Look at the mulberry tree next to you. There are so many mulberries falling into the water. It's hot in summer, so in the water  Once soaked, it will definitely ferment. This is stagnant water. Over time, this puddle will turn into mulberry juice, and it would be strange not to get drunk."

    "I said it has something to do with mulberries, but you still don't believe it." After hearing the old man's explanation, the previous tourist immediately believed it and followed with a slight expression of satisfaction.

    Lao Niutou¡¯s explanation sounds reasonable, but when I think about it further, I feel that it is wrong. Why is it that only the loach is drunk and the other fish are fine?

    "Then I don't know. Anyway, I've seen this happen before. I heard from the old people that it was caused by mulberries." Regarding this problem, Lao Niutou only knew what it was and didn't know why.

    "I know that loaches usually live at the bottom of the water. The juice produced by this mulberry is denser than water and usually sinks to the bottom of the water. Most fish live in the upper layer of the water, so they are fine for the time being."

    After listening to the tourist¡¯s explanation, someone else questioned: ¡°It seems I¡¯ve never heard before that eating too many mulberries will make you drunk.¡±

    "Who says there is no such thing? The Book of Songs describes examples of other animals becoming drunk after eating mulberries."

    "The Book of Songs?" A big question mark flashed on everyone's forehead.

    Fainting, the more he talked about it, the more outrageous it became. Everyone in the circle felt that this man was very capable of blowing, which can also be connected with the "Book of Songs".

    The man failed.  Then he read in a melodious tone: "The mulberry trees have not yet fallen, and their leaves are like green leaves. The doves are crying, and they have no food to eat mulberries! Isn't it just a description of the turtle dove eating too many mulberries and getting drunk?"

    After listening to people talking about it, many people suddenly realized that there really is such a passage in the "Book of Songs".  Liu Junhao also had some impressions. It seemed that he had studied that article when he was in school, but he had already returned those things to the teacher in school.  If it hadn't been explained just now, he really wouldn't know what those two sentences meant?

    This tourist has a good memory. It¡¯s amazing that someone in his thirties can still clearly remember articles from high school.  Liu Junhao was a little impressed at first, but later he found out that he was a Chinese teacher in high school. No wonder he remembered it so clearly.

    ? ?The loach incident was just a small accident, it went away as quickly as it came.  Since there was no malicious use of pesticides, there was no big problem. He didn't want to wander around the village on a hot day, so he said hello to everyone and then returned home.

    I just sat under the fan and blew it for less than five minutes

    , the phone rang again.

    "Hey, Zhang Qian, is that you" The call was connected. Before Liu Junhao could speak, Xu Xiaoli was already crying and shouting: "I want to divorce this bastard Pang Xu Well, he doesn't understand people so much."  He quarreled with me every day, and we quarreled twice this week I want a divorce, and I won¡¯t give him a child anymore. He can have children with whomever he wants."

    "Hey, Xu Xiaoli, don't be impulsive." No.  The two of them are getting divorced and they don¡¯t want their children anymore?  Liu Junhao was shocked and quickly spoke out to dissuade him.

    "Oh, it's you, give the phone to Zhang Qian, I have something to do with her." Only then did Xu Xiaoli react, feeling quite embarrassed in her words.

    Hearing her cry miserably over there, as if the sky was falling, Liu Junhao didn't dare to delay and hurriedly handed the phone to Zhang Qian's hand.  He didn't leave, mainly because he wanted to hear what was going on with the couple. They were so sweet and sweet when they came here a few days ago, but why did they start to have such a loud fight and get divorced in the blink of an eye.

    Zhang Qian didn't give him a chance, and waved her hand to let him out, obviously because she was afraid that he would hear her private words.

    If you don¡¯t listen, don¡¯t listen. If my wife doesn¡¯t tell you, I will call Pang Xu later and ask him.

    "This couple really thinks of them as a fire-fighting team. If anything happens, they are sure to call over."  To say that their life was indeed thrilling, it was like acting in a TV series. I remember one time they almost broke up because of Pang Xu playing games.

    What big thing happened this time was that we were going to get divorced.  Xu Xiaoli seemed to be scolding Pang Xu on the phone just now for being unfaithful. Could it be that this guy has an affair?  The more Liu Junhao thought about it, the more it seemed possible.  This kid wasn't a good guy when he was in high school. He used his binoculars to peek into the girls' dormitory a lot.

    I thought that Xu Xiaoli should hang up the phone after crying for a while, but it has been half an hour, and there is no sign of the movement in the room stopping, but Zhang Qian's laughter can be heard in the middle.

    This call was a record-breaking one. It lasted for more than an hour before Zhang Qian closed her phone and walked out. She shook her head with a wry smile and said, "She can really say that. My phone is getting hot."

    "Why are they getting divorced?"

    As soon as Liu Junhao asked the question, his wife burst out laughing, which was baffling.  Is she gloating about her misfortune?

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????? Zhang Qian stopped smiling and said, "You guessed it, I guessed that I will wash the dishes this week."

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    "You don't know, I almost laughed to death just now. Do you know what they were arguing aboutXu Xiaoli was playing Upgrade on the computer. Originally, they were the banker in this game, and her partner played the Lord of Hearts, and her cards were also very good.  , two pairs of hearts, and double kings. This card is a rare good card in a century. She was so excited that she called her husband to come over and take a look. As a result, Pang Xu was just looking for a draw, but he was not helping. He came to buy the bottom, and also  She broke up her two kings. As a result, she lost nearly two thousand Happy Beans in this game. Xu Xiaoli was so angry that they quarreled and ended up getting divorced."

    "Isn't it?" Liu Junhao was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.  That couple is really the best. They are arguing about getting a divorce over such a trivial matter. They are no different from children.

    "It's just that you don't know how hard I was holding it in when I answered the phone just now." Zhang Qian laughed for a while and then said with emotion, "It's a good thing you don't like playing games, otherwise our plan would be noisy. I've heard  There was a couple quarreling over stealing food."

    "Then how did she calm down in the end?" Liu Junhao became curious again. Xu Xiaoli was very resentful when she first answered the phone.

    "Haha, I gave her an idea and asked Pang Xu to sign a couple's quarrel agreement. Now he jumped up and couldn't get up."

    "A quarrel agreement?" You can also sign an agreement. My wife is so talented, but why do I always feel bad? There seems to be a contract of prostitution.

    Sure enough, Zhang Qian chattered a lot, and Liu Junhao broke into a cold sweat on his spine. Fortunately, he didn't have a rebellious spirit, otherwise Zhang Qian might try these things on him first.

    1. No matter what the reason is, as long as two people quarrel, the man must immediately apologize unconditionally.  And coax the other person until his anger subsides.  Otherwise, the man will be responsible for the consequences of the quarrel between the two?.

    A man is not allowed to throw things when he is angry, but a woman can throw pillows and sofa cushions?

    3. When quarreling on the phone, the man is not allowed to hang up the phone first. If he hangs up, he must call back within one minute and admit his mistake and apologize. During the quarrel, if the woman hangs up on her own initiative,If so, the man must call back immediately?

    After listening to dozens of things his wife said, Liu Junhao silently muttered in his heart that Pang Xu would suffer a lot in the future.

    To explain, I saw something about loaches getting drunk after eating too many mulberries when I was a kid.  At that time, we, a group of children, were frantically fishing for money, and we were even beaten up by adults because they said it was caused by pesticides.  However, the loach recovered after being brought to the shore. Later, someone said that they were drunk from eating too many mulberries.  Oddly enough, other fish seem to have no problem eating mulberries.  I'm not sure what the reason is, but I heard old people say that people get drunk. Before writing this chapter, I checked online. Unfortunately, there is no information on this, so I can only write according to my own understanding.  .

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