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After putting away the domain world, as soon as Ye Chen and the others came out, Nan'er immediately ran up to Ye Chen, threw herself into Ye Chen's arms and asked about his injuries. She only gave up after Ye Chen's repeated assurances.
Then, Nan'er came to Xue Qingwu's side, pulling her and talking non-stop.
"Thank you so much, Taoist Priest and Master. I won't say any more words of gratitude. I will repay you in the future." Ye Chen said. If Taoist Yin and the great monk had not tried their best to help with secret techniques, it would have been impossible to get rid of the evil spirit that possessed Xue Qingwu. Demonic obsession.
"Amitabha, junior brother, you're welcome." The great monk pronounced the Buddha's name and said.
"Junior brother." Ye Chen almost fell over. What the hell, the great monk actually called him junior brother.
"Ahem, Master, you are not mistaken, do you think I am a monk?" Ye Chen pointed to his thick black hair.
"Almsgiver Ye, the young monk felt kindly to you when he saw you. Later, after doing some calculations, I found out that Almsgiver Ye has wisdom roots and is more closely related to me. The young monk is a few years older than you, and he has entered Buddhism since he was a child. Isn¡¯t this what you should do if you call your junior brother?¡± The great monk was talking nonsense, as if it was true.
Taoist Yin almost burst into tears when he heard this. He counted on his fingers. Isn't this his special skill? When did he learn it from the great monk? Damn it, a monk pretends to be a charlatan, deceives, talks nonsense, and is proficient in everything. , which really made him, a professional, feel like he couldn't afford to be hurt.
Ye Chen was speechless, the great monk was talking nonsense, he didn't take it seriously, it was just a title, let him go.
"Young man Ye, don't forget the one thing you promised me." Taoist Yin said, with a sly smile on his face, and occasionally glanced sideways at the monk as he spoke.
Ye Chen¡¯s heart skipped a beat. He could see from Daoren Yin¡¯s eyes that this guy definitely didn¡¯t have any good plans in mind. Could it be that he wanted to
At this time, the great monk happened to look through the eyes, and when he saw Taoist Yin squinting at him, he pronounced the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, Taoist Master, why do you look so thief!"
"I'm going to poke you, you bald ass. The Taoist is so handsome, but there must be something wrong with your eyes." Taoist Yin sneered.
The great monk clasped his hands together, with a compassionate and solemn face, and said: "Monsters are born of monsters, and humans are born of human beings. No matter how you are born, Master, you cannot be a thief, nor can you have a heart like a human monster." heart of!"
Ye Chen was choked up and almost burst into laughter. What kind of logic is this? It's very good and powerful.
Xue Qingwu and Nan'er burst into laughter.
Taoist Yin¡¯s face turned green and his mustache trembled with anger. He looked at the great monk and was speechless for a long time.
"Your sister!"
Taoist Yin held it in for a long time, and finally uttered these two words. He rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.
"Boy Ye, your promise to Master Dao can now be fulfilled. Come and help me pull out this bald donkey's underwear. Today Master Dao will take revenge from the past!"
Taoist Yin screamed, and pinched the monk's neck with both hands like iron pincers. The monk's face was swollen and red, and he reached out to pick Taoist Yin's nostrils and pushed back hard.
The two of them struggled together like street gangsters.
"Taoist Master, why do your hands smell like women's underwear? Do you still have it on your body?" the great monk said while holding his breath.
Hearing the great monk pouring salt on his wounds, Taoist Yin was so angry that he trembled all over. He grabbed his neck with both hands and shook him back and forth, "Your sister's underwear, you wicked bald ass, you still have the Taoist master's underwear, your sister's underwear." , you are a perverted monk, your hands are full of filthy smell, you have touched many fallen women, you are an insult to Buddhism with your six impure roots!¡±
"The young monk doesn't touch women who have stumbled. The young monk only wants to touch you." The great monk suppressed these words, and then stretched out his other hand to Taoist Yin's body and kept groping. Soon, items appeared in his hand, including yellow There are talismans, weapons, elixirs, spiritual stones, and weird things.
¡°Damn it,!¡±
Taoist Yin shouted, this harsh sentence was heartbreaking.
"I'll kill you, ahhh!"
Taoist Yin looked like he was crazy. He couldn't understand how the things stored in his body could be easily taken away by this dead bald donkey.
Taoist Yin went completely berserk and threw the great monk to the ground with a single pounce. The two were wrestling on the ground, grabbing, fisting, and head-butting each other, which made Ye Chen and others twitch at the corners of their eyes.
"What the hell is going on? Are two cultivators fighting? It's like two shrews fighting."
"Ye Xiaozi, you?You have no conscience, you promised me something to do and you want to default on it, why don't you come and help me quickly? "Taoist Yin shouted angrily.
The two were rolling and wrestling on the ground, each with bruises on their bodies, their noses and faces were bruised and swollen like pig heads, and their clothes were torn into strips.
Ye Chen smiled bitterly, he couldn't refuse what he promised to Daoist Yin, otherwise it would be too disrespectful of his own personality.
¡°Master, I¡¯m offended, and I have no choice but to do so!¡±
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Chen pounced directly on him.
"Junior brother, what are you going to do?" The great monk still doesn't forget to take advantage and calls him Junior Brother Ye Chen.
Ye Chen grinned and said: "Since you call me junior brother, shouldn't you, as a senior brother, sacrifice yourself?"
While laughing, Ye Chen punched the great monk on the bald head, and suddenly everything popped out of the bowl. The great monk felt that the world was spinning. One punch from Ye Chen was better than ten punches from Taoist Yin. Still uncomfortable.
Ye Chen pinned the great monk to the ground and said to Taoist Yin, "Hurry up and do it!"
Taoist Yin laughed heartily and was extremely arrogant. He climbed up, patted his Taoist robe, spat on the ground, and said: "Your sister's bald ass, today Taoist Master stripped you to the point where you don't even have your underwear left." !¡±
As soon as he heard the sound, Taoist Yin quickly took out the treasures on the monk's body one by one and put them into his body. Finally, he emptied the storage bag, but he couldn't find the underwear stolen by the monk. .
"Damn it, bald donkey, you hid those underwear there." Taoist Yin scolded angrily.
"The underwear is in Buddha's inner world. If you have the ability, take it." After the great monk finished speaking, he lay on the ground like a scoundrel and let Ye Chen control him without resisting.
Taoist Yin¡¯s face was dark. He tried every means but could not get the things inside the great monk¡¯s body. He was so angry that he jumped to his feet and gritted his teeth and said: ¡°Bald donkey, it¡¯s your sister¡¯s cruelty, Taoist master, I will let you run naked!¡±
As soon as he heard the sound, he started to take off the monk's clothes.
Ye Chen¡¯s eyes twitched and he said to Xue Qingwu and Nan¡¯er: ¡°You guys go to the front and wait for us!¡±
"Oh." Nan'er nodded, with a smile on his face, and pulled Xue Qingwu away quickly.
"Amitabha, you two wicked guys, be careful not to give birth to a son without sex." The great monk's face was red and his upper body was already naked.
Taoist Yin continued to take off his monk pants, and soon a pair of bright red underwear was exposed, making Ye Chen tremble and almost fall over.
"Your sister is still wearing red underwear. You can tell she is a naughty monk at a glance. Today, the Taoist Master will give you some punishment on behalf of the Buddha. Remember not to show off in front of the Taoist Master in the future, otherwise I will cut your little crickets! "
Taoist Yin was extremely arrogant and made a cutting motion towards something in the great monk's red underwear, which made the great monk tremble all over.
Seeing the great monk¡¯s reaction, Taoist Yin laughed mischievously, pinched the two mustaches on his lips, and then pulled off the great monk¡¯s underwear with a snap.
The great monk felt a chill down below, his whole body froze, and his face turned red.
"Tsk, tsk, the capital is not small, no wonder I like to consecrate women who have fallen off their feet. Your sister is definitely a slutty monk." Taoist Yin clicked his tongue, and his words were full of ridicule and ridicule.
"Amitabha!"
The great monk pronounced the Buddha's name. At this time, he became calm. He looked at the extremely proud Taoist Yin and said, "Taoist Master, do you believe that this little monk slapped you in the face?"
"Hahaha." Taoist Yin laughed, pointed at himself and said: "Bald donkey, you are so arrogant, and now you are being restrained from speaking arrogantly, you are going to slap Taoist in the face!"
¡°Come, come, come, I want to see how you slap Master Dao in the face, haha¡±
Taoist Yin laughed proudly, and only laughed twice before the sound suddenly stopped.
Ye Chen's eyes widened as he saw the soft member of the great monk's lower body suddenly stretched out and suddenly whipped up like a whip, hitting Taoist Yin hard on the face with a snap.
"boom!"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A thick mark suddenly appeared on Taoist Yin¡¯s face, and his whole body was directly flung away, hitting the ground with a bang.
"Poof!"
Ye Chen couldn't help it and laughed directly, is there anything more powerful than this? Is there?
"Amitabha, the young monk has never spanked a woman who has stumbled. I have always felt regretful. Today I spanked the Taoist Master, and I feel a little more balanced. It's just that the Taoist Master's face is too dirty, and the young monk has to take a bath." The senior monk teased.
¡°Ah, bald donkey, Master Dao, I¡¯ll blow you up!¡±
Taoist Yin got up and touched his face. There was a thick scratch on his face. Thinking of that stick, he felt his stomach churn and he started to vomit. Then?He rushed forward like a mad beast.
Seeing this, Ye Chen hurriedly let go of the great monk and quickly moved away, ready to enjoy the battle.
"Today, the young monk said that we can no longer subjugate demons. Let's deal with you, a wicked, lewd and cheap Taoist priest!"
The great monk stood up and faced him with his big fist.
¡°Bang.¡±, ¡°Bang.¡±, ¡°Bang!¡±
Soon the two of them were fighting fiercely. No one used spiritual power or secret techniques, it was all a physical competition.
"Ah, ah!"
The screams of pain were endless. The great monk and Taoist Yin both screamed in pain. Their faces were so badly beaten that they probably didn¡¯t even recognize their mother.
The great monk's condition is better than that of Taoist Yin. His physical body is much stronger than that of Taoist Yin. He almost destroyed Taoist Yin's whole body. His mouth and nose were crooked, his face was swollen, and even his hair was pulled out several inches. twist.
The great monk beat him violently and sang loudly: "You don't want to bully Buddha, you can bully him if you want. If you want to bully Buddha, I will definitely beat you up!"
Looking at these two top-notch living treasures, the muscles in Ye Chen¡¯s face twitched and he almost couldn¡¯t bear it anymore. This is so shocking.
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