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Volume 1 Text ¡¾056¡¿The Legend of Daben

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    "In the past, we all only cared about ourselves and didn't care about the life or death of others. To be honest, it's not difficult to have a meal. When I saw the couple selling barbecue, I was thinking that it would be difficult for them to set up a stall at night. If we  If you really don¡¯t pay me, then their work tonight will probably be in vain" Da Ben¡¯s voice was still so calm, and he said again: "Don¡¯t talk to me about any nonsense that explanations are just cover-ups. I didn¡¯t think about cover-ups. I¡¯m just sitting there tonight.  , I suddenly understood that I am no longer young, and it is time to think about others. "At this time, we can only be listeners and listen to him silently.  Da Ben continued: "A man has a lot of hope when he reaches thirty. Men are forty-one flowers, and we have not yet reached the golden age of one flower. Women are different. When they reach thirty, there will be no more women left.  The leftover girl has been with me for almost three years, and it¡¯s time to talk about something serious. I¡¯ll talk to her when I go back this time, and I¡¯ll let you know when the time comes.¡± At this point, Da Ben finally completed his plan.  God's turn.  The story finally develops in a logical direction.  We can no longer express our contempt for him, we are all happy for him.  This night, Da Ben didn¡¯t eat the Overlord meal, he was still a real man.  In our memories, Da Ben has always been a man.  When Mr. Lin got married, he made a request to me: "Can you write a eulogy for me?" I was stunned at the time: "What do you mean?" Mr. Lin: "Look, I am about to lie in the tomb of marriage.  "You idiot, can't you say something auspicious on this special day?" That's what I answered him. In the end, I didn't write anything to commemorate him.  Because of this incident, Mr. Lin has hated me for several years.  Tonight I had a sudden idea to commemorate my friend Da Ben who is about to get married.  As I said before, life is really hard to say. If you use words to review the thirty years of your life, it basically doesn¡¯t take thirty minutes to review it.  Da Ben was born into a family of drivers. His grandfather used to drive in the army. His uncle, father and third uncle were all drivers.  Da Ben's father is a long-distance driver who mainly travels on the Sichuan-Tibet Highway and the Sichuan-Yunnan region. During winter and summer vacations, Da Ben often follows his father out for sports cars.  ?According to Da Ben, he could drive the day he could put his foot on the accelerator. He was still in elementary school at that time.  Because of this, Da Ben¡¯s father is full of expectations for him.  Before he went to elementary school, his real name was Chi Xin, but later it was changed to Chi Ben, which means Benz when pronounced backwards.  The father of Daben hopes that one day his son will be a successful man who drives a Daben, holds Xiaomi in his arms and raises his mistress.  Da Ben once boasted to us that his father once followed a convoy on the Sichuan-Tibet Highway and encountered a gangster with a gunpowder gun. At that time, the uncles in the convoy took out their wrenches and hammers and fought with the evil forces in a flash of swords and swords.  Hundreds of rounds.  At that time, our blood was boiling with excitement, and our hearts were yearning for it. We wished we could go on the stage and chop twice in person.  It was later that I learned that it was someone else¡¯s story, forced on his father by Da Ben.  Almost every child regards his father as a unique and invincible hero in his childhood. Da Ben is like this, and even me is like this In short, Da Ben admires his father very much as a child. His father drives sports cars outside all the year round.  We rarely see each other once a month, so every time we meet, we are very affectionate.  At that time, there was a legend in the world that out of ten drivers, eight would go whoring, especially those who traveled long distances. The journey was lonely and they were more likely to make mistakes.  Da Ben has heard this legend before, but he firmly believes that his father is not that kind of person.  Facts have proved that his father is not that kind of person.  Da Ben¡¯s father has a different pursuit.  Every time Da Ben¡¯s father passed through Yunnan, he would go to see an aunt, a young widow who ran a roadside hotel.  When Da Ben met the aunt for the first time, the aunt gave him a Transformers. At that time, the child was very happy and full of affection for the aunt.  It took him a long time to understand that it was because of the existence of this aunt that his parents divorced.  Da Ben was already in junior high school at that time. He was very sad at that time. He found that he had been kept in the dark for half his life.  Later, Da Ben became very rebellious and refused to listen to anyone.  After graduating from high school, Da Ben got his driver's license. He didn't plan to go to school anymore and decided to go out and make a living.  Finally, under his grandfather¡¯s advice, Daben went with me to the pheasant university where you could pay money to attend.  A year later, we both dropped out of school, I went to the south, and I went to the north.  ? ?Ben has wanted to visit ** since he was a child. After seeing it, he said that some things are better left in his heart, at least there is something to think about.  Daben has worked in many professions, and after going around and around, he finally landed on the driver's profession.  After his parents divorced, Da Ben once rejected this career. In the end, he discovered that this might be his destiny.  After several years of wasting time, Da Ben got into a travel agency.  That travel agency is very high-end and owns a valuable Mercedes-Benz bus.  At that time, Daben had a dream. He felt that if he couldn't drive a Mercedes-Benz car, it would be good to drive a Mercedes-Benz bus. After all, he had driven Daben.  And from the perspective of body shape, the kind of majestic and domineering bus is the real Daben, which is huge in all aspects.  After entering the travel agency, Da Ben discovered that driving that Da Ben was not as easy as imagined. The travel agency had express regulations that new drivers could only drive Iveco, while those with more seniority could drive a bus called Boswell.  , only the oldest person can drive that Mercedes-Benz bus.  Da Ben counted on his fingers, and it would be at least ten years before he was qualified to drive a Mercedes-Benz.  Ten years later, even if he hadn¡¯t scrapped it, the car would have.  After understanding this truth, Da Ben no longer believed in love.  Da Ben who doesn¡¯t believe in love is terrible, he slept with a female tour guide.  Everyone knows that the female tour guide is the mistress of the travel agency owner, and no male employees in the company dare to touch the woman.  Da Ben has a tendency to die if he gets too addicted. After sleeping with the female tour guide, he quit his job and ran away.  After many twists and turns, Da Ben came to Xi'an.  When Da Ben first arrived in Xi¡¯an, he originally wanted to realize his second childhood dream.  Da Ben¡¯s childhood dream is very nonsense. It can be summed up in a jingle: walk around the front of the bed and masturbate on Zhongnan Mountain.  Da Ben has been fond of Jin Yong's works since he was a child, especially The Legend of the Condor Heroes. In fact, these are all false. The real situation is that Da Ben likes the 1995 version of The Legend of the Condor Heroes with Louis Koo and Li Ruotong the most. The first time he had a wet dream in his life was  Because of the little dragon girl played by Li Ruotong.  ¡°When most people arrive in Xi¡¯an, they either go to see the Terracotta Warriors or Horses first, or take a look at the Big Wild Goose Pagoda or something like that. Da Ben didn¡¯t think about this at all. He didn¡¯t take the usual route, and immediately transferred to Zhongnan Mountain after arriving in Xi¡¯an.  According to Da Ben¡¯s later self-report, he wandered around Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, but unfortunately he could not find the Tomb of the Living Dead, nor the bones of Xiao Longnu, nor even the place where Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu took off their clothes to practice.  But this did not prevent him from realizing his childhood dream, and eventually he found a secret place in the mountains to masturbate.  I was shocked when I heard this story and asked him: "Are you thinking about Yang Guo and masturbating?" Da Ben retorted sharply: "You were thinking about Yang Guo and masturbating. No, you should be thinking about that magical eagle."  Masturbation!¡± After coming down from Zhongnan Mountain, something happened that no one expected.  When a person has no desires or desires, opportunities suddenly fall from the sky.  Da Ben didn¡¯t think about work at all when he arrived in Xi¡¯an. As a result, the next day he came across a well-known local company recruiting people, including a driver for the chairman.  He was idle, so he went to try his luck. He was defeated when he saw various requirements such as driving experience of more than ten years.  In order to make his defeat more glamorous, he left a resume, which was not fake and wrote this sentence very honestly: "I have no merits. The only thing worth mentioning is that I can still drive after losing two kilograms of Lao Baigan."  Send the boss home!¡± A few days later, Da Ben was hired.  Since then, Da Ben has become a legend in their company. It is said that after reading Da Ben¡¯s resume, the boss of the company made a decision on the spot: ¡°I want to settle on this person.¡± ¡¤
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