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Text Chapter 176: Spongebob¡¯s Life

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    I said helplessly: "No, please stop guessing. I will inform you when the time comes. I'm sure it will surprise you!" "It's over you really want to find a food stall" The gorilla showed that he was even more helpless than me.  look.  "Whatever you guess, I'm going to the airport. I have to be busy informing relatives and friends in the past few days." The gorilla nodded: "Okay, then call me if you need anything!" After we separated, I called home.  I made a phone call and told my mother that I would be home in the afternoon. My mother was also very happy and chatted with me for more than half an hour. I kept smiling in response, and then said: "Mom, I've arrived at the airport. I'm sorry.  I told you, we¡¯ll talk about it later when we get home.¡±¡­ After more than two hours of flying, we finally got home.  When my father heard that I was back, he specially asked for leave. When I returned home, he was already at home. After entering the house, I said: "Lao Li, you are back too? Doesn't your company not allow you to take leave?"  ?¡± Dad said: ¡°You kid is already engaged, how can I not come back? If the company doesn¡¯t let me take leave, I won¡¯t work anymore! Anyway, you kid has made a career, and you can support me even if I don¡¯t work.¡±  "Okay, okay. By the way, Dad, Mom, I just contacted Ningrou. We decided to hold the engagement party on the 15th of this month. It's time to notify relatives and friends." Dad said: "Then you can inform us."  "Should I inform you?" "Can you speak?" Dad asked.  "Yes." "Can you make a phone call?" "Yes." "Then if you don't want to inform me, why should I inform you?" I scratched my hair: "Okay, I'll inform you." So I took out the phone number book and called Qi Qi.  The aunt and the eighth aunt made phone calls All kinds of relatives who had not been contacted often before were notified. ??????????????? Then I notified Chen Haotian, Jian Nan and others. When Jian Nan heard that I was going to hold an engagement party, he was very happy and asked me if I could take Piao Piao and fellow Taoist Qingyang with me.  I said yes, whatever you want, but you have to pay for the air tickets yourself. The bitch whispered: "Then I'll ask Sister Xiaoling for reimbursement" I was confused on the spot, how difficult is it for you?  You go to someone¡¯s engagement party to eat and drink for free, and you want someone to reimburse you for your air ticket!  The most shameless thing in the world is this. If you give me another chance, I will say to him: I will reimburse your grandma for her legs!  If you have to ask me how long I want to say it, I hope it is ten thousand times!  ! ????????????? This bitch will definitely take advantage of anything!  Seeing a bargain makes me feel closer than seeing my own father!  !  But it doesn¡¯t matter The Xu family is rich and powerful. This engagement banquet was paid for by the Xu family. This little money is just a drop in the bucket to others. If I were asked to host an engagement banquet, I wouldn¡¯t be able to do it like this.  It¡¯s such a big pomp, I guess the eight major families will send people to the event again this time.  ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­Five days later.  I took a plane straight to the capital with my parents, the fox demon, the bitch, the bitch¡¯s parents, my girlfriend, Taoist fellow Qingyang, Chen Haotian, and Huang Mao.  When Chen Haotian heard that I was getting married, he directly stated that he must be there to celebrate, so he brought Huang Mao with him this time.  These three living treasures, Huang Mao, Bitch Man and Qingyang Taoist Brother, might get into trouble with me if they get together Sure enough, as soon as they got on the plane, these three best guys started to play.  The mean man, Taoist fellow Qingyang, and Huang Mao sit in a row.  After the plane took off, fellow Taoist Qingyang took off his shoes very casually and put his feet on the small table in front of the plane.  But since there were a lot of drinks on his table, he put his feet on the table of the bitch next to him.  Fellow Daoist Qingyang is by the window, the bitch is sitting in the middle, and Huang Mao is sitting on the right.  The bitch covered his nose and said to Huang Mao: "It stinks, help me take it away." Huang Mao asked with a bitter look on his face: "Why didn't you leave earlier?" "Hurry and put it away!  "The bitch urged.  "Why didn't you leave early?" Huang Mao asked still bitterly.  "Hey, please take it away!!" "Early shuttlewhy not early shuttle? You early shuttleearly shuttle" Fellow Taoist Qingyang's feet were so smelly that he almost didn't fight with other passengers  After getting up, the stewardess came over to break up the fight and politely said to fellow Taoist Qingyang: "Sir, could you please put on your shoes? Thank you for your cooperation." Fellow Taoist Qingyang saw that the stewardess was pretty, so he quickly touched her pitifully and confidently.  A few hairs: "Miss, you must be deeply obsessed with the unique smell of my socks, right? In that case, I will give you this pair of socks with my signature! It has been with me for four springs, summers, autumns and winters,  It¡¯s very memorable! You can hang it on the wall when you get home"  The bitch interjected: "Hang it on the window to avoid mosquitoes, hang it on the bedside to prevent pregnancy!" When the flight attendant saw that Taoist Qingyang really wanted to take off his smelly socks, he hurriedly said: "Sir, please don't take off your socks.  " Fellow Daoist Qingyang said ruthlessly: "Then tell me your mobile phone number, and I won't take it off. " "But, sir" Before the stewardess could finish, the bitch said, "Tell him quickly.  , otherwise he will really take it off soon, look, he is going to take it off! He is really going to take it off!¡± I was speechless on the spot You can pick up a flight attendant on a plane, this is definitely a premeditated and planned activity.  .  I said why when we arrived at the airport just now, these two guys were flirting with each other and flirting with each other. It turned out that they had already planned to form a group to pick up girls After leaving the airport, fellow Taoist Qingyang even stroked his hairstyle confidently: "  This woman is not bad, fellow Taoist, you have to help me this time!" Fellow Taoist Qingyang said, it's all up to the bitch this time!  The bitch calculated it with his fingers very professionally, and then said with a solemn expression: "Fellow Taoist, this is not easy for you to handle. I just did the math and found that you are destined to die from cigarette butts, and that woman is destined to die from toilet water. You  What will happen if you throw the cigarette butt into the toilet? The cigarette butt is extinguished and the water is dirty. This is a bad sign. "What should I do, fellow Taoist?" The bitch started bragging!   "Well, if you want to solve it, the solution is to change your life! Change it to this Spongebob's life!!!" Fellow Taoist Qingyang was stunned for a moment: "SpongeBob's life?  Is there such a thing in the Five Elements? " "Yes!" The bitch nodded affirmatively: "Think about it, how much SpongeBob likes water! I tell you, you will be awesome in the future.  ! The stewardess is the toilet! How well you two match each other! " "Really?" Taoist Qingyang took out a small mirror and asked while arranging his hair.  "Of course, with your wisdom, I could have deceived you?!" Fellow Taoist Qingyang put away the small mirror: "That's right" Sister Xiaoling knows that we are coming today, so it's early  They sent a convoy to pick us up. According to my request, the cars that came were not sports cars, but all sedans. But even so, they were all BMWs.  The car stopped at the gate of the Xu family, because Xu Xiaoling and the head of the Xu family were standing at the gate.  The head of the Xu family is not bad. He personally welcomed my parents here and gave me enough face.  After getting off the bus, I introduced the Xu family to my parents. The Xu family owner seemed more enthusiastic and invited us to sit in the house.  The head of the Xu family said to his father: "You have a good son." "Well, I am also very satisfied with this son. I didn't expect that my in-laws have such great power. The scenery of this yard is very unique." Dad is also a scene.  People don't feel inferior at all.  "Fortunately, if you like it, you can live here for a while longer. It's no problem to live here permanently. There are many empty houses in the yard. We are close and we can communicate frequently." The head of the Xu family said enthusiastically.  Dad refused and said, "Thank you for your kindness. Although I want to stay a little longer, I still have to go back to work, haha." In just a few words, Dad and the head of the Xu family had a rough exchange. It was really awesome.  ah!  Very personal!  The head of the Xu family looked at Chen Haotian: "Haotian, how long have we not seen each other?" "Back to uncle, it must have been five years." "Well, I heard that your career is developing well now. I should congratulate you.  Yes." "Uncle, thank you." Chen Haotian said.  Just when the head of the Xu family wanted to say a few more words, the bitch interrupted him again: "Uncle, uncle, do you still remember me?" The bitch asked the head of the Xu family, pointing to his nose.  "Remember, you like to eat durian, I have people prepare a lot of it." The head of the Xu family said with a smile.  The bitch was also happy: "Uncle, you are so awesome! Let me introduce you, this talented person is Taoist Fellow Qingyang." The bitch pointed at Fellow Taoist Qingyang and introduced him. Fellow Taoist Qingyang stood up and touched him confidently.  He touched his hair and smiled at the head of the Xu family, very gentlemanly.  The head of the Xu family nodded: "Sure enough, he is a talented person." Then the bitch continued to introduce: "This is my dad, Yang Piaopiao! This is my mother, You Lemei!" The head of the Xu family nodded again: "You can tell when you hear the name.  They are a couple, and they are indeed a perfect match." The bitch's parents also stood up and said, "Hello, hello, I'm really disturbing you this time." The head of the Xu family said, "Don't be so polite. Please sit down. There's no need to talk.?Don't bother me, I'm not happy that you can come to support Ningrou and Xiaolong's engagement party.  "The bitch said to his parents: "Look, I told you, uncle is the most powerful person!  Am I right?  "Then the bitch turned his head and smiled at the Xu family leader, pulled his girlfriend over and introduced: "This is the bitch" "It's the bitch!  !  !  Brother!  !  !  "I corrected as I vomited blood! The bitch slapped his head: "Oh, my brain. I recently knew that I was going to meet my uncle, so I wanted to learn a few nouns. I checked on the Internet how to introduce my woman, and the Internet said what I want to call her.  A bitch.  In my anxiety, I confused coquettishness with meanness Hey, you said it was true for ancient people to call their wives mean in front of outsiders. Isn't this sick?  ¡± I covered my forehead in pain
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