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Volume 4: Immortal Mansion Chapter 157: Li Fugui vs. Little Mao Boy

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    Li Fugui was stunned for a long time. Damn it, he finally met someone more shameless than me. He is still so young and has great potential and a bright future.  He chuckled twice and said: "My little brother is really awesome. Okay, okay, I won't ask your name anymore. Tell me, what are you doing with these lanterns? Are you really looking for a mother to be your wife?"</p>

    The boy said with disdain: "Looking for a wife? What are you looking for? Do you think everyone is like you? They want a wife every day!" Everyone burst into laughter, and Li Fugui sweated profusely.</p>

    "Since you are not looking for a wife? Then why are you fishing for other people's lanterns?" Lao Li couldn't help but ask.  </p>

    "There's nothing funny about these lanterns." The child said, "I picked up forty or fifty lanterns, and they turned out to be some erotic words of love written by young ladies. They were so ugly. I wanted to find some pastries with the right taste.  , but couldn¡¯t find it.¡±</p>

    The sound of countless young men falling to the ground!  This damn little kid got stabbed.  It is really unconscionable to catch these lanterns for cakes and throw away the erotic words written by the ladies.  </p>

    Li Fugui laughed loudly. He didn¡¯t have a good impression of such erotic words.  This kid is so funny and makes people laugh.  </p>

    Seeing the hostile looks around him, the child showed no fear at all. He pulled Li Fugui's sleeve and said, "Li Fugui, you're not bad!"</p>

    "What's good?" Li Fugui asked curiously.  </p>

    The child said seriously: "These people just want to pick up a lantern and find a lady. They are really vulgar and superficial. Although you are of low status, you are different from them. If you don't pick up a lantern, you won't laugh at me either."  . My character is pretty good. Then I¡¯ll tell you my name. My name is Jet Li. If anyone bullies you in the capital, tell me my name and I¡¯ll make sure no one dares to touch you.¡±  </p>

    Jet Li is so ridiculous, but is this kid so arrogant?  Lao Li secretly smiled beside him and didn't take it seriously, but he just listened to what he said before.  But I have realized that this child is not that simple.  I saw that Jet Li had a tiger-like head and a tiger-like brain, with dark pupils.  His eyes are dazzling and he is very clever and cute.  Thinking of his strange reason for picking up the lantern, Lao Li couldn't help but laugh and said: "Little brother, are you picking up this lantern for snacks? Have you been fooled?"</p>

    Jet Li snorted: "I heard someone talking about the Flower God Lantern Festival yesterday, so I asked my grandpa what the lantern festival was for. The old man was busy at the time, so I pestered him a few times, and he said it was to deal with greedy people.  The young lady made some cakes to offer to the river god. Humph, the old man dared to lie to me. I will compete with him soon to let him know how good I am."

    " Invincible, Lao Li sweated profusely after hearing this. This little guy is probably the overlord at home, and even his grandfather doesn't take him seriously.  </p>

    ¡°Look, look, look, flower lantern??¡± A shout came from upstream.  </p>

    ¡°Flower lantern, flower lantern??¡± The young men on both sides of the Taiwan Strait also exclaimed together, their voices mixed with excitement.  The two beauties hiding in the carriage couldn't help but look out when they heard the shouting.  </p>

    "Flower lantern, what is the flower lantern?" Li Fugui looked at Jet Li and asked curiously.  </p>

    "You ask me, how do I know, I'm just a child!" Jet Li rolled his eyes.  </p>

    "Damn it, I encountered a thorn." Li Fugui smiled and looked upstream.  I saw a lantern slowly walking on the water upstream.  The lantern is as tall as one person, and is shaped into the shape of a beautiful woman, with a charming look, a smile on her face, and fluttering skirts, which is lifelike.  This beautiful lantern has a faint yellow light all over its body, and there are dozens of small lights around it forming a lotus shape. From a distance, it looks like a fairy floating in the lotus.  </p>

    Is this the flower lantern?  Lao Li secretly felt surprised when he saw it. Not to mention the design of this flower lamp, making this lamp as tall as a person float on the waves without tipping over was a big problem and not something ordinary people could do.  </p>

    "What's the magic flower lantern? Just watch me fish it up." Jet Li said disdainfully.  </p>

    People on both sides of the river have already been attracted by this beautiful flower lantern, and many people have knelt down on the ground to worship.  Only Jet Li and Lao Li were not afraid of anything. Anyway, it was Ms. Shangyou who put the lantern. Pick it up and take a look at it.  </p>

    The place where Jet Li set up is the narrow part of the river, which is the best place to catch lanterns.  He stretched out the bamboo pole, looked at the direction where the flower lamp was floating, and hooked it hard.  Although the flower lantern is tall, it is very stable in the water. Jet Li is not strong enough, so the flower lantern tilted slightly, but was not hooked.  </p>

    Li Fugui, with quick eyes and quick hands, took the bamboo pole and pulled it hard, and then hooked the beautiful lantern over.  </p>

    After the lantern landed on the shore, Lao Li carefully looked at the bottom of the lantern and saw a fixed lamp holder with a circular bracket underneath. Dozens of small wooden wheels were tied to the bracket.??The direction can be changed arbitrarily with the impact of water flow.  When the lamp comes from upstream, the wheels follow the direction of the water flow, so to hook the lamp over is actually to change the direction of the wheels, which naturally requires greater force.  </p>

    "This mechanical structure design is so ingenious that Lao Li couldn't help but nod his head after seeing it. Jingzhong really has many capable people.  </p>

    When everyone saw that the flower lantern had also been picked up, they gathered around.  Zixuan and Xiao Yan'er, who were hiding in the car, couldn't help but move lightly and stood next to Lao Li.  </p>

    This beautiful lady has a graceful figure and extraordinary beauty, even more beautiful than the fairy in the painting.  The little beauty was extremely cute in pink and jade, and everyone onlookers were stunned when they saw her.  Even Jet Li, the little gigolo, looked a little dazed.  </p>

    Damn it, can you look at my wife?  Lao Li felt unhappy and protected the two beauties behind him.  He coughed lightly and said, "Little brother, what are you going to do with this lantern?"</p>

    Jet Li wiped his eyes and said: "This little sister is so beautiful. Will you marry me? My name is Jet Li, I am nine years old, unmarried, and have no bad habits. My grandfather was the prime minister of the dynasty, and you followed me.  The spicy ones are definitely popular"</p>

    "Hahahahahaha"</p>

    "A little guy who doesn't even have hair yet wants to marry a wife, hahahahaha"</p>

    He laughed and said: "Little guy, stop talking nonsense and see if there are any cakes in this lamp. I'm a little hungry too. After eating, I'll go home and sleep with my wife."</p>

    "You want to die so much that you dare to say anything?" Zixuan put more pressure on her hands, her face turned as red as the haze in the sky, and whispered in his ear.  The orchid-like fragrance of his breath made Lao Li feel itchy.  </p>

    Jet Li nodded and checked in the flower lantern.  Of course there were no pastries, but it was true that I found a paper ball.  The little devil was naturally disappointed. He didn't even look at the ball of paper. He threw it to Old Li and said, "You hooked this lamp back. Naturally, only you read the letter written by the lady."</p>

    Feeling a sharp pain in the thin flesh on his waist, Lao Li smiled bitterly and said: "Zixuan, I did this unintentionally. Don't be jealous. Otherwise, let me show it to you. I won't read it. It's in vain anyway."  Look."</p>

    Murong Zixuan's face turned bright red, she glanced at her sister secretly, and hurriedly snorted: "Who is jealous? You are the only one who likes to tell nonsense. Yan'er, let's ignore your bastard father and let him be proud."</p  >

    Yan'er hummed and said strangely: "Mom, what's wrong with you? Your face is so red."</p>

    "Really?" Zixuan covered her face, her heart beating rapidly: "Maybe it was the wind. Anyway, it was your father who caused it, so we just ignore him."</p>

    When Jet Li saw the paper ball in Lao Li's hand, the expression on his face was both sweet and painful, he couldn't help but said: "Hey, do you want to read it? If you don't, just throw it away earlier to save your wife from being jealous.  ¡±</p>

    ¡°For the sake of my wife, I won¡¯t argue with a little thing like you.  He smiled and opened the paper, only to see a line of small words written on it: "Dragon, how can it attract the phoenix?"</p>

    This sentence is like a poem or a couplet, but it is only half a sentence, which makes people confused.  Li Lianjie glanced over his little head and said with a smile: "What kind of dragon or phoenix? What kind of girl is this? She is very arrogant."</p>

    It makes sense. These young ladies would be as high as the sky and have sweet dreams all day long. The same goes for Zixuan. Now I finally got it: "Insect, turn a phoenix into a dragon!" Lao Li laughed and wrote a few words,  It seems to be a reflection of myself.  </p>

    Li Lianjie is a brat, he nodded and said: "Li Fugui, this is a good answer. Dragon conquering phoenix is ??nothing, but insect conquering phoenix, that's the real thing."</p>

    Lao Li stuffed the note back into the lamp, and the two of them put the flower lantern back into the river. Watching the lantern beauty continue to float downstream, Jet Li said with a smile: "Old Li, you are a good person. Wait.  After entering the city, I will treat you to tea. Now I have to go back to riding. See you another day."</p>

    horse riding?  Riding a horse in vain?  Is this old little place all crazy?  Jet Li has gone far, but he is still in a daze.  The capital is really different, everyone I see is this kind of talent</p>

    ¡°What¡¯s written on the lantern, does it make you so happy?¡±</p>

    Lao Li secretly scratched Zixuan¡¯s palm and said seriously: ¡°It¡¯s nothing, it¡¯s the Flower God who blesses us!¡±</p>

    "Blessing for what?" Zixuan asked lightly.  </p>

    "Bless us eternal spring and happiness!" Lao Li said with a smile.  </p>

    Zixuan had a ghost in her heart, her face turned red with embarrassment, and she said hurriedly: "I'll say a few words to you, but I won't be serious again. I'll punish you by walking into the city."</p>
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