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    In the smoke, we taste the pain of youth.  The so-called pain of youth is that on this day at the end of the month, four very young young people were hungry.  After the smoke cleared, I became angry: "Damn it, can you get me something that shows the mental outlook of contemporary college students?" Da Ben asked: "How do you want to show the mental outlook?" I said, "For example, lining up to go to the cafeteria to get food.  "Do you still have money in your meal card?" Da Ben asked.  "Do you have a meal card?" Xiaofeng asked.  Two simple questions sent me back to the eighteenth level of hell.  Da Ben was not discouraged at all, and he proposed a solution: "By the way, why don't we go find the two buddies next door and treat us to a meal? Doesn't Lao Zhao next door still owe you a meal?" "Don't mention it  "I shook my head helplessly, "You can be the richest man in their dormitory. Those two bastards don't even have two cents together." "Fuck, right?" Da Ben couldn't be more optimistic, he showed up.  A desperate cry.  When we were about to go back to the dormitory to lie down and wait for death, two animals came towards us.  The ones who came were not a savior, but two scourges, none other than Lao Zhao and Da Pao from the dormitory next door.  ¡°One of these two people is from Ganzhou and the other is from Yan¡¯an, both of which are shining red old revolutionary areas.  In war years, the people in the old areas were the most glorious, but in times of peace, the people in the old areas were the poorest.  The reason for this phenomenon may be that the organization requires them to maintain the fine tradition of poverty. Perhaps they became the focus of uprisings a few years ago because they were poor and could not afford to eat, so of course they had the courage to go out and make revolution.  What happened next was very simple. Six contemporary college students were intensely discussing a far-reaching question, about how to get a meal.  "Look for the squad leader!" Dabao suggested first.  This is really a constructive proposal. The squad leader is a well-known good man. Although like all student cadres, he is always chirping, but at critical moments he still shows the excellent qualities of a revolutionary leader. He has been a revolutionary leader on several occasions.  Save people in dire straits for the first time.  The squad leader usually lives a regular life, and there must be more money in his pocket now. It is right to find him.  "This is a good idea, but unfortunately, a few bastards took action in the past two days. I heard that the squad leader has been eating steamed buns these two days!" Old Zhao said worriedly.  "Beast!" The other five of us cursed together.  Da Ben said: "The girls in our class are living a good life now. Lao Zhao, aren't you quite familiar with those girls? Now, it's time for the organizational test to test you!" "No, I can't afford to embarrass this person!  "Old Zhao shook his head like a sieve.  ¡°Damn it, it¡¯s already this time and you don¡¯t care if you¡¯re embarrassed or not!¡± Da Ben criticized Lao Zhao seriously, hoping that this guy would show the integrity of sacrificing himself for others.  It is not difficult to find that we had a pattern in our mantras at that time, saying "fuck" and "fuck" at every turn. At that time, the freshman Leng Touqing used such swear words when opening and closing his mouth.  Lao Zhao said in fear: "Let's forget about this matter. You don't know that the girls in our class are all very beautiful. If I ask them to borrow money, they might think that I am interested in her. Even if they don't think so.  , If there is any scandal, how can we keep it going in the future? " This is not unreasonable. The school is simply a hotbed of rumors. A man and a woman may borrow an eraser and cause many versions of the scandal.  Thinking about the respectable appearance of the girls in our class and thinking about Lao Zhao's future happiness, I gave up this proposal.  For a moment, everyone was silent, their minds racing with crazy thoughts.  It is said that people are forced to come out. This is indeed a wise saying. Da Ben gritted his teeth and said: "Let's go and eat the King's meal!" As expected of Lao Zhao, he came from the old district and always held himself to the standards of a revolutionary warrior, saying: "  Isn¡¯t that good?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry about it, let¡¯s eat later.¡± Looking at Da Ben¡¯s expression, he was already filled with fear. After a few seconds, he added: ¡°At best, we can do it next time.¡±  After paying back the money, we just said that we are from the acting department and we are going to be gangsters this time to experience life. " "Then where is the best place to commit crimes?" Da Pao was very impulsive. This guy has a bit of the ruggedness of a northern Shaanxi man.  There is clearly a criminal tendency in his bones.  Da Ben made a very cool suggestion: "Of course you can't go to the place where you used to eat. How about going to the food stall at the side entrance of the school. Anyway, we rarely go there. If we meet each other, no one will know us." "Okay.  , Let¡¯s do it!¡± Others were also excited. At this moment, everyone considered themselves criminals and wished they could beat the principal in public.  Many years later, I was thinking, in fact, for a meal,There were hundreds of solutions, but at that time we chose an unconventional method.  Maybe, just because we are young and exciting, we never look back.  The street next to the side entrance of the school is filled with various shops, including those selling second-hand computers, bedding, pirated CDs, and various restaurants.  Although this place is not as prosperous as the snack street at the back door, it is not deserted because there are several bus stops here.  When Mr. Lin reached the middle of the street, he refused to move any further. He looked at the shop not far away and said to himself: "Authentic Lanzhou chicken, damn, I haven't eaten this in a long time." Daben swallowed.  Swallowing his saliva, he said, "Let's go. We can't bully ethnic minorities. We might even be bullied by these seemingly loyal Hui compatriots." "Then we will have to stage the internal conflicts of our Han people," Lao Zhao sighed helplessly.  Finally, we walked to the end and sat down at a restaurant called Hao You Lai.  I don¡¯t know whether this place should be called a food stall or a restaurant. Anyway, it is a place to eat. We chose this place because it has several tables on the roadside, which is just suitable for us to escape.  ¡°Obviously, the boss didn¡¯t know that he was going to be in bad luck, and he was greeting the guests with a smile on his face.  We didn¡¯t talk nonsense, sat down calmly, and started ordering.  Halfway through the meal, Dapao suddenly said: "Why do you order just these dishes? We all eat Overlord Dinner anyway, why are we so polite?" "That makes sense!" We all agreed in unison.  So Da Pao took a sip of the free Eagle tea in the store, cleared his throat, and the melodious voice spread throughout the street: "Boss, another plate of potato shreds!" I almost spit out the rice in my mouth, and others also  Looking at each other.  "Chunxi, I thought you were going to order another piece of boiled beef. At the very least, you should have some meat dishes like green pepper shredded pork." After a long time, Old Zhao choked out these words.  "No, I have to order a side of sweet and sour pork ribs." When I thought about eating such a useless meal, I gave up.  "Then I'll call you a meat guy, so let's get some twice-cooked pork!" Da Ben was also willing to risk it.  Finally, several legendary hard dishes were served, and we ate even more happily.  Time is like a little girl being stared at by a handsome guy, lowering her head and trotting away shyly.  We are all well-fed, and now the question we face is, how to escape?  I could clearly feel the breathing of the other five people speeding up, and so did myself.  Now is a critical moment and a time to draw conclusions about our behavior. If someone stands up and pays the bill at this time, then we are legitimate consumers.  If not, then we become gangsters.  At this time, we feel scared, and even begin to sublimate our thoughts, thinking that we are committing a crime, how unforgivable.  After all, there had to be a solution to the matter. At this moment, Da Ben became as gentle as a lady. He slowly picked up the last morsel of rice in the bowl and asked in a low voice: "What should I do?" I said:  "Let's guess at the guessing game. The other five will leave first. The loser will stay to deal with the funeral arrangements." Old Zhao asked: "Okay, is it fifteen or twenty or two little bees, or is it hee-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish?" "  You are stupid, how much noise will this make?" The cannon hit Old Zhao on the head unceremoniously.  Mr. Lin said: "Then it's scissors, rock, and paper!" There was no objection this time. Everyone took a deep breath and looked at each other.  At this moment, I felt that the other five guys were all my class enemies, and I was sure that all five of them felt the same way as me.  "Scissors, rock, paper!" With a low shout from Da Ben, the first round of the battle ended.  Two people produce scissors, one person produces rock, and two people produce paper. The outcome is uncertain and the outcome is unpredictable.  "Scissors, rock, paper!" This time five people came out with scissors, and one person from Cannon came out with paper.  "Damn it, you don't do this, Lao Zhao, you are so stupid!" Cannon scolded angrily, he was right, this time Lao Zhao took action later than us, and his hand was still trembling.  Da Ben said: "Yes, this kid is cheating. No need to guess anymore. Lao Zhao, please take the back seat. Let's go first!"  , I will teach you a lesson this time." We also agreed in a bachelor's manner.  "Fuck, you can't play with me like this, can you?" Lao Zhao's face was filled with bitterness. He lowered his face and begged us: "Brothers, we were a little nervous just now and were slow. This time it doesn't count. Let's try again. Please, do it again.  "Give me a chance." Maybe it's because I feel pity for Lao Zhao, or maybe I'm afraid.??Zhao Gouji jumped over the wall and betrayed us, and we finally agreed to do it again.  "Scissors, rock, paper!" This timethe five bastards produced paper at the same time, and I produced rock alone.  "Shit!" I said a foreign expletive. I couldn't bear this ending at all.  ¡°Brother, I¡¯ve wronged you.¡± Da Ben patted me on the shoulder, his eyes full of sympathy.  Cannon stood up, shook my hand eagerly, and said, "Comrade, it all depends on you." Lao Zhao looked gloating and said, "This is God's will, God's will." Mr. Lin stroked my back,  Encouragement: "Don't be afraid, you can do it." That day was the first time Xiaofeng praised me. Before leaving, he said: "Come on, you are the best." Before I could fully react, the five of them  One could not wait and walked away.  The boss looked at the five of them walking away with suspicious eyes, and then looked at me still sitting there calmly, and then smiled.  I used my chopsticks to tease the last few potato shreds in the bowl, trying to stay calm.  Unexpectedly, I looked up and saw my boss looking at me. Nervousness was like the uncontrollable sperm of a man with premature ejaculation about to come out. As soon as I thought that I was nervous, my nervousness instantly expanded many times. Before I even spoke, I felt nervous.  Breaking into a cold sweat.     calm down.  I comforted myself, wouldn¡¯t it be a free meal? If I couldn¡¯t run away, I could at most say that I forgot to bring money, and my boss wouldn¡¯t send me to the police station, right?  In a society governed by the rule of law, he shouldn't beat me up, right?  Thinking of the four words "society under the rule of law," I couldn't help but feel ashamed. What we did today is really a disservice to this society under the rule of law.  This thought made me feel a lot more relaxed. Now that I have reached this point, I have no choice but to give it a go. Otherwise, what else can I do?  I took several deep breaths in succession, adjusted my body to the best condition, quietly moved the two stools that were blocking the way, and then gave the boss what I thought was the most affable smile.  "Do you want to pay? It's eighty-six yuan in total. You can pay eighty-five yuan." The boss also walked over with a smile on his face.  "Boss, have you seen Superman?" I asked, or the answer was wrong.  The boss was stunned for a moment and said, "I've never seen it before." "Hey, you'll see it soon. Look over there!" I stretched out my hand to guide the boss to look into the distance. Before I finished speaking, I ran with superhuman speed.  Fortunately, this is the end of the street and there are not many witnesses present.  After running about ten meters away, the boss who was staring at Superman finally came to his senses. He shouted in a rapid and angry voice: "Guawazi, you haven't paid me yet!" ¡¤
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