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- ?After Ye Chen finished speaking, he ignored it and turned around to go elsewhere. He seemed to think that there should be other things in this magic cave. Since he was here and there was no danger for the time being, he would check it out carefully. Maybe What treasures can you find? "Registered members of Piaotian Literature recommend this work" Registered members of Piaotian Literature recommend this work.
Ye Chen walked to the other side, letting the hell dragon howl crazily behind him. As he walked, he was suddenly startled, and Ye Chen's expression became very wonderful.
The scene in front of him made the muscles on his face twitch. Under the stone wall deep in the magic cave, there was a small stone platform. The stone platform was carved from jade. There was a faint brilliance on the stone platform, forming a There is a translucent light shield, and there is a creature in the light shield.
Ye Chen's eyes were fixed there, and the corners of his eyes were twitching. The thing was half a man tall, with a turtle shell on its back, a smooth turtle head, two mustaches on its mouth, and two round eyes looking at it. He was constantly turning, his neck was stretched out, and his red tongue was hanging out. The strangest thing was that this guy was standing upright, looking very funny, standing motionless on the jade platform like a statue.
A turtle bastard!
Ye Chen was shocked and stunned. He didn't expect to see a turtle tortoise in this magic cave, and it was also a tortoise standing in a human posture. Especially the turtle's head, which was shiny and smooth. If the mouth was on the top of the head, it would be even more Interesting.
"You bastard, what are you looking at? Have you never seen such a handsome Mr. Turtle?"
"Poof!"
Ye Chen directly spat out a mouthful of saliva. If there wasn't a light mask between them, he would have sprayed it all over his face. What the hell is going on? What kind of turtle bastard is this?
"Well I've just never seen such a stylish turtle head. Speaking of which, isn't there just a slit on the turtle head, and it should be vertical, but your turtle head is really particular, the opening Not to mention it grows sideways, and it has two eyeballs. It¡¯s so damn weird. And that hair, shouldn¡¯t it be under your neck? Why does it have a long mouth? "Hey, hey!" Evil smile.
"I rely on you, Uncle Turtle. You see how handsome Uncle Turtle is. Are you not convinced?" The turtle's eyeballs were swaying and he said: "Boy, hurry up and smash this damn mask to Uncle Turtle. Turtle." The uncle has been trapped inside for tens of thousands of years."
"Tens of thousands of years?"
Ye Chen looked at this guy in confusion. This guy's cultivation level was invisible, but Ye Chen could also feel that it was not that powerful. It was probably worse than him. It actually brazenly said that he had been trapped in it for tens of thousands of years. .
And the light doesn¡¯t seem to be very strong. It can¡¯t come out on its own? If you want to help him break it, there may be some conspiracy here.
"It turns out it's just an old bastard. I'm telling you, old bastard, don't use your own weakness to insult other people's intelligence. What kind of light mask is so weak that you can't come out on your own, and you want me to help you blast it?"
"I want you to do me a little favor, you know what the hell, this is a formation platform, the inner space is extremely solid, it can only be blasted from the outside, damn, Turtle Saint, I am unlucky, I happened to meet four old people The divine mind of the thing is fighting with that stupid hell dragon, and it¡¯s a hammer fight, which has caused problems in all my formations. Damn it, Holy Turtle, I¡¯ve been trapped here for so long.¡± Wugui looked very angry, and kept saying. Cursed.
Ye Chen almost choked. This guy was so mean-mouthed and invincible. After careful observation, he found that this guy was really not that strong. He was not wrong. He raised his hand and slapped him. Go up.
A ray of orange-gold light suddenly burst out, illuminating the entire cave. The turtle's eyes immediately stood up when he saw Ye Chen's orange-gold blood in the light shield.
"boom!"
The mask shook violently, and then made a rattling sound. There were cracks all over it, and it soon shattered like a glass ball. The turtle jumped out, danced a few times, and twisted its neck and eyes. Ziguyou looked at Ye Chen and said: "Boy, for the sake of you helping me, this Turtle Saint has nowhere to go for the time being, so I reluctantly go with you, so that I can return your favor." ¡±
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Ye Chen was speechless for a while, what the hell kind of turtle is this? He obviously had nowhere to go, and he wanted to follow him to take advantage but he had to speak in a high-sounding way, as if he had taken a huge advantage and he was at a disadvantage.
After the guy finished speaking, he didn't care whether Ye Chen agreed or not, and just ignored him. He took out a piece of floral cloth from somewhere. Ye Chen looked at it and almost fell over on the spot. What the guy was holding turned out to be a big red piece of cloth. Flowery bottoms.
"La la la, the Turtle Saint has been trapped alone for tens of thousands of years, and all his clothes have turned into dust. Fortunately, I was prepared at the beginning. Only the red underwear has flavor, has flavor, has flavor" The guy raised his head while singing a turtle footAfter putting on the bright red pants, her body suddenly changed and she looked a little more vulgar.
"How about it, do these turtle pants look handsome?" Turtle Saint turned around in front of Ye Chen, twisted his butt, looked very coquettish, stared at Ye Chen's twitching face, and said: "How? ? Very sexy?"
Ye Chen took a deep breath, stretched out his hand, and covered his smooth turtle head with a slap. He said speechlessly: "I still think this head is more stylish, but it's just missing a edge."
"I dare you to touch this saint's penis, ow!"
The dead turtle screamed and rushed towards Ye Chen. Ye Chen didn't take it seriously at first and pushed it casually. He thought he could push the dead turtle away, but he was surprised to find that his hand seemed to be pushing against a big mountain. , the dead turtle's strength was surprisingly great, and his physical body was very terrifying, and he threw him to the ground in one fell swoop.
Suddenly, one person and one tortoise rolled together, and a human-turtle war broke out. The dead turtle opened its mouth and imitated a dog bite, and tried to bite up Ye Chen's arm. The teeth immediately sank into Ye Chen's flesh, powerful Even his physical defenses could not stop its sharp teeth, which really shocked Ye Chen.
Ye Chen was shocked with severe pain, and he clenched his fist and punched him hard in the chest.
¡°Bang bang bang!¡±
The fists fell like raindrops, and in a moment they were so smashed that the turtle's eyes were filled with stars, his tongue lolled out, and he rolled his eyes.
"I rely on you, uncle, stop, stop your hands, your turtle's head will explode, your buttocks" The dead turtle screamed and cursed angrily.
"Damn turtle, are you a fucking bastard or a dog!" Ye Chen ignored it and continued to hit the guy's turtle with bang bang bang until the guy's head was foaming and liquid kept pouring out before he stopped.
Ye Chen looked at the place where he was bitten. There were a row of deep tooth marks, and several blood holes were constantly bleeding out. As soon as his blood energy circulated slightly, the wound disappeared without a trace. He felt very depressed, and he was alive. At such a big age, this is the first time he has been bitten by a tortoise.
Ye Chen sat down on the ground, looked at the dead turtle who was still foaming at the mouth, and said: "Damn bastard, where do you come from? If you don't tell me, you won't even want to come with me."
The dead turtle stopped frothing when he heard this. He climbed up, lifted up his red flower pants with both hands, and said angrily: "I accidentally entered this place tens of thousands of years ago, and happened to meet those four The last bit of spiritual thought of this dead ghost fought with the hell demon dragon, causing the formation of this Turtle Saint to collapse, so he was trapped in the formation, believe it or not. "
Ye Chen stared at it and sneered: "Tens of thousands of years. With your strength, can you live for tens of thousands of years?"
"Sir, the Hell Demon Dragon can live for hundreds of thousands of years. Why can't I, the Turtle Saint, live for tens of thousands of years? Do you think you have a lifespan like that of your cultivators?" The dead turtle curled his lips, followed by his two mustaches. It's tilted up.
Ye Chen was stunned. It seems that the life span of some creatures is indeed many times longer than that of humans, but it is still a bit incredible that a dead turtle has lived for tens of thousands of years.
Seeing that Ye Chen still didn't believe it, the dead turtle put his hand into his pants and fiddled with it. Ye Chen's eyes jumped when he saw it, thinking that this guy was masturbating, but in the end, this guy took out a few things, but he didn't. When a weapon came, Ye Chen was immediately shocked.
It was a round bead, like it was made of glass, but Ye Chen knew it was not made of glass. There were three colors of brilliance flowing on it, emitting a sense of divinity. It turned out to be a magic weapon, and the grade was not low.
Suddenly, Ye Chen's pupils shrank to two points. He saw two words on the divine bead.
¡®Nameless! ¡¯
It turned out to be Wuming, which immediately reminded Ye Chen of the peerless genius in Wuming Town who disappeared thousands of years ago. This divine bead is probably what he left behind.
"You damn bastard, where did you get this bead? Haven't you been trapped in the formation for tens of thousands of years? How could you have this bead?"
"Hey, boy, be envious. These are the soldiers of the God Lord. About six thousand years ago, a handsome guy in white came in here. At that time, another person followed him. The two of them were fighting endlessly here. At that time, one of them heard that I called the one in white clothes 'Unnamed', and finally this divine bead flew into my formation. If there was no holy power flowing in it, I would be in trouble in the aftermath of the battle. For this divine bead , I gave up the opportunity to regain my freedom when the array mask cracked, but I paid a heavy price."
"Wu Ming! It's really Wu Ming. Someone fought with him and even chased him here. It seems that Wu Ming met a powerful enemy." Ye Chen was shocked in his heart, and he heard Wu Ming's legend again.
"What was the result of the final battle between Wuming and that person?" Ye Chen asked.
"It seems that both guys were seriously injured, and then they fought again." The dead turtle picked up his little crotchHe curled his lips and said.
Ye Chen nodded and stopped asking Wuming about the matter. He looked at the dead turtle and said, "Then tell me, why did you come into this magic cave in the first place?"
"Of course I'm here to hunt for treasure!" The dead turtle looked at Ye Chen with disdain and said, "Do you think this turtle saint is walking around in big red flower pants?"
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Ye Chen almost choked, and finally shook his head and said: "Okay, I promise to let you follow me for the time being, but you must be more honest, or I will beat you until you are foaming at the mouth and your turtle head will turn into a dog's head." ¡±
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