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Volume 1 Text ¡¾035¡¿Why women must wear skirts when riding bicycles

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    I became an editor. At the beginning, I felt that I was not an editor at all. I was just doing clerical work in the name of editor, including typing, copying, and serving tea.  After passing the probation period, I really did the work that an editor should do. During those days, I felt fulfilled. I finally found a job that I was qualified for and that I didn¡¯t reject in my heart. For a while, I even felt that I was very good at it.  During this period, I got to know two colleagues who shared a common language. One was the glasses guy who originally recruited me. He is our editor-in-chief, and everyone calls him Brother Yun.  Another person has long hair. Unfortunately, his long hair style does not look like Chen Haonan. Instead, he looks more and more like Gao Xiaosong. This person is called Xiao Ma. He is the only photographer in the newspaper. He has been wearing a SLR camera on his chest for a long time.  While he has a literary and artistic flair, he inadvertently shows his 45-degree profile. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Later, through the gossip revealed by Xiao Ma, I became more and more courageous. It is said that Brother Yun had a tragic story with a girl in college, so he was unwilling to look back on his college days.  This is exactly what I want. If he looks back on his college days with me every day, I will be the one who should be sad.  Later, I became so arrogant that I committed crimes against the odds. I followed Brother Yun in prostitution for a long time. Sometimes when I met strangers at dinner parties, Brother Yun would introduce me to them like this: "This is my junior brother. He is from the Journalism Department of Sichuan University."  "A top student." Every time I hear him say this, I always feel inexplicable.  When I first applied for the job, I thought that my biggest pursuit was to be an editor. Occasionally, I would sit in the office and look at the bright sunshine outside the window. I really felt a bit bourgeois.  Three months later, my mentality changed.  I don¡¯t know whether to say that people¡¯s hearts are not enough, or that I have new pursuits.  After gaining a basic understanding of this industry, I discovered that the salary of editors in newspapers is the lowest. The feeling of getting a fixed salary is too dull, and it can't make any difference for many years.  It's different for reporters and photographers who go out. They get commissions from their business, and the most exciting thing is that they also get red envelopes. It doesn't cost a cent to go out for interviews, and the person being interviewed also gives you food, drinks, entertainment, and fun in the end.  The feeling of a big red envelope is very Hong Kong-style. When Xiao Ma was drunk, he would often brag to me about his glorious deeds in this regard.  ¡°Maybe it was because I had been unlucky for so long that things turned around for me during that period and everything was going in a good direction.  Before I could figure out how to report my work scheduling issues to Brother Yun, a reporter changed jobs. That guy was so bold that he jumped to the arch-enemy of our newspaper.  I took the job-hopping brother's place without saying a word.  That was true. Without saying a word, Brother Yun asked me to take the lead before I even opened my mouth.  We are going to make a brand new topic to defeat our opponents. Brother Yun put forward a few requirements. This topic should reflect people's livelihood issues and tell the people's own stories. It must be something that everyone can see but not analyze in depth, and  It has to be original, but also unexpected and reasonable.  Xiao Ma was confused when he saw this topic. He felt that Brother Yun's request was too difficult to achieve and it was simply an impossible task.  I was happy on the spot, and I don¡¯t know if I was born evil or something, but I thought these requirements were very simple. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A week later, a new topic came out. The title looked like it was written by a novice, and it was completely in the style of an argumentative essay - "Why Women Must Wear Skirts When Cycling."  In this special topic, we have produced detailed data and pictures to show the truth. The amount of information covered by the hundreds of photos taken by Xiao Ma is simply astonishing.  The content of the topic is very simple: In this city, more and more women choose to travel by electric bicycles.  There are two types of women who dress relatively conservatively when riding bicycles: one is seriously overweight, and the other is over forty or fifty years old.  In addition to these two types of women, in summer, 92.131% of women under the age of 40 who have a normal figure will wear skirts when riding bicycles, and 63.257% of women will definitely wear skirts when riding bicycles.  Wear short skirts It stands to reason that wearing skirts while riding a bicycle is too revealing. The majority of virtuous and virtuous women in our country of etiquette should choose to wear pants. Why do the majority of women do the opposite?  We followed and interviewed more than a hundred female cyclists, conducted in-depth analyses, and cited some striking examples.  For example, there is a charming young woman in the community where I live. I have been observing her for a long time. She occasionally wears trousers when going out in the car, but she will always wear a skirt when riding a bicycle, and she will always wear a short skirt.  And the moment she gets on and off the bus, she will look a little scratchy.She lifted her legs in a coquettish way, keeping the scale within the range between about to be exposed and not yet exposed, which made the man who saw this scene want to scold his mother.  There is also a special example. When riding a bicycle, some women will deliberately spread their legs slightly and assume a "shoot at me" posture. But when men shoot between their legs with their eyes, they will  She will immediately close her legs tightly again, that GREEN`TEA`BITCH is so sexy.  I conducted an in-depth analysis on this through sociology, psychology, aesthetics and other aspects, but I only made an analysis and did not draw a conclusion. The real conclusion must be discovered by the readers after reading it. Just like the title of the article, I  I am just responsible for raising a question to the whole society: Why do women have to wear skirts when riding bicycles?  On the day when the work was completed, Xiao Ma admired me so much: "You are so talented. You can even think of this. Why didn't I notice these details before?" We handed the fruits of our labor to Brother Yun, and Brother Yun saw it.  Halfway through he was stunned.  I am sincerely frightened. This is my debut as a reporter. If it doesn¡¯t succeed, I may end up dead.  After reading it, Brother Yun said in a deep voice: "How dare you make something of this scale if you want to do it every day? Besides, are the things you made the same as what I told you? That's wrong.  Horse¡¯s mouth!¡± I suddenly felt that all my enthusiasm was in vain, and said angrily: ¡°Reflecting people¡¯s livelihood issues and telling people¡¯s own stories must be something that everyone can see but do not analyze in depth, and it must be  Be original, but also be unexpected and reasonableBrother Yun, tell me, what point does it not meet your requirements?" Brother Yun was silent for ten seconds and said, "Maverick, I admit, you defeated me.  "I was overjoyed to be saved from a desperate situation: "Does that mean it can be used?" Brother Yun didn't answer me directly. He looked at me seriously, then sighed and said seriously: "Xiao Niu, you are talented.  The things you have created may become a new social issue in European and American countries, but in our environment, you will be delayed by your own talents.¡± ¡¤
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