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    I was speechless for a long time and said: "Anyway, come here as soon as possible. Okay, that's it." "Wait a minute, brother." The bitch stopped me: "One more thing, my cousin Chen Nuo doesn't study anymore.  I want to take him on a trip to Dongning City to see the rural scenery and learn the skills of raising pigs. " "What a trip! Do you really think I asked you to come here to have fun? It's dangerous here."  Someone will be killed! You can¡¯t take anyone with you. Come here right away, or your salary will be deducted!¡± I threatened fiercely.  Sure enough, as soon as the bitch heard the words "wage deduction", he immediately didn't dare to mention his cousin's matter anymore, and promised to go to the train station immediately and rush over as quickly as possible!  After hanging up the phone, I was still mumbling, what the hell, your cousin raising pigs has something to do with me Just as I was mumbling, Xu Xiaoling came in with a bowl of Chinese medicine, and I quickly took it: "Thank you.  "Sister Xiaoling." "You're welcome, you look like a mummy." Xu Xiaoling joked.  Indeed, my entire upper body was covered with bandages, and there was a cut on my face, so my face was also covered with bandages.  Looking at Xu Xiaoling's smiling face, I pretended to sigh and said: "Sister Xiaoling, the wound on my face may leave scars, and you will be responsible for not being able to pick up girls in the future." Xu Xiaoling said softly: "Okay, okay,  I'm responsible, come on, take the medicine first" "So, although the hero saving the beauty is an old story, but as the saying goes, it doesn't matter how old you are, it just works!  Although she was injured this time, Xu Xiaoling's feelings for me became even deeper, almost to the point where she would not marry me unless I was there.  ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ Two days later, Dongning Railway Station.  The water ghost has not come to take revenge in the past two days. I took the opportunity to draw a lot of spells, and the bitch will arrive soon. I am here to pick him up.  What I have to say is that Zhang Zixuan¡¯s golden sore medicine is so useful. In just two days, all my wounds scabbed, and according to him, the wounds will not leave scars.  Soon, I saw the **** figure of the bitch!  He was wearing a Fan Shizhe suit that originally cost 38,000 and was discounted by 15%. He held a small black leather bag under his arm and looked at his 'Lao Lao Tu' watch from time to time. He looked like a successful man in a hurry, but underneath he  The big green pants completely destroyed his image as a successful person.  The bitch walked up to me, looked at the bandage on my face, and said seriously: "Brother, I told you a long time ago not to read pornographic books, but you don't believe it. Look, your face is paralyzed now, right?" I said on the spot  After a lot of trouble, who can read pornographic books and get facial paralysis?  But soon, the bitch answered this question for me.  The bitch said: "My cousin has similar symptoms to you. He watches too many pornographic films and often suffers from intermittent facial paralysis." I was speechless on the spot. The bitch's cousin is really talented The bitch looked around and whispered.  Said: "Brother, I brought you a gift!" "Wha, what, what gift? So mysterious?" I asked stammering, afraid that he would trick me.  The bitch mysteriously took out two green hats from the small leather bag under his arm and asked: "Brother, do you know this?!" I was silent for more than ten seconds, and said in a hoarse voice: "The color is good  ¡­¡± The bitch put one of them on his head and said, ¡°Brother, did you watch ¡°Brothers of Hale¡± when you were a kid? There was a little boy named Crud in it. His hat was green and had the letter K printed on it.  , our hat is the same style as his! We will be awesome after wearing this hat. From now on, you will be Brother Haier and I will be Brother Haier!" With that said, the bitch put another hat on my head.  I was completely petrified and forgot to stop the bitch.  When I walked out of the train station, I wanted to take off my hat several times, but I was stopped by the bitch. The bitch said: "Brother Haier, although cuckolding doesn't sound good, green has another meaning, and that is environmental protection! We  If we want to be non-mainstream, we can¡¯t care about other people¡¯s opinions!¡± I almost cried, tears welling up in my eyes as I said, ¡°Haierdi, I beg you, just be environmentally friendly, please let me go!¡±  Brother Haier, you don¡¯t like green? Well, next time I¡¯ll give you a ¡®Vomit Man¡¯ mask.¡± Taking the bitch back to the boardroom, our two hats instantly attracted everyone¡¯s attention. What made me speechless was that Cheng Dong.  After asking me where I bought the hat, he also wanted to buy one. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Sleeping at night becomes a problem again. My room has a double bed. Do we need two grown men to sleep together?  Xu Xiaoling joked: "Don't you always say you have to squeeze in? Someone squeezed in with you tonight." I said with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoling, bitches have stinky feet, or?Come with me, I am a wounded soldier and deserve special treatment!  " "You are so beautiful.  "Xu Xiaoling said, I don't even have to think about it. In the end, I decided to give my room to Xu Xiaoling and Doudou. I will go to their room with the bitch and sleep on the bunk bed. In the past few days, Xu Xiaoling has made medicine for me every day.  After taking the medicine, I no longer had nosebleeds. In my conversation with Zhang Zixuan a few days ago, I told him my guess that water ghosts would not appear in the wilderness for no reason, so I thought, then.  There seems to be something wrong with the creek, and the water ghost is even more problematic. As long as I catch the water ghost and interrogate him, I may be able to get some useful information. The injury is almost healed, and the bitch is here, so I decided to go tomorrow.  Just go to the creek and have a look! The old liar is right. This bitch is really talented in cultivation. Before I left, I taught him how to draw Yang and Yin symbols. He said,  After drawing dozens of times, he was able to achieve 100% success, and his little black bag actually contained more than 500 spells, which almost made my eyes fly out So, besides being cheap, this B  A little bit, but it was pretty good in other aspects The next day. The mean man and I rode the 'ªZbasket 1258' on the rugged mountain roads. We were so excited that Zhang Zixuan originally wanted to send two bodyguards to help.  Yes, but I refused, because not only could the bodyguard not be of help, but it might actually be a disservice. I know that Zhang Zixuan wanted to find the treasure of the 'cultivator', and he was afraid that I would take it for himself, so before leaving, I was like this.  He said to him: "Brother Zhang, don't worry. If I find anything, I will notify you as soon as possible. I will leave now and have to come back in the evening to drink medicine.  "What I mean is that I have to come back to drink medicine at night. Even if I really find some tomb, I won't have time to go in and explore. "The bitch is wearing a green hat. He strongly suggested that I take it with me in the morning, but I refused.  , that color is so fucking eco-friendly, I can¡¯t stand it! We started at five o¡¯clock in the morning and rode for about six hours before we arrived at the location where we last found the water ghost. I said, ¡°Jiannan, this is where I was last time.  If you are caught by a water ghost, you are born to see the ghost. See if it is nearby?  "The bitch searched around and said, "Brother, I didn't find anything except a few fish bones.  "Not here? Then where will it go? I thought for a while and decided to lure it out. "The method is very simple. Ghosts like Yin Qi and can sense the presence of Yin Qi no matter how far away they are, so I just need to do something  Release some Yin energy, and it will come out obediently. I said to the bitch: "Light up ten Yin talismans and use Yin energy to draw it out!"  "The bitch agreed, took out ten Yin Talisman, and made a pose that he thought was very handsome. "Chi~~" When the Yin Talisman burns, it will produce strong Yin Qi. If ten of them are burned together, the Yin Qi generated will be even greater.  After burning the Yin Talisman, after waiting for five or six minutes, the Water Ghost did not appear. I took out 20 Yin Talismans from my pocket and lit them all! This time it worked!  Come on! The bitch pointed upstream and said, "Come on, come on!"  The water ghost is coming!  "I quickly wiped the cow's tears on my eyes, and sure enough, I saw the water ghost with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. When it saw me, it showed an angry look and shouted: "Baga~" "Japanese devil!  "The bitch pointed at it and said. I corrected him: "It's not a Japanese devil, it's a Japanese devil.  ¡± Last time I discovered that this ghost looks a bit strange, and I realized it today. It turns out that he is a Japanese ghost! However, how could the Japanese become water ghosts here? It is really puzzling. I want to know  The truth is, you can only catch him and torture him, and this guy has done many evil things, and he may have harmed many Chinese compatriots, so he must be made to taste the pain. But there is a creek here, and the place with water is its chassis. If we go head-to-head, I will  I definitely can't do it with the bitch, so on the way here, the bitch and I discussed various strategies Strategy 1: Use words to lure the opponent out of the creek!  ! Whose language is the most lethal? This person is definitely the bitch! Every word he says makes people have the urge to vomit blood. If he uses provocation, he will definitely succeed in irritating the opponent!  It seems that the countermeasures are not working. The other party turned out to be a Japanese ghost, and he probably can¡¯t understand Chinese. But the bitch brother said something next, and I was petrified on the spot!  Dayi~~" The bitch tried to communicate with the other party in Japanese. The scream was so ridiculous! Even the Japanese ghost was stunned for a moment, so I quickly shoutedThe bitch stopped and said: "Countermeasure 1 is useless! Use countermeasure 2 instead!" Otherwise, I'm afraid I will vomit before the Japanese ghosts are attracted.  Countermeasure 2: Attack from behind!  Let the bitch do the swan dance in front to attract the attention of the water ghost. I will take the opportunity to go behind it and give it a fatal blow!  The bitch nodded and agreed to use strategy two!  I saw him caressing his breasts with both hands, breathing like orchid, looking at the water ghost with charming eyes, shouting wildly: "Oppa~~" and then danced a sexy swan dance!  Pointing his toes to the ground, he raised his arms high, revealing his slender armpit hair!  I almost vomited out without holding it back, so I quickly covered my mouth and looked in the direction of the water ghost.  Sure enough, the water ghost was also stunned!  The visual impact of the mean man is too strong!  His combat value has exceeded 5!  !  (Oppa means ¡®brother¡¯ in Korean.)
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