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Text Chapter 113: Trip to the Capital

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    I looked at the time: "Sister Xiaoling, it's past four o'clock. Are you hungry? I'll buy you dinner." "No, I want to sit with you for a while. You have been gone for more than three months, and you know that I  "Do you miss me so much?" "Yes." "Are you going to Beijing tomorrow?" "Well, the Taoist Association has an annual meeting, and they hope that I can attend Sister Xiaoling, I have been very busy recently.  I have to leave for a while, maybe half a year, maybe a year, maybe even a year and a half, so you still forget about me" Before I could finish speaking, Sister Xiaoling held my mouth and said  : "Don't say that again. Even if you leave for ten years, I will still wait for you to come back!" She said with firm eyes.  I was silent for a while and then asked: "Is it worth it?" She nodded seriously: "Xiaolong, I just had a scratch and I don't want to be hospitalized. Can you send me home?" After completing the discharge procedures, we walked out  From the hospital, I took a taxi and went directly back to Xu Xiaoling’s residence.  After sending her upstairs, I was about to leave, but she held my hand: "Xiaolong, let's go after eating." "You're injured, forget it, I'll buy you some food.  "She shook her head firmly: "I'll cook it for you." I couldn't beat her, so I stayed and had a meal. Sister Xiaoling cooked it by herself.  This feeling is very warm, I wish it could continue like this forever I am in a dilemma now, I can't bear to hurt her. She knows me too well and knows that I hide something from her and deliberately alienate her, but in fact I still love her.  When I left Sister Xiaoling's residence, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. I returned to the copy shop and found the bitch repairing shoes. I asked: "Have the tickets been bought?"  "Brother, why don't you go home with Sister Xiaoling?" I corrected: "Me?" "Well, the Taoist Association's annual meeting is about to begin.  Oh, Mr. Song, do you still remember? He invited us to attend the annual meeting. Another thing is that after such a long period of contact, I am convinced that your character is fine, so I decided to accept you as a disciple.  "Are you willing?" "Senior Brother, please bow to me!" The bitch reacted quickly and knelt down on one knee, clasping his fists in salute.  Then he stretched out his hands in front of me.  I asked in confusion: "What are you doing?" The bitch explained: "Red envelopes! Don't all apprentices in movies give red envelopes? Brother, just do whatever you want!" I sighed helplessly, and from then on  He took out fifty cents from his trouser pocket and put it in his hand.  The bitch took the money, looked at the lamp carefully, and after confirming that it was real money, he put it in his pocket and muttered in a low voice: "Fuck, that's awesome, I made another fifty cents!" "Stop it  From now on, you are the heir of the Niu Clan! You must maintain peace between the Yin and Yang worlds, and you cannot use your own abilities to harm others. Do you understand me?" "Clear~clear~" the bitch shouted.  I nodded: "From now on, your identity has changed. You are my junior brother and the successor of Niu Clan! Okay, you can continue repairing shoes. I will go upstairs to find eldest sister. I have something to tell eldest sister"  Upstairs, I asked my eldest sister to protect Xu Xiaoling, but to protect her secretly and not let her know.  ??????????????????????The next day.  The bitch and I boarded the train bound for the capital.  As for the hanged ghosts, of course they stayed in the copy shop. I asked the ghost couple to look at them. The charms have been left, which is enough for all the hanged ghosts to reincarnate.  On the train, I was tortured by this bitch for two days and one night For example, when the person on the bed opposite me was eating corn sausage, the bitch spat at me and said, "Brother, you don't even know, what happened to me last time?" 吃玉米肠吃到一块指甲！我舔了半天终于确定，那是一块脚趾甲！！所以说啊，这东西太不卫生，傻逼才买……”????对面那人差点就要过来揍贱男了，  But I was able to talk him away.  “Later, the bitch was hungry. There was a cart selling instant noodles in the middle of the aisle, and the bitch bought a box.  Because this guy was sending messages and eating instant noodles at the same time, he knocked over the instant noodles box!  !  All the hot water from a box of instant noodles spilled on his crotch, and the bitch let out an 'ouch' on the spot in pain!  !  !  Of course, the worst thing is yet to come The bitch said that if it weren't for the hot water the policeman gave him, his little brother wouldn't be swollen at all!  So in order to get revenge When that multiplierWhen he was pushing a cart to sell drinks again, the bitch stopped the cart and asked: "Are there any simple daily necessities? Towels, soap and the like?" The policeman said: "There are simple daily necessities, do you want a towel?"  The bitch glanced at the police officer and said, "Bring me a sanitary napkin!! Come on, didn't you say we have simple daily necessities?" The police officer looked the bitch up and down and thought to himself that this B was deliberately looking for trouble.  However, the policeman still said calmly: "Yes, please pay 20 yuan first." The bitch looked at the car and thought that there were obviously no sanitary napkins. Could it be that the policeman was a magician?  Can you conjure a pack out of thin air?  !  !  The bitch who did not believe in evil handed the policeman 20 yuan, and the policeman handed the bitch a pack of toilet paper and a towel.  The bitch was stunned: "Brother! What I want is a sanitary napkin! Not a toilet paper towel!" The policeman said five words calmly: "DIY it yourself!!!" After saying that, he pushed the cart and left, and the bitch was speechless.  .  I couldn’t help but sigh in my heart, the masters are all among the people!  This police officer is so awesome!  It actually made the bitch speechless!  After finally getting to the Capital Railway Station, I took a deep breath and called Mr. Song: "Hey, Mr. Song, I've arrived at the Capital Railway Station." "Why didn't you call me earlier?" "I  …I’ve been in a daze for the past two days. It’s okay, Mr. Song. I’ll just wait at the station for a while.” Mr. Song said, “Okay, just wait a moment and I’ll arrange a car to pick you up right away.”  At the train station where people were walking, the bitch sighed: "Ah! This is the train station in the capital! Brother, take some photos for me!" As he said that, the bitch stuffed his i** and 4S worth 298  In my hand, he asked me to take some photos for him.  I took a random photo of him, and then said: "Don't be pretty, there are too many people here, let's go out and wait." The bitch and I came outside, and not long after, a black car came and drove  The bitch and I were taken to a four-star hotel.  When I opened the door and got out of the car, I found Mr. Song standing at the door. I quickly said politely: "Mr. Song, why are you so embarrassed to let you greet me here in person?" Mr. Song smiled, looked at the bitch and said, "Eh? You are here too.  "Because the bitch's penis was burned, his walking posture was a bit unnatural, so he said with a smile on his face: "Yes, hello Mr. Song." Mr. Song nodded: "Go in, the Taoist Association will fund the annual meeting, we will.  We have booked a lot of rooms here. Dinner is about to start. Let’s go in. There are many people from the Taoist world inside.” With that, Mr. Song took us to the restaurant on the second floor.  Dinner was buffet style, and there were already many people standing in the restaurant, chatting together in twos and threes, which was very harmonious.  Mr. Song said: "You guys go have something to eat first. I have to go out to pick up people and catch up with you later." I smiled and said: "Okay Mr. Song, go and do your work." The bitch saw that the table was full.  Eat, as if you saw your biological father, you pounced on him!  Take two bites of this, take two bites of that.  And I also picked up the eating plate, followed not far away from the bitch, and slowly ate it.  From time to time, people greeted me: "Hello, fellow Taoist." I returned the greeting with clasped fists: "Hello, fellow Taoist." "You are young, did you come here with the master?" the other party asked.  I smiled and said, "No, only my junior brother and I are here this time. We are all here for the first time. I also asked fellow Taoists to tell me about this annual meeting." While I was talking to others, I looked at everyone.  The bitch in the distance, this guy is too restless, I'm afraid he'll cause trouble for me, so I have to keep a close eye on him.  The bitch was talking to a bald middle-aged man at this time: "Huh? Fellow Taoist, I think you seem to be having a bad time recently. How about you let me make a fortune for you?" "Oh? Fellow Taoist, do you know the art of divination?  “I know a little bit about it!” said the bitch, “please provide me with your birth date and let me calculate it for you.” The bald middle-aged man gave his birth date and the bitch looked decent.  He pinched his fingers to count, and while doing so, he frowned and said, "Oh Taoist fellow Taoist, you are using your horoscope to defeat your wife!" The bald middle-aged man said in shock: "My wife is indeed dead, and you actually counted her.  Come out?" The bitch said naturally, "Of course! You are very handsome! And you have found a fiancée who is 12 years younger than you!  The man asserted.  "It's amazing!" The bald middle-aged man gave a thumbs up and praised: "Fellow Taoist really hides his secrets so much that I am so impressed!! My Taoist name is Qingyang. Do you dare to ask your Taoist name?"  The bitch held his head high and said with a sacred look on his face: "Other people call me the friend of women!!"  After tasting it carefully, I found that it is really elegant in the vulgarity, and the realm of Taoist friends is really unfathomable! "Grandma Daya!  !  Where is the elegance of the nickname "Friends of Women"?  I cursed secretly in my heart and hurriedly called to the bitch: "Junior Brother, Junior Brother, come here." The bitch apologized to the bald middle-aged man and said: "Fellow Taoist, my senior brother called me. Let's talk next time."  Pulling me to my side, I asked in a low voice: "Bitch, are you really good at telling fortunes? Then tell me how long I can live." The bitch stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth, slurring  Said: "How do I know?" "You did the math! The calculation you gave that person just now seemed to be very accurate!" "Oh, you said that stupid b just now, I heard him call, he said: Xiaoli  , my wife just died two years ago, and it’s not good to get married now. Besides, you are twelve years younger than me" "Pfft When I heard this, I sprayed a mouthful of milk on the bitch's face.
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