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Text Section 274 The 18th National Congress of the Taoist Association

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    "Oh? Then how are we going to run for the election?" The bitch said seriously: "Brother, please wait a moment. I'll sort out my thoughts Forget it, I'll go to Xu's house and talk to you in person. Send a car to pick me up.  , and then prepare a few boxes of Deluxe for me, with the old flavor and durian flavor,¡± the bitch demanded.  "Well, okay, I'll give your mobile phone number to the driver later, and the driver will contact you." After hanging up the phone, Xu Xiaoling asked: "What's wrong?" "It seems to be quite troublesome, but it doesn't matter, I guess it won't be too troublesome.  Where are you going? Ningrou, please arrange a car to pick up Jiannan. He is also in the capital." Two hours later, the bitch arrived at Xu's house.  I had been sitting in the living room waiting for him. As soon as he came in, he quickly picked up his favorite durian-flavored Deluxe and took a sip. He complained: "It's so hot out there. Brother, you really know how to enjoy yourself. Hide."  It must be very comfortable to spend the summer in the Xu Family Courtyard, right? " "I just came back, and I want to talk about business. What's going on with your campaign?" The bitch stood near the air conditioner and said, "The National Congress of the Taoist Association is held every five years.  , this is the 18th time, referred to as the 18th National Congress. This time many powerful people came, including some seniors who had become famous many years ago, including Senior Zhu from Xiaoburang Dangtun and Senior Hu from Ermiankutun.  , Senior Zhao from Mazitun, and Huang from Peach Blossom Island" I quickly stopped the bitch who was counting his names: "Why are all the seniors here this time? I have never heard of these names before?  "Ah." "I haven't heard of it either," said the mean man, "In any case, there were a lot of people attending the meeting. According to incomplete statistics, there were nearly two thousand people. Almost all the Taoist priests in our country were present."  "How many places are there to run for president this time?" "Three people are running for president, and I have two opponents. In fact, I don't want to run at all, although Mr. Xu tempted me, saying that after becoming president, there will be many women.  I regard it as an idol, but I don¡¯t want to come because I already have enough fansbut I still come because I find that there is a conspiracy in this election!¡± ¡°Oh? What kind of conspiracy can there be in this election?  It¡¯s just some inside information. You¡¯re still afraid of this with the support of many elders?¡± ¡°Brother, look, are you naive again? Do you think this election is just like choosing the winner before the show starts?  In this election, there are people from the island country who are behind the scenes!¡± The bitch became rarely serious and had a leadership temperament, but the durian-flavored Deluxe in his hand ruined this hard-won temperament I frowned slightly.  : "Island country? What the hell is the island country doing? What does our election for the president of the Taoist Association have to do with the island country?" The mean man analyzed: "According to my guess, it should be to let Taoism decline completely, and then infiltrate the profession of Onmyoji in the island country.  Come in, and when the time comes, Taoism will no longer exist, and they will be able to control ghosts and do whatever they want in our country! " "That makes sense." I nodded: "This matter is indeed serious, but how did you find out?  " "It was a message received by a few ghost friends. In fact, I was not sure about the authenticity of the message, so I didn't publicize it widely. I didn't even tell Mr. Xu, but my intuition told me that there was a conspiracy in the rules of this competition. "  I took a sip of tea and said, "Tell me about the rules of the competition." The mean man said, "Since there are three people running for president this time, the elders of the Taoist Association jointly formulated the rules of the competition. The rules are as follows. The three contestants draw lots.  Choose three locations to perform the task, and the first one to return is the winner. Each contestant can bring an assistant. In fact, I originally wanted to go with Taoist Qingyang, but Taoist Taoist is not helpful and is in the hospital now.  "Lying down." "Hospital?"  What's up with him?  "I asked. "Fellow Daoist, he participated in a variety show called 'Diaosi Diving Show' a while ago. As a result, due to the wrong landing position, his buttocks first came into contact with the water surface, and a depth charge was thrown. As a result, the anus was filled with water.  , still lying in the hospital!  Therefore, fellow Taoist, he is really incompetent!  I'm already old, and I'm still late, and my asshole was blown" I sighed to myself, Taoist fellow Qingyang was indeed very unreliable, and then turned back to the topic and analyzed: "According to what you said, the island country is in  They intervened later and wanted their forces to invade the top management of the Taoist Association. That meant that at least one of the remaining two contestants was from the island country.  " "That's right!  Talking to smart people saves effort!  "The bitch complimented me, and I glanced at him. If this was said by someone else, I wouldn't think it was a big deal, but why is it so awkward to say it from the mouth of a bitch? I continued to analyze: "If it is  In this case, when we carry out our mission, the island country will definitely send people over.Disturb us and prevent us from completing the mission and returning in time.  "The bitch slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "That's right!  That's it!  So, I like to talk to smart people. You can guess everything without me saying anything!  " I glared at him: "Since you already have an idea, why don't you tell me?  "The bitch hurriedly smiled and said: "What about that, brother, you better say it.  " I continued: "If the island country sends people to interfere, they will definitely not be ordinary people, but onmyojis. They will secretly control ghosts to interfere. In this way, without our knowledge, we will only think that  The task is difficult, and you won't doubt others As for the onmyoji of the island country, you are worried that the onmyoji Abe Ryojo who fought with us last time will appear, so you want me to be your assistant, right?  "    "Completely correct!  "The bitch said: "Brother, this is what I'm worried about. Abe Ryojo's shikigami is very powerful. Last time he fought against Yujia. Although he was defeated by Yujia, they still escaped. It can be seen from this that the shikigami  Divine dogs are pretty cool too, I'm afraid my wolf-dog-like body skills won't be able to defeat them!  " "I know, the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China starts tomorrow, right?  Are you staying here tonight, or are you going back?  If you go back, you can go back by yourself. I want to live here and come back to you early tomorrow morning.  " The bitch took another sip of the durian-flavored Deluxe and said, "You idiot just left. I was not too embarrassed to come and disturb you. If I had known you were here, I would have come here!"  " "Okay, that's just right. Let's go there together tomorrow.  " "Okay, I'm going to find something to eat first. I'll start doing business tomorrow. I need to relax a lot today.  "After that, the bitch walked in the direction of the orchard with ease. I sat on the chair and took off the jade pendant close to my chest. It was a treasure given to me by Feng Nian. When attacked, it would automatically fade out of the protective shield. That's it.  The jade pendant saved me, and it was also because of this jade pendant that I killed Feng Nianke. I held the jade pendant tightly, took a deep breath, put the jade pendant into the space ring, then stood up and walked out  ¡­¡­¡­¡­ The next day. The Taoist Association officially started at 9am on the 18th. I was planning to rush there early, but I didn¡¯t know what I had eaten last night. I was so hungry that I kept squatting in the toilet.  , no matter how I screamed, I almost kicked the toilet door before this guy walked out with his legs crossed. However, it was almost nine o'clock and we hurried over by car!  It was half past nine. The venue was a private villa in the suburbs. Although it was relatively luxurious, it was far from the Xu family compound. At this time, there were many cars parked outside the courtyard and many people standing in the yard. Talk to the bitch.  When we entered the courtyard, the middle-aged man speaking on the stage said: "Just in time, our third candidate for president is here. Everyone applauds and welcomes him to come up and say a few words!"  !  " The bitch adjusted his suit, crossed his legs and slowly moved to the ring, picked up the microphone: "Hey, hey, hey, hey" "Hello" for a long time, the bitch took out a bag from his suit pocket.  Zhang Zhang's speech script, cleared his throat, and read aloud: "Dear classmates, ah, no, dear Taoist friends, in the blink of an eye it's time for the general meeting again. The class is running for class president Ahem, the association is running for president.  , and I am a person who loves the class, no, loves the association, and cares about the collective. I hope that I can be selected for the position of president this time, so that I can do things for the class with my heart not, do things for the association, take the lead, and lead the association.  Go one step further!  Even though this is my first time, I will try my best to satisfy all my fellow Taoists!  I hope fellow Taoists can give me a chance to show myself, thank you all!  ¡± Everyone was shocked!! I was no exception! I thought to myself, where did you get this speech? Why does it sound so like a primary school student running for class cadre? It¡¯s very childish! And it¡¯s okay if you don¡¯t pronounce it wrong, the key is this thing  He often mispronounced it! It exposed his shameful behavior of plagiarizing elementary school students! I came in with him just now, and I wanted to find a way to get in. It was so embarrassing. Everyone was stunned for a few seconds, until the bitch urged:  "Give me 50 cents of applause and send me off the stage!  Only then did everyone react, and there was sparse applause. The bitch said politely: "Thank you for your support!"  " Since we were half an hour late just now, the first two presidential candidates had already finished their speeches, and I didn't see the appearance of these two people. It's all my fault for this bitch. Seeing him eating is more intimate than meeting his biological father.  It would be weird if he ate the way he did. If I had known earlier, I should have reminded him that if he had eaten less, he would not have delayed his business. When he came back to me, the bitch asked: "Brother, what did I just do?"How was the speech?  " "Very good, but I want to know where you got this speech.  "I asked calmly. "Just this morning, I was in the bathroom at Baidu. When you were breaking down the door outside the bathroom, I was copying the speech inside. It's all because of you rushing me outside, which made me write a lot.  Typo" I collapsed on the spot! I didn't ask you to settle the score! Are you still blaming me?! (Three updates today.)
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