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- "You couldn't have been really beaten to the head by Gao Fei with a bench and knocked him unconscious, right? Why are you looking at me so lustfully?" At this moment, the man who rushed in suddenly opened his mouth to speak, and his words were thick and heavy. The voice of a man.
In just a moment, Ren Jie also found that the person in front of him had turned into a fat man who was less than 1.7 meters tall, nearly 1 meter in width and very close to a circle.
Ren Jie shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again, and stared at the person in front of him with wide eyes.
Were you dazzled just now? It was still an illusion after watching an art film about primitive human reproduction, but no matter how delusional it was, it was impossible to see such a round fat man as that kind of beautiful, graceful and naked beauty.
"Boss, youdon't scare me, can you let me check your injuries first? Do you still remember who I am?" The fat man felt extremely uncomfortable under Ren Jie's gaze, and he had the urge to turn around. I felt like running away, but in the end I mustered up the courage to move forward.
At this moment, more than a dozen people rushed in with a roar, all with complimentary smiles on their faces, and they all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Ren Jie wake up.
Remember who you are? At this moment, Ren Jie was actually quickly digesting the original information in his mind, which he had when he first opened his eyes. But at that time, it was like tens of thousands of people trying to pass through a crowded doorway where only one person could pass. Any more than that would give me a headache. But it was completely different at this moment. Although there was a huge amount of information, Ren Jie felt as if the floodgates were opening, and all the information entered his mind as quickly as possible.
Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after this was that during the nearly quarter of an hour in the video, he felt some of the artistic conceptions of the five great saints when they discussed Taoism. Could it be related to this.
For the time being, these things just flashed through Ren Jie's mind, and then he began to pay attention to other information. The fat man in front of him who was asking himself if he recognized him turned out to be 'Gao Ren'. They were talking about Gao Ren just now, not the Gao Ren they thought about.
This fat man was met by Ren Jie in the casino a year before he was about to enter Jade Emperor Academy. Ren Jie rarely won a large sum of money, and Gao Ren helped Ren Jie in several subsequent incidents. He also helped Ren Jie in eating, drinking and having fun. Good at everything. According to Gao Ren, his ancestors were once wealthy, but later their family fell into decline, and he was left alone in the market.
Ren Jie happened to be sent to Jade Emperor College at that time, so he brought Gao Ren in. Jade Emperor College was known as the highest level and most luxurious college in the Mingyu Dynasty. He also had another name called Dandy College. Because from the princes, grandsons, heirs of major families, to the governors of various places, people from wealthy families all send their children here. It's really not easy for ordinary people to come in. The terrifying cost alone is beyond the reach of ordinary people, but it's not difficult for Ren Jie to bring someone in.
"What's this plus this?" At this moment, seeing Ren Jie standing there stunned and still not saying anything, Gao Ren, who was fat and white, walked up to Ren Jie and raised an index finger on each of his left and right hands. , asked carefully.
Damn it, I really thought I was being beaten.
Huh! No, if it really comes down to it, the original Ren Jie was not simply beaten into an idiot, he was beaten to death and killed. At this time, Ren Jie's mind immediately recalled the previous situation. It turned out that Fang Qi, one of the three beauties in the academy that this idiot had been chasing, came to him and told him that she actually liked Ren Jie, but she was just attracted by Gao Fei. She kept pestering him, so she thought of a way to ask the protagonist to go to Gao Fei and say that he was already his.
What a fucking idiot. The look on Gao Fei's face and those words he yelled were obviously what Fang Qi said in front of him before, and as a result, he was used by that guy with a hand that was harder than a rock. The iron wooden bench hit his head several times and was later rescued, but he died.
"Three." This information flashed through his mind instantly. Ren Jie answered casually when he saw Gao Ren's two fair and chubby fingers and his expression as if he had been beaten into an idiot.
"It's over, it's over, Young Master Jie was really beaten silly."
"It's really bad this time, what should I do?"
"Something big happened, the head of the family was beaten stupid, thiswhat should we do!"
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The group of followers surrounding him looked at him, each of them looking uglier than the other.
"Three, you guessed it, how many are one plus one equal to?" Gao Ren was also startled, thinking that he couldn't be really stupid.
"Four is fine, five is fine, six, seven, eight is fine, zero or one is fine, even ten million is fine." Looking at Gao Ren who was very close at the moment, Ren Jie said casually answered. If modern people knew, this thing is just like a brain teaser. Once you answer like this, it is equivalent to joking, at least you are not doing math problems Ren Jie just felt that this Gao Ren was a little strange because he was white and fat. His eyes were absolutely right and his face was somewhat similar. The more he looked at Ren Jie, the more he felt that he had seen it right. Moreover, he did not see it with his eyes, but from his own eyes. It was detected by the divine consciousness at the moment when the divine consciousness was withdrawn from the sea of ??consciousness.
No matter how hard you look at it at this moment, you can't see the problem anymore, and this fat and white Gao Ren raised his finger and asked him what one plus one equals, so Ren Jie just said it jokingly.
"What a tragedy. He was really beaten stupid. This is not a good thing. Although Ren Jie is a bit dandy, he is finally familiar with him. If he is stupid, he will have to live on the street again" Gao Ren thought in his heart and hurriedly stepped forward. Said: "Let me check and see if I can find a way to prepare some medicine for you"
Ren Jie himself knows that apart from the big bump on his head, nothing else is wrong with him. As for the original Ren Jie, he is already dead. Moreover, he knew from his memory that Gao Ren was also a pharmacist, and his other skills were quite mysterious. Ren Jie was really afraid of being discovered by him.
"It's okay, I'm just kidding you. A drop of water plus a drop of water is still the same as a drop of water." Although the memory has been fully accepted, after all, I have some scruples in my heart, especially after seeing such a magical scene before, and now Gao Ren He couldn't see any other problems in front of him, so Ren Jie felt it was better to be careful and not let him check.
"Well" Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, joking, adding a drop of water to a drop of water is indeed still a drop of water.
The people around were also stunned, and they were all thinking about Ren Jie's words. Such words are very common in modern times. In fact, if you have never heard them before, you will always feel that they contain something when you hear them for the first time, just like in the Buddhist scriptures. Zen language in general.
"Then why do you say it is equal to three?"
"One man plus one woman, doesn't it equal three?" Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, and waved his hand: "Okay, everyone, let's go out."
"How can a man plus a woman equal three?"
"Idiot, this thing has to be manufactured."
"Oh, you are indeed Mr. Jie, he is awesome."
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There were still some people who didn¡¯t understand, but when one of them thought of it first, everyone else¡¯s eyes lit up. Now they really believed that Ren Jie was fine, because they had already interpreted Ren Jie's words as some kind of dirty joke, so they even looked so abnormal when they laughed.
Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, then shrugged, thinking that this guy really didn't deserve to die. Not long after he was beaten like this, he woke up and said such things.
"I told you a long time ago that Fang Qi is not easy to mess with, don't you believe it. That woman is definitely responsible for what happened this time. We must not let it go with them this time. Wait for me to prepare a super strong laxative, hmph! "Everyone else went out. Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was fine. Because Ren Jie just said that one man and one woman equals three, in his opinion, it was beginning to develop into a pornographic aspect, so he immediately started to change the topic.
"Well, that woman is indeed not a good person. Snake-hearted is the best way to describe her." Thinking of the previous memory, Ren Jie nodded in agreement.
"You are absolutely right, you have a snake-hearted heartah" Gao Ren nodded repeatedly when he heard this, but the next moment he looked at Ren Jie with more horror than when he discovered that Ren Jie might be an idiot, completely in disbelief. .
God, is this still the nymphomaniac?
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¡°This guy has been pestering and giving up for nearly a year. In the meantime, Fang Qi made a lot of jokes. What happened today?
"Why are you so close? You are not a beauty. I am not interested in fat people or men. If you want to get close to me, you have to become a woman first" The two of them were so close to each other. Gao Ren couldn't believe his shock. I couldn't help but want to see it clearly at a close distance, and also wanted to know whether I was mistaken, but it turned out that I was very close. Ren Jie couldn't help but think about the scene he saw just now. Although it was difficult to connect this fat man with a height of nearly one meter with the beautiful woman he just saw, Ren Jie couldn't help but joke. Said.
"Ah what girl? You want a girl you're crazy" Gao Ren was startled, took two steps back and glared at Ren Jie.
Damn it, the way Ren Jie looked at Gao Ren, why didn't he feel that this didn't look like the behavior a man should have?
Unconsciously, the atmosphere became a bit
"Reporting to the head of the family, today is the day for the family elders to discuss matters. Seeing that the head of the house has not returned yet, the special person has come to ask the head of the house to go back immediately." At this moment, a guard's loud voice suddenly came from outside the door, which relieved the current situation. This is a particularly awkward atmosphere.
The head of the family and the family elders discuss mattersI didn¡¯t expect that this guy turned out to be the head of the Ren family, one of the five major families in the Mingyu Dynasty. No, now I should say, it¡¯s me! !
"Okay" Ren Jie also felt a little embarrassed here. After all, when he looks at a man or a fat man like a ball, he always thinks of naked beauties. However, no matter how he looks at it, he can't tell that Gao Ren's flesh is fake. , so Ren Jie happily agreed and quickly got out of bed and left.
Gao Ren looked at Ren Jie leaving and felt a little awkward. He always felt that Ren Jie was a little different today than usual.
"You can actually say that Fang Qi is a snake-hearted person, and you can also say that one plus one equals one. Is it because Gao Fei hit him on the head and became enlightened, or is he talking nonsense after being stimulated?
Gao Ren, who was fair and fat, moved his eyes quickly, thinking that maybe he was just overthinking. At least, it is absolutely impossible for him to know - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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