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Volume 1: Spring Garden Chapter 440: One more thing, I can die.  .

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    Reality is so cruel. A man and a woman finally got together. Afterwards, the man thought the woman was too broad, the woman thought the man was small, and the bald man said the monk had no hair!  !  Why bother.  ¡¾.Com text¡¿

    Xiao Sheng and Dai Muyang were attacking and defending. On the surface, they had no objections. However, deep down, their internal injuries were difficult to heal. The first person to stabilize their minds was the experienced Xiao Sheng. He sat next to Dai Muyang meaningfully and patted him.  He bent his legs and said earnestly:

    "This kind of congenital deficiency requires acquired efforts. Xiaoyang, don't be discouraged. There are countless opportunities, but how to grasp these odds is a science!"

    "Brother-in-law, please stop comforting me. I have no 'understanding', and no matter how many opportunities there are, I can't grasp them. I've been worrying about this for several days, and I even secretly ordered some special medicines from online stores!  !" After hearing this, Xiao Sheng became energetic and asked softly:

    "What a result!"

    "I was deceived!! The advertisement is very tempting: no surgery, no hospitalization, no medicine, no repetition, your little bird will turn into a big eagle in an instant. I saw that the number of orders nationwide is nearly 10,000.  Ordered a set without hesitation! ¡±

    "Where's the result?" Xiao Sheng, who couldn't wait any longer, interrupted and asked!  !  Helpless, Dai Muyang pointed to the coffee table and said softly:

    "Yah!! That's it!!" Xiao Sheng turned around and exclaimed:

    "Magnifying glass." This!  !  It doesn't seem to be linked to false advertising. It does not require surgery, hospitalization, medication, or repetition. In an instant, the bird will turn into a big eagle. As long as you are willing, you can live in your own space of desire and lust every day.

    Looking at Dai Muyang with his head hooked like a bean sprout next to him, Xiao Sheng, who couldn't bear to hit him anymore, took out a cigarette from the coffee table, lit it, and said softly:

    "Hi!! Life is hard and short, life is hard and short. Our ancestors have great wisdom. What they say is so meaningful. But Xiaoyang, don't be discouraged. Your brother-in-law and I have reached the level of Chinese medicine.  It's like pure gold. I'll prescribe you some Chinese patent medicine later. You can replenish your energy, exercise more, eat properly, and work. I promise you two months of summer vacation, which will really make you "take off". I have been cooperating with your master for many years.  The research and experience will ensure that your disease will be cured and you will be as strong as a mule!¡±

    ¡°Brother-in-law, mules can¡¯t give birth! Can donkeys do that?¡±

    "This!! Let's start with the bear first. Although it's a little short, it's better in terms of technique!!" After saying these words, Xiao Sheng explained many details to Dai Muyang eloquently, and Dai Muyang also didn't understand many issues.  Ask for advice humbly and be more serious than before the college entrance examination.

    "Generally speaking, the time point of xxoo is very important. The highest point of men's and women's sexual intercourse basically coincides in the early morning, which is suitable for directly raising the gun and mounting the horse! From 19:00 to 21:00 in the evening, both parties have the clearest ideas and abundant physical strength, which is suitable for sharing the big  Meal'! From 17:00 to 19:00, the most expressive time, whispering in the ear, passionate kissing, is suitable for deepening the relationship between each other. This is also the foreplay of the meal, which is very important!  The best time is from 21:00 to 23:00, which is the period of fatigue before going to bed. If you are not capable enough, you must make a quick decision. The longer you delay, the more incompetent you will appear. At least this is what other girls think!  !" Xiao Sheng's words suddenly made Dai Muyang wake up from his dream like an epiphany. The division of time in relationships is also very important.

    "Listening to your words is better than ten years of reading, no, a hundred years!! Confidant!! Master!!, gay friend!"

    "Yes! The first two are almost the same. Don't mess with the last one. I'm telling you Xiaoyang. These things are just to help you. What really makes you regain your confidence is yourself. Serve with pen and ink. Remember our teacher's exclusive  The 'secret recipe' for aphrodisiacs should be kept in mind and must not be passed on to others!" After hearing this, Dai Muyang was so excited that he wanted to go up and take a bite of Xiao Sheng. He ran back to the room as if he was rejuvenated, took out a pen and paper, and handed it to Xiao Sheng with both hands.  Xiao Sheng, who wrote down several Chinese medicines, raised his wrist and looked at his watch, urged:

    "The big pharmacies are not closed at this point, so take a quick fix, take it one day early, and regain your confidence one day early!"

    "Sure!!" After saying this, Dai Muyang sullenly ran out. The moment the door was closed tightly, Xiao Sheng stood up slowly, with an evil smile on his face, rubbing his hands, wreaking havoc.  said:

    "I have to get rid of you!! Xiaoxue, here I come!! Kitchen outfit!! Brother is such a beast!!" After saying that, Xiao Sheng tiptoed towards the kitchen.

    The range hood in the room continued to work, and coupled with the buzzing sound of the induction cooker, Dai Muxue, who was fully immersed in the 'love meal', did not hear the sound of her brother closing the door and leaving, let alone, as if he was a thief.  She pushed open the kitchen door like a ghost, and Xiao Sheng appeared behind her like a ghost.

    It wasn¡¯t until she suddenly felt someone hugging her tightly from behind that Dai Muxue turned around in shock, butIt was her turn around that Xiao Sheng seized the opportunity. Xiao Sheng lowered his head and kissed the corners of the other person's lips passionately. Dai Muxue, who struggled subconsciously, quickly fell under Xiao Sheng's skillful kissing skills.  , with only a little bit of reason, she told her that there were still uncooked dishes on the kitchen table.

    "Dish!! The dish is still in the pot!!" Hearing Dai Muxue's words humming from his nostrils, Xiao Sheng did not let go of the other party. He directly reached out and turned off the induction cooker. As for the chicken soup that was being cooked, Xiao Sheng continued to talk.  Didn't pay any attention to it.

    The longings of so many days have turned into silent intertwining. When Xiao Sheng's big hand reached into Dai Muxue's apron and lifted up the other party's dress, Dai Muxue's body was already pressed against the stove by Xiao Sheng, with only one zipper carrying the entire body.  Dai Muxue, who was wearing a floral skirt, could clearly feel the movement of her teeth being pulled apart quickly. As Xiao Sheng's zipper opened, her fair back was vaguely reflected into Xiao Sheng's eyes through the sliding glass opposite the kitchen counter.  In her eyes, the floral skirt that was originally clinging to Dai Muxue's body became looser. Her rough hands moved up and down effortlessly and stretched in. Dai Muxue's whole body was almost pressed against Xiao Sheng's body, and her lips were slightly opened.  Together, they made a seductive moan.

    "Brother-in-law!! Do you think the medicine I bought is right? I'm exhausted!!" Dai Muyang's sudden sound reached their ears through the kitchen door, and the shameless Dai Muxue pushed as if he was electrocuted.  She opened Xiao Sheng and quickly zipped up the zipper with her backhand. Just as she finished all this, Dai Muyang pushed the closed kitchen door open. Dai Muyang, who looked excited, looked at Xiao Sheng with sharp eyes, and couldn't help but feel frightened.

    "Brother-in-law!! Did I do something wrong again!"

    "You!! Why are you so fast!"

    "Downstairs!! There is a big pharmacy downstairs!! You don't know." After hearing this, Xiao Sheng hit his ears with a hammer and muttered:

    "I'm just a bitch!! Let me tell you one more thing, the traditional Chinese medicine in the east of the city is more effective than the west of the city. It can kill you! It takes more than an hour to get a round trip!!"

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