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Volume 5 Blood Stained Sky Chapter 2305 Meeting an Old Friend in a Foreign Land

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    ""Well, no, little piggy, why don't you have a single pig hair on your body?  </p>

    It was only then that Lao Li noticed that something was wrong with the pig's body. After careful inspection, he discovered that except for a tuft of hair on its head, there was no hair on its body.  </p>

    "Hey, little piggy can't see that you are quite ugly and beautiful. You take good care of your skin and it's so smooth. How did you get rid of those pig hairs on your body?" Old Li looked at it with ill intentions.  </p>

    The perverted pig really had the urge to vomit blood. It rolled its eyes and weakly pulled down the pig's head.  </p>

    ¡°Little Piggy, tell me what¡¯s going on?¡±</p>

    The color pig realized that Lao Li seemed to be teasing it. It rolled its eyes, but it didn't dare to get angry. It could only hold back its anger and said: "Don't you know how to read it yourself?"</p>

    "Well, it turns out that you are wearing a transparent armor, and it actually looks the same color as your body. You can't tell it unless you look carefully." Lao Li turned the colored pig around like a rag doll, and then  Suddenly he raised his voice and said, "Tell me, what kind of treasure is this?!"</p>

    "Hahaha, boy, how could you, such an ignorant little thing, know this treasure of mine? The Jade Emperor and I are on top of the Lingxiao Palace and have purchased this precious armor, the "Qiankun Brocade Clothes", which is invulnerable to weapons, fire and water.  What a treasure, hahaha¡±</p>

    "Hahahaha, what's yours is mine, isn't it? Quick, take it off for me, it's confiscated"</p>

    Se Zhu rolled his eyes and said: "Dream, this treasure armor has been recognized as its owner since the Jade Emperor gave it to me. It can only be worn on my body for the rest of my life. Anyone else holding it is useless and looks down upon."  Use it, hahaha, not to mention that I don¡¯t have any real energy now, and I can¡¯t even take it off.¡±</p>

    Lao Li held the pig's head with one hand and the pig's tail with the other, and said with a smile: "Little Piggy fell into my hands, and you still dare to play tricks on me. If you don't take it off, I will tear you off."</p>

    The perverted pig is originally an anomaly among pigs. It has a lot of hooliganism in it. It has endured it for a long time, and now it finally couldn't help but cursed: "Holy shit, you fucking"</p>

    "Holy shit, you dare to scold me, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll tear, hey, you're pretty strong, I don't believe I can't beat you!" Lao Li spent a lot of effort tearing the pervert, even though he killed it  He kept wailing like a pig, but he couldn't stop it.  </p>

    At first, Lao Li just wanted to threaten Seizhu and didn¡¯t really want to tear him apart. But later he realized that Seizhu¡¯s body was not so tough and he couldn¡¯t do anything to it even if he tried his best.  </p>

    "I have used so much strength, but your body is not deformed. Stop making such a show of crying and howling for me."</p>

    "Damn, you damn boy, if you could tear me apart, you would become a god! But just because my body is constantly shaking, it doesn't mean I can't feel pain, ow"</p>

    "Do you know it hurts? Take off the Qiankun Jinluo Yi quickly, otherwisehehe." Lao Li found a hard black steel stone, then pressed Se Zhu to the ground, and said: "Don't take it off, I  Just beat you slowly. If the time goes on, I won¡¯t believe that I can¡¯t smash you!¡±</p>

    "Damn boy, you are really poisonous!"</p>

    Seeing that it rolled its eyes and refused to give in, Lao Li really started to hit it, but the stone made a metallic "clanging" sound after hitting the color pig.  However, although this could not hurt the perverted pig, it still hurt so much that it screamed like a ghost.  </p>

    "How dare that bastard offend you, Grandpa Pig, like this, II" Although it screamed again and again, it felt extremely discouraged when it said harsh words. In its current state, Lao Li couldn't help but  Even ordinary beasts cannot be dealt with.  </p>

    "You are such a rotten little pig, I don't believe I can't cure you. Well, the sun is almost setting now, and I haven't eaten anything all day and night. Damn it, I want to eat meat today, roasted milk  Pig!"</p>

    "I'm so stupid, % and a half. x##xr" The color pig cursed again and again.  </p>

    Lao Li carried it and strode out of the valley. He quickly got a pile of firewood. He threw the color pig on the ground and rubbed his hands together, creating a flame and lighting it with the firewood.  </p>

    At this time, the perverted pig was really angry and scared, and ran away into the forest with a "chirp". Unfortunately, his legs were too short, and he was stepped on by Lao Li just after he escaped half a foot away.  </p>

    "Ouchyou bastard, let me go."</p>

    ¡°Hey, it¡¯s not that easy to run away.¡±</p>

    Lao Li took out a big halberd, grabbed the head and tail of the pig, tied it to the big halberd, put it on the fire and started to grill it.  </p>

    "Roasted suckling pig, roasted suckling pig. Well, just thinking about it makes me greedy. Don't worry, I will eat you bit by bit."</p>

    After being grilled by the flames, the perverted pig howled againCome: "Ouch Damn boy, I'm afraid of you. I'm convinced, okay? Let me go quickly and let's have a good talk. Ouch It's so hot."</p>

    The big demon is the big demon. Now that all the true energy has been lost, the fire still can't hurt it at all.  </p>

    Lao Li ignored it, grabbed it and grilled it on the fire.  </p>

    "Ouch It's ripe It's ripe I can't stand it anymore, let me go." The perverted pig whined repeatedly and kept struggling, but how could it escape from Lao Li's hands.  </p>

    "Brother, are you roasting suckling pig? Can you share some with me? I haven't eaten pork for a long time." An extremely wretched old man, carrying a turtle shell and two little monkeys standing on his shoulders, swayed from below.  climbed up.  </p>

    ""Hehehe, I thought you wouldn't come up, old rich man," Old Li ignored the pig's screams and said lightly, turning over the euphorbia;</p>

    "Boss, you, you, you, you are the boss, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, boss, you have to make the decision for Xiao Fugui.¡± The wretched old man threw himself forward, lay down in front of Lao Li, hugged Lao Li¡¯s trouser legs, and cried bitterly.  , and casually wiped his nose and tears onto Lao Li's trouser legs.  </p>

    "Get the hell out of here, why did you get here when you weren't staying at the Moon Covering Sect?"</p>

    "Ouch, it's so hot, disgusting, wretched, Grandpa Pig is going to vomit"</p>

    "Woo, boss, it's a long story, woo." Then he wiped a dozen snot on Lao Li's trouser legs.  </p>

    ""Go to hell, don't disgust me anymore, tell me quickly, otherwise, I will crush you to death with my toes"</p>

    "The thing is like this. Ever since you were killed, no, thrown away by the gods, the poor little Fugui was kicked out by the old witch of the sect master. At that time, the poor little Fugui wanted to die for his boss.  No, I will be buried and die. However, after thinking about Xiao Taohong who still needs my comfort, I decided not to die. I will live strong and live my boss's share. For this reason, I also set up a memorial for my boss.  Immortal tablet, because I was afraid that my boss would be lonely, I called two girls for my boss during the treatment at Yihongyuan. Although they were both a bit older, but"</p>

    "Shut up and talk about the important things." Lao Li shouted with a black face;</p>

    "Aoao, pick it up important, then, then, oh oh, Xiao Taohong actually dumped me and ran away with a rich man. Do I have no money? I am a immortal.  , will I take it seriously? She actually eloped with someone, ugh"</p>

    ""Shut upif you don't say it properly, I will take down the pig and roast you," Lao Li said through gritted teeth;</p>

    "Ouch, keep talking, keep talking, let's change, switch, ow, it's so hot"</p>

    ""Yes, yes, yes, after the poor little rich man was dumped, he walked to the top of the mountain alone, ready to jump off the cliff to die for his boss, no, to die for his burial."</p>

    "Damn pig, did this bastard commit suicide because of me?"</p>

    "Ouch, hot, nonsense, with your character, this bastard is obviously after being dumped, can't you think about it? I will die for you, just dream, hahaha"</p>

    "Well, it seems that the fire is too small. If it is bigger, even the pigs will not be able to take the test. The temperature is too low."</p>

    "Ouch, no need, it's already very hot Brother, please forgive little pig pig"</p>

    "However, before he died, Xiao Fugui recalled his life carefully. Xiao Fugui's father died when he was three years old, his mother died when he was five years old, he was sold into slavery when he was seven years old, his master's family died when he was ten years old, and his whole family died when he was ten years old.  I joined the Immortal Sect at the age of three, and the sect was destroyed at the age of fifteen. I found Xiao Taohong at the age of eighteen, and she dumped me at the age of twenty because I ran out of money. At the age of twenty-two, I made money again.  Money, but Xiao Taohong died. So I found another Xiao Taohong. When I was twenty-three, I made money to find her again, but she died again</p  >

    Finally, when I was seventy-two years old, I entered the industry and started doing business without capital. As a result, I was used as a bait for the first time. From then on, I never did anything else. I did the most dangerous work and got the least.  Money, but the next year, everyone in the gang except me was dead.  In desperation, Xiao Fugui took the initiative to join another gang and acted as bait. However, the first time he made a move, he met the boss, and everyone except me was killed.  After following the rich boss, I recruited a little Taohong, but he thought I was too small and dumped me again, woo woo, even the rich guy was dumped, woo woo</p>

    Within a year, the eldest son was in misfortune. The unlucky boy was hunted down by the gods. In a few moments, he was destroyed by the gods. As a result, the poor little rich man became homeless again.  I found another little Taohong, but, oh, she dumped me again.  Woohoo</p>

    ???????????????????????????????????? My God, I have nothing in this life, only bad luck. I have not done anything, and I am unlucky. My God, ??Why are you doing this to me?  Do you know how unfair this is to me? I¡¯m going to die, but, God, I¡¯m going to switch with you in my next life. If you¡¯re the bad guy, I¡¯ll be the bad guy"</p>

    "Hahahahahaha, the unlucky child you are talking about being chased by the gods is me, right?"</p>

    ¡®¡°Ouch, ha¡­ ha¡­ ha¡­ hot¡­ heh¡­ heh¡­ heh¡­ laughing¡­ to death¡­ I¡­¡±</p>

    "Then, there was a thunder in the sky, and I woke up again, and here I was, carrying a turtle shell on my back, which I couldn't take off no matter how hard I tried. I even made friends with Big Hairy Ermao, but once I got out of this corner, Big Hairy Ermao  It can¡¯t be transformed, it can only be as big as it is now.¡±</p>

    ¡°ß´ß´¡¯</p>

    "ß´ß´"</p>

    Two small furry monkeys the size of fists shouted;</p>

    "Ouch Shut up that green-haired bastard. Brother, let's talk about us first. Brother, please spare me. I really can't stand it. Ouch It's so hot Ouch"</  p>

    "AwwBrother, I am serious, let's talk openly and honestly, aoww"</p>

    The perverted pig kept making ghost noises above the fire, completely letting go of its dignity.  When Lao Li saw that the edges of it were almost polished and it could no longer be rebellious, he put it down from the fire.  </p>
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