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Text Chapter 5 The Rat Spirit Who Became an Immortal

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    Chapter 5 The Immortal Mouse Spirit "I'm talking about Big Tou, you've been here to buy lottery tickets every now and then for the past three days. It's been so long. How much money have you won in total?" Tan Yonglin looked at Yuan Da who came out of the lottery station with a blank expression.  Yuan Da, who had a disappointed expression on his face, naturally did not win the prize, and asked him with concern.  "Mind it. Don't mention it. I lost more than ten yuan this time. I only won five yuan in the lottery. It's been almost two years. I don't know when I will win the big prize. If I don't win again,  , I don¡¯t want to play anymore, what about scratch-off lottery, two-color ball, lottery, why do people always win, but I always lose money" Yuan Da threw away a few scratch-card lottery tickets in his hand that had just been scratched.  , replied scratching his head in annoyance.  "Don't play? I've heard you say that not once or twice, right? You've been saying this since I met you in college. I've heard you say it for more than a year, and I've never seen you not buying it. Look at how good I am. I never do.  When I entered the lottery station, I didn¡¯t want to look at it, and I didn¡¯t want to buy it. With the money, I might as well buy a few packs of good cigarettes to smoke.¡± As he said that, Tan Yonglin took out a cigarette and handed it to Yuan Da, and then suddenly remembered Yuan Da a few days ago.  He went on to say that he was deceived into buying his broken mobile phone, which resulted in him having to live without food for several days.  "Let me tell you, if you don't have money to eat again in two days, don't come and beg me. You asked for it all on your own. Just buy lottery tickets, finally save some money, and invest it all in 'public welfare undertakings'  , The scar is so healed that the pain is gone. By the way, is your phone still working? Let me call my wife. I was just listening to music on my phone and it ran out of battery.¡± ¡°Here, this thing won¡¯t last for a week.¡±  Charging, it's all fineit's just for resistance" Yuan Da threw the phone in his arms to Tan Yonglin angrily, as if what he took out was not a phone at all, but a stone, and he didn't care that it would break.  Indeed, the biggest advantage of this phone, in addition to its sturdiness, is the battery life. However, this advantage is not because of how good its battery is, but because this phone does not consume any electricity at all.  In addition to making phone calls, listening to music, watching TV and using wifi are all not working. At most, I can only play the only built-in game Snake.  "Huh? Big head, there is a message? Or is it a MMS? Damn it, can your broken phone receive MMS? Are you kidding" Just when Tan Yonglin took the phone and was about to make a call, Tan Yonglin discovered that he didn't know anything.  At that time, Yuan Da received a MMS notification on his mobile phone, which displayed a series of URLs.  "MMS? Don't worry about it. If he can receive MMS, it will be in black and white. It's called a 'black and white message'. Call your number quickly. Don't show off to a bachelor like me. I'm just a wife, right? In a few days  I¡¯ll get you one too, it¡¯s definitely a hundred times better than yours, an absolute fairy on earth.¡± Yuan Da rolled his eyes at Tan Yonglin beside him and said with a curl of his lips. After that, Yuan Da took the lead and walked towards the school, while Tan Yonglin.  He followed closely behind, chatting quietly with his girlfriend on the phone.  At the same time, far away in the Heavenly Palace, a scream came from Tianfu Palace.  It was very short, so short that many people thought it was an illusion, but this short sound was destined to attract some people's attention.  "Lingfu, was it you who made the sound just now?" Zheng Chu, who noticed something strange, appeared not far in front of Lingfu. He looked at the panicked Lingfu and asked in a low voice.  "Senior brotheryou, why are you here?" Lingfu hurriedly tidied his messy hair and replied.  "Let me ask you, was it you who made the noise just now? What's going on?" Seeing Lingfu in such a panic, Zheng Chu seemed to have guessed something based on his past experience, and asked again.  "Yesit's a cockroach, no, a mouse. Justjust now I saw a mouse" In the panic, Lingfu somehow thought of cockroaches and mice, so he replied, but before Lingfu could say anything,  After saying that, Lingfu himself felt that this excuse was ridiculous to the extreme. How could he, who was always smart, come up with such an idiotic excuse?  You know, this is the Celestial Palace, where the immortals from the heavenly realm stay. How can there be such things as cockroaches and mice in this place?  Just kidding, let alone cockroaches and mice, even snakes, insects, rats, and ants are unlikely to appear. Even if they do exist, it is only possible for rat spirits who have become immortals. Otherwise, this heavenly palace will be the same as the human world.  There is no difference.  So of course Zheng Chu couldn't believe such an idiot's excuse, but he didn't point it out directly, but asked rhetorically.  "Really? Senior brother, I have followed my master to become an immortal for thousands of years. I seem to have really forgotten what a mouse looks like. Tell me and let me go and have a look." After that, Zheng Chu sighed in a low voice.  , shook his head and said with a wry smile.  "You Lingfu, you must be in trouble again, right? For the sake of the delicious food you cooked for me before, why don't you take advantage of the master's absence?Now, tell me quickly and see if I can help you remedy it, senior brother.  " "Senior brother, you really can't seem to help me with this matter this matter. Master will definitely blame me."  "Now that the matter has come to this, Lingfu no longer hides it. As he speaks, he bursts into tears. "In the Heavenly Palace, in terms of beauty and charm, Lingfu is definitely not ranked, and is even ranked several hundred away, but  If we were to rank the cuteness, then Lingfu might be in the top three, especially her naughty and cute personality, which made Lingfu loved by many people.  The slightly red tip of the pen looked even more affectionate, and Zheng Chu was naturally a little distressed. Zheng Chu, who originally wanted to maintain the majestic image of his senior brother, suddenly became a little panicked and hurriedly stepped forward to express concern. "  ThatLingfu, Lingfu, please stop crying first and tell me what's going on?  If senior brother can help, I will definitely help you.  " "II made a big mistake, Master will never forgive me.  You will never forgive me.  I, I can't, this time this time it's really over, it's over" Panic, panic, this is the only state Lingfu shows. How can he care about his own image? Tears and snot are flowing down, it's really  Otherwise, the clever Lingfu would never have thought of such an excuse as a mouse and a cockroach, and now, she was talking nonsense. "Pa" "Calm down.  " Zheng Chu's slap suddenly hit Ling Fu on the cheek. Although the force seemed strong, it actually didn't hurt much. Zheng Chu just wanted Ling Fu to calm down. And Ling Fu came back to his senses.  Although he no longer talked nonsense, he had no intention of stopping. He pointed at the huge fortune wall above the main hall of Tianfu Palace, which displayed the fortune index of all mortals in the human world, and cried, "What should I do?"  What can I do, senior brother, you are the best to me, what do you think I should do, II" "It's over, this time there must be someone killed. If he dies because of me, what will I do?  I don¡¯t want to be sent to the eighteenth level of hell I don¡¯t want it, I don¡¯t want it¡± After hearing Ling Fu¡¯s words, Zheng Chu, who was relatively calm, turned around and looked at the Fortune Wall, only to see a corner of the Fortune Wall.  , a person's luck value is already full, and there seems to be signs of overflowing. The reason why Zheng Chu can find it so easily among many indices is because the full value is too eye-catching. The cycle of cause and effect affects everyone.  Luck and disaster are complementary to each other. No one will have bad luck in his life, and no one will always have good luck in his life. Everything has a fulcrum of balance, and when there is an imbalance somewhere, then control the balance of everything.  Of course, we cannot rely solely on the gods for everything. After all, everything depends on humans. God has given them good luck, and the rest of the way must be determined by the world. Only in this way is the correct cause and effect.  Cycle, the duty of the gods is just to embellish a little spark in the lives of people, and whether this fire source can turn into a prairie fire depends on people's own creation. But even so, generally.  Generally speaking, the blessings bestowed by the gods are limited to a certain amount, and they will not overly influence a person's destiny, nor can they arbitrarily deprive any mortal of his life, unless the person's sins are extremely evil and have reached the point where heaven cannot tolerate them.  , and even if this is the case, it will only be implemented after the Jade Emperor of the heavens makes a decision. If the gods cause causal cholera in the human world and even kill people, it will be a heinous crime that violates the laws of heaven.
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